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sorry, i keep disappearing...
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Jubilance! Hiya
Ah. That's what happened. I have a problem Grand Mage.
Whats the problem, Vinette?
Hiya Zaf!
Sup Jubilance?
I have writter's block for what happens after the 1st Nye session.
Zaf, Not much... Just doing random stuff that that's really unproductive and not caring that I'm wasting my time
;)
Uhm Vinette I got no idea. Daydream...
Jubilance, im dreading going to NJ but good news is I might be getting that answer todays
My cat has taken over my bed...
Well I want your opinion since your the star of it.
Uhm...like I dunno.
Damn. I was hoping for constructive feedback.
Damn. I was hoping for constructive feedback.
*nudges cat with foot*
Damn. I was hoping for constructive feedback.
Gimme sec i got idea
Thank you.
Hey :)
Uhm ok like I dunno....Sense Wardens?
*watches cat get up and leave* That's disappointing...
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!! THAT JUST GAVE ME AN IDEA!!!!!!!!!
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!! THAT JUST GAVE ME AN IDEA!!!!!!!!!
Double posting
No, that isn't my idea. But I know its doubled.
hahahaha...
YAY! BUTTING IN ON RANDOM CONVERSATIONS!
*frowns and crosses arms*
*hums*
My cousin is insulting One Direction on facebook while I laugh at her fails.
Ha, ha, ha.
Hiya Val
brb...
breakfast/lunch...
I've been here for at least ten minutes now.
Hi
*kicks Ivy*
*disappears*
*pushes Flame off a cliff*
Guys, Don't fight. This is peaceful grounds.
Guys, Don't fight. This is peaceful grounds.
Peaceful? Since when?
Besides, we aren't fighting, that's a just a normal greeting.
Since this is scared ground of the golden god. But since it is a regular greeting it may be excused.
*jumps into volcano*
We ALWAYS fight on here. That's not going to change.
*scoffs*
Sacred ground!
*disappears again*
*stabs Flame with a crowbar*
Well I'm trying not to. I will not destroy anyone or anything on the sacred ground of the god who created my true love. * sigh happily*
Well I'm trying not to. I will not destroy anyone or anything on the sacred ground of the god who created my true love. * sigh happily*
Hello!!
He writes books ABOUT fighting, Vinette.
HI NJ!
I fight all the time
I understand that. I am trying my best not to.
I am a violent child.
Hey Val!!
*hugs*
How're you??
I'm good! And you?
I happen to be one as well. But not here.
I'm alright :)
I am looking for a job now that I can get one :P
Hey NJ! :)
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE! *rams into Val* *knocks into volcano*
*swims in volcano* *flings lava in Maralie's face*
Hi guys! I'm back! *Stops and watches Val fall into volcano...*
* sighs*
So how is everyone??
*shrieks* *attacks Val with light powers* *swims around in circles*
hey guys :)
Better. I don't have writter's block any more
Hey Mel! *tries not to drown*
I'm AWESOME! (for no apparent reason...)
*holds Maralie under the lava with the air* *climbs out, gets a head start, then lets Maralie out*
Sure there must be a reason your awsome?
There probably IS a reason... but it's probably just because I'm hyper....for no apparent reason
BLLLLLAARRRRGREWSFD ASASS ADFS;]AS\;FDS;DF ;#SD;FS#;F[g;[;F[SDF VAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLl!!! *breaks surface* *takes deep breaths*
*scowls* Merry Christmas to you too, Val.
Hello!
Ooh, we're throwing eachother into volcanoes?
*throws Mara into lake*
Oh O.K. * starts Whistling 'epiphany'*
Vinette, it's sacred ground? Really? We need to change that. *nods*
*shrieks* IIIII CANNNN'T SWWWWIMMMMMMM KESSSSIIEEEEE!!
*helps MAra out of lake*
I'm not doing anything wrong but whistling a song. It just happens to be about murder. But thank you for remembering.
*pulls Kessie into lake*
Hey!
*falls into lake*
*pulls away from Mara*
*swims all the way down before realising I'm going the wrong way*
*panics*
Damn it i gtg soon
Well, you have me Zaf.
*shrieks* KESSSIEEE!
*panics*
*jumps in*
*drowns*
Kessie!!!!
* puts life gaurd bikini on & saves kestrel*
*TURNS AROUND*
*swims upward*
*sees Mara drowning*
Oh, for god's sake..
*grabs Mara*
*swims up*
* then saves mara*
*jumps in after Kessie*
That was... quite the rescue
Never mind *seims out*
AAAAH SEA HAG!!!!
KESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIE!!!!
*grabs Kessie*
*swims to shore*
I never liked sea hags...
Grand Mage!
Oh dear. I CAN swim, you know, living in Florida.
*drowns the Grand Mage*
Oops.
Dummy * jumps in and kills the sea hag*
KESSIE!!!
Ooh, the Sea Hag!
*taps shield symbol*
*calls the butterfly man* *makes him sit on Mara and Kes*
did u just KILL the Grand Mage??
* swims Zaf to shore, then proceeds to do CPR*
Jubi!
Vinette, that's cheating.
*taps symbol on arm*
*spreads arms out wide*
*sends blue pulse at Sea Hag*
*blinks*
Wait, did I save you or did you save me?
Val, that was COMPLETELY uncalled for.
*touches butterfly man with sword*
*steals soul*
Ha!
Zaf, don't die on me.
I saved you...
*moans* GET OFF OF MEEEEE.
*squirms away*
KESSIEEEE LET ME KILL IT.
*snaps fingers*
*throws light at Sea Hag*
Of COURSE I didn't kill the Grand Mage. I just drowned her.
* face palm* you idiot ... * uses water magic to pull water out of her lungs*
* face palm* you idiot ... * uses water magic to pull water out of her lungs*
Kessie, Oh! Ok
xP
So you're Elemental? Fun.
*sends red energy daggers at Vinette*
*runs at Val with swords drawn*
Gtg stupid mother
DAMN IT MOTHERF****R!!!! I'M TRYING REVIVE THE GRAND MAGE!!!!!!!!!!! * my hair becomes made of fire*
Tell her you're dead.
Vale, Grand Mage!
BYEE ZAF *throws Zaf off cliff*
*steps out of Kestrel's path so she runs past*
Yay! I revived her.
damn.
*stops*
*turns around*
*drams both daggers*
*throws one at Val's head*
Vinette, please, no cursing.
*Vinette's head bursts into flames*
Oops..
*slips away to the shadows*
KESSIE MESSED UP *sings* *skips*
Hiya, Flame!
MAra, I did not!
*throws other dagger at Mara*
aww c'mon I leave for like half an hour and you all decide to throw one another into dangerous volcanoes and various other places...
O.K. Sorry.
* puts hand through hair & it becomes normal* Sorry.
Mel, of course we did.
It's still going on. In fact...*grins evilly*
*throws Grand Mage Frost into volcano*
*dodges*
*starts crying*
I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS AND NOW YOU JUST TRY TO KILL ME.
*runs behind rock*
*cries*
*Mara's head bursts into flames, too*
*flies away*
* gose by Mara* Don't worry, you have me. I'm not killing any one here. London ... Differant story........
... why is my head on fire...
Oh, for...
I didn't TRY to kill you, I DID kill you.
*throws Mara off of cliff*
*hugs Vinette* I WANT A PILLOW PET.
*teleports beside Kessie*
That's not gonna work.
Screw 'sacred ground'. * burns kestral alive*
Screw 'sacred ground'. * burns kestral alive*
It's not?
*'accidentally' brushes sword against MAra's leg*
Oops. *tries and fails to look guilty*
I have your SOOUUULLL!
* gives mara puppy pillow pet *
NOOOOOOO *attacks Vinette* NO ONE KILLS MY BEST FRIEND!
*throws light at Vinette*
Vinette, you forgot I still have my shield up. FAIL!
*deactivates soul-stealing*
*stabs Vinette in the thigh* Ha!
*cries* GIVE IT BACK.
*stamps foot*
*has tantrum*
Oww. That actually hurt. I wasn't trying to seriously kill or hurt anyone. It was just for show.
See? I am the best at subtleness
Ivy, I say we kill the lot of them.
No! Don't kill me!
*runs around screaming*
Don't let Ivy attack me!!
*shatters Kessie's shield with lightning*
I am /that/ powerful.
*hugs Flame and Ivy* I LOVE YOU DON'T KILL ME.
................. May I be excused for a moment? I'm still in my life gaurd suit & its a little cold.
Shoot.
*sends energy pulse at Flame*
*gives MAra's soul back*
*reactivates soul-stealing*
You've brought this upon yourselves.
Prepare, sorcerers, to die.
Uh-oh.
Kill the lot of them? What, like now?
*deflects energy pulse and begins walking towards Kestrel*
Yayyyy :D *skips along*
WE'RE GOING TO DIE YAAAY.
Ahhhhh! HUGS! *runs from Mara*
Well, I /am/ supposed to be cleaning.
And I have to go.
So, yeah.
*steps back*
*brings swords up into defensive position*
Truce? Please?
Well I'm supposed to be cleaning all the time, but I never do.
I'll take that as a yes * leaves and comes back in a lady's tuxedo & trench coat* Alright.
NOOOO COME BACK I WANT TO HUG YOU *chases Val*
*Just stares at them as all of this is going on....*
Bye Flame!
*chucks rocks at Mara*
Yeah but my mother shall eat my soul, otherwise.
*stares at the cowering sorcerers*
You can go.
By the way, I am actually not that bad. I wasn't going to Jill you.
VALLLLLLL.
*turns*
Kessieeee I want to hug yoooouuu instead. Because Kessie the unicorn pillow pet told me to. *laughs hysterically*
Kill*
wow Im glad I left before people were gonna die - again
brb
Hey Mara, want to come with me & go serial killing? I could use a friend.
Sure! *skips alongside Vinette* WE'RE GOING ON A FIELD TRIP YAYYYY...
*Leads the way to london* SERIAL KILLING!!!!!! * starts chopping peoples heads off with my scythe*
I'm back.
Vinette, I'll warn you, she's a moron.
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE *breaks into shop* *buys pillow pet*
IT'S CALLED LUCI.
I don't care. I just needed somebody to go with.
Wait, you broke into a shop in order to BUY a pillow pet?
CAUSE SHE THINKS SHE'S MADE OF CANDYYYYY...
mara, why did you break into a shop and then buy something? you could have just stolen it, thats what I would have done...
Duh, Kessie.
Oh my...
does it have RainbowScathio disease?
Because I wanted to break the window, Mel.
She reminds me of Thrasher. Not too bright but alot of Enthusiasm.
*slams head on keyboard*
WHO'S ENTHUSIASM?!?! I LIKE EATING KEYBOARDS.
Vinette, or maybe Clarabellle...
I think Clarabelle is a better comparison than Thrasher.
No, Thrasher. Because of the killing. Clarabelle wouldn't kill. ( unless possesed by a remment.)
hehe ^_^
FLIPPIDY FLOOP FLOP.
Yeah, but Clarabelle works for Nye. So, really, it's all a matter of perspective.
Ah.
OMG I STOLE MY HUSBAND'S RAZOR!!!!!!!!!
THERE IS A LOLLIPOP IN MY DIDGEREDOO! *laughs hysterically*
Yeah, because that makes SOOOO much sense.
Vinette, and who exactly is your husband? Lemme guess: Sanguine.
I love him with everything in my being & soul.
It tastes of music! :D
gtg, bye!
And stuffing.
KESSIE GOODBYE *hugs*
Bye.
... DED.
This'll be awesome.
I was hoping I would get it. Oh well.
I hate people. ._.
If anyone knows where I can get a Mortal Coil Collector’s Edition Hardback, let me know? Or if you have one and are willing to trade? I have three MC hardbacks, for absolutely no reason. One is even signed… And I would actually be willing to trade that (it’s not made out to anyone) so if any lovely person has any idea as to where I can get this please let me know and I will love you 5evr!
andtosayi'mwillingtotradeoneofmysignedbooksisclearlysayingsomethingomgineedtocompletethiscollection
I don't know.
Bye Kessie!
....
I dedicate to my two pillow pets Kessie and Mara. My REAL pillow pets. They are both unicorns. Kessie is pink and Mara is purple. Kessie guards my door for intruders because she bites. Mara plays my Nintendo. Kessie is very clever and can read and reach the very top of my bookshelf where I keep my Skulduggery books. Mara waits for Kessie to get them for her. They are BESTIES. Sometimes Kessie reads for Mara. They watch movies on my iPod at night and lick my face to wake me up. They like lollipops and chocolate. They don't like my brothers, so Kessie attacks them to keep Mara safe. Mara bites their feet to keep Kessie safe. They are the bestest of friends and have been together since they were stuffed. I bought them online and they came in the same box. They have a bunk bed made out of a box. I made it for them. They have bedcovers and stay up late chatting and reading. They will be together for as long as I live because I will never give them away.
END.
...... Odd
Have to go now, bye!
~ Mara x
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