For those of you who have read KOTW, you may remember the mention of a certain Ronda Rousey and her now-legendary armbars.
THIS is the type of woman I want my nieces to be like when they grow up.
And now I must go. I have a lot of work to do on my day off...
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(Here!)
Hi.
(There was just a group that danced beautifully to a Schindler's List track. Holy fuck.)
(Hi Star!)
(Hello!)
(So, Onwa left to talk to Deathy, so Tanya left.)
*is walking through Blogland, after having told her clones to look for Loki as well as the Hotel*
*spots a castle*
Interesting...
*starts walking towards the castle*
(Hey Noelle! Don't panic, I'm sure your group is amazing!)
Bethany: *squeezes Silente's hand reassuringly*
Berengaria: We have arrived. I brought two of my associates with me.
(Would that be Liliana's castle, Tia?)
(*wonders if Tanya is walking towards Liliths castle..*)
Onwa: *teleports beside Tanya, light bending around her to mask her*
*basically she's invisible*
((I hope you're enjoying yourself, Noelle.))
I know... But it hurts me more to see you pull away...
*raises an eyebrow slightly at the word 'associates'*
*squeezes Beth's hand back*
(...and followed was a Holocaust theme dance where the girls danced to Mad World.
They wore stars of David on their dresses
JESUS.
WHAT IS WITH THE HOLOCAUST THEME.
Our girls are next!
*She cries harder* Then... Then bind me so I can't hurt you, and I'll stay close.
(WHOOOOO GO NOELLES GIRLS!)
(Of course!)
(Unrelated to Tanya's current walk:)
*over the tannoy near Trip's bar*
Our glorious leader Queen/President Halcyon has introduced a new law that outlaws murder. Anyone caught committing or planning to commit murder will be imprisoned.
Well, uh, we don't actually have a prison yet, so we'll just fine the criminal and release them, and hope to make enough money from fines to build a prison.
Our glorious leader wishes everyone a great day!
(Go Noelle go! :3)
Onwa: *trips Tanya up, face first into the mud, still invisible*
Politician: Hello, Berengaria. *he bows slightly* It is a pleasure to have you here.
Berengaria: *she bows slightly, also* You know why I am here. And you know that an alliance with me would be the best thing for this realm, given your current and past situations with Minerve.
Politician 2: But we are somewhat sceptical about your agreement. What do we get in return, should we agree to give you resources?
Berengaria: The protection of another goddess. This realm is exactly half way between my realm and that of Phaestra. Not only will you be guaranteeing an alliance with me, but with her, also.
*nods, listening*
*she isn't good with political stuff*
*she's better with obeying than politics*
*growls at her muddy face*
*looks around*
*sees nobody*
*wipes her face*
Low standards, you hear me!?
*breaks into a medium-paced jog towards the castle*
(Ouch..mum just hit her eye on a symbol..the skin near her eye has a straight cut and a swollen black part at the side..I..she wouldn't let me hug her..or help her..)
(:0 Emma got hurt oh noooo)
Onwa: *teleports slightly ahead of Tanya again*
*sticks her leg out at optimum timing to trip her again*
(@Jai Politics, in a nutshell, is saying as many promising things as you can without giving any promises.)
( Oh no! :c I'm sorry :c)
*goes flying, and hits the castle gate*
(I hope she's okay..)
Onwa: *sniggers*
*teleports beside her, using a foot to mush her face into the ground*
Brilliant leader.
Politician 3: So eager to get to work already? She hasn't even sat down.
Politician 1: We do not have time for pleasantries. Every moment spent debating here is another moment Minerve gets to attack us.
Berengaria: Regardless, I believe we should debate. A treaty cannot be negotiated if one side is unhappy.
Bethany: Shouldn't the fight against Minerve come first?
She's killing your people after all, chipping away at your population. Your death rate is higher than your birth rate. Keep this up and you won't have anyone left to stand against her. You need help, support.
*swings a dagger behind her, and uses the momentum to launch herself into a roll that finishes with her standing up, away from Onwa*
(Food bye!)
(Bye Kas..)
Onwa: *the dagger leaves a shallow cut in her leg, which quickly heals*
Politician 2: Support is never without a catch. Indeed, Berengaria is asking us to commit our resources - things we could use against Minerve - to her.
Berengaria: It is for your benefit. The more alliances we have, the stronger we are against Minerve.
*nods*
We wish to help, not harm.
(im here peeps)
(*cuddles Chloe*
Hey superstar. How are you?)
(I will be back soon.)
(*cuddles Jai*
Im good ^^ you, my awesome friend?
superstar?)
(Okay Soph.
*rolls eyes*
I'm not so bad. Have a good day?)
(its been alright I guess, been over my nans
Swansea lost against Chelsea
embarrassed....etc.)
(Embaressed?)
(we lost 5-0)
(Ah..not the best scores..)
(aye
hows your day been?)
((I hope whoever was injured is alright, and that you'll enjoy your dance, Noelle.))
I'm not going to tie you to a tree...
Chloe!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!! How are youuuuuuu?!
(Hey Al!
Duggy! I am, gooooooooooooooooooooood
you?
stalker?
(Hello.)
(Rather boring..but I've been emailing and bloglanding so that's fine.)
(Hey Aria!)
(Hey Jaimie)
(Me too..)
*She frowns, shivers* Please... Something.
(Hey Silver! how art thou?
cool Jai ^^)
(Gah, my boyfriend bought me two Taylor Swift CDs and earrings. he spoils me <3)
(*cuddles Aria* how are you?)
(Hello Inky, I'm fine :) it's very cold and icy outside.)
(Mm..he does spoil you sometimes..then again if he's happy to do so. *shrugs*)
(I'm good, Jaimie.
God I love my profile picture for Melione)
(its cold here too
why did I wear shorts?
I used to like Taylor Swift. I way prefer her old songs. But its great how your boyfriend spoils you ^^)
(You're wearing shorts Chloe?! are you insane?!
I love her old songs too, but come on, Blank space, Red, Back to December are amazing...)
(Blank space is amazing..)
(Omg Red should be Melione's theme song lol.
Jai, is Onwa busy right now? could we go back to our fight or...would that be too difficult?)
((I'm literally putting eyelashes on Charlie, and she's like "oh hang on, I have a phone call"
The FUCK)
(Is Charlie your little sister, Noelle? or older?)
(Putting...eyelashes..on..
*blinks, confused*
Eyelashes?
@Aria sure. You start?)
(they are...I just don't like her songs like shake it off
and im wearing tights with them
typical chloe fashion: shorts, tights, checkered top, knee high doc martins, fake ear stretcher)
(Ok Jai)
*Slowly stops swinging her sword, confused*
Stop?
Why?
(Oh and I've thought of a vague(ish) way to eventually realign Onwa and Sil2!)
Onwa: I am not attacking you. So stop attacking me.
(Nice choice, Chloe.)
(*sighs* I have to put together my cosplay for this comic con and I need to buy special makeup too -_-)
You did attack me. You pushed me against a tree with air, you dropped me from 50ft in the air. You made my blood boil, literally.
How is that not attacking me?
(diolch ^^)
(Hello Amazinky, Duggy and Aria!)
So, Onwa, how is Silente these days?
(God why does this always happen?
Um...
I dedicate to books.
And snow.
And Blogland.
And Comic-con.)
Onwa: I'm not attacking you now.
OnwaClone: As quiet as ever, Tan.
(Hi Kas! you haven't texted me D:)
(Hear hear :)
Hear hear?
Here here?
Here hear?
Hear here?
Which is it..?)
Yes, but why? Why did you stop?
*Watches her cautiously*
(hear hear!
hey Kassy!)
(I think it's hear hear)
Onwa: You grew boring.
*shrugs delicately*
(I haven't!? What is the meaning of this!?)
Ever think about letting her out?
(*nods* okay. In which case hear hear!)
OnwaClone: *laughs*
*stops suddenly, scowling*
No.
(I first thought 'onwaclone' was 'onwaclown)
(Lol Chloe)
Ah. Fair enough.
*Turns and walks away*
(im watching to much of the devils carnival)
Onwa: *watches her leave*
*fires energy, sharp energy that sizzles and burns, straight for her back*
(Which would be scarier...Clone or clown..
WHERESTHEDAMNTHINGGONE!)
(HAHA! FOUND IT!)
(clown...defo a clown...)
(Hear hear!)
Shame. Anyways, I have important things to do, as suggested by peer review, but you're more than welcome to stick around, as long as you cloak, unless you want to be found.
*turns around and gives the castle gate a pound*
Ah! Me Poof! Soy sauce!!!!
Yep, I'm gonna be a stalker when I grow up!! :D
*grins proudly at Chloe*
Hey Aria!! Ho be's yours and yous eyes?!
**how
**yous
*Hears the sizzle and frowns, turns round and ducks quickly*
*Looks more confused but turns around and keeps walking away, glancing over her shoulder*
(DUGGY HOW YOU DO' HOW YOU EYES DO'???)
(Um. I'm good Dugglyn. So are my eyes?)
(dug... *inches away*)
(Sorry. Sorting a hot water bottle :)
OnwaClone: *follows Tanya*
Onwa: *watches her walk away*
*teleports in front of her, swinging at her face*
*Deflects with her sword and just keeps on walking*
Onwa: *glares, keeping pace*
TIA I'M GOOD AND MY EYES ARE SLOWLY MELTING AND DROWNING IN REFRIED BEANS BUT OVERALL GOD, HOW ARE YOU AND YOUR EYES?!
That's good Aria!
*laughs*
I just randomly blurted that out at lunch one day and my friend were like um, ok. Great goal? *inches away*
XD
*Glances at her*
What?
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdmRvxZ4kCM)
My eyes are overall God XD oops!
(Oh my god, Dugglyn's eyes see everything! they're god!)
Onwa: What.
XD
BOW DOWN TO MY EYES!
KISS MY EY-
Actually never mind, please don't kiss my eye!!
(*tackles Dug attempting to kiss her eyes!*)
(dug....what do you know about me that I don't realize you know?)
Ahh!!!
*screams and is thrown backwards, closing her eyes tightly*
*pulls out a blow torch, aiming it at Silente and pulling the triggery thing but only smurfs come out*
*the smurfs look around in confusion*
Um......
Um...
Um...
Uh, just a sec!
*goes to email Rhos*
(Can everyone please tell me which Silente ships you remember..?
I remember Vivilente.
And Bethelente.
Dilente.
Ellenete.
Jamelente..
Uh..)
(Blakione)
*Adra curls up, shivering, then begins to get sick over the grass again*
(*frowns at the smurfs*
*pokes a smurf*
*screams as it turns evil, scrambling back, screaming*)
(*pokes blake*)
Malente
Yo Blake!! Guess what! Guess what! Guess what!
*bounces around him*
I'm gonna be a stalker when I grow up!
Or and Atmospheric and space scientist..
But hopefully a stalker!
@Chloe you do Zumba?
*couldn't remember Rhoses email*
(*gl;ares at dug*)
(hey J!)
Smurf: *grins evily and tries to bite Sil's nose*
(*hesitates then nods, adding that to the list..*
*stares at it for a moment*)
(*bites the smurfs nose first*)
(*is waiting for Sophia to return, unless Tanya should feel the need to reinforce the current lack of anti-burglary laws*
I read that as "GOD, HOW ARE YOU AND YOUR EYES?!")
(*gets rid of the list*
Never mind.)
Ah! I found his email! I have it saved with 23 other Bloglandian's emails
(Jain xD
Hi John :3)
*the smurf screams and his fellow smurfs swarm Sil*
(*glares at Aria*
Jain. Is. NOT. A. THING.)
(Eek!
*is pinned by smurfs*)
(I am back.)
Politician 1: You do not understand the position we are in. If we agree to give you resources, Minerve's soldiers could breach the city walls. And then we are all dead. Our supplies are spread thin as it is. We cannot afford to give you any more.
Berengaria: As I said - if you give us what we need, I, personally, will stop Minerve attacking you.
(Adam and I made it a thing. You and John act like an old married couple, you both argue about how adorable you are. I think that it's cute and I ship it.)
*laughs and high fives Aria*
Awesome!
Oooh! My favorite ship of all times is..
BLIP! (Trip x Blake)
I hope you know, Silente, that a reaction like that is what makes you all the more fun to ship.
(xD OMG BLIP! thats hilarious...)
(Hey Soph..)
*nods, going back to being silent*
Smurfs: *get ready to bite Silente*
*stands over Sil*
Do you promise not to kiss my eyes anymore?
If not, they'll eat you alive!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*coughs*
*Created BLIP, never to be mentioned again.*
(*glares at Sib too*
*sulks in a corner*)
(*stares at Dug*
Never!)
(*Kisses Blake softly*
Glad to have my husband back...
*Looks at the date*
It's only a few months till our anniversary...
*Fades away sadly*)
((The best is Trar...))
((Not that anyone probs remembers- but it was good. TripxBar))
((...))
*Adra *Struggles to get out of Alastair's arms- she feels the blood all over him, and shivers*
CHI!!!! :D :D :D :D
Hey!
Blip is hilarious!! :D
(Omg Chione created Blip?! xD she's a genius)
((A/N: seven little baby cafés))
(Hello again, Silente. *hugs her tightly*)
Politician 2: If you could relieve the pressure from outside the city - perhaps we would be able to talk. But not until then. The survival of this city must come first.
Restraining you isn't a solution... *is very, very still*
(WOOO!!! WOOO!!!! its Da pain train! )
*laughs*
She is! XD
*looks at B to see what she'll say*
(*hugs tightly back*)
(Hey Rhos :3)
Please- if you don't, I will..
SMURFS, ATTACK!!!
*the smurfs begin to bite Silente but it's more like an insect bite because they're so small
(Hey Rhos!
*glares up at Dug*
I'll never promise not to kiss your eyes! Never!)
SMURFS, ATTACK!!!
*the smurfs begin to bite Silente but it's more like an insect bite because they're so small
(rhossie! *glomps*)
(*laughs and wiggles slightly*
ITCHY!)
Hey Rhos!
*glares*
This is not working how I planned.
Maybe I should bite you too?
(*laughs slightly*
Love bites dug?
*laughs hysterically*)
*Sighs*
Maybe I'll stay for a while... I don't know...
Do you think Blake left because of me? or do you think he's just...ghosting?
(Chlo Chlo! *accepts glomping and holds you in a huggle*
How art thou?)
(Hello Aria, jai, Dug the ever so slightly scary stalker....
Noelle how be you all? )
(*copyrights 'how be you all' * )
(Hey Dugglyn...
I'm not a genius, but Blip is funny.)
(*hugs Chione*)
I have been ghosting for a number of hours.
(Hello Rhos, Chloe, Jai, Sophia, Aria.)
(*correction, hugs GEMMA because gemma*)
(hey Gem ^^)
(Blake...)
(Hi Chione! you should stay, I haven't got to talk to you properly!)
It's not as though I have much else to do.
Bethany: I... I think I may be able to do something about Minerve's forces... I think.
Berengaria: I, too, will be able to assist you. But I need a guarantee that you will accept my proposal when we return.
(I am good rhossie *huggles* how art thou?)
(I'm a little uncomfortable, because lots of things >.<)
*Hugs Jaimie and Chloe tightly*
*nods*
After all, we wouldn't want to be double crossed..
(*huggles Gemma tightly*)
you shouldn't want to talk to me, Aria. I'm not a nice person...and it seems that you are.
John...there is always something for you to do. Go spend time with your family.
(you are lovely Gem)
(Hey Gem! *hugs* )
(That's good Chlo *snuggles* and I'm good thank you parts of my skull ache but that's probably from thinking too much so I'll be fine)
(Okay Noelle, and good luck with you dance competition )
(Chione! You seem like a nice person too D:
Maybe just a little...distant)
You know how I feel about them. Either way, the only one around is sleeping in an armchair behind me.
(@John :/ )
I'm not, Chloe, Aria.
*Hugs Rhos tightly*
}(rest rhossie)
(*huggles chi, j and everyone else*)
I should just go...I can tell it's upsetting you talking to me.
(*gem
and you are!!!!!!)
(*are nice
don't go)
Chloe, I'm not...
(*sighs* the baby eater is pregnant again..very pregnant.)
( I don't know you that well gem, but I say you are nice!
people I know irl aren't that nice...)
(*cuddles Gemma*
You know what I think of you. I know you disagree. You know I'm right.)
Politician 3: We will spare what we can. A tonne or so of metal, some wood... *he sighs* And a key to the Library of Alexia. That's as much as we can offer.
Berengaria: I will accept. I will collect the rest at a later date.
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