Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Happy Birthday to Meeeee


(I'm not exactly sure WHERE this image came from. Andrew, from my agent's office, sent this to me this morning. Haven't a clue where he found it, but it is AWESOME.)


Hullo there.

It's my 38th birthday.

First of all, thank you for all the birthday wishes I've been reading online. You care, you really care... sniffle... It almost made up for the fact that I will have no birthday cake today, and I have no one to sing me happy birthday. But that's fine. That's okay. I was woken up this morning by a birthday text, which would have started my day off with a smile were it not for the fact that the text was from O2, my phone provider...

Even so, thank you, O2. It's nice to know you care.

Before you feel TOO sorry for me, I celebrated my birthday last Saturday, when we combined it with a Halloween party because three of my nieces will be down the country on Halloween night. So, y'know... my birthday was hijacked by three princesses and a pirate. But that's fine.

So, what did I GET for my birthday? I shall tell you. I got a remote controlled toy car! From my brother and sisters! They got me a remote controlled toy car! Yes! They did! For no reason! For no reason I can possibly comprehend, they got me a remote controlled toy car! Thank you, brother and sisters! Just what I've always wanted but could never put into words! Joy of joys!

So, after picking myself up from the floor, it was my mother's turn to give me the present from my folks. It was a shirt! A shirt! A blue shirt! But not just any kind of blue shirt! A blue denim shirt! DENIM! The most awesome material you could possibly make a shirt FROM! A blue denim shirt!

Truly, I am blessed. It's not like when their birthdays come around I buy them computers or TVs or designer handbags. Nope. That's not what happens at all.

So you wait, my family! You just wait till your birthdays roll around again! You cannot BEGIN to guess what WONDER of a present I shall be buying you!

Joy of joys!


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Raven Astracae said...

What?
Daddy used to make tea for mummy all of the time.
*smiles*
Nawww, you're all blushy. Now you're a tomato.

Raven Astracae said...

(I'm bored, but only a little now, so I'm mostly good.

Good to hear you're good. (((((: )

Kaden Pix said...

I do not have a date I'm just...just EMBARRASSED yeah
*so you want a cookie or not or cheesecake I got passion fruit cheesecake in the fridge
*grabs cheesecake*
*cuts a massive slice*

Raven Astracae said...

Don't get all shouty, Mr Tomato-Head.
Can I please have a cookie?

Raven Astracae said...

(No, you haven't.

Did you draw that yourself?)

Kaden Pix said...

Okay hands a plate
*forgetting to warn that they are piping hot*
Your parents.... How are they?

Raven Astracae said...

Thank you.
*opens the oven door with her foot and bends over to pick up a cookie*
*drops the plate of the floor and pulls her hand to her chest when she picks up the cookie*
Ow..

Raven Astracae said...

(Ah well. I really like your profile picture anyway, it's very pretty.)

Kaden Pix said...

Sugar so sorry show us your hand
*pulling out first aid kit*
Does it hurt?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(El is an amazing artist. I bet she could draw that if she tried.)

Raven Astracae said...

*looks at him confused*
*runs her hand under cold water*
You don't need to fuss over it.
*frowns*
I've broke your plate.

Kaden Pix said...

(Hey silente,How are you?)

Rosalind Turner said...

The scene begins somewhere in rural Indiana, where an abandoned pickup truck sits by the side of a highway. All the tires are flat, including the spare, and all the windows have been shattered. The hood has been torn off, and various auto parts litter the road and surrounding farmland.

A horrible accident? No, even the casual passerby who knew very little about cars would have to think that this destruction is far too thorough to have happened by coincidence. Of course, at this time of night, this far out in the country, there aren't likely to be any passersby, not until tomorrow morning, bright and early.

Before we start on how the truck was uncovered, however, let us begin at the beginning, with how the truck came to be by the side of the road in the first place. The beginning, as it happens, is the story of a seventeen-year-old girl named Lizzy.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(*hugs El back and smiles* unlucky.

Hey KA, hey Raven.)

Kaden Pix said...

Do not worry raven, Ah I rember stealing that 5 years ago of an American pirate after he trashed my boat I stole his boat aswell
*pulls out photo album and shows the boat*

Audra Traum said...

*laughs at Elleni*
Smooth.

*watches Run (do you mind if I call you that?)*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Hey Runner Bean. Hey Dreams.)

Raven Astracae said...

(Hello Silente.)

*turns off the tap and uses a towel to dry her hands*
*cringes a little bit and mumbles ow under her breath*
*uses the towel to pick up a cookie with her good hand and put it on the bench to cool off*
Stealing is bad Kaden. It's mean.

Kaden Pix said...

Raven lets go hunting
*opens fridge pulls out rifle*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Here here.)

Anonymous said...

http://cabbagesandlexicalgaps.blogspot.sg/
:)

Audra Traum said...

Hello Silent Storm.

Hello Elleni, pleasure to meet you.

Hear hear, I quite like dreams.
Traum is German for dream :)

Kaden Pix said...

(Silente do you want to come out hunting with me)

Audra Traum said...

Fay, are you in Singapore? I'm sorry if that is incorrect or you do not want to share your location, it is simply the fact that the ending of the link is sg and I'm curious about the different endings or URLs.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Storm Dream.)
(@KA um...I'm half asleep right now..)

Kaden Pix said...

(I understand)

Anonymous said...

@Audra: Yep, I'm in Singapore. :)
Why do you ask?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(@KA sorry :/ shouldn't even be awake really..)

Kaden Pix said...

( it is all good :) )

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(*hugs KA* I haven't seen Mr sonic sound in a very long time. How are you?)

Anonymous said...

(testing)

Kaden Pix said...

( very good thank you how about you )

Raven Astracae said...

(Sorry for momentarily I had an extremely, mildly, barely important email to read and respond to.)

*stares at the gun and steps back*
*grabs hold of the counter hurting her hand in the process*
Can....you like....ummmmmm.....
*gets her thoughts in order*
Can you put the big scary, gun, firey, harmy, hurty, thing down?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(How is everyone else too?)

Audra Traum said...

The SG at the end of the url.
ie= Ireland
co.uk= UK
com= USA
au is Australia I think.
I just think it's cool how every country has their own ending.

Rosalind Turner said...

Lizzy's headphones are turned up a bit too loud. She knows it's bad for her ears, knows all the statistics of teenage hearing loss, but right now she doesn't care. She needs the music, like it were food or water. She needs it to block out the world around her, just for a while.

She walks down the street, past the place where--

"Lizzy! Hey! Lizzy!"

She turns up the volume another notch or two and quickens her pace. She doesn't want to talk to anyone, not here, not now, especially not after--

A hand on her shoulder. She shakes it off, dislodging one ear bud in the process. She can't pretend to ignore him now.

"What do you want, Owen." Her voice is devoid of emotion, but her icy gaze makes it clear that she would rather be anywhere else, talking to anyone else.

"Look, Lizzy, this is getting ridiculous. I know you're mad about September. I suppose you have every reason to be, but..."

"But what?" Lizzy practically spits out the words. "My house is empty, Owen, and you can thank yourself and that group of dirty, rotten, no-good troublemakers you call your friends."

Owen winces. "I haven't associated with Garth or Paul or TJ in months. What do you want me to do?"

"Go away." Lizzy answered instantly and held up a hand before he could say anything else. "You might not be friends with them any more, but you were friends with them when it mattered."

"Everyone makes mistakes!"

"Yes, and mistakes have consequences. In this case, those consequences were my parents, and I don't want anything like that to every happen again. Now go away."

...

Oops. I seem to have made an error. This is not, in fact, the beginning.

Kaden Pix said...

We only will shoot clay pigeons if you like
Absolutely harmless
*puts gun on table*

Rosalind Turner said...

(Runner bean? Alrighty then.)

Raven Astracae said...

I'm not a big fan of big, shooty, killy things.
*sticks her sore hand into her pocket*
Can we do something else?

Audra Traum said...

I apologize, I have to go. Goodbye

Raven Astracae said...

(*watches Run*
Wow. This is incredibly interesting.)

Raven Astracae said...

(Bye Audra.)

Kaden Pix said...

Your wish is my command what would you like to do?
* dissopointed not being able to hunt*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Bye Dream)

Raven Astracae said...

*smiles*
We could still go hunting...but maybe for something else. We could go hunting for pretty flowers, or baby elephants, castles made of gingerbread, or maybe even unicorns. But instead of killing them we can make friends with them. I don't know how to make friends with a castle, but maybe we'll make friends with the little elves that live there to keep the bread from going mouldy.
*smiles even wider*
Or maybe we could go on an adventure and fight crime without fighting anyone. Or maybe we could look for invisible cars, like the batmobile.
*looks to Kaden*
What do you say?

Kaden Pix said...

I know a remote castle we could go to it is ages away though.

Raven Astracae said...

Does it have fire breathing dragons?

Kaden Pix said...

There is one on the way there.
*starts packing a bag full of stuff*

Lavender Hope said...

Hello.
*is here but distant*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Hey sunshine)

Raven Astracae said...

Yay. I've never seen a dragon before, well, not a real one. Daddy had a book on dragons, mummy said it was nonense.
*watches as he packs*
What are you packing?

Raven Astracae said...

(Hello Lavender. Do you prefer Lavender or Hope?)

Kaden Pix said...

Basic survival stuff knifes tent do you mind sharing a tent?
Food guns you know the basics :)

Lavender Hope said...

Who's sunshine? Me? Cause that's the first time I've heard anyone say that.

Both is fine, Raven. :) But you can shorten Lavender to Lav if you want.

How are ye all?

Kaden Pix said...

(Good thanks how are you lav)

Raven Astracae said...

I don't want to catch cooties, but I don't need a tent. I sleep outside nearly every night anyway.
*frowns*
You don't need all those guns and knives. Do you have to take them? Also, once you're done can we walk to my place so that I can get some of my stuff?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(@Lav you're sunshine)

Raven Astracae said...

(Okay Lav. I'm good thanks, getting less bored every minute. How are you?)

Kaden Pix said...

Yeah we can i will save some room in my pack
*finish pack walks outside*
*runs back to the fridge and takes a case of beer*
Let's go

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Lavender Hope said...

I'm not sunshine...

I am... Having some family trouble, but other than that, I guess I'm okay...

@Raven: That's good you're not so bored anymore. :)

Also, I'm back in that room with horrible wifi. I hope they get it to work better...

Raven Astracae said...

*walks outside*
My place is...
*spins around*
that way.
It's only about 5 minutes from here.

Kaden Pix said...

You leed they way.
*starts walking behind raven*

Raven Astracae said...

(Oh, I'm sorry to hear that Lav, hope that you can sort it out.)

Lavender Hope said...

I hope so too, Raven... But I think it's out of my hands...

Raven Astracae said...

*keeps making abrupt turns ever couple of metres, just to confuse Kaden*
So, how did you find out about this castle? Are you a Prince? Do rule a kingdom? Oh my potatoes that's so cool.

Kaden Pix said...

No
Some strange freaky men tried to hang me there... Do not worry though I know that they are all dead

Raven Astracae said...

Being dead sucks.
*stops when they reach a little opening in the trees*
*walks into a massive field full of all different kinds of flowers*
This is home. Well not your home, my home.
*walks over to some tress where a bunch of her belongings are hanging*
*starts packing her bag*

Kaden Pix said...

Raven put your stuff in my bag
*Hands raven pack*

Lavender Hope said...

Sorry, guys. I'm a little tired, so I'm going to go and get a rest before helping with dinner. Hope you guys have fun role playing. :)

Bye!

Raven Astracae said...

(Hmmmmm...life's funny like that Lav.

Heya, Sil if you're still here and you want to, you could join the rp.)

Raven Astracae said...

(Bye Lav.)

No.
*hands the pack politely back to Kaden*
I'm a big kid, a small big kid. But I can carry my own stuff.
*finishes her pack by putting a compactable umbrella in her bag*

Kaden Pix said...

( is sil coming)
*hands raven a small knife*
Please raven just take it put it in your pack just incase please.

Raven Astracae said...

*takes the knife*
But I'm only using it to help pick nice flowers if I see any.
*smiles*
Ready?

(I don't know.)

Kaden Pix said...

Let's go
*starts walking *

Raven Astracae said...

*picks up two daisy chains off a tree branch and chases after Kaden*
*drops one on Kaden's head and one on hers*
So how far is this away? Like 12 months far or 2 hours far?

Kaden Pix said...

1 week probably I need to stop at the shop up the road

Inky Flame said...

Why am I up at 6:40 in the morning ?!

Raven Astracae said...

(Maybe because...I've got nothing.)

Ohhh. This will be so much fun.
*stops*
One small thing...

(If you want to join inky, feel free to.)

Kaden Pix said...

Be back in a second
*walks into a shop*
*comes out with a bow and stack of arrows*
You wear saying

Inky Flame said...

(Thank Rave *grins* I'll use Inky two because inky is trying to get ed back after she gave birth to a child because she was seduced by an incubus...
How art everyone)


*wanders in an sees Rave and Kaden* hey...

Kaden Pix said...

(Great thanks how about you inky)

Inky Flame said...

(Tired -.- but I won't be able to sleep again)

Raven Astracae said...

Kaden..
*frowns*
Stop picking up so many weapons. My one condition is you can't kill anything. No stabby stuff.

Kaden Pix said...

Hey inky come join us we are looking for a old castle.

Inky Flame said...

Ohohoh exciting *smiles* okay
*grins* hey Rave...wanna know a secret?

Kaden Pix said...

I am just protecting us and making sure we can have a meal

Raven Astracae said...

Yes come with us Inky.
*smiles*
Yes please.

Inky Flame said...

Thanks Kade...I'm a werewolf, I can protect myself and hunt
*to Rave * remember Felix?

Kaden Pix said...

We better pick up the pace we want to get a bit further before sunset.

Raven Astracae said...

Fine. But I'm not eating anything you kill.

Ummm...Big sword, cootie giving Felix?

Inky Flame said...

*nods* okay...I'll let you be alpha for this

Inky Flame said...

*to Rave* he's actually got a girlfriend now... *grins* 'mr I'm allergic to cute things' didn't you call him?

Raven Astracae said...

Yeah, he's no fun. Why people willingly contract cooties amazes me, but I'm very happy for him.

C'mon I'll race you to Kaden.
*sprints off*

Inky Flame said...

Hey! *runs after her using her werewolf speed to overtake her*
*shes faster than vampires *

Kaden Pix said...

*kaden in quick pursuit past raven and keeps going wondering if inky is racing *

Raven Astracae said...

*takes a quick look at Inky as she passes and shifts into a similar looking wolf*
*comes up to Inky's side*

Kaden Pix said...

Kaden turning around and bellowing a loud frequency pushing home well in front of inky and raven*

Inky Flame said...

* looks at her in confusion *
(I'm sorry but I'm going to try and sleep-_- I upset y boyfriend last night and I don't want to be grumpy this morning. Because of tiredness )

Raven Astracae said...

(Oh. Would you like us to pause the rp until you get back?)

Inky Flame said...

(No...you carry on ^.^ I don't know when I'll be back cause I had revision to do
Just pretend you lost track if inky )

Inky Flame said...

(No...you carry on ^.^ I don't know when I'll be back cause I had revision to do
Just pretend you lost track if inky )

Raven Astracae said...

(Okay. See you then.)

*reaches Kaden and shifts back*
*turns around*
Where'd Inky go? Ah, she's a werewolf, she'll be able to track us if she wants to.

Kaden Pix said...

We should set up camp on that ridge
* points to a high point*

Raven Astracae said...

*smiles*
Can you fly without making me deaf?

Kaden Pix said...

*pulls out ear plugs*
There you go.

Raven Astracae said...

Okay then lead the way.
*puts the ear plugs in*
*shifts into a raven*

Kaden Pix said...

*looks down and bellows*
Ahh no point of setting up a tent there will be no rain.

Raven Astracae said...

*catches up to Kaden after a little while*
*stretches out on some grass*
Dibs this patch of grass!

Kaden Pix said...

Shhh
*pulls out bow*
Shoots to two squirrels in quick succession *
Mmmm dinner
Let's start the fire

Raven Astracae said...

*glares at Kaden*
Okay.
*rifles through her bag and pulls out an apple*
*sits on the log*
Actually, I don't need the fire, so I'm not helping.
*bites her apple*

Kaden Pix said...

Ohh
*pulls out two small tubs and create a massive bonfire*
That's what I call a fire
*Making a spit for the squirrels*

Raven Astracae said...

Hmph.
Hmph, hmph, hmph.
*frowns*
Hmph.
*bites her apple*

Kaden Pix said...

What wrong now
?

Raven Astracae said...

Nothing.
*pauses*
Why are you so stabby and shooty?

Kaden Pix said...

I need to keep up my protein
*pause*
Why you so life is so important for everything and everyone

Raven Astracae said...

Because...
*thinks for a while*
because the alternative isn't very fun.

Kaden Pix said...

But to feed yourself is more important than a squirrel
*takes squirrels out of fire offers one*

Raven Astracae said...

( I like Raven too. That sounds egotistical, but it's not, because Raven is nothing like me and i guess all I want to do is bit a little bit more her. And I reckon if i was only a quarter as nice as her, I'd be 10 times more spectacular than I am now.

Hello Elleni.

You smiley face looks like it has this really big chin. I like that. )

Raven Astracae said...

What if I was a squirrel. Would you kill me.
*looks at the squirrel*
*shifts into one*
Sorry Kaden, I'm not into cannibalism.

Kaden Pix said...

Do not do that to me
*wondering if she is gonna leave*

Raven Astracae said...

(I'm a big supporter in the fight against chin deprivation. :)))) )

Raven Astracae said...

Do what Kaden?
*shifts back into a human*
Do you like eating cows too?
*shifts into a cow*
*shifts back*
Pigs?
*shifts into a pig and back*
I bet every thing just looks so delicious to you.
*pauses, out of breath from all the shifting*
I'm going to bed. Don't eat me in my sleep please.
*shifts into a squirrel and hides in her backpack*

Kaden Pix said...

( really I say anything to survive)

Raven Astracae said...

(Raven's a vegetarian. But I'm not. I love my meat...but i don't believe in them being killed unethically, or treated unethically. I like to think that as a family we don't buy into caging of animals or unethically farming methods.)

Kaden Pix said...

*Climbs into a high tree*
Good night nutty

Kaden Pix said...

(One arrow instant death no pain i think that is good I bileve in that in real life if you need to survive)

Raven Astracae said...

(Yeah, chin deprivation and animal rights, I feel like i
I'm making a significant contribution to the world.)

*curls up into a pouch of her back pack and falls asleep*
~Anything you want to do tonight or you can time skip to the morning~

Raven Astracae said...

(Yeah, chin deprivation and animal rights, I feel like i
I'm making a significant contribution to the world.)

*curls up into a pouch of her back pack and falls asleep*
~Anything you want to do tonight or you can time skip to the morning~

Kaden Pix said...

-skip

Raven Astracae said...

(Raven's voice, I haven't really, I only ever hear her voice in my head, so it doesn't sound like anything. Just words.)

Kaden Pix said...

( be back go to go to the loo

Raven Astracae said...

*wakes up before Kaden at about 5am*
*runs out of her backpack and shifts back into human form*
*smirks to herself*
*screams*

Kaden Pix said...

* jumps out of the tree*
*draws katana*
What's wrong?

Raven Astracae said...

Oh, no it's okay.
*smiles*
I just couldn't feel my arm and I was worried you'd gotten up for a mid night snack, but it's okay. It was just numb, must've slept on it the wrong way.
*grabs a carrot from her pack*
Morning.
*takes a bite*

Kaden Pix said...

Hahah your so funny {sarcasm}
Can I have a plum ?

Raven Astracae said...

(Raven's trying to get Kaden back.)

*frowns*
I'm saving my plum.
*pulls out another carrot*
Have a carrot.

Kaden Pix said...

I will find some Berrys on the way lets get going
*walks away*

Raven Astracae said...

(Okay. Raven was a squirrel when she went to sleep last night. She was proving a point, when she got up earlier than Kaden she decided to have a little bit of fun with him. She screamed to wake him up and then told him it was because she couldn't feel her arm for a moment and thought he might of eaten it when she was sleeping.)

Raven Astracae said...

*picks up her backpack and sprints after Kaden*
*holds out a plum*
Don't be upset. Please?

Kaden Pix said...

Thanks
*puts whole thing in his mouth*
*keeps walking*

Raven Astracae said...

Are you mad?

Kaden Pix said...

*spits out pip*
No
Stop
*stops quickly*
There is a tarp I think pass me a carrot

Raven Astracae said...

But I'm eating the carrot.
*frowns*
*picks up a stick and hands it to them*

Raven Astracae said...

*him

Raven Astracae said...

(Oh, sorry.)

Kaden Pix said...

{whisper}
On the ridge 2 of them
Carrot please

Raven Astracae said...

Nooooooo. I like carrots.
*hands him two sticks*
Look, now you have two sticks.

Kaden Pix said...

I need a carrot

Raven Astracae said...

*hides the carrot behind her back*
Why? Are you going to hurt someone?

Kaden Pix said...

{whispers }
Can I wound them?

Raven Astracae said...

No.
*turns and continues walking in the direction they were headed*

Kaden Pix said...

*pulls raven back*
*unsheathes katana*
*Hacks the bit of rope *
*two elves come flying*
DUCK

Raven Astracae said...

*watches the elves*
Oh my potatoes. Kaden. Do not hurt them or I swear to the Golden God.
*looks at them*
Hello Elf people. English do you speak?

Kaden Pix said...

*jumps and pin both of them down*
(Raven you control the elms please)

Raven Astracae said...

(Ooh Elf control..SO MUCH POWER BWHAHAHAHAHAHA)

Boris: Oi big guy. Get the hell off us.

Willow: We don't want any trouble.

Boris: *mumbles under his breath so that Kaden can't hear*
For now.

Raven: Oh my gosh Kaden what are you doing? Get off them. Now!

Kaden Pix said...

Why did you set up the trap?

Raven Astracae said...

Boris: What trap?

Willow: The one in front of them.

Boris: Oh my. That wasn't us. See we are being terrorised by a diffreent clan of elves. They've taken everything away from us.

Willow: *sniffles*
It's terribly upsetting, a lot of us a currently mushroomless.

Boris: We were on look out. We were just trying to protect our kids.

Willow: *breaks into tears and hugs Boris*
*smiles one she looks away*

Raven: *sits down*
How could you be so heartless Kaden. They've lost their mushrooms. Be nice.
*picks up the elves and puts them on her lap*

Kaden Pix said...

They are so dodge lets just keep walking
*picks up pack*

Raven Astracae said...

No. Help the elves. What are your names?

Boris: Well I'm Boris Fig and this is my wife Willow.

Raven: I'm Raven, and that's Kaden. He's a bit grumpy, got up a little too early.

Willow: Could you help up get just a little up hill. We're awfully tired.
*sniffles*
We've been up all night.

Raven: Kaden..can we please help them. PLEASE?

Kaden Pix said...

Fine
*moping back*

Raven Astracae said...

(I want pet elves.)

Raven Astracae said...

*picks up Boris and puts him on her shoulders and put Willow in her arms*
Which way.

Willow: Literally less the 500m up that hill.

Raven: C'mon Kaden we're walking up this hill.

Kaden Pix said...

*mopes all the way up the hill*

Raven Astracae said...

Raven: It's really sad what happened to your homes.
*looks around*
Is it somewhere up here?

Willow: Yeah.
*jumps off*

Boris: *does the same*
Wait here we're just going to get you a present.
*jumps down a hole with Willow*

Raven: They're nice aren't they?

Kaden Pix said...

No they are dodge I have got a bad feeling about this
*grips hand around Katana*

Raven Astracae said...

No. They're not you're dodgy.
*smiles as about 200 elves pop out of various holes in the ground*
Oh my gosh they have so many friends.

Boris: Look Raven. We're really hungry.

Raven: *cuts him off*
I have some food in my back pack.

Boris: Raven. You're not very bright so I'll spell this out for you simply.
*smiles*
We're going to eat you and Mr Grumpy Pants.

Raven: Just the two of...oh
*looks around to see that they are surrounded*
No, hurting them Kaden.
*smiles*
We'll help you find some...

Boris: Have at em.

Kaden Pix said...

*Kaden swiftly lunges and borris and slice his head clean of then pulling out a golden deserter eagle discharging 8 rounds kill 8 more then got jumped by three of them Kaden snaps ones neck before Kaden got over run.*

Raven Astracae said...

*stares in horror at the head on the ground*
Oh my potatoes.
*sits down on the ground and curls up into a ball, effectively allowing herself to be over powered*

*The elves move away from the two bodies and admire their handy work. Both Raven and Kaden have their hands and feet shackled with magic binding cuffs. Almost instantaneously the daisy chains on both their head wilt.*

Kaden Pix said...

Raven I will get us out of this
{shouts} get over here ha pussys 1 v 1 me I will destroy your entire blood line

Raven Astracae said...

*sits up and looks at her hands*
Kaden can you please just stop. just for one moment think about how I see things. You're not going to get anywhere by killing the lot of them, because if you kill all of them, you're going to alienate yourself from someone who's trying really hard to be your friend. Haven't you killed enough to prove your point? What is your point? That you're stronger than them? That you're the alpha male? I don't need you to protect me. I've done it myself long enough.

*The elves scatter back into the holes at Willow's command.*

Willow: We'll be back at sunrise for your trail.

Raven: See, we get a trail you big old crank butt. I'm sure they'll let us go.

Willow: It's not that sort of trail honey. See, all the leaders get together and decide how you die and who we feed you too. The smaller ones usually get cut up in animal food. Sweet dreams.

Raven: You too.

Raven Astracae said...

*trial

Kaden Pix said...

I need to kill em so I can get out of here please help me out please wait I got an idea
*loud whistle*
-Large dragon flock to my side-
He boy how are going I think you should get us some help but raven would have a better idea ask her.

Raven Astracae said...

Don't get snooty with me Kaden and don't kill them. Just use your magnificent and gracious dragon to fly out of here. I need to stay here and clean up your mess. You've killed 9 elves who you don't even know the names of and one you did. And you know what? You're in the exact same position as me, and look how many I had to kill. None.

Kaden Pix said...

So sorry raven get on my dragon I know a guy how can take off the shackles we will come back here and dig some graves for the elfs what do you say

Raven Astracae said...

No.
I say no.

Kaden Pix said...

What do you want to do get eaten or burnt to death huh?

Raven Astracae said...

Would be a much better end than to wind up getting eaten by you, or shot by you, or stabbed by you, or I don't know, tortured by you.
So yes. I want to be burnt to death, a happy end to a wonderful 13 years. I mean, I have now seen a dragon, seen elves. I got drunk with Inky, I've met vampires and werewolves and necromancers. Oh my. It would be an epic end to the Raven Chronicles, Episode 3.

Kaden Pix said...

Raven I would never hurt you please if you do not leave I will not leave either, so we both gonna die or what?

Raven Astracae said...

Maybe we deserve to die. you've killed people, I've killed a person. The circle of life.

Raven Astracae said...

(So true Elleni.)

Kaden Pix said...

(Can we finish them tomorrow(

Raven Astracae said...

(Why Golden God? Why?

Yeah Kaden, we sure can.)

Kaden Pix said...

(Cya later)

Raven Astracae said...

(Bye.)

Raven Astracae said...

(I'm from Australia, right down in Victoria.)

Raven Astracae said...

(Oh well, oops. Well, we went through a forest and then onto a ridge and then up a hill. So we're on the top of a hill about a one-day walk from the Blogland woods.)

Raven Astracae said...

(I really, like your profile picture. I keep zooming in and out of it while playing chariots of fire in the background. I'm obsessed.)

Lavender Hope said...

*wonders if there's anyone on now*
Just staying for twenty minutes though, so won't be able to talk long...

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

(Hello.


Yes, Silente, time skip.)

Lavender Hope said...

Right, more like ten. Oops.

Lavender Hope said...

Hi Soph!
*waves*

Are you anything other than depressed?

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

(Hello, Lavender. I am also a little pissed off at this moment in time but that is indeed normal. I am prone to depression and anger. Yourself?)

Lavender Hope said...

I'm okay.
*sighs*
Ten minutes really isn't enough time... Sorry, I'm going to have to go now. I'll be back later. See you!

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

(Goodbye Lavender.)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*presses against whoever's behind her*
*smiles and turns, gently kissing them*
Hey beauti-
*opens her eyes and sees its Lil not Beth*
AHHH
*presses back against Beth, clutching her chest over her heart*
Holy God's.

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

(Hello, Silente. *hugs her tightly* And thank you for preventing my neck being broken.)

Bethany: *hugs her, laughing* Morning, Silente.

Liliana: The sentiment is appreciated, vampire, but forgive me if I ignore it.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(*hugs tightly back* Of course i didn't let someone break your neck in your sleep.)

*blushes slightly, pressing more against Beth*
Morning Beth..Morning Lil..
*frowns*
Your lips dont taste very nice.

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

Liliana: That will be the demon blood.

Raven Astracae said...

I would like to dedicate the page to musicians who are standing for the right things. Musicians who were never in it for the money or the fame or any of that. Musicians who do everything for the fans and for their love of music. There's hundred of artists and bands out there who are like this but I want to highlight the Hilltop Hoods.

The Hilltop Hoods are a three piece Aussie Hip-Hop band that come from Adelaide in Australia. They are currently my music idols and sit up there on a podium with Derek Landy. So basically, they get the same level of worship as the Golden God. Anyway, Suffa, Pressure and DJ Debris are three musicians who I personally believe know what's up. They've always been in the industry because of their love for music and they respect their fans so much.

My accelerated English teacher had a friend who broke her leg a couple of months before their concert and she was so upset because there was only a mosh pit since it was at a small venue. So she tweets her story to the Hilltop Hoods and they tell her that she can still come and watch the show from side stage.

There's another story where this 15 year old boy had all their Cd's and vinyl's, everything and so he went to their pop-up shop to get it all signed. And so Suffa asks if he's missing anything from his collection and the boy says, that there was this vinyl that was never released and might not of existed that he wanted. And Suffa said he's look around and if he found a spare one, the boy could have it. So Suffa gets home and goes through his stash, finds out he has two of this vinyl, and sends it to the kid.

They are just so driven by their fans and have so much respect for the support that they are being given. In their song "I'm a Ghost" of their latest album, Walking Under Stands they have so many good lines that just perfectly some up what I'm trying to say.

Went from going through quotes in the liners
To being known for the shows on the fliers
Playing packed rooms, heading to the backroom
To cool down my face with some ice from the rider
Looking out to a crowd full of lighters
And the day those lights don't inspire us
You'll see me walking out, I'm a ghost, I'm gone

To me, in their chorus they're literally saying that if one day the fans don't inspire them, that if one day they feel nothing. They'll stop. Because they don't want to be anything that they weren't at the beginning.

Loose leaf writing worthless and torn up
If I could do these words justice
You'd see how much it's worth that I fought for
Every kid that never got one mention
Every little bit of love or affection
I'm done with pretending the sun is descending
And all good things must come to an end
Cause I swore to the day this is nothing more than a flawed entertainment biz
And I walk away with nothing
And let me tell you something
That's *coughbadwordbeginningwithf* more than I came in with

They also have this song just saying a massive f you to inequality. In "Speaking in Tongues, ft. Chali 2na" they spend 4:03 trying to make difference to the effed up world we live in.

I can't use words to explain how thankful I am for these guys being there. They have songs with lines that make me laugh so hard, they have songs that reduces me tears, they have songs that inspire me to good great things, and songs that I can sing when I beat my opponent and I just am so thankful that the fane hasn't gone to their heads. Because you see that a lot.

So I'm dedicating this page to the Hilltop Hoods and every other musician who is out there changing lives and standing for the right things.

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