I have a few random pictures cluttering up my desktop, so I shall intersperse them as I go...
I'm catching my plane tomorrow. An hour to London, then 13 hours to Singapore, then 7.5 hours to Sydney, then 3 hours to Auckland... I'll arrive in New Zealand a little before midday on Tuesday, mildly confused about whether or not I'm sleepy after spending a day in the air zipping across time zones.
Oh boy oh boy.
I'm not packed, either. I know what I'm bringing- roughly- but I'll leave the packing until tomorrow. I'm bringing A Dance of Dragons to read, and I've already looked up what movies will be playing on the plane. Movies that I haven't seen but want to include Battleship, Dark Shadows, Lockout, Get the Gringo, The Five-Year Engagement, and The Woman in Black, and I'll also get a chance to watch The Avengers again. That's roughly 16 hours of movies... I think I should be okay...
Today, I am cleaning the house. Laura will be staying here when I'm gone so I need to have everything nice and tidy, or else she'll throw a mug at me.
I fully intend to blog while I'm on tour. I know my publishers would like me to keep a Tour Blog, detailing how the events went and who I met and what the various cities were like- basically documenting the entire experience. Annnnnnnnd that's not gonna happen. When I get back to my hotel- usually at around 9 o'clock at night- I'm pretty much exhausted. But I'll do my best to keep my Minions appraised of developments.
I'll be gone for 17 days, during which time I'll be staying at 9 hotels and visiting 12 airports.
The temperature in New Zealand is ranging from 1 degree (celsius) at night to 14 during the day. This, my Minions, is a temperature I can deal with.
The temperature in Australia is ranging from 7 to 23. 23 is a tad high. Please Australia, cool down a bit before I get there. Just a few degrees. Say, five. Thank you.
I've got my Sky box ready to record my shows when I'm away. Right now I'm recording Criminal Minds, Newsroom, The Mentalist, and Supernatural. I was delighted beyond measure to realise that I'll be able to watch the Ronda Rousey fight live in my hotel room on my only day off- Sunday the 19th. Thanks to the time difference, I'll just be sitting down to room service lunch when she fights...
And that's it. That's all. I have a house to clean and time is running out. I also need to write up instructions for Laura on how to use the TV (it's more complicated than it sounds) when I'm gone. All you Minions-with-funny-accents, prepare yourselves. I am coming.
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*ties self to tie*
*struggles to free self* HELP!
*is stuck to tree* ARGH! SOMEBODY FREE ME!
*punches tree*
*surfaces from lake and walks on shadows*
*lands on ground*
*unties Star*
cuz you asked
FREE ME, OR YOU WILL PAY!!!!!
Course, you can pay anyway. *chucks moneybox on ground before self* All donations accepted.
*ties Star back up*
For the lols
*thinks*
i agree Nix, lets leave her
YAY! *higs Cain and offers her 50p*
Oh, you're Australian. *snatches 50p back and offers her 50 cents*
*offers Nix 50 cents* Free me? *puppy dog eyes*
*disapperates and appears behind Stars tree and casts a forcefield. Realises that arm is missing*
Although, 50p is more than 50 cents. *offers him 60 cents*
You cut out a puppy dogs' eyes?! That's... No, I'm not letting you out
:(
*offers him Skulduggery's eyes* I preserved them when he died. And he was dead already, so it didn't hurt him.
...No
*Carefully puts the dogs eyes back in place* There good as new!
*dog turns into coraline-esque creature.*
"I'm the Doctor, here to help. See look! They even gave me a little badge with my name on it in case I forget who I am!"
I have always found that hilarious... XD
*offers him . . . *drum roll* A PURPLE BANANA!!!!*
There is nothing worth more than that.
But I don't want it
I will get down on my knees and worship the person who frees me.
So, in other words, you'll leave your banana master or whatever she calls herself?
*frees Star*
*traps Star again*
*glares at Val*
*carefully reburies purple banana*
You're as bad as me. I am unbribable on things I really don't want to do. Unlike my sister.
*sits on a tuffet* I wonder if Michael Jackson stole the one-glove thingamabob from Serpine...
*awkwardly wriggles into a kneel through the ropes that once again entrap me*
*worships Ivy*
Even though I wasn't freed for long.
yeah, youve got to wonder about that, Maya...
... Michael Jackson was before Serpine, and Serpine doesn't wear a glove for his power
Maybe Michael Jackson WAS Serpine in disguise. Maybe he realised his fame was attracting too much attention and faked his death.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byEPAqcCtOE
This is... This is awesome.
YES STAR!!
THE PERFECT ANSWER!!
@Star that is quite genius
Serpine doesn't wear a glove for his power
*looks at ropes* This is NOT awesome.
I asked a question Star, are you planning to answer?
*smiles* FINALLY. My genius is appreciated.
Star, he doesn't use a glove for power. Your 'genius' makes no sense
Well, he would go blasting people with his hand whilst on stage, would he? And he wouldn't want the media to speculate about the abnornality of his hand. So, voila, he wears a glove.
Nix, he wears a glove over his right hand.
*wouldn't
But Jackson didn't wear it all the time, so you would have seen his hand
Of course my genius makes no sense. I'm nonsensical.
Well then he would have been teating out gis glove that looked EXACTLY like a human hand, but wasn't.
However, his human-hand glove needed to be washed occasionally, so he wore his normal glove.
*testing
*his
But you would see a change in thickness, compare the hands. Same thickness
*sighs*
*frees Star and casts (grape flavoured) shield on her*
My internet is sooooooooooooooooooo slow
Gtg, fours, bbl. :( *quickly worships Maya before I go*
Okay Nix. You win. Serpine wasn't Michael Jackson.
Bye Star!
*puts curse on her that makes her tied up ever time she comes back, and can only be undone by me*
Because you didn't answer my question
be back soon!
Fare thee well Star!
sorry my internet turned off fot aaaaaaagggggeeeeeeessss
bye Star!!
... Seriously?
i am very, VERY distant
*yawns*
I'm leaving now
Goodnight/bye!
And yes I still believe Serpine is Michael Jackson.
Bye Maya!
Hmmmm... It's nearly 3 in the morning...
bye Maya!
gotta go now
byee fellow Bloglandians!
*shadow walks out*
Bye Miss!
Bye people who left!
Hey people:)
Hi Flame!
SLAUGHTERHOUSE!!!
Hi Eve!
I'm going to rant now.
DEREK! I DEMAND THAT YOU PUNISH SPARKY BRAGINSKI BECAUSE SHE LET OUT A KOTW SPOILER IN EMAIL TO ME AND VAL. V CAIN. I TALKED TO NIXION STRANGE AND HE SAID IT WAS ONE OF THE BIGGEST THINGS IN THE BOOK!
I didn't say that. I said I found a spoiler that was one of the biggest things in the book
AND NOW I'M MAD COS I WANTED TO BE AMAZED BY KOTW AND NOW I MIGHT NOT BE!
Oh. Oops.
Oh. Oops.
Whatever the spoiler was, Phoenix, it won't ruin the suspense or anything. The book is immensely enjoyable even if someone told you the whole sequence of events, it's that good ;)
Blah, I just got an email.
*shudders*
Yeah, the spoiler I was told didn't make the book any less enjoyable
I dedicate this to the awesome book that is Kingdom of the Wicked. This is possibly my favourite
Okay, I gotta go now
I might be back later
Bye!
Bye NIXION.
Hello people who came!
Sorry, I'm having slow responses...
And bye Nix!
Yo Val
Yo Val
Where's everyone?
Watching Doctor Who
Ah, K.
Never fear, me is here!
I think your pic on here is much better than your aquila felis pic.
oops, *Flame
Ugh, Hi Komodo.
AGAIN!
EVERY TIME I SEE YOU, I TRY TO BE NICE!
Cos' I only hate you when you're being a bastard. You're fine when you're just being normal.
Well, OK! Sorry, Hi KOMODO!
Well, OK! Sorry, Hi KOMODO!
Hey flame.
Hi guys
How's the book coming along?
Hey, do you mind if I cal you suede?
Mine?
Cos' I know willow storm and I call her willow so do you mind if I call you suede instead of willow?
Yeah flame.
Meh, alright. Ish...
Yeah sure Komodo, that's why I added the RIM things
Thanks.
Flame, do you have an OC?
Yesh.
Cos' I was looking for it on bio-rama and I couldn't find it.
Is it on your blog?
It's nowhere.
I can write one up for you later, if you want.
Hm, I think Flame's comments only come up if I post comments.
Yes please.
TO THE MEMEBASE!
Refresh the page. F5 or control+r.
And also to photobucket.
But your comments don't show up if i do that. It works for everyone else's.
I dunno.
Will you go to my blog, the one with all the stories, on my profile, and read chasing the sun?
THAT'S GREEN HAIR! NOT BLACK HAIR!
Sure Flame.
What...?
(:)(:)
!
But could you do this quiz please flame? And suede?
http://similarminds.com/jung.html/
Flame...? What're they??
I do not know...
Yea, they look like mutated boobs.
And could you guys tell me what you got when you finished the tests?
*refresh's for flame's comments*
Brb
Engineer - ISTP
Introverted (I) 52% Extroverted (E) 48%
Sensing (S) 55.88% Intuitive (N) 44.12%
Thinking (T) 57.5% Feeling (F) 42.5%
Perceiving (P) 76.92% Judging (J) 23.08%
Your type is: ISTP
ISTP - "Engineer". Values freedom of action and following interests and impulses. Independent, concise in speech, master of tools. 5.4% of total population.
Won't work for me.
I'm INTP, the achitect.
http://www.personalitypage.com/ISTP.html This is a detailed description of an ISTP.
It's a good thing I'm studying engineering then... I thought i'd get something random...
Introverted (I) 68% Extroverted (E) 32%
Intuitive (N) 52.38% Sensing (S) 47.62%
Thinking (T) 52.63% Feeling (F) 47.37%
Perceiving (P) 55.56% Judging (J) 44.44%
Your type is: INTP
INTP - "Architect". Greatest precision in thought and language. Can readily discern contradictions and inconsistencies. The world exists primarily to be understood. 3.3% of total population.
Read the story flame. Your description is awesome.
Did you get INTP as well flame?
*Refreshes for flame's comments*
That's weird.
It seems that we're all a quite alike.
You guys design stuff, I build it :D
http://www.personalitypage.com/INTP.html This is you Flame.
Yup.
I think that in sherlock holmes, sherlock is INTP and Murdoch is INTJ.
Which are both really alike.
Why?
And thanks.
I think that the main difference is that Intp designs and builds, whereas Intj changes.
Like Aedra and Daedra, except, not from a video game.
It seems that, in terms of relationship, we all would fit well with the same kind of people.
Which is a bit weird.
Brb
Okay Komodo
Why weird?
And thanks for the compliement.
back
I'm still here, just doing homework. I have to give a talk about obesity tomorrow, and it will probably help if I know what specific thing I'm going to be talking about.
Yo welcome.
Well, it's just, you know, kind of, odd. That we're so alike.
Hey Eve.
Hmmm, I forgot to go to memebase.
Hi Eve
I'm going to go, I think. Yeah, I am. Bye.
Bye Flame!!!!
TO MEMEBASE!
Nenenaaaa!
Bye flame!
Poor rabid doggy :( It's so cute when it's not killing people. It must feel awful. :(
Rim, what do you think suits me more? Eve Marone or Eve L'Keet?
Sorry Eve my internet went down... The Marone one sounds like an actress an the L'Keet makes your name be Evil Keet... I prefer The Marone one.
It's actually pronounced Eev Luh-keet, but okay
Oh that makes more sense!!
Haha yeah :P
Otherwise I would've written
Eve L. Keet
:P
Good morning random Aussies that are up
THE MIDNIGHT BEAST : BACKWARDS LYRICS MY OF ALL RAP I, WHY? CUS I'M QUIRKY!!
Hi Zaf
Morning! Ooh gosh i just realized how much im laughing at myself, i fell asleep with DB
Its afternoon for me :D
LOL! DB is what we call my friend so I'm thinking something else which is kinda creepy :P
HI PEOPLE!
Well, we went out to play tennis and table tennis for an hour, but then we had lunch and went shopping so we were actually out for five hours.
Cool! Hey Star!
Hi!i!i!i!i!
¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡ Helloooo ¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡
Gotta go! Might be on later :D
So, how's things?
Okay, fours Willow!
Hiya Star
I thought it was a shame to waste a comnent saying nothing but "Testing", so I wrote all this.
Hi Zaf!
Huh. That profile pic might be okay, actually.
KEEP CALM AND COUNT TO FIVE.
I am awesome.
I edited Ivy's Keep Calm and Read Skulduggeru thing, and LOOK!
This one should be slightly shorter and more readable.
*Skulduggery
I'm only here for one comment.
I pre-ordered KotW! Finally!
I'll try to be back soon. I'm sorting some things out in my life because when I decide to try to help someone else everything falls apart, apparently.
Hey, Derek (if you read this)! I hope you're having fun on tour.
I'm sorry, everyone. I feel bad for not explaining things. I'd rather not explain things, right now. It makes things worse.
I hope to talk to you all soon and when/if I do return you're still as nice and kind as ever, unlike the SP page.
It took me over an hour to turn this blue.
*hugs L* You take as long a break as you need. I hope you don't need long.
And I'll TRY to stay nice . . . *hides bloody knife behind back*
If somebody thinks of an SP one I can, I'll gladly do it.
*can do
Hiya Star
*crashes in*
Oh. God. I do hope no one cared for that window. It was way too big for this room. And green. With people on it.
I hate windows.
OMG MY RED BOWTIE JUST CAME IN THE MAIL. *raises arms to sky*
LIFE. COMPLETE
You still here, Adra?
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