Okay. Now we're almost out of time, so I'm not going to do this one at a time anymore. Get a smith and western gun, shot one bullet, hit a toy bird. DO NOT MISS! Now get a hat, better if it's a fedora, and wear it. Now get a hammer like Thor has, and make a bad joke about Thor's name. Get a bee, put it inside a fake ear, the ear'll go deaf, apologise to the ear, it'll give you a bar of gold and diamonds. Put those in your bank vault, and then say the words: "Wsa minda felis" When you're done that, there's one thing to do. AND DON'T JUST SAY *does all that* YOU HAVE TO SAY WHAT YOU'RE DOING!
when you come on your down under tour, can you come to Ursula Frayne Catholic College (thats if its not school holidays)in Victoria Park??? If you do, ask for directions to Mr Toops class and when you get there, ask for Miss Cain. After that, I dunno you could give her an award or something becuase she is a faithful minion!!!
I'm confused-used and I don't really know when I get of the train which exit to use-use Drives me insane they all look the same which one do I choose-osse My GPS is a big ole mess and ruined my shoes-oes I tripped and fell on my ass and all the children laughed now I got a big bruise- uise What the hell did I do to deserve this abuse damn?
This random person phoned wanting to speak to my mum while i was the only one in the house and i had to copy down his email and he asked for mine but i said no . . .
*is slightly freaked out*
Btw, you guys on the previous page really made me laugh irl:)
The weather forcast are wrong a lot where we live . . . They just don't really bother with the area where we live, and concentrate more on the south of england . . .
OMG please do a book signing in essex soon!!!! I am the biggest fan of doctor who and nothing compares to it, I was even on the advert wearing fez!! Anyway, when my friend ask what I like better, Skulduggery Pleasant or Doctor Who, I couldn't decide (and that's saying something!!! I drive my friends insane talking about you and Skul and the friends I've met on facebook because of Skulduggery Pleasant. I hope I've convinced you to come!!!
I eccles cake sky blue. I eccles cake ink. I do not eccles cake llamas. I eccles cake singing about the fact that eve is a rock. Although i don't eccles cake the fact that the song gets stuck in my head and i can't get it put . . . I REALLY ECCLES CAKE BREAD ROLLS. I do not eccles cake red pasta sauce. Blergh. I eccles cake green pesto pasta though, BUT BREAD ROLLS ARE BETTER. I do not eccles cake cream. *shudders* Yuck. (Sorry, nix!)
Have you guessed what the word eccles cake means in Starion yet, people? Have you?
I felt like I should tell anyone who follows my stories Blog that they should check their Blogger Dashboard, because I just so might have happened to post something awesome... *cough CHAPTER NINE cough*
YES!!! I didn't trip over the hurdle! And what's more, I ce second! And then first in the 100m, where everyone's watching you and your ultimate rival, who stole your first in 2008, is racing right next to you. AND YOU DEFEAT HER!!!
Yaaaaaaaay!
Patrick, Patrick, that's our name! Winning, winning, is our game! Watch us, watch us, you will see Patrick fight for victory! P A T R I C K! Goooooooooo green!!!!
I was chanting for everyone. Being hyperactive the whole day. VERY exhausting. But I got a green cupcake! :D
And my friend just called and she found my lost green drink bottle!!!!
This was the last Sports Day for me as a Patrickan, and by far the best.
And you know what's so great about it?
Patrick came 4th - last - and I don't mind at all! Coming last on your last Patrickan Sports Day is good for the soul. And Patrick always comes last anyway.
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NOW!!!!
Miss Cain, one more instruction just for Eve, then you can both do it.
Eve, spit on a french fry and throw it in a fire when the moon is full
I mean IN my mind.
Now what?
Tell me when you've done so, and then Miss Cain can continue with you
is the moon full????
cus if it isnt we have to WAIT!!!!
and if you havent noticed, im quite impatient
OR you could do it in your mind.....
But the moon isn't full!!! And I have no French fries!! And my house is held together with a NO-FIRE rule!
Kidding, but I have no fire going
NO. DO NOT DO THE SECOND STEP IN YOUR MIND!
Oh well.
*does it all Blogland style*
*starts fire*
Eve, put the spat on french fry in there
*spits on a French fry at throws it into fire*
Okay. Miss Cain, Eve, listen very carefully
Say these words:
best
YAY!!!!!!
Now the next step, Nix???
done!!!!
(im just as crazy as Clarabelle and i LOVE it!!!)
That is only one step of many
Eve?
the
the
Miss Cain?
Miss Cain?
is
is
Oh No... I messed it up...
No you didn't.
soooooooooooooo
whats the next step?????
Okay, it's not to late, we just have to use the last tenique. Let's hope none of us makes a mistake...
We better not. :/
Okay. Repeate the words after me:
awesome
wikrisn
wikrisn
wikrisn
is
dornif
dornif
dornif
calor
calor
calor
Nix
(You have to say it because I'm the one teaching you PS don't say anything in the brackets)
Nix
Nix
Now stop repeating what I'm saying
This gets tricky. Get rid of all the words with an "r" in them, and switch the sentence around
So, for example:
All
Golr
Hi
Fasor
Get rid of all the words with an "r", which is "Golr" and "Fasor". Now you have
All
Hi
Now switch the sentence around. Now it is
Hi
All
Get it?
do it with the words i got you to repeat
thats it???
wait, we are learning wsa right???
Nix is awesome!!!!
You're almost done
i dont think we may have done the right words.......
Trust me, I've done this before
Now what???
We wait till Miss Cain does it
Oh yeah.
Come on, Miss!9
are you SURE???
cus i just checked and it doesnt add up......
or it could be just me!!!
*smiles crazily*
Do it soon, or something will happen. You've started, you can't stop
In fact... we haven't got long at all, so if you could hurry along
COME ON.... !!!
Say it!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I get it now!!!
(Now i REALLY feel like Clarabelle, it feels funny)
Nix is awesome
*smiles as though nothing like that happened*
FINALLY!!!
:P
i thought the example was what we were actually saying!!!!
Okay. Now we're almost out of time, so I'm not going to do this one at a time anymore. Get a smith and western gun, shot one bullet, hit a toy bird. DO NOT MISS! Now get a hat, better if it's a fedora, and wear it. Now get a hammer like Thor has, and make a bad joke about Thor's name. Get a bee, put it inside a fake ear, the ear'll go deaf, apologise to the ear, it'll give you a bar of gold and diamonds. Put those in your bank vault, and then say the words: "Wsa minda felis"
When you're done that, there's one thing to do. AND DON'T JUST SAY *does all that* YOU HAVE TO SAY WHAT YOU'RE DOING!
Tut tut. :)
sooooooooooooo
where do i get a western gun????????
There's a shop with everything you need right there
*points at shop*
ALMOST OUT OF TIME!
*gets a smith and Wesson gun*
*shoots a toy bird*
*wears fedora*
*gets Thor's hammer as if it's possible*
I've been swinging this hammer all day and now my arms are Thor!
*puts bee in fake ear*
*apologises once it is deaf*
*receives a bar of gold and diamonds*
*puts it in a bank vault*
Wsa minda felis
That's how you do it Eve!
Miss Cain, you need a different joke to that one, btw
WHAT!?!?!?!
ALMOST OUT OF TIME!
*reads it again*
*does EVERYTHING it says*
Done
*pants, then collapses*
OH GOLDEN GOD, WE HAVE EVEN LESS TIME
I SAID YOU CAN'T SAY THAT! YOU HAVE TO TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE DOING THE WHOLE WAY THROUGH, LIKE EVE DID!
It's down to minutes... hurry up, or SP will be destroyed world wide
NOOOOOO!!!
Hurry!!
here we go again
*gets a smith and a western gun*
*shoots a toy bird*
*gets a fedora and puts it on*
*gets a hammer like Thors*
*Thor?? Who the hell would LIKE that name*
*puts bee in a fake ear*
*ear goes deaf*
*apologised to the ear*
*ear gives gold and diamonds*
*puts in bank vault*
Wsa minda felis
Done!!
i did it!!!
*collapeses on floor*
must....have.....KOTW...
*starts randomly swearing*
That was a horrible Thor joke. Good Work
Now say I am Wsa! and poke your SP, in your head if you haven't got them with you. And then you're done!
Was or Wsa?
Wsa
I am Wsa!
*pokes SP in head*
I dedicate this page to random. Where would we be without random? Think about that.
I gotta go now
Bye!
We would be absolutely nowhere with the progress of the collapse of civilization.
*stares at Nix*
i liked the floor and now you tell me to do something else
fine
I am Wsa!
*pokes SP collection*
Done! Now im going back to the floor.
*collapeses on floor, once again*
bye Nix!
and thanks for nothing paticular!!
Eve, you are still there, right??
cus i dont want to be by myself
Eve?????
*starts panicking, BADLY*
Damn, I have to go now, sorry :(
I'll be back soon!!
Sayonara!
Bye Eve!!
soooooooooooooooo
Derek,
when you come on your down under tour, can you come to Ursula Frayne Catholic College (thats if its not school holidays)in Victoria Park??? If you do, ask for directions to Mr Toops class and when you get there, ask for Miss Cain. After that, I dunno you could give her an award or something becuase she is a faithful minion!!!
Thanks,
Miss Cain :)
P.S. Thats in Perth, Western Australia!!!
Hello???
anyone out there in the wide world of Blogland????
bye bye Blogland!!
Msd
Hi Nix!
*adds smiley faces to every comment*
Brbian
ok bye
Hi Bushland
*grumbles* I open a cupboard, and guess what falls out?
Everything.
Ah, but that is only a mettaphor for something Eve. Be careful of what you choose to do, it may all fall down on you
Hi Forest!
Bye Forest!
And if you're lucky you'll manage to save your toothbrush.
Bye Bushland, i didn't see you say bye until just now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jy_t6jOiGZI&feature=bf_next&list=SP1C90BDF46E6EACFD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r79J4TgglGM&feature=relmfu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n38WsJz7sgY
*facepalm* I forgot to watch those. And I can't now because I'm asleep.
Remind me tomorrow!
Fine
*is already sticking sticky notes on self's face*
im bac
what r those vids?
well???
Hi Bushland
Parody's with Pitbull
Hi Forest! You know, we don't comment every half-millisecond.
ok so when i come u all start talkin hu...! is their something ur not tellinme????
thank goodness!!!
ru still here?
I'm confused-used
and I don't really know when I get of the train which exit to use-use
Drives me insane they all look the same which one do I choose-osse
My GPS is a big ole mess and ruined my shoes-oes
I tripped and fell on my ass and all the children laughed now I got a big bruise- uise
What the hell did I do to deserve this abuse damn?
Uh...huh?
STOP SPEAKING SO FAST!
Bye Forest
Dgdgegsfetic
Bye Bushland
Im seeing the Woman in Black...
Frahdeh
Or saturrrrdeh
He spoke so fast... i'm dizzy...
I'm not going to see that
And he expected us to comment every second, otherwise we were extremely distant. xD
I gotta go now
Bye!
Wha naht?
Bye Nix!
I'm alone...
:(
Ah well. I need sleep, my eyes are talking about various brands of bubblegum.
Sayonara!
hiya
This random person phoned wanting to speak to my mum while i was the only one in the house and i had to copy down his email and he asked for mine but i said no . . .
*is slightly freaked out*
Btw, you guys on the previous page really made me laugh irl:)
Oh, and - I GOT MY PHONE BACK AT THE MAIN OFFICE OF MY SCHOOL! YAY! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
*is still celebrating almost eight hours later:)*
Damn. Star star a loner now:(
*is trying to work out whether tha alarm i'm hearing is a car alarm or our fire alarm*
*sighs* i guess i'd better go and check for fires . . .
No, it was the landline which i hadn't hung up properly . . .
im here
star? glad u had ur phone back.
STILL HERE!
Thank you chloe. I'm very glad too:)
:)
Having nice weather? cos we r
Yup, so are we:)
The weather forcast was right, for once:)
The weather forcast are wrong a lot where we live . . . They just don't really bother with the area where we live, and concentrate more on the south of england . . .
Just finished part 3 of my story, i think the evil plot is a bit rubbish but there is a twist to it later on
Going for food, soz,
then going to zumba
K, may the fours be with you chloe!
YAY! PART THREE!
Hi, how are you all?
*Hands out cupcakes.*
Hi white!
Got to go, BYE!
*Hugs everyone who's here*
May the fours be with you white!
ah, the awkward moment went ur ment to say trampoline to a friend and come out with trampballon...
anyone here?!?!?!?
damn damn damn damn
SING SONG!!!
There's something
something about this place
something about lovely nights
and my lipstick on your face
Something, something
about my cool nebraska guy
yeah something bout
baby, u and I
guess what song!
*waits and get red in the face*
IM LOSING MY PATIENCE!
FOR THE NAME OF PETE ELLISON!
THERE R HOW MANY PEOPLE OUT THERE AND ONLY ME ON HERE!?!?!?!?
going... going.... gone
grrrrrrrr im back
im impaitcent at the best of the times
ant
bear
cat
dog
elephant
frog
giraffe
horse
insect
jelly fish
killer whale
lamb
marmoset
narwhal
octopus
parrot
quill
rat
sheep
trout
urchin
vampire bat
whale
xantis
yak
zebra
well... that was a waste of time, byii!!
OMG please do a book signing in essex soon!!!! I am the biggest fan of doctor who and nothing compares to it, I was even on the advert wearing fez!! Anyway, when my friend ask what I like better, Skulduggery Pleasant or Doctor Who, I couldn't decide (and that's saying something!!! I drive my friends insane talking about you and Skul and the friends I've met on facebook because of Skulduggery Pleasant. I hope I've convinced you to come!!!
And once again the distinct lack of bloglanders is shocking.
I shan't waste more space. Bye!
Waiting an hour... Nothing *sigh*
I eccles cake sky blue.
I eccles cake ink.
I do not eccles cake llamas.
I eccles cake singing about the fact that eve is a rock.
Although i don't eccles cake the fact that the song gets stuck in my head and i can't get it put . . .
I REALLY ECCLES CAKE BREAD ROLLS.
I do not eccles cake red pasta sauce. Blergh.
I eccles cake green pesto pasta though, BUT BREAD ROLLS ARE BETTER.
I do not eccles cake cream. *shudders* Yuck. (Sorry, nix!)
Have you guessed what the word eccles cake means in Starion yet, people? Have you?
*out
HI ALL YOU INVISIBLE INAUDIABLE INEXISTANT INSANE PEOPLE! *waves at empty blogland*
Heyo
I felt like I should tell anyone who follows my stories Blog that they should check their Blogger Dashboard, because I just so might have happened to post something awesome... *cough CHAPTER NINE cough*
GO READ IT!
Okay, people. Sports Day today. If I don't trip over the hurdles today, my whole school life will be worthwhile.
Wish me imaginary luck!
Good luck, Eve!
So I still exist. I promise.
Hm?
Oh, hello there stranger. Good to see a new (or in this case old) face. Ya know, 'cus you were here before me.
Hello Sir. I'll take it, then, that you are new?
Welcome to Blogland!
Ah, sorry for taking so long to respond. Yes, I am relatively new her. I've only been here, oh, about 3 days. Thanks for the greeting.
That's alright. I'm pretty slow myself because currently, I'm in Maths.
Oh wow, that is pretty new. How are you finding the inhabitants?
Have to go now. Nice to meet you, bye!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V92OBNsQgxU
RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES!!!
Dnsjsiidnruajrjgj hhbbajfjz
Hello!
Anyone here?
apparently not.:(
gtg now. bye to nobody.
YES!!! I didn't trip over the hurdle! And what's more, I ce second! And then first in the 100m, where everyone's watching you and your ultimate rival, who stole your first in 2008, is racing right next to you. AND YOU DEFEAT HER!!!
Yaaaaaaaay!
Patrick, Patrick, that's our name!
Winning, winning, is our game!
Watch us, watch us, you will see
Patrick fight for victory!
P A T R I C K!
Goooooooooo green!!!!
I was chanting for everyone. Being hyperactive the whole day. VERY exhausting. But I got a green cupcake!
:D
And my friend just called and she found my lost green drink bottle!!!!
This was the last Sports Day for me as a Patrickan, and by far the best.
And you know what's so great about it?
Patrick came 4th - last - and I don't mind at all! Coming last on your last Patrickan Sports Day is good for the soul. And Patrick always comes last anyway.
xD
*sways*
....
Ohhhhh....that was exhausting...think I've lost my voice...so much chanting....so much cheering....so much helping with my friends Captainness....
....
*collapses*
bafh
*raises head slightly in acknowledgement of Nix's presence*
my ankles feel like sticks, and my eye is throbbing
My ankles feel like ankles, and my eyes are blue
Should eyes throb? I don't think they should...
Now you've got to watch this. I'm not Afraid parody. I haven't watched it yet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PL1C90BDF46E6EACFD&src_vid=n38WsJz7sgY&annotation_id=annotation_691159&feature=iv&v=h9pFPOI8ecw
I don't think so either. Though it's happened to me before
I think it happened because someone punched a basketball into my eye
I am sorry, mighty Eminem, but that is REALLY funny :D
I love Key of Awesome
did you watch the Pitbull ones?
Well, at least it didn't break your finger
OneS?
I watched the On The Floor one
Yeah
here's another one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r79J4TgglGM&feature=relmfu
Blue! Stew! Few! Through! True! Cue! Choo! Moo! Too! Chew! Crew!
And thats how to ryhme blue!
Hi... you
Funny, but Onthefloor was funnier
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