Friday, August 10, 2012

NZ

New Zealand, eh? Lovely country, full of lunatics...

I arrived on Tuesday, checked into my hotel and met up with a friend who's living over here. By nine that night, every time my eyes closed I was in serious danger of falling asleep right there and then. Only the fact that my luggage had been misplaced somewhere between Dublin and Auckland kept me from turning in early. It's not exactly a nice feeling, wondering if you're ever going to see your luggage again. You start thinking about all the clothes you packed, about the toothbrush, about the phone charger you might never see again...

I went to bed, then was woken at 2 AM by reception- my luggage had arrived. They delivered it to my room and I wept manly tears of joy. Or, y'know, I shrugged and mumbled a thank you and went back to bed. Whichever.

It's now Friday night, and tomorrow is my last day in New Zealand. It's been astonishingly good so far. Every school I've been to has been great- really enthusiastic people, ready to have a laugh. Two schools even did a welcoming Haka-type thing, which was awesomely cool.

The public signings have been great too. This afternoon I did one in the Children's Bookshop in Christchurch, where I met a load of readers, including Jordan, a girl who had kept me updated about her status after the recent earthquakes. It's always nice to meet people I only know online, and she had many, MANY questions to ask.

Tomorrow is my last day in NZ, and so the first chunk of my tour will be over. I've really enjoyed my few days here- this was a great way to kick off the tour.

EDIT:

I've just read over what I've just written, and it's all so sickeningly POSITIVE and nice. Bah humbug! There needs to be some grouchy stuff in here in order to be genuine- so I'll just say that I STILL haven't been able to see Katie Taylor winning the gold in boxing, and I am NOT happy about that. I can't even find it on YouTube.

Bah YouTube! Bah!

Every single Irish Minion knows who Katie Taylor is, and they're as proud of her as I am. What a girl.

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Luciana said...

*shakes head* I'm stupid. That's all.

Phoebe said...

Riiiight....

Star Inkbright said...

Hi people! Again!

Luciana said...

Hello, Star.

Sorry if I'm distant...I'm on chat and fb, as well.

Noelle said...

HELLO EVERYONE!!!! *hugs*

*hands out skul-cakes*

Guess who just got a sonic screwdriver in the maiillll

Star Inkbright said...

Hi Adra! Ummmm . . . Who? I have no idea . . .

Noelle said...

LOl I got a Doctor Who objectttt


STARRRRRRRRRR

Star Inkbright said...

ADRAAAAAAAAA

Becky Allaker said...

HELLO

Becky Allaker said...

weeee new photo

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Ugh SP homepage being demonic!!! And my epic US Kindle edition covers DISAPPEARED!!!! They the first edition :( *sobs* i had the new covers!!!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Why must my covers poof?!?!?!?! They wrre the epic eBook ones for Playing With Fire and The Faceless Ones! How dare they sisappear! How DARE they

*has gone into ticked off Necromancer mode*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*spazzes out on a tree*

Robin Snowscar said...

Hiyaaar!

Robin Snowscar said...

And they aren't here.

Robin Snowscar said...

Again.

Anonymous said...

Hi people. Or person. Whatever the case may be.

Anonymous said...

Anyone here....

Robin Snowscar said...

Nope! Just the wall and mirror self.

Anonymous said...

ooh! A person. Or not.

Hello not-sure-if-you're-a-person.
Are you a person/alien/ninja unicorn?

Drew O'Connor said...

This place gets quieter every evening Hmmm???

Anonymous said...

i wouldnt know. i joined yesterday. XP are YOU a person/alien/ninja unicorn?

Drew O'Connor said...

*pats body down to check*

Person... definitely a person.

Anonymous said...

I don't know..I see Remnants(no pun intended) of a horn...

Drew O'Connor said...

That's bizarre.

Anonymous said...

Just like me!

Luciana said...

Bloglandissodeadrecentlyidontlikeitok

Maralie Lily Charm said...

AHHHHHHH KESTRELLLLLL IT IS MEEE! :D

Anonymous said...

hi! *Waves frantically*

Have a cupcake!

Anonymous said...

Maralie!

Anonymous said...

SHORT TIME NO SEE!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

HELL YEAH! Like, 5 seconds! :D

Robin Snowscar said...

*melts*

Anonymous said...

why are you melting Robin?

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Oooh, I like cupcakes!
GIMME GIMME GIMME!
*Faints as she eats the cupcake cause it is so totally yummy*

Luciana said...

Eurgh.

I forgot how cute and sweet I can be...

Eurgh. No.

Do not want.

Luciana said...

Heya, Robin!

Anonymous said...

Lucian

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Hmm... I am writing Rise Of Darquesse now Kestrel so... YAY TOTALLY YAY! And Wreath gets some serious punches. YAY EVEN MORE TOTALLY YAY!

Anonymous said...

a-um

Just add that to the end of my other comment. Accidentally hit submit.

Luciana said...

Hahaha.

Hello, my dears.

How are we all this fine evening/afternoon/morning?

Anonymous said...

I don't know how we all are, but I'm good. you?

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Tired. Yawning. Ireland can be tiring after all the RAIN.

Anonymous said...

And that's why I live in Florida.

Luciana said...

I'm okay, I guess. Thank you for asking, dear. (:

Anonymous said...

Np. You asked first.

Robin Snowscar said...

I felt like melting...

Anonymous said...

Does Derek ever come on here?

Anonymous said...

Robin-why?

Maralie Lily Charm said...

And that is very cool, Robin. But you must known that melting is very dangerous and will probably kill you. Period.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Nah, Derek rarely ever comes on. D:

Anonymous said...

Only if you're the Wicked Witch of the West or a Snowman...

Anonymous said...

Ok...And how often does he post a new blog?

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Like, once every week maybe.

Anonymous said...

ok. thanks!

Robin Snowscar said...

I felt like it - do I need a reason to feel.

Anonymous said...

YES! There must be a reason for EVERYTHING!

Luciana said...

I know that I've got a big ego
I really don't know why it's such a big deal though

Anonymous said...

It can't possibly be as big as Skulduggery's....

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Is there a reason to cross the road with my eyes closed? No, but after reading that Desmond does it, I do it anyway.

Anonymous said...

lol.

I'M A BUTTERFLY!!!

Robin Snowscar said...

MEOW. I'm a snail.

Anonymous said...

erm...

WELL, BUTTERFLIES DON'T NEED CLOTHES!

Anonymous said...

i gtg. See you in the forseeable future!

Robin Snowscar said...

*salutes*

Robin Snowscar said...

Hey look! A wall! *dissolves into the wall*

Unknown said...

I was at Dymocks (Chermside) on Sunday, hiding in the corner clutching Kingdom of the Wicked and hissing at my friend (I hadn't even known it was out!) When the saleswoman floats up and says, "Derek Landy is going to be here doing a stock signing." I had every intention of camping outside, but my friend dragged my to all those ridiculous shops for teenage girls, asking "How do these look?" I reached a new level of insanity when I tried to wander back to the bookstore. She intercepted me and took me to go each sushi. Sushi. Oh, look at me rambling on like this, unfortunate really, if you never read this, but some things had to be said. Most of which weren't but who knows? Maybe I'll have another chance. I'll leave you be now

Unknown said...

I nearly forgot, I finished the book yesterday. It is quite literally fabulous.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Deeeereeek idk randomness xD

Eve the ROCK said...

I miss the warm summer mornings....it's so cold :|

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Warmth xD

Eve the ROCK said...

How warm is it over there? It's friggin 14 degrees celcius here. Wait, do you guys measure temperature with celcius?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

No we dont. America has fahrinheit its about 80

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*sighs* great! Mom making me look bad apparently i said no to the banquet. I never did! I said yes ugh....

Anonymous said...

hi guys!

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

~Points~ ---> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgAlQuqzl8o&feature=relmfu <--- ~continues pointing~

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

~disappears into ThePianoGuys world~

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*sighs* Blogland so....quiet. You guys must be putting Derek into shock.

*still attacks tree*

why the heck did my eBook covers leave me?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Ooook good night

Nixion Strange said...

Hey

Star Inkbright said...

HI PEOPLE!

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Star!

Star Inkbright said...

I'MGOINGONHOLIDAYTODAY!!!!!! :)

To France. No, not the hot south of France, we went there last year. The north. Have a look-see at Paris and the Eiffel Tower and the place where Merlin was filmed.

We're going in our campavan. As we have for the last six years. On the ferry. As we have for the last six years, bar one. And tonight I'll be sleeping on the ferry. YAY! . . . Or not. I don't really like the ferry.

Star Inkbright said...

*campervan

HI NIX!

Star Inkbright said...

. . . No, last five years. Six years including this one.

Star Inkbright said...

We went to Holland when I was eight, and Switzerland when I was nine, and Germany when I was ten, and when I was eleven we flew over to Switzerland for a weekend to attend a wedding party and then had our main holiday in England, and France when I was twelve, AND NOW FRANCE AGAIN!!!!

Nixion Strange said...

Well, have a good time

Star Inkbright said...

Because the north of France is nearby. Last year when we wwnt to the south we were driving for two days straight after we got iff the ferry. I'm fine with a day in the campervan driving, but two days is TWO MUCH, especially for ny dad, who's driving. So yeah, we didn't fancy going all the way to Switzerland or Italy this year.

Star Inkbright said...

*sighs* Brb, gotta help my brother move books. And thamks.

Nixion Strange said...

Sorry, I was in a bad mood
That's great Star!

Star Inkbright said...

BACK!

Sorry, those books were a job and a half . . . We all have too many books. :)

And, don't be sorry! I was beiny self-centered and didn't notice. *hits self on head with pebble* Sorry.

Nixion Strange said...

WB

Star Inkbright said...

Honestly, though. I got tons of Enid Blyton books when I was my brother's age, then when my sister was my brother's age, I gave them all to her. Now my brother is my brother's age and we're giving them all to him, half of them have fallen apart. They WERE always old and crumbly, tgough . . .

Star Inkbright said...

*is now being forced to play Mario Party on DS*

Nixion Strange said...

I miss me DS...

Star Inkbright said...

I never play on my DS except tor holidays and stuff. Apparently this game is to 'test' it. *snorts disbelievingly*

Star Inkbright said...

*laughs* And we're pickung COMs to match the colour of the course. Iean, who cares about the colour of them, really?

Star Inkbright said...

What happened to yout DS?

Nixion Strange said...

Sorry, internet problems. msd

I dunno, it won't turn on

Star Inkbright said...

Okayzo.

That happened to my DS once. We sent it away to get repair. Took them, like, one day. I think it just means it's out pf batteries.

Nixion Strange said...

Nah, it's not that. The screen is half off, and the wires in there are all ruined

Star Inkbright said...

Ahhhh . . .

Me have no more bright fixing ideas.

Eve the ROCK said...

SLAUGHTERHOUSE!!!

Conversations with my little bro -


Bro: *shoves four biscuits in his mouth, chews, swallows, and repeats*

Me: You're a pig.

Bro: *can't speak because mouth is full*

Me: Can't you just try to savor the flavour?

Bro: I am. The biscuits smear the flavouring all over my mouth so the taste stays.

Me: (ew)

Bro: *tries to shove in another biscuit in mouth* *biscuit falls and flavouring stuff is all over the table and Bro's top*

Me: See?

Bro: You're right. I am a pig.

Me: So what are you going to do now?

Bro: Wear a napkin when I'm being a pig. :)

Me: *facepalm*

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Eve!

Star Inkbright said...

*laughs* Hilarious, Eve.

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Nix! Hi Star!

Star Inkbright said...

Oh, and HI Eve!

Star Inkbright said...

*laughs* You know that DS game my siblings wanted me to play? Now they're crying coz I'm beating them at everything.

Jophiel said...

Derek! I'll be in Melbourne getting my book signed in two days. I'm so excited! This is like a dream come true! No, scratch that, it's like meeting a God!

Star Inkbright said...

Hi ILove. And, it IS meeting a god. The Golden God.

Nixion Strange said...

Hi whateverIshouldcallyou!
I'll be in Melbourne as well

Star Inkbright said...

I won't be.

Nixion Strange said...

*frowns*
Of course you won't
I'll be back later
Bye!

Star Inkbright said...

Fours, Nix!

Mayan said...

Hai!

Star Inkbright said...

Hi Maya!

Mayan said...

Hi Star!
Hey, if you see Ebony can you tell her Llama, Selena and I are Nz-minions. Because I was (stalking :P ) reading the previous comments and noticed she asked.

Star Inkbright said...

Okayzo!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Worm: 'Ello!

Sarah: *frowns and turns to the worm* Did you just say hello?

Worm: Nope, I said 'ello, but that's close enough.

Mayan said...

Is that from... Labyrinth?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

YES, YES IT IS.

Nixion Strange said...

RA

Mayan said...

Hi!
Sorry I have to go now.
Hopefully I shall be back :(

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Maya

Drew O'Connor said...

If anyone here want to follow my story Dublin Daes, be involved with the characters.

Then not only can you get involved with Dublin Daes facebook page but now you can follow Dublin Daes on twitter!!

Ooooh exciting :D

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Em!
Don't have twitter

Drew O'Connor said...

You just put a downer on everything Nix lol

Drew O'Connor said...

Well the twitter updates are on the blog so people can still get involved with or without twitter :)

Nixion Strange said...

I'm not mainstream
*looks out onto lake, not caring*
Oh, and I wasn't mainstream before being not minstream was cool

Eve the ROCK said...

Em, can I have kind of a personality profilian for Drew?

Star Inkbright said...

MY MUM HAS TWITTER! SHE GOES ON IT LOTS!

. . . However, I don't hqve twitter. Hi.

Luciana said...

Well, that's depressing...

Now I'm all self-consciences...

Ffffff. FML.

Love sucks. >.<

Drew O'Connor said...

Um... let's see

Drew is dealing with a lot from his past. He can get very frustrated and lose his temper quite easily.

Um... anything else??

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Luce!
What are you talking about?

Luciana said...

Hello.

Apparently it's a miracle I know how to love. And now there's proof that everyone can love because 'the girl with the stone heart can love'.

Love sucks. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it!

Nixion Strange said...

... What?

Luciana said...

I have no emotions and everyone is surprised /I/ am able to love someone.

I hate love. I hate it with a passion.

It screws everything up.

Nixion Strange said...

... Still really confused

Nixion Strange said...

Dinner
Bye!

Luciana said...

Bye!

Brb. Checking for post... XD

Luciana said...

I have to go. Family friend is visiting.

Bye!

Nixion Strange said...

Hello?

Star Inkbright said...

Earlier on:

My, my brother and sister: *turn the corner and start walking down our quiet little street*

Me: *starts wandaring into the middle of the road*

Brorher and sister: *follow me*

Me: Let's walk in the middle of the road!

Me: *sees car coming* *runs to pavement dragging brother and sister* Or not!

*laughs*

Luciana said...

Back, but afk a LOT.

Joy is so funny!

I want to have a child as cute as her when I'm older. Okay.

Fibbles! said...

only 21 days till i get to meet derek!!!!!! WOOOOHHH!

Unknown said...

apparently you read every comment so here goes... i just met you at mosmon libary!
" girl in the blue" number 200" what ever you call me haha.. your talk was soooo good <3 the twenty cents i gave you was an investment hha only joking but if you have the chance include a isobel <3 (ITS IRISH SPELLING :) ) i dont care if its a non magical, boring girl but if you do a rosella embers and chuck me in i will be eternally general and paw over your books even more then groomer does you're hair! keep it real <3
Isobel barry

Unknown said...

apparently you read every comment so here goes... i just met you at mosmon libary!
" girl in the blue" number 200" what ever you call me haha.. your talk was soooo good <3 the twenty cents i gave you was an investment hha only joking but if you have the chance include a isobel <3 (ITS IRISH SPELLING :) ) i dont care if its a non magical, boring girl but if you do a rosella embers and chuck me in i will be eternally general and paw over your books even more then groomer does you're hair! keep it real <3
Isobel barry

Nixion Strange said...

This song is stuck in my head

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xZ3xvEUYp8&feature=related

Unapplicable. said...

Hey, I was there too!

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Cal!

Luciana said...

Hi, Cal!

Unapplicable. said...

Hello, by the way.

Unapplicable. said...

I met Derek Landy... and well he recognised my name when I told him that he might know me as Calamity. I then got three hugs out of him and BAH it was brilliant.
Nix - it's going to be absolutely amazing!

Nixion Strange said...

Don't make me want it more, I won't be able to focus on this work

Nixion Strange said...

As it so turns out, that's all I can do from home for this science work
Should I now do this English work, or write something?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*dances around*

2 things.
I got into a REALLY good school!!!!!

AND i got my limited editions!!!!

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Miss!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

also, i cant WAIT for Bookweek!!

yeah, just random

Eve the ROCK said...

Awwwww, I want a bookweek...last one was 2010 :(

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

this year is my last :(

Eve the ROCK said...

Awwwwww :(


Oh, right. Year 6 is the end of primary school for you, isn't it?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

yeah
then HIGH SCHOOL

i handed in my electives this morning
which will be my last year at that school

then i go to a different school

Nixion Strange said...

I never had bookweek

Eve the ROCK said...

Gah! Calamity and Sparky are frustrating me with their joyful posting. I'll see him Saturday, okay? OKAY??? I'm spending a lot of the morning and afternoon getting to know Derek. First the signing, then the EVENT! Omg! My mum worked so hard to get me those tickets, and I'm GOING TO THE EVENT! Initially it was just for the selfish school that was hosting it, they wouldn't let anyone else come, but Mum got the tickets! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

-_- Adelaide must be the only city in the world where Primary ends at Year 7. You know, 7 is the most powerful number. Anyway, an extra year of BREEEZINESS!

Eve the ROCK said...

Yeah, so I'm high schooling next year as well :) Chose my electives as well :)

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

my school is one of the few that primary ends at year 6

but most primary schools in WA end at year 7

thats why im going to the other school in year 8

Eve the ROCK said...

Oh, okay.... :P


Agh....getting all sad because of the song my bro's playing in the other room..."you're already a voice inside my head" is a bit of the song....

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*grins*

my limited editions look so nice on my shelf

Eve the ROCK said...

Are those the Down Under Tour editions?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

dinner
bye!

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Miss!

Nixion Strange said...

I'll be back later
Bye!

Eve the ROCK said...

Yeah, I got those too xD

Bye Nix!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

back

hmm, I don't know what book to take for Bookweek.
It would be either the first, second or third cuz the coat I have matches Valkyries coat from those 3.
And once i decide THAT, I have to decide to either take the Down Under Tour edition OR the other edition.

decisions, decisions...

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

anyone even here?

Nixion Strange said...

Hey

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

hi Nix

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

got to go now

bye!

Eve the ROCK said...

I might disappear soon, warning

Nixion Strange said...

*hums tune*
*looks at red panda*

Drew O'Connor said...

*Now your just somebody that I used to know*

Nixion Strange said...

*I know I gave it to you months ago*
DAMN SONG! GO AWAY!

Hi Em!

Drew O'Connor said...

Heya Nix lol

What are you singing?

Nixion Strange said...

Tonight we are young
IT WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE

Drew O'Connor said...

Ah, you have a Fun. brain itch, I have a Gotye brain itch. We are both suffering lol

Nixion Strange said...

It's always on the radio. It stalks me, waiting

Nixion Strange said...

Going
Bye!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Em....

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*throws Em in lake*

eh whatever....

*falls asleep in my tree*

Anonymous said...

Again with the lake throwing?

Hi Zaf!

Anonymous said...

Anyone here?
Am I alone?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

No im here

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Lol eating but im here

Anonymous said...

What are you eating?

*Puts hands behind back and whistles, hoping you don't think I'm a stalker*

Anonymous said...

Am I alone again?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Not stalker and was eating soagetti sry had to shower

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

DEREK!


So Sparky said she handed you my letter... YAY! I hope you like it and I apologise for the fact that I'm, you know, insane.

Noelle said...

Hello!

Noelle said...

IS ANYBODY OUT THEREEEEE


ID ANYBODY THEREEEE

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