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Ladies and gentlemen and Minions of dubious gender, I give you the cover- with text and without- to The Maleficent Seven.
Rejoice, puny humans, for the ArtGod Percival has delivered his most brain-smashing cover yet.
And the world is a happy place.
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I'd say Lenka, but not really identifiable
Meh, I'll just draw Wreath
YAY WREATH!
REALLY MINOR SPOILERS!!!!!!!!
I was so disappointed that he wasn't in KOTW
They're all on my SP shirt I just made... It's epic
I saw that post on Tumblr. And that person outbidded you :(
Also, Clover, am I allowed to add you on Facebook? Or would you not like that?
Omg, Lenka! Wait, no can't post anything, because of stupid spoilers.
Wreath, is an idiot. *nods*
Cool.
If you had to choose only one SP book to read for the rest of your life, which would it be? This is for everybody.
either death bringer, or the first one....or dark days...
Yeah, add me on FB if you like, Ieni. :) Loads of Skuttlebugs have added me, already. :3
SOMEONE JUST TAKE DEDS, PLEASE
OMG, my sister just delievered me chocolate niceness.
Anyone want any?
Death Bringer, or KOTW :)
The Aussie edition of TEOTW or KOTW.
I just picked it up to move it and it got slightly ruined.
I am going to go die now.
CAN I TAKE DED PLEASE :D
KOTW.
YES, PLEASE JUST TAKE THE DEDS BECAUSE I CAN' THINK
One book? Death Bringer. Without a doubt.
I would totally pick Death Bringer. It's just my favorite. Because it is perfect. Except for no Tanith, no Kenspeckle, and no Tesseract.
WAIT NO I CAN'T LUCI.
I took the last ded.
can't*
well, I can't dedicate. SOMEONE HAS TO TAKE THEM
u can dedicate it to me for g iving u the idea to dedicate it to me... :P
What do you mean by taking deds...?
I could ded...
SPARX, DEDICATE
i'm holding a quiz. Well, I might
G2g -bybye
Sorry I've been distant been making my book list for two hours O.O
Bye Ieni!
right, Im back and Im unharmed...Its a christmas miracle ! I had to properly tidy my room...*gulp*
Bye Ieni!
Okay, Lu, okay!
Hmmm...
Thinkin' time.
*is dying*
*shoves Robin into volcano*
ARE YOU OKAY NOW?
I DEDICATE THIS PAGE TO MASTER TOM PERCIVAL!
HE IS THE GENUIS BEHIND THE SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT COVERS AND WE DON'T GIVE HIM ENOUGH CREDIT!
I mean, look at Tanith. That's just- wow. WOW.
TO MASTER TOM!
TO MASTER TOM! *raises coke*
nice dedication
Im listening to coldplay...
Great dedication!
Mara, how is shoving Robin into a volcano supposed to help her.
*shouts from down the volcano*
THANK YOU MASTER TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM *splash*
Sev - ... I don't know. Don't judge me, I have a pounding headache.
ROBINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN ARE YOU OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY?
*climbs out of the volcano*
*mumbles*
Poor Mara. I bet the volcano can fix that.
I fixed my Skulduggery shirt!
I covered the smudged part with black and made it a Remnant...
I could have died! DEAD!
Sev - Is that sarcasm or concern?
I've already been killed like 3 times...
Robin - But you DIDN'T.
Mara, it was sarcern.
Sev - ... ugh, my brain hurts...
Sometimes being on the computer can give me headaches. You might need to go lie down.
mi throat hurts...
I've only been on for a few minutes... but thanks. I'll do that in a minute.
*frowns* That's not the point.
I'm so HAPPY
*throws skittles at everyone*
You guys know what the saddest movie in the world is?
CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SONNNNNNN
ROBIN DO NOT THROW SKITTLES AT A GIRL WHOSE HEAD HURTS.
Persephone, Life is Beautiful....or that pokemon movie.... or lion king
Dead Poets Society?
But skittles are haaaaaaaapppy!
Yes Jubilance. Pokémon Heroes is the saddest movie in the world. LATIOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!
I DON'T EVEN LIKE POKEMON
I i think its the pokemon movie...
Skittles are TOO COLOURFULLL...
o haha i was right...
Persephone, I have to disagree.. Life is Beautiful is probably the most depressing movie ever...
COLOURS!
Truly, Madly, Deeply is a sad film. So is Armageddon.
Dead Poets Society.
TRULY MADLY DEEPLY IS A ONE DIRECTION SONG.
and then thers pretty much every single holocaust movie... and I think that those are probably the most depressing....
Depressing thoughts time!
Based on an average life span, you've already wasted at least a tenth of your life.
Zaf luves
...Silence...
Hey Zaf (:
*sigh* I hate Haylor. It's not right. I... I suppose if Hazzabear is happy... then I support him 100% but... It just doesn't feel right ._. am I a bad Directioner for thinking that?
Hi Zaf!
*hums Carry On My Wayward Son*
*waits for SP shirt to dry*
Once I've finished this shirt, I'm going to take a picture just to prove how awesome it is.
I just died.
http://divergentrebelstiff.tumblr.com/image/37502790662
Need them all!!
I might watch pokemon now
Woah! that's cool!
It took me three hours.
Gotta go!
Bye Sparky (:
I'm gonna annoy Kessie with my new profile pic.
Later Sparks
Bye Sparky!
your annoying me with your new profile pic...
Mara, Kes isn't the only one to be annoyed...
*covers Mara's pic with hand*
Who is that a picture of?
It's Harry Styles. Why does everyone either love or hate 1D. 'cept me I couldn't really care less.
I don't really hate it. I'm just annoyed at all the people yammering on about it. And Justin Bieber. EVIL
Harry Styles... *sighs happily* My future husband. How does Mara Styles sound? (:
Justin Bieber is EVVVVIILLLLL...
So not so much 1D as to Directioners.
Meh I don't really care about JB either.
its funny, I swear that half of my friends call him their future husband... huh
Hiya xD sorry was having fun with mall wifi
I'll admit. I like 1D more than Justin Beiber. But I still hate them both...
I dont know if I got anything. Im in New Jersey and I didnt get mail when I left my house
WELL MEL YOU CAN TELL THEM HARRY AND I GOT MARRIED LAST WEEK. SO THEY CAN'T HAVE HIM. *hmphs*
TONIGHT LET'S GET SOME
AND LIVE WHILE WE'RE YOUNG! :D
but what if he divorces you for them...? huh ? I really couldnt care less though, its one less wedding I have to attend.
Harry wouldn't divorce me... *bottom lip trembles*
ok then...
Eeers.....
*nods* as I like niether.
Msd as im on mall wifi god only knows when i leave the range i got full now though
I will now explain the shirt I have just made.
In the middle, it says all the SP books so far, aside from TEOTW. Around that is some gold thing that I made into the Faceless Ones portal. Underneath the portal is all the people I listed earlier, but above Fletcher there's red and black smoke because that happens when you open it up. There are some Faceless Ones next to it. On the side, you can see Eliza Scorn holding a remote with a red button on it for blowing things up. On the other side, lower down, is a giant Remnant. Going up the entire side with the Remnant is Doctor Nye, who is holding the Desolation Engine. The sleeve right there has a ton of cracks and Sanguine's head popping out of the hole. The other sleeve, on Eliza's side, has Kitana, Doran, and Sean, who are shooting streams of light at the portal. Close to the top center is Serpine, who is lunging at the portal, firing lightning out of the Sceptre. And right above Val at the bottom is Caelan, stalking from behind the portal.
I might add more characters on it, but that's it for now.
Harry married me! See, it rhymed! It MUST be official!
XD Oh God my mother thought he was gay
I don't blame her for thinking that.
...
...
Robin, tell your mother to please not look at anymore 1D pics while I'm around. Please. I might just punch the screen.
mara Styles huh? mara...styles...mara styles... mar...a styles ok ...
I thought it was amusing.
Val, haha that sounds so cool!
*cries* I HATE YOU ALL. I'm going to go die in a hole.
*digs hole* *jumps in* *cries*
my brother thinks harry should, because apparently the gay community would welcome him which worries me a lot it also worries my brothers girlfriend...
It's really cool. Except Nye. Nye is freaking me out.
Sorry Maralie. *hands a Harry Styles tee shirt to her*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *bawls*
Val, that sounds awesome!!! :D
*goes back to crying*
When I can move the shirt without it getting ruined, I'll put it somewhere I can take a picture of it and show you all.
*sniffles* *takes t-shirt*
Thank you Robin... *hugs*
*hugs back*
When the front dries, should I write something on the back? I was thinking of doing this:
"My name is Valkyrie."
"Valerie?"
"No, Valkyrie. With a K."
What has Zaffy witnessed???
Who would've thought one picture would've changed a conversation, huh? *smiles*
Val, I think it should be "The sparrow flies south for the winter" cuz its rly random and funny
*raises hand* I would've.
yeah to... one direction *shudders* im kiddin :)
I would just write 'Valkyrie. With a K.'
Oh, that might be better...
The thing is, if I put something on the back, I have to wear my hair up because it'll end up covering the words... Wait, same goes to for the front. I guess that isn't an issue, then.
That'd be awesome Val! :D
I would write doors are for people with no imagination :)
haha :D
Well, I have a while before I do it.
I could just write:
"Mr Pleasant, you're a skeleton."
Mel, That was the other thing that I was gonna offer :P
*punches Val* Shut up. I'll start crying again.
*pushes Mara into ditch*
Okay, fine, I'll stop insulting them.
Even though I hate their guts.
Best quote ^^
I dont think we can go a day without someone being pushed into something
*gets out* *pulls thorns out of SKIN VAL!! THAT REALLY HURT!!!*
Thank you.
Val didn't say anything about 1D, Maralie, that was Jubilance.
Hey derek, nice artwork. I also admire the title, especially the akira kurosawa/john sturges reference. I have sort of missed what is supposed to be happening in this book, so would you mind just explaining what is happening?
MIST! HELLO, STALKER! WHAT A GLORIOUS MOMENT FOR YOU TO APPEAR!
*pauses*
*starts laughing at 'glorious'*
That's what I thought too. Pretty glorious.
*throws Lord Vile Camdy*
Yo Zath
Im watching mock the week, hehehe :D
I like One Direction because they are quite possibly the only people in the world who made me feel like I was worth something. You might think that's stupid. Well, I used to think I was really fat and ugly. I listened to What Makes You Beautiful and now I value myself. Little Things made me cry because for once, I felt like I was worth something.
*laughs bitterly* Isn't it stupid? I know it is. 5 boys I've never even met have changed my life.
Hey Robin.
Hi other people.
Mara, Derek changed my life and I've never met him. So you aren't the only one :D
*eats skittles*
Val - I know. I'm sorry for going into rant mode. I have a sad life sometimes. Oh well.
*steals the skittles, eats a few, then chucks the rest at mortals while shouting*
TASTE THE RAINBOW, FILTHY MORTALS!
*cries* MY SKITTLES *tantrum*
OH NUH UH SISTER, MARA IS THE TANTRUM THROWER. *shoves Robin into ditch*
*sobs* THE TANITH COVER IS SO BEAUTIFUL
*gives Robin M&Ms*
M&Ms > Skittles.
Skittles > M&Ms > Lord Vile candy
Skittles are way better than M&Ms.
*screams loudly at Mara and stomps feet*
*throws her off a cliff and into a lake* I DON'T CAAAAAAAAAAARE!
*scowls at all the Skittle Lovers*
*scowls at Mist for scowling at me*
*climbs back up* OH NUH UH! Who do you think you are, peasant? You talkin back to me? Nuh uh, you did not just go there. BEGONE FILTHY PEASANT! *goes into Louis mode* *shoves Robin into volcano*
Thank you Zath *hugs* *crawls away to eat M&Ms*
*flies out of volcano* OOOOH NO!
*burns picture of one direction*
HA! AHAHAHAHA!
*explodes 1D*
there
*hugs back* Feel the power of the M&Ms. *nods*
*scowls at Val again just for the hell of it*
... THAT WAS THE ONLY ONE I HAD! *screams in anger* YOU GOT ON THE WRONG SIDE OF A DIRECTIONER ON THE WRONG DAY, MISSY! *snaps fingers* *light appears in hand* *throws at Robin in anger*
*screams* *kills Zaf*
There.
*shadow walks*
i WILL use Derek as human shield, who'd kill me?
It's just light *frowns and looks at self* In the spotlight. Pressure? Is that your move? *winks*
*uses Derek as shield*
see kill me you kill the Golden God!!!!
ZAF DON'T YOU DAR USE MASTER DEREK AS A SHIELD
Robin, my light paralyses people. And makes their bodies vibrate until they explode.
Im not dying....so therefore if I use Master Derek nobody would kill me
DEREK!!! *throws Derek out of the way and into a swimming pool full of cookies* AHHHHHGHH!! *kills Zaf*
Now.
Mara, *does little dance* I'm a real boy! *runs*
*shadow deflect you*
now, we kill a Grand Mage what happens?
*is up in tree*
*slices Zaf's head off from behind*
*chases Robin* *throws light* COME BACK HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE UNLESS YOU BUY ME ANOTHER POSTER I WILL KILL YOU!
*looks up at Zaf* You do know I can teleport, right?
*dies*
*gets kicked out and sent back to earth
ASSULT ON A SANCTUARY OFFCIAL!!!!!
*throws twilight poster at Mara whilst running*
You didn't say what kind of poster!
A ONE DIRECTION POSTER YOU TWIHARD! *attacks Robin* *sits on Robin's back*
If you attack me that is ALSO attack on a sanctuary official. But you held Derek hostage, and Derek is respected, so now you are under arrest, Zafira.
Zaf, Val IS telling the truth...
You...you...*shadow walks*
I gtg leaving wifi
*flips so is sitting on Mara*
So? You want a poster this is not the best way to go about it is it?
Bye Zaf! *hugs*
Stunning cover! I CAN'T FLIPPIN WAIT TO READ THIS!
Bye Zaf
*whimpers* I, uh, well, um... *spits in Robin's face and bolts*
Bye Zafira. I WILL ARREST YOU I SWEAR
You spat at me? That's low.
*frowns*
Would you have preferred to be killed? Or to be murdered by One Direction facts? I think not.
*hums Reign of Darkness amidst the arguments*
Again, I ask, how am I meant to hum a Deathcore song?
Oooooh, first!
I dedicate to Derek, because:
1. He wrote the SP books
2. He sent me signed Skulduggery stuff
3. He's meeting me in Ireland
And to Tom, because:
1. He's awesome
2. He drew all the covers
3. He drew the Tanith cover and it looks FREAKING EPIC
At least the opposition would have had some dignity.
Night guys!
Bye Robin!
Night Robin! *hugs* *steals €10 to buy 1D poster*
I have to hit the sack too.
Night guys!
~ Mara x
Bye Mara!
Bye Robin!
Bye Maralie!
2012
DEATH BY MONKEYS! AHLALALALALA!
Death by boredom.
VAL ARE YOU ACTUALLY MEEETING HIM? IT'S BEEN ARRANGED?
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