(I'm not exactly sure WHERE this image came from. Andrew, from my agent's office, sent this to me this morning. Haven't a clue where he found it, but it is AWESOME.)
Hullo there.
It's my 38th birthday.
First of all, thank you for all the birthday wishes I've been reading online. You care, you really care... sniffle... It almost made up for the fact that I will have no birthday cake today, and I have no one to sing me happy birthday. But that's fine. That's okay. I was woken up this morning by a birthday text, which would have started my day off with a smile were it not for the fact that the text was from O2, my phone provider...
Even so, thank you, O2. It's nice to know you care.
Before you feel TOO sorry for me, I celebrated my birthday last Saturday, when we combined it with a Halloween party because three of my nieces will be down the country on Halloween night. So, y'know... my birthday was hijacked by three princesses and a pirate. But that's fine.
So, what did I GET for my birthday? I shall tell you. I got a remote controlled toy car! From my brother and sisters! They got me a remote controlled toy car! Yes! They did! For no reason! For no reason I can possibly comprehend, they got me a remote controlled toy car! Thank you, brother and sisters! Just what I've always wanted but could never put into words! Joy of joys!
So, after picking myself up from the floor, it was my mother's turn to give me the present from my folks. It was a shirt! A shirt! A blue shirt! But not just any kind of blue shirt! A blue denim shirt! DENIM! The most awesome material you could possibly make a shirt FROM! A blue denim shirt!
Truly, I am blessed. It's not like when their birthdays come around I buy them computers or TVs or designer handbags. Nope. That's not what happens at all.
So you wait, my family! You just wait till your birthdays roll around again! You cannot BEGIN to guess what WONDER of a present I shall be buying you!
Joy of joys!
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Hellooo!
Hey Ieni!!
*hugs*
How're you??
HI IENI!
The blog has updated itself. Not for the better
either. At least, not that I can see.
Heylo! I see no difference in the comments...
Hello, Ieni.
I'm okish, NJ. You?
Hi L.! *hugs*
Hey Star, Hey NJ *hugs*
I'm really good actually, but I'm hungry! I want my dinner..
I haven't noticed any change..
Letting my mum borrow the computer for 5 mins. Be back!
I do!!!!!
Could just be my phone, but whatevers. On your electrical device, doesn't this paragraph extend out to the sides?
No?
Oh, and HI KEZ!!!
*side?
No...
But I'm on my laptop, so who knows?
I am tired and thankful the week is over!
Apart from that good :)
Okay Ieni :)
Hey Kestrel!!
*hugs*
How're you??
GRRR. Pleeeeeeease don't say it's *presses enter*
just my phone messing about again. It's *enter*
already stopped me from commenting *enter*
earlier today.
I'm great! Besides the fact that I have to write 1800 words today...
BUt I found a website where I can watch Doctor Who for free, so yeah.
*clears cache and waits to see if anything changes*
Awesome Kestrel!!
Nah. Not fixed. Never mind, I'll live.
Star, yeah I saw.
This is an attempt to figure out if the comments are messed up or if it is just Star's phone. Please disregard this comment unless you are, I dunno, bored or something.
Yeah Star, it's your phone.
NJ, I now have a highly irrational fear of blinking, statues, and darkness.
Hello, Kes!
I'm really distant because I'm writing and because Sparky is distracting!
Doctor Who for free? Awesome. Although, couldn't
you have used YouTube? *answers self* They don't
nessessarily have every episode. *reanswers self*
True.
That's not so good.
Mind you, anytime I see a statue now, I am very cautious.
No, YouTube has all the episodes separated in parts, and sometimes some parts on not there, and it takes forever to find them.
For my fifteenth birthday (which is in eleven
months :P), I want a new phone.
:( Stupid YouTube.
For my twelth(in April) I want A phone.
http://www.yourtvseri.es/series/doctor-who/episodes/ (And then you chose the episode and select VK free)
Wait, I AM fourteen, right?
*thinks* Yup. I am.
*laughs*
I'll be 17 next September :D
Hey Kallie!!
*hugs*
How're you??
Kal! *hugs* 'Ello.
I'm sixteen in November.
Brandon promised me this morning that he'll take me to Dublin for my eighteenth. XD
I'll probably not even know him by then but whatever. It's a nice thought! ;D
Brandon?
Well, I got my phone for my twelf birthday. :)
I'm leaving that typo in so you can marvel at the ridiculousness of my word-associating brain.
I never actually WANTED a phone. Until I joined the blog, I rarely used it either. I was very odd.
My sister wants a phone but my mum won't let her have one till she's twelve coz I got mine when I was twelve. I feel guilty about the fact that she has to wait because of me and my oddness of not wanting electrical devices. :P
Brandon is one of my many exes.
I got my first phone in Y6. Ice had 7 phones in total, I think... ^^
I've*
Damn typos...
I've changed my mind. I like my phone. I've got it set up just the way I want it. Scrolling from side to side isn't too much of a bother. Getting a new phone would create a load of work to transfer data and adjust to it. I'm happy with this phone.
I got my first phone when I was... Some Age, I don't even remember. I think I was Primary 6 or Primary 7
Oh.
Star, the only reason I really want a phone is because I am basically the only person in my classes without one, and it's awkward. (Have you ever noticed that awkward is an awkward word?)
I'm back! I ended up having dinner as well....
Sorry, NJ, I didn't ask how you were :/
I got my first phone when I was 13 a few months ago. And it's probably one of the worst on earth. I keep it hidden...
I've had one phone, and I've had it for two years and exactly fourty days. :)
Hang on. Do you spell fourty fourty or forty?????
I think it's fourty. It must be. Looks odd though.
It's forty ;P
We Americans spell it forty, I think everyone else spells it fourty.
It's okay Ieni :P
It should be Fourty IMO
But it's Forty
Oh yeah, Ieni, I've seen that it is ok to call you Leni now,is that true?
I wasn't bothered about looking cool in my primary school becauze they thought I was weird whatever I did.
In year six they began singing this song about a non-existant homework club of mine and I STILL have people singing it, even though it's three years later. I keep having to explain that I never had a homework club. Grrr.
Bb in 15.
Star, it's spelled forty.
Also, everybodyyyyyyyy...
Cann anyone think of any names that are Hunger Games-ish?
Okay Star!
*hugs*
Bye!
I don't care about looking cool, I care about being able to communicate and getting people to shut up with the "You don't have a phone?!" *mouth drops open* bit. It gets annoying.
Can*
Loki doki, Star.
L., like person names?
Yes, Kes. Names for people. :3
Hey Kallista, Hey Kestrel! *hugs*
Yeah, it is, because Derek said Leni. But it's still an 'I', however much it looks like an l;p
I'm not supposed to text my friends - it's only to contact my mum if I need to. When people ask what phone have I got I mumble something about it being taken off me for being grounded. And I don't even get grounded...
Still need to watch Waterloo Road from yesterday and I'm going to miss Merlin tommorow :(
+ Hi Luciana! *hugs*. Sorry I missed you out, I didn't see your comments before:(
*Bangs self on head for stupidity*
*sighs* I gotta get going for a bit.
Bye Everyone
*hugs*
I KNEW fourty looked weird. :P
I'm such a dolt.
Bye NJ!
L., hmmmm...
hmmmm....
Bye NJ!
Dinner, bbs.
Bye Star!
Why is everyone leaving? :O
Bye Star!
I have to go too, otherwise I'll never get this writing done. Bye!
Bye, whoever left.
Bye Kestrel!
Yeah, I know, I had mine 20 mins or so ago :)
How are you Kallista?
How are you Luciana?
I'm... Sure I'll be fine.
How are you, my dear?
I'm great! And it's half-term! *yay*
Lots of lying in bed really late days and doing fun stuff and POLOS!
*refuses to think about the homework for half-term*
Hope you get better soon Kallista :)
And hope your problems go walkies Luciana :)
*smiles slightly* Yeah... Me too... They won't, though... Problems don't just disappear, sadly... :(
I was happy ten minutes ago.. :s
Ah..well...
And I didn't say they'd disappear, I just said they'd go walkies for a bit ;)
Gah, fingers are cold!
Okay, bye Kallista!
*munches cupcakes happily*
*offers one to Luciana*
HELYO.
Here for ten minutes. Then rockclimbing. Hope I have Max as an instructor. I know Max. Will and Ollie are newish. Plus Ollie has an annoying name. All Ollies do. Whenever someone says "Ollie" I always think they're saying Holly and look round, because Holly's my name.
Hey Star!
*offers a cupcake Kallista left*
They're tasty :)
Have fun rockclimbing when you go:)
I might have to disappear soon, if my dad needs the computer...but I don't have orchestra tonight, so I might be back on:)
Not coming on the next 3 days probably though:(
Ich bin auch kalt.
Aw. :( Never mind. And thanks, btw.
*noms in cupcake* They ARE tasty. :(
Gtg, fours!!!
Bye Star! Me no speak German...my friend tried to teach me it today..but it kinda epically failed...
I'm back, but will be EXTREMELY distant and msd.
Anyone want to read this thing I'm writing?
*rubs eyes*
We had a HUGE party in school today.
My GOD, was it crazy.
All I remember was... was Gangnam Style and... coke and 7 up...
Urgh.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEREK! OMG!
:D :D :D :D
DEREK! *clap clap clap* DEREK! *clap clap clap*
... My God, I need a life.
MARA!!!!! *hugs*
KESSIE!!! *tacklehugs*
Names... Opinions, please!
District one -
Female Tribute: Emeralda
District two -
Female Tribute: Livi
Male Tribute: Tiff
District three -
Female Tribute: Sparx
Male Tribute: Nim
District four -
Female Tribute: Rivia
District five -
Female Tribute: Sei
Male Tribute: Alpha
...
District ten -
Male Tribute: Jesse
District eleven -
Female Tribute: Lula
Please be honest with your opinions of them. It is a HG fanfic, remember! And if you have any ideas please let me know! ^.^
That's so cool Luci! :D
They sound good!
BYE BBL PPLZ!
Text talk doesn't really suit me...
Mara, you could say that...
My head hurrrrrttttssss...
I should probably e-mail Em...
Em is wonderful and amazingly awesome!<3
Hmm...
Ok, I'll be here but distant. I might be here for a while since I'm waiting for Sparx and Zath to get up because I wanna talk to themmmmmmmm. XD
Aussies be coming soon! If they decide to wake up...
Hello, Zaf! :D
Aussies won't be on for another couple of hours. Not even Sparx is up, yet. ^.^
Oh yeah the Aussies hide....hehehe we had this Funny Accented guy from Australia teaching us as a sub....
Me: Funny-Accented-Minions...Derek
I think you know i asked him if he met Derek, he said he didnt but a cousin did
6:50am in Sydney. 6:20am in Adelaide.
That's all I know. :3
HiKallie!!!
*eats cookie* im fiine
I had a moment, i got a package in the mail
Me: Derek wrote back to us?! *tears open box* oh....its my Kindle.....
Imagine this with the voice used for "This is Halloween" (it's a song)
Halloween is coming to our door,
The ghouls and ghosts demand for more,
The witches and wizards cast their spells,
The hunchbacks and gargoyles ring their bells,
The vampires hunt in the night for a snack,
The swords and weapons clang and smack,
The monster under your stairs comes out for a feast,
The children get taken by the beast,
The werewolves howl and pout,
Goblins scowl and frown,
This is the night for monsters to run around,
Always stealthy, making no sound,
The bones of skeletons clatter and form,
Some prefer you cold, some prefer you warm,
In this town of nightmares and no sleep,
Runs the monsters of Halloween!
I wrote it myself. Like it?
I like it xD
I have Muse in my headdddd. D:
Good job I LOVVVVVVEEEE Muse! XD
*nods*
my old broke so i got a new one, i still think i win for most blonde moment.
DEREK DID YOU GET A LETTER FROM MYSELF AND 2 AMERIMINIONS???
How are you all, anyway?
Another lyric I have just thought about.
The whirls and winds will chill your bones,
The headless horsemen hurtle their sticks and stones,
The zombies moan and groan,
The mummies boast and then they gloat,
About their immortality and your fatality,
The corpses face the world and their reality,
Just need to stick that in somewhere.
Proud i got the heat on and the house isnt on fire
My new version.
Halloween is coming to our door,
The ghouls and ghosts demand for more,
The witches and wizards cast their spells,
The hunchbacks and gargoyles ring their bells,
The vampires hunt in the night for a snack,
The swords and weapons clang and smack,
The monster under your stairs comes out for a feast,
The children get taken by the beast,
The werewolves howl and pout,
Goblins scowl and frown,
This is the night for monsters to run around,
Always stealthy, making no sound,
The bones of skeletons clatter and form,
Some prefer you cold, some prefer you warm,
The whirls and winds will chill your bones,
The headless horsemen hurtle their sticks and stones,
The zombies moan and groan,
The mummies boast and then they gloat,
About their immortality and your fatality,
The corpses face the world and their reality,
In this town of nightmares and no sleep,
Runs the monsters of Halloween!
Well
We coloured in Honors xD my teacher said we suck at English (we do) so she gave us extra credit to draw
I'm watching Doctor Who.
...
I'm going to go...
I may as well. It's not as though anyone seems to care I'm here...
I don't care.
I don't know why I'm still here, to be honest...
Bye...
I in the living room comfy i cant watch the last Doctor Who episode without waterworks beginning
Bye!!!Have a good day!
Luce come back
Please!
Please
Quite creepy, this episode.
Must watch now, good bye. And for the heck of it, I'm posting my song/poem again.
Halloween is coming to our door,
The ghouls and ghosts demand for more,
The witches and wizards cast their spells,
The hunchbacks and gargoyles ring their bells,
The vampires hunt in the night for a snack,
The swords and weapons clang and smack,
The monster under your stairs comes out for a feast,
The children get taken by the beast,
The werewolves howl and pout,
Goblins scowl and frown,
This is the night for monsters to run around,
Always stealthy, making no sound,
The bones of skeletons clatter and form,
Some prefer you cold, some prefer you warm,
The whirls and winds will chill your bones,
The headless horsemen hurtle their sticks and stones,
The zombies moan and groan,
The mummies boast and then they gloat,
About their immortality and your fatality,
The corpses face the world and their reality,
In this town of nightmares and no sleep,
Runs the monsters of Halloween!
I dedicate this page to OTIA (Operation Take Over America) on Sunday!!! We will finally attack....this will. Happen!!! There is nothing you can do to stop us!!!!!! Beware Bisahalani your master (Derek) shall be powerless against us!
On happier note, I dedicate to snow. I like snow, its pretty and white. Reminds me of Christmas. I love Christmas too :)
Its up???!!!! Wheres the DAMNED Iriminion
*has pitch fork*
boo, people.
Hi Thrust
Yuuup Emerald Melody's arrest is ordered for...mental assult (i made a new law shush it)
*runs in triangles*
oooh where is anyone
DEREK ANSWER ME PLEASE!!!! Ill set Serphina on you...
Sure!!! You can! Thats fine :)
Good she rightfully deserves it how DARE she kill off Drew
OMGG my wrist is randomly hurting so bad. And it isn't even my wrist that usually starts hurting. It's my other one. My right one. *moans* Owwww . . .
Btw, it was snowing half an hour ago. :)
And NO, before you ask, I haven't been cutting it or anything. My wrists are just mean and sometimes decide to hurt.
Oh, and HI!
Definetly
Thank you, Kal. My wrist must have listened to you because it now appears to be fine. *narrows eyes suspicously at it* It'll probs start hurting again in a minute, though. :(
I've decided I like the cold. Makes it feel so ENGLANDY. :)
Snow is do beautiful. Until it's been around a week or more and you're sick of it. XD
After a lot of snowyness when the snow's mostly faded, everything always looks so GREEN . . .
*so
Well, if I can understand you, WHAT DO TYPOS MATTER? :P
HEHEHE
HELLLOOOOOO WOOOOOORLD
HELLO MY BLOGLAND FULL OF PSYCHOPATHS!!!!!!
I have to admit... this is a lot better than what Zaf had me in lol
But you can't arrest me for killing a character lol that's like arresting Derek for killing Kenspeckle, you just wouldn't lol
Eh but Derek is....Derek
Sorry I poofed, my internet failed. :(
HI EM!
Wbd, trying to switch browsers. I'm sick of mine and its errors.
*wriggles free from Kallie*
Still...
I'm sure you can make some huge appeal that will just fall on deaf ears.
No one really cares about Drew... really lol
*tackles* no escaping
Well it is just a story...
It's not like I'm on Derek's level of interaction with fans and I have a whole minion army crying at me...
It's just a story...
Derek should get his Irish self on
NOOOOO. I am THIS CLOSE to getting Google Chrome, but MY STUPID PHONE WON'T LET ME PRESS THE INSTALK BUTTON!
This is Star, btw.
I'm gonna go...
I think I've upset Kallie.
I hate coming on here when I'm feeling like this.
I'm sorry guys.
Bye x
HELL. Now apparently this item is not compatiable with my device. *glares*
DON'T GO EM!!! Kallie's just joking around!!!
Hi! This is me on my new web browser. Does it work?
AHA, IT WORKS. :)
There was one odd moment where I thought it wasn't gonna be on the popup window, and there was one disastorus moment with the zoom, and I can't scroll very quickly, but I'm sure I'll be fine. Question: should I just use this browser (Opera) from now on, or should I try the other one the Android market offered me (Dolphin)?
*smiles* I like Opera.
I miss my supersnappt scrolling, but still.
Zaf scared
*supersnappy
Same old keypad with same old typos, however. :)
Should I try dolphin?
. . . Yeah, why not?
Why, Zaf?
I am going to get hit by a hurricane and its gonna be BAD
Ah. Uh. Um. Yes, bad.
SO. This is dolphin. So far it is more problematic and I can't access my old bookmarks, but it's similar to my old browser and has the pinch zoom thingy . . .
OMGG dolphin is so like my old browser.
. . . So similar, in fact, that my old browser has to be considored better coz that has all my bookmarks.
I think, if I can adapt to Opera, I'll use that. Time to uninstall Dolphin now.
Ooh. I changed the setting to Single Column View and the blog went all weird. :P
Alright. It's a minute past midnight. Star tired. Fours.
Whoo hoo, my dress to be Val during the Requiem Ball got here :D
Hi all! Zaf, the hurricane is hitting us at the moment. So far it's not too bad, but it IS supposed to get worse by the time it hits you.
I'm so awesome XD
Sure, sure. I'll admit, however, that your interpretations of Skil and Kitana were fantastic.
I had a dream about Skulduggery, the strangest one yet. I can't really explain it properly, but I was watching the movie for the Faceless Ones, and my dad found it amusing enough. But it was completely different to the story, and my brain fooled me into thinking that was how the story went. At one point Valkyrie was the skeleton.....but that sirted itself out quickly. There was a woman, and in the waking world I realize it was the Sea Hag with a much prettier face. My dreams are so sneaky. Anyway, there was some serious Hagduggery going on, and I was a bit weirded out. A little boy asked the Sea Hag if she was Skulduggery's girlfriend, and she said, "Something like that." I was freaked, so googled "Skulduggery and (whatever they called her in the movie) Romance?" and I found a video of the pair dancing at a disco. Then there was an alternate ending where China arrived at the place. SHE WAS SO UGLY! And then my dad complained that I wasn't watching the movie, so I had to race through an airport to return a jacket to my cousin. Then I met Emerald, and she was writing the script for the Dark Days movie, and my mum was arguing that Dusk had short straight hair, not curly hair.
I woke up and thought "What the frollick?" but then I remembered that that was the first Skulduggery dream I had had in months.
Yesssssssssssss. ;)
Hey Eve! That is...interesting?
*Is too excited for own good* Apparently my favorite Wattpad author is getting a book published for real! Awesomesauce! AND my parents have already gone to bed, so I can watch Vampires in Venice soon!
Hafta make sure that they're actually asleep though, so they don't walk in on me.
Gtg, bbs
Nevermind, here for another half/hour.
Are either of you still here?
I'm walking in the room, strutting myself and getting my groove.
Happy birthday, Derek!
*Huggles*
Happy Birthweek!
*appears*
Only one comment to make sure you know I'm still alive:
I hate summer.
*disappears*
AND NOW I'M ON MAXIM.
Which shows the profile pics better than Opera.
COME ON!!! SOMEBODY COME ON!!!
I'm on! Hi Star!
Msd and distant though, but here while I can be. :)
HI LAV!!!!!!!!!
HI STAR!!!!!!
HELLO.
HELLO LUSCATHIO.
Mornings are Aussiminion time, and yet we have none on? :/
Hi L!
My mum's gone fishing with work this morning. I have a feeling they're all gonna freeze to death.
She's a youth worker, btw.
HELLO, STAR.
HELLO, LAV.
I'm e-mailing a couple of Aussies. But they don't come on the blog very often, anymore. :(
:(
Emaing is SUPERBO but it isn't the same.
PROBLEM. My new browser appears to not like YouTube.
I know.
But getting to talk to them is amazing, for me. They're two of my favourite people in the world. :3
I always miss them when they're not here.
...
Now I have Nyan Cat in my head...
I'd like to come more often, but I'm still not supposed to be here... So I sneak...
I agree, Star. Emailing isn't the same as being here.
So, Maxthon has gone down in my esteem. Back to Opera.
I hope you find a browser that doesn't have problems, Star.
NOOO! IT'S SUNNY! WANT SNOW, WANT SNOW!!
Lovely sunshine, though.
Here is . . . Well, I'm more random here, and you can talk to multiple people at the same time, and for all my internet problems, my browser apps are better than my stupid email app, functionality-wise.
SUNSHINE LOLLYPOPS, RAINBOWS EVERYTHING duh duh duh TOGETHER
Oh, every browser app has problems. It's finding one that has problems which don't really affect me. But thanks. :)
*points at Nix and screams* AUSSIMINION! AUSSIMINION! LOOK, OVER THERE! A REAL LIVE AUSSIMINION! OR A REAL DEAD AUSSIMINION! WHATEVER!
SLAUGHTERHOUSE!!!
HELLO, NIX.
oh god
Not the rainbows
*hides*
Oh, great! I thought you were all gone. :)
*points at Eve and screams again* ANOTHER AUSSIMINION! OMGG THERE'S TWO OF THEM! *passes out*
HELLO EVE!
OI! I AM MY OWN INDIVIDUAL, AND WILL NOT BE PUT IN A GROUP LIKE SOME-
OH MY GOD, IT'S A BIRD
*wakes up, sees the two Aussiminions are still there, screams and passes out again*
*waves a purple banana over Star's face* Wake up!
HELLO, LUCY ANNA!
*wakes up* Divide divide divide, right, Nix?
*throws a pillow at the bird*
Why did I do that?! I'm such an idiot!
I jinxed myself.
*sigh*
Now I'm in trouble.
Gotta go.
Hi Eve and Nix. Bye everyone.
. . . Fours, Lav. Hope that whatever problem that just occured goes away soon. :/
Bye Lav
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