I have a few random pictures cluttering up my desktop, so I shall intersperse them as I go...
I'm catching my plane tomorrow. An hour to London, then 13 hours to Singapore, then 7.5 hours to Sydney, then 3 hours to Auckland... I'll arrive in New Zealand a little before midday on Tuesday, mildly confused about whether or not I'm sleepy after spending a day in the air zipping across time zones.
Oh boy oh boy.
I'm not packed, either. I know what I'm bringing- roughly- but I'll leave the packing until tomorrow. I'm bringing A Dance of Dragons to read, and I've already looked up what movies will be playing on the plane. Movies that I haven't seen but want to include Battleship, Dark Shadows, Lockout, Get the Gringo, The Five-Year Engagement, and The Woman in Black, and I'll also get a chance to watch The Avengers again. That's roughly 16 hours of movies... I think I should be okay...
Today, I am cleaning the house. Laura will be staying here when I'm gone so I need to have everything nice and tidy, or else she'll throw a mug at me.
I fully intend to blog while I'm on tour. I know my publishers would like me to keep a Tour Blog, detailing how the events went and who I met and what the various cities were like- basically documenting the entire experience. Annnnnnnnd that's not gonna happen. When I get back to my hotel- usually at around 9 o'clock at night- I'm pretty much exhausted. But I'll do my best to keep my Minions appraised of developments.
I'll be gone for 17 days, during which time I'll be staying at 9 hotels and visiting 12 airports.
The temperature in New Zealand is ranging from 1 degree (celsius) at night to 14 during the day. This, my Minions, is a temperature I can deal with.
The temperature in Australia is ranging from 7 to 23. 23 is a tad high. Please Australia, cool down a bit before I get there. Just a few degrees. Say, five. Thank you.
I've got my Sky box ready to record my shows when I'm away. Right now I'm recording Criminal Minds, Newsroom, The Mentalist, and Supernatural. I was delighted beyond measure to realise that I'll be able to watch the Ronda Rousey fight live in my hotel room on my only day off- Sunday the 19th. Thanks to the time difference, I'll just be sitting down to room service lunch when she fights...
And that's it. That's all. I have a house to clean and time is running out. I also need to write up instructions for Laura on how to use the TV (it's more complicated than it sounds) when I'm gone. All you Minions-with-funny-accents, prepare yourselves. I am coming.
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I'll be honest. I'm not trying to laugh at you, but this is pretty hilarious :P
Well that was random.
I'm just really sorry and I hope you're ok
What kind of powers do you have?
WHAT is hilarious, Adrasdos!?
(sorry guys, btw, kinda out of the blue)
It's alright Becky!!!
And Phoebe- uh... You two???
I'm leaving, now.
If anyone sees or hears from Hellboy lemme know. I really need to talk to someone, right now...
Most :) Yesteerday I could teleport and open portals AND heal myself. Today... today I feel like using symbols. And being an elemental.
SO is it random? or do you just choose to use different powers each day?
okay, Luce!!! *hugs* I really do hope you feel better, hun!
Pretty much random. I'm whatever I feel like
*is confuzzled*
Yeah. Me too. I confuse myself.
Well, my powers are forcefields.
Oh and yesterday I stole someones Tardis too.
Damn it! I should have thought of that...
It came as a mix of not completing my necromancer or elemental training so the air aspect of elemental and the necromancy merged.
THAT WAS MY HUSBAND'S TARDIS, MIND YOU
SO it's like necromancy, except it doesn't have to be a continious flow and can be stationary, it also doesn't become more powerful depending on the strength of the lifeflow.
Yeah. Who is your husband? You never said...
And they're not invisible forcefields, they shimmer a bit.
They can be sharp projectiles, floating platforms or bound swords.
It's a kind of yellowish shimmer.
Did you think of that yourself? Its pretty clever if you did :)
I'm also a bounty hunter, but I have never managed to complete a job.
Haha lol
I did think of it myself. I didn't steal it from Naruto. wit that guy who has the ability to control the moisture in the air and make it into ice.
My husband?
How many people do you know that travel in space and time in a Tardis?
But yeah. I never managed to complete a job. On account of me losing control and killing too many off job innocents.
THE DOCTOR!
EXACTLY!!!
BOOM! I AM LAWESOME!
*laughs*
Sure
I did wonder...
But yeah, I'm like a nuke if I get too angry and lose control.
Yeah... :P
I mean, thats what I thought, but you never know... your husband might've been the master who came back to life and stole the tardis. Again.
Ew. No thanks.
Marrying the Master.
Lolwut?
Gotta go for dinna guys be back soon!
But anyway, Me, mad=Nuke.
Might leave now myself actually, sorry to leave you alone, Dark.
Byeeee!!! It's fine :P
I'll be distant, people!
I can't sleep...No matter how much I want to...
I don't even want to...I need to sleep...
Melatonin?
Or however it is spelled.
Hi people!
@L: Make up a story? It often helps me.
Hello, Star.
And I think it's best that I don't...
that's true!!! I usually think up things for my book, And I just... Doze.
I doubt that the screen that you're looking at it helping.
Btw, I have an ACE new story idea. Maybe if I work out a good enough plot I'll develop it into ab actual story. ;)
My 'stories' are full of blood and gore and hurt...And in this frame of mine it's not a good idea...
Think of stories you like, L?
I mean, film/book/TV series/etc. stories that you like?
Unfortunately for me, I torture my main character, and put my emotions, and give them to her...
It's horrible, but it makes me feel better. Weirdly.
*laughs* Soon you'll be as bad as Michael Grant, Adra.
And, dinner, bbs.
Bye, Star..
Bye star!!
And yeahhh.. It's fun, in a weird, sadistic way.
Hi Again Everyone
Its All right, Luciana Scath
I never sleep. better this way.
Hi Cat! Hey Kallie!!! *hugs*
Im back!
No Hugs, Adrasdos.
Hi Pheobe, er, back.
i need a one-time first name- anything you dont like. maybe salley?
The great 'insert name here' has returned! Tremble before me!
You really need to sleep. Youll start halusinating soon
ish
you can go for a while without sleep. a long while. after a while, you get too tired to sleep...
How about Sophie? I hate the name sophie.
No offense to all you Sophies out there. I'm sure youre all great. I just dont like your name.
Ah cat, yes. Sorry. I know.
I suppose there should've been a new paragraph, because I wasn't hugging you :P
You didnt hug me...
* feels unloved *
beans on toast!
If you turn it upside down its toast on beans.
toast on beans on cheese on a plate on a newspaper on a table on a rug on a floor et cetera
*hugs Phoebe* sorry!!!
And I've got to go, everyone!!! Sorry. :/ but I do.
See you Adrasdos Dark
Bye, Adra...
Bye! *hugs goodbye*
Hello??
Hello, RIM-Willow Suede-RIM
hi :)
Hi Guys! Nice to meet you Luna and Cat :D
you too :D
I'm a freak...
how are you?
(just warning you so that it doesn't come as a horrible shock)
stop wasting electronic paper. you're killing electronic trees.
Hi! Sorry I wasnt online. Back now. Hi new person! As the others will tell you, I am odd.
Do you want a present?
sorry D: The electronic whomping willow will get revenge....
Um... Most people on here are a freak and I'm goo without a present thanks :D
Does anyone want a present?
It seems like it been ages since I've been on here... I've only just met pretty much all of you guys :P
I need to leave !
Willow, its probably a good thing that you said no to my present offer. They usually explode or are not very good.
yes please! As longs as it's not to painful...
Bye Cat!!!
can I call you willow?
Doctor Who-style electronic trees? (The episode with Matt Smith and the weeping angles and Amy having to keep her eyes closed?)
Yeah bye cat :)
Sweet things use to have robots in them... Want a cake??
bye :D I'm going too *hugs all and flies away*
Sure Phoebe! Call me Willow :D hey Star!!! *hugs*
Bye Luna!!!
Yeah, that was Robin's thing, robots. *smiles sadly*
The only good thing about losing minions is that new ones soon appear.
Okay! * hands luna a stick, with a bow on it * Do you like it? I got the idea from a book somewhere.... the person who it was for laughed. So THEREFORE she must've liked it :)
Bye luna. Want a leaving present?
Fours Lunayo!
Call me Maybe. :)
I miss Robin... Want a cake with glitter??...
No, don't actually, call me Ink. Or Star. Or Ink. Or Star. Or Ink.
And I thought you wanted her to ring you up Star :P
*glares at cake suspiciously* Uhh . . . No thanks, Rim. *pokes Suspucioua Cake*
Hey, Rim. Long time no blog-see.
Hello people!
RIM! *tackles* HELLO!
Hi Flame!
*Suspicious
There was a reason I put a capital on the M of that Maybe, Rim. The reason was to turn it into a proper noun, aka a name.
Hi Flame and L :)
I'm going...
Nobody wants my presents? Ive got more than one for everyone :D
VAL!!! hey!! *struggles trapped under Val*
Bye L!
Do you have something that can turn down the sun? I'll take that.
Lucinda! Want a leaving present?
* hands another stick with a mushy orange on the end. It also has a bow*
Sorry. When I made these I ran out of original ideas for a while...
*takes Phoebes present* thanks!!
Bye L, *hugs*
I want KOTW!!
Btw, someone link me to Sparky's blog?
Well.... Ive got a sun umbrella...?
Oi! Flame! Rim! Do you wanna do that thing?
SURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flame:
insidesparkybraginskishead.blogspot.com
Ive already got KOTW hehehe I'm special :D
Hi Ivy! Hi Flame!
Oh, did i mention that the sun umbrella rains on anyone who holds it? And it not wwaterproof... and its got holes in the top.
ZOMBIE HORDE!!!
*punches zombie in the face and its head flies off*
DEREK! Hi! um I really need you to read this. It's probably not the best time in the world to say this but I have a friend who is.. to say the lease, a completely MASSIVE fan of yours. Seriously, she is like Becky when it comes to fandom. But I'm worried about her. like mega worried. Think self harm, like life threateningly. Will you please send a shout out to her that she's worth it???
(I hope you understand why I didnt say any names)
on another note though... GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR TOUR HAVE LOTS OF FUN!!!!
*picks up brick and lobs it through hospital window* NOOOO!!!! *zombies start climbing out towards us*
* BOOM! *
Oh yeah. And it explodes after two minutes.
Gtg, bbl. :(
'
val... send me the prologue to kotw
*slides knife out of boot* DIE ZOMBIE!!! *slices zombies head off*
Hey! Im the one who throws bricks around here, Willow!
*picks up brick and lobs it through hospital window* NOOOO!!!! *zombies start climbing out towards us*
*sets zombies on fire*
Hey Jak! Bye Star!
*sighs at Val on top of a zombie punching the he'll out of it*
You're crazy.
*punches a zombie, himself*
Noooooo Jakro...
*hits a zombie with a fistful of shadows* *kicks it in half*
*Punches zombie in face and finishes it with a stab* Anyone need a sword??
*kills zombie llama*
Ive got a stick! With a feather on it!
*starts tickling zombie * this has always worked before....
*calls magical flying manatees to kill zombies*
*hears a knock on the door*
PIZZA!
*opens door and sighs* *slams the door with the pizza guy half in, half out*
Stupid pizza guy was a zombie...
VAL! GET IVY!
*eats pizza*
Hmm...
help. Please. Guys...? Okay i'm sorry about the presents, and everything, and I PROMISE never to offer you a present again! Please HELP!! Ahh!
*grabs a sword and cuts 3 zombies in a circular twirl*
But I don't know if Ivy wants to come... I think she's busy doing, you know, nothing...
tell her about the zombie babies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
*sees Hollow Men coming*
Oh crap...
*helps Phoebe by killing zombie on her leg*
Help! I'm DYING PEOPLE! I will never ever offer you a present again I PROMISE!
Zombie babies?! OH GOD! I HATE ZOMBIES AND BABIES ARE EVIL!
*calls Ivy*
Yay!! *zombie jumps on back* HELPPPPP!!!!!!!
*helps Phoebe*
*helps Rim*
Yay! Thanks! Who wants a present?
*ignites hollow men*
...
...
crap!
Thanks Val!! *picks up sword and slices a zombies arm whilst getting up*
*throws pins in the air causing hollow men to leak*
Okay, Ivy's here now!
*throws a knife through ten zombies* *retrieves knife*
I have a vicious side too guys!
* kills the first five rows of zombies *
*hi fives Ivy and kills zombies behind Jakro*
*BOOM!!!!*
NOBODY SET FIRE TO!
*BOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
HOLLOW MEN...
they go BOOM!
We've run out of zombies....
LETS TURN ON OURSELFS!! HAHAHA!!!
*kicks Val*
Zombies, really? Zombies? Why?
Oh, great! Hollow men too! Now we have a party...
*shoots hollow men with handguns*
GINGERS RULE!!!!!!!! *Kills 20 zombies with Ginger powers (Take what's left of their souls)*
*shoots hollow men with handguns*
So I shouldn't set fire to Hollow Men? Okay.
*grins and sets fire to Hollow Men*
*gets cake*
*thrown half of cake... eats other half*
* starts throwing bricks *
*BOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
*throws tiny blades at hollow men*
All this time I thought your cakes were poisonous...
* Walks up to a hollow man * Do you want a present?
wouldn't it be cool if there was like... a place where we could do this stuff (epic battle stuff) but in like... a video game... with the bloglanders
*deflates hollow man that Phoebe offered present*
It would be cool!
* hollow man doesnt reply *
I'll take your silence as a yes! *hands a rattle*
*hollow man looks confused*
BOOM! *Explodes* BOOM BOOM! *Sets of chain reaction*
*tears off zombie arm and starts hitting other zombies with it*
That WOULD be awesome!
There's was Munchkin Army game, but it doesn't work anymore...
*gets to work*
*elbows zombie and lobs the zombie at a hollow man*
AAaaaaargh! A zombie just bit me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just kidding :D
Yeah I know why doesnt it work any more its not fair!
*rips Hollow Man in half*
G2g bye!
Bye Flame! *pokes him in the face before he leaves*
Bye Flame!!!!!
Bye flame! Want a leaving present?
Are all the hollow men gone??
Yes.They've all already died twice.
*glances around*
I think we all seem to have forget the zombie horde and Hollow Man army surrounding us...
*starts blowing up zombies and Hollow Men*
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