And it will come down at midnight, Irish time, on the 22nd...
And it has now been taken down... only to reappear in the Skulduggery Pleasant Collection of short stories and novellas, available... um... some time in the spring of 2014...
Friday, December 21, 2012
The Button
This story- which I had intended to be REALLY REALLY short and funny and quirky- eventually became a little longer. And a lot less funny. But this is it.
And it will come down at midnight, Irish time, on the 22nd...
And it has now been taken down... only to reappear in the Skulduggery Pleasant Collection of short stories and novellas, available... um... some time in the spring of 2014...
And it will come down at midnight, Irish time, on the 22nd...
And it has now been taken down... only to reappear in the Skulduggery Pleasant Collection of short stories and novellas, available... um... some time in the spring of 2014...
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*pukes in foower bed*
dude...he's old
Everyone calls me a vampire... I'm pale, don't eat much, don't talk, really fast, a physco and get really pissed off really easy!!!!
Blame dad!!!!!
*Calls Serpine*
Hey dad, can you please come to Blogland? Just for a sec?
*Pause*
Thanks!!!
Im apparently a ninja
I don't wear enough eyeliner to be a vamp. Also, I'm too tan.
Im not seeing SERPINE....
*climbs tree*
I legitimately believed I was a vampire named Kiroa who used my real name as a cover and was 50,000 years old.
And this was from when I was 7 until, like, 9 or 10.
Wait-- SERPINE is coming? How could you?
*Laughs*
Everyone though I was Cynthia Brandon (Alice Cullen's sister)
Kestrel, I don't legitimately believe you. Sorry.
A few days ago, it was raining outside - like it usually does - and I had to walk through the rain to get to the gym at school.
Kid: It's just rain, you don't HAVE to run.
Me: It's COLD rain. And it's making me all wet.
Kid: It's not like you're going to melt or anything!
Me: YOU DON'T KNOW THAT! I MIGHT BE A WITCH! I'M MEEEEELLLLTTTTIIINGGG, I'M MEEEEEELLLLTTTTIIINNNNGGGG!!!
Kid: *facepalm*
The End.
Another random story.
And it had to be kept a complete secret. I was/am so WEIRD!
Zaf has random stories
*Hears motorbike*
*Turns red and eye twitches*
Dad. You. Are. NOT. ALOUD. TO. RIDE. MY. MOTORBIKE!
*Runs to motorbike*
*Pulls Serpine along by the ear*
Okay, do what you want!
Tanith, you don't believe that I'm a vampire or you don't believe that I THOUGHT I was one?
Because I'm not, but I swear I did.
Bloging is not writing, it's graffiti with punctuation!
Oooh Zaf what are some of your random stories??
Correct, Bloging is not anything.
I've never believed I was a vampire.
Imaginary FRIENDS, however... Hehe.
*Punches Serpine*
That is for riding my bike! What happened if it crashed?
Hi Jubi!
Heya Jubi!!
Hey Kessie!
Death, don't be a hypocrite about crashing things.
*cough SKULDUGGERY'S BENTLEY cough*
*laughs*
Hi Miss Cain!
Hi everyone else!
:P
Aaah
Me: mommy Derek being mean!
Mom: why?
Me: he ignoring us
Mom: Derek's Irish. His ego gets in the way
Me: its bigger than Russia
Mom: Derek has issues
Me: he said i have issues
Mom: never mind. Derek doesnt have issues
I heard it on a movie.... Just then...
Wish I had a bike. My aunt sometimes let's me ride on hers, but it's not the same. Course, I'm not old enough for one :-(
Miss Cain, my sister had hundreds of "invisible" friends, among which were Jake the Snake and Jack the Snack.
Jack the Snack???!??
Oh my God, Zaf... *bursts out laughing*
Lovely story Zaf...
Uhm...
*nods*
i feel normal now
...Jack the Snack!?
Hey mom and i discussed random things xD
Oh my god I just renacted Confrontation
Story, what--oh, that story! Lol.
Tanith, yes. Jack the Snack.
Zaf, that's....lovely?
Jake the Snake? Like, Rattlesnake Jake?!
Your story had me on the edge of my seat... I was just waiting for more
Well, this is MY BIKE! My beautiful motorbike!!!! He does not go within a 5m radius of it!!!!
And skulduggery can get his fixed! I can't!! I have no mechanics!!!
I don't think my imaginary friends had names... They were just THERE.
Val, maybe. Dunno. What's Rattlesnake Jake?
Actually, I specifically remember the fact that NO, HE CAN'T GET HIS FIXED!
Something about if it received one more dent it would be completely destroyed.
I has an invisible friend! NOT imaginary! His name is Geophry! He wears a brown suit and he has awesome sunnies and he is from Ireland!
yeah he damaged it too many times...
Next time it crashes Bentley goes KABOOMY
I have an invisible kitten named Renee.
Exactly.
Which will be hilarious.
And the sad thing is, I will cry if the Bentley dies.
Well, he can buy another! I don't have enough...
Oh, but I (my family) has a Corprate blue, Ford XB Horn McLoud edition!!!!
I would laugh.
Then cry.
And repeat the process.
The Bentley is part of Skulduggery. He wouldn't be the same without it.
I'm sure that something will probably happend to the Bentley in the next book....
*Smiles*
I had a new goal... DESTROY THE BENTLEY!!!!
*Evil laugh*
1954 Bentley R-Type Continental, one of only 208 ever made.
And where is going to find one, pray tell?
Its bloody Derek he's gonna destroy that car
Even if he gets a new one, it won't be the same...
It wont at all :/
I wouldn't be surprised.
And Val's chair wouldn't be adjusted correctly.
DEREK DEREK YOU WILL NEVER WIN I HAVE KILLED BISAHALANI WHAT CAN YOU DO?! NOTHING!!!! I WIN!!! MUHAHAA!!!
I need sleep gotta be up in 9hrs
Yeah, I will blow it up!!!!
*Evil laugh*
Dad, you are walking home!
*Hugs bike*
I'm leaving soon as well, but...
Yeah, Kessie.
And Val wouldn't be happy, especially when she got it just right...
DON'T ADJUST MY SEAT, GUYS.
Bye.
She would make the mechanic run alongside.
I'm not "looks innocent"
But NO ONE IS INNOCENT!
*hums Innocence*
Exactly.
Yesterday, my friend - the one who convinced people I was a vampire - put my Christmas presents in a pink princess bag and gave it to me at the beginning of first period. That way, I had to carry it ALL DAY alongside me. I was asked about fifty times why I was carrying a pink bag, because everyone knows I hate it. And it really stands out when you wear all black.
*sighs* My friend is evil.
Innocence is an art form that I have not mastered.
*laughs*
Oh poor you, Val!!
Evil friend would appear to be an oxymoron.
Lol
I was given one of those necklace holder things that look like a woman in a dress, and it was a pretty cool present, but it was really weird carrying it around all day.
Seriously carrying an inkle loom is more conspicuous than a princess bag. Less embarrassing, though.
At least I could stuff all my crud in the princess bag, because it was, y'know, GIANT. *shakes head*
inkle loom?
I like bags. And pockets.
Uh... The one Chase restored?
CONGRATS CHASE AND EM!!!
Em, is your name going to be Emerald Silver now?
And can I come to the wedding? Pwease?
For weaving bookmarks. Another unusual class I take is weaving.
My only fairly unusual class is Latin.
MEH!
I'm trying to make a skull pattern, without success so far.
I can't do anything with fabric and stuff...
I cannot draw at all.
Well, Latin sounds interesting. I wouldn't trade hieroglyphics for it though.
Japanese is cool. *grins*
I can weave a shoelace, but I can't tie my shoes. I wear sandals.
French os boorriiiinnggg
Japanese? I bet!
I am completely deprives of any artistic skill whatsoever....
hehe big words
I like French, but my teacher was awful, so I switched to hiero.
I play two instruments in orchestra, so, uh, I guess that's cool.
Big words? Speaking of big words, has anyone seen Sir Reingington lately?
Large words don't win arguments.
But hey, they make you seem smarter than you actually are.
Nope.
Not me, Kessie.
Val-- cool, which ones?
Umm... I think I saw him like.... 3-4 days ago....ish maybe...
I've got to go, bye all!
Kestrel-- nope, never met him.
Bye Kessie!!!!!
Bye!
Bye Kessie!!!
I'm watchin The Incredibles....
God, I love this movie...
I just discovered today at dinner that I had memorized an entire scene of it....
I play viola and cello. At my concert on Thursday, I kept having to switch back and forth between them...
I play the violin....I kinda suck at it...
Ah. I can fake knowing how to play the piano, but I actually play nothing.
Well, bits and pieces of sax, but mostly cause of my dad. I've never taken lessons.
Ugh lucky!
My parents make me play at least one instrument.... It's annoying
I used to play piano. But I failed.
I then tried guitar. Failed.
So now, I don't do any instruments.
I used to play piano.... but my teacher was HORRIBLE..... I played for about 5 years, and If i had a different teacher, then I would probably be REALLY good at piano... but NOOO
ugh I'm ranting...
I take music theory classes, but I haven't found the right instrument for me. My mom lets me take voice instead.
Ranting is fun! :)
Ranting IS actually really fun... :D
you can get all angry and ranty...
;P
And rather amusing.
I know right??
I love ranting about horrible movies *cough cough Harry potter cough Last Airbender cough cough*
Don't get me started of the Percy Jackson movie...
OH MY GOD! I ___HATED_____ THAT MOVIE
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME.
I don't know what my sisters saw in it. They played it over and over and over and over...
Annabeth is supposed to be smart, not just pretty! The idea of looking for 3 pearls was dumb, and I didn't like that Percy was cool at camp before he'd done anything... I'm a root for the underdog type of person.
Overdogs are boring
Sometimes I just re-watch horrible movies to see if they were really as bad as I remembered....
and then I'm like....
"WHY DID I WATCH THAT?!?!?!'
I don't usually rewatch movies, even if I liked them the first time.
I only rewatch movies if I'm in a movie mood or just terribly bored.
I rewatch movies that I really realy like...or if I'm forced to...
Bb in 15 mins...
ok.. :)
I havent attended any Of my friend madison's parties, because she always makes us watch a Harry Potter movie.
Ok, see you.
*sigh* watchin The Incredibles...
I love this move so much.... :)
I think I already said that......
Maybe a little...
Think I saw that before Madison got into Harry Potter.
haha :P
The movie, I mean.
:-b I can make faces with the best of them.
Yeah... It's awesome... in MY opinion...
I discovered at dinner that I'd memorized like 3 scenes.....
GAH WHAT HAS BECOME OF MY LIFE????
XD 8-p
%D
I've memorized something or other. Probably at one point.
I've completely memorized The Nightmare Before Christmas, Alice in Wonderland, The Corpse Bride, and Coraline.
Oh, and Elf.
lol
God, I've watched this movies waaayyy too many times...
80 ;s)
Nightmare before Christmas! I love the animations!
>-)
Yeah that's an awesome movie
Tim Burton makes the best movies :)
They're so cuuuuuute!
Or maybe I'm thinking Of bunnies.
haha! that sounds like that Clarabelle line...
Yep
*Cries*
I MISS SHARKY!!!!!!! I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM IN FOREVER!!!!!
Clarabelle is anusing, but I'm glad not to know her personally.
(\_/)
(o.o)
(___)
BUNNY
Sorry, the Internet commited suicide... I had to walk around town to find another open connection!
*<|:-)
SANTA CLAUSE
Jubi, this is how I read the word Bunny just now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYM6snQ4HUE
My Internet randomly goes off sometimes. Usually it would be while dad and I were both playing Glitch. I miss Glitch:-(;-(
Val, HAHA! that's actually not too different than the way that I said it in my head...
lol!
Rabbits...hmmm...
Knocks on door quietly.
Anybody there?
*opens door*
NO
*slams door*
Oh
If you're going to be that way...
I guess I'll...
Go
Now.
Bye
I dedicate this page to anyone who doesn't hate me.
aww DONT LEAVE
:-p
Breaks down door.
Oh, it wasn't locked? Sorry about that.
Yawns.
OI! *fixes door*
Like I said, sorry. I thought it was locked, okay?
Pulls splinter out of arm. Note to self: think before you break the door. Hey, it rhymes!
*sigh* fiine
but YOU have to pay for the damage!
Fine.
why did you use to door anyways??
dont you know that doors are for people with no imagination??
heh heh see what I did there??
im so punny... xP
I had my fellow cast members laughing over that quote after I... Well, never mind.
haha!
what?
I didn't want to break the glass on any of the windows. That would have hurt.
Oh... well for that, then you are excused.
We were playing park
Bench
That's a game where you sit on a bench and try to scare off the person next to you.
OH isn't that like, an improv game?
Yeah i think I've played that in drama a few times...
Imagining it's a real life situation with a stranger.
Yeah.
I was able to use several SP quotes in that game.
haha
not to sound like a stalkery old creeper man... but where are you from?
I crawled out from under the bench and said "doors are for people with no imagination."
hah! nice
I'd used the "I like your coat. Can I have it when your dead?" and the zombie/bunny one already. Nobody else had read SP, but they still found it funny.
Thanks, I didn't need to do much more after that tO get Ana off the bench.
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