Monday, December 24, 2012

It was Christmas Eve, babe...

... in the drunk tank, an old man said to me, won't see another one, and then they sang a song, the rare old Mountain Dew, I turned my face away, and dreamed about you...


I hope everyone has a wonderful Christmas and you have lots of laughs and get the biggest smiles when people open the presents you've given them. And for those of you who don't celebrate Christmas... hey, it's a day off school, right?


Oh, and Skulduggery was very happy to hear that the Americans kept up their side of the bargain. Nice going, fellas.


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Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

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Anonymous said...

[sighs and waits expectantly for ded that will probably be Aunt Abby free]

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

_.._
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I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

:D
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you have no idea how much happiness I'm feeling right now

Anonymous said...

I'm glad you're amused.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

FML

I'm waiting for the dedication so I can leave, cuz I really have to go right now.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

OK i DONT ded this page to Mycroft and his umbrella (though they are BOTH awesome). I dedicate this page to Merlin and Sherlock and Doctor Who and Sims and Batman and Harry Potter and Skulduggery Pleasant (and all the other things that I love) and the fact that I beat Ember... YAY

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I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

MOO

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

imma blue cow

Anonymous said...

Congratulations.

Anonymous said...

Why, may I ask, are you a blue cow?

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

because I AM.... is there more that you must know?????



hmmf


*trots away*

Anonymous said...

Whatever.

Anonymous said...

How long have you been a blue cow?

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

BNDIS GLLFKGLUKDJHLKJ;EIWLLGIIIIIIIIQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaAaAaAaAaaRaet SSSTDKJGfoy utt c877fo UGITUDF8GOSGUIV

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Since the witch turned me into a pony

Anonymous said...

I see.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Ember.... you OK?

of course you're not!!


I BEAT YOU

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

CURSE YOU FOREVER JUBI!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Totally makes sense.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

And you dedded it to Sherlock too!!!!!

Dammit, now Eden has 2 points.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

<3 YOU TOO EMBER ^_^



:D
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:D
happiness
:D
:D
:D
:D

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

If we shadows have offended,
Think but this and all is mended,
That you have but slumbered here
Whilst these visions did appear.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Are you on Eden's team?

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*pats ember in the head*
If you want, I can give royalties to Mycroft and his umbrella

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

You know how the Fred guy does that scream?

I'm doing it now.

Nixion Strange said...

Afternoon

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

No... I'M ON MY OWN TEAM!



^_^

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Heya Nix!

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Giving royalties would be nice.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

I'M DYING!!!! Nix!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

ok

I HEREBY GIVE ROYALTIES TO MYCROFT HOLMES AND HIS UMBRELLA®!!


Anonymous said...

And this weak and idle theme,
No more yielding but a dream.
Gentles, do not reprehend,
If you pardon, we will mend.
And as I am an honest Puck
If we have unearnèd luck
Thus to 'scape the serpent's tongue
We will make amends ere long
Give me your hands if we be friends
And Robin shall restore amends.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

What is with the R thing?!

Anyway, 9 and a half Mycroft dedications.

Anonymous said...

Goodness, an awful lot happened while I was typing that monologue, didn't it?

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

haha whoops typo :P I HEREBY ERASE THE R THING!

Nixion Strange said...

Beh

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Yes it did.

Fabi, are you on my team?

Anonymous said...

Did you resurrect yourself? You're not italicized anymore.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Although it's cool.

Maybe I could trademark it!

Mycroft and his Umbrella!

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Fabi, are you on my team?

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

I think that BBC already did that...

Nixion Strange said...

Nah, I got bored of the italics.
But not alive yet.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Wait... Nix how do you do Italics?

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

*gasp*

Happiness.

This is September Seneca Silver, reporting live from the BSB in Ghost Town.

The Mycroft revolution has apparently reached a...thingy.

Anonymous said...

Oh, now we're choosing sides?

Well, I'm definitely not on Eden's team. I refuse to ded to Sherlock's pipe.

Hmm...

Choosing sides can be a dangerous thing...

Then again...

Hmm...

I suppose so.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Yes we are, Fabi.

Actually, it's not sides, it's more like DO YOU WANT TO BE PART OF THE MAHU REVOLUTION?

Wow. Mahu. That works quite well, doesn't it?

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

YAY! FABI, STAR, AND SEPTEMBER! It's the current dream team!

Free umbrella! *hands over umbrella*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

SHERLOCK DOESN'T HAVE A PIPE!! unless you mean the OLD one... he has NICOTINE PATCHESS

Anonymous said...

Sounds like an island in Hawaii.

Nixion Strange said...
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Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Jubi: I KNOW!!!!
Fabi: I KNOW!!!!

Nixion Strange said...

< i > Text in here < / i >

But no spaces

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

weee

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

YAY! IT WORKED!!

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

ooooo

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

YAY!!!!

Anonymous said...

Haha. XD

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

HELLO MY NAME IS JUBILANCE GLEE AND I HAVE COME TO KILL YOU



I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

MAHU!! WHOOP!!!!! WE'RE GOING TO WIN!!!!

Anonymous said...

really

Nixion Strange said...

Bold in the same but a 'b' instead of the 'i'

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

I'm not going to kill you, cause I'm a doctor/healing person/news reporter/leader of MAHU

Anonymous said...

Goodness.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

JKSKJB

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

NO YOU'RE NOT!! TEAM JUBI WILL WIN! BACK ME UP GUYS!

*realises that I don't have anyone on team Jubilance*

crap

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

What do you mean goodness?

Anonymous said...

You have Clemy.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

See?

And anyway, what is your team CALLED?

Anonymous said...

My Internet is slow.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

OH YEAH!


Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

What's your team called?

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

my team is called the REVENGE BRIGADE!


xD

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

The Resistance? XD

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

or was it the vengeance brigade...?

Anonymous said...

Umm... Technically a brigade is... GAH! Where's death bringer?

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

haha I don't have a copy... or else I would check...

UUGHH

Anonymous said...

Brb. Je cherche DB

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

D'accord

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

That works too.

THIS IS SEPTEMBER SENECA SILVER, reporting from the BSB in Ghost Town.

Jubliance glee has started to actively fight against the MAHU revolution. Her team is known as the Revenge Brigade.

On her side is Clemy.

On MAHU's side is Star and a reluctant Fabi.

Eden has his own revolution, the SAHP revolution, but he is the only one on his team thus far (even though Jubi helped him out without knowing it earlier today.)

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

CURRENT SCORE:

MAHU: 9 and a half
SAHP: 2
TVB: 1

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

I'M SORRY EMBER! I DIDN'T MEAN TO!

XD

Anonymous said...

GAH! Can't find it. My sis probably has it, and I don't want to wake her up.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

MAHU for the win baby!!!

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

XD

It's okay, it's just a little war thing to pass the time :D

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

a military unit having its own headquarters and consisting of two or more regiments, squadrons, groups, or battalions.


GO DICTIONARY.COM!

Nixion Strange said...

The quote's in Dark Days Fabi

Anonymous said...

and a reluctant Fabi

Yeah, I'm a bit like China that way. Don't like taking sides or action.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Oh, and I'm going now. Fabi, make sure we get more points. And get some footage of the fight.

Bye guys!

Anonymous said...

My sis has that one, too.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

BYE EMBER!!!

Anonymous said...

Goodness. That's an awful lot of responsibility for someone as shifty as me. XD

Bye!!!

Anonymous said...

[pulls out camera and begins to film]

Anonymous said...

Yippee, "war footage"

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*starts fighting a bush*

Anonymous said...

[films]
This is Fabi S. reporting live from the BSB in Ghost Town.

It appears that Miss Jubilance Glee and a bush are fighting a duel over a matter of honor.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!


*rips the bush apart limb from limb*


MWAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!

*Strips all the leaves off the bush*

I HAVE DEFEATED YOU!

Anonymous said...

Yaaaawn.

Anonymous said...

Oh!

News Flash:
It appears that Miss Jubilance Glee has defeated the bush.

Anonymous said...

That's why I'm cameraninja. No action required. I stink at commentating.

Anonymous said...

XD

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

HAHA!

I DEFEATED TEH BOOSH

Anonymous said...

*blows up Jubi*

D'you think it's bad that I stay up later on a regular day than I'm going to end up doing on New Year's Eve?

Anonymous said...

I know. I filmed it.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

HEY! *clemy breathes fire on Kessie*


HA!

xP

Anonymous said...

News Flash:
This is Fabi S. reporting from the BSB in ghost town. Kestrel LeStarre has blown up Jubilance Glee.

Anonymous said...

Clementine, the fire breathing flying Dolvampony has breathed fire on Kestrel LeStarre.

Anonymous said...

Jubi, Ivy already killed you anyway, so what does it matter?

Anonymous said...

What will be the conclusion to this epic battle?

Will Kessie make it out of the barrage of flame?

Did Jubi secretly survive the explosion?

Stay tuned.

Anonymous said...

The truth is revealed!

A mysterious Ivy, probably Ivy Animosity killed Jubilance Glee some time ago.

Have we been talking to a ghost this entire time?

Anonymous said...

Fine.

*puts up symbol shield before fire hits me*

I refuse to properly fight a flying Dolvampony.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

well TECHNICALLY you made Ivy kill me.... because you wrote that part

HAish

Anonymous said...

News flash:

Kestrel has refused to fight a Dolvampony!

She has put up a shield to prevent being burned.

What will be Jubi's response to this?

Stay tuned.

Anonymous said...

News Flash:

Jubilance Glee has accused Kestrel LeStarre of murder!

Anonymous said...

What will Kessie say to these accusations?

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*Clemy turns into a dragon*


HOLY SH*T



Haha jk :P

Anonymous said...

'Course I'm a murderer. Lived on the streets for a couple years, didnt I?

And Jubi, the part where you actually DIED was written by Val.

Nixion Strange said...

I'm a murderer!
*puts hand up*

Anonymous said...

My eyes hurt from all these flashes...

Anonymous said...

Nix is most DEFINITELY a murderer.

Who like to scream "YOU BE DEADED", and fight alive corpses.

Anonymous said...

*likes

Nixion Strange said...

I used to like it
...

Okay, I still like it

Anonymous said...

News Flash:
Kestrel LeStarre and Nixion Strange have admitted to being murderers. Kessie's eyes hurt from all these flashes, and Clementine the Dolvampony didn't really turn into a dragon!

Anonymous said...

Yes, Nix, we know you do. It's okay. *pats head*

Embrace your inner lunatic. Fun times guaranteed.

Nixion Strange said...

Can I kill Fabi?

Nixion Strange said...

I embraced it Kes. Then beat it up with a spoon. Then embraced what was left of it again

Anonymous said...

*grins*

And I've killed, like, two people. And it wasn't my fault!

Anonymous said...

This is Fabi S. reporting live from Ghost Town.

Nix has threatened to kill a really awesome cameraninja!!!!

Anonymous said...

You embraced your inner Jell-O!

Anonymous said...

Nix, since when do you ask permission?

Go right ahead. *gestures at Fabi*

Nixion Strange said...

I already ate that Kes

And I've killed dozens of people. Armies

Nixion Strange said...

Oh, and...
Well...
I need to ask a favour for me to do that Kes

Anonymous said...

?

A favour? Okay...

Anonymous said...

Nixion Strange and Kestrel LeStarre are plotting to kill Fabi S., who is talking about herself in third person!

Nixion Strange said...

Well, you see, I'm still dead
So I need to posses you

Anonymous said...

I'm not plotting anything!

...Well....

*shifty eyes*

Anonymous said...

The latest and the greatest!

Nixion Strange has asked to posses Kessie, so he can kill Fabi S., if her faulty Internet doesn't kill her first.

Anonymous said...

Oh, God.
Nix, you mean as a Faceless One? Thereby turning me into a Faceless One vessel?


*thinks*

Cool! Yes, Nix, you may posess me.

Nixion Strange said...

No, not as a Faceless One. As a ghost

Anonymous said...

Nixion Strange is planning to turn into a faceless one and possess Kessie, who has given him permission!

Anonymous said...

Slightly less cool, but still yes.

You may posess me. I've never been possessed before...

Anonymous said...

EDIT: Nix will not be a faceless one, he will be a ghost.

Nixion Strange said...

No, I'm not
Fabi, get your info right

Luciana said...

You guys get weirder every day, I swear...

Anonymous said...

*laugh*

Nixion Strange said...

Okay

Oh, and I probably should warn you, this could cause permanent damage

* possesses Kes*

Anonymous said...

But Kessie has still given him permission!

Fabi is shaking in her shoes.


NO SHE'S NOT!!!

Oh, right. She's barefoot.

Anonymous said...

Hi L.! Eventually we'll reach the point of no return.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

OMG THERE'S A NEW CHARLIE THE UNICORN!
*watch*

Anonymous said...

Fabi has sent a metal goat in Kessie's general direction!

Nixion Strange said...

*gives up on possesion*
Good evening Luce!

Anonymous said...

There's a new Charlie the Unicorn!

Anonymous said...

Permanent da-

*is possessed*

Luciana said...

Hello

Msd. I might take some meds and go back to sleep. Five hours sleep is much less than I'm used to. I thought I was getting better. Clearly, I was mistaken.

Anonymous said...

Oh, come on.

Now I have to go change my name back.

Anonymous said...

Luciana Scathing thinks we are weird, Fabi is taking that as a compliment.

Nix has given up on possessing Kessie, or has he?

Stay tuned.

Anonymous said...

*Scath

Anonymous said...

Kessie has to change her name back!
The metal goat is not attacking, it is eating a can.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

CHARLIE THE UNICORN IS AMAZING!

Anonymous said...

Well, I hope you do get better, Luciana.

Nixion Strange said...

I feel like fighting

Anonymous said...

What is...Charlie the Unicorn?

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I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Yeah that's why I said charlie the unicorn is amazing

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hellooooo?

Anonymous said...

Hi Val!

I wanna Skype, but unfortunately I don't HAVE Sype!

Nix, is it even POSSIBLE for you to fight without coming back to life or possessing someone?

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

VAL! hi.

Anonymous said...

Hi Val!

Nixion Strange said...

It is

Anonymous said...

News Flash:
It is possible for Nixion Strange to fight without coming to life or possessing someone!

Anonymous said...

Fabi doesn't think that is good.

Anonymous said...

Oh my Golden God.

Fabi, will you PLEASE stop with the news flashes? They hurt my eyes.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

NEWS FLASH! the news flashes hurt Kessie's Eyes

Anonymous said...

News updates, then? XP

(ok, I know they can get annoying, fine.)

Anonymous said...

Thankee.

Jubi, just...

Anonymous said...

Jubi, that's my job!!!!!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

:D

Luciana said...

I'd say I'd love to Skype, Val, but I look like crap and it's 6am - I should be asleep.

Anonymous said...

[grimaces at Jubi]

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I changed the language on Siri to UK English and now it speaks in a British accent. And it only understands me if I speak in a British accent too. It's hilarious.

Anonymous said...

[glares at Jubi]

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*grimaces back at Fabi*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*then glares back at Fabi*

Anonymous said...

[glowers at Jubi]

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*glowers at Fabi*

Anonymous said...

[grins evilly at Jubi]

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

uno!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

uno!

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I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...
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I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Haha, Val. That's ridiculous!

Anonymous said...

Haha, Val. That's ridiculous!

Anonymous said...

You little---- BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

Anonymous said...

Val, that's awesome!

My mum still hasn't really figured out how to use hers.

She asked me what 'cool' apps she should get(jokingly), and I responded with Instagram(also jokingly), and then she got it. So now my mum has Instagram, which i find ridiculously funny.

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