Just a short note to let you know that if you have any younger brothers or sisters and they like a fun, creepy little scare on the run-up to Halloween (and really, who doesn't?) then my suggestion is to check out Frankenkids, by Annie Graves.
Annie Graves may or may not have been helped out in the ideas department by a gent called David Maybury. The name sound familiar? I've developed a habit- especially in the short stories- of killing off the Maybury brothers in increasingly horrible ways, and the real-life David Maybury is now trying to get his own back. In Frankenkids, the poor boys who are the victims of the terrible Uncle Fraser are named Landy, and the older one is called Derek...
I'm not going to tell you what terrible fate befalls them. All I will say is that David Maybury better watch out. In the next short story, he's getting his head cut off.
Friday, October 5, 2012
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ARGH.
Is everyone distant?
Noooooo! Lynxia, if you dream about the Slenderman, that means he's following you! D:
I guess this is the end...
http://bubblesforblood.blogspot.co.uk/2012/10/crescent-chapters-15-and-16.html
If you can spare the time, can you read through this for me. Thanks.
Now I have to go. Bye.
Bye Lynxia!
Bye Lynx!
G2g! Bye!
*yawns*
Bye Phoenix!
Hello?
Anybody there?
Blogland is dying.
It's not the place it used to be.
It's not this happy wonderful place full of joy I used to love.
I don't even know what this place is anymore.
But I know I'm partly, or mostly, to blame for how depressing it can be. I can be do cryptic and depressed, sometimes...Most of the time.
Blogland is supposed to be a pleasant, peaceful, joyous place. Not a place like..whatever it's like now.
So, I apologize to everyone I've hurt, to everyone I've been horrible to, to everyone that cares about me and to Blogland. I also want to apologize to Sparky, because I was out of line. I shouldn't have reacted so badly about you leaving. but I did. And now it's the past and I bet you don't care about me. I might want to murder you, but you're still my sister...You're still you.
I want Blogland to go back to how it was. I want everyone to be happy. So, I will be here for anyone that needs me. Please, just e-mail me or go on chat, or comment on my blog. Get in contact with me if you need me. I promise to do everything I can to help.
I hope everyone and everything will brighten up soon. You guys are bright in every sense of the word. You're all amazing, never forget that. (':
... Wow...
...Damn typos...
...Well, I've still been seeing a lot of happy chappies! Myself included. ;)
It's only dying once you say it is. But for me, Blogland has always been the same. PEOPLE change. People are stuck in bad moods sometimes, but they get out of it. We've had people saying that Blogland is dying, over and over and over. You can't expect Blogland to pull you out of your bad week. But you can count on the people in Blogland. Find someone who isn't in a bad mood, and let them cheer you up. It's not like it's Zombie Apocolypse in Blogland, and there's no hope of ever recovering the happiness. You're a part of Blogland. Have fun, and others will. Make a ripple effect. :D
So please don't blame a rainy day on Blogland. :)
Luci... That was beautiful :')
Guys, I would do a speech if I could, and I'd hate to follow both of those.
Blogland is dying because there are fewer happy people in Blogland. Blogland is dying because there are so many people that aren't coping right now and so few people that are in good moods.
If you smile, the world will smile back. So, we should laugh and smile as much as we can.
If people want to argue, they should through e-mail. So that the overall mood and atmosphere in Blogland is still nice.
Eve, you've always been an optimist. The world could do with more people like you. (:
I'm not blaming a rainy day on Blogland. I'm saying what I'm seeing. I'm speaking from my views and what has been said to me. People share my view, so I thought it was worth saying. :3
I haven't been a Bloglandian for long. When I first came on, I was scared -SCARED - in case someone would laugh at me. Believe me, I've gotten my fair share of bullying. I thought Blogland would be the same.
But I was wrong.
Blogland, to me, is a place where I can be ME. Not some fearless girl in school. I can drop the act and talk to my real friends. Even though most of you live in different countries, you are all better friends than ANYONE in my LIFE have ever been to me.
So thank you, everyone.
Thank you. :)
That's beautiful, Maralie. Almost as beautiful as you. :)
I'M A CAT. *is actually wearing cat ears that she bought from America* hehe. c:
I do try to be happy.
I try really hard to cheer people up.
Sometimes I can't do that.
And sometimes I blame it on myself.
I know I shouldn't, but I can't help it.
*hugs Maralie* IT'S OKAY
JUST THINK ABOUT BUBBLES. XD
Luci - Thank you :)
And by the way, to everyone who doesn't like me because I love 1D,
One Direction are the only people who made me feel beautiful.
So suck on those apples! xD
OMG BUBBLES
*chases*
Well, luckily I wasn't here before, so if there's been a change I won't of noticed...
Hi Maralie! Is your heachahe better
About a week ago, I was depressed, because of various things, but when I was on Blogland I was happy, because people made me laugh and now I think I'm okay again, but I still look forward to going and talking to people on here :)
I'd make a speech thing to go with you two, but I generally ramble on about not much and it just gets really meh..
leni, my headache is meh. Thanks for asking! :)
Maralie - I've got lots of friends who are directioners and I used to be, because I can't take them seriously any more, because of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7CHfqg0wd8
I even know all the words *sighs*
Well...it's already been said. I mean, we get the point. I just thought time would be better spent being a part of Blogland rather than making things more depressing with the statement of "Blogland is dying."
We don't really have to worry, is what I'm saying. With people like you, Lucy Anna, Blogland is the most wonderful place to be. It's often not about the overall, but about the scattered people within the millions that are willing to help people out, to make everything better. That's what keeps ME going in life. Not the majority of people.
Yeah, I guess I'm pretty optimistic. I'm also very opinionated. There won't be one statement I won't counter that I disagree with. XD The Annoying Thing About Eve :P
I HATE that parody... :(
HI guys!
*laughs at Mara*
Bah. That's what's so weird. You all have stories to tell, of how Bloglabd has changed you and all that. But I've got nothing. What do I have to tell, really? I found a blog, started eating live chickens and I made some great friends.
NO ASTOUNDING JOURNEY WHATSOEVER
:P
DAMN! :O
O_O
I spend so long typing and now Luce is a cat.
Eve, I have no story. Wait-what? LIve chickens?
DAMN DAMN DAMN
Hi Leni! Hi Kessie!
And I didn't say hi to you two!
Hi Lucy Anna! Hi Mara!
Kessie.... You have some catching up to do. :P
DAMN A DE DAMN DAMN I FORGOT
Leni is not Leni, she's Ieni.
And hi Eve!
Mara, what's wrong?
What is it, Mara?
KESSIE! *tacklehugs*
eve, I've asked before but you ignored me...):
MARA! *dodges tacklehug*
Sorry, I keep foegetting. :P leni. :)
My STUPIFD FUDGING BRAIN. I have a stupid audition on Sunday. I will fail, my god I will fail... :(
Mara, I'm going to try to write more NYAV today! And possibly TUC, and TSDE too.
Eve, I just know how to get people's attention.
That's kind of the point of saying "blogland is dying". Your first sentence must be as memorable as your last. That's what I think, anyway.
I tend to say what I think. And that's what I thought. The statement may have been depressing, but it makes an impact. Makes you realise. Sometimes things have to get worded before they can get better. c:
I believe in saying what you think, not hiding in a crowd. :P
Eve, there is nothing annoying about you, in my eyes! It's good to challenge things. It's proof you own your own mind. (:
Mara, the one where you're singing Payphone?
I did? Aw, sorry. I disappear a lot. :(
Well, I eat live chickens. It's been a thing since I came to Blogland. I don't eat as many anymore, I'm on a diet...
*eats live chicken when no one is looking*
STUPID. STUPID. NOT STUPIFD. Arghhhhhh
Yes Kessie
Bad Eve! *whacks her over the head with a live chicken* You just ate this guy's MOTHER!
You BETTER update soon or I shall die!!!!! I'm quite serious Kessie... :P
DON'T HIT EVEEEEEEEE *cuddles Eve* MEANIE KES.
*disappears again*
*looks away* I've been too busy, um, telling people that ONE OF THESE PEOPLE IS HERE TO KILL YOU, and watching their reactions.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
hi.
Indeed, Kes! xD
But seriously, I do need to write. I'm way behind. AGAIN.
LOL.
Wbd!!!
You know you sick when you cant read an SP book or even laugh at Derek's bio blurb
KESSIE *tacklehugs again*
Y'know the way I said me and you share a house together in UDDUP? Yeah. Well I wrote another story about you and Mara going on an adventure thingy in our house for school and I got an A+!
*smiles* I love Blogland. And every single Bloglandian. *nods* AND DEREK. CAN'T FORGET DEREK.
Blogland. Our HOME. :)
I just read what I said earlier...
Worse*
Autocorrect is a fail. xD
D'awwwwww LUCE xD
And Zaf... un-sick yourself.
I like skipping the 'worse' part. :) But I've never been brave enough to announce things like that. I'm always afraid that everyone will be like me...not agree. :P
Well, annoying or not, I won't change. I'm proud of my opinions. Even if they get crumbled and swept away...they're still there. This is them in my head:
HONK. HONK. HONK. HONK. HONK. HONK. HONK.
:P
wbd.
I'm a moose. QUACK!
And I have decided that the plural of moose is meese.
Living in fear is like not living at all, in my mind. Time is precious and there's not enough of it, remember! WASTE YOUR TIME WISELY AND EMBRACE YOUR INNER LUNATICCCCCCCC
I'm a... DUCKTOR.
Why are you so good at speeches Eve?! :D
Hi Zafira!
And now I shall eat his great aunt!
*eats live chicken*
Hi Adra!!!!!!!!! It's okay. It's like being whacked by a piece of roast beef. :D
I am a Unicorn. Moooooooooooo.
No. Unicorns say Hello.
Zaf! *hugs*
Adra! *tacklehugs*
HELLO.
I HAVE SAFE AND SOUND IN MY HEAD. <3
SHHHHH KESSIE YOU RUINED MY LIFE
*cries in corner*
Hi Zaf!
I'M ALREADY A LUNATICON THE OUTSIDE!
*dances around carrying a pogo stick*
Mara, you should be saying that to Luce. She's the speech-queen of Blogland, always will be. :) I should know not to challemge her speech-ness. :P
Luci and Eve, the Speech Queens
*bows*
I'm a thimble!!!!
....
A Thimble? i don't even know what to say to that...
*makes a face* I didn't even say a speech!
*laughs* Thanks, Eve. I prefer my dedications, though. xD
One day I'll write a really long deep serious one and end up saying, and that's why I dedicate to turtles. Or something like that. C:
That would be interesting...of course, now you've ruined it and we all know it's coming.
*attacks Kessie*
YOU LIFE RUINER
*uses Light to attack*
You guys are evil! It's 1:25 am and I have school in the morning! Evil! Evil I say!
*blocks with symbol shield*
Luci, just when I saw turtles in your comment, turtles came on the telly... 0.0
It's 10:57 A.M....
Speech, dedication, it's all the same thing, really. :D
Gah! Spoiler alert, Luce! You should've surprised us with a dedication like that! XD
*teleports away and teleports back with a tazer*
Which state are you in, Kessie?
Florida.
*runs away from tazer* *takes out throwing knife*
Florida??? Oh, well. That explains it. I'm a South Aussie. :D
Yeah, but I'll probably forget it if I don't write it down. XD and I doubt I'll use it for a while. If ever. :P
I did wonder why you were still up, Eve. D:
Of course we're evil. Blame Derek! XD
Sir is from Florida too...
*screams as knife cuts arm* *falls to ground bleeding to death*
We were... Only playing...
I didn't actually throw it...*looks at knife in hand*
I'M GOING TO FLORIDA NEXT YEAR! XD
You are?! Awesome! Where in Florida?
*looks around* *sees Cato*
Damn.
*laughs* CLOVE was the one with the knives...
ORLANDOOOO.
going for 17 nights.
Can't wait.
Not been in aaaaaggggees.
I'M REALLY HYPER. AND I HAVE CHINDUGGERY FEELS. XD
Yes! Chinduggery! Are you going to Disney/Universal/Legoland/SeaWorld?
WHATEVER! I have a headache!
*slowly dies WAITING FOR KESSIE TO HELP ME*
Derek...grapple!
Oh god I'm tired. I have to sleep.
A piece of Bloggy advice:
Next time someone asks you what state you're in, say,
"Solid."
And be dead serious about it.
Now, buh buh. *hugs absolutely everybody*
P.S. Luce, you're like a Blogland angel. Stay that way. :)
knives are fun to throw. *throws a knife at Maralie*
*laughs*
See? :P
CHINDUGGERY FOREVER!
*bursts into oblivion*
Valduggery!!!!!!!!
Maralie, I'll kill yoooooou..........! *fades away*
Bye Eve!
*sighs* *brings Mara to Nye* Doctor, could you fix her?
*Nye glances at her* I cannot cure stupidity.
See Mara? Chinduggery IS better.
*shrieks as knife thrown by Luci cuts my stomach*
*falls to ground*
Eve, you're wonderful. I count myself lucky to call you a friend! *hugs*
We're going to Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure, Epcot, LEGO Land and Sea World. Idk about anywhere else. :P I CAN'T WAIT! It's been so long.
Wow. That's a lot of theme parks...
Oh quiet down Kessie. I have a stupid cold and a stupid headache.
I wonder if Derek will come today....I hope. Derek fuuun
Ooh yes hi everyone Zaffy feel crappy
Valdugggeerrrrryyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!
I'm sorry Zaf....
Oh, sorry Mara...
Hi Zaf!
*clutches head*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axN0aKe0sHw
This is like my official writing music. It's amazing.
I won't hug you, in case it's contagious. But it's okay Kessie :)
Hey, everyone's kids should watch Frankenwinnie a really good animation about an undead dog, Out October 17
HI!!!
Kes what did you mean by saying im still Grand Mage kinda...i still dont understand what rouge means. My mom and dad laughed at meh
I'll be back soon, my dears! I'm going to get some food. *hugs everyone* Everyone that's down, THINK OF UNICORNS.
Okay, see you soon!
Zaf, a rogue is basically someone who has
A) Broken a law, and then, instead of taking the punishment, escaped and started working against the normal society
or
B) Formed a band of the above rogues and is using them to gain control, or inflict some sort of punishment on others.
Rouge, however, is a colour and a type of makeup.
See you, L.!
Oh Kessie, you and your messed up sense of humor...
What's wrong with my sense of humour? Oh, and Mara, you will like this new chapter a lot, I think.
GANGNAM STYLE
Is it up yet? *excitedly*
Hmm that helps! Thanks. That does describe me perfectly. Ong you guys would have laughed. I was in the car driving and my Grandma was all asking questions then she congratulates me for going off on HC then as she driving this guy cuts her off she goes off nearly making me drop KOTW im hugging KOTW telling it that it'll survive
SERIOUSLY WTH DOES STFU MEAN? Anyone?!? My friend just text me that and I'm like whaaaaat?
STFU= Shut the f*** up
Oh. Oh right. So what did I do to my friend? 0.0 well... Actually, she's not my friend. I guess that explains it... :P
Derek i figured out what im going to do. I SHALL GO UP AGAINST BISAHALANI NOBODY TAKES MY CONTROL. I shall KILL him....muhahahaha!!!
Sorry. and no, it's not up yet.
Zaf, that'll work. And I shall be thy second in command! Or at least your Captain of Interrogation...
Okay. :)
Derek, if you come on, I will be happy! And not feeling so sick!!
Hey guys.
Hi EDEN!
Oh no... I'm alone.
Kes we need an army of loyal mages. I actually am going to kill Bisahalani ciz thats what i'd do.
Mara: i yelled at Derek Friday and he came
NEVER MIND.
Hello Eden
Lucky Zaf...
Can I join the army? I will be happy to interrogate *cough*torture*cough* people to find his weaknesses!
Mara, I'm creeping MYSELF out writing this!
I'll help you with your coup d'état.
Oh yeah, I'm not just a handsome face but it is handsome isn't it.
DEREK PLEASE COME ON YOU ARE MY IDOL DON'T MAKE ME SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!
Will that work? :D
Sure Kes!
Mara: just yell at him...
DEREK COME SAY HI STOP HIDING!!!!!
Probably not.
Aww Kessie! Don't pressure yourself!
Mara: yuup!!! Im not scared to yell. Not gonna meet him unless HC thinks to send him to USA so i dont fear revenge
I can help with supply.
I could also capture him so we can torture him to death.
Derek, I'm going to say this as nicely and politely as possible. GET ONLINE!!!!!
Or maybe not...
WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE DEREK!!!!! I'LL BLAST ONE DIRECTION MUSIC INTO YOUR WINDOWS!!!!
Derek if you come on you have to pinky swear to my promise.
*holds up hand*
I will keep my hand up till you pinky swear.
DEREK PLEASE COME ON SO I WILL NOT FEEL SAD AND SICK ANYMORE!!!!!!
Oh and Zaf, we could use my fort as our base of operations.
DEREK, ZAF IS PLANNING TO OVERTHROW BISAHLINI! SURELY YOU WANT TO COME ON TO TRY AND STOP HER?!?!?!?!?
DERRRRRREEEEEEEEK I CAN FIND YOU!!! IT IS CLOSE TO HALLOWEEN AND I AM DRESSING UP AS VALKYRIE AGAIN!!!!
I'd say he'd rather sit back and watch.
Yes Eden! Yes!!!
What?! No I dont want him stopping me....
HAA IT'D REQUIRE DEREK TO TALK TO REAL PEOPLE SO HE WONT STOP ME!!!
AT LEAST WISH ME GOOD LUCK FOR MY TALENT SHOW NEXT SUNDAY!!!! Derek?!?!?
Hello, again, my dears!
How are all you beautiful people doing? :'3
And if Nix will join us, then we'll have unlimited weapons!
WB, L.!
We are plotting a coup against Bisahalini.
Derek...?
Good!!
Operation Take Back America
Fine thanks Luce.
Okay Zaf.
I think the bunker room would be perfect.
It's got maps of the world like you see in the nerve center in the pentagon.
I also have a bouncy castle for when we want a break.
Hiya Luci!
I'm trying to get Derek on...
See watch,
DEREK DID YOU FIND THE NOTES ON SCARAB??? IM GOING TO REMIND YOU EVERYDAY
Oooh...Bouncy castle...
Zaf, you Adra will help?
Adra might not. She's too loyal...
DEREK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please? *looks up with huge eyes*
I don't know...I think I could convince her....
*grins*
Badgering is fuuun
Thanks Kes. (:
I'm guessing this is Zaf's doing? *laughs* Sanctuaries are boring...They just tell you that you can't do anything fun! Like murder people. We can't do that... Well, not legally.
Ooh
I also have a room that I call the swimming hole.
It's got a pit that looks like a cylindrical swimming pool but it can be heated to boiling.
So it should really be called the torture room.
Dereeeeeeekkkkkkkkkk you do know I'll keep doing this.
DEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please come on...
DAMNIT!
New page.
I never realise there's a new page coming up until we're actually on the new page. :P
Zaf!!!!! Ded!!!!!
I think you'd like it Kessie.
I could also provide you with a fully concrete sound proof room to do your "laundry".
*winks*
He won't.
Grrr...
Eden, I have a SPECIAL room for torture.
*winks back* Oh this is going to be fun...
And the swimming hole doubles as a jacuzzi,
Just don't turn the dial to full.
DEREK GET YO BUTT ON HERE!!!
Oh dear God, now I'm turning gangsta...
I dedicate this page o Operation Take Back America. I am not letting Bisahalani take over MY job. I hope Derek sees. I can be good. I just need to get my job back *insert glaring at Derek* I also dedicate this page to cats. I like cats. And Smokey my dead kitty....Smokey dont come back and haunt me
DEREK YOU KNOW I'M DESPERATE WHEN I AM BEING GANGSTA SO COME ON STOP YOUR HIDING I HAVE MARRSHMALLOWS!!!!
Don't eat pinecones
Aww, poor Smokey.
My dog got stolen,
I think.
I like cats...
Operation Take Over America: OTOA, for short.
Hey Thrust.
Thrust!
Join me on my quest to get DEREK ONLINE!!!
Hi Thrust!
Why were you eating pinecones? Will you join OTOA?
I will annoy my friends with the constant posting of this video.
The Piano Guys now control my life.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=BgAlQuqzl8o
Hi people! I'm back from the scary depths of history homework at the bottom of the world.
Kes see we can totally do this as if Derek wants to stop us he'd hafta go to the USA
I'll join OTOA :P
Thanks Mara
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