Friday, December 7, 2012

The Maleficent Seven


BOOM!

IN YOUR FACE!!

Ladies and gentlemen and Minions of dubious gender, I give you the cover- with text and without- to The Maleficent Seven.

Rejoice, puny humans, for the ArtGod Percival has delivered his most brain-smashing cover yet.


And the world is a happy place.

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Anonymous said...

Either of you in America?

Arcanine, why are you on a train? Is it an


SPOILERS!



Invisible train?



SPOILERS OVER!!!


O.o

AnnmarieClayre said...

my specific element is air i mean i find it just interesting and quite strong i have two preferred weapons of some throwing knives which previously belonged to a necromancer friend of mine Sam wicker but he gave them to me i also loved my revolver its got white oak in the butt of it.
* strokes her gun lovingly *

AnnmarieClayre said...

I'm not in america. im in New Zealand im a kiwiminion :)

Anonymous said...

Oh... So you have summer break during Christmas. *grins* I can't seem to get my head around that...

AnnmarieClayre said...

i know its weird but i enjoy not being in school during summer rather than not having school during winter * grins and sips on lemonade *

Anonymous said...

I have a 10 week summer break AND a 2 week winter break, which is awesome. Plus spring break, and Thanksgiving break, and...

Anonymous said...

Brb

Anonymous said...

Gtg, bye!

AnnmarieClayre said...

BYE!!!! *throws polar bear dogs at you*

ice dragon queen said...

you are some....Interesting people *mutters* to say the least.

Hi Derek, when are you passing Aussie?? Please say it's soon!!!!!!!!!

Nixion Strange said...

He already came to Aus recently

ice dragon queen said...

I missed that one, I mean the next one.

ice dragon queen said...

hi!

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

And somebody has the name Valerie Cain? All I need to do now is find somebody called China Sorrows and then get somebody to nickname me Tesseract.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

WHY DID I MOVE FROM AUSTRALIA? (cries) All the good stuff is in Australia...

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

And hello Ice!

Jophiel said...

*Pokes head out*
Is Valkyrie V. Cain out there? Or Skulduggery?

Jophiel said...

Hi Ice!

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Your name is Serpine's Daughter? That is so cool.... Maybe I'm your mother then.... Hah no.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Dang it, nobody likes talking to me. ;(

Jophiel said...

Well, my taken name is Death Rose... That one *points to name* is a slight cover... The folks won't let me on here under the name "Death Rose" because they found me on here once...

So adept or elemental?
Can I guess?
Elemental but with ice?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*pops head out and grins evilly*

I'm here.

*Skulduggery's head pops out too*

Oh, and Skul came along.

Star Inkbright said...

*tries to think of a good way to tell Kes that I stopped my fanfic*
Ummm . . . KES, I STOPPED MY FANFIC.

But yes, Nix and Mist is amazing. :)

HOW COULD THEY HATE EACH OTHER AND NOT HAVE GIVEN UP ON THE WHOLE CO-WRITING THING????

:)

Jophiel said...

Sorry, minor technical difficulties... That and daddy (I never call Serpine that in real life) had to get me to practice my skills on him...

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...
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Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

What's Nix and Mist, because I can't be bothered to backtrack?

Jophiel said...

Holy (Insert bad word here ->)

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

It's a story that two of the people on here, Nix and Mist, were writing.

Star Inkbright said...

DeathDeathDeath - How about The Rose Who Is Dead?

Victorious is on CITV. My bro and sis watch it. I've watched . . . a few episodes. I like the one with the ice cream.

Jophiel said...

Val, what does the V stand for?

Star Inkbright said...

YOU HA'N'T HEARD OF NIX AND MIST??????? O_O

IT'S A STORY THEY CO-WRITE. BEEN DOING IT FOR OVER SIX MONTHS. ACTUALLY, MORE LIKE OVER NINE MONTHS.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I don't actually know what the V. is for... Uh...

My last name starts with a V. So I guess that was it.

And I use my initials, I and V, to make the name Ivy Animosity for my story character.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Oh yeah.... And who took the name Valkyrie Cain, if it was taken?

Jophiel said...

*Climbs tree*
*Gets phone and dials number*

Dad... I kinda need your help with someone who sorta killed you... Or tried at least...

Yeah, Skulduggery Pleasant...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*tilts head at Death* You do realise that I helped with Serpine's murder in this reality, don't you? And caused him pain in another? Don't you think he'd be ever so slightly wary of coming near both Skulduggery and I?

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Did somebody take the name Valkyrie Cain on here?

P.S Just did a 5-second look on Nix and Mist. It looks EPIC. Llama and I should do that.

Jophiel said...

He is my dad. I am his daughter. He loves me. I love him

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Yes, I've taken the name Valkyrie Cain on here. And so have a few others.

(I may have put a V. in mine, but it still counts, since practically everyone calls me Val)

Jophiel said...

And as a team, him with his hand & me with my eyes, we are unstoppable!!!!!
*Laughs madly*

Star Inkbright said...

I just finished writing my chapter of Rebellion, btw.

But I still have to type it up.

And this chapter took so long that it's probably really disjoined, what with me forgetting what's happened and what's happening . . .

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I'm pretty sure Skulduggery and I are unstoppable as well, even more so than you and Serpine. Because remember, of course, that we're Vile and Darquesse.

Star Inkbright said...

I should probably use this twenty minutes before school for typing . . .

*sighs* Wbd. Let's see what exactly is in this chapter of mine . . .

Jophiel said...

*Pouts*
Shut up

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*smiles*

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Oookay.

Jophiel said...

DADDY!!
*Runs up and hugs Serpine*
You ready?

Star Inkbright said...

Sorry, forty minutes. Although, thirty-five, now.

I'm trying to listen to the whole of Disturbed's The Sickness album on Youtube. This is my fourth attempt.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

How did he get here?
And why do you all get backstories?

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Oh, btw we should so have a war. Serpine and his daughter v.s Val and Skul (no darquesse or vile)

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*shrugs*

Because pretending is fun.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Eh... I'm not in the mood for a Blog Battle right now, 'cause I'll have to go to bed soon.

Jophiel said...

Okay... No idea what that means...

*Looks at dad*
You have my jacket?
*Gets jacket*
Thank you daddy!
*Serpine raises an eyebrow*
Like the new name?
*Serpine laughs*
I guess that is a yes!

Jophiel said...

Dad! We could rule this place when she goes to bed!!!
*Laughs*

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Can I have a backstory?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Star, did you see this yet?

Other people, you should look at this.

http://bringingskulduggerytothemasses.blogspot.com/


It's my Skulduggery shirt on the newest post.

(And all the other posts are freaking awesome too)

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Of course you can have a backstory. You need to make one up, though.

Jophiel said...

Back stories.... Heh heh heh...

Dad, you don't need to know this bit...

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Heh.

I technically have a backstory already, because my OC had to have one, but it's really awful because, for the sake of the plot, I had to have a relationship with.... SULT. FML.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*laughs* I love how you ended the comment with "FML."


I have a backstory for my OC, but she's not from the SP world, so...

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Heh. No. I love her to absolute DEATH, but... bad choice in men, honey.

Jophiel said...

Well,

I am Death Rose, I am an adept who can control gravity and kill people by glaring at them. I was a hit man duo will Billy-Ray Sanguine (tiny bit of history there ;P) and Dexter Vex and I used to be together too...

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Dagnabbit, I can't choose between Wreath and Shudder. But I know I'm Tesseract's half-sister.

Jophiel said...

What is OC?

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

And Death Rose, I love your backstory.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Other Character, so not a canon character.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I thought it was Original Character. Or so I've been told.

Jophiel said...

OMG!!!

Tesseract's sister?!!
*Hugs Silver*
That is epic!!!

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Oh. I'm probably wrong

*hugs Death* Thank you!

(try reading that middle sentence out of context and it sounds rather.... freaky...)

Jophiel said...

Thanks!!!

Jophiel said...

Do you ever feel like your chickens are plotting against you?
My chickens are...

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

I'm probably going to start lecturing you about my OC now because I love her TOO DANG MUCH...

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Your chickens?

THAT'S IT. I NEED A PET CHICKEN. NOW.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I have a unicorn. It's evil and purple and has Necromancer powers.

Jophiel said...

Take mine!
*Throws 7 chickens at Silver*

ice dragon queen said...

My taken name is Jacqueline Shadows, can't be that bothered to change my screen name. I have taken up necromancy, I just don't like the people in the temple.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Damn it, gotta go now... Bye everyone!

*blows up Serpine and Death's house*

Jophiel said...

Dad is trying to make me learn Necromancy... He is teaching me

Jophiel said...

Bye!
*Looks at dad*
Was that our house?

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Yay chickens! *Happily grabs chickens*

*Gets pood on by chickens*

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

MY HOUSE!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Serpine: Yes, that was our house. We no longer have one.


(I am gone for good now, bye!)

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Bye! And thanks for the chickens!

ice dragon queen said...

just read a few books (1 only) and um...try out anything, like a um shadow gun! granted it didn't really work. But I tried...

Jophiel said...

Choc Chip is the big balck one, Blonde is Blondie, little white one is Baby, little black one and big white one are the Toxic Twins and the other two are the idiots

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

I have to go too because I was supposed to go... half an hour ago...

Goodbye! Take some chickens! *throws 2 chickens at Ice*

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

(I threw the toxic twins)

Jophiel said...

My house is gone... Well we still have the rock...
*Walks to rock*
*Opens rock*
There's a pool table in the pool!!

Star Inkbright said...

I thought it was Original.

*frowns* The music died earlier than it was supposed to!!!! But everything's all quiet when it's quiet!!!!

ice dragon queen said...

*dodges them both*

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Y U DODGE CHICKEN?!?

*gets slingshot and more chickens and plays real-life Angry Birds*

Jophiel said...

Bye!!!
*Waves*

Lol, I got to go too... Bye!!
*Waves and walks away with dad*

Star Inkbright said...

*remembers when Death was going out with Sanguine and laughs*

Jophiel said...

Shut up Ink!

ice dragon queen said...

*casually dodges them* ... I am that good.

ice dragon queen said...

bye death!

Jophiel said...

Might be here actually...

Star Inkbright said...

FOURS DEATH!

Has anybody seen the advert for the Star Wars Angry Birds Thing. Looks AWESOME. :)

Not that I'm getting one. It's just incredibly cool.

Jophiel said...

I've seen it! I was like "WTF"

Lol, watching the Simpsons and homer said "Yes kids, suckle from daddy's sugar ball"

Jophiel said...

Hello?

AnnmarieClayre said...

hey ink hows it going??
* casually throws evil candy*

Jophiel said...

Hi Ann!

Well,

I am Death Rose, I am an adept who can control gravity and kill people by glaring at them. I was a hit man duo will Billy-Ray Sanguine (tiny bit of history there ;P) and Dexter Vex and I used to be together...

ice dragon queen said...

now doesn't that make you wonder what went on....I do

Jophiel said...

I guess you can guess...

Billy-Ray and I did the 911 'terrorist' attack

Star Inkbright said...

It would be going good if school wasn't starting in an hour and a half. :(

Jophiel said...

I hate school... He have Wenesday and that is it...

Jophiel said...

Yay! Hamlet is on tv!!!

Jophiel said...

Will be distant

AnnmarieClayre said...

well death that is impressive i do wonder what happened between you and Dexter i might have to go ask him myself..... *laughs evilly*
well you know who i am im an elemental i ran into some trouble with skulduggery once turned up in his car randomly completely by accident. we're on good terms now ish.... do tell billy i said hi for me *smiles cruelly*

ice dragon queen said...

yeah, I'm on holidays...so have fun with that. and to Annmarie you JUST turned up in his car??? how did that happen????

AnnmarieClayre said...

well it was an accident i had this new teleporter with me he got the wrong car i dont know how but he did... i never saw him again he 'fell' out the door so you know hes probably off plotting revenge somewhere. *smiles at the thought of revenge*

AnnmarieClayre said...

please can people read this im trying my hand at writing story things i hope that its... adequate

http://simplymylifeinabox.blogspot.co.nz/2012/12/chapter-one-strange-introductions.html

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

I love these backstories.

I've decided that I don't NEED another backstory. Liberty Wit's one is good enough for me, and I AM Liberty and I love her and she's wonderful.

Plus she beheaded Sult anyway, so it doesn't matter.

I'm eating sugar out of the packet

Nixion Strange said...

Good morning!

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Good morning!

Now that I'm Liberty, I'm going to cleave your head off!

Willow Storm said...

Hello?

AnnmarieClayre said...

good morning Nix its night over here for me soo not so good morning nice to meet you im annmarie as you have guessed you can call me ann or maire or annmarie :)

Nixion Strange said...

It's not morning here either Ann, I just always say it

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

It's afternoon here.

I can't choose between Liberty and being September. GACK

Willow Storm said...

It's mornimg over here! *rolls*

AnnmarieClayre said...

well im 'supposed' to be asleep but I'm too lazy to sleep.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

3 more days, 3 more days, 3 more days...

Hi guys!

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

3 more days until what?

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

BTW, being too lazy to sleep is the epitome of laziness.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

3 more days till end of school!! Then I can stay up late and draw, watch YouTube, and talk to you guys.

And sleeping is boring.

ice dragon queen said...

Hey, I can't decide between necromancy and elemental? help?

Drew O'Connor said...

Morning folks!!!

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Emerald!


Hi!

Come talk tooooo me!

Eve the ROCK said...

SLAUGHTERHOUSE!!!

Drew O'Connor said...

God lads ye always come on when I'm concentrating lol

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Concentration's for losers :P


(It's not really)


Drew O'Connor said...

Well fine then, we'll all blame you when there's no DD Flame lol

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

*hangs upside down*

Oh well :P


Jeremy Kyle :O

Drew O'Connor said...

Don't tell me!!

It's recording, I shall watch it in a while...

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

No just the father :/


Father's are bastards, I've decided.

:/

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Except for the ones who actually give a damn, which is rare.

Drew O'Connor said...

I know Chase is rare lol

Sorry...

I know most fathers now are so selfish it's sickening.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

It's OK.


I don't have one, so y'know, I wouldn't know.

ice dragon queen said...

hello can I get any help?????

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Whatever you prefer, Ice.

Drew O'Connor said...

Why be a necromancer or an elemental??

Pick something else...

I'm a werewolf!

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

And look how that turned out :p


(jokes)

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

How is DD, anyway?

Did you send it off?

Drew O'Connor said...

It's being edited as we speak!

Then once it gets a bit of brush up, like if rewrites need to be done, it's to try and get published.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

I'm off school today...

Nothing to do, though :(

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Did you send it though?

Drew O'Connor said...

What do you mean send it??

And editor is editing it and then it's the publishing stage, gonna try and get it published on Kindle on Amazon.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Oh I mean did you send it to an agent :)


So it's definitely being published?

Drew O'Connor said...

Well I have to wait for the edit to finish so I can tweak it but yeah pretty much...

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Aww.


I wanna be published :(

Jophiel said...

Arrrr!
*Walks up with an eyepatch on*
How arrrr we all doin' this fine evenin' on the stormy seas?

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Serpine had a daughter?

Do you have a blue left hand?

Drew O'Connor said...

Since when was there ever a pirate here lol

You can be Flame, but the money issue will always come into it.

Jophiel said...

Arrrr!
*Walks up with an eyepatch on*
How arrrr we all doin' this fine evenin' on the stormy seas?

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

EXACTLY, YOU NEED A BLUE RIGHT HAND.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Money? :/

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

"I'm doing very well, thank you," September smiled as she sipped her cup of tea.

Jophiel said...

Sorry, the iPod is being a jerk!!

No, my hands are fine (if you exclude the nail polish on them)... I can, however, kill people by glaring at them and twist gravity!!! I have my dad's hand in my eye!!

Also, call me Death, Death Rose

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

And btw, to whoever asked, necromancers are overrated. Be a BONEBREAKER.

Jophiel said...

*Looks at hand*
Well, the nail polish makes it blue...

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

What happened to being a pirate?

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Blue nail polish? What shade?

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Why'd you change your name?

Drew O'Connor said...

Yeah money Flame...

You have to pay the editor to do your manuscript and then if your going for Kindle or Amazon it's a self publishing thing.

Hmmm blue left hand for Serpine's daughter???

That's not a bad idea!!

Jophiel said...

Teseract's sister... You are so right!

Phoenix, I am Serpine's daughter, Dexter Vex's ex girlfriend and Billy-Ray and I were partners in crime (we did the 911 terrorist attack) and we had a "thing" going on too...

*Holds out hand*
Try to stay on my good side!

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Why not just get it published published? With an Editor?

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

I still didn't think of a backstory, because Liberty's half me anyways.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

I'm going to though.

Jophiel said...

I'm still a priate!!!!
*Points to eye patch*
The nail polish is wave blue!

I had to change my name because my parents wouldn't allow me on here and they caught me with that name so... Yeah...

Drew O'Connor said...

Because your not always guareenteed for that to happen.
Whereas you know you'll be published when you self publish.

Plus the editor I'm working with, her company does that, they help you get self published.

Jophiel said...

I love my shoes! They look like pirate shoes too!!!!

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

YOU'RE FIRST!

Jophiel said...

Ugh! Youre kidding me! I have to ded?
*Sigh*
Let me come up with one...

Jophiel said...

I dedicate to three things: Pirates, Newbies and Eden Threatening.

Pirates are awesome. They have swords and awesome shoes and eyepatches!!! Yay! Eyepatches rule!!!

Newbies because they are new and funny and I like messing with them! I used to be one too! Can you believe it?!

School ending because I hate school! (Yes, a suprise ded!)

Eden, you're epic! I love you!

Jophiel said...

Where'd everyone go?

Drew O'Connor said...

I'm still here...

Just pushing my brain to think of something or else I'll be sitting on this chapter forever.

Jophiel said...

Want to know what I do when I can't think?

I go outside and crack my head against a brick wall...

It works, it makes me think "Ow! That really hurt!!!!"

Jophiel said...

Got to have a shower...

BBS... Maybe...

Luciana said...

It's annoying wanting something you know you can't have... :/

HELLO, BLOGLANDIANS

Jophiel said...

Lucy!!!!
*Tacklehugs*

Luciana said...

Hello, my dear! *hugs*

How are you?

Jophiel said...

Im grand!

Though I am fighting with my iPod...
*Mutters*
If its war you want, it's war you'll get...

How 'bout you?!

Luciana said...

*laughs*

I'm, uh, annoyed, but incredibly happy at the same time!:3

Jophiel said...

Lol!!

I'm reading Blogland Awards!
Im trying not to laugh but it is funny!

BBS... Cleaning...

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Hello, Death and Luciana...I'm guessing it's OK to call you Lucy.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

(You can call me September or Sep)

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Morning Everyone! (And whatever other time of day it is where ever else you are...)

Jophiel said...

Can I call you Silver?

Jophiel said...

Night 'ere!

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Yes, you can. *fumes* (kidding)

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

it's night????? woah... that's really wierd to think about... xP
are you like... from Australia or something...??

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Night!

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

It's night where I live too... oh my god it must be midnight in auz.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*sigh* Time differences are so confusing..

Luciana said...

It's times like this I wish I could copy and paste ny list of nicknames...

You can call me pretty much anything that sounds something like my name or is a shortened down version of it - like L, Lu, Luc, Lu-Lu, Luce, Luci, Lucy, Lucia, Lucy Anna... Etc. And then there's Clover, Robyn, or any variation of the word Scáth (Luscath, Scathio, etc.) And Idek the rest of my nicknames...

I should get an award for all these names XD

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Wooww....

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

I'm Sep, September, Septie, Silver, Sil, Lib, Liberty, Mil, Millenium, Millie, November, Nov, April, Auchen, Jackie, Jacqueminot, Fellie, etc.

Luciana said...

I'mma call you...Ember, that ok?

Jophiel said...

Death, Rosie (if you call me that I will kill you!!!), Deathy, Rose, Grim Reaper... And I think that is it...

Jophiel said...

I want Eden to come on!
*Whines*

Luciana said...

I want... *shuts self up*

Never mind.

...

I WANT TO FIND AN MC CE FOR CHEAPER THAN £20!

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