Tuesday, November 13, 2012

KOTW Paperback

Laydeeeez an' gentleminions, I present to you, the KOTW paperback cover.


And Tom isn't even FINISHED it yet...! There's going to be some colour stuff happening, and some cool silver effects added and things, but even as it stands now, this is a cover that's going to pop out at you on the bookshelf. For Tom is awesome.

Speaking of paperbacks, we're going to start gradually removing the short stories from the reprints, with the aim of collecting everything (including the Tanith novella) into one big book in the spring of 2014. There'll be lots of brand new stories in there as well, covering the entire series. So will we see a short story starring Mr Bliss, back when he was alive? Will we see Val and pre-Remnant Tanith fighting side by side once again? Will we even catch a glimpse of Skulduggery and the Dead Men at war with Mevolent...?

To be honest I haven't a clue. I'm just making things up as I go along.

Be here on Friday for the Tanith cover...

EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT

Annnnnd apparently I won't be revealing the Tanith cover until Friday the 23rd... bah!

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Star Inkbright said...

Hey Zaf! :)

Don't worry. Stalking isn't that bad when it's just stalking.

@Taia: You're awesome. :) And don't ask me. :P

#ChaseForBookNine

Mary Contrary said...

Hey Zaf! No worries. I hope you're having fun with drama. :) ^^

@Star: You too, naturally. :) *laughs* Apparently, don't ask me, either. :P

#ChaseForBook9

Anonymous said...

(Hello?)

Mary Contrary said...

Hi Mithria! :)
How are you?

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Anonymous said...

Hey Taia! *hugs*
I'm fine, thanks! You?

Star Inkbright said...

Yes, I AM rather naturally awesome, what with being a bubble and all. :)

*hugs Taia* :)

Hey Mith!! :)

#ChaseForBookNine

Anonymous said...

*hugs Star back* Hey you! :)

Mary Contrary said...

*hugs back* I'm good, thanks, Mythria! :)

*hugs Star back* :)

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Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Okay I'm not distant now. Hey mir hey stalking zaf. How are you both

Star Inkbright said...

Hey Mithria! :)

#ChaseForBookNine

Anonymous said...

*grins at Silente*
Hi! I'm ok, thank you. Bit bored, though.... that's why I decided to come on^^
Anything interesting happening?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Not really, were just talking. Well I'm listening to music as well and wondering how pointing out kristofs flaws helped but still..
*grin back* nothing much. But then again you can always entertain yourself in blogland

Anonymous said...

I just typed up a whole lot of words and then decided that I'm only writing nonsense and deleted everything. I don't think that's how expressing yourself works...

Anyway I gotta go for dinner, bbs!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

C ya soon then mir!

Chione Asahina said...

Of course I miss Mithria. *sigh*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Oh this time a frozen reference works, when I don't mean it too!

Mary Contrary said...

@Mith: I think the majority of things that I type are nonsense. :P

See you, Mith! HOpe you enjoy your dinner! :) ^^

Hey, Chione! :)

#ChaseForBook9

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Hey chione

Mary Contrary said...

@Chi: She said she'd bbs, so if you hang around for a little while, you should catch her again? :) ^^

@Silente: *laughs* :P

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Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

@Taia :) of course it work when I don't plan it too.

Amethyst Temerity said...

Hello guys!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Hey Amethyst!

Amethyst Temerity said...

Hello Silente, Taia, and Chione!
What are you guys doing?

Mary Contrary said...

@Silente: I suppose it's a nicer surprise, that way? :)

Hey Amethyst! :)

#ChaseForBook9

Anonymous said...

Mithria is back!!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Hey mir what happened to food?
@Amethyst I'm fine thanks, how are you on this day.

Anonymous said...

@Silente: Food got eaten :D

Hello Amethyst! :)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Oh wait you said what are we doing. Nothing really. I'm wondering if rp or blog fighting is going to happen...

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

@mir food was eaten in 10 mins? That's quick...

Anonymous said...

@Silente: I was hungry xD

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Very hungry.

Mary Contrary said...

Welcome back, Mith! :)

#ChaseForBook9

Anonymous said...

Thanks Taia! :)

*grins at Silente* Yep!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Chio did pop up but she might have wandered off again...

Anonymous said...

*sighs*
Yeah, I saw her comment. Still hoping she'll come back...

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Hopefully....

Listening to 'frozen heart' and watching rugby kinda fits together in a weird way...

Chione Asahina said...

Mithria! *tacklehugs*

Anonymous said...

Yay, you're here! *hugs back*

Chione Asahina said...

You had to bloody mention Frozen didn't you Silente?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*grins* which time are you referencing? And its not my fault. I'm listening to music and watching rugby. I commented on it. You popped up, again.

Anonymous said...

I just looked out of my window and saw the moon and it's so beautiful! I didn't realise it's full moon today!
Poor werewolves...

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Poor poor werewolves. Unless they like changing as some might...

Anonymous said...

Anyone of you watching Being Human? The american one, I mean...

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

No sorry. Haven't even heard of it..

Mary Contrary said...

I haven't, either. What is it, Mith?

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Anonymous said...

It's a show on TV. It's about a vampire (Aidan), a werewolf (Josh) and a ghost (Sally) who are trying to be normal and live with other humans. Well, Sally can't really cause no one of the normal people can see her but Josh and Aidan really try to pretend being normal - or Being Human :D

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Sounds like the type of thing I'd watch

Mary Contrary said...

Huh, sounds fun, Mith. I'll look out for it. :) ^^

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Anonymous said...

You should watch it, Silente, it's great fun!
Same to you, Taia :D

Is it strange if an almost-17-year-old loves Elvis Presley?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

BBS food

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj0Rz-uP4Mk

Absolutely love it <3

Mary Contrary said...

@Mith: Not at all, if you ask me. :)

He was the King of Rock'n'roll for a reason, right? :) ^^


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Anonymous said...

*smiles*
Good! Thank you, Taia!
My taste in music is very very different from that of others at my age. I do like the same kind of music that my mum likes... And I hate going out to a disco or stuff cause I absolutely dislike the sort of music that is played there...
*shrugs*
I know I'm different and I like it :)

Anonymous said...

Chione, sister, are you still somewhere out there??

Chione Asahina said...

Yes!

Anonymous said...

Then why are you not talking??

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Am back. I really despise my family sometimes. They kept making me laugh when I was trying to drink. They made me inhale my drink!

Mary Contrary said...

@Mith: I figure, if you find something that you like, that that's great for you. Like it. It doesn't matter what, really. If you like it, then, awesome, right?

I always get that other people who I know will talk about songs or music and I don't have a clue what any of those songs or artists are.
But I love all of the music that I do listen to, so I don't mind that I don't know theirs?
And I guess that other people listen to the music that they do for a reason, too. So I can respect that music, and still like mine, too. If that makes sense?

#ChaseForBook9

Chione Asahina said...

Because there is nothing for me to join in talking about really...

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Hey chio. You staying on or planning on drifting away?

Anonymous said...

*nods at Silente*
I know exactly what you mean, my Dad can be the same. When I'm trying to eat, he would make sort of 'gulp' noises to make me laugh... :P

Mary Contrary said...

Welcome back, Silente! :)
I can agree from experience, that is the worst. :P

*hands Chione a cookie* :)

#ChaseForBook9

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Parents can be sooo annoying.
Anyway what were you talking about?

Anonymous said...

Chione, you could just talk to me. Cause when I come on I hope you'll be here too. Because I want to talk to you. Because I miss you.
Gah, I'm being pathetic again... sorry!

Anonymous said...

@Silente: Um... music, I think.
I was talking about Elvis...

Anonymous said...

Taia, I love your comments, I really do! They do make sense and you're always so... I don't know... wise!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Your not being pathetic mir. I like speaking to Blake, you, chio when I come on (no offence anyone else I like you guys to) its just normal really.

Anonymous said...

*smiles at Silente*
Thank you...

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Anyway since we all want chio to stick around...I think...mir, have you seen frozen yet.

Anonymous said...

*shakes head and starts to back away in case Silente or Chio are going to scold her*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I'm hereish

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

That would be a Nooo then. Still.

Anonymous said...

Hi Zaffy :)

*nods*
Uh-huh... I still haven't seen it...

Mary Contrary said...

@Silente: Elvis? General music-ness? Something around that? idk. :P

*hugs Mithria* Thank you! :)
Whee, I can't stop grinning now. :P
My face is just smiling and-
Thanks. :)


*laughs* I saw the beginning of Frozen, but only that.
So I've ALMOST seen Frozen, which isn't so bad.
(... Or it could be worse, depending on whether you look at it from a "Well, you saw SOME of it. :)" point of view, or as "BUT YOU STOPPED?! D: " :P )

#ChaseForBook9

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Hey zaf!

Mir I'm not gonna scold you. That would be mean and unfair. I'm just gonna say miryoushouldreallyreallyreallyreallyreallywatchfrozenitsamazingandawesomeandyeahsopleasewatchit.

Mary Contrary said...

Heyish, Zaf! :)


#ChaseForBook9

Anonymous said...

@Taia: *smiles* I'm glad I could make you smile! But I'm only telling the truth :)

@Silente: *comes back* Okay... yeah, but it's no longer on in german cinemas and I would have to wait until the DVD is out... *shrugs* We'll see.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Well see indeedy.

Anonymous said...

Soooo, what are we going to do?

*is still waiting for an answer from Chi*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Do you wanna build a snowman?



Or woman?


Or dog?



Or a snow family....



OMG CAN WE PLEASE BUILD A SNOW FAMILY?!?!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

With a mum and a dad, two kids then a dog, possibly a cat two?

Anonymous said...

*starts laughing*
I did that with my sister when we were little children! We had a Dad, a Mom and a baby. And we tried to build a cat but it didn't look like a cat so we decided to not have a snowpet :D

And yes of course, let's build a snow family!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Yey!
*runs of to make giant snow balls for mummy and daddys bottom half*

Anonymous said...

*goes home to find carrots and coal and perhaps a top hat for Dad and a scarf for Mum*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*puts the two balls next to each other*
*starts working on making smaller ones for the kids bottoms and the mum and dads middle*

Chione Asahina said...

Meow?

Anonymous said...

Chione, you could join us! Do you want to?

*returns with carrots, coal, top hat and scarf*
Look what I found!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

CHIONE! Your better at snow than me! Help!
*rolls one of the smaller ones to either side of the bigger ones so there are two children with two parents between them*
*starts building the families middle parts*

Mary Contrary said...

:3


Our house
Is a very, very, very fine house,
With two [snow]cats in the yard
Life used to be so hard
Now everything is easy cause of you,
And
Our...


The idea of a snow family with a cat make me think of that song, for some reason. :P / :)

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Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*lifts up the mum and dads middle*
*places the on top of their bottoms*
*does the same with the children's middles*
Yey mir! Right erm... sticks!

Anonymous said...

*laughs*
Great, Taia! I don't really see the connection but it's still great :P

*gives eight sticks to Silente*
Here you are!
*gives her the other stuff too*


I'm really sorry guys but I have to leave now...
See you tomorrow I hope!
*hugs everyone*
*turns into raven and flies away*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*watches mir fly away* bye bye...
*starts making their heads*
*makes dads bigger than mums*
*makes mums bigger than the kids*

Mary Contrary said...

@Mith: I don't, either. It just jumped into my head when I saw it. :P ^^

Aw, see you, Mithria! *hugs*

#ChaseForBook9

Mary Contrary said...

*rolls a small snowball to begin the snow cat* :3

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Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*places the head on each snow person*
*steps back*
*nods and picks up the coal lumps*
*gives the snow people eyes and mouths*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Yey Taia is helping!
*gets the stick*
*positions mum and dads arms going down*
*points one on the kids ones up and one down each so it looks like they're holding mum/dads hand*
*puts the carrots on their faces*

Mary Contrary said...

*gives the snow cat a snow head, on its snow body*
*adds little snow ears and paws* :3

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Snow man? Oooh

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*puts the top hat on dads head at a jaunty angle*
*piles snow around it then moves fingers over it to make it look like short hair*
*puts the scarf around mums neck*
*tries to put snow on her and style it into hair*
*steps back and looks at the kids*
*frowns thinking*
*snaps fingers and runs off*

Mary Contrary said...

*curves a snow tail around the body*

Oh. I've gotta go.
Snow kitty duties are up for grabs now, I guess. :P
Bye, all!
*hugs*

#ChaseForBook9

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Oh. Bye then! Am I all alone?
*returns with a hair clip and a boys belt*
*puts snow on the smaller child's head and makes it look like curly bouncy boy hair *
*wraps the belt around his waist*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*piles snow on the final snow persons head*
*shapes it into flowing hair*
*puts the clip in the hair*
*moves over to Taia's sleeping cat by the girls feet*
*continues shaping the tale*
*roolls a small ball for its head*
*attaches it to the body*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*finishes the cats face*
*runs off and returns with two pieces of ribbon*
*wraps on piece around the snow cats neck*

*moves to the boys side*
*starts making a 3D oblong out of snow

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*makes a smaller ball for its head*
*puts them both together*
*clumps snow to it and somehow makes it look dog-like*
*wraps ribbon around its neck*
*steps back and looks at the family*
Yey. Done.
*realises she's all alone* oh. Well. Erm.. where IS everyone?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

WHERE ARE YOU ALL?
Hmmmm. Bored bored bored bored bordy Mac bored bored.

Dtudfdrdcgjvhjbhbjjnjknjkggjyffdtxrycgvgjvgjvjv

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Still no one?

Sir said...

Good morning, afternoon, evening, or other time of day, Blogland.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

HELLO ACTUAL LIVING PERSON!


I mean hey sir how are you?

Sir said...

...

Greetings, Ms. Tempest. Standard.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Sorry bout that blog lands pretty empty at the moment. I've been waiting for someone to one on for what feels like ages but was probably only like an hour and a bit...

Sir said...

An hour is still a substantial amount of time. Your patience is commendable.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Why thank you although I think its more extreme boredom than patience

Sir said...

Even still, Ms. Tempest.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Anyway how has your day/ night/ morning/ whatever time period been so far?

Sir said...

Perfectly average, Ms. Tempest.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Average? Nothing exciting or predictably outstanding happen?

Sir said...

Absolutely nothing, Ms. Tempest.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Oh okay then. Sounds fun.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Good. Good.

Sir said...

Indeed.

Star Inkbright said...

Heyo.

Msd.

#ChaseForBookNine

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Hey star

Sir said...

Greetings, Ms. Inkbright.

Star Inkbright said...

*waves to Sir and Silente*

Ah, names beginning with the letter S. :P

#ChaseForBookNine

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Oh yeah. Sir Silente and Star. S's

Star Inkbright said...

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

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Chione Asahina said...

Sorry to ruin your little, name beginning with 's' party. Btw I'm watching Catching fire, will be back soon.

Sir said...

...

Well, that certainly is interesting.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

See you soon the chione.
C is a bit out S. In a way...

Star Inkbright said...

CATCHING FIRE IS AMAZING!

So sad. C:

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Star Inkbright said...

'c' can be pronounced like 's'. :)

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Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Exactly!
Why is batman on TV?

Sir said...
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Sir said...

Because there is such a sheer volume of Batman media that if it is not aired, the Earth will eventually collapse into a black hole.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

But I've already seen this one. It his poison ivy, bane and mr freeze in it

Sir said...

Batman is a constantly renewing resource, Ms. Tempest, even if it is identical to previously-seen media.

Star Inkbright said...

I've played Lego Batman on DS! :)

It's a bit less crappy than Lego Star Wars, which is very crappy and doesn't really work. :)

#ChaseForBookNine

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

We'll that's good then Star.
Not that Lego Star Wars doesn't work, that Lego Batman is a little better than it

Star Inkbright said...

Yeah. :)

Sorry for poofing slightly . . .

#ChaseForBookNine

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Ar shit I poofed! What happened!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Nothing. Nothing happened. Well. Okay then,

Star Inkbright said...

Sorry. I'm drawing and I have THE BEST MUSIC EVER on so I'm finding it hard to keep commenting with regularity. :P

#ChaseForBookNine

Star Inkbright said...

Hey Dimitri! :)

#ChaseForBookNine

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Hey Dimitri! How are y'all?

Star Inkbright said...

Good, thanks, Silente! :)

You?

#ChaseForBookNine

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

I'm fine thanks star, trying not to poof as much...

Chione Asahina said...

Back ^.^

Star Inkbright said...

@Silente: Good luck. :)

WB, Chi! :)

#ChaseForBookNine

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Wb chio!
How was catching fire?

Star Inkbright said...

Oh, yeah, Catching Fire! :)

#ChaseForBookNine

Star Inkbright said...

Msd. I really need to go to sleep soon . . .

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The Grave of a Coward said...

*the morning after Oscar Neurotic's bachelor party was a calm one*
*everything was peaceful*
*and no one was prepared for the storm about to hit them*

(Hullo, Blogland.)

Star Inkbright said...

NO

GO AWAY

*hides*

*waves to Annika moodily from behind hiding place* *so she can't actually see it* *but that is irrelevant* *well, not really* *oh, shut up*

#ChaseForBookNine

The Grave of a Coward said...

*that day saw two Canadians in red coats*
*dragging three unconscious bodies through the snow*
*with an air of great finality*
*they picked up the bodies*
*and dumped them across the Canadian border*

Canadian: And STAY out!

*they storm away*
*leaving the three unconscious figures*

*after a couple of hours, one of them raises his head*

Photo: *blinks slowly*

Star Inkbright said...

Canandians. :P

*settles slightly less moodily into hiding place*

#ChaseForBookNine

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Erm...
*looks from star to Annika* hi annika...

The Grave of a Coward said...

Photo: *sits up*
*shaking his head*
Ughhhhh . . .
*looks down at himself*
*examines his newly acquired jewelry with interest*
Hmm.

*a distance away*
*someone rolls over blearily*

Gary: Hurghlrugh . . .

Photo: *crawls dizzily over to him*
Uh . . .

Gary: *removes his hat*
*rolls over and vomits*

Photo: Yeah.

Gary: *wipes vomit off his mouth*
Ugh . . .
*looks at the hat*
. . . it says Justin Timberlake.

Photo: Ugh.

Gary: Ugh.

*both throw up again*

Gary: Where’s Oz?

Photo: Dunno.

Gary: Where are my pants?

Photo: I’m wearing them.

Gary: Oh.

*long pause*

Gary: Why?

Photo: Dunno. They’re too small for me.

Jophiel said...

(Just thought I'd pop in to say hi and to say that I had the best dream that I could turn into the best book and I've been in a really good mood recently!!!!!))

Star Inkbright said...

DON'T SAY HI TO HER
SHE IS TOO EVIL TO BE HIED
SHE MUST BE LOWED
LIKE BEING LOWERED INTO A HOLE
A GRAVE
A GRAVE WHERE DEAD PEOPLE GO
EVIL DEAD PEOPLE
AND NON-EVIL DEAD PEOPLE, BUT ALSO EVIL DEAD PEOPLE
YEAH

(okay, rant over)

*gets back to whatever I was doing before I hid* *which was pretty much nothing* *but at least the nothing much is pretty*

#ChaseForBookNine

Sir said...

That is lovely to hear, Ms. Rose.

Star Inkbright said...

@Death: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!! :) *hugs*
Pleased for you!! :)

#ChaseForBookNine

Sir said...

Oh, blast.

Star Inkbright said...

Hey Sir! :)

(Thank goodness I didn't take first. :))

(For some reason, I'm suddenly in a really good mood rn, so . . . C:)

#ChaseForBookNine

The Grave of a Coward said...

Gary: *stands up shakily*
My head . . . my . . . ow . . .

Photo: *rubs his ribcage weakly*
I think I’m missing a kidney.

Gary: Ow . . .

Photo: Urgh . . . what . . .
*is fussing with his pants*
My . . . ow . . . what . . .
*a weird expression passes over his face*
*he peers down his pants*
. . . yeah.

Gary: Eh?

Photo: *tugs down his pants a little*
*he’s wearing black lengerie*

Gary: Yugh.

Photo: Eeough!

*they look around in confusion*

Gary: Oz . . .

Photo: Where is he?

Gary: I dunno . . .
*checking his wallet*

Photo: He won’t be in THERE.

Gary: No, but I have a bunch of pictures of kids that aren’t mine.

Photo: That’s odd.

Gary: Yeah.

Photo: Are we at the Canadian border?

Gary: I think so.

Photo: Yeesh!

The Grave of a Coward said...

*lingerie*

Sir said...

Well, I suppose I dedicate to the vast and infinite mysteries of life, all of which are a tad more bearable with a good, hot mug of something.

Star Inkbright said...

@Sir: *smiles* *nods* Hear, hear. :)

#ChaseForBookNine

The Grave of a Coward said...

(I agree entirely, Sir.)

The Grave of a Coward said...

Photo: *bends over and throws up*

Gary: *dazedly looks around*
. . . Photo?

Photo: Huh?

Gary: Photo, I think we got kicked out of Canada.

Photo: Oh hell . . .

Gary: Mm.

Photo: Hey!
*taps Gary’s shoulder*
There he is!

Gary: Oh man.

Photo: Oh man.

*both wince*

Photo: We should help.

Gary: Yeah. If he wakes up and sees how filthy he is . . .

Photo: He’ll have a meltdown.

Gary: Yeah.
*looks down at self*
. . . oh God . . .

Photo: Calm yourself, Gary.

Gary: *beginning to sweat*
I’m the most asymmetrical monster I’ve ever seen in my life!

Photo: Breathe, man, breathe. Let’s go pick Oscar up out of that puddle.

Gary: *throws up again*

Photo: *pats Gary on the back*
There’s a good lad. Let’s go.

Snow said...

i was gonna say hi. but now i have to go back and read Anni's RP

Star Inkbright said...

@Snow: It's not long. :) She only just got here.

#ChaseForBookNine

Snow said...

and also... DAMMIT I NEED TO GET A FIRST SO I CAN PUT OUT MY VIDEO DED.... once it finishes finalizing

Chione Asahina said...

I don't want to read her RP...I'm scared now.

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Star Inkbright said...

@Snow: D:

#ChaseForBookNine

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Gtg now guys, even vamps need sleep. :-) bye!

Star Inkbright said...

@Chione: Don't worry, she hasn't done anything.

Yet.

*whispers* SHE TOLD ME THERE WAS GOING TO BE AT LEAST ONE MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH AT THE WEDDING.
I CAN'T -
I -
*curls up into a very small ball and crawls back to hiding place*

#ChaseForBookNine

Star Inkbright said...

Fours, Silente! :(

#ChaseForBookNine

The Grave of a Coward said...

Photo and Gary: *each grab an arm*
*and tug Oscar out of the puddle*
*setting him in an upright position*

Photo: Oh man.

Gary: He looks bad.

Photo: *clicks his fingers in front of Oscar’s face*
Boss? Boss?

Gary: Oz?
*nudges him*

Oscar: *slowly opens his eyes*
*blinks at Gary and Photo*
Gary?
Photo?

Photo: Don’t look at yourself.

Oscar: *dazedly* Where are we?

Gary: The Canadian border.

Oscar: Gary?
*looks at him*
Where are your pants?

Photo: I’m wearing them.

Gary: He’s also wearing women’s underwear.

Photo: That too.

Oscar: . . . *blinks slowly*
I . . . ow . . .
*clutches head*
My head is killing me . . .

Photo: Yeah . . .
*sniffs Oscar’s breath*
Yeah . . . vodka.

Gary: I think I had gin.

Photo: Doesn’t matter. Same effect on all of us.

Oscar: *aghast* What happened last night!?

Photo: I don’t know!

Gary: Neither do I!

*they all look very concerned*

Oscar: What’s this?
*rolls up his sleeve*

Photo: *bites his lip*
Yeah . . . don’t worry. That’ll go away.

Gary: Yeah, a little magic and we’ll have that off your arm in no time.

Oscar: *nervously* What happened last night that caused me to tatto ‘yo holla’ on my arm?

Photo: What happens in Canada, stays in Canada.

The Grave of a Coward said...

*tattoo

The Grave of a Coward said...

(Yes, one major character death.
At least.
There could be more than one.
You don't know.
Heh.)

Star Inkbright said...

. . . Don't.

Just, don't.

(But tattoos kind of have to come out of Canada with your arm! That's why they're tattoos!)

#ChaseForBookNine

Snow said...

*hugs star* I DONT THINK I CAN COPE. I HAVE TO GO SOON, WHEN MY FRIEND GETS HERE FOR OUR MOVIE MARATHON, BUT I DONT THINK I'LL BE ABLE TO LEAVE WITH ANNI RPING!!! HELLPPPPP!!

Star Inkbright said...

(Actually, that's not why they're tattoos, but still. TECHNICALITIES. :P)

#ChaseForBookNine

Star Inkbright said...

@Snow: D: D: D:

*hugs*

DO NOT WORRY

I FEEL YOUR PAIN

(which just makes there double the amount of pain, some for you and some for me, and doesn't lessen the pain at all)

(er)

(WHATEVER. I STILL FEEL YOUR PAIN. :P)

#ChaseForBookNine

Snow said...

"Tattoos are tattoos because they have to come out of Canada on your arm"

AMAZING

also, by a strange twist of sleepless logic, Canada is in Tasmania

The Grave of a Coward said...

Oscar: *takes a deep breath*
*exhales*
We need to find out what happened last night.

Gary: I don’t think we want to.

Photo: I REALLY don’t want to, considering what I’m wearing.

Gary: And my hat.

Photo: Yes.

Oscar: Hat?

Photo: Gary has a Justin Timberlake hat.

Gary: And photos of kids who aren’t mine. In a wallet that’s not mine either.

Oscar: *slowly clambers to his feet*
*looks down at himself*
*begins to tremble violently*
I need a moist towelette.

Gary: I think you need more than one, Oz.

Oscar: *looks stricken* Where’s Doctor when I need her!?
She ALWAYS has moist towelettes!
*a look of shock and horror crosses her face*
We can’t let her know about this, you understand? Never.
This stays between us. Just you, and I, got it?

Gary: Yeah.

Photo: And whoever saw us.

Oscar: Oh hell, people must’ve seen us drunk off our rockers last night . . .

Photo: Yeah . . .

Gary: That’s not good.

Photo: Do you think there were strippers?

Gary: That would explain Oscar’s pants.

Oscar: My pants?
*looks down*
. . . Ah. Leather.

Photo: Yeah.

Gary: Obviously, we have to kill everyone involved in what happened last night.

Photo: But we don’t know who they were, or where they are now!

Oscar: Maybe there were pictures.

Gary: Oh God, that’s the last thing we need! Pictures!

The Grave of a Coward said...

*his

Star Inkbright said...

*laughing* XD

@Snow: XD *hugs*
Yeah!
*laughs*

#ChaseForBookNine

Snow said...

:)

may i put that edited version on the quotes blog? i'll ay it's edited and all.

Star Inkbright said...

@Snow: Yeah. XD It's ace. :)
(The edited version, anyway. XD)

#ChaseForBookNine

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*stares at Anni* uhm

The Grave of a Coward said...

Photo: Okay, listen up.

Oscar and Gary: *listen up*

Photo: Obviously, we can never return to Canada. Ever.

Oscar: Agreed.

Gary: Actually, we’re not allowed to.

Photo: What?

Gary: It says so on my hand.

*in ballpoint pen*
*written on Gary’s hand*
*BEN KICKD OUT F CANDA DAM OZZ*

Oscar: So it’s MY fault?

Gary: Looks like it.

Photo: REGARDLESS!

Oscar and Gary: *shut up and look at Photo*

Photo: Regardless, we can never go back, and back at the leave, we’ll have all pictures, security camera footage, etc, completely erased.

Oscar: *nods*

Photo: Now, the three of us must make a very special pact NEVER TO EVER TELL ANYONE EVER, about what happened last night.

Gary: But we don’t even know what happened last night!

Photo: Then it should be an easy pact to keep.

Snow said...

it's up XD

Star Inkbright said...

@Snow: Yaaaaay! :)

#ChaseForBookNine

Snow said...

DAMN YOU ANNI!! I'LL BE BACK!!! (to read the RP later)

I HAVE TO GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *hugs all*

Star Inkbright said...

Fours, Snow! :(

#ChaseForBookNine

The Grave of a Coward said...

Photo: *cuts open his palm with a pocketknife*
*it’s not his*
*the engraving says ‘Bubba’*

Gary and Oscar: *cut their hands open with the same knife*

*all three of them put their right hands together*

Photo: I solemnly swear never to ever tell anyone ever about what happened last night.

Oscar and Gary: I solemnly swear never to ever tell anyone ever about what happened last night.

Gary: Especially Doctor Precocious, because she’s marrying Oz for some reason.

Photo: Especially Doctor Precocious, because she’s marrying the boss for some reason.

Oscar: Especially Doc- Hey!

Gary: Gotta do it, Oscar, it’s for the good of the team.

Oscar: *sighs*
Especially Doctor Precocious, because she’s marrying me for some reason.

Photo: *nods curtly*
Well done, men. I’m proud of you.

Gary: May I have my pants back?

Photo: No.

Gary: Why not?

Photo: Then I’ll be wearing sexy lingerie in the middle of a field of snow!

Oscar: So?

Photo: It’ll be COLD!

Oscar: You can wear my pants.

Gary: Then what’ll YOU wear?

Oscar: I’ll wear YOUR pants.

Gary: But then I'll have no pants!

Oscar: You’re a primarily ice-using elemental. You can deal with wearing no pants.

Photo: It’s true.

Gary: *sighs*

Star Inkbright said...

*laughs* :)

MSD STILL

#ChaseForBookNine

The Grave of a Coward said...

*all three of them look around at the expansing field of snow*

Photo: . . .

Gary: . . .

Oscar: . .

Photo: . . . How do we get home?

THE END

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