Thursday, July 26, 2012

Spoiling...


Okay then...

For those of you who have read KOTW, first of all, I'm glad you seem to be liking it, but I'm going to have to ask you to be careful. And for those of you who haven't read it- which is the vast majority of you- I'm going to have to ask you to be EXTRA careful. There are spoilers all over the place, on forums and Facebook pages and Tumblr... 

The heartening thing is that these spoilers don't pop out of thin air. Everything is tagged with spoiler warnings, which I really appreciate. But I know you lot. I know how impatient you can be. I know that if you're on a forum and you come to a post that's hidden behind a spoiler warning, and all it takes is one little click... I know how tempting it is to just sneak a teeny tiny peek...

Which could ruin the entire book for you.

We have, what, 35 days until it's widely available? That's a lot of days for mistakes to be made, or for something to slip out...

So be careful. I was never a fan of releasing this book so far in advance of the Ireland/UK date but I was convinced it was necessary in order to facilitate the tour. If it doesn't work out, it won't be happening again. I don't know what that would mean for any future Down Under tours, but I'll deal with that if it crops up. 

So, I want to thank everyone for behaving themselves as far as spoilers go, and ask that they continue to be very, very careful about what they say. 

And also, some of those spoilers (of which I am allowed to read, because, y'know, I wrote the book) and your reactions to them have made me grin...


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Becky Allaker said...

lol last year i spent an hour in my room crying before DB because someone told me valduggery was canon



You know, it's not just that I find the concept of them having a relationship disturbing, but i'd be really disappointed to see it because in a series as amazing as this one, it just doesn't NEED that. EVERYTHING has a story line where the two lead characters fall for each other and it's so BORING and repetitive. It's why I never bothered to read the last two Hunger Games books. It's just so dull. Give me something NEW, for the love of god.

Adra Cruciatus said...

LOL I REMEMBER THAT!!!
Mine was something like,
ever feel like you're being watched, like you're about to die,
and don't know why?
Well its okay
For here I say...
We've got Skulduggeray...
Or something crappy like that :D

DEREK'S MINIONS!!!

Becky Allaker said...

and predictable*

Amanda Moore/China Sorrows, now Zinnia Batty said...

BELLA your not strangeling me

Adra Cruciatus said...

*raises glass, even though it wasnt a ded* hear, hear Becky.
Seriously. Number one- THAT WOULDN'T EVEN BE POSSIBLE!!!
And Number Two- there's too much romance crap in the literary world... But I will be honest for a while, SOMEHOW my friend turned me into a Valduggery fan... I read some fanfictions on in, and suddenly it was just the same story over and over.

And plus, it was weird. I had never seen Skulduggery so... Soft? Caring? You know? It was totally out of character and I muchly prefer Derek's writing.


And Bella??? I LIKE IT VAL!!!

Becky Allaker said...

You know, I could swear Matt Smith is just a male me. He's so clumsy and eccentric and talks a load of random crap...

Becky Allaker said...

The fact that Skul, as a fully mature male skeleton or whatever, met Steph as a 12 year old girl, watched and HELPED her grow up... after that, the concept of him having a relationship with her weirds me the shit out, fiction or not.


But yes.

May the romances in SP forever stay in the shade and with the more minor characters! *raises glass*

Actually I permit Val to have a relationship, but I want her heart to be broken. Just because she needs a wake up call.

Becky Allaker said...

And Skulduggery and China seriously need a one on one chat because if not I'll just sob.

Adra Cruciatus said...

awww well that i'll have to disagree on. China kinda back stabbed him, and helped murder his wife and little girl. I mean... One-on-one?
He'd try to kill her.
Seriously.
And for the record, the China/Skul relationship thing? NO WAY. *shudders*

Becky Allaker said...

NOPE SEE CAUSE HE WOULD HAVE KILLED HER AS SOON AS HE FOUND OUT.

He either wants to kill her more intimately, let her suffer, or he's in pain over it. He wants her to explain, rationalise why she would have done it.

China's selfish and, as she quoted, does what she has to in order to get the things she desires. Skulduggery could have been a desire, one way or another. (omg it's so hard to say that without it sounding so sexual).


There's a past with those two, and I don't know what it is, but I'm dying to find out.

Becky Allaker said...

But seriously when China flirts with him and he just flat out ignores her omg.

Becky Allaker said...

she's such a SHLUHT.

Drew O'Connor said...

Good evening blog!!

Adra Cruciatus said...

EMERALD!!!!! *hugs*
good afternoon!
And OMG CHINA IS!!! grrrr

Becky Allaker said...

I adore China though, she's an amazing character. Very interestinnnng.

Also, what ever happened to the slight dude with the glasses?

Did he die, or?

Adra Cruciatus said...

oooh him? AHHH dunno... OH GOLDEN GODDD WE HAS A QUESTIONE~~~

well the library explosioned...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

China Sorrows, China Sorrows, she's the one, they're saying. She's the one. Nefarian Serpine killed Skulduggery Pleasant, but China Sorrows led his family into the trap TO GET HIS WIFE OUT OF THE PICTURE!

Becky Allaker said...

I know, but I loved him.

I always kept waiting for his character to develop because he was always just... there. No name, he never spoke....



LOL IMAGINE IF HE WAS THE UNNAMED LIKE HOLY SHIT THAT'S BE AN UNEXPECTED BOMB TO DROP


and china would be like "oh well shit nOW THEY'RE NEVER GOING TO BELIEVE I CHANGED."

Becky Allaker said...

that'd*

Drew O'Connor said...

Adra!!!!
New Chapter

*wink wink nudge nudge* lol

Adra Cruciatus said...

lol :P UNNAMED!!!!!!!!!

And val, that sounds like a song...
TICK TOCK GOES THE CLOCK

Adra Cruciatus said...

GOING, Em!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I got Derek to call Amanda "China Pleasant" and it was SO FUNNY, because we make fun of Amanda (who wants to be China Sorrows but is nothing like her) by saying she's in love with Skulduggery... We did the "China Sorrows" thing to her also...

Becky Allaker said...

I need to make a parody about Skul and China, and make it totally innuendo's and pervy.

It'll be beautiful

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

The man in the bowtie (BOWTIES ARE COOL!) talks when he gets possessed... I did wonder what happened to him, though.

Becky Allaker said...

wait, he did?

i seriously need to read more thoroughly.

But yeah, I really want him to return and be a supervillain or something, 'cause that'd be fantabby.

Adra Cruciatus said...

BOWTIES ARE COOL!!!!

and voila, Em!

Luciana said...

Second dedication of the day from L. c:
So, uh, my dedications are terrible, but I shall try my best, here.
I’ve already dedicated to many things…So, um, I shall dedicate to finding who you are. I haven’t dedicated to time before, have I? Hmm…I will now, anyway. Time is precious and life is far too short for us to waste our time on worthless things.
Everyone is beautiful. But not everyone can see it.
This statement is completely true. Beauty is always going to be there and it will never leave, because you’re all still beautiful. Whether you think you look ‘pretty’ or ‘sexy’ or ‘fit’. You’re all beautiful, it’s just a case of whether you allow yourself to believe you are, or not…
So, if you wear glasses you’re a geek? No.
If you allow yourself to show how you truly feel from time to time you’re emo? No.
If you listen to other kinds of music, like I listen to K-Pop, you’re a freak.
You talk to guys you’re a slut or a slag. No, that’s not the case!
Stereotypes are stupid. They’re false. You’re not a category of people. You’re a person. You’re unique. And so, I am dedicating to finding your true self.
A wise man once wrote, through a character, ‘the world is bigger than you know and scarier than you might imagine. The only currency worth anything is being true to yourself and the only goal worth seeking is finding who you truly are.’ this quote showed to me that maybe I am not so stupid to be a little different. Maybe it’s not so weird for me want to find who I am. Derek was right. Finding who you truly are is, in my opinion, the meaning of life. The ultimate goal. In the world of Skulduggery Pleasant, the most powerful people tend to know their true name, no? Well, finding who you truly are is the equal to finding your true name. It makes you a powerful person. Maybe not with physical strength, but definitely mentally/psychologically. The journey you must go on to find yourself is a great one that holds great difficulties. You will find many things in your life difficult and those difficulties are what help to mould who you are.
I know life can get difficult sometimes, but this isn’t necessarily bad. These little things in life that irritate you, depress you, or just generally get the better of you are not so bad…They’re a part of you. Or at least, they help you to find the true you. The true you will be ten times as amazing as you currently are. And, to me, you’re pretty amazing right now. Imagine what you’ll be like when you’re older…Imagine what you’ll be like when you let yourself be YOU ! You’ll be pretty awesome, to say the least.
Anyway, what I am getting at is that you need to allow yourself to be you. Because you is pretty awesome. Don’t fake being someone else. Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not, it’s a waste of time. By being true to yourself you’ll enjoy life more. You’ll find those true friends that I’ve ded’d to, before. You’ll get somewhere in your life. I can promise you that you’ll be far happier by being yourself than by pretending to be someone else. You’re all I could ever ask for and more.
This façade you may hide behind makes me sad, because it’s not you. It’s a lie. You’re someone completely different. Don’t live a lie. Don’t let yourself believe you’re not good enough, because of something someone has said. Or because of society. Society is, excuse my language, a bitch. Don’t let those lies consume or corrupt you. You’re…You’re just perfect the way you are…
Yes, you are allowed to be depressed from time to time. Yes, you can be angry at times. But no, you shouldn’t allow these things to get the better of you. Your time is precious and people as amazing as all of you should not be allowing people to get the better of you. People are going to hate, not everyone is going to like you. You shouldn’t try to please everyone, because that isn’t you. You’re not going to be liked by everyone. I have yet to find someone that is liked by everyone.

Luciana said...

(cont.)
You might say ‘I think I’m ugly’ or ‘I’m not beautiful’, but beauty is in the heart. And ‘ugly’ just means:
U
Gotta
Love
Yourself!
You gotta love yourself ‘cause you’re amazing. Truly amazing. I hope that you will understand how much I truly do love you all and how much it hurts when I hear you’re depressed…Or how much I hurt when I hear we’ve lost another Minion. Whether they’ve just stopped coming to Blogland, or stopped going on the page, or on twitter, or on tumblr…But especially when it’s to suicide, because they lack the truth in their life that is how amazing they are.

Luciana said...

I didn't think it was possible for my dedications to get any longer.
But, there you go.
My longest dedication to date.
And it's had to be split into two comments because it's so long.
Oh.

Adra Cruciatus said...

LUCIANA SCATH THAT WAS AMAZING!!!!!
*tackle hugs*
you need to publish something. Seriously.
Go.
Now...
*raises glass*
HEAR HEAR!!!

Drew O'Connor said...

Your very pushy Adra lol

Adra Cruciatus said...

Haha oh hush now, Em. I like to get the point across

Adra Cruciatus said...

Push... La Push... push push push... Push him into the water... oh no he's drowning... what're you gonna do?... What're ya gonna do???... He's flailing around the water... A bat outta hell... All because you push push push people... Into the water...

Becky Allaker said...

and Jordan says her deds are terrible.

Pfft.

You're amazing Jordan, and I ded your ded to you, you perfect critter.


Thank you for posting that tonight. I know I really needed it...

Drew O'Connor said...

Your just short of pointing a gun to my head so I will type lol

Luciana said...

Well, Becky, they are terrible. This one was better than most, because it was inspired by a rather perfect human being over here. *nudges Becky* ^_^

Adra Cruciatus said...

GERONIMOOOOOO

Becky Allaker said...

pffft sh'up, you.

But really, Jordan, the things you come out with ARE inspirational. I'm totally serious.

Luciana said...

Pffffffft.
The things I come out with are a load of bs. :P c:

Adra Cruciatus said...

Tick tock goes the clock,
We laughed at fate and mourned her.
Tick tock goes the clock,
Even for the Doctor.

AndrewTheNerd said...

I heard Doctor Who references so I arrived.

Adra Cruciatus said...

Hey Andrew!

Becky Allaker said...

andrew

aaannndddreeew

Luciana said...

Oh god. That dedication cuts off so bad at the end.
*ashamed*
Hullo, Andrew.

Adra Cruciatus said...

awww Luce, it's amazing. Perfecto!!!

Luciana said...

Thanks, Adra! *hugs*
I guess I am kinda proud of that dedication, to be honest...

Adra Cruciatus said...

You should be!!!
Oh, and if anyone here plays Minecraft... Ah nevermind if you play it or not.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKNGTsWCYmA

this is freaking hilarious!!! PLEASE WATCH!!!! OMG you don't have to play, just see what they're doing... HAHA Hysterical!!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*listens to SP music on the official website*

Becky Allaker said...

i have that on my ipod

aw yis

Becky Allaker said...

Anyway, I'm off to the land of sleep now.

Nighty night, all

Drew O'Connor said...

Why do you all have to like my story so much?

The pressure for the next chapter is unbearable.

Luciana said...

Nighty-night, gorgeous! *huggles Becky* <3

Niamhy Jay said...

DEREK
DEREK
DEREK
DEREK
DEREK
DEREK
DEREK
DEREK
DEREK
I HAVE AN IMPORTANT QUESTION!!
IT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT OF IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
SO IMPORTANT IN FACT I AM SURPRISED NO ONE HAS THOUGHT TO ASK IT UNTIL NOW!!
AND THAT REALLY IMPORTANT QUESTION IS:

If Skulduggery say 'The Sparrow flies south for the winter', would that mean his child (if alive) would say 'the Sparriw flies north for the summer', so as to balance it?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I know, you are all in awe of how amazing the question is and are all ashamed you never thought to ask it. :P jk

Anyway I'm off, again. BYE!!

Adra Cruciatus said...

Nice NJ... though I didn't really understand.. :P

BYE BECKY

Luciana said...

Hi/bye, NJ.
*laughs*
I'm sure Derek will love that question.

Adra Cruciatus said...

Hah...hey Derek!!!I SENT YOU A LETTER!!!! I HOPE YOU SEND ONE BACK! :D

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*bites someone's arm*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*runs to someone older than me (cough practically everyone cough) and sobs*


I ALMOST READ A SPOILER! SOMEONE DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT SO I DON'T DO IT AGAIN, PLEEEEEEEEEASE!!!

Drew O'Connor said...

*duct tapes Val to the wall*

There!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I seriously want to cry that I can't read it yet! I just read a spoiler and I am REALLY hoping it was a fake...

Niamhy Jay said...

Is it a big spoiler??

Drew O'Connor said...

Ah Val you sound in bits!!

It must have been a huge spoiler.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Well, it was about someone, you know, dying. Someone you REALLY wouldn't expect...


*melts into a puddle* I don't even like the character, but... They can't DIE.

Star Inkbright said...

Firstly, YES!!!! VALKYRIE NEEDS HER HEART BROKEN!!!!

Uh, not Ivy, I meant the Valkyrie from the books.

I am in total agreement there.

Seondly, that ded is WOW and yes your deds ARE inspirational. They really do inspire me to do things like TRY smile at people and TRY be honest and true to myselfffffff. Really.

Thirdly, I have the beginnings of a story idea in my mind.

Fourthly, I'm meant to be asleep, but blogger was calling to me.

Fifthly, HI!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I don't know if it was real... I HOPE IT WASN'T.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

My heart is broken by Derek's publishers because they won't send him here!

Niamhy Jay said...

I think i read that spoiler about an hour ago. I don't know why. I was depressed and crying.
I am choosing not to believe it until I read the book.
I seen it on Tumblr. Where did you see it?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Forums.



It wasn't a main character that died, it was just someone you wouldn't expect.


*throws books at Derek's publishers*

YOU EXPECT ME TO WAIT 33 DAYS?! NOT BLOODY LIKELY.

Drew O'Connor said...

can I see it??

Star Inkbright said...

*yawns* Tiredness finally struck. Fours, people.

Niamhy Jay said...

Yeah I think it's the same person.

I don't even know why I did that to myself.
I am actually one of the BIGGEST F***ing hypocrites alive!!
It's not even normal! Seriously!!
It's a wonder why people don't throw brick at my head!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I almost read another one, but when I clicked on it before I could read anything past "Valkyrie's reflection" I slammed the computer shut, reopened it, put my hand over the spoiler and closed the tab.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*forces self to read Death Bringer in order not to focus on wanting to read Kingdom of the Wicked*

Niamhy Jay said...

I haven't heard many spoilers.

About... 7 spoilers now. A few seem quite small to me though.

I'm starting to wonder who all does actually make an appearance in this book and who's not...

I hope China is in this one.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

7 spoilers?! I think I would die...

Niamhy Jay said...

Val, have you read any books by Cassandra Clare??

Maybe if you read books not in the SP series it'll maybe further take your mind of KOTW.

Niamhy Jay said...

Yeah
But 6 of them were like really tiny.
Like this person makes an appearance and this person is in it. That sort of thing.
The biggest one I read was the one you are talking about.

Drew O'Connor said...

Can I see the spoiler your on about?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

No, no, I need to read Skulduggery... I'll just go off and read the whole freaking series to... to... to... to read and avoid dying.

*read first book a few days ago so pulls out Playing with Fire*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...
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Drew O'Connor said...

No, I'm good now NJ
I'm just getting on with my writing.

Niamhy Jay said...

YAY!!
Can't wait to read Em!!

I have a question: Has anyone read 'Anna dressed in Blood'?

If so, is it any good? Because I bought it in Asda there the other day at £3.85 (bargain). :P

Niamhy Jay said...

I think I'll just delete that comment up there...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Never heard of it, NJ.

Drew O'Connor said...

I am, as we speak, writing the big reveal.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I'm tempted, so tempted to write out the end of my book...


*gets pen and paper*

So I will.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

And then I just decide, "Hey, what the heck, I'll just go through the whole story and rewrite it".

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Silence will fall.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Silence HAS fallen.



I've been rewriting for, like, half an hour, and I've gotten about 6 paragraphs into the story.


This is going to take FOREVER.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Lonely... I am so lonely...

Adra Cruciatus said...

HEYYYYY *creeps on people*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

CREEPYYYYY *backs away from Adra*

Adra Cruciatus said...

heehee i forgot to say that I went out for dinner but I is back now!!!!
*bites off Val's arm*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*regrows arm* *arm regrows body*


AHHHHHH THERE'S TWO VALS NOW!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*Val 1 pokes Val 2* *Val 2 pokes Val 1* *both laugh maniacally*

Adra Cruciatus said...

Aww... i hope val 1 and 2 don't get reflections... oH GOD

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Val 1: *makes weird faces* Does this look weird?
Val 2: Yeah. What about this? *makes weird faces back*
1: *nods* Definitely weird. Well done. Ooooh, I know! I know! You can wear THIS fedora, and I'll wear THAT fedora.

*both don fedoras*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*both leap on horses* *take turns running over Adra*

Adra Cruciatus said...

ahh HELL!!! *pushes thing 1 nd 2 off of horses, canter away with both*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

NOOOOOO OUR HORSIES!!!!



*goes off to eat dinner*

Adra Cruciatus said...

kk!!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

1: Tick, tock, goes the clock, and what now shall we see?
2: Tick, tock, until the day, that thou shall marry me...

*both give eerie smiles*

Adra Cruciatus said...

NOOOO! DAVID IS MINE! *runs off*
TAKE YOUR MATT AND MATT FLESH

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

1: Tick, tock, goes the clock, and all the years they fly
2: Tick, tock, and all too soon, you and I must die.
1: Tick, tock, goes the clock, he laughed at fate and mourned her
2: Tick, tock, goes the clock, even for the Doctor.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hi sorry I poofed we got like severe beyond severe storms. Our fun of the night was reading Death Bringer to the kids. Trevor predicted stuff. We ended up predicting what we think will happen in KOTW it was bonding time. He doesnt like Beryl and he thinks Melencholia was a snob. Was veery fun. He was shell shocked when we read the part when Skulduggery's secret was revealed. It was like priceless the power flickered and he was like saying omg omg ALOT reading SP to a six year old was fun

Adra Cruciatus said...

He's YOUR Doctor, too, remember?

Adra Cruciatus said...

HAHA HEY ZAF!!!!
*hugs*
lol

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

My cousin said he went through a phase where whenever he picked up a Skulduggery book all he could hear in his head was my voice and my hilarious imitations of all the character's voices... He will never picture Skulduggery the same way, and Caelan suddenly seems even more ridiculous when you hear my Caelan impression XD

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hi Dark!!!

*hugs*

im sooo happy. It was fun reading SP we still lost power but the last chapter of DB was read by candle light. Then we played SP the kids took taken names. Trevor was funny. Taylor was like Zafira's daughter no idea who Zaf married but hey. Trevor was in all black and was the Death Bringer. Taylor picked Elemental magic. I taught Trevor Necromancy. His pbject: necklace. Ahhh how fun

Adra Cruciatus said...

I WANNA HEAR THE IMPRESSION!!! just call me sometime :P

you have amazing siblings.......

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Niece and nephew.

They respected me as Grand Mage. I dressed as Zafira for them too,

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I dress as Valkyrie everyday :P

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Im dressed as Zafira now. Oh god *laughs* the basement became the Sanctuary. We used the deck as a holding cell until a storm. Trevor also played Billy-Ray. Was soooo hilarious. We used the fake razor and Zaf offcially has a scar across her eye :P

I really wish I recorded this. I mean it was fun!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5yVsp6SrDc



This is like the Val and Amanda theme song

Adra Cruciatus said...

LOL!!!! nice and nephew.... AWESOME!!!! if they're still there, tell them Elder Dark said hello!!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Msd

They trying to ambush me. Might go Cleaver on Trevor

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

They here Derek Blogspoke to them.

Ok...this HURTS Trevor using his toy gun. It has nerf bullets.

Adra Cruciatus said...

Hahaha!!! YES! DO IT!!! :P
and Val-
ever heard of Kerli the singer??? I LOVE HER!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Tell them that Valkyrie Cain will go Darquesse on them if they don't stop... *evil grin*


And I wbd

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Went Cleaver....Trevor in the make shift holding cells. I liiive

Adra Cruciatus said...

Woo! yeah tell them Elder Dark will go all Elemental on them... And that Elder Dark is amazing and should worship her :D

AHHH I JOKE!!! IM JOKING :P

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Lol Trevor cant escape xD

Taylor works for me.

Damn computer has virus least iPad works

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I was just reading the first book to one of my sisters...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Niiice I did six books in four days

Adra Cruciatus said...

I think i once did six and a half in three and a half.. I think.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Niiice. *sighs*

computer gets virus now i cant upload mu video D:

Adra Cruciatus said...

AHHH NEOOOOWWWWWWWWWW....
Haha the don of all fishes is called the Codfather :D

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

O.o

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Im going poofy

Adra Cruciatus said...

POOF!!!! me too...
BYE YALL!!!
*hugs*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

AGH it takes SO LONG to read 5 chapters to little sisters who don't pay attention... And trying to imitate the freaking troll made my throat hurt...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

And then I continue being looooonnnneellyyy...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

And continue...

Nixion Strange said...

Continue no more
That is, if you're still here. Have you noticed you leave without a word? It's annoying because I think you're here, and you're not

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Well, lucky for you, I am here.


Hey, you wanna be in a story of mine? Yes? Okay.

Nixion Strange said...

... Yes

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Good, because I already made you ask Eve if she was implying that the sky was peeing on us.

Nixion Strange said...

...
Should I ask?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I don't know. Should you?


Eve and Star lunged at Ivy, and she shouted as they attempted to pull the marshmallows from her grasp.

"Oi! THESE ARE MINE, YOU FOOLS! I MUST EAT ALL OF THEM!"

Eve got a marshmallow free and ate it. "Mwahahahaha..."

Ivy stopped shouting immediately and looked at Eve. "You are dead to me."

Nixion Strange said...

Where's Nix when all this is happening

Oh, and why is your writing to damn good?

Sparky Braginski said...

Okay, one comment, and one comment only. That is all I'm allowing myself, but I think I've earned it, as I just finished KOTW.

I need to blurt spoilers somewhere, so the rest of this comment'll be in code ;). Don't you just love me?

...Except I'm about to be kicked out of the school library, and the code I was going to use doesn't appear to work on these laptops...

I'll be back later.

Hope you're all well!

Sparky~ xoxo

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Sparky!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Nix is watching.


And I don't know, but THANK YOU!!! :D

Ivy, Sparky, Eve, Star, Lynxia, Nix, and Flame were all being forced to stay outside and without tents - Ivy refused to share - and they were all genuinely hoping it wouldn't start raining.

And so, obviously, it started raining.

"Really?" Flame scowled. "It has to start raining?"

"Of course it has to, silly!" Eve replied. "The sky just drank too many liquids today."

Nix blinked. "Are you implying that the sky... is peeing on us?"

Everyone shuddered in repulsion at the thought.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

DAMMIT SPARKY, HOW DARE YOU LEAVE!



Meh, I'll email you anyway. *stalks her*

Nixion Strange said...

Nix will not except being outside! Nix will fight to the death for those tents!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Well then, that is what you will say next.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Wait... would you be willing to fight Ivy to the death for the tents?

Nixion Strange said...

Nix would

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Alrighty then.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Ivy's going to put a pickle in your eye for it, okay? Yes? Good.

Nixion Strange said...

Do whatever you want

Helena Ember Sky said...

VALNIX! I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M SCREAMING! Oh and Nix, how did you do that link thing on the first comment page?

Nixion Strange said...

(a href=“URL”)Whatever you want to call it(/a)


The only difference is ( ) these are < >

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

The best thing ever

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Haha, it worked!


*eats victory tortilla*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Nooooooooo the tortilla ate you both, didn't it?

Nixion Strange said...

I'm writing
I have a habit of not talking unless I can do something with the previous comment

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

So basically, the tortilla ate you?

Nixion Strange said...

... No

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

It didn't?

THE TORTILLA FAILED ME!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

1st

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Ninja. I am such a ninja.

Nixion Strange said...

Are you just going to sit there comtemplating your nijaness, or are you going to dedicate?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I dedicate this page to Derek and Laura.

You two are awesome. I mean, you guys, technically, are the real versions of Skulduggery and Valkyrie, both of which have changed my life.

Valkyrie has made me act differently to a major degree. I used to be really, really girly and wore a pink dress practically everyday, and now I like to scare people and wear all black. It is so much more fun now. So thank you, Laura, you are awesome.

Skulduggery has made me have a different - and better - sense of humour. He also is just pure awesomeness, and whenever I play with the Battle Pack cards Skulduggery wins almost every time (except, you know, adept magic ones, but whatever). He's just... AWESOME. So thank you for writing about him and Valkyrie, Derek.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I chose to dedicate, although the ninjaness was quite a close second...

Cassidy Clarimonde (Self-Appointed Grand Mage of the Scottish Sanctuary) said...

Hey everyone !! :-D

Nixion Strange said...

Hey Cassidy!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

HELLO Cassidy

Cassidy Clarimonde (Self-Appointed Grand Mage of the Scottish Sanctuary) said...

Hey !! How are you Nixion ??

Cassidy Clarimonde (Self-Appointed Grand Mage of the Scottish Sanctuary) said...

Hello Valkyrie!! How are you ??

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I am dandy. And you?

Nixion Strange said...

I am Nix

Nixion Strange said...

I am Nix

Cassidy Clarimonde (Self-Appointed Grand Mage of the Scottish Sanctuary) said...

That's good Valkyrie !! I am really tired but other than that i suppose im fine !!! :-D

Cassidy Clarimonde (Self-Appointed Grand Mage of the Scottish Sanctuary) said...

Sorry. I apologise.

Hey Nix!! How are you ???

Nixion Strange said...

I am.... Yes

Cassidy Clarimonde (Self-Appointed Grand Mage of the Scottish Sanctuary) said...

Okay :-D

Star Inkbright said...

Hi people!

I couldn't stop laughing whilst reading through the comments on the previous page! :)

Yippee yay yay. Unless I end up going to the supermarket, I'll be here pretty much all day, I reckon. Ah, the joy of holidays.

Cassidy Clarimonde (Self-Appointed Grand Mage of the Scottish Sanctuary) said...

Hey Star !!! :-D Can i call you that or would you prefer Ink ??? :-)

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Star!

Star Inkbright said...

Star or Ink, your choice. :)

Cassidy Clarimonde (Self-Appointed Grand Mage of the Scottish Sanctuary) said...

Okay :-D I think i shall go for Star !!! :-D

Cassidy Clarimonde (Self-Appointed Grand Mage of the Scottish Sanctuary) said...

How are you Star ?? :-D

Cassidy Clarimonde (Self-Appointed Grand Mage of the Scottish Sanctuary) said...

Bye guys. I shall be back later !!! :-D <3 Xx

Star Inkbright said...

I am inky, Cassidy.

Other than that, I'm happy coz it's the HOLIDAYS. :)

Star Inkbright said...

Fours Cassidy!

Niamhy Jay said...

OMG
Jeremy Kyle USA is actsully so funny :')

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Cassidy!

Hi NJ!

Niamhy Jay said...

Hey Nixion
*hugs*
How're you??

Star Inkbright said...

Hi NJ!

Niamhy Jay said...

Hey!!
What do I call you now? Star, Ink or Inky?

Drew O'Connor said...

I love the American Jeremy Kyle lol
Class.

Star Inkbright said...

Your choice, NJ. :)

Hi Em!

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Em!

Niamhy Jay said...

Okay Star :)
How're you?
*hugs*

Hey Em!
*hugs*
How be you?

Star Inkbright said...

*laughs* Everyone favours Star . . .

Not that that's a bad thing. :)

I am inky, NJ. And happy. Because it's the holidayssss!

*is starting to feel like I'm repeating myself*

Niamhy Jay said...

Yeah... And I'm still going to call you Star due to force of Habit. :P

Star Inkbright said...

*laughs* I was asked how I am three times in half an hour and I replied the same thing (almost) each time!

Twice on blogger, once on email. I'vebeen doing a lot of emailing recently.

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