Annie Graves may or may not have been helped out in the ideas department by a gent called David Maybury. The name sound familiar? I've developed a habit- especially in the short stories- of killing off the Maybury brothers in increasingly horrible ways, and the real-life David Maybury is now trying to get his own back. In Frankenkids, the poor boys who are the victims of the terrible Uncle Fraser are named Landy, and the older one is called Derek...
I'm not going to tell you what terrible fate befalls them. All I will say is that David Maybury better watch out. In the next short story, he's getting his head cut off.
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Hi Ariana! I'm cutting the eyes out of a monkey to put in the Val V lizard!
Hi Ari!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b2q9mhAyqo&feature=related
Guys, go watch this. Now.
Except I'm bored. This is the place I go to cure my bored :D
Ok fine Sniper.
Wow i hope i get all the regulars...
What will Derek do now? (watch him actually do something
I've seen that before...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvFtUp03mTg
How about this?
Hi star!
Seen it...
Kes, have you seen THIS?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2KynieCc18
Maybe. 1 sec, watching a different fanmade trailer.
I've seen that one before.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hR96fu_VyJk&feature=fvwp
THIS ONE IS AMAZING
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEdU7ONigIE
Gtg, sorry!!!
That first one you showed me made my head hurt.
Bye Star!
The one with a crazy person dressed as Skulduggery?
I WAS THAT CRAZY PERSON :)
BYE STAR!!!! *waves frantically*
gtg, bye.
Bye....
We aloooooooooone
Bye Star! Bye LeS!
Bye!!!
Bye all you people who left!
Val its too lonely!!!
Dododo
*Twilight Zone music plays*
I WANT TO GO SKYDIVING!!!!!!
O.o that sounds FUUUN
It was still, and it was peaceful, and around them were bodies of friends and colleagues and enemies, and the air stank of ozone and magic.
I KNOW!!! I've wanted to go forever but my mum won't let me!!!!
I wanna go to Ireland...
*skips overrthe rainbow bridge*
Alice in wonderland! Where is the path to wonderland? Over the hill or underland or just behind the tree? Where can it be?
Ooooh past the rainbow follow the brightest star!
I NEED to do something!!! I'm DYING of boredom!!!!!!!
Arianna! Read my story on my blog! Origin!
Go!
http://flamephoenixs.blogspot.ie/2012/10/the-origin-chapter-one-rewritten-magic.html?m=0#comment-form
And comment, too, please :D
I broke out my Alice in Wonderland chorus book i was in the musical in 6th grade :)
Im late im late for a very important date
_Cough_
I wrote a comic in my boredom.
It was a little bad.
It was a little good.
It was random.
http://flamephoenixs.blogspot.ie/2012/10/the-origin-chapter-one-rewritten-magic.html?m=0#comment-form
Guys could you read and comment?
HELLO?
Im here!! Sorry had food
Hi!
Hi Kessy
Do you know a website where I can watch the Beast Below for free?
No i actually dnt
Damn.
Sorry Kes!
I thinking
I thinking
I thinking
'Tis fine. I'll just make my parents get Season 5 on Netflix.
So it's okay for Maralie to be Top Sniper?
Boo..........
I made a comic about a spinach that was actually a radish....
And the farmer that killed it.
What?
*rereads Thrust's comment*
What?!
Yes Kes
I have to go get food. bbl
Byez....
Of course when i decode to actually write i dunno how the hell to introduce Zaf....ugh....this so is not getting written anytime soon.
I know the feeling well zaf.
I sometimes start from a different angle in your situation.
Argh!!!
I made it! Phew... My mom thought she couldn't trust me to get the pan of apple.., thing outta the oven.
Lol xD i gotta write the next chapter for Pleasant Dae in Dublin and introduce Zaf into this, that so is not happening. Its hard!! I cant write about other characters unless I've read about them in a book. Like I can easily do a fanfic on any SP character. That's easy.
...
What's there to know about zaf, then?
I dunno....:/
Make a list of useful stuff to know about her, and then unuseful stuff. Hide the EXTREMELY useful stuff, and then put down some of the useful stuff and unuseful stuff and then write it in three different ways or until you find one you like. Best three cuz you still get options and you can also continue your story.
Hmmm...i guess
gotta take a shower.....
:P
Aaah kk
This is why i dont write
Hey. Oh goodie. I <3 Pleasant dae in Dublin
Oh my god.
Derek wearing an Irish hat
*is silently rolling on the floor crying from laughter*
So apparently adults only frolic in feilds on Wednesdays and Saturdays...
Gotta love Derek
What?
Becky....oh lord...Becky...Impressiable Becky...
*just dies*
on the Facebook page
Ah.
*curses at self for not having Facebook*
You can stil look on the page you just cant comment and like...how do you think Derek sees things on the fb page...like the Council all in dresses, a rare thing. We despise them!!!!
Oh yes I totally picture Derek frolicing in a field
*just dies again from laughter*
DAMN IT!!! Warning: may die of laughter upon hearing things from Becky
Now my paremts thinking im not ok
IM NEEEEVER OK MOM NEEEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*runs in a circle and crashes into a tree*
Can you give me the link to the page then?
Go on the sp website it links you straight to the page
American or UK?
Vinete: wtf...is Derek smoking something?
Me: no its the water in Ireland.
No its right when you go on to select a version it has Derek's Blog in white and Facebook Oage next to it
I got it. I usually just type in skulduggerypleasant.co.uk
bbs
Kk
I don't understand where people talk in fb...
eh?
Yuuup
...
On the skulduggery fb page, people just use chat?
oh- cool found the leprechaun hat!
Oh yeah Christmas list in October
SP battle pack
iPod Touch
THG DVD
Tardis lamp
Tardis
Data Plan for mu phone
Son of Hyde from Monster High
Passport
Way to meet Derek
TEOTW Aussie version
KOTW Aussie version
TFO Sceptre and PwF UK versions
Omen of The Stars set
SP Audio books for DB TFO PWF
KOTW aussie version?
If they have it unless Celine lying imma kill her
What's so special about KOTW aussie version?
I just want another version! Gawd....Zaffy trying to expand her collection
What's different about it?
It's AUSTRALIAN. That makes it different.
I finished the Valkyrie -lizard! I think!
Exactly Val
I don't think it does... Does it?
that's very weird Val V.
Did Becky just spend a day with Derek?
Hello!
I'm here for real this time.
ahh, good. im quite tierd of your other fake self.
Oh Val, that
"Hitler finds out about Tanith in MC" video, WAS brilliant.
Thrust. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Cheers, Kes. Cheers.
How do you spend a day with Derek? Cuz that'd...be awesome
You know what OC means, right?
I donno, she has so many awesome pics with Gero her and Derek.
Ah. Me don't know Becky.
I finally got the newest AF!
Omg the whole Valkyrie Darquesse thing reminds me of Jekyll and Hyde
Valkyrie: Jekyll
Darquesse: Hyde
*****STOP RIGHT HERE IF YOU HAVENT READ KOTW*****
Walden: Jekyll
Argeddion: Hyde
Dammit.
Never mind.... But still.
Okay, nobodies spilled the beans yet, so I'll just ask..
What does OC mean??
Your character like Zaf is my OC
OC- Original Character
The character that you wrote about and give your taken name. Kessie is mine.
Yup xD
Zafira is me actually I think I made a cool twist on her...she killed her own sister. More shall be explained tomorrow I gtg school tomorrow
Niiiight
Night!
Only her sister? Ivy murdered her entire family...
But hey, she was murdered first. It put her in a bad mood.
But don't think I'm making the sister thing sound pathetic, that's still pretty bad... :O
What? Ivy was killed?
Kestrel is sadistic and the tiniest bit insane BECAUSE her family disappeared. She liked them.
Yeah, Ivy's dead. I need to find some way to explain that more fully, but... Yeah. She was killed by one of her family members.
That's why SHE went insane. And the fact that she murdered them all afterwards.
*is confused*
So, is she, like, a zombie?
Kes is just...odd. She hated them when they were alive, but somehow convinced herself that she loved them now that they're dead.
I don't know, but she's not a zombie because she won't decompose or anything - she's keeping herself alive with her unusually high amount of magic.
Val, will you do a collaborative story blog with me? Please?
Val, so like the White Cleaver but with complete control of herself. Cool.
Kinda. I think.
What's a collaborative story blog? Is it what it sounds like?
Yes. Like Pleasant Dae in Dublin.
A couple people share a blog, and write a story on it.
What would it be about? Would it have to be serious in any way, or could it be, like, completely random? I'm good with completely random.
Also... I don't really wanna do anything with Skul and Val in it, but I like when it's in that reality. Like, with the Sanctuary and stuff.
Come to think of it, I need to start my Skulduggery Halloween story... I like doing Halloween stories.
Me too, Val v.
Kes, I'm up for that.
I am writing some really confusing story that has almost no depth in the sp world currently.
Yeah sure. I couldn't write them well anyway.
It could be in one of the AS's. And we'd use Ivy and Kessie.
So could it be random? Like, with unicorns and stuff? Evil ones, of course.
Kay. I'll see if I can figure out how to do it. But we'll actually have to plan the story out, so that we don't mess up eachother's ideas.
But unicorns don't exist...
MINE
... I'm talking about the sp world thing, new blog posts reminds me that I soon need to make on for my one year.
YES THEY DO KESTREL SKULDUGGERY WAS LYING!
*hugs unicorn and gets bitten by it* OW!
I dedicate to unicorns. Derek, I know you felt the need to protect them, seeing as they ARE an endangered species, but you shouldn't have lied to us. They DO exist, obviously. I mean, there are unicorns of the sea(narwhals) and if there were no such thing as normal unicorns, than narwhals would be called unicorns without the 'of the sea' at the end. My logic(or lack thereof) has defeated you!
*bites Val v from trying to hug me*
I am not a unicorn.
I didn't hug you! I hugged a real unicorn! And this is what it looked like!
http://bringingskulduggerytothemasses.blogspot.com/2012/07/blogland-unicorn-ride.html
I have to go now, bye!
Narwhals narwhals swimming in the ocean causing a commotion 'cause they are so awesome.
*pokes Ariana in the eye and runs*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc
*cuts finger off as she tries to poke, then throws it at non-existent cat*
Hi Ana!
Val, Thrust, check your emails!
...And all this time I was beginning to think I was imagining myself commenting...
Of course you were, Val v *pats her with pity on the head*
Hello Kestrel LeStarre, pleased to meet you.
Hello Ariana Shade.
It is my belief that we have met before. Is this not true?
As for you, Kes, There's only, one really, simple problem. And it's a big one.
I don't actually have a "valid" OC that I admire. I could use Thrust Ominous, but to be honest, I'm not sure he fit with any of you guys' OCs.
So there's this other one called Matrix Somethingorrather.
Well, we are all going to have to really plan everything out, and send our character profiles to eachother anyway, so that we don't mess up anyone else's plans. Use Thrust. If ge ends up nit working with Ivy and Kessie, than one of 'Em will become the villain.
It's being written as we don't speak.
And this leaves me at my last comment for my day, which is now night.
I may continue stalking you though.
:)
Good night all.
Not that I can recall, no. Afraid not.
Bye Thrust!
Well then Miss Shade, allow me to introduce myself. Kestrel LeStarre, master of torture and all manner of unpleasant deaths, at your service. *bows*
'Night Thrust!
I knew I wasn't the only one who stalked the blog after they leave!
I do sometimes.
Hmmm... that introduction does sound awfully familiar...
Odd, seeing as you seem so entirely certain that we have not before become acquainted.
Hehe, you use funny words :D
Perchance I would apologise, but methinks that thou art wrong.
Are you implying what methinks you're implying?
To answer that inquisition with any semblance of accuracy, I must first inquire as to what you believed I was implying.
(You can't win.)
*rides majestic unicorn into the setting sun*
Oh yes I can.
Would it terribly disrupt your contemplations, if I were to pose a question as to from which diverse corner of the earth that magnificent beast was procured?
(I have literally done this for DAYS on end. No you can't.)
That one. *points to a dying cat*
*trains llama to drive a car and sits in the backseat eating a burrito while it drives of a cliff*
Then I'll die trying.
You have already failed. Behold! *points behind Ariana*
There is the instrument of your doom!
*draws swords and attacks while Ariana looks around confused*
Kes, I joined it.
Ariana, you owe me $20 for using my majestic unicorn.
Yay! Hi again. You're going to have to write out a character profile and send it to Thrust and me. I'm working on mine now.
*dies smiling* *grows fangs and head pops off* *head lunges and bites Kes's ankle* Fangs are dripping with poison, by the way.
*pays Val $20 then rips off her left ear*
OW!! GIVE THAT BACK!
*takes ear back and kills one of Ariana's fairies*
Ah! *dunks leg in lake* the lake is the antidote.*smiles smugly*
That's fine. I didn't like that one anyways. *feeds ear to cannibalistic serial killer*
*pulls Ariana's head off and feeds it to a walrus*
I must leave now.
Kestrel LeStarre this is FAR from over.
Valkyrie V. Cain, in your face.
*throws Val's mystical unicorn down walruse's throat*
Bye Ana!
I have to go too. Bye!
*kills Kestrel*
Bye Ariana!
Aw. Bye Kestrel!
Dammit, I needed that! *grows a new head* *glares at walrus* *vanishes*
Gah. I feel terrible today. I'm really tired coz I've been awake since 4 AM, plus I feel sick. Wonderful.
Never mind. I'll live, I'm sure. After PE first prriod, I'll just be sitting in classrooms all day. Plus I have Maths. :) Not that I like Maths, but it doesn't require any real effort. I mean, you have to struggle to work out problems, sure, but there's no REAL thinking involved. Plus it barely matters if you just sit there doodling all lesson.
*yawns* And I have English. Which is a lot harder. Trust me.
And what else? Ah, Science. That's a hard lesson, with this Science teacher at least. But I like Monday and Friday Science, so . . .
And . . . Languages. Urgh. Don't like that. Least it's in the morning, so I can get it over with.
Hi!
I think i'm late! someone please prove me wroooooooooong!
*period
Hi Misti!
YAY SOMEON EPROVED ME WRONG!!!
Hi Star how r u?
Sorry. Bad timing; gtg now, get read for school. :(
... the 'e' is in thw wrong spot
ok bye! have a good day!!!
"OFF WITH HIS HEAD!" lol :D
Hello! Will be distant... Studying Science!
Hi sorry i'm kinda distent to! I'm writing more of part 4 of may fanfic!
Hi Lonleysnow!
I don't think we've met! Hi!!!
*shakes hand*
i'm gona call u Snowy!!! :D
... that's ok right?
Death i have posed part 4 of my fanfic
... but part 5 will take a while to finish ... i think
anyway enjoy!
Thanks Misti!
*Hugs*
Shall be distant! Reading fan fic
That's ok i'm distant doing home work and changing the look of my blog!
sorry i didn't reply for a while i was in the bath!
Misti... Omg!!! Amazing!!!!
Halloween... What should I go as? We have a dress up day on Wenseday...
Good Morning my weirdos!
It's crazy, I have written more by hand then I ever would type in a night.
DEREK!!!!! THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT!!! VERY, VERY, VERY IMPORTANT!!!!!!
Please tell me: is it true?! Are you really coming to the Lit Cologne??
That would be soo awesome!!!!
I'm going to order the tickets as soon as possible if you are coming so pleeeaaaaseeee...!! :)
Hi all!!!
Hi Misti!
*Hugs*
You're amazing!!! I am so happy I know you!
I need opinions about what I should wear to school, the day after tomorrow for Halloween!
Any ideas??
Hi Valice i don't think we've met!
Hi! *shakes hands*
can i call u Ice? If it's ok that is!
OMG THANK YOU SOOOOOO MUCH UR COMMENT MADE ME FEEL SO SPECIAL!!!!
*hugs*
um ... you could go as Death (you)
or um ... SP when (spolier from sixth book)
he is in the necromancer temple an he where's the cloak and val says that he looks like the grim reaper
... Possible...
*Smiles*
I want a black cloak and red eyes...
And no problem Misti!! That was amazing!!
I had he weirdest nickname...
My givn name is Dannielle and my nickname is Woogs...
*Looks at something random*
Wow, random
I think I shall go off to write more fan fic...
I'm bored...
*Skips off to land of blogs and thinking*
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