Answered emails today. Avoided them all weekend. Made some phone calls. Paid some bills. Life after a tour always seems to stilted. It takes a while to process everything and figure out the best way to tackle a few weeks' worth of stuff piling up outside my door...
While I'm getting back into the swing of things, here's something for you Irish Minions...
http://www.inismagazine.ie/blog/entry/help-wanted-interview-derek-landy
And here are a few things that the Minions-With-Funny-Accents gave to me while I was Down-Under...
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*Adra's fingers clench, unclench, clench again* *She feels a great pressure in her head that's crushing her* *Shivers as her body craves more blood*
(Hello Jai, how be you?)
(Im coolz)
(Good ^.^)
(watch this if you dare!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shLc0UcF4bY)
(Is Adra turning cannibal again....Oh my...)
(@Ed meh. You?)
(Jai, you can call me Jack if you want and I be good thanks)
Bethany: But it's true...
Alice: I just think you're cute.
(Tmi Vel...)
Felix: *looks guilty*
*looks at Wolf* What do I do?!
(What does that mean?)
*hugs him* I'm sorry... I'm just freaking out a bit...
(too much information)
Felix: its okay *huggles tightly*
(Right yeah Sorry Jack.)
*blushes slightly*
Thank you Alice..
Shall we visit your aunt now?
(xD is Chloe squeamish?)
(Don't worry about it Jai)
(*nods* want to RP Jack?)
*Adra draws a small portal into the ground, and slides headfirst into it, crawling out the other side behind Tanya* *She's eerily quiet* *Launches herself towards Tanya, latching to her back, and sinking her teeth into her throat*
(nooooooooo)
(Ah, alright, thanks for the heads up! XD)
So... How did you like the doughnuts...?
(Sure Jai)
Smith: *Walks up behind Wolf* Hello
(tis okay XD)
Felix: yummy...
(O_O wow Adra! Yeash! Good for you!)
Better than cake?!
MrBBWolf: *jumps, eyes flying open, hands moving in front of him to protect him*
H-hi..
Smith: *Nervously laughs* Don't worry, my a... associate isn't h... here
(eeew!
Also my mother borrowed my phone, sorry :/)
To the battlements! We must fight off those who would harm us! Onwards, you glorious hyperactive warriors!
(Heh, Onwa-rds! XD)
*lashes out backwards*
Felix: *nods*
MrBBWolf: *nods, calming down slightly*
Ok-kay...w-what do you w-want..
*looks shocked*
Smith: Y... you know too m... much to simply leave the order. You met the head and y... you were given a task to remove h... him
(*shakes head*)
**Adra swings one foot around Tanya, and hits her hard in the kneecap, aiming to knock her down and pin her to the ground* *Chews at her throat, gnawing hard into her muscles- breaking sinew and ligaments*
MrBBWolf: I-I-I n-never joined the o-order!
Felix: v vel?
Smith: T... the only way o... out for you is if the h... head came back. Things were peaceful t... then. But his plan w... will begin. Y... you want to stop M...mercy don't you?
*brings up one of her hands to push Adra's face away from herself*
*separates from the grass again, and teleports to Adra and Tanya* Adra, please... *glances at her energy, watching to see if she's becoming more polarized again- or, if not, what is causing this sudden shift in behavior*
MrBBWolf: *nods slowly, then shakes his head*
I-I..I j-just want us to b-be left alone..
Bethany: I think we should...
It's been nice seeing you again, sisters... But I think Silente and I are going to meet Berengaria.
Alice: Come back soon?
Smith: P... people would help you. M... Mercy wants too much p... power. Your f... friends and members of the o... order wold help you, protect you
*There wouldn't be any major unbalance- but a memory resurgence that she feasibly can't control herself*
*Adra grips her hand, pressing it into the grass* *She begins to rip pieces of her throat off, spitting them to the side*
*nods*
As soon as we can.
*smiles, hugging all the angels one by one before joining Beth again*
MrBBWolf: B-but if M-mercy wasn't..wasn't I-in control wh-what would ha-happen?
*struggles with his morals for a moment, then gently attempts to pull Adra off of Tanya* Love, please- if you need to taste blood, you're more than welcome to bite me.
(*quietly sneaks in* *watches everyone at work*
*stays quiet and says nothing* )
(Whoopsies, nvm warning shot.)
Smith: M... Mercy isn't in control yet. B... but with the head in prison, he is g... gaining power. If he was in control h... he would try to destroy mortals, if the head came back then order would return or the p... plan would begin
(Aw..*feels an overwhelming urge to hug Alastair because aww*)
(Hello Rhos)
(Hello, Rhos. I do not consider getting bitten to be my profession.)
(*pokes Rhos*)
MrBBWolf: W-what i-i-is the order ab-bout..?
Smith: The order was set u... up to destroy mortals, magic w... will rule
(*waves to Jack and Kas* )
(*pokes Jai back with a spork* )
*Adra's foot kicks out at Alastair, and she pulls his hands away from her* *Attempts to hit the gun from Tanya's hand*
MrBBWolf: *shakes head*
C-could the o-o-order ch-hange?
(*pokes Rhos with a frying pan*)
(Rhossie! *glomps*)
( *accepts Chlo Chlo's glomp and holds her in a huggle* )
(*pokes Jai back with a French jack hammer* (<family guy reference there folks!)
Smith: Only if the head changed w... what we stand for, but w... who could reason with h... him?
(*huggles*)
*kicks Adra before she can do anything else*
*scrambles away from her, standing up and aiming her revolver at her head*
Move and you get it, zombie scum!
Bethany: *she smiles and takes Silente's hand* Goodbye... *they vanish in a flash of gold, reappearing outside a large castle*
MrBBWolf: B-but..I-i-if there was a n-new head..?
(how art thou Chlo?)
*blinks, staring at the large castle*
*holds Beth's hand tighter, suddenly rather scared*
Smith: Then the order c... could change. But the old h... head needs to die for a n... new head to be elected
MrBBWolf: O-oh..n-never m-mind then..
W-wait i-is Mercy g-going to k-kill Ed??
(She's not a zombie... -_-)
*Adra hisses, licking her lips, and briefly wonders how Tanya is still standing with a gaping and deep hope in her throat* *Reaches her fingers up to twist her hand away*
(im gooood you?)
(going now byii)
Smith: H... he wouldn't dare, that's why h... he got you. The most he did was g... get him put into that p... prison
Onwa: *teleports in front of Adra*
Bethany: *squeezes her hand reassuringly* This is Berengaria's home.
(Bye Chloe!)
MrBBWolf: I-I won't..k-kill him.
(Bye Chloe)
*nods*
Okay...it looks scary..and grand..
Smith: Then nothing will c... change
*Notices Onwa's presence, and her eyes turn steely*
(I is meh and goodbye Chlo! *huggles before you leave* )
Onwa: My my. The doctor has a dark side. Amusing.
MrBBWolf: Th-thats better than m-murder..
*tries to catch one of Adra's hands in his, dematerializing them* *Adra wouldn't be able to touch Tanya, and vice versa*
Smith: The rise of the o...order taking over the m... mortals, yes way better
*doesn't realise how much blood she's lost, and falls to a crouch, gripping her neck, still ready to shoot Adra*
*weakly* Onwa...
(I'm disappearing now,
A mix of rammstien and Serj tankian await me
Bye )
O_o
I have missed Noelle's roleplaying of Adra. :)
Not really here, just came to advertise the Stormlight Archive and tell you all that authority is an illusion. :)
MrBBWolf: *winces*
I-I won't h-hurt Inky l-like that..
Onwa: *glances at Tanya*
Oh look. You're bleeding out. Try not to make a mess.
(Bye Rhos..)
*Adra hisses, and jumps up, placing her feet against Alastair's chest, and kicks away*
(Hello Star
Bye Rhos)
Smith: She d... doesn't need to know
Bethany: A little... This is one of the realms close to that of Berengaria, so she has a lot of power here. *she smiles, knocking on the large wooden door*
MrBBWolf: She'd k-know..
Smith: Would she?
*shifts closer to Beth*
Yey..that's..brilliant...
MrBBWolf: *nods* sh-she'd find o-out..
*darts after her, wrapping his arms around her to almost trap her in a hug, again with the goal of dematerializing them*
Smith: Fine, but nothing will change, M... Mercy will continue to come l... looking for you
MrBBWolf: I-I don't like h-him..
Onwa: *watches Adra and Alastair, bemused while also curious at the dematerializing*
*the door opens by itself*
Bethany: What's the matter?
Smith: He is evil
Nervous..scared...worried..
*smiles slightly at her*
*She would feel him coming up to her, and would suck to the ground, rolling to the side, and bounding towards Tanya again- sinking her teeth in her throat again*
MrBBWolf: e-evil doesn't exist..
Smith: *Raises eyebrow* How w... would you describe him?
*looks at her blood*
*allows her limited healing magic to begin healing her neck*
Snarky, huh? Hey, I was thinking of you earlier today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
Onwa: Feral isn't she. Almost like a vampire herself..she would suit it.
*walks closer to Adra, watching*
Maybe she should be upgraded.
*hits Adra in the side of her face with her revolver*
MrBBWolf: m-morally deprived...
(I just want to cry at how beautiful this character is
we need more people like him in this world.
I mean, he was really only acting selfishly, but what he's DONE -
it's just beautiful.)
(xD star *huggles*)
(Hello Star)
Smith: *Nervously laughs*
Onwa: *shakes head at Tanya*
What's wrong, don't like it when you're the prey?
MrBBWolf: *smiles slightly, watching him*
*teleports himself directly next to Tanya and Adra, pushing at Tanya to move her aside, and traps himself and Adra in a dark sphere of energy*
No, I don't like what it would do to Alastair if I shot her in the face several times.
Bethany: Just come inside... It isn't what you expect. *takes her hand and enters the castle* *inside it is what is best described as one large study - with desks, books and lamps pretty much everywhere* *the walls are covered in book cases, all of which are full*
*Adra growls, and bites her hard- until her teeth touch each other beneath her muscles* *Begins to rip at a large and deep portion of her throat*
Smith: If the head was free, h... he could sort out Mercy
*Adra growls at the bubble, and hits it*
*jaw drops*
Wow..
*drops Beth's hand moment, turning around to see it all, breathing in the smell of ink and paper*
*smiles, eyes sparkling*
This is cool
MrBBWolf: I-I don't know h-how to free him..
Smith: You would need someone very powerful
(gtg, bye)
(Bye Jack!)
*weakly* Alasonwa help
Onwa: *looks down on Tanya*
Help? Why should I?
@Sil: XD
Sorry.
I might keep dipping in and out. I have to keep stopping every few pages because I get too emotional. XD
I love how no one cares that Tanya's basically being killed. XD
(Onwa doesn't care cause she's Onwa and she doesn't much care for anyone..)
Bethany: She has spent her years documenting everything about everything. She has every book ever published along with her own individual notes about everything you can possibly imagine. So if you want to come and borrow a book... You know where to come?
(Star, I thought you'd know by now that no-one gives a shit about Tanya or me.)
*looks into Onwa's eyes*
*realises she has nothing and no-one to live for*
*faintly* No reason.
*closes her eyes and accepts her death*
(Hi everyone. Just got back lol...it was amazing. Omfg the hobbit is so good.)
*laughs slightly*
This is amazing..I have to admit I'm jealous. So many books..
*eyes widen slightly*
Every book ever? Oh my. The old sigil books! The ones that were destroyed..or hidden..
*laughs, slightly giddy*
So much knowledge..
(Hey Aria!)
Onwa: *raises an eyebrow, healing Tanya completely*
*keeps it up, breathing out with relief* *nothing will be able to move in or out unless he lowers the energy willingly or dies*
*waits for his Adra to calm down*
(Barely anyone gives a shit about Tamya because most of the roleplay characters are either metaphorically heartless or Tanya has got on their bad side.
Most of us care about you.)
Okay! I'll take that as I won't advise Loki going near you two.-Zaf
(xD zaf..)
*She growls, and spins on her heel, launching herself at Alastair instead* *Her fingers wrap around his throat tightly*
(Kas I care about you, you know I do. Don't say things like that...)
(O_O please don't kill Alastair...Aladra is too cute...and domestic abuse is bad..)
(And how exactly did Tanya get on the bad side of Adra, or-
...
Damn it.
Hello, Aria.)
*opens her eyes with a smile*
I knew there's good in you!
Onwa: *glares*
Hardly. But I couldn't let the entertainment die.
Why are there so many awesome people in this book series????
I'm just struggling to comprehend how there's so mamy cool people inone place. :O Real life does not work like this. O_O
@Kas: Adra isn't herself rn.
And, Sil, Alastair can be revived if he dies. It's 'kay. :)
(*nods at star* domestic abuse is still bad..)
Sure, keep telling yourself that.
*sighs*
What do you want, Onwa? Entertainment? That's it?
*gently closes his hand over one of hers, gazing thoughtfully at her face* *strengthens his throat just enough so that she shouldn't be able to choke him completely*
Onwa: Largely, yes.
*raises a hand, copying Blake's brand of soul magic, using Tanyas soul to make her dance*
What else would I want?
Bethany: You could ask to borrow one? *she smiles, closing the door, moving towards some stairs in the far corner of the room*
Maybe..
*scalpers after Beth, taking her hand then slowing to match her pace*
*She snarls at him, then delivers a sharp uppercut to his jaw, letting her knees fall into the space just below his sternum*
...
Power? Fame? Not your thing? Got it.
Well, I better go make the announcement. I'm Queen till someone kills me.
We'll get the people together and fight off Loki. Blogland is safe. You get entertainment. Everybody wins.
@Sil: Yes, but as pointed out, Adra isn't herself. You can't hold her accountable to her actions any more than if she was sleepwalking.
Onwa: *frowns*
Queen? I think not.
*makes the muscles in Tanya's legs rupture*
You're no queen.
*takes a slow breath, letting her hit him*
*falls again*
Just... a title. President wouldn't be very fair.
Onwa: You are no queen. I have met queens. I have removed queens..
*pauses a moment.*
Actually, perhaps there's one thing in common. Both you and queens are on their knees before us.
*She continues to rain hits down on him, counting until she's up to twelve or fourteen- when her knuckles begin to bleed* *She only wants out*
(I Msd until about 9/9:30)
*Berengaria is sat in a chair, in a white dress with a black jacket* *she has her legs crossed, reading a leather bound book* *she looks up when she hears them approach*
Berengaria: Bethany? What are you doing here?
Bethany: Hello, auntie. I... Just want you to meet my girlfriend, Silente. Silente, meet the goddess of peace.
http://a-random-comment.blogspot.co.uk/2015/01/ariadne.html?m=1 )
(That's for you Aria ! )
*disappears again*
*did this for the funzies....*
*don't judge!*
*nods, resisting the urge to bow for some reason*
Hello..
It's just a damn title!
Onwa: *voice sounds doubled up*
A title we disagree with.
*continues to quietly let her hit him, the energy sphere unwavering*
((Alright.))
((Owna???))
Then maybe we can come up with a better title for the future leader of Blogland?
Berengaria: Girlfriend? *she smiles at Silente* Hello, Silente.
*they both begin to feel completely at ease, as if all stress and tension are gone, leaving only calmness*
Bethany: I think she likes your books...
*watches* Useless...
Onwa: *voice grows slightly in power while also growing quieter*
You want to know the problem with leaders? They're weaknessess. Take them down and everyone panics. Leaders should be killed before they occur.
*smiles back*
Hi Berengaria. Your book collection is astounding..
Berengaria: Thank you. I believe gathering information leads to understanding. Understanding leads to acceptance, and acceptance leads to peace. I also find reading and writing relaxing. If you would like to borrow a book, feel free to ask.
*sighs*
Or protect them while they make the system work for everybody. Works either way.
*nods*
Of course. Perhaps later. I might have to research the books I'm thinking of first. It's nice to meet you.
*She continues to hit him until her whole hand is bloody and cut* *She continues*
Onwa: You can protect a leader, but everyone dies.
*steps closer*
Say you have a queen, hiding in her castle. Say the people actually want to protect this queen. Kill the queen and the people mourn, the people cry, the people are weak. We should know.
(I like Berengaria.)
(So do I.
Why did you say 'Onwa???' Star?)
Berengaria: You too. I was somewhat busy when you arrived - I am researching Aztrayan politics in order to create an alliance between their realm and this one. Whereas you, Bethany, and your mother, seem to be combatting Minerve by physically attempting to stop her, I would rather use my political contacts to set up almost a network of realms devoted to destroying her and her influence.
Destroying someone sounds rather violent..apologies for disturbing you.
*at some point, his legs collapse under him* *breathes out, continuing to let her hit him*
Say you have a leader trying to unite some people to fight off an attacker, killing said leader would only weaken them.
Onwa: not if they didn't know said leader existed. Not if they don't want said leader. Not if there was no attacked but the leader themselves. Leaders merely surpress the people and weaken them. They force rules onto them. Use fear to instil order. They are not helpers, they are killers and destroyers.
Berengaria: Of course. I would leave the physical actions up to Phaestra. When I talk about 'destroying' someone, I rather mean I will undermine their allies, cut off their supply links and leave them isolated. Consider it political imprisonment. Wars cannot function without people there to fight - I attempt to stop that. Soldiers cannot fight without weapons and armour - I stop that. *she gives a gentle shrug* It is all about how connected you are.
Bethany: Do you like her, Berengaria?
*nods thoughtfully*
Mm..
Oh, so you're a defender of the innocents, are you?
Onwa: Not me. I just don't feel like having power. Silente however despises leaders.
(@Sil: Because she's talking in 'we' and it's spooky. :P
I am barely any of the way through my book and yet I'm almost 100 pages rhrough.
Ohmyfuckinggosh
It's so BIG. XD
*is actually only an eleventh of the way through :O*
*is really hoping Adra snaps yo her senses soon :/*
Berengaria: I do. She is obviously a great lover of books, therefore there is no possible way we could not get along.
*she gives a quick glance to her book* How very interesting. The Aztrayans seem to have had several wars with Minerve over the past few thousand years. I will have to mention this when I meet with them.
Bethany: I'm glad you like her. *hugs Silente tightly* I just wanted her to meet my family.
Berengaria: I know. How very smart.
(@Star that's cause Sil and her agree. She's referring to them both. 'We')
*smiles, hugging her tightly back*
Yes, she is smart..
Berengaria: Indeed she is.
Bethany: I'm really not...
Berengaria: I rather disagree. And I would think that the chroniclers of Therald would agree with my disagreement. You are aware of how they think of you?
(I will be back soon.)
*tilts head*
How do they think of her?
(Okay :)
*sighs*
Good for you, Onwa. Try visiting the poles. No leaders anywhere. Probably missing that entertainment factor though.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have some people to "defend."
@Sil: Still spooky. :P
I am beginning to observe myself tip into the sea of irrational fangirling.
I don't like it when I'm acting irrationally. I can't trust my thoughts. -_-
Onwa: *roots wrap tightly round Tanya's arms, neck and ankles, pinning her down*
No, you won't be.
*eyes glow brightly*
*Adra switches her arms, and begins to hit him simultaneously- one fist to his face, one to his stomach*
I've moved into that zone where I stay laughing/crying at everything said, no matter how unexceptional.
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