Okay then...
For those of you who have read KOTW, first of all, I'm glad you seem to be liking it, but I'm going to have to ask you to be careful. And for those of you who haven't read it- which is the vast majority of you- I'm going to have to ask you to be EXTRA careful. There are spoilers all over the place, on forums and Facebook pages and Tumblr...
The heartening thing is that these spoilers don't pop out of thin air. Everything is tagged with spoiler warnings, which I really appreciate. But I know you lot. I know how impatient you can be. I know that if you're on a forum and you come to a post that's hidden behind a spoiler warning, and all it takes is one little click... I know how tempting it is to just sneak a teeny tiny peek...
Which could ruin the entire book for you.
We have, what, 35 days until it's widely available? That's a lot of days for mistakes to be made, or for something to slip out...
So be careful. I was never a fan of releasing this book so far in advance of the Ireland/UK date but I was convinced it was necessary in order to facilitate the tour. If it doesn't work out, it won't be happening again. I don't know what that would mean for any future Down Under tours, but I'll deal with that if it crops up.
So, I want to thank everyone for behaving themselves as far as spoilers go, and ask that they continue to be very, very careful about what they say.
And also, some of those spoilers (of which I am allowed to read, because, y'know, I wrote the book) and your reactions to them have made me grin...
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I only say that because I don't like being American. I'd much rather be Irish, so I like to use that as a way to say I'm less American. Besides, I don't even like most American things... This country is too obsessed with itself. I don't like it at all.
Course you on my Council Elder Dark...
*throws Em in the lake*
swimming Em??
Guys, you know how Necromancy is practically it's own discipline, but it's still an adept power? Well like Sir Reing, I'm going to invent an adept power which will be a new discipline.
I'll call it Alaranding.
No ides what it does.
I suppose you could say that things are going...
*dons monocle of justice*
SWIMMINGLY!
HOHOHOHOHOHOHO! Good show!
Sounds interesting, Ghastly.
haha Naturally, Zaf :P
Val- bingo You know your country is mental when they have a obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fab :P
(lol nooo, a lot of people ARENT fat... I don't know even where the thing came from)
I'm moving to ireland and gettinf a rainhouse.
Reingington, you are a very strange person.
Not strange like me, though. I mean, I turn into an evil lady who wants to destroy the planet and everyone on it.
Okay, Alaranding is shooting lasers (like in KOTW). Out of your hands. q
LOL Sir Rein.
I still think Pieromancy is better. Think about it control over a whole SLICE of the large amount of confectionery goods! Plus, if you say is out loud, it sounds EXACTLY like Pyromancy, so it sounds like you're going to burn your enemies instead of throwing pies at them.
Im moving to Ireland phaha!!!! Then Dublin and I shall hunt Derek down!!!! With a baguette
GHASTLY NO SPOILERS~~!~pi psihy bre;abgl4t b4ipqvhb4itub80 gvieog4iufvgoq3ibfq NNOOOOOOOO WHY DID I NEED TO KNOW THAT...
I'm going to be a famous author, move to Ireland, then buy a mansion with a giant library and a room made to look like the inside of the TARDIS.
Ah, that would be a wonderful house...
*swims out of the lake, coughing and spluttering*
Damn necromancer!
Want a pity pie?
Silly Derek and his editor made a mistake in KOTW. I'll show you what happened.
"Something something something," she said. Of course we all look alike, but we don't all walk," Skuldugger said.
Something along those lines. There's a missing speech mark before Of course.
Wait, KOTW is out?
I plan on publishing my series, getting really famous, moving to Ireland, becoming best friends with Derek, marrying David :), travelling the world, and putting a blue police boy in the middle of my huge house that goes into a tardis theme room where I sit all day reading in my pillow fort. :D
It is in Australia.
Yes NMRN. In Aussie and Kiwi lands.
Suddenly I get the angry urge to shoot a koala.
Oh my god Val, a library like the inside of the Tardis! If I had one of those I would most likely faint. I NEED a tardis so urgently. And a sonic screwdriver. A green one. Like Matt Smith's.
Oh. What does KOTW stand for again? >.<
And Adra, I hope you realise that David Tennant is married...
KINGDOM OF THE WICKED, NMRN!!!
*theatrical gasp*
Val.... i'll just kill the wife!!! EASY!
We NEED to come up with a better nickname for Not My Real Name.
I have Matt Smith's sonic screwdriver! And David Tennant's!
*plays sonics, waving them back and forth*
Lol, I just realised what NMRM stood for XD
But Adrasos, David Tennant will blind you with his sonic screwdrivwer but pointing the light in your eyes.
Hi Em!!!
*throws in lake again*
I agree Sir Reing. What about, Nick. It's just so random that it's random.
Brb.
I'm getting the sinking feeling that everyone knows what a sonic screwdriver is besides me. FINE THEN, I'll make an obscure reference! May you go around a magic merry-go-round, break it, and be stuck as a child until you have to grow up again, though you have to be adopted by an incredibly boring woman and go to boarding school!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO HE WONT. HE WONT. HE WONT.
*waves her screwdriver around for a bit, pulls out a knife, raises it, and bites off Val's arm*
And its a good thing I wear sunglasses.
*swims out again but in werewolf form*
(Damn necromancer)
*shakes off like a dog*
A sonic screwdriver is from Doctor Who, Reingington. The Doctor likes to wave it at aliens and it lights up for different settings depending on the alien, but it just doesn't work on wood...
Well duh. It's a screwdriver.
THIEF LORDDDDD AHHHHHHH
Adra! Give me back my arm!
Ghastly! Get Doctor Nye or something! SHE CUT MY ARM OFF AND THAT WASN'T VERY NICE!
Is everyone here a phschopath apart from Sir Reington and I?
AWWWW! *pets Em*
It does appear so.
haha perfect timing. :D
VAL YOU DESERVE IT YOU ATE MY ARM ONCE>
Honestly. You are all crazy.
Of course not Sir Reingington and I.
No, I'm just a mentally insane thirteen-year-old who has a serious issue with buying books, hurting people, and talking to walls.
I am in no way a psychopath, if you count off the part where I actually am one.
Pretty much Ghastly lol
*Growls at Adra*
That's not on now Adra
I can assure you, Adrasdos, it was NOT a coincidence that I called everyone crazy after you had petted a werewolf.
This is fuuun!!!!
*sends shadows at Em trying to push her in Necromancer style*
Adra, last time you cut my arm off there ended up being two of me. Isn't one enough?!
Well no Val, I do count the part where you are a phschopath.
She's just lucky that I'm only after Zaf, Sir Rein lol that's all.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxB1gB6K-2A
and I'M a Southern 13 year old American with an obsession with a fictional character, and lives half the time in the world that she and her friends came up. I also live in a book half the time.
Oh, and uh, I have a hypothetical cat
*I jump and land in front of Zaf*
*I roar*
Val that's for youuu
And good GOD is one enough.
But Valkyrie, she didn't cut off your arm this time. She BIT it off!
*Throws fireballs at Zafira for no reason*
*sneaks up behind Em, then climbs onto her back*
*clicks heels*
GIDDYUP!
*high fives Ghastly*
just let it out, Ghastly :P
*Burns of Em's hair*
Oh. I suppose you're right, Reingington. Either way, last time she deattatched one of my limbs from my body there ended up being two of me.
Em, never high-five me or you get your hair burnt off.
*shrugs and throws Adra off*
*Growls at her again*
Your just being silly now Adra lol
*Flips Em over hip*
*I roar at Ghastly as I pat the fire out*
That wasn't very nice you damn Elemental!
*Punches Adra in the face*
EM!!! *tackle hugs*
*declaws*
*re-attaches with foam claws*
See Elder Bespoke? This is what I do. Cause mayhem.
*steals his wallet, opens portal, goes though*
*swipes at Ghastly as I roll into a hunched over stance*
I have a nickname for me! :D Call me jerry :P That's not my real name, though. (see what I did there?)
I just like fighting. Being an Elder is boring. Being a tailor is fun. And punching people in the face is fantastic. *Nods at Adra*
What are you fighting me for Ghastly??!!!
Ah Adra lol your not helping the situation, I have my annoying but awesome necromancer throwing me into lakes and an Elemental kicking my ass for no reason!!
*Grabs Em's foot to flip her over my head but...*
Lol Jerry I GOT IT!!!
Well said, Ghastly. *nods back* *punches in face* *portals away again, taking his scissors*
Ghastly, don't fight me or I'll call the White Cleaver... Even if he IS dead...
(Em, this is where you do a counter attack)
Adra, I have 5 more pairs of scissors with me. And 12755 more back at my store. Honestly.
Sorry Ghastly, in the middle of writing my next chapter lol
*grips Ghastly's shoulder and throws him into a tree, my claws digging into his flesh*
Actually, call me Uke. I like that name ;D
EVERYBODY! Calm down! Just have some delicious, warm pie! Thanks to the WONDERS of pieromancy, it's pie flavored!
*laughs at Em* luv ya girl!!! *burns Val's Derek-lizard, steals Eleven, dries up lake, and takes Zafira's necromancer object, finds out Jerry's real name... And steals Ghastly's wallet*
This is just a normal day at the blog Sir Rein lol
ADRA! YO JUST MURDERED THE DEREK-LIZARD!
WHICH MEANS YO JUST MURDERED DEREK!
*kills her, giving her a very bloody death*
Yup normal!!!
*pokes Em*
*YOU
*Punches Sir Reingington in the ribs most likely breaking a rib or two and then smashes his pie in his face*
I can't help but notice that you didn't do anything to me Adrasdos. I feel lonely...
*Cue Sad Montage Music*
Even as I stare over the lake as the sun sets on it, I can't help but wonder... Why? Why? It had ruined my life, I grew obsessed over the question... And yet, I may never know the answer...
*Val misses*
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!
*jumps through portal to safety*
AND you stole my husband?!
*kills Adra again*
What IS my real name? o_0
*swipes at Zaf*
Not now Zaf!! Ghastly is kicking my ass, the dude came out of nowhere!!
By the way, I don't care that Ghastly hit me. He doesn't count, because he's an Elder.
I didn't miss, Adra, I ripped your spine out through your ear and you DIED.
*takes Sir Rein with her, holding him ransom* (him, right???)
YOULL NEVER GET ME ALIVE!!!
*Heals Adra after Val killed her so I can punch here in the face*
I am indeed a male. Just throwing that out there.
I thought the avatar would have given that away. Maybe I should make it more clear.
Ghastly, does the Sanctuary grant me permission to kill Adra again?
LOL!!! Thanks, Ghastly, and Val, what you killed was Reflection me and FLESH ME!!! The real me is holding Sir ransom, somewhere.*
*duct tapes Sir to chair* *waits in shadows*
NO!!!
And Uke- It's Victor?
NOOOO!!! YOU CANT FIND ME!!!
*goes Darquesse*
Adra, let's see... How would you like to die today?
No one knows my real name :D
How is my avatar now?
I"M NOT FLIPPING THEREEEEE IM SOMEWHERE ELSE!
And uh, I forbid you to kill me. Or else I go all Freddy Kruger on you. And kill you in a slow and painful way.
I'm not called Victor :O
*sneaks up behind Adra*
BOO!!!
Ok!!
*watches*
LOL Sir Rein. Shush! Hellooooopeople held ransom here- you-! *knocks him out*
Ohh, goody! I get an excuse to say...
"IT'S A TRAP!"
And then I'll heal myself, and rip YOU limb from limb.
*appears behind the REAL Adra, and tears her arm off* *laughs as I slap her in the face with it*
*portals away with Sir.. somehow... still in a chair*
Reing, you're still not getting the message across.
O.o Darquesse!!!!!!!
*faints*
I need to fix my avatar, I just can't have a sign for a face. It's so splintery. So, I'm going to go back to having an entire gentleman as my face.
WRONG DIMENSION VAL!!!
Nice Rein... Wait. SHUSHHH YOULL REVEAL YOUR POSITION!!! *puts duct tape over his face*
You just teleported away without an arm, Adra.
*finds her (I am Darquesse and can do these things) and shaves all her hair off*
Mwahahahaha... *slashes her throat*
... Whoops, wrong gentleman.
Adra, that is possibly the worst kidnap attempt I have ever witnessed
*Throws magical handcuffs on Darquesses wrists. (They magically fly on to crfimina's wrists)*
Ah! That's better.
Its like...
EEEEEEPPPPP!!!!!!!
*sends shadows at Darquesse*
*regrows* *goes to someplace not on earth, still, somehow with Rein... *
*goes across planet, Sir Rein and his chair floating from the planet* *i reach up and grab chair before it floats away*
*goes through new portal*
Zaf even kidnapped me better than that lol
Ikr! Im epic!!! :D
oi, Em!!!! ITS A LAST MINUTE DECISION. Work with me here!
You're under arrest Val for murder. And I've known and sealed my true name for over 200 hears now. I am more powerful than you Darquesse. Don't think you can beat me.
Uhm...
*hides*
Hm. You keep saying that you teleport the chair and me... But not the ropes. Oh. I can stand up.
Im scared
HIDE!!!!!!!
I know you are Zaf but fortunately for us, we get to sit back and watch this time lol
*hands her a bucket of popcorn*
Want some?
*gets quick getaway a midst the confusion*
*ties Rein to planet, and lets him float around*
*gets out huge telescope, and watches*
*Teleports to Adra and breaks his nose, heals his nose, breaks his nose, then heal it again and punch him in the jaw*
Sure!
*eats popcorn*
good show
Ooh gosh
Hyde
GET BACK IN YOUR CHAIR OR YOU'LL FLOAT AWAY INTO SPACE.
*reties him* jesus...
Reing, I just made an avatar for you.
Do you want it?
Ghastly's a very violent fellow isn't he Zaf?
And Adra?? Well... I just feel sorry for her lol
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAA- Oh wait. I hate indulging in over-used internet memes. So I'll use and UNDERUSED ONE!
Space. The final frontier. It's pretty much been conquered now thanks to Adrasdos's mysterious, new, and unexplained power to teleport and keep people alive in a vacuum.
Ghastly... I'm insulted...
I'M A WOMAN NOT A MAN.
JESUS there is some serious gender confusion on the blog today...
*opens portal back to earth, pushes Ghastly though*
AND HOW CAN YOU TELEPORT HERE!!! this is somewhere billions of lightyears away and a teleporter can only go to places he/she has been to!!!
Her continuing mission to destroy strange new worlds. To seek out new live, and kill civilizations.. To boldly step aside and let Val do all the work for her...
*star trek music*
Reing, do you want a Uke-made avatar image? Yes or no?
You know, some innocent and clueless mortal is going to slip through these portals you just keep lying around and get sucked into space. And... Whatever your name is not, I'd LOVE to see the avatar you made!
Ghastly, now why would you want to arrest your dear friend Valkyrie? I'm her. I wouldn't hurt a fly.
*picked the lock on the handcuffs* *is free and running rampid through the streets, killing mortals*
My inner lover of realism is CRYING right now. I hope you're happy.
Okay, reing. Here it is, to show your manliness.
http://i.imgur.com/f45aM.png
You have to admit Sir Rein, tis great fun lol
For some reason, I get the strange suspicion that you didn't make that...
Sir Rein??? *hugs* and the portals all close after I go through them...
*watches Earth*
*laughs*
SLICE EM! DICE EM!!! Oh, uh, I mean... BOOOOOOO!!!
And now I have to go continue my killing spree...
Bye!
Bye Val!!! *kicks* *hands ashes of Derek lizard* *portals back to Sir*
LOL UKE!!!
Well, reing, I got the picture off of Google Images and typed in the text myself.
Adra?
I think space is affecting your mentality.
*sits and watches Darquesse running around*
At least she's getting her exercise.
She needs to. Val lets her out sometimes
Oh snap I got first?!
Which is more than we can say for the rest of America.
And HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I've always had issues. Ever since eating lead paint chips as a child.
Just...damn...
Im not dying
*pokes Em*
SPEECH SPEECH SPEECH SPEECH!!!!
*cautiously portals back to earth, holding Sir Rein on a rope, hi floating above me like a balloon... That's human*
*checks for the coast is clear*
*walks over and sits next to Em*
@Reing What?
I am knackered.com
Writing the next chapter while your practising with the lads is not a good combination lol
Thank god Ghastly got distracted, that was a beat and a half for me.
Oh god 2 speeches?!
Precisely why I was cautious, Em... I don't want him popping out of nowhere...
He's a bastard and a half lol
I thought he was my side and then he handed me my ass lol
Damn good fighter!
I dedicate this page to uhm,,,,Derek, insanity, and the violent Minions
Derek, uhm I dunno but he just popped into my head. Uhm...YES!!! Derek becuase he is just so freakin epic he deserved to get a ded
Insanity well. Truly we are all deeply insane. There is both dark and light inside of us according to Jekyll. That dark surely needs to be controlled. Except insanity well is the middle. We're good and evil when we're insane. And being insane is fun!!!!! *cue me pushing Em in the lake*
violent Minions, make Blogland funny. Especially if we're boored. Then you guys kill each other. Like we just witnessed. Darquesse killing people. And the Derek-lizard...so violent Minions are epic (just dont kill me i'll spoon you)
I think I'm turning gay. No, I'm not. My boner for the male janitor is deflating.
*Kicks self in the balls, just for good measure*
Don't want that happening again *shivers*
You'll spoon people as a ghost? Impressive.
Uhm...
Cue the freaked out Ameriminion
What? Didn't I make it clear enough that you're going to be murdered soon?My condolences for your loss, etc. etc.
I knew there was something wrong with the drinking water down in Cork.
You have just proven the point Uke lol
And then a deathly silence fell on the Minions, as their planet was blown up by the Death Star.
THE END.
Uhm
*wraps shadows around Em's wrists*
hehehe I stole a Sanctuary agent
Um.. Uke? I need you to answer me truthfully here... You you drink after 8 at night? O.o Do you smoke bath salts???
Ehhh *cries from mental scarring*
*raises sad glass* hear hear
*passes out Skul cakes*
Yes, I don't go very well with roleplay. Unless everybody else is being completely ridiculous, like me. :D
I know what you mean Sir Rein.
HELLLLOOOOO!!!!!!!
WAKEY WAKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where have ye all gone??!!
*lets go of balloon-rein and walks with Zaf and Em*
FUN FUN!!!
Uke, more importantly, do you eat and then go swimming before 15 minutes have passed?
Zaf, seriously??
That wasn't even... anything
*makes shadows cut into her wrists*
knife!!!!!
OMFG. THAT BITCH!!!!!
SHE FLIPPING KILLED ME BY TEXT MESSAGE!!!!!
*jkjk she's not a bitch, thats just added dramatic effect. Luv ya Val!!!*
No lol
The answer is simple my American friends.
Uke is Irish so he is naturally weird not only that he is a Cork muc savage so he is therefore 100x weirder lol
Reing, I suck at roleplay. LEAVE ME ALONE D:
I'm a Tipperarian... i'm... Green :P
*runs after Val on her phone*
OWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*kicks Zaf in the stomach*
Emerald, if that wasn't a joke, I really do have something to say to you.
*claps in glee*
*watches*
*lets shadows go and sends them at Em as i yell in pain*
my...stomach i just ate...,
By tomorrow, we'll be setting up for WW3 again. Just you wait.
*Has been unconscious for a few hours and wakes up* What the hell happened?
Of course it's a joke Uke lol
It's the great Dublin humour where we're just laughing through every insult.
It's not meant for harm.
Oh don't mind us Sir Rein lol we've been like this for months. Me and Zaf go way back lol
*Studies Necromancy and throws shadow knives at Zafira*
Oh, hey Ghastly. Want some Oreo cookies? I only eat the white part. I hate chocolate.
Ghastly you been training at the Ninja Acdemy with Derek?
Teleports back to Adros and breaks her nose again*
It's impossible, he's not a midget.
*sends a wall of darkness at Ghastly*
YOU'LL NEEEEVER GET ME!!!!!!!
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