Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Book Charts and Breaches

Ah, my Minions...

As some of you are aware, KOTW was released early in some parts of the UK. Mistakes were made, I am told, and by the time news got out, it was already too late to do anything. Our official release date had been breached.

I was told all about it. I shrugged. Hey. It happens.

While this tends to mean very little for the overall sales of the book- the same amount of people are going to buy it, after all- it CAN mean that a new book doesn't get to rise as high in the book charts as it otherwise would have, and so doesn't get discussed in the media, and so more people aren't made aware of it...

For example, if a thousand people intend to buy a book the first week it's out, then a thousand sales will move it to a certain spot in the chart. But if five hundred of those people manage to buy the book a week EARLIER, then those sales are spread out over two weeks, and so it doesn't reach as high.

A breached release date can mean the difference between a best-selling book and a NUMBER ONE best-selling book, which is what all publishers are looking for.

Me personally? I'm not OVERLY bothered. Death Bringer was a number one bestseller last year in the UK and Ireland, and that's enough for me. Like I said, I wasn't too fussed at the idea that a few thousand books has been sold before the release date. So what if I didn't reach number one twice in a row? Did I really care? Nope, I didn't.

Which doesn't mean I wasn't utterly delighted by the news today that DESPITE a breached release date, KOTW is now the number one book for young adults in the UK- so thank you, Minions! (I haven't been told how we're doing in Ireland yet, so I'll hold off my extra-wide grin for THAT moment...)

The reader reaction to KOTW has been wonderful. I know a lot of you were stunned by certain events- of which you are free to talk about in the Spoiler Zone post below- and I know some of you would have quite liked to throttle me upon closing the book, so I want to thank you for investing so much of your faith and emotion in these characters. All I can say is: prepare yourself. You have, I assure you, seen NOTHING yet.

And speaking of the final installments, here's a link to a short thingy I wrote for the Tesco website...

http://booksblog.tesco.com

4,912 comments:

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Noelle said...

Skullcandy is already trademarked. xD

OH OH

MARRSHMALLOWS!!! xD

Phoebe said...

Ow.....?

Niamhy Jay said...

I'll be 16 in 13 days :D

Oh and HI!!

Noelle said...

Gep, is like, 15-16.... NOOOOOOOOO

*hits head on floor*

*raises fist to the sky* WHY MEEEEE

Phoebe said...

Marshmallows?

Skulmarshmallows? REALLY? That DEFINITELY doesnt work.

Phoebe said...

Hey nj :D

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hello?!

Phoebe said...

Im just sticking to skulcakes and valsnacks.

Niamhy Jay said...

Hey all!!

*hugs*
How're you all??

Willow Storm said...

I shall be distant. Stupid Home EC and art homework.

Phoebe said...

Hi?!

Noelle said...

NJ!!! *tackles*

AND NOOOO. WEll, you could do Skulshmellows, but I mean...

MARRshmallows.

Willow Storm said...

Hey, NJ

Phoebe said...

Oh. Adra. Hillarious.

Im practically dying with laughter.

Phoebe said...

silence.....

AGAIN!!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*steals Adras skull cakes and hides in tree*

Noelle said...

LOL I don't know is that was sarcasm.....

I'm good with SP food... Let's see our list...

Skulcakes
Valsnacks
Marrshmallows
Ghast-sticks...
Tanorini pasta.
Tenebroccoli
...Flehckles
Uh....
Uh...
Chincandy....

Willow Storm said...

I wish I did tech Graph

Noelle said...

GIVE ME BACK MY SKULCAKES.

YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL IT RIGHT!

*the skulcakes explode, taking Zaf with them*

Seriously though. If you touch my skulcakes, I will kill you :D

Phoebe said...

Meh. Im still sticking to Skulcakes and Valsnacks :D

Phoebe said...

...and dont anyone even DARE touch my VALSNACKS!!!!!!!!

Noelle said...

LOL...


No, I'm keeping MARRshmallows... that was pretty brilliant...

Flame Phoenix said...

No, no you don't Willow..

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*lives in seconds to spare*

Phoebe said...

* sighs * Well, im going to make a point in never eating Marrshmallows.....

* glances at plate of marrshmallows, drooling slightly *

NO!! * pulls away, eats Valsnacks.

mmmmmmmm yum.

Noelle said...

MICKEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYMOUSE!!!! *tackles* HELLO MY DEAR!!!

And Zaf, you're dead. WILL YOU JUST STAY THAT WAY FOR ONCE???

And what is... "tech graph?" or whatever?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Fine. Ill poif. Ill go.

Anonymous said...

Hi guys!

Willow Storm said...

But, it seemed so easy.

Niamhy Jay said...

*hugs Mickey back* Will do Sweetie.

Good to hear from you!! :)

Anonymous said...

Hello Willow. How are you?

Flame Phoenix said...

It's not.

KALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
*HUGS*

Anonymous said...

NJ, if you're China's student, why haven't I seen you there?

Niamhy Jay said...

Hey Kestrel!!
How're you??

Noelle said...

KESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS *tackles, and hands a skulcake, along with a MARRshmallow*

Phoebe said...

* hands out Valsnacks to everyone who has just come *

Anonymous said...

I'm good, thanks NJ.


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


*dodges tackle and eats eats skulcake and Marrshmallow*

Niamhy Jay said...

Excuse me??
That might be because I have Dyed my hair, I look different

Noelle said...

WE LOVE CHU MICKEYYYYYYYY *tackles*

Noelle said...

*hits the floor* OW> YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO MOVE.

Anonymous said...

*laughs and points*

mbd, doing homework.

Flame Phoenix said...

my wrist keeps cracking...

ick

Willow Storm said...

I'm sorry but, I have to go talk with my parents about me not eating much.
*hugs Mikey, Adra, NJ, Kes, Flame, Phoebe and everyone else*
I shpuld be back, don't know.

Noelle said...

Woah, Flame.... WHY????

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Nobidy cares prolly but, imma mbd reading KOTW

Luciana said...

Sorry for being so distant. :(

I was going to try to do some food tech. work and it's not working well..

Niamhy Jay said...

*Hugs Willow* Okay

Hope you are back on soon :)

Flame Phoenix said...

Adra, it's my broken one.

I don't know why.

It's sore/

Flame Phoenix said...

Adra, it's my broken one.

I don't know why.

It's sore/

Noelle said...

Awwww *huggles* I'm sorry... I hope it heals soon... :/

But still.... Cracking? Isn't it in a cast, though?

Anonymous said...

That's um gross.

Flame Phoenix said...

no it's beeen out a week today. In a splint

Anonymous said...

Is it cracking randomly, or like just when you move it?

Noelle said...

Ahhhh.... Well, my wrist cracks all the time, even when I just move it in a circle... And I've never broken a bone..

It's probably just your ligaments or tendons or whatever you call it...

Anonymous said...

Or the cartilage...

lonelywithfriends said...

Would just like to say.
Brand new KOTW + big bar of chocolate = a very happy girl.

Life is good

Anonymous said...

no KOTW+No big bar of chocolate=me

Anonymous said...

I need that book. NEED it I tell you.

Star Inkbright said...

MWAH??? WHERE DID MY DED GO???

Damn comments. Might have to post it in two - short comments are less likely to poof.

Noelle said...

WHY IS THE DED GONE?

Star Inkbright said...

I ded to Planet Earth. Without it, we would never have existed. It is the only planet out of the eight in our solar system that can sustain life (apparently). Mercury and Venus are too near the sun, too hot. Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, and Uranus are too far away from the sun. Pluto is apparently not a planet, so isn't worthy of mention - however I'm mentioning it anyway, for the sake of the god it was named after. Planet Earth is the only one that has H2O on it in a liquid state. Life began in the sea. This planet has gone through a lot. Meteorites, volcanoes, supervolcanoes, Ice Ages. It has survived through it all.

(TBC)

Star Inkbright said...

We all owe it so much. We don't just owe it our lives. We owe it . . . EVERYTHING. Skulduggery, food, drink, landscape, school (blergh), friendship, love, literature, art, animals, wilderness, cities, cars, technology, the Olympics. Everything. Think about how we got to where we are today. Think about the Egyptians, the Romans, the Greeks, the World Wars, evolution - we would not be the same without them. It's amazing that all the coibs that have been flipper landed on today. Of all the possibilities that could have happened, today was the answer. It's not perfect. But hey, we exist. We're one chance in a billion trillion gazillion, and the coin landed on us. We owe so much to our planet. And how to we repay it? Not very well, that's for sure. SAVE ELECTRICITY, PEOPLE!!!!

And now I'm going to sleep. Night.

Phoebe said...

Your awesome ded dissapeared??

Stupid comment deleted thingy reason uh...

Ahem.

Aaaaaanyway.....

Niamhy Jay said...

Night Star!!
*hugs*

Anonymous said...

I like how you put SP first on the list of things we owe it...

Anonymous said...

NIGHT STAR!!!

Luciana said...

Amazing dedication, Star.

You'rewaybetterthanmewithdedicationsthough.

Night, Star!

Phoebe said...

Bye star!!

Phoebe said...

Actually, I might go too. Night everyone!!

Anonymous said...

My dedications tend to be repetitive...

Willow Storm said...

God, I love being part of this family. -_-

Anonymous said...

Bye Miss Phoebe!

Noelle said...

BYE STAR! BYE PHOEBEE!!! *hugs*


*raises glass* I CONCUR

Anonymous said...

Still having issues? What's wrong now?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Night

Well no earth + no Derek = no SP

And no SP = no Minions

Phoebe said...

Oh, an one last thing...


*showers everyone with Valsnacks* enjoy!!

Ad bye :)

Anonymous said...

*grabs all the Valsnacks* *spits them out*

MARRshmallows are better.

Willow Storm said...

Bye, Star, Phoebe!

Flame Phoenix said...

I'm going, bye!

Anonymous said...

Hey, Willow. How are you this *looks out window* awful rainy day?

Noelle said...

LOL.

OMFG... A glass just broke, and I cut my hand because I'm stupiddddd D':

Anonymous said...

Bye FLAME!

Anonymous said...

Haha Adra.

Niamhy Jay said...

Bye Flame
*hugs*

Welcome Back Willow!!
*hugs*

Willow Storm said...

Not very good. Yourself?

Willow Storm said...

Bye, Flame

Noelle said...

BYE FLAMEEEEEEEEEEEE *hugs*

OI! KES! That isn't funny! Seriously, the glass cut open my hand... And it really hurts...

Niamhy Jay said...

*hugs Adra and Bandages her up*

Anonymous said...

I'm fine Willow. What's wrong?

Noelle said...

Thanks, NJ dahling xD... No I'm just trying to stop it from bleedin'...

Anonymous said...

Put a band-aid on it. Or I can take you to Nye...

Niamhy Jay said...

Guys, I gotta go now

Take care.

*hugs everyone*

Bye!!

Willow Storm said...

Just the usual, Kes.

Noelle said...

*waves* BYEEEE

And I will wrap it up soon enough... My hand, not the blog LOL

Luciana said...

Bye, everyone that left! *hugs*

Willow Storm said...

Bye, NJ! *hugs*

Anonymous said...

Bye NJ!

I'm sorry Willow...If there's anything I can do...?

http://www.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/p/keep-calm-and-eat-skulcakes/

Anonymous said...

Hey KAL! Or do you prefer Mickey now...?

Anonymous said...

I have to go...

Willow Storm said...

It's fine, Mickey.
*hugs*
Don't worry I haven't forgot you :P
*hugs again*
It's nice to see you.

Willow Storm said...

Bye, Kes!
*hugs*

Noelle said...

*sings*
I see a little silhouette of a man
SCARAMOUCH SCARACMOUCH WILL YOU DO THE FANDANGO!
*thunder bolts and lightning, very very frightening*
EEK!
* Galileo*
GALILEO
* Galileo*
GALILEO
*Galileo MAGNIFICOOOOOOOO

dun dun DUN DUN DUN!

I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
HE'S JUST A POOR BOY FROM A POOR FAMILY SPARING HIS LIFE FOR THIS MONSTROSITY!
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go
THIS WILL NOT GOOOO WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO
*Let me go!*
THIS WILL NOT GO WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO
*let me go!*
WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO
*let me go*
WE WILL NOT YET YOU GO
*oh let me gooooo*
NO NO NO NO NO
*oh mamma mia oh mamma mia*
MAMMA MIA LET ME GO BEELZEBUB WITH THE DEVIL WITH HIS SIGHT FOR MEEE FOR MEEEE FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*rocks out*

So you think you can stop me and ______. SO you think you can love me and leave me to DIIEEE. OOOOOOOHHHH baby... Can't do this to me babyyyy just gotta get out, gust gotta get right outta heeyahhh....

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hi everyone

*revives self from dead*

i dont care! If Darquesse can....*shakes fist*

Noelle said...

bye Kes!!!!....

Willow Storm said...

Hey, Zaf.javascript:void(0)

Willow Storm said...

O.O javascript:void(0)???

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hi Willow!

Noelle said...

And there goes my improv... NO that was not copy and pasted... I just love Queen

Willow Storm said...

I shall live alone with two cats.

Luciana said...

Hi/bye, anyone that came/left! *hugs*

Msd.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Luce!

Oh god sorry

"Be good to him Luce. Quality knows when you see one.&

Willow Storm said...

Hye Luce!

Luciana said...

Hey, Zaf.

And, uh...What? *is incredibly confuddled*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

From Jekyll and Hyde.....OMG MY MIND EXPLODED AGAIN

Luciana said...

*hugs Willow* Hello.

I'm still confused...

Noelle said...

Luce.. Yo uneed to read FAllen... .the main character is nammed Luce...

Luciana said...

Fallen? *frowns* What's that?

Noelle said...

Well... It's a book... It's about a girl named Luce who goes to a boarding school in Louisiana... At least, I think it's in Lousiana... It's a romance, but i LOVE IT

Noelle said...

*louisiana

Noelle said...

Well... All I have to do NOW is wait a week to see how my rock candy turned out...

Lavinia scarlet said...

KOTW is the best book ever!!!!
i read the blog on tesco, it was good but mostly it made me want SP 8 even more! i can't wait!!

amazing first episode of doctor who series 7, the doctor reminded a teeny weeny bit of skulduggery, that clever know it all...
also merlin series 5 coming at the end of september...

Willow Storm said...

I WANT TO READ IT! BUT, MUM WON'T LET ME READ ANYTHING.

Luciana said...

Huh. I'll check it out..

Super msd, now. :( My mum is in a foul mood and I'm likely to fall asleep...

Noelle said...

okay!!! *hugs*

And keep at it, Willow! IT. IS. WORTH. EVERYTHING.

NOM Ominous said...

iSmell

Anonymous said...

I have returned!

http://www.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/p/keep-calm-and-eat-skulcakes/

Look at this awesomeness that I made!

Noelle said...

Hey Thrust!!!! *hugs*

OMG KES!!! WIN!

Noelle said...

http://www.myrecipes.com/recipe/skeleton-cupcakes-10000001875466/

Anonymous said...

ADRA!

I know. It is awesome.

Anonymous said...

SKULCAKES! Awesome!

Noelle said...

I KNOW!!! I'm making some now... Cookies last night, rock candy today, and now?

SKUL CAKES.

FINALLY.

Anonymous said...

I am going to bookmark that page and insist on having them for my birthday. I am going to try to SP themed, but I only know one other person who has read them so...

Noelle said...

I want a Doctor Who/ SP theme birthday... But everyone knows how obsessed i am so...

NOM Ominous said...

Alright, kes
*Skulcakes in hand*
Oh God, I'm sorry I can't sit still with the awesomeness...
Dang it, there goes the skulcake.
on the floor, and I just cleans these carpets.
Alright, calm down, thrust... Ok.... Now I think I can even eat a skulcake.


That's a new saying, "I'm so calm I could eat a skulcake!"

....
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What's a skulcake?

Anonymous said...

A skulcake is a Skulduggery cupcake.

Noelle said...

There is a link I sent up above... ^^^^^.....

Anonymous said...

And Adra, they all know that I am obsessed, but they all refuse to read them, Golden God knows why.

NOM Ominous said...

No he doesn't, Kes... No he doesn't

NOM Ominous said...

Anyway, I'm busy frying a palatapus on a rock.

Anonymous said...

Very true. I realized that after I posted it.

Anonymous said...

Um..Don't platupi live in Australia?

Noelle said...

LOL..... xD

And uh... Thrust? LOL

Anonymous said...

what do platupi taste like...?

NOM Ominous said...

Oh I dont eat platupuses.... It's easier to tear peices from it if it's fryed...

Anonymous said...

You are strange. I like you.

Anonymous said...

Adra, Thrust has NEVER had a KLONDIKE BAR!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

You know I realised that ever since I read SP i keep using spelling like Derek....i wrote in Spanish class me favorita libro es Skulduggery Pleasant: Kingdom of The Wicked. I had to translate to English and spelled 'favourite'

NOM Ominous said...

That's weird.

This guy started yelling at the sky for loosing meat.

NOM Ominous said...

isn't that how it's spell-- oh yeah you're american...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Yeah Thrust im American xD i still have no clue why I have an accent!

NOM Ominous said...

you've got an accent? an american one?

Noelle said...

LOL ZAF....

and don't Aussies eat kangaroo meat, also??

Anonymous said...

I'm American to. I've been spelling like that too. And saying mum.

NOM Ominous said...

Okay fine, it was a beaver...
It was alive!!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Apparently we Americans have accents. Davina Marr did. Though im not proud she's American

Anonymous said...

I am. I liked Marr. In the way that you like a villain of course. And she had a BOSTON accent, which even I can hear.

NOM Ominous said...

Zaf what do you mean by YOU having an accent?

I spell like that cuz I live in Quebec and *breaks off into really long story about French and English people*

Lots of people don't care though, which is understandible seeing as it's no big deal, but I just write like it without thonking about it.

Anonymous said...

Thrust, you ate a LIVE beaver? That is so incredibly disgustiong...

Anonymous said...

Thrust, same. Except I am in America no Canada, and...

NOM Ominous said...

no... I never said that...
PAY! ATTENTION!
I chucked dead fried beaver at people.

NOM Ominous said...

so technically it was edib;e, but I would never eat beaver. Only chicken

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I was told by Brits i skyped that i got one...i dont!! If you want me to go find a video of me ill post link. All my YouTube stuff is needing links to view

NOM Ominous said...

You mean an american one zaf?

Anonymous said...

Well, we have accents to people in different countries, just like they have accents to us. And, sorry Zaf, but I saw one of your videos and you do.

NOM Ominous said...

I don't have any idea what to call my accent, I fumble with words coming out of my mouth, so I sound... uh... I donno... any way then I let loose a weird irish sounding word like doon't. Then I laugh cuz I fumble with words.

Noelle said...

Almost finished with the skulcakes

NOM Ominous said...

Can I see?

And I can imitate accents pretty well. Sometimes.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I'm pretty good at accents!


I was doing stuff about England today so I was talking in an English accent... 'Twas fun.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

First

Anonymous said...

I can do an English accent. That's about it. Kind of a French one but not really. I wish I could do Russian...

NOM Ominous said...

yes you are val v...
*grins val v to dust with a pair of rocks covered in sand paper*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Yay! First!


I dedicate this page to:

1. KOTW. I'm supposed to get it today or tomorrow...

2. Derek. Come to my party? Please? PRETTY PLEASE?

3. The Derek-lizard, Derek the Landysaurous Rex, all the porcupine things I own named Fletcher, the Fletcher thing Amanda made me, and ME.

Anonymous said...

Dedicating to yourself is cheating. What is Derek the Landysaurous Rex?

Noelle said...

SO here I am at home, making skulcakes, all alone...

AND THE STUPID FIRE ALARM GOES OFF.

And I FLIP. OUT. JESUS, WHY DO CUPCAKES HAVE TO BE AT 425 DEGREES?

And now I'm shaking... literally, my hands are shaking.

Anonymous said...

Was it because of the cupcakes?



*crosses fingers* Please don't notice me standing there with a match...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2KynieCc18



I'm Skulduggery, and Amanda is China, despite the fact she has red hair. Also, I was talking in a funny voice because I was delirious.


WATCH THE VIDEO.

Noelle said...

Landysaurous Rex... I LOVE IT. *does the dinosaur*

and yes, it was. I nearly DIED of fright.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Derek the Landysaurous Rex is my dinosaur puppet I got a while ago.


And I can dedicate to myself. I've done it loads of times in the past.

Anonymous said...

I am going to make one of those Keep Calm things and order it as a poser and a mug. THEN I WILL HAVE SKULDUGGERY PARAPHERNALIA!

Anonymous said...

This profile picture...

Anonymous said...

Hi GANDALF!

Anonymous said...

Or this one?

Noelle said...

WTF VAL....

And uh... Teh first? Mainly because i don't care for the second.

Anonymous said...

The current one.

Anonymous said...

This pro pic...

Anonymous said...

need tie breaker...

Anonymous said...

or this one?

Eve the ROCK said...

Awwwwwwww, I love my family! After all this "Stop being so obsessed with Skulduggery" guess what they got me for my birthday?

A skeleton to hang in my room

A digital frame with Skulduggery pictures already on it

And a hand-drawn picture of Skulduggery from my big brother :D

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Zaf gtg and will not bbl

Anonymous said...

Oh my god Eve. THAT IS AWESOME!


BYE ZAF!

NOM Ominous said...

kes... how did all you pics change?!

And i dont know, phoenix... maybe val v will answer..

NOM Ominous said...

kes... how did all you pics change?!

And i dont know, phoenix... maybe val v will answer..

Anonymous said...

I have to go...BYE!

Anonymous said...

MEH!!! Bye Kes...

NOM Ominous said...

or eve. and is it your birthday?1
HAAAPPY BIRTHDAY!
*does crazy stuff that can't be discribed*

Anonymous said...

Happy birthday, Eve!

Anonymous said...

I use this pic for now, cuz I too lazy to change it back. :3

Anonymous said...

Guh... WiFi... Stop... Crawling...

Anonymous said...

Is anybody actually HERE?!?!?

Noelle said...

HERE]\


Faintly!

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