Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Book Charts and Breaches

Ah, my Minions...

As some of you are aware, KOTW was released early in some parts of the UK. Mistakes were made, I am told, and by the time news got out, it was already too late to do anything. Our official release date had been breached.

I was told all about it. I shrugged. Hey. It happens.

While this tends to mean very little for the overall sales of the book- the same amount of people are going to buy it, after all- it CAN mean that a new book doesn't get to rise as high in the book charts as it otherwise would have, and so doesn't get discussed in the media, and so more people aren't made aware of it...

For example, if a thousand people intend to buy a book the first week it's out, then a thousand sales will move it to a certain spot in the chart. But if five hundred of those people manage to buy the book a week EARLIER, then those sales are spread out over two weeks, and so it doesn't reach as high.

A breached release date can mean the difference between a best-selling book and a NUMBER ONE best-selling book, which is what all publishers are looking for.

Me personally? I'm not OVERLY bothered. Death Bringer was a number one bestseller last year in the UK and Ireland, and that's enough for me. Like I said, I wasn't too fussed at the idea that a few thousand books has been sold before the release date. So what if I didn't reach number one twice in a row? Did I really care? Nope, I didn't.

Which doesn't mean I wasn't utterly delighted by the news today that DESPITE a breached release date, KOTW is now the number one book for young adults in the UK- so thank you, Minions! (I haven't been told how we're doing in Ireland yet, so I'll hold off my extra-wide grin for THAT moment...)

The reader reaction to KOTW has been wonderful. I know a lot of you were stunned by certain events- of which you are free to talk about in the Spoiler Zone post below- and I know some of you would have quite liked to throttle me upon closing the book, so I want to thank you for investing so much of your faith and emotion in these characters. All I can say is: prepare yourself. You have, I assure you, seen NOTHING yet.

And speaking of the final installments, here's a link to a short thingy I wrote for the Tesco website...

http://booksblog.tesco.com

4,912 comments:

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Luciana said...

Heya, Zaf. :)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hey Luce. I finished KOTW today. I am. In love

Phoebe said...

Still cant get over the end though....

I knew it would happen. I just knew. But as sudden and dramatic as that............

* sighs * Avoiding saying spoilers is so TRICKY!!!

But I hate it when other people spoil so.....

Star Inkbright said...

KOTW is awesommme. :)

Adra Cruciatus said...

Hellooo?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

It was awesome!!!! I...uhm.

I had SEVERE emotional spazz at the end in History. My teacher just thought i had issues

Luciana said...

Oh, you were asking about what happened on Chatzy last time...

Uh...

Not sure what to say, really.

Phoebe said...

Well, its better to say SOMETHING than nothing. For our sakes.

Unknown said...

i be back.

Star Inkbright said...

WB Irvine!

ADRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Hi!

Adra Cruciatus said...

STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR

Unknown said...

AH i'm on p 410 of KOTW. don't want to finish. ghfhbovfsab

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Ivy just finish it. Just finish. And dont die

Flame Phoenix said...

Imma go now!

BYE!

Unknown said...

blerh i meant 410..

i want to know what this big thing is at the end... -_-

Adra Cruciatus said...

BYE FLAME!!! *hugs*


Is any one here going to a derek signing soon?

Phoebe said...

Oh its a HUGE thing at the end :)

You NEED to finnish it.

Phoebe said...

If i knew where one was nearby, I would SO go.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Ivy. I would tell you but,
1. Derek hates spoilers
2. I like living
3. Its too epic to spoil

Phoebe said...

I WOULD NEVER SPOIL IT!!!!!!!!!

ITS SO EPIC!!!!

Just read. READ. Now.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I suggest anyone who hasnt ordered it or bought it

GET OUTTA YOUR CORNER AND GOOO

Phoebe said...

Do what Zaf said. NOW.

Star Inkbright said...

Argh. Gtg. MIGHT bbl. Fours!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Dont be like Celine. I slapped her today in English. She looked up spoilers,

She said, *insert spoiler*

me, What did i say about doing that?! *smacks with KOTW*

Adra Cruciatus said...

BYE STARRRRRRRRR *hugs*

Adra Cruciatus said...

LOL ZAF!!! *high five*

EPIC

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*high five*

she deserved it. I made a new law today, NO LOOKING UP SPOILERS

Anonymous said...

Hi people!

I swear, if you keep talking about this huge thing at the end of a book which I may not get until October 12th(long story, don't get me started), Then I will have to kill you.

Adra Cruciatus said...

KESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

*waves*

HI!

Robin Snowscar said...

*walks in*

Anonymous said...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Why does your name keep getting shorter and shorter?

Anonymous said...

Robin! HI!

Phoebe said...

Hey Kes!!!!! * pushes into lake * it's how I greet people now. By pushing them in lakes.

* hands a Valsnack *

Phoebe said...

Heya robin :D

* pushes into lake, then hands Valsnack *

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...
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Anonymous said...

*takes Valsnack* *spits out and grabs MARRshmallow* *flails around in lake*

HI PHOEBE!

Anonymous said...

SHUT UP ZAF! I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT! NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Noelle said...

Because it can


ROBBBBBIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNN

I has a question for you... I don't know where you're from, but would you happen to be going to a Derek signing?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*continues to hang upside down in tree*

hehehe!!

*giggles and pokes Derek from his inbox*

Robin Snowscar said...

*frowns* I don't like water.

Hiya!

Anonymous said...

*knocks Zaf off of tree*

Noelle said...

Zaf. Seriously. That is not funny.

STOP. SPOILING IT. SERIOUSLY. I AM SO FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW.

YOU CAN NOT SPOIL IT. SERIOUSLY. YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND THAT. THE REST OF US HAVEN'T GOTTEN THE BOOKS YET. And me? I've tried so hard to avoid spoilers, and there you go....

Sorry for yelling, and luv ya, but really...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I didnt say crap...gawd peoples....

*falls outta tree*

not funny!!!

Anonymous said...

Thank you Adra. The more you spoil Zaf, the more I want to look at the spoiler post, and the harder it is for me to resist.

Anonymous said...

Yes, it kinda was. *throws Zaf in volcano*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Yoo do realizeanything i say about KOTW besudesit was AWESOME is a lie right?

Anonymous said...

wbd, doing homework.

Noelle said...

Zaf, you said "that's it. they won"

THEY WON.

REALLY. Now, when I read it, I'm going to know how it ends, no matter how bad the situation, I know that they'll get out of it. I will HATE it.

Anonymous said...

So they don't win? Wait, don't answer that.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*shadow walks out of volcano*

next person to do it im going to hurt mentally

Robin Snowscar said...

*sits down and hums*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Gaah DONT BELIEVE ANYTHING I SAY ABOUT THE BOOK GOT IT? I am not answering that Kes. I slapped Celine today. I dont like spoilers.

Anonymous said...

*hums along to whatever Robin is humming*

Noelle said...

Well.... Not to be pessemistic, but how do I know that you're not just trying to cover it up?

I dunno!

... *shakes head sadly* UGH. I JUST WANT THE FUCKING BOOK.

Anonymous said...

Ok. Ok. *takes a deep breath* I am now going to forget everything you said about it. *wipes mind of KotW*

NOw, would you like to know why it might not get here til October 12th?

Noelle said...

YES

Robin Snowscar said...

You swore :O

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*shrugs* well you'll know what is lie what is truth excuse me as i shut up before i end up having a second video from Derek

Luciana said...

ANYONE THAT HAS FACEBOOK, PLEASE CHECK OUT A PAGE CALLED

Skulduggery Pleasant Magic Vs. Magic

Starting from midnight (uk time) we'll be holding a day full of SP activities. XD we'd be honoured for you to take part. <3 LOVE YOU GUYS.

It'll be fun so long as we get enough people to join in with the quizzes, omegle hunts, spot the differences and whatever else we have in store for you all. <3

*hugs everyone* now I'm in even more pain..

Noelle said...

Yeah. I did. That's what I do when I get angry.

Robin Snowscar said...

Don't swear, it's a bad habit.

I'll check it out L!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Gaaah i gotta rant....brb going to spoiler zone

Anonymous said...

Ok. So, I ordered KotW in early June. From Amazon, which until now was my best friend. It said it would be here by September 4th. Then, on August 31st, we received a message saying that KotW was unavailable, that Amazon didn't have it, blah,blah,blah. It then told us to reorder from Amazon Marketplace. We proceeded to do so, and it charged us 5 extra dollars. I was fine with that. What is 5 dollars in order to get KotW after all? But THEN the next day, we got the arrival estimation dates. Which were, September 28th- October 12th. Do you know how LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNGGGGG that is?

Noelle said...

Ah.... Sorry, it's already a habit.

And mine apparently hasn't even been shipped yet! WTF! I AM SO _______ ________ _______ ____ ________ RIGHT NOW.

JESUS. I HATE SHIPPING. *is in a rage, please ignore*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Well mine was Seot 13th to October 1st it changed again. But it came waaaay too early. So the odds might be in your favour

Robin Snowscar said...

Uuugh gtg bye!

Anonymous said...

Mine shipped day before yesterday. BUt seriously? October 12th? What's the arrival date estimated to be for yours?

Noelle said...

Bye Robin!!! *hugs*

And I ordered mine about two months ago... And it hasn't been shipped yet. WTF. W.T.F.

Anonymous said...

Bye Robin!

Ok, Zaf that gives me hope!


































































































NOt really though. With my luck, it won't get here til Halloween.

Anonymous said...

That.Is.Awful.Adra.

Where did you order from?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Well its possible, i mean...never know

Phoebe said...

Oh, poor, poor you. Poor deprived Kes. That is SO harsh.

Noelle said...

My estimated shipping date?

I don't know.

BECAUSE IT HASN'T BEEN SHIPPED YET

>:(((((((

Anonymous said...

True. I also have the U.K. editions of books 1-3 which were supposed to get here the 4th, and are not here yet.

Phoebe said...

...and Adra.

Sorry I left for a bit. Them I came back .

Anonymous said...

ADRA, WE MUST GO ATTACK AMAZON WITH FLAMING PITCHFORKS DIPPED IN POISON!!!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I got 1-3 American 4-7 and TEOTW UK

Noelle said...

Ah yes. Amazon...

I swear, it'll be so hard having to wait for it D';


AND avoiding spoilers.

Anonymous said...

I have 1-2 American, no 3(sadly, no clue why, but soon I will have all three in U.K. as well) 4-6(and soon to be 7) in U.K., and TEOTW in U.K.

Noelle said...

Okay. I have a solution. I'm going to throw my computer out the window.

*nods*

NOM Ominous said...

I was so happy when i got DB. My mom, who sometimes works there, came to school and gave it to me.
Only, I couldnt take it home cuz it was (OVER PRICED!!!) pb, my bag was full. and I think it was raining. *nods* It was probably raining... *twiddles thumbs*

Anonymous said...

Adra, I have clicked on the spoiler post, and then X-ed out before it finished loading SO MANY TIMES. It is physically PAINFUL!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I sobbed at the sight of KOTW on my book shelf.

Noelle said...

Omg... You know what? I'm sorry everyone, but I'm too angry to deal with this peacefully right now....

Sorry, but I must go...

Bye

Phoebe said...

Yes. I can REALLY tell you threw your comp out the window, Adra, by the way your still talking to me.

* sarcasm *

AND... No need to read the book, I can just tell you what happens! The world explodes!!

Jks and by the way guys just so you know I would NEVER post spoilers. I loathe people who do, and loathing myself
Would be possible but hard to keep up.

Anonymous said...

Ok, here's MY DB story.

I asked for it for Christmas. I didn't get it for Christmas, and Santa/St.Nick left a note saying that he didn't bring it because my PARENTS had already ordered it for me for Hannukah. But THEN I didn't get it til at LEAST December 32st.

And for MC, AND DD.

I finished TFO and was waiting for the next one. I waited 1-3 years, for a sequel to come out. Little did I know that they were only published everywhere but here. I was left thinking that the series ENDED woth TFO.

Anonymous said...

Bye ADRA!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I thought Derek's ego exploded xD seriously my dear Celine believed me on that

Phoebe said...

Bye Adra. I'm sure KOTW will arrive sooner rather than later :)

Hopefully.

I hope it does for your sake, if nothing else.

Anonymous said...

Derek's ego could NEVER explode.

NOM Ominous said...

I loathe myself all the time, phoebe.


Hannuka FTW

Phoebe said...

...do I know Celiene?? Or is she just some annoying person YOU know.

Anonymous said...

Yes, Thrust. FTW!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Story time!!!!!

So, Vinette firced me to read book 1. I soon read the first triology. We waited til Christmas. Sahta gave her the next 3 for Christmas. I borrowed off Vinette. Then my birthday a month later i ordered the second triology. I had Secoter and PWF then, May or something i got TEOTW then in the sunmer i git TFO then Wednesday or Tuesday this week i got KOTW. Vinn doesnt have PWF, TEOTW KOTW

Phoebe said...

LOL guys.

But, I can't loathe myself forever * looks at self in mirror * I'm to pretty!!

Jks I'm not really. At all.

Aaaaaaaaaaanyway...

Uilliam Kinsella said...

hi everyone

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hi Eden....

NOM Ominous said...

bwaahahahaha How evil:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfC34VBmf6U&feature=relmfu

And yes kes. FTW

Anonymous said...

Hello Eden!

Uilliam Kinsella said...

hi zaf my db story is i didnt even know the book was out till my uncle surprised me with a signed copy and i got kotw at a signing

Anonymous said...

SIGNED COPY?!?!?! Your uncle is AWESOME! And how did you not know it was out? Although I can't really talk...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I NEED A BOOK SIGNED!!!!!

If Derek ever gets or sends a letter BACK i'll send him my one copy if Scepter of The Ancients

Uilliam Kinsella said...

he just surprised me cause sp was all i talked about and this was all before i started to read the blog and yeah hes awesome bald but awesome and he got me a periodic table from one of the labs he worked in in nasa

Phoebe said...

My story now...


I begged my mum literally on my knees until she finally got DB. She now regrets the day she got the first book for me - I am completely and utterly obsessed.

With KOTW, I basically died when I found out I wasn't going to be anywhere NEAR nz - I was going to be in Scotland this time (I travel alot if you hadn't noticed) how could I bear the thought of other people being able to read it, and I SHOULDve been able to read too if I wasn't damn traveling so much.

I finally understood how you Americans feel )

And then I was saved :) Some relatives of mine that I hadn't seen in ages were going to come to Scotland to see us. I BEGGED them to bring a copy of KOTW. They are so nice :D

But mum made me say hello before GIMME THE BOOK.


Phoebe said...

Heya eden :)

Phoebe said...

:( I have NO signed copy's.

What address do you send letters to Derek to?

Uilliam Kinsella said...

ha thats funny and my kotw experience was i wasnt going to go until derek changed the date then i got it signed in kilkenny

Uilliam Kinsella said...

yeah it probably wouldnt take to long because if i knew his address i could drive to his house so yeah need his adress or emailadress

Phoebe said...

* sighs * is it just me or is the latest news bit on the sp site hardly ever updated/changed? There hasn't been a vomp or something like that in AGES..........

Phoebe said...

Somebody tell me an address to send letters to!!!!!

Uilliam Kinsella said...

yeah thats why i go to the blog for news

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Depends on the country. I kniw i sent to New York City. DAMN EITHER HE HAS IT OR THEY DO

NOM Ominous said...

I got the librarian at my school to get the first four books cuz I loved them so much
no one was taking them. I tried to get people to read them but almost nobody wanted to.
I got the library to put them on a sujestion class reading list. When I got back to school the two first ones were gone!

Uilliam Kinsella said...

well i think the comments we are posting go straight to his email account so

dear derek
i met you in kilkenny i was the kid in the maroon uniformm and the cows lick and remember how you said i could be in the book and i dont care if i die
yours sincerely
eden threatening

Uilliam Kinsella said...

i dont need to try in my new school a good few first years have read the books but of course im the only one out of them whos on blogland

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Lucky!!! I think after my....stupid acts. I could never be in a book. Plus ill never meet Derek. Thank you, HarperCollins! I guess *sighs and loooks up at Derek from his inbox*

i never thought to see myself actually ask for forgiveness. But, I am. Dont hate me please. Im nice. I love the Irish.

Phoebe said...

It can enable/disable comments going straight to your email. And given we usually write, eventually, 5000 comments per post (not every time, mind) I think hed've disabled it by now.

Anonymous said...

I have returned! Sorry, I just watched his newest interwiew, and it was AWESOME!

Phoebe said...

* yawns * I might go now. It's late in France......

Phoebe said...

Which newest interview!?

Anonymous said...

I have to go. BYE!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Yes but sorry to say, knowing Derek he's still trying to disable that feature

Phoebe said...

Me to bye!!!!!!!!!!!

Uilliam Kinsella said...

hopefully he hasnt figured out how to do it but anyway it was so funny in my school last week when the teacher was making us think of a word that starts with bi and one kid made a mistake and said bisectual

NOM Ominous said...

me as well.

Uilliam Kinsella said...

bye phoebe bye thrust

NOM Ominous said...

but first...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saCRGuD5ri0&feature=relmfu

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

WHAT THE HELL IS AMAZON'S PROBLEM?! THEY CANCELLED MY FREAKING ORDER! I ORDERED KOTW IN JULY AND THEY CANCELLED IT!!!!

Uilliam Kinsella said...

recently

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

This isn't fair. Amazon told me I'd get it by TODAY. And now I can't even order it unless it's from the UK.

Uilliam Kinsella said...

ohhhh well ive already read so i used to obsess about kotw but know that ive read it it all goes away strange isnt it

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hmmm. Val i ordered from the UK now i knw why it came

Uilliam Kinsella said...

you know how its strange that you cant wait and then it all goes away

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I don't CARE that it goes away. IT WON'T GO AWAY, EDEN. THE BOOK ISN'T COMING.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Val order it used. I did that with DD

Uilliam Kinsella said...

well the important thing is that its not the end of the world get it * chuckles *

Uilliam Kinsella said...

the ending was brilliant

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

EDEN *goares*

no telling

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I'm not in the mood for jokes right now. I'm super pissed off.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Val thats my advice. Im serious

Uilliam Kinsella said...

im not going to spoil but the joke was good eh and i get that yur pissed ive had a lot of trouble off amazon

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

But the thing is, I don't like ordering things used. If I order it used it won't be in perfect condition, and I'm a freak about that kind of stuff. That's one of the reasons I have 27 SP books.

Uilliam Kinsella said...

wow i only have nine

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Val, i ordered DD used it came in perfect condition

Uilliam Kinsella said...

it would ve had to or else i would have complained to amazon if it was me

Uilliam Kinsella said...

gtg everyone be back tomorrow hope everythings gets sorted out with the book val

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I was pissed. That happened to me on DD i just used the link Derek posted in the cover post

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I got my book from the UK now... With fast shipping... It cost way more money but now it'll be here by Wednesday.

Jophiel said...

No! Eden come back!

Jophiel said...

Oh, that was like 40 minutes ago

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Yeah.

Jophiel said...

How are you Cain? And you can kill me, I know Skulduggery does after the "incident" with the Bentley

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I'm fine, I suppose.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

And you?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Zaff alive

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Uno!!!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

That was waaaay too easy

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I dedicate this page to, forgiveness. People do stupid things. I am definetly one of them. But yet we manage to pull through even in our darkest hour. Like people who kill. They did stupid things. There is someone out there forgiving them. I think everyone deserves another chance. Sometimes its not their fault. I know an example but, for sake of others I shall not use the particular one. I think of Doctor Nye instead. Nye was an evil sadistic....thing. It tortured people in the war but yet Ravel and the Irish Council gave it a second chance to work in the Sanctuary. Now we all know Nye isnt exactly trustworthy but still. It was granted a second chance. Yeah itpretty much guarentee is going to do something illegal. No matter how bad some crime was they still get a chance. I know im guilty ofpretty much doing stupid things but. It is what it is. I also dedicate to my fellow Ameriminions. I know, it sucks. We cant meet Derek, but you know what? It'll make the moment that we do more special. The Funny-Accented-Minions and UK Minions have seen him. We Ameriminions havent. The moment will just be more epic. So to all Ameriminions, we will meet Derek. We just need to be paitent. Our time to shine will come. We go with what we have. Soon or later HarperCollins will see we do exsist. And im sure Derek cant wait to meet the Ameriminions.

Luciana said...

*claps* Amazing dedication, sweetie! *hugs*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Awww thanks! I thought I was lonely

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*sits watching the stars*

Derek you awake? I know you must be stalking me.

Luciana said...

No, I'm here. :3

You can't get rid of me that easy. :P

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Yaaay!!!!! Shall we pester Derek to say hi?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hello Harmony..

Luciana said...

Zaf it's 1am. Is he even awake!?

Hey, Harmony.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Probably. Playing video games or doing whatever authors do, last time he commented at 1am.

Sir said...

Hello there, to both of you.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

HI!!!!

*hugs*

Sir said...

... I shall admit, I'm not much of a "hug" person.

So I'd appreciate it if you detached yourself from my ribcage.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*backs off and hangs upside down from tree*

sorry I was tempted to poke Derek. Ahem i...I HAVENT EXPLODED ANYTHING TODAY :D

See see? I can contain that

Anonymous said...

Hi!

And Val, if you are on, or if you read the comments, I ordered mine IN JUNE, and it was supposed to get here THE 4TH and it did the same thing with me.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Why do I feel like international shipping likes me?

Sir said...

Perhaps because it does. You never know.

Anonymous said...

They sent it to you on time, because they were afraid that you'd blow up Ireland if they didn't.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Yet....I DONT know if Derel recieved a letter from my friends and i

Anonymous said...

Hello Sir. I heard that you are a Floridian. Is that true? Because I AM TOO!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*grins*

i'd only explode them. I'd leave Ireland and Derek

Anonymous said...

He might've gotten it and just not managed to reply or whatever yet. I mean, he HAS been on tour, and at signings, and he seems to have been getting a lot of letters lately.

Sir said...

Really Kestrel? Because I AM from Florida.

Who told you that I am? I may have to eat their face.

Anonymous said...

Zaf, would you mind exploding Amazon for me? I HATE THEM right now.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

He said he got Adra's....but not mine. I sent it in JUNE. I swear!!!!! Imma blow up something if he didnt get it

Anonymous said...

I can't remember who told me...

WHERE in Florida? And would you like to be the third Elder in the Florida AS that I am Grande Mage of?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I have full permission


*explodes Amazon*

Anonymous said...

It might've gotten lost in the mail...

Anonymous said...

Yay! Amazon is dead, and my book was shipped already so it will still get here!
*hugs Zaf*

Sir said...

An elder?

I'd laugh, but that would be rude.

Have you heard of Satellite Beach?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*hugs Kes*

i so would win the award for most explosive minion

Anonymous said...

Nope. I shall go look it up now. I'll take it you don't want to join then?

I'm in Boynton/West Palm Beach.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, you probably would Zaf.

Sir said...

No offense, but it's simply not how I act. Due to the fact that I'm a gentleman, I do my best to avoid every single possible responsibility I can.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Im Grand Mage of the East of the USA im actually pretty nice. Just, I explode

Luciana said...

For the record, international shipping adores me. I buy so many things from Australia. Like my proof copy. XD

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

It likes BOOKS unless I got sent a book it usually hates me

Sir said...

Good to know that Luciana, if I need to import any illegal goods I'll know who to call.

Anonymous said...

I am jealous of your proof copy, L.

Fair enough Sir. And you are across the state from Tampa, right? We are WAY far away, but the closest to eachother so far.

Luciana said...

I'm really slow to comment, this morning, because it's the 24 hours of Skulduggery. XD

Anonymous said...

What do you mean? Am I missing something awesome?

Sir said...

Hm. Well, it's better than nothing I suppose.


Expect an impeccably dressed shark to show up at your house one day.

Harmony Dew (aka a Nac mac feegle) said...

SORRY, I SAID HI SOOO LONG AGO, I AM BACK!!

Anonymous said...

And that's not creepy at all....

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