... in the drunk tank, an old man said to me, won't see another one, and then they sang a song, the rare old Mountain Dew, I turned my face away, and dreamed about you...
I hope everyone has a wonderful Christmas and you have lots of laughs and get the biggest smiles when people open the presents you've given them. And for those of you who don't celebrate Christmas... hey, it's a day off school, right?
Oh, and Skulduggery was very happy to hear that the Americans kept up their side of the bargain. Nice going, fellas.
Monday, December 24, 2012
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Hehe. HARRALIE FTW!
DEREK GET THE HELL ON. COME ON!!!! YOU NEED TO BLOG A POST AND POST A BLOG!
Watch this he mighnt tweet but i can tweet to him :D
Bloggapostapostabloggaboastafrogga... Yeah, What Mara said.
Okay. You go Zaf!
BLOGPOSTBLOGPOSTBLOGPOSTNOW!
Postablogapost! Toast! Ghost! Post!
I did it xD will he answer? No xD but he better post
Roast!!!!! Almost!!!!!
[is getting hyper]
DEREK WHATEVERYOURMIDDLENAMEIS LANDY. POSTTTTT!!! ¬_¬
I tweeted him aswell :D
Post the almost ghost and eat roasted toast!!!!!
What are your twitter names or should I even ask? I probably sound like a stalker.
[Is not on twitter. Offers Mara candy]
Blog polliwog bog!!!!
Bog roast
Bog Toast
Blog post!!!!!
DEREK LANDY, POST!!
Zafira Kerias my pic is the back of MC
*noms candy*
... you mean sweets right.
[Offers Kes candy]
Bog roast, log ghost, frog most, blog post!!!!!!!!
Chocolates.
Hi Grand Mage!
I want a Twitter now, just so I can Tweet to Master Derek and the ArtGod.
Mellow Everyone, Quick question, did someone send me a letter?
Indeed Kessie. Indeed.
*takes candy* Thank you, Fabi.
MASTER DEREK, THOU ART A SHIVERING LILY-LIVERED KNAVE! POST!
im @awesomesocks_01 and its my real name... but thats fine and I just burned my mouth...
Hi Lily!
Not moi. I not have address for letter.
I have chocolate though!!!! [Offers chocolates]
WHO IS THIS LILY YOU SPEAK OF? MOI NAME IS MARA.
*laughs*
Mara, I call Skylar Lily because her surname is Evans like Lily Evans.
Gross, a frog!
Post a blog!
Roast some toast the most, blog post!!!!
*Looks up, stops walking*
What did I walk into?
msd
Lily, I have no clue.
Tehe. LILY. Nice name.
He better post
Kessie has to go. She says bye!
Okay, Hey Kestrel and Mara
Tell her bye!
IM CRAVING MILK BOTTLES.!.!.! I havent had them in years...
Hello anyone that appeared!:3
Hello!
Hi Luci! *hugs*
Hej Luci
Hullo *hugs Mara back*
Please tell me you guys are against the thought of me as an Elder?
nope, I actually did think you when you asked us about it :D
Same, but I knew you would totally hate it, so I didn't say so.
SCÁTH FOR ELDER!!
I wanna be an Elder... Screw Madame Mist. I'm the new Irish Elder.
Damnit!
I'll make a blogpost about what's going on soon, okay? :')
Your pic changed, Mel¡
....................................c¡
......................................a!!!
Eh I think i might die in Book 8 xD i got that feeling
Guys, I gonna go. Slán! :P
~ Mara x
I want to be in Book 8! :O
Bye Mara!!!!!
yes! it did thanks for noticing! its a skyrim adaptation :D
THRUST ARE YOU HERE
It's cool.
I gtg too.
Hi/Bye Val!!!
Bye all!!!
bye fabi!
yeah basically if it confuses you in the game the elder scrolls part V:Skyrim when you pass guards they sometimes say "I used to be an adventurer like you then I took an arrow to the knee" so yeah :D
Luce being an Elder isnt bad! Im (hopefully) going to be an Elder
THEY'RE TRYING TO MAKE ME GRAND MAGE
WTH
BILBO BAGGINS IS JOHN WATSON!!!!
Honestly. Nobody told me? THIS IS NEGLECT, GUYS!
I noticed it within the first few seconds,, before Bilbo even got off the bench!!!! That was well quicker than my parents!!!
I'M SUCH A PRO. HA.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I have school tomorow :(
Derek, just so you know, when you come back to NZ (You'd better) I'm giving you a tim tam. To prove that they're real. Btw, I've been reading this blog for ages, but only jus worked out how to comment... how sad is that? :( Oh yeah, Happy New Year :)
Hey least you can....i cant be Grand Mage but i can be an Elder
awww poor zaf :(
I DON'T WANT THIS JOB, THOUGH
BUT, APPARENTLY, AS CO-FOUNDER I KIND OF HAVE TO BE GRAND MAGE
AND WRITE A JOURNAL. like, irl write a journal about being an elder for GGG :P
YES SCÁTH, YOU SHOULD AN ELDER BE! :)
BILBO BAGGINS IS JOHN WATSON!!!
And now I have homework to do. Damn it all.
BILBO BAGGINS IS JOHN WATSON!!!
oh sorry for not mentioning that Star...but SUPRISE!!!
*removes the arrow from my knee* SURPRISE INDEED. :)
ha :) thanks for admiring and following the rules of my new picture!
You're welcome.
*gets out bow,and shoots Melica in knee* Now you can follow the rules too! XD
Meh, I'm bored and hungry
People!!! Hi.... I'm not in Florida anymore... *sigh* it's cold here...
HI JUBI!
SSSSSSSSSTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!
hi.
*crys out in pain* why would you do that? *pulls arrow out of knee* ok Im fine now :D
Awesome. *hands chocolate popcorn to Melica* *shoots Jubi in knee*
Btw, The Hobbit was AWESOME.
OUCH!!!!
*pulls arrow out*
*Calls Clemy*
and yes, the hobbit is AWESOME!
*Clemy attacks Star with her Ninja Flying Dolvampony skills*
chocolate popcorn? me confused...
*shakes head sadly* Jubi, this isn't keeping calm. *is killed by Clemy coz Clemy is just awesome*
I had chocolate popcorn for the first time today. It's popcorn coated in chocolate. It's tastier than it sounds. :)
YAY CLEMY!! *hugs Clemy*
ohh ok...thankyou!
*Steals Chocolate popcorn*
*eats it*
mm... This is YUMMY
Evil Clemy.
Uh-oh, I'm declaring a new thing evil more than once every day now. This cannot be good.
I'M ADDICTED TO DECLARING THINGS EVIL!!!!! :O
hey! thats my popcorn *steals back* MINE.
*glares* *tries to snatch chocolate popcorn off Jubi* *can't on account of deadness*
I would've given you some if you'd kept calm and not killed me. *shakes head*
*would given Melica more popcorn as a refund but can't, also on account of deadness*
Well Star, you wouldn't be dead if you hadn't SHOT ME IN THE LEG!
^^
You know that you deserved it
*hides in corner* *nibbles on chocolate popcorn while hiding it from jubi*
I ALSO shot Melica in the leg. She kept calm and removed the arrow from her knee, so I gave her popcorn as a reward and moved onto my next victim. :)
Actually . . . *phones person on ghost phone*
I JUST ORDERED MORE CHOCOLATE POPCORN. :)
And guys, it's too shaaaaaare. Between EVERYONE So please, be good little hobbitses. :)
That was really yummy Chocolate Popcorn...
*searches for Mel so I can eat more popcorn*
OOOOHH *stops searching for Mel*
OI. LEAVE MELLY ALONE OR JUBLES GETS NO POPCORNERS.
*runs away shouting NOOOO MY POPCORN*
Ah. Goodness.
Csgd, trying to write a storyboard.
Hi, Jubi!! Welcome back!!
(MAHU has a website now!!!! :-P)
I'm only here for a sec... I will vanish mysteriously in about 3 minutes...
HI FABI!!!!
Jubi killed me. :P
. . . Does this count as an act of war? . . .
mahuvians.blogspot.com
And now, I vanish!!!
Ciao!
Oh, yeah. Jubi killed me too like a while ago. I should probably resurrect soon.
Bye!!!!
Ciao, Fabi!
YOU ACTED FIRST STAR!!
and Hi fabi! :P
She shot me in the leg... and I didn't kill her... CLEMY DID!! IT WASNT ME!
Oh... Bye Fabi...?
*realises that delibrately, unprovokedly shooting two SPPB members in the leg probably DOES count as an act of war*
. . . Whoops . . .
Star... YOU SHAL PAY!!
*Rifles through pockets of dead Star*
*finds Chocolate Popcorn*
*eats*
*glares at Jubi*
*uses my ghostliness to float inside Jubi to make her feel freezing cold*
Ok guys- warning. This is going to be really long and random, but I couldn't think of a better place to put it, so here it is.
Derek Landy,
I am an Ameriminion. I somehow managed to aquire all 7 books, and I've devoured each one of them. I loved the first three for their wit and for the world you created, and originally I didn't think there were any more. (they aren't mentioned on the USA website, and they're not in any bookstores, so how was I to know?) But I went to London last year and found the next three books at Waterstones. Within 24 hours I had them all finished. And what you did with those three... Ineffable. It pushed Skulduggery Pleasant from one of my favorites to my single favorite series. Period. Way above anything I've ever read before- including Harry Potter (I'm a huge potterhead). Just over a month later KoTW came out, (by then I had found your blog and I read it there) and I was distraught that I couldn't buy it. But I couldn't find a way to get it shipped here, so I just sort of killed that piece of my soul until Christmas came along. I asked for KoTW, and I really didn't expect to get it, but somehow my parents made it happen and despite the fact that I was supposed to be helping my parents host a Christmas party, I had it finised within 24 hours as well. I won't even talk about the ending here because it'll make this whole thing two times longer- but I will say that I was unable to speak or even move for twenty minutes. The rest of the night I spent numbly sipping tea. Needless to say I wasn't a very good hostess that night. Not that I cared. But I'm getting off track... What I really wanted to say here is just how much this series has inspired me. Because I'm an Ameriminion, it's highly unlikely I'll ever be able to meet you in person (I don't think I could convince my parents to fly me to ireland to meet you, no matter how much I want to) and there's also a good chance you'll never read this post, but I'm writing anyway because if you do read this I want you to know that your books changed my life irreversably, and gave me the strength to do things I never thought I would be strong enough to do. I know this is getting really cheesy now, but it's all true so I don't care. I also wanted to say how much I appreciate your fight scenes. I am studying Krav Maga so I know a good bit of the technique of fighting, and it drives me nuts when somebody gets it terribly wrong in a movie or book. I'm incredibly pleased to say that I have never observed anything like that in your books. Alrighty then, this has gone on long enough. Just... Thank you, for everything.
-Aretha Tesla (my taken name)
It's not Derek's fault about the whole Americans-being deprieved thing, it's HarperCollins. They evil. :(
Yes, there have letters of complaint written to them by angry Ameriminions. All to no avail. :'(
Fellow Ameriminion I feel the pain! My suggestion is write to HarperCollins to tell them how much you love the books and to have Derek sent here to America
OMG, Guys, a part of me has now died http://faplaytonplz.deviantart.com/ Just thought I'd let you guys know
Gamehood= Ruined
I just dont get it! What did we do to get this? WHAT?! I mean i never heard of a publisher think theres no fanbasr! I had no idea who Gordon Korman was but he went to my school and i do now! Why cant they send Derek to the shools it isnt that hard to think of doing
In my animation, should stickman number one . . .
a) Whip out gun and shoot stickman number two.
b) Whip oout sword and chop stickman number two's head off.
c) Beat stickman number two to death with a pine branch.
d) Kill him some other way.
If d):
Which way?
*tree branch.
I just remembered they weren't in a pine forest. Unless they are when I actually make it.
Im back! I was getting ready for stupid school tomorrow :(
I have school the day AFTER tommorrow. Mwah ha ha.
I think I might make him slice his head off with a sword, coz I like making stcikmen's heads go bouncing off and the stickmen run around looking for them. It's funnnnnn.
Mel i was back since Wednesday
HI ZAF!
Yeah, but did you break up earlier?
I has school 2 morrow :(
Thats was meant to be in italics. Silly me.
This being dead thing is harder than it looks. D:
*That
December 21st was our last day
*sighs*
I think its the fate of the Ameriminions to suffer for liking SP
HI!
Ameriminion person up there, I had the exact same problem. I spent a year and a half thinking TFO was the last one, and it was awful. But then, because this is the kind of thing I do, I was looking up images and found Dark Days and Mortal Coil, bought them, and read them. I then realised that you should never EVER trust the American sites. Use amazon.co.uk to order them, and skulduggerypleasant.co.uk instead of the Amerian version.
Most of my friends suffer from having never read it.
I learned there were more pretty quick, but I couldn't get them for a while...
Fabi, same. I have one friend who is nearly as obsessed with them as I am, my cousin's read them all but KotW and TEotW, and I'm reading them to my sister, so I can survive.
Be back in...let's say 15.
awww poor zaf :( I DONT WANNA GET UP AT HALF SIX TOMORROW!!
I lucked out i borrowed from my friend xD
Tani's read them, and we're both reading them to our sisters, but if I quote Skulduggery at school, I get funny looks.
well tomorrow in english Im doing a solo talk on SP so my class have to sit and listen to me fangirl about it for 3 minutes :D
HI PEOPLE WHO ARRIVED!
Sorry, poofed. Was doing my DT homework.
In DT we're doing a promotional leaflet and stand for a music festival. So I'm doing Disturbed, obviously. My leaflet, therefore, looks awesome.
Because it's gonna be made by me, my stand will, however, be meh at best. :(
But still.
YES, THAT WAS MANT TO BE ITALICS TOO.
I'm so bad at being dead. XD
Btw, BILBO BAGGINS IS JOHN WATSON, JUST IN CASE YOU HADN'T ALREADY BEEN TOLD!!!
Martin Freedman is so good at the, "I'm sorry, WHAT'S going on?" scenes. Both John and Bilbo are good parts for him. :)
wbd...
Back, but distant.
I'm watching my first Sherlock episode tonight!
Will be on later today! I am doing other things momentarily!
*Waves*
Hi/bye Death!
AWESOME, KES!
Sherlock is awesome. *nods*
I can tell that from the three minutes I've seen already.
Msd.
THAT'S COOL. :)
See, this makes you an Awesome Person. :)
*remembers I'm meant to be dead*
. . . Dammit. *adds in italics*
*laughs*
Why are you dead?
JUBI KILLED ME.
I shot Melica in the knee so she could follow the rules of her profile picture, then she did, so I gave her chocolate popcorn and shot Jubi in the knee. She got angry and made Clemy attack me. D:
its a vicious cycle ... :)
Oh. Clemy is evil. *nods*
Evil Jubi. :)
. . . No, JUBI is evil. Clemy jst follows orders. :)
yeah she then went on to STEAL my popcorn... My popcorn...nom...nom but its fine now...I have it back...
Oh, dear. It appears I poofed earlier. Sorry, Mel. I'm sure your SP speech will be awesome!!!
I'm terribly sorry for your loss, Star.
Now I have to disappear again.
I will be playing with fire.
Hi/Bye!!!!
Star, hit post a comment over and over again.
I don't have time to ded.
awww thankyou! its epic, your all gonna miss it, which is a shame...but...y'know my 'classmates'... dont know what epicness is coming their way
:D
Haha, bet they don't.
Haha, bet they don't.
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AWWW. RIGHT I GIVE UP.
Aww, drat!!! I don't have time for this!!! Star, you still there?
YUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Sorry, distant. Looking for a Sacred Lie lyrics vid.
yeah, its gonna hit them like a ton of awesome bricks to the face
You want me to ded?
Yes, please
Bye!
[Poofs]
Yay. Injured brickiness.
yeah their all gonna be sittin there and then BOOM. MINDS WILL BE BLOWN. but yeah I talk about like val and skulduggery...oh and tanith and then what its about...and what the books look like...stuff like that...but I do it in the most epic way imaginable
STAR, DON'T DEDICATE TO MAHU! OR SPPB! PLEASE!
ded to deds...InCePtIoN... great movie btw...
Oh my god...7 minutes into A Study in Pink, and it's fantastic.
guys I need to go... Im having an early night because of school tomorrow, so BYE!!!
Bye Mel!
*laughs* I don't have school til the day AFTER tomorrow!
Okayyyyyyyyyy.
I dedicate to Mycroft Holmes and his umbrella. I also ded to everyone in MAHU and SPPB for being so ridiculous it's awesome. I dedicate to Fabi and Kes for showing me explames of brilliant Elizabethan insulting yesterday. I dedicate to MAHU's website, for being amazing. I dedicate to MArtin Freedman, aka John Watson, aka Bilbo Baggins, for being so puzzled all the time and for being in excellant things. I dedicate to LOTR, The Hobbit, and those who took part in making them, because they are all awesome. I dedicate to the word awesome, for being awesome. I dedicate to Evil Eve Evil, for being evil, my Master, and of course awesome. I ded to Jubi for killing me, and Zath for killing me before, and Nix because he's also killed me, and anyone else who has ever killed me. You're amazing, the lot of you. And I dedicate to Disturbed, because they have such great msuic. And I dedicate to chocolate popcorn for being yum. And I dedicate to the hope that my character Hunter is real, because I want him to extnd Christmas so we don't have to go back to school for a bit longer. :P
Thing that's it.
Me neither, Kes. :)
YOU THINK SHERLOCK IS FANTASTIC ALREADY??? I would ded to you, but I already did. :P
Sherlock is amazing.(the character)
Wow, everybody- fellow Ameriminions and others- thank you for the support! You guys are great! (not that I would expect anything less from fellow minions) And thanks so much to Kestrel for the website I can use to order books!!! I think I'll start posting on here more often, you guys are the best! <3
And the show. But he talks so fast...
And congrats to Kestrel for starting on Sherlock! The worst is yet to come, don't worry. >:)
Hi again, Aretha! We know we are. *laughs*
It's just the UK version of Amazon.
Aretha, I watch Doctor Who. Nothing besides Skulduggery could POSSIBLY mess with my emotions more.
(Still distant, by the way).
I also watch Doctor Who. And still I assure you, the worst is yet to come. Keep in mind, Sherlock is also Moffat's creation. But now I have to go eat food. Be back later!
Yeah, Sherlock can be a bit fast whilst doing his analysing thing. :/
Thanks, Aretha!!!
Yes, that's another thing. Maffat who writes Sherlock alsow rites DW. *nods, feeling a little redundant in this speech*
*Moffat
Oh, golden god.
Brilliant! Four serial suicides, and now a note! Ah, it's Christmas! *dies of laughter*
Bye Aretha. You're right. I forgot about that...
Oh no. I'm...I'm ALREADY having Doctor Who loyalty issues. *kills Moffat*
*grins happily* Kes, YAY.
About you liking Sherlock, that is. Moffat being dead is NOT yay. :(
Aretha, see we Ameriminions need to stick together
True. Very true. *resurrects Moffat*
YAY!
Now resurrect me? :)
*glues Kes, Zaf and Aretha together* Now you sticking together. :)
Prisoner 24601
xD i love that part
"One more day before revolution we are ready for these schoolboys they will wet themselves in blood" -One Day More Lea Miserables
"Shut up."
"I didn't say anythin-"
"You were thinking. It's annoying."
*dies of laughter again*
Thanks for that, Star. What about Kallie, and Val, and Adra, and Ana, and Fabi, and Sevpie, and the other ameriminions?
*laughs* :)
I'll glue them to you when they come on. :)
There are so many of us xD
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