Annie Graves may or may not have been helped out in the ideas department by a gent called David Maybury. The name sound familiar? I've developed a habit- especially in the short stories- of killing off the Maybury brothers in increasingly horrible ways, and the real-life David Maybury is now trying to get his own back. In Frankenkids, the poor boys who are the victims of the terrible Uncle Fraser are named Landy, and the older one is called Derek...
I'm not going to tell you what terrible fate befalls them. All I will say is that David Maybury better watch out. In the next short story, he's getting his head cut off.
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«Oldest ‹Older 1201 – 1400 of 4901 Newer› Newest»Reminds me ever so slightly of Derek's dedication...
I think that's on my wall, actually. *grins*
Yay!
Zaf, and now I suddenly want him to stop us.
I'll join and supply the base of operations but I'd like something in return.
What's Derek's ded.
You are very welcome.
Who will join OGDO?
?*
Mara, what is OGDO?
OGDO= operation get Derek online?
Ah.
I have two chapter stories I want to write. One of them is a skulduggery-related, and the other is non sp related, but it still is good.
Or should I just stick to short stories? I have no ideas for any, but I don't have to burden you with pleas to read the next chapter if i write full short stories.
go ahead, your pick:
A. SP-related
B. Awesome non-sp
C. None.
A or B.
I have to go, guys! Bye!
Yes.
*forms fist in happiness*
Bye Kessie.
Bye Kessie! Please update today!!!
Bye kes!
OPERATION GET DEREK ONLINE IS A GO!!!!
DEREKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!
DEREK JYST COME TALK MINIONS ARE LOOKING FOR YOU!!!
Bitches. They. See. Me. Rollin'. They. Hatin'.
Hey Flame.
Derek come on and pinky swear.
You didn't do it at the signing because my brother was getting embarassed.
And he pulled me away.
DEEEREK PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
I wonder is he on or are we talking to air?
*hangs on tree*
Please come on Derek!
I'd say we're talking to air.
N'aww he might just be at home as ee explode his conputer. Then he'll notice us yelling and he might go on to shut us up
Eden, there has been so many people trying to get in the book, he's not going to pick you, so SHUT up.
Yay, internet's back on *yay*
I reckon Derek might be staring at all these comments with an evil grin refusing to come online.
Derek Landy please come on,
At Kenpo Karate you are so strong
Awesome person right here
Please come on and spread the cheer
Derek Landy please come on
At Kenpo Karate you are so strong
*To the tune of Twinkle Twinkle*
Flattery works... ;)
Heya, Flame! *waves*
*Lowers head and walks to the corner*
DEREK I SWEAR IF YOU ARE DOING WHAT LENI SAID I WILL MURDER YOU ON HALLOWEEN NIGHT!!!!
*laughs at Eden*
Eden, imagine a unicorn flying through the sky singing Gangnam Style;3
Who likes my song? xD
I know i got no chance of getting in but i just wanna talk to Derek so, anymore would amaze me
* doesn't bother to look up*
Laugh all you want.
I like the song but the second line is a beat too long.
Oppan Skul-man style,
Ayhhhh, sexy ladies
Op-op-op-oppan Skul-man style.
Derek, pwease... Your minions wove you!
There's a drawing of that on google images.
* still doesn't look up*
*walks over to Eden* *hugs*
Are you okay? Please don't be sad.
Actually, I have a serious love/hate relationship with Derek.
I love him, but I hate him when he kills off my favourite characters AND KILLS THE BEST SHIPS
*smiles* But Derek is generally an amazing person. c:
Yes Derek we looove you. Come on!
And I get called Leni again -_-
*sulks*
*gets called a numpty by brother*
You know, Derek might just be mean and write one comment then just sit back on his spinny chair like an evil genius and do an evil laugh and watch us go mental over it.
Sout Koreans dancing doesn't cheer me up, it reminds me of how easy gimmicks get famous.
That would be him, see we learning Master Derek
Master Derek!!!!
Who called you Leni, um... leni?
SPINNY CHAIRS! YAAAAAAAAYYYYYY
OMGG.
Skulduggery on a spinny chair
And Val judging him
c r y i n g .
Valkyrie x Skulduggery = Brotp
Master DEREK!!!!
You forgot about his cat sitting on him or his keyboard.
I think that was why he gve tesseract a cat.
Ah...am I supposed to pretend it didn't happen?
Okay
*brain-wipe*
I have no idea what I was just talking about...
I have two chapter stories I want to write. One of them is a skulduggery-related, and the other is non sp related, but it still is good.
Or should I just stick to short stories? I have no ideas for any, but I don't have to burden you with pleas to read the next chapter if i write full short stories.
go ahead, your pick:
A. SP-related
B. Awesome non-sp
C. None.
Brotp?
Seriously, though
Can anyone else imagine Skulduggery at a rave?
Brotp???
A or B.
Definitely not C.
A
And out of A or B I pick A.
Hmmmmm
Otp means one true pairing.
But.. IT'S A TUMBLR THING.
MASTER DEREK I HAVE A CAT FOR YOUUUUUUU...
Okay.
DEREK I SUPPORT VALDUGGERY
).).)
|__|
AREN'T YOU GOING TO LAUGH AT ME????
Flame, my darling dear, what's the matter?
Flame, is that a... Banana tree?
I like the stories.
Especially help by tomatoesarefun or something like that.
Maralie, you don't hate on my ship I don't hate on your ship.
We're all one big happy fandom family, there's no space for shipping wars. :3
What do you mean ship?
DEREK I WILL SCREAM.
*screams*
Now I hurt my already-sore throat. Thanks a bunch, Derek.
Shipping on a ship shipping ships to Shipton... xD
I like Valduggery only if Derek permits it.
Relationshipping...
Some people just DO have a life..
Ok ok soooo.
Master Derek....must i use my explosives
Swear one these days there's gonna be Derek telling me no sharp or explosive objects
Oh Derek. Now I am upset.
*sulks in corner*
Pairing or ship, Eden are couples...
Like Chinduggery, Valduggery, Thrashgrace, Fleychyrie, Vaelan, Ghanith/Steak, Tanguine.
Things like that. XD
Clarabelle x Thrasher, tho. Asdfghjkl. Thrashgrace is adorable, too! <3
I have a life,
Just not a brilliant one.
Lucianna, my dearie, I have to write.
Zaf did Derek himself really demote you from grand mage?
Go first page of comments for this post.
I said YOU had a life, Eden..
Of course he did he gave it too Bisahalani.
*hugs Flame* :'( Awh, sweetie. I don't like it when you're not your hyper crazy amazingly brilliant self that I adore. :P
Okay, I definitely read that sentence wrong.
When Derek publishes his cameo
people are going to ship him.
THATll be funny
YAY! WRITING. :3
I love your writing, Flame.
Always gonna be your biggest fan;3
I can see it now Derek.
Yes Zaf, Thank you -_-... I saw that which is why I was asking. When did he actually do it, not just talk about it.
I hope Derek finds thenotes on Scarab...
Because Derek has too big an ego to make someone good I enough for him.
So it'll be Derek + Derek = Derek.
I, Have no idea. Assumming when KOTW was published 2 months ago?
Hmmmmmm
DEREK PLEASE. Pretty pretty please with a million Dkul-cakes on top?
A million, Derek. A million.
But he might've been thinking about it before hand.
*Skul
But KOTW wasnt released to the UK til about 2 months ago. So, therefore it was technically 2 months ago. Am I in a good mood? No, will I get revenge? Yes.
That's why we are forming OTOA.
I am so confused...
Derek Landy pleaaaaaasssssssseeeee I never chatted to you in Blogland before!!!!!!
DEREK, ONE OF MY ADMINNY PEOPLE WANTED TO KNOW..
How old is Skulduggery exactly?
Thanks for reading this, if you do. It'd be much appreciated if you could answer. Hope you're alright! :3
You saw me in Cork though. And Kildare. Cork tjis year, Kildare last year. With my friends Bill and Ciara last year, and Bill, Ciaran and Alice this year.
We were first in line in Kildare. Weren't so lucky in Cork.
While we were in the line, Ciaran got excited and dropped his iPod. Needless to say it cracked.
He still blames you, y'know.
DEREK PLEASE COME ON I NEED SOMETHING TO LIGHTEN MY MOOD I GOT A MIGRANE
DEREK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well ok SILENT migrane. I get all symptoms of a migrane except the pain, now i just got nausia
DEREKKKKKK!!!!!
I saw Derek three years in a row.
In Limerick, Kilkenny and Dublin.
Oh sorry, it wasn't Kilkenny, it was Dublin, twice. :3
I've seen him once in Kilkenny.
*tackles Derek* I have a QUESTION Derek!
What would your taken name be? :D
I saw Derek never, DAMN AMERIMINIONESS!!!
Aww you saw him 3 times...
AWW *hugs Zaf*
I think we all know what his taken name would be.
*coughs*Skulduggery Pleasant*cough*
Maralie, I've already asked him that. He told me it was a secret.
I'VE NEVER MET DEREK. HA HA HA HA HA HA
ihatethistopicofconvetsation.
Sooo... Eden, are you still *cough* courting with Miss Rose?
Oooh DEREK if you were a sorcerer what magic would you pick? And if Adept you got explaining to do.
DARN YOU DEREK. DARN YOU AND YOUR AWESOMENESS.
*hugs Luci*
Derek would be an elemental "cuz you can fly." Already asked and answered.
Eden...?
.....................
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........
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He'd be elemental.
I made you embarrassed, didn't I?
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Damn it I had that in the shape of a ?
Whoops...
KOTW was released less than two months ago.
Do you think it was released in the Aussie yet?
I've started searching the comments, hehe.
Ah Eden's all blushied. :D
So are you two children in luuurve? ;)
*teleports*
I'm going to go for a shower. Bbs!
Zaf, don't blow things up.
Flame, don't kill anyone. <3
You guys are awesome, never forgery that! Bye, for now! *hugs all*
Aussies had it before us.
I love the Simpsons!! :D
I can see yee but yee can't see me.
No promises, Lucianna. :3 *hugs* Come back soon!
Bye Luci!
*teleports after Eden*
It's a new trick I've come up with.
It's a new trick I've come up with.
...
Going to eat crisps... Yum.
*rolls eyes at Eden*
Eden's in the tree.
Shut up damn you.
Booo!
*scares Eden*
Okay I'm in the tree.
Like my picture, eh Flame.
Nope,
Ah I'm just messing with you.
Am I the only girl here?
Brb
I'm listening to an audio book now...
*tackles Eden and laughs*
What's the audio book?
Derek if you actually got to America would you be afraid of me?
Cool Thrust!!
*falls from the tree* *screams*
*lies on ground, not moving*
Ha.
(wow, you're nice Eden)
Baaaaaaaaccccckkkk.
Sorry I took so long. I went to get a drink, as well. (':
Okay,
And Maralie I'm almost saint like.
Hiya Luci :)
I fell off a tree and apparently Eden's enjoying it.
How could you not enjoy it?
I am....a murderer
I'm pretending to die... What would you do in this situation?
My
iPad
Idk
Is
Hmmm
Is
And I would leave you about your business.
Uno??
It's col
DAMN IT so close
Nearly.
Cold*
Dead.
Eden, ded! XD
Bbl...
Welcome back, Flame!
Okay, now to the business of dedicating.
I dedicate this page to OTOA , Bisahalani you better watch your back cause we're a comin.
To OGDO, even though it seems to have failed.
To my and everyone elses chances of getting in one of the books, they are very slim but we live in hope.
And finally to Derek, hopefully if I add Derek to my last he'll put some of us in the books at least.
I have to go, so bye!!!
MARA OUT! Peace! Xxxx
Nice dedications, Eden. :)
OTOA?
OGDO?
Bye, Maralie! *hugs*
Bye Mara.
OTOA= operation take back America
OGDO= operation get Derek online
I'm glad I'm not the only one that didn't know what those letters meant. :P
It was on the last two pages.
Only because they were just made :D
I don't feel so stupid, now. XD
He's the clever one, *points at Flame and grins*
No I'm not. XD
My iPads about to die and I don't have the charger, so see ya.
Oh and if you can't agree, just say I'm the smart one.
*grins*
Now I'm gone.
Yay! BYE EDEN!
Bye, Eden!
*pokes Flame* Then who is the clever one? Because it certainly isn't me. XD
I dono :3
Haha, we're right clever, us;3
DISTANT, ICE AGE 3 IS ON! XD.YAYAYAYAYAY.
HELLO
Noooooo! Distance is shit.
Hello, Val!
Distance is shit. *scowls at a world map* why are all my friends so far away..
OH WELL XD
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