Saturday, August 4, 2012

A Post Before I Go

I have a few random pictures cluttering up my desktop, so I shall intersperse them as I go...


I'm catching my plane tomorrow. An hour to London, then 13 hours to Singapore, then 7.5 hours to Sydney, then 3 hours to Auckland... I'll arrive in New Zealand a little before midday on Tuesday, mildly confused about whether or not I'm sleepy after spending a day in the air zipping across time zones. 

Oh boy oh boy.

I'm not packed, either. I know what I'm bringing- roughly- but I'll leave the packing until tomorrow. I'm bringing A Dance of Dragons to read, and I've already looked up what movies will be playing on the plane. Movies that I haven't seen but want to include Battleship, Dark Shadows, Lockout, Get the Gringo, The Five-Year Engagement, and The Woman in Black, and I'll also get a chance to watch The Avengers again. That's roughly 16 hours of movies... I think I should be okay...


Today, I am cleaning the house. Laura will be staying here when I'm gone so I need to have everything nice and tidy, or else she'll throw a mug at me. 

I fully intend to blog while I'm on tour. I know my publishers would like me to keep a Tour Blog, detailing how the events went and who I met and what the various cities were like- basically documenting the entire experience. Annnnnnnnd that's not gonna happen. When I get back to my hotel- usually at around 9 o'clock at night- I'm pretty much exhausted. But I'll do my best to keep my Minions appraised of developments.


I'll be gone for 17 days, during which time I'll be staying at 9 hotels and visiting 12 airports. 

The temperature in New Zealand is ranging from 1 degree (celsius) at night to 14 during the day. This, my Minions, is a temperature I can deal with.

The temperature in Australia is ranging from 7 to 23. 23 is a tad high. Please Australia, cool down a bit before I get there. Just a few degrees. Say, five. Thank you.

I've got my Sky box ready to record my shows when I'm away. Right now I'm recording Criminal Minds, Newsroom, The Mentalist, and Supernatural. I was delighted beyond measure to realise that I'll be able to watch the Ronda Rousey fight live in my hotel room on my only day off- Sunday the 19th. Thanks to the time difference, I'll just be sitting down to room service lunch when she fights...

And that's it. That's all. I have a house to clean and time is running out. I also need to write up instructions for Laura on how to use the TV (it's more complicated than it sounds) when I'm gone. All you Minions-with-funny-accents, prepare yourselves. I am coming. 




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Cat said...

Hello RIM-Willow Suede-RIM

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I gots Skype xD

Cat said...

is everyone "Skyping" or is no one talking?

Rim. said...

Nah I don't skype anyone but my cousins. I'm watching field of dreams.

Star Inkbright said...

I'm not Skyping.

Cat said...

okay...
I am trying to procrastinate here
someone start talking

Rim. said...

Anyone watching the olympics??

Star Inkbright said...

. . . Occasionally. Not much. My family is.

Cat said...

iwatch it at night, not rightnow, though

Cat said...

You're not heloing me procrastinate here.

Rim. said...

I'm not good at starting convos!!!

Cat said...

How is your cat?

Rim. said...

I don't have a cat, I don't like cats much. How's your cat??

Star Inkbright said...

Don't have a cat. :)

Cat said...

He's Adorable.
Do you have a dog, or any other pets?
I have
a bit of
a collection
of animals
some guinea fowl
chickens
a rooster
fishes
I've always wanted a dog, though
and a hedgehog

Rim. said...

I don't have any pets, Do you live on a farm or something???

Rim. said...

Do you do any sports or have any hobies??

Cat said...

A few...
You?

Rim. said...

Same.
Why are you so shady?? It's like youre in the police protection programme...

Cat said...

I just
dont really
like
myself
talking about

Im just
i dont
i guess
i dont really

Rim. said...

Ah thats fine then! I thought something was a little wierd... But it's fine :D

Star Inkbright said...

I have a rabbit.

Cat said...

thanks.

Although
i should tell you
i guess
that if you
think im shady now
in real
life
its a little worse

in real life
no one knows
how many animals i own
or that i like writing

i just dont tell people
things like that
i hate talking about myself...
hard enough being in my head all day

i say more on this blog
than i do all day
all week, sometimes

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

O.o

Komodo Devious said...

Is your profile pic of Marcelin, Willow suede?

Rim. said...

Yup KOmodo :D

@Cat, at least you can talk here :)

Komodo Devious said...

How o I get to Aquila's blog?

Cat said...

I like rabbits.

Rim. said...

Gotta go!! Bye!! *hugs*

Komodo Devious said...

BYE!

Komodo Devious said...

Cat, have you read dreaming of amelia?

Cat said...

I think so...
Amelia and Reily, right? those
where a few charecters, right?

Cat said...

Ashbury School?

Komodo Devious said...

I was wondering because your typing looks a bit like that of amelia's in her blogposts.

Cat said...

i havent read
it in
years... But i didnt like it
much,
so i dont really remember
what
that was...

Star Inkbright said...

Hi Komodo! And, no idea how you get to Aquila's blog. If you follow it, you can click on your display name to view your profile and then click on the name of her blog, which will be under "Blog I follow". If you don't follow it, sorry, can't help ya.

Cat said...

I dont know
who that is.

Komodo Devious said...

Well, it turns out that Aquila's not on her blog.

Komodo Devious said...

SILENCE!

Komodo Devious said...

Why is everybody all quiet?

Cat said...

Mustache
I lost the game

Star Inkbright said...

Because Silence has fallen. :)

Komodo Devious said...

Who here plays Temple run?

Cat said...

I played a handful times... I dont know what a good score is though.
I got to around three million last time, but...

Komodo Devious said...

That's a really good score.

Komodo Devious said...

Hmph.

Komodo Devious said...

I don't hink I've ever gotten over 2,000,000

Cat said...

oh.
sorry... i didnt mean to
brag or anything...
sorryy
uhm... maybe its easier
on an iphone than... something else?

Komodo Devious said...

Since I can't lord over people with temple run skill, how about, Mariokart?

Cat said...

i dont have
a, ehm...
Game thingamajigger
fir whatever that is, so...
yeah. lord over
me!

Komodo Devious said...

It doesn't work if the other person doesn't play the game.

Cat said...

oh.
Sorry...

Ehm
Alchemy?
I dont have the last harry potter game?

Komodo Devious said...

Lolwut?

Komodo Devious said...

I'm goig to play temple run now.

Komodo Devious said...

I'll still be on like, but distant.

Komodo Devious said...

SHIT!

Komodo Devious said...

I DIED!

Komodo Devious said...

And I only got 578,272 points.

Cat said...

HAH!
was you eaten by evil demon monkeys?
How about chess? do you play chess?(jk- i only ever play with myself)

Komodo Devious said...

Cat, what's your username on game center?

Cat said...

Try just not checking your score during the game.

Cat said...

game center?

Komodo Devious said...

I try not to.

Komodo Devious said...

Yeah, wityh the leader boards.

Komodo Devious said...

And the friend requests.

Cat said...

I dont know... technically,
Its my dad's
Iphone...
Oh!
Have you ever played Zombie Highway?

Komodo Devious said...

NOOOO! 1,000,000 POINTS!

Komodo Devious said...

Nup

Cat said...

do you go for the coins?

Star Inkbright said...

My brother is ACE at Mariokart Wii. He's unlocked Mirror and everything.

Komodo Devious said...

OH GOD DANGIT!

Komodo Devious said...

I've unlocked mirror too.

Komodo Devious said...

Does he play online?

Cat said...

Mirror?

Komodo Devious said...

WHen the courses are inverted.

Cat said...

Oh. Are the controls inverted too, or...

Komodo Devious said...

Who here plays minecrafr?

Komodo Devious said...

The controls are normal.

Komodo Devious said...

Well, does anyone here play minecraft? And is the blog normally busier than this?

Cat said...

The Blog can be Really busy...
but sometimes
its just me, or me and Zafira, or,
like now,
me and
you...
Ive done a little
minecraft, but...
ive done ddo, wow
runescape
My brother is really into that kind of thing
so i try a lot
of games

Cat said...

Are you in
America?

Star Inkbright said...

Nope, me don't play minecraft.

Sometimes it's busy. It's usually busy for more than it was today, actually. *frowns*

Star Inkbright said...

*is an Englandiminion*

Komodo Devious said...

Sorry guys, got to leave now! BYEW!

Cat said...

Bye.

Ink, do you have any writing on a particular blog you wouldnt mind me reading?

Star Inkbright said...

Fours!

MY BLOG! inkystar.blogspot.com, it's at.

Cat said...

Wait! am i all alone now?

chloeleister said...

Hello I am Chloe, do yoi have a fan mail address. I would love to send a personal letter to you. If. You do could you please share it:)
Thank You

Cat said...

I really want to send a letter... dont know how though.

chloeleister said...

Hello my name is Chloe and I was wondering if you had a fan mail address ? I so, what is it ? :) Thank You

Star Inkbright said...

Don't think he does, Chloe. Sorry.

chloeleister said...

Oh :/ that's a shame

Star Inkbright said...

It is. :(

Star Inkbright said...

*grins evily* I shalt not get first.

Cat said...

Yeah, well...
what is there to do?
Emrald and iriminions are so lucky

Cat said...

And those New Zealanders. Austrailians.
grr.

Cat said...

I Dedicate to Ameriminions, who, of course, diligently follow The Derek and Order the books from overseas and try to send letters
and to Derek, who wrote the books in the first place, but -1 for not telling us how to send letters...
to Skulduggery, Cuz he's a skulduggery who is so hard to be...
to bloglanders in real life, because its so much easier to be here
than to be in real life
and for stories again, because no one could see...
Derek, why dont yyou post an adress we can send you letters to?
To musicians, who write the music, to toes... so much to say.
But I'll stick with stories
and people who need them.

Star Inkbright said...

*smiles* Good ded..

*looks mournfully at the yellow pages of my Gone book, which my inky fingers ruined, and my attempts to get rid of the inky fingerprints ruined further*

Star Inkbright said...

I'm mortified. I ADORE my Gone books.

Cat said...

Hellows?

Luciana said...

Is anyone alive...?

Drew O'Connor said...

I am alive.
Barely.

Luciana said...

I'm confuddled.
Blogland..
Just died.
Like there was quick-lime..

Drew O'Connor said...

I know, this place has become more boring the last few weeks.

It's like everyone has just lost their... their... pisaz!!!

Luciana said...

I was just going to come in and say bye...

Drew O'Connor said...

Why are you saying bye Lu?

Luciana said...

Leaving.
Leaving everything apart from my Facebook page.
At least for now.
They betrayed my trust.
Shattered me.
Changed me.
Betrayed me.
After fixing me.
Played with me.
Just broke me.
I give in.
Until I can fix myself, I don't want to bring everyone down.
And I definitely don't want that constant reminder that they don't even seem to regret it.

Drew O'Connor said...

Who did what to you Lu?
*Hugs*
Want me to kick their face in?

Luciana said...

You don't even know them. It's okay.

I just don't know who to trust.

I guess this is goodbye to Blogland. Or, at least for now...

Bye, Em. Thanks for everything, it hurts to be leaving you. To be leaving all of this. *gestures round to Blogland* I know I look weak and cowardice right now, but I don't care. I am weak. I'm not bothered who knows it. Oh well.
It's been an honour knowing you all. *hugs* Goodbye. X

Cat said...

Hi Emrald

Lucy? What happened?

Cat said...

Lucy, If your still reading this...
you could never bring me down.
I am at the bottom already...
and you can always stand on me
to keep yourself a little higher.
And Im sorry if i was the one
who did this to you
Im sorry
and I dont know what i did
but whatever it was i wish
i could take it back.

Cat said...

You cant leave me now
not now, not after that
someone come back! i cant
keep listening to my own echo
i cant
someone has to come back!

Cat said...

someone?

Cat said...

please?

Evelyn said...
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Cat said...

There are six billion people and how
am i the only one here??

Random Comments said...

I'm here. I was the first comment, so i guess this counts as coming back.

And there are now over SEVEN billion on the planet.

Drew O'Connor said...

I'm here Cat sorry, I'm just fecking around with the laptop.

Cat said...

fecking.
very delicate.

Hi emrald.
So will you ask the Derek my
question?
or do you think he's fed up with me all ready?

I havent seen you too much, recently. :(
but i'm re-reading your story, from chapter one through...

Cat said...

seven billion now? when
is this happening?

Cat said...
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Random Comments said...

Last year, I think.

Sir said...

What ho, comrades!

Cat said...

Cake man!

Random Comments said...

Cake man? Why is he cake man? or was that completely off-topic?

Sir said...

It's relatively off topic. Actually Cat, I believe that treat you are looking for is pie.

Sir said...

Have you ever heard of Pieromancy?

By the way, it's a pleasure to meet you.

Cat said...

He said that i could call him
Cake man...
See,
I call you Random Comments
i call l Lucy
i call Kallista Pendragon Queen... ...(and theif in black) that.
I dont change names unless
they say i can,
and he said that
i could call him cake man.
it fits, doesnt it?

Random Comments said...

No, Sir
I suppose, Cat

Drew O'Connor said...

Of course I'll ask him your question Cat lol

And thank you for re-reading my story. You don't have to :) That means a lot.

Cat said...

I know i dont have to.

Cat said...

Ehm

Drew O'Connor said...

*whistles, bored out of my mind*

Cat said...

Well, I'm going swimming for the next hour.
Have fun being bored!!
I dont want to keep writing- i mean i do, but
i cant. so.
ive got, two minutes, maybe? and then im off

Cat said...

but re-read book two as skulduggery,
you know
read how close to home
its hitting
read how afraid he must be
of what will happen
when he finds his armour

Unknown said...

hi peoples of the world

Flame Phoenix said...

Hey !!!

Flame Phoenix said...

Em, can you give me Chatzy link??

Cat said...

?hm?

Noelle said...

IM HERE

THE EMPRESS IS IN LE HOUSE!!!

Cat said...

Hello, the Empress

Noelle said...

Hello, Cat.

How art thou doing today

Cat said...

Not well at all, monseir
but thanks for asking.
You?

Noelle said...

monseir? I'm a madame, ta :D

And I'm being American.: P have anything you want to share? It's alright it you don't want to, you don't have to... But you know

Cat said...

Oh... the usual
my life, pain, my life
the rest of it doesnt matter

Sorry...
I use monsier, never madame
Madame is a word that freaks me
out

Noelle said...

Ah I see...

*laughs* okay, whatever floats your boat ;D

*dances around*

Tick tock, goes the clock
he held her and he rocked her
tick tock, goes the clock,
even for the doctor

Noelle said...
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Cat said...

Hi

Cat said...

How are you, Flame Pheonix?

Noelle said...

AHHHH ITS JEYSUS

Cat said...

Why you screaming,
the Empress?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hello

Noelle said...

VALLL!!! *tackles*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

ADRAAAA! *tackles back*

Cat said...

Ehm, Hi Valkyrie V. Cain.
How are
you?

Noelle said...

I STILL GOT MY LUNCHBOX

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hi Cat! I'm good. I'm trying to find the link for the T-shirt I wanna buy. It has a giant picture of Matt Smith's face on it :D

Cat said...

OMIGODMYFREAKINGMOTHER
Apparently
she's had
The End Of The World
for a month
now
and she HASNT TOLD ME!
SHE HASNT EVEN READ IT!
SHE LOST MY BOOK!

Cat said...

Why Matt Smith?
Christopher was a WWAAYYY better
Doctor.
David Tennant
was a better doctor.

Noelle said...

DAVID TENNANT IS MINE

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Well, Matt Smith is my favorite so I pick him. You guys can like the other ones better but I like him best.

Noelle said...

The fury of a timelord...

Yes, Matt Smith DOES have a helluva lot more anger than other Doctors

Cat said...

Okay.
But can we
agree
on my mother
being cruel to me?

Cat said...

I luv the anger
But I cant
furget
my furst

Noelle said...

i've got to goooo... Sorry yall


*hugs*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Bye Adra!

Cat said...

Wbd

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I am ALIVE!!!!

Cat said...

Good for you.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I broke the internet today xD

I was in the mall at the Blog REFUSED to load even though i got wifi

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Okay, im gonna go cook dinner for myself...

Brb

Cat said...

See you when you return.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Im here eating xD

Em must be stalking us

*throws Em in lake*

Cat said...

Lakes are so boring.
*Takes Em out, dries her with a volcano, and feeds her to a flying monkey*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I think I need to rewrite my letter to HarperCollins

Im ready to KILL....

My dad hasta proof read it so i sound smart and dont curse them cuz i nearly have several times

My point PROVEN i walked into Barnes & Noble today and checked everywhere for the SP books. Just to see as i own all that are piblished (minus KOTW). Not one trace. I played dumb and asked for help and the workers couldnt even figure it out. They prove my bloody point

Cat said...

How do you send a letter to the Derek?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Give me a sec. I'll give you address. Its not his obviously but you send to author mail then they send to Derek over in Ireland. I think Derek loses things easily. If he lost mu letter I'd virtally bite him

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Here ya go

Derek Landy
C/O Author Mail, 7th Floor
HarperCollins Publishers
10 East 53rd, New York , NY 10022

maxis raymont said...

Hey hows everybody doing? I havent been on in like a month because my laptop broke (Toshiba so it shouldnt surprise anyone) and i had to send it to get repaired. So I sent it to toshiba to get fixed and after two weeks i got it back. However when i got it back it still wouldnt work properly so i had to send it back again. when i got it back it was about three weeks to a month later. This time however it seemed that they fixed the original problem, but now my keyboard was all screwed up (not typping letter had to press a letter somtime 5 to 10 times to make it work). I just got fed up so i opened it myself and cleaned the whole thing and made sure everything was functioning.(Lesson learned, dont buy cheap korean electronics)

Cat said...

So... will you be here often, now?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Lol hey i wrote out mu letter to HarperCollins if i post will you give me feedback

Derek if you read you can tell me your thoughts it'd help...

Cat said...

Of course, if you want.

maxis raymont said...

Hopefully but i wouldnt be surprised if my computer kicked the dirt again anytime soon. I would go out and buy a new one but i have to go to college in a year and id rather wait till then to get one im just confused on how this whole situation occured in the first place.

maxis raymont said...

What happened with you and Harper and Collins?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Just read xD


Dear HarperCollins,

                                            I am writing this in regards to Skulduggery Pleasant. I am an American fan of the series. I have participated on Derek Landy's Blog and have come to find an issue. There has never been an American Tour. I am fully aware that there are less American fans then other countries. Though there are reasons. First off three of seven books are currently sold in America. If people are going to read the series they'll want to find the whole series. Not just three books. It is expensive to buy overseas. It was cheaper to buy the books sold in America then the ones that were not. Not everyone owns a Kindle or Nook. Next there is no advertisement of the books. I walked into Barnes and Noble the only local bookshop by me. I searched high and low and found not even one of the books. I asked a worker for help then. Even they did not know what I was referring to. If Mr. Landy was sent to America that problem would be fixed. If he went to different schools across the country children would hear of the books. I did a report on one of Mr. Landy's books in the series. My teacher showed it to all her classes. Most of the students in her classes went straight to the library for the first book and immediately began to read. If they had not heard of the books they would never have read. If one person managed to get a lot of stidents reading imagine what would happen if Mr. Landy himself spoke to an entire school. America is a pretty big country and the books could do so well if only there was effort made. Even if the rest of the series cannot be printed in America at this time please at least consider sending Mr. Landy over on tour. There are fans here in America who are dying to meet him. There are plenty of people who are clueless of his books that can be enlightened. I hope you will take this into consideration,
Sincerly
                  Erin Tortora

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I know commas are missing strangly the comma button died after my first use

maxis raymont said...

Wow that sucks and i understand where your coming from completely. Im from Canada and i to really wish their to be a whole continental tour of North America, which in it self would be a great way to advertise Dereks works. However one thing that seems strange to me is the availability of the books in Canada compared to America. Whenever i go to the bookstore in our local mall (Smiths books, owned by chapters) The Skulduggery books are all their, every single one including the ones with the new covers as well as the old ones. The books are also ussally their the day of its world wide release or a few days afterwards. This seems really weird because America has a much larger population than Canada.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I've died several times due to lack of Derek Landy in the U.S.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

See the first three are sold in America. If you wanna read the rest you gotta go off Amazon. I have no problem but,,,its EXPENSIVE to buy overseas

maxis raymont said...

I found one spelling mistake, which was stidents instead of students, but i read it really fast so their may be more.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Well, Val do my idea and WRITE

Cat said...

Please don't take anything I say
as an insult...
but there are a few things iwould touch on

The reason the second trilogy
isnt released, is they cant make
enough money here.
because ther are not enough
books in the stores
to attract attention
to the series, ergo,
more books here is like
an investment, so they
will still keep their pockets deep.
*insert glare here*

try combining sentences, mentioning
thta the only reason Derek has
less fans here is there is less publicity...
and they can figure it
from there

oh! kind of unrelated.... but i got Death Bringer before
a friend of mine...
she kept sniffing it as i read it...
smelling the irish.

Cat said...

there, not their, Maxis raymont

maxis raymont said...

You know their is a easy solution to this problem guys. You can after all move in with your friendly neighbors, Canada. :)

maxis raymont said...

Ya they are Cat? I got all the books from them except deathbringer which i got on kobo but i did see it their. I live in Ontario which is the most populated province in Canada so that maybe why but they do sell them here

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Lol! N'aww. Its just WEIRD how we cant freakin buy the books

maxis raymont said...

Hearing this i feel real bad for you because its been really easy for me. I definently think you should send the letter and to all the other American fans you to should voice your opinion concerncing this matter, who knows maybe you can change something.

Cat said...

we should write a basic letter to the pulisher and anyone can copy it and add anything and send it in.
but can you get a letter to the actual Derek?

Cat said...

like a petition, only more annoying

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Cat the address i posted is for mail sent to Derek. But my letter i have just posted is going to the publishers

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