The Spoiler Zone is still the only place you can discuss KOTW, but while you're doing that, this is a book review that Amazing Phil did on Blue Peter. I used to watch Blue Peter all the time when I was growing up, so it's pretty cool to be featured on it, and I reckon Phil did a fantastic job of grabbing the attention of non-Skulduggery readers.
It's also really nice to catch a few glimpses of Skulduggery himself... I think the exploding pillar thing is EXCELLENT... and it really makes me want a Skulduggery movie even more...
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Miss Lorelei, I am going to trow them off the side of the cliff!
G2G!
I shall be Detective Cain! Mwahaha!
*bows*
Good day Mademoiselle Helena. And what a lovely party this is!
*rolls eyes at Mademoiselle Death*
I feel stupid.
hello everyone!
You know what, Mademoiselle Valkyrie is so cool... More fancy than Detective.
I wasn't made for formal occasions.
Caroline! Your dress is AWESOME!
*curtsies* Hello Mademoiselle Caroline.
Me either, um, Mademoiselle Izz.
I was meant for action-adventury stuff.
thankyou, i had been saving this for a while! yours is to die for! ITS AWESOME!
Thanks!
everyones dresses are gorgeous!
Indeed Mademoiselle Caroline! That dress is both terrifying and awesome!
I'm back! Miss Cain, please don't tell Skulduggery, I want him to have his fake face on and I want to tell him...
*Laughs crazily!*
*Caelan jumps out of boxand starts dancing with Valkyrie*
Thank you Mademoiselle Caroline.
It is REALLY strange saying that because my given name is Caroline.
*makes up mind to be overly nice and put "Mademoiselle" at the start of names*
I wonder how long I can keep this up...
Oh, Miss Cain, you seem to have your hands full
NOOOOOOO! CAELAN! HELP GET CAELAN AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*shrieks and tries to get away*
it IS a awesome name, Helena.
You can't resist, Valkyrie, he's too handsome! You love dancing with him, just admit it!
It is. Is it your given name?
Here, I'll dance with him!
*Takes Caelan's hands and start waltzing*
Why Mr. Caelan! You're an amazing dancer!
*looks at Caelan's face and sees him laughing evilly and I can tell he's plotting my death*
SOMEONE HELP ME I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE WITH A VAMPIRE WHO'S IN LOVE WITH ME!
I dont use Mademoiselle because honestly, i cant be bothered
I have to go! Mr. Caelan, would you care to accompany me?
Sure!
*Walks out of the room*
*kicks Caelan in face* Err... I hope you didn't see under my dress when I did that Caelan.
my given name is something that people pronounce wrong.A LOT.
I think he was a little too busy being kicked.
*waits till he's distracted and punches him in the face* *runs away*
Caelan........
*dances with Moloch*
No one pronounces my name wrong... But quite frankly, it's a pretty common name.
*sits on couch*
Wow. Things are really hotting up in here aren't they?
Wait a second! Where exactly IS here anyway?
Did we build a mansion in Blogland or what?
*backs away from Moloch and Eve*
Guys! Caelan and I are going for a walk! Bye!
*offers hand to Val* Care to dance Mademoiselle Valkyrie?
A mansion! with a floor filled with little back cats that have magical properties and have lion like strength!
Bye Death! *waves*
*sees Caelan and just sort of backs away rather than waiting*
Hehehe... He has no idea I put salt water in his water bottle...
(dont mean to ruin anyones dream but isnt caelan dead????)
I'll tell him!
Caelan, there is salt water in that bottle!
Bah! Gross! I almost drank that! Thanks girlie!
(He is Caroline, I don't know what they're going on about)
Uh, sure Helena. I warn you, though - I can't dance at all unless I'm doing the Drunken Giraffe. *does the Doctor's dance*
Not if you don't want him to be Mademoiselle Caroline.
he doesnt seem like a water-bottle-carrying type. you sure its just water?
That was his reflection! He just said so!
We know he's dead, but Eve works for him anyway... I know it...
No, if it was his reflection it wouldn't have turned to attack me...
maybe the giraffe isnt the only drunk thing val......
*does Drunken giraffe as well* YEAH!
Oi! I'm not drunk! I'm just clumsy! *walks into a wall*
very.....
http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/doctor-who-dancing-gifs
TARDIS RAVE! *tardis raves*
We're in a Blogland Ballroom, Izabell. :)
how did you upload vals drunk dance so fast!
It's from Doctor Whoooooooooooo! *dances with the 11th Doctor*
Ahhhhh. I've always liked ballrooms.
They're so echoy and big...
also are we doing dedications?
*joins in dancing*
*attempts to sing DW title song*
DO WE DOOOOOOOOO!!
Yes, we ARE doing dedications, as far as I'm aware...
Well then I dedicate this page to dancing and Doctor Who!
i dedicate it to cookie monster, who i just saw a pic of
And I dedicate this to Derek in a tux!
The silence is deafening.
I know right! Caelan, I think Miss Cain is looking lonely over there, wink, wink, nudge, nudge!
Nooooooo! The Silence!
*hums the tune*
Tick, tock, goes the clock...
Doctor, brave and good, he turned away from violence,
When he understood the falling of the Silence.
...... i just went to eat a banana
No! Caelan, BACK OFF! I am taken already! By... er... him!
*points to Eleventh Doctor*
How did I know that would prompt a mention of terrifying aliens?
Caelan. No.
Caelan, attack!
*Laughs like a psychopath* *Dexter slaps me across the face* *I slap him back* *Starts a big slap fight*
Like the one on Night at the Museum with the guy and the monkey
bye everyone!
Bye Miss Cain
Caelan, do not attack!
*takes the Doctor's sonic screwdriver and points it at Caelan* *frowns at why it doesn't work, and noticed he's wearing a necklace with wood on it*
*drops vampire cage on Caelan*
Stay.
Good boy.
Bye Caroline!
Thanks you, Izz!
*sticks tongue out at Caelan* *dances with Eleven*
*Still in the slap fight* *Crowds are starting to draw*
*uses air to fling Death and Vex against different walls*
Oi. Enough with the slap fight.
When will the Doctor add a setting for wood?
Bye Bye Mademoiselle Caroline!
I HAVE IT!!!! WE WANDARED ALL ACROSS TOWN YESTERDAY LOOKING FOR IT!!!
And I couldn't start reading it yesterday, long story.
And I know today is ball day, but . . . KOTW . . . *looks longing at front cover*
Okay. I'll be here in a few chapters. See you then!
I don't know, but he really needs to do it one of these days...
Earlier I thought I saw something in the corner of my eye and got excited because I was hoping that meant the Doctor would come...
Hello for later, Star!
And it appears to be bye bye from me too.
When your mother yells "I want the computer!" from across the house and you hear it... You know you've gotta do something before she reaches you.
Auf wiedersehen alle! I had a fabulous time.
*bows and exits*
Goodbye, Mademoiselle Izz!
I have to go. *curtsies*
Goodbye, Mademoiselle Helena!
*glides around room re-lighting candles*
*quickstep-dances with Valkyrie* Quickstep!
Happy Requiem Ball!! *glides in*
*trips and accidentally knocks Eve over too*
Oooooh, cool dress Lynxia!
*bows* Why thank you.
LYNXIA!
Gah! *hugs*
...I mean, how delightful of you to join us, Miss Lost! *kisses both cheeks* Help yourself to penguin canapés, fairy bread and Skul-cakes!
*falls over*
*stands up and composes self*
*helps Val up and samples her blood while doing so*
*hugs politely back* Great to see you too, Miss Eve of the Rock.
Also to my Skulduggery cake that I hope you've all seen!
*hands everyone a slice of cake* *makes sure mine has Skul's head on it, shows it to him, and eats it while laughing hysterically*
Oi! Gimme back my blood!
Er... I mean...
Eve, my dear friend, I demand that thou return the blood of my property back to me!
*eats cake then stops* Val, what's in the cake?
Cake. And extra frosting.
Oh, and magical rainbow dust. It makes your toes turn rainbow colours if you wish really hard.
*music plays formal chicken dance*
*eyes Val and cake suspiciously*
*attempts to make the chicken dance look formal* *switches back to the Drunken Giraffe dance*
Lynxia, it is a magical cake that is any flavour you want it to be. Mine is the way it was at the party. Vanilla with cream/custard/stuff in the middle.
Be right back.
*takes tester bite* ... It seems to be okay...
It tastes AMAZING *continues to eat Skulduggery's head piece and laughs at Skulduggery as he backs away*
I want my toes to be rainbow!
*munches cake*
*toes turn purple*
Seeeeeeee? Rainbow toes!
Dammit, internet isn't working...
I'm afraid I have to go stop Melancholia from stealing all of your souls now, goodbye!
Goodbye Val! *waves*
*munches cake, removes shoes, and concentrates*
*toes stay toe-coloured* Well, it's not my fault I can't concentrate. KOTW- *stops and looks at toes*
YAY! IT WORKED! *dances around room*
*stands on one of the pins used to pin up posters* OWWWWW! *puts shoes back on* That's better . . . Damn that lying cake.
Oh, and HI. I managed to put KOTW down long enough to come on and babble about toes. Appauld me.
Hey Star! WHSmith were selling it weeks ago.
I know!!!! And then when I went to WHSmith yesterday, THEY'D SOLD OUT. So had the other WHSmith. Apparently there was one more that hadn't, but we didn't go there, we went to Waterstones. *drinks the virtual non-alcoholicic champagne* Tastes like lemonade! *looks closer at jug* Damn, that WAS the lemonade. *looks for the champagne*
*alcoholic
That's terrible Star!!
non-alcoholic champagne?
COUNT ME IN!
Hello all, I'm back
Hello Missy! our drawing of Miki was really good!
Hi Cain!
It's amazing cool that SP is so popular. But it was annoying, yes.
Thankyou dear Lynxia
...I'm getting the hang of talking like this
It is fairly easy when I'm meant to talk to teachers like this.
Star, my friend!
Welcome to the Blogland Requiem Ball!
Hello Miss Cain!
*wonders off in look of scones*
*stops and comes back with a better idea*
Eve, do you know where the scones are?
Right here, Miss!
*gestures to silver platter of scones*
Hello all! Just so every one here is up to date, we've had a vampire attack, I crashed Skulduggery's Bentley and we haven't told him. My dearest Valkyries, how are you?
Thankyou dear Eve!
*eats a scone like your supposed to when at a Requiem Ball*
Hello Death! I see you liked my picture of Dexter Vex.
Calling all Dr. Who fans!
Two days ago, I found a note, it said "DON'T BLINK" in blood. Then, yesterday, there was a clump of dirt thrown at the locker beside mine and the was no one who threw it except for a statue of an angel; hands buried in her face...
I feel like dancing. Anyone care to dance with live-chicken-eater?
Oh my dearest Lynxia Lost! I loved the picture! It was completely amazing!
whoa
that's a little creepy, Rose
Very creepy Miss Rose and it was no problem.
@Death
O_o
*starts poshly nomming a scone* Greeting, Miss Death.
The ball is wonderful, Eve.
Oh, but Death. It would be exceedingly hard to right in blood. I suggest you check the congealing pattern of it. It might simply be ink.
*nods in agreement with Star*
It's amazing Eve
*Miss Eve
This posh formal buisness is trickier than it looks.
No, I think it's about time I told Skulduggery about... His car
*Walks up to Skulduggery* Hi!
Where are my car keys?
Here! *Pass them over*
And how is my car?
*Grimace*
Where is it?
*Idea!* Can you please put your face on?
Okay... *Face flows up and has a expectant look on it*
I... Crashed it.
*Skulduggery is in shock. Grabs his gun* What?
It was blood, I asked my science teacher and he said, "Oh, Death, that's blood! That is quite scary indeed!"
*starts poshly eating another scone*
these, Miss Eve, are simply delicious
who made them?
Star, I'm meant to talk to my teachers like this. The 21st century takes a while to reach the middle of no where.
I talk to my teachers like this!
MR. SMITH! SHUT UP!
Then I get sent outside... Fun eh?
Has any one here read Tiger's Curse?
not me, Miss Rose
I am sorry, Miss Death, but I have not.
(It's like playing the Yes and No game. Y'know, the game where you can't say yes or no. It always changed your speech more formal, makes you use less apostrophes.)
We mostly call our teachers Miss or Sir. Easier than remembering names, and it takes less time.
There isn't nearly enough dancing.
*dances with a purple human-sized banana*
Why, the Elves of Utter Doom made the scones!
Starts dancing to "Once upon a December" lullaby from Anastasia
Oh, btw, Eve: WHAT FAIRIES DID YOU USE FOR THE FAIRY BREAD? You didn't mistake kildera for fairies, did you?
Star, Lynxia, Miss Cain, your dresses are magnificent!
*finds paper and pen*
*writes down the Elves of Utter Doom and the word 'scones'*
Thankyou Miss Eve!
we call our teachers Mr whatever their name is and Mrs whatever their name is
Grabs Skulduggery's gun and throws it in the empty punch bowl. Grabs Ghastly's hands and starts dancing!
Yay! This is fun!
Thank you eve. Yours too.
*twirls dress*
made it myself
*starts doing the Rumba by myself*
I haven't the slightest idea what a kildera is, but they had coloured wings, and wore pink shoes. Their hair was greasy.
Once upon a December
Soon you'll be
Home with me
Once upon a December
yes, Miss Eve, your dress is stunning too
*joins in with Miss Rose*
Demetri is AWESOME! HE HAS THE BEST VOICE!
From Anastasia!
*gracefully walks into room* Hello Everyone *trips*
Lynxia and Star are not dancing. This will not do.
*gathers everyone in a circle and does the posh hokey pokey*
*Twirls into the punch bowl*
TWICE IN ONE NIGHT!
Hello Lauren. Have we met?
Lauren! Good afternoon!
Hello there Miss Lauren!
*does the posh hokey pokey*
Dearest Lauren. How are you this fine evening?
I'm not sure if we have Lynxia, glad to make your aquantaince.
*dances by self*
Some one holds me safe and warm
Horses prance through a sliver storm
Figures dancing gracefully
Across my memory
Once upon a December
No, Lauren! Come join in with the posh hokey pokey!
*is stubborn* I refuse to do the hokey cokey no matter what form.
I'm going to go find another dress, this one has both the punches on it...
Miss Death, I am wonderful thank you very much. How might you be?
Miss Death, I am wonderful thank you very much. How might you be?
Yes Eve! *joins in the hokey pokey*
*pulls Lynxia in*
Come on Miss Lynxia!
It's fun!
But I don't like the hokey cokey!
*does the hockey pockey* Greetings, Miss Dorchadad! Miss L'Keet, kildera are a species from my story.
It's fun though!
*Dorchadas
Damn typos.
I'm am just fine! I'm a bit sticky and I smell like berries!
Well, I was!
*laughs*
I smell like scones!
Ahah it's okay Miss Star.
Good your fine. Mmm berries!
Ohh is there any scones left, by any chance?
I made some tipple choc peanut butter cookies! They are yummy!
*Starts eating them really quick*
Someone better take this from me...
Yes, there are Miss Lauren
I've only eaten...
*pauses to eat another scone*
...four
*puts two peperoni pizzas on the table* Sparky sends us pizza.
I smell like ink.
There are, Miss Dochadas. *passes her the plate*
*eats a triple choc chip peanut butter cookie*
Is there any Hawaiian? I haven't had dinner yet
Yay!
They are SO good! Aren't they Miss Cain?
Ah thank you. *poshly eats a scone* These are wonderful.
aww
good of Sparky to send the pizzas
I'm quite hungry, so, if I eat a lot, don't worry, I won't be sick
*eats a piece of pizza*
http://media.photobucket.com/image/recent/arya-svit-kona/doctor_who_by_pussinboots2612-1.jpg
*quickly finishes of scone to eat some pizza*
(Do I ded?)
Yes Miss Rose
I've always loved scones, but these are the best I've ever had!
*eats pizza* Yum! *remembers poshness* I mean, this pizza is simply delicious! My thanks to Miss Braginski.
(Yes, you still ded Miss Lauren)
Thank you! Don't tell Dexter. When I first cooked them, he came in, took them straight off the counter, while they were red hot, and ate them in the backyard while I was yelling at him!
*Sigh*
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