Friday, December 21, 2012

The Button

This story- which I had intended to be REALLY REALLY short and funny and quirky- eventually became a little longer. And a lot less funny. But this is it.

And it will come down at midnight, Irish time, on the 22nd...



And it has now been taken down... only to reappear in the Skulduggery Pleasant Collection of short stories and novellas, available... um... some time in the spring of 2014...




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Alastair Cruciatus said...

I was a pretty intense ballerina for 11 years. I wanted to go professional and everything. "Suffer, it's good for you" is one of my favorite ballet teacher's mottos.

Noelle said...

I know how to hit people, but not with skill...

I prefer brute force over l, like, karate or something, you know? Those look really showy.

My opinion.

But yeah I wanna hit people really hard

And I will be happy

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Suffering isn't good! Tis bad! Mal!

Noelle said...

There's a reason, too, why so many ballerinas die young though. Most who do vigorous dancing are underweight as well. It's a tough world, dancing

Jophiel said...
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Jophiel said...

Know what? Just go back to your conversation. Pretend I wasn't here. That I was never here.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Yay we got the gerbil cage

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Rose cut it out

Noelle said...

Rose?

Sorry, I was buying my costume to be America

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I'm just sitting here I was cleaning the gerbil cage

Noelle said...

Oh my gods I'm gonna walk around with a cup with a few pennies in it and ask for money

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I'm going as a Redhood. And Friday into Saturday I'm sleeping over my friends for a party where we'll be Skyping Derek

Noelle said...

Ahem

Rose, email me if you need to

And yeah my costume


AMERICAN SHUTDOWN

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*laughs* Oh my god that's funny

Noelle said...

I even got a Wand of Debt

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Omg...

Noelle said...

YES

I AM...


GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN
my friend is going to be Castiel.

I can't tell you what I told her cuz that's a spoiler but AGH

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Ong thats so cool I'm excited for tomorrow

Noelle said...

Me as well!

Because I'm going to be doing homework all might -_-

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Aww you can't go out?

Maralie Lily Charm said...

My dad has a girlfriend.

This is more upsetting than shocking, tbh.

Noelle said...

Well, I don't really have anyone to go out with :)

So I'll just do homework and watch Supernatural and hopefully talk to the few people who are here because Halloween is over for then

Noelle said...

*hugs Mara* I'm sorry...

I know how it feels
And it sucks

And you can email me if you want to- anytime

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I'm not going with anyone but go Adra! Don't be sad

Mars...O.O

Noelle said...

Ah, it's fine, Zaf.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I'm gonna be out an hour maybe 6-8 is our time but eh we'll see what to do

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Hello...

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

Hello Moss

Sorry I'm a little distant- homework

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Tis okay I closes mg eyes

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Hi Adra, Zaf. :-)

#ChaseForBook9

Alastair Cruciatus said...

By "suffer, it's good for you", he meant that even though ballet class was hard, and often very painful- it's unpleasant, and a lot of girls end up quitting because of it, but it makes you a better dancer. And it makes you stronger, more graceful person, and it's something that you for yourself- something no one can take away from you. You have to work for it and suffer through it without complaining, but God is it worth it. So in that sense, suffering was good for us. I've adopted that as one of my mottos for life. It's what I tell all my 7-to-12 year olds in Krav when they complain about having to do wallsits or planks or burpees. I'm pretty sure they all think I'm insane, but they'll get it someday. *is aware that this comment is very late*

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Noelle said...

Hi again *waves* ballet was touch. Especially point. Core work, man

I still wanna know how to fight people

How are you Fabi?

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

I'm the only fifteen year old in my studio who isn't on pointe... :-(

I'm... Eh...

#ChaseForBook9

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

You?

Oh, and hi Ari...

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Alastair Cruciatus said...

Also, Adra, regarding self defense- I agree with you to an extent. May of the martial arts are more artistic than anything else- which is totally awesome and very respectable, but once you take it to the street, it's not efficient. Krav isn't pretty, and it's not meant to be. It was developed to deal with a threat as quickly and efficiently as possible. The movements are simple and easy so anyone can learn them and perform them under stress. And the technique is all about concealing your movements, and putting your weight into them, so it doesn't matter if you're a 90 pound twig and your assailant is a 7 foot mountain with a gun. You can still take him. And it doesn't matter how many drugs he/she is on, either.

#ChaseFotBook 9

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Hi!

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

*nods* Which is why I don't want to take a class for finesse. I doubt a random mugger would scissor-kick me, and I would need to know. I just wanna be like a snake. Strike hard, quickly and efficiently.

Yah

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[Reads comments] [Thinks about talking to people]

#ChaseForBook9

Jophiel said...

Why can't people leave me alone at school...? Can't they, just, y'know, ignore me like they do every other day?

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I hate crying.

It shows how weak you are. By the looks of it, I'm the weakest person in the world.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[hugs Deathy and Mara]

#ChaseForBook9

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Crying is not weakness, Mara. It's human. It means you have emotions, and things you care about enough to cry over, and that's something to be proud of, not embarrassed by.

Hi Moss!

Death- Ignore them? Try to, at least

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

Do it, Fabru?

Rose. I'm sorry, I am. People are just... Cruel sometimes

Mara- there is no shame in crying- it is more brave to give in to your sadness than ignore it *hugs*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hey Ari sorry fel asleep my head hurts so i feel better now

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

And Ari: I freakin balled last night reading Niccolò's rp....I prefer to not read that again I just kinda wanna work on getting him out because I just I mean is it bad to say I feel uncomfortable?

Jophiel said...

WarZone's pissed at me now. He doesn't know what's wrong with me but there is nothing wrong! Whenever people ask if there's something wrong with me, I ask myself "Oh, they've noticed too. Huh. They've finally noticed how much of a shit I am."

I'm slowly turning goth which actually makes me smile. Huh.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Mm...

[hugs people]

#ChaseForBook9

Alastair Cruciatus said...

There's nothing wrong with being uncomfortable, Zaf. There might be more of it later, because he and Adra still haven't finished, but you can just skip over it, and it should be done soon enough anyway.

#ChaseForBook9

Star Inkbright said...

@Mara: *hugs* No offense, but - that is a load of rubbish. Showing emotion is a strength, not a weakness. I know I don't know a whole lot of people very well, but I'm the most emotional person I know and I'm proud of it. Crying releases happy endorphins - that, presumably, is why our body makes us do it when we're sad - and also, it shows that you're human and can feel emotion. Do you want to be an emotionless robot? No. Then you'd be like one of those people who kill without mercy. If you can feel emotion, that's GOOD.
Also - weak? *laughs* No. Why would getting upset be a weakness? Upsetting others is weakness. Have you ever upset me, Mara? *seriously thinks about it* Well, sometimes you post depressing stories, but that's good sadness, if you get what I mean. I go to depressing things and feel sad of my own accord, because I want to. Oh, and I cry. And I'm proud of it. I am proud to be a person who cries. What good does bottling things up do?
Plus . . . some people have more cause to cry that others. Say there's two people, and they're kidnapped and given a test to see which is the 'weakest'. One is taken into a room and given the things they want most in the entire world. The other is taken into a different room and is forced to watch people be tortured in front of them.
The second person cries loads.
The first doesn't cry at all (because let's say they didn't cry from happiness. That's another thing - is crying from happiness weak?)
Therefore, the people running the experiment conclude that the second is weaker than the first.
What the fuck?
And, btw, the type of person you are comes under situations. There's some aspects of my personality, and I can look back to my distantest memories and to stories people told me about when I was too small to keep the memories for long, and I can see evidence of those traits in my earlier self. Also . . . my friend's told me something she believed when she was little, and I can connect that up to how she is now.
My point is . . . crying isn't weakness. :)

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I have choir tonight and I kinda am scared to go because of the conversation I kinda at this point honestly hope its over now. I just do because I mean I'm really unsure about being on with it going on.. I mean no disrespect to you guys but I'm really not comfortable online with it now.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

There is nothing wrong with you, Death. Nothing. Capeesh? You're amazing. Also, I'm somewhat goth myself, actually. Depends on the day, really.

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Snow said...

(( apparently i am great at movie make-up. my fake cuts and bruises are realistic, apparently... i dont believe a word of it...))



(( hi ))

Noelle said...

For the masses:

It's been proven that gratitude makes people happier. Surprising one with a letter or something that just tells them how much they mean to you make you happier

That and omega 3s..

Maralie Lily Charm said...

My dad didn't bother to tell me until two months after he hooked up with a girl.

No more "daddy/daughter" days like we used to have.

And "she" isn't even nice. She ignored me totally and only when dad gave her a look did she start talking to me.

And to top it all off, when I came home my stepfather started screaming at my brother for crying and then at me for letting my brother cry... ._.

Noelle said...

*hugs Fabi*

Star has a point, all. *nods*

Hi Snow

Star Inkbright said...

@Death: :( *hugs*

Sometimes, people suck.

And - how long have I known you? Must be over a year now. I still think you're awesome. :) That's because you are. I am a good judge of character. I have proof. Sort of. Well, technically I could be a paedophile and all this could be a lie, as far as you know I mean, so all my proof could be false, but meh. I'm generally a good judge of character.

#ChaseForBookNine

Noelle said...

*cuddles Mara* I hated my now-stepmom at first..

You must remember, she has to be fairly uncomfortable/uneasy. Most women are when they date someone who has kids. I suggest pulling her aside or trying to get to know her- usually they just don't know.

As for your stepdad- he sounds like a bitch

Snow said...

*laughs at star*

*huggles deathy*

*huggles mara too*

like my pic says... "life gives the best of people hell"

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Oh my god....they took everything of my uncle's and aunt's the iPad kindles computers the home movie theater stuff my aunt's jewlery from Russia....

Snow said...

zaf?

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[hugs Deathy, hugs Mara, hugs Adra, hugs Snow
hugs Ari, hugs Star and who else I don't know
Who is here]

#ChaseForBook9

Star Inkbright said...

@Adra: No, I don't have a point. I'm a bubble. I'm a sphere. No pointyness. :)

@Mara: *hugs* :( That sucks. :( Seriously. *hugs*
But - sometimes people don't want to tell people. Idk, though. I don't have much experience with real people so much. But - it won't be personal that he kept it from you.
And - *hugs* Well . . . I hope he breaks up with her soon, I guess. :/ Most things don't last forever. Nothing lasts forever, but that's not what I meant.

My gosh, my brain is failing today. Sorry.

#ChaseForBookNine

Snow said...

*hugs fabi back*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

My uncle got robbed yesterday and they took everything

Snow said...

*huggles zaffy too*

i g2g, Drama. bye. oh, and "happy Halloween" (tis Halloween here)

Star Inkbright said...

@Death: There is nothing wrong with being goth, so wasikazistika to that. :)

@Zaf: OH MY GOSH. :O *hugs Zaf* *long-distance hugs her robbed relatives* That sucks. Can they claim compensation? Insurance?

#ChaseForBookNine

Star Inkbright said...

Fours, Snow! :(

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Noelle said...

Bye Snow'

Sorry I'm still a little distant? Still annotating

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*hugs Adra* Thanks, Adra.
And yeah. My stepdad really really is.


*hugs Star* Thanks Star. I understand what you're trying to say.


Oh

I heard a huge crash downstairs


My brother stopped crying


I'm scared

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*hugs Fabi*

*hugs Snow*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I dunno I mean they probably can I think they have an app to track the iPad which may help them a lot

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Bye Snow...

Working on my song again. I finished it, but it never really ended it... Also, I'm having trouble with words... I mean, obviously I can talk, but... Yeah.

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Omfg they deactivated the tracker on the Kindle the robbers

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Oh

Nvm

My brother pushed a chair


Nvm

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*hugs Zaf and her relatives and hopes they can get some sort of compensation* * hugs everyone, because darn* * hopes Mara's brother is ok* *has to disappear*

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Thanks Ari *vanishes* ((i gtg eat))

Noelle said...

Goodbye Aretha

Oh thank god Mara... *hugs*

Rose if you're still here- *hugs as well*

Noelle said...

Fabi you should record yourself so weeee can hear

Noelle said...

BRUTUS AND PORTIA ARE MY OTP

ITS ADORABLE

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Really hard to do with laryngitis, but I will eventually... Probably...

Wbd ,curled up on the sofa watching Henry V.

#ChaseForBook9

Maralie Lily Charm said...

it'sssssss soooooooo coooollllldddddddddd

and I do not give a shit if it's -78216983157237582 degrees where you live, okay? "If we see a rainbow it's a sign of the apocalypse."

so I'm wearing two sleeveless tops, one long sleeved pyjama top, one jacket, two pairs of pyjama pants, one pair of normal socks and two pairs of bed socks

i'm warm now

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[Nods]

[Gives Mara some hot chocolate]

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

HENRY V AHAHAKJSNSKS




Mara

U going into space or something?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Hello people!

You have no idea how much I just went through just to be with you guys.

I went into ultimate stealth mode. It took me 20 minutes to get my iPod from downstairs.

#ChaseForBook9

Emerald Melody said...

Hi my weirdos....

Noelle said...

And we appreciate it, Trip! *hugs* Hi!

Ah-
HI EM

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Hi Trip, hi Em. [hugs]

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Noelle said...

*hugs*

Damn thing sending

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

My house was freezing this morning, so I set the heating to constant. U returned from school nine and a half hours later and the house is just about room temperature.

We need insulation.

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Hello Em! Purple pony pancake? *offers*

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

That is wise..

I swear BRUTUS AND PORTIA ARE MY OTP I CAN NOT HANDLE THIS *sobs* Why are you so perfectttt

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hey Em! Well it seems they didn't touch the computers or tv's it seems the kindles only and jewlery but the sick fucking twisted thing is they took the pillow cases off the bed and used them to loot stuff

Noelle said...

...

There are more sick things than steal pillow cases

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Man, that's wily.

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

...

*runs and flings herself off a cliff*
WHHHHYYYYYYYYY

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

No but still Adra its like....ugh. Sorry it pisses me off that people do that, and we just suggested to them to go to any pawn shops around the area in or outside the town because if they can describe the item stolen and question who brought it in te police can be invoved I mean its all sketchy but with Kindles Russian jewlerly and whatnot...

The creepy thing is now the people will be back. Proven fact. They know what he has and they'll be back he has things that the people can take with reinforecments plus they'll replace the things stolen so why wouldn't the robbers be back? Though they're getting an alarm now.

Emerald Melody said...

Now that's just old school robbing. Who needs identity fraud nowadays when you can just stuff a pillow case *thumbs up*

(And I am not taking the piss over your uncle being robbed Zaf, I'm taking the piss of the gobshites who robbed them*

Star Inkbright said...

@Zaf: :(

And - sorry you're feeling uncomfortable with the Hell plot. I really like depressing/horrible/sufferingness story stuff, so I don't really feel the same, but I can get you, so yeah. I'm not really doing it, and I don't really want to stop it (I mean, I'm not going to tell people too. That is beyond the capabilities of the Star and really isn't fair), so I'm just saying this to say sorry, I guess.

#ChaseForBookNine

Noelle said...

Perhaps a dog or something? Or, you know, a gun to shoot their legs out.

Because violence is always the answer in America

Noelle said...

Oh dear here we go

Star Inkbright said...

@Zaf: No, they won't be back. Why would they? Think logically. Why would you go to rob a house that you knew for a fact would be uber-alerted to robbers? They'll go find someone else unaware. :)

#ChaseForBookNine

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Ah, that'll be the issue, lack of security. And tell them to get bolts on thei doors. Suddenly breaking in gets a lot harder.

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Its a proven fact Star: In every instance someone in my family got robbed they came back

Mom: came back 3 times to each part of the apartment
Sister: First time around, came and took stuff second time the dog now lived there and attacked nothing stolen

See think Star: if you go to a house to rob it, you see hey they got more things you go back and get what else and plus any replacements.

Noelle said...

Then a couple of guys were up to no good-

Started making trouble in my neighborhood

Noelle said...

But that doesn't mean it happens EVERY time

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

...what do you want me to say?

'Cause I'm sick of saying the wrong thing.

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

True but it depends the cops told my mom they'd be back sute enough they were now when they tried to rob my home before i was born the robbers never came back because they got close to capture. It just depends

Noelle said...

*pats Fabi's shoulder*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Oh Em they took my uncle's passport but not y aunt's its like they dropped hers

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

And I got in one little fight fight and ma mum got scared!

She said: "You're moving in with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air!"

Also Zaf, two doesn't constitute proof, as, I could put my house forward as counter-evidence.

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

*hands people tea*

Noelle said...

*sounds* weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh we'd a dum DUM

DUM
DUM
DUM
Dum

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee duh da DUM dum

Yeah

*hides*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

You know, this has made me think of all the security in London. Most watched city on earth you know. In central London, you don't have to look more than a few meters before you find a CCTV camera. And every home has an alarm. Many people have these special chains to stop doors being forced open, more have bolts, multiple locks, high walls... I never realised it but an englishman's home really is his castle.

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

Yeah...

Mm. I plan on moving to, uh.... Dublin. Yay. I will scare any muggers or robbers away.
Indeed, yes.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Well it just depends Trip. Now I have an alarm which is worth it because a lot of times I'm alone and we had so many robberies around me I set it on 'Instant' which means any window or door opened sets my alarm off. And when the company calls and they ask who you are and your password if I say the wrong one and I'm identified as an authorized person which I am they know something is up. And theres a keycode to do say you get robbed and told shut the alarm if you do the code it sends an SOS to the alarm company and then they send help without calling

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

I think I'm done hearing about this... I suppose that sounds cold, but still... Goodbye...

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Yes, you told me about your ultra-alarm 5million.

#ChaseForBook9

Emerald Melody said...

So will we continue on what you found out from Deacon last night??

Noelle said...

Bye Fabi :/ *hugs*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Well sorry!

I can't stay Em sorry I have choir tonight since tomorrow is Halloween

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Yes please Em. Well, actually Trip has an "errand" to run, but yes, let's RP.

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

*cuddles Moss from the distance*

*eats blueberries*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I forgive you.

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Oh yeah, and bye Fabi.

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

*looks around* So... Uh- what's happening?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Sorry I just needed to talk it helped me calm down. I am going now I think.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*strides in and takes Adra by the hand* Come along Adra! We're going to make a short trip to Germany!

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

Bye Zaf


*eats an apple*

Noelle said...

What? Why?

Noelle said...

*continues to nom the apple*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

To get my sword back.

#ChaseForBook9

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I remember when my friend's grandad's shop was robbed.

His grandad's shop is like a corner shop, one of those ones that is usually in a village, ya know?

And my friend's sister was working there, and then these two guys came in and one had a sledgehammer and he threatened Mollie with it and hit the table with it and it smashed so she gave them the money bc what else could she do and then they took it and ran away and my friend's mum ran after them with her flip flop :P

Never caught them though.



Ugh I feel sick again.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Drink some tea Mara. Camomile.

#ChaseForBook9

Star Inkbright said...

Whereas we, meanwhile, always leave the doors unlocked when we're at home, often leave the front door unlocked if we're not going far, and always have the back door unlocked unless we go on holiday or something. :)
The joys of living in a village full of posh people.
(Uh, that was a joking stereotype, the posh thing.)

#ChaseForBookNine

Noelle said...

Oooh. So I can hit some people? Cool. I'm game


That's awesome- a flip flop.

Mara, er, drink tiny sips of water. And try to rest :/

Noelle said...

((Star we once climbed through a window because the garage wouldn't open))

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Well, I don't think I have camomile tea...

I don't even know if we have any tea bags tbh. Weird.


5SOS 😍

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Maybe. *stand a little closer to her, throws some smoke bombs down and when the smoke clears, they're gone... Ooh! Spooky!*

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Star Inkbright said...

By the way, I'm writing right now, and I'm writing this scene with Hunter and Ez, and it's so Ezter I'm just laughing. XD
I NEVER MEANT ALL THIS SHIPPING TO HAPPEN. :P

But seriously. When I write, you can see their emotions and all. And when it's one perspective, they can see the other's emotions and that's how you see them, but you just see them thinking about the other one and I'm just dying because it's so Ezter. :P

THIS IS NOT MEANT TO HAPPEN.

#ChaseForBookNine

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Thanks, Adra.


I probably won't be sleeping tonight though I have that feeling ya know



SHIT NO
5SOS ISN'T TOURING WITH ONE DIRECTION ANYMORE
NO NO NO

BUT ASHTON
AND LUKE
AND CALUM
AND MICHAEL
AKA
ASH
LUKEY
CAL
AND MIKEY
NOOO I JUST STARTED TO FANGIRL OVER THEM

hey at least I saw them live tho :))))

Star Inkbright said...

@Adra: O_O

We don't have any windows downstairs we can climb in. The ones downstairs only open a slit at the top . . . you can't get through.

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Noelle said...

((It was destined, Star


At least close your eyes and turn on relaxing music, then?))

*spoookyyyy* *holds tighter to him, not wanting to end up in Beijing by accident*

Noelle said...

((It was eight feet up

Fun times))

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*they appear on a cold windy rooftop* Welcome, to the land of the rising sun!

Oh, wait, that's next Wednesday. Welcome to Berlin!

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*smirks to self* Welcome, to the land of the rising pumpernickel!

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Star Inkbright said...

@Adra: :O

And - NO. :P

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Noelle said...

((EZTER))

((God I better not get first))

Where are we?

Noelle said...

((Okay

I will DED to those on Halloween like me who are staying at home and being little lonely pumpkins.
I feel for you
*salutes*
*raises glass* Hear hear))

Snow said...

hi. anyone know what performance poetry is?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Is it poetry read out to people?

I told you, we're in Berlin.

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Star Inkbright said...

*starts laughing at how 'EZTER' is the first word on this page*

Why do I have to go to sleep soon? I want to see that every time I refresh the page for a bit. :)

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Star Inkbright said...

@Snow: No, sorry. :(

Hi!

*goes back to writing my Ezter-like scene*

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Noelle said...

You said-

Okay Nevermind. Where to?

Noelle said...

((Poetry readings, I guess?
Kk Star!))

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I think I'm a Calum girl








Cara


Malum

Star Inkbright said...

@Mara: Cara. :)

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Two more lines.... EEEEEEEEEEEE D:

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

OMFG BUT THEN THERE'S ASH AND HE JUST

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Mashton

:)


Or Ashara
Ashtara
Marashton

Idk

*hugs Star*

Snow said...

(( sooo slooowwww... wbvd, internet is like a slug...

hi trip, adra and star.))

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Over here. *leads Adra over to something shrouded by a big peice of tarp, pulls it off with quite a lot of flair. It's the DeLorian, on a ramp.*

Tada!

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Noelle said...

((What, Mara???)$

((ALMOST THERE FABRU))

Noelle said...

*grins, going over and gently touching the hood* I don't know where you get these...

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

It's the same one. I just know a guy.

Who has a magical car transport crate.

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

*muses*

But Luke is damn sexy.

And his insta is luke_is_a_penguin
I like a guy who likes penguins




Muke
Lukalie
Make
Lura

Snow said...

(( hi mara tooooo))

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*cries*
But mIKEY




markey

michalie

Idk

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Hiiiii Snowwww

Noelle said...

Of course. Are we travelling forward or backward?

Noelle said...

((Mara I have no comprehension of what you are saying 0.0))

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Forward. *gets in the driver's seat* Driving American cars is so weird.

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

5SOS boys

5 Seconds of Summer

They toured with 1D for the TMH tour tHAT IS OVER

Noelle said...

*hops into the passenger's side*

Driving non-American cars is weird

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Anyway. *lifts the clutch and get in gear, accelerates to 76 before flying off the building shouts as they fly* I got a guy to up the engine!

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

*sips milkshake* They're Australian.

MIKEY COME HERE BBY

mi melkshuke bringz all da boyz ta da yurd *hip thrusts*

Noelle said...

*has her eyes shut and refuses to open them*
*shouts back* THAT'S BRILLIANT! BUT I'M STILL NOT LOOKING

Noelle said...

((Mara

Why do you do this to me 0.0 *sobs*))

Snow said...

(( right. i think the internet has sped up finally.... has fab resolved the on-the-run thing yet? i'm itching to bring snow back into the RP ))

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*they fly towards a large window, behind which a man sits in a large room at a large desk. The room is lined with bookshelves and the carpet is velvet. He looks up to see a car flying at his window and shrieks like a small girl, his legs retracting and his arms shielding his face, as if it'll do much. A few seconds later he looks up, wondering how he is not dead. The car is now mysteriously gone.*

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Noelle said...

Eep! *closes her eyes, sinking back into the seat*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

((You can anyway. Trip could prove your innocence at trial any day.))

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

HOLY FUCK

TRIP

OH MY GOD

NO

MARA

JESUS

STOP BEING SO DIRTY MINDED MARA

OH MY GOD

Noelle said...

((Mara what did you do

*looks over* WHAT DID I MISS))

Noelle said...

((MARA))

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*six hours later, the man finishes a big account, and is about to celebrate with a bottle of his finest whiskey (he's a pretty bad alchoholic) when the car from earlier smashes through his window. It swerves, and skids to a halt beside his desk, knocking his glass of whiskey on his best white suit, he's pretty sure the smoke is from the car's frazzled breaks, but he can't be sure.*

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*stumbles out, hair frazzled in mad scientist fashion* Why what?

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

Noooooooooooo

*slams face off revolving door*

dirty
dirty
dirty

Snow said...

(( meh. i think fabs about to wrap it up. so snow will do some shiz now. why the hell not?))

*snow stumbles out of lea's apartment, tiered as heck even though she's been asleep for the last few days.*

*mutters to self* at least the wounds have healed...

*teleports to blogland*

(( i have no clue where you lot are XD))

Noelle said...

*falls out of the Delorian*

What
Was
That

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Time travel baby!

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Snow said...

(( OH GOD! MARA!! NO!... if you're thinking what i'm thinking mara... NO!!))

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

((OMG. I finished it. It actually ended this time. Whoa... What? Aaaaaaah!!! Snow, if you want, you can ditch the plotline. Since it's basically just me me and me, I'm not really as bothered about finishing the epic conclusion... So you can pretend I already did and I'll just post it later on Nameless and stuff))

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Snow said...

(( kay fab. POST THE SONGGGG))

Noelle said...

I'm going to hit you. *collapses onto the floor*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*straightens up* Can you do that later? We have a sword to retrieve.

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

((I'll post it next time I see Saphy.))

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Noelle said...

Right. *pushes herself to her feet* lead the way, hun

Noelle said...

((APPEARUS SAPPHUS))

Snow said...

(( OKAYYYY ))

*leans against a tree*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*points a short sword with a spherical pink gem on the hilt at the man in the white suit* That way.

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