Oh, and my publishers would like me to include the Amazon link so you can pre-order this wonderful, wonderful book. Now, normally I hate linking to ANYTHING that has to do with selling my own books... and this is no exception...
(oh, and I also have no idea how these words ended up in the middle of the page like this, but hey...)
This is the link:
Whether you use it or not is up to you.
PS
The colour for this one is shiny GOLD.
PPS
I think now is the time to applaud one Mister Tom Percival.
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Farewell Zafira!
Almost done Miss Cain?
It's 1.15 pm on the east of Australia
Is everyone busy?
Well Goodbye
Sorry, I'm distant.
Bye Helena!
bye Helena, same im busy writing chapter 3
brb
I'm back, just to check how you're going with the Chapter. Is it going to be longer this time?
Kay, Miss.
WB, Helena. :)
Imitator's idolize, I intimidate, in an instant, I arise, in an irate state
Okay, Eve.
Hi Eve! :)
Does anyone know Alphabet Aerobics? I only know up to L and some parts of the later letters.
I have no idea what Alphabet Aerobics is/are.
You make your body look like a letter.
I'll brb.
Artificial ameteaurs aren't at all amazing
Analytically, I assault, animate things
Broken barriers bounded by the bomb beat
Buildings are broken, basically I'm bombarding
Casually create catastrophes, casualties
Cancelling cats got their canopies collapsing
Detonate a dime of dank, daily doin dough
Demonstrations don dada on the down low
Eatin other editors with each and every energetic, epileptic episode
Elevated etiquette
Furious, fat, fabulous, fantastic
Flurries of funk felt feedin the fanatics
Gift got great global goods gone glorious
Gettin godly in his game with the goriest
Hittem high, hella height, historical
Hey holocaust hints hearem holla atcha homeboy
Imitators idolize, I intimidate
In an instant, I arise in an irate state
Juiced on my jams like jericurls(?) jockin joints
Justly, it's just me writin on my journals
Kindly im kindlin all kinds of ink on
Karate kick type brits in my kingdom
Lemme live a long life, lyrically, lessons is
Learned lame louses just lose to my livery
My mind makes marvellous moves, masses
Something something something many mock what I've mastered
Niggas nap knowing I'm nice naturally
Knack, never lack, makin noise nationally
Operation opposition, off, not optional
Outta sight, outta mind, wide beamin opticals
Perfected poems, powerful punch lines
Something something something powder puffs in my prime
Something something something keep quiet, it's quantum
Something something ain't got a quarter of what we got, uh
That's all I know.
Oh. I don't think I can do many of them... but I CAN make the letters on my fingers. ^^' But that's easy, I bet anyone can do that.
That's not what the Alphabet Aerobics are, Helen.
*points to long comment*
THAT is.
Kay, Helena.
Whoa, Eve. That's cool.
Oh, well I still don't think I can do that...
I taught some of it to my friend last year. we'd do this crazy hand clapping thing while we were saying it.
That sounds fun. :)
Not when you have to teach her a new letter every time she asks.
Yeah, that'll probably give you a headache, thinking up the right words for all of them.
Oh shoot! I forgot something. I gotta go. Bye!
K is a real toungue-twister, if you're trying to say it fast.
So, HOW ARE WE ON THIS WONDERFUL DAY?
Bye Lavereno!
I'm sorry that I know the original Alphabet Acrobatics that I grew up with.
I'm talking about Aerobics, not Acrobatics. Alphabet Aerobics is a song
Song/rap
hey eve
Hi MonsterMouse! Do you want me to call you Monster or Mouse?
. . .
mouse...
Okay then. Mouse it is
we've had this conversation,right?
at least i thought we did
Eve?
Maybe
Sorry, internet's gone funny
Okay Eve, thank you for the explanation. And hello again Mouse.
well then, ill just go... er... Bye.
um...
yeah...
*uh*
Oh! Hi!
Yeah, just forget about me why don't you?
What?
Why would i forget you? you watch sherlock! im not alone anymore!
Fine, shun me then..
BYE.
People don't comment very very fast, mouse. You're reminding me of forest xD
Bye mouse
back!!!
took longer then i expected..
but im back
Hi Miss!
Distant, doing homework.
What IS this...?
what is what????
Weird art project that forces me to think with my brain.
DONE!!!
chapter 3 is complete!!!
Link:
http://mystoryofsomesortaboutsomethinghmm.blogspot.com.au/2012/05/death-and-ice-chapter-3.html
its really short
Helena, are you there???
cus i just posted chapter 3!!!
is it just me and Eve????
I just drew one hundred and twenty dots and sixty lines
I'll go read it!
*starts shouting and throwing random things*
ooh!! dots and lines!!!
Commented!
thankyou!!!
im getting my friends who have YouTube accounts to comment
how do you add the follow thingy????
I dunno, just poke around Settings, it's bound to be somewhere
(Thor and Loki on a cliff)
THOR: Listen to me brother-
*gets tackled off cliff by Iron Man*
LOKI: I'm listening?
i cant find it!!!!
hey Nix
@Nix
how do you add the follower thingo???
Layout, add a gadget, look for the gadget called Followers
Nix, did you love it?!
TRIUPMH!!!!!
Obviously!
This is the only movie where the ultimate bad guy is actually quite pathetic. With Hulk bashing him around and all.... xD
Where's the follow button???
de top Eve
And Hulk could bash anyone around
brb
"Share", "Report Abuse", "Next Blog>>"
That's it. No "Follow"
The gadget Eve. The gadget that has my pic near it? Click on that follow g+1 or something like that
There's a button that says "Join This Site", is that the one?
I think so. I've joined, so I can't see it
Oh, but it's a Google Friend Connect thing... I'll try it
Yeah, that's it Eve. It's the same thing as the follow button used to do
whoa, your picture is grainy...
Done!
It's grain and rock minus the grain
It's very grainy...
gotta go
Be back later, if not soon
Bye!
*shrugs* So? If people are going to judge me by the graininess of my profile picture, then they can bite my shiny metal dragonfly windchimes.
Bye Nix!
*looks at art project* If this turns out good, I'm doing the same thing to a Skulduggery Pleasant picture.
Hey guys, I'm back. Do you want to follow my new blog? http://skulwholock.blogspot.com.au/
Thank you
Good Morning Blogland!
Good morning Lynxia! I think it's only me here.
Hi Lynxia!
Yes, that appears to be so... *lies on ground*
I was up until 23:25 last night watching Eurovision. Jedward were fantastic but all the little countries who used to be communist vote for each other so they didn't do very well. I mean, Azerbaijan screamed sown the mike and they came 5th, or something. It's not fair, literally.
OK, rant over.
Oh, hey Eve!
Might be distant - watching Smosh Pit.
Hey!
Helena, I followed your blog, could you follow mine?
Thank you Eve for following my new blog. You roll off a building in Death and Ice/Snow. Remember? You sore yet?
Sure, link please?
Yeah, I remember, and I would probably hit a flagpole on the way down.
Followed.
http://bubblesforblood.blogspot.co.uk/
There's mine if you want to follow it.
Done both! Wanna follow mine Lynxia? www.skulwholock.blogspot.com
I won't do fanfics till I have 5 following.
Thanks!
Oh, fan fics are great! I loved writing One For You! You should do one, I promise that it'll be fun.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Tvx8yFO13c
Golden God, that's freaky!
Thanks for the encouragement, would I be able to use your character for one? Please comment your profile on my page if yes.
OK, sure. Do you need my OC?
Yep, whats OC stand for anyway?
Original Character.
Okay thanks.
Thanks Elaisse reminds me of myself.
But if Elaisse shows some of your emotions does that mean you have a crush on Nixion?
Don't say that. Elaisse is quite like me in many ways but do you want to kill Eve? Zath? Nix? Sparky? etc...? No, didn't think so. Elaisse is horrible. Look at the latest post on my blog and you'll see what she's like.
Do you want my character, Helena?
Yes she does Helena.
Yes please!
But if Elaisse shows some of your emotions does that mean you have a crush on Nixion?
I've already said - yeas, she does.
Hey Lav!
I can't paste this onto your blog, Helena, or any blog, for some reason. Only this one. :/
So here:
Taken name: Astrid Vanilla
Given Name: Eve (very much preferred. She only took a name to protect herself from evil civilianaliciouses. So call her Eve.)
Magic: Adept
She can make everyone see her as their worst fear, like an illusion. When she decides to transform her appearance (just an illusion) one person might see her as a spider, if that's their worst fear, another might see her as a snake, etcetera, etcetera.
Weapons: Her sharp teeth and sharp nails. Like, SHARP.
Personality: Eve never takes things seriously. Not even in life-or-death situations. She never thinks about the possibility of death, and everything she does is for the hell of it. She finds dramatic speeches extremely funny. She doesn't pay attention to conversations that don't involve her, and that seems to annoy some people. Yes, some would say she was slightly 'absent'. She knows this and loves to confuse new acquaintances with her nonsense. She sometimes finds herself in situations where someone is taking her seriously, in which case she will make what she is saying even more ridiculous until that person stops trying to find a shred of maturity in her, although she denies any accusations of her EVER being childish.
Appearance: Light brown hair ending at the shoulders, blue eyes that change to a more green-blue colour with the weather. Reasonably tall. Yeah.
History: *royal trumpet* Eve doesnt say much about her history. Here's what we know: She used to live in a happy family of five and a dog, then she suddenly got shot through a crazy mazy cannon all the way to Kenya. She lived with the lions, lived ON an elephant, then gave up on the whole land thing and hopped on a giant vulture called Mimi. And off to Australia they went! She migrates from place to place now, helping people out on their adventures and shouting at kids who can't spell 'humongous'.
Or so she says.
Hi Lav!
**Random comment**
I got a fortune cookie once that said "Serious trouble will bypass you." The daily numbers were all 2s...
Um... Ok Lav.
Guys, what do you think of the title A Murderer's Dance?
I think that means something...
Hi, again. :)
Hi
Hey Nix!
That sounds a little mysterious and very dangerous and cool. I like it. :)
Never trust a fortune cookie, Lav. *looks at magic 8 ball*
AGH!! IM GONNA DIE!!!
A Murderer's Dance. Cooooooool. :)
Hiya Nix! :)
Hi nix!
Uh....think I'm having dinner now....
Sayonara!
Yeah, I know it never works. Just the three 2s are a bit... freaky.
Bye Eve!
Bye Eve
Bye Eve!
so... anything happening?
Hi people!
Sorry for disappearing last night, my dad turned the network off.
Not really.
Hi Star!
That's okay. :)
Hi Star
*remembers*
Oh yeah! Nix, how was Avengers?
Brilliant!
Hey Star!
Heya Ink, Nix. I like it Lynxia.
Oh, bbs, gonna go have breakfast . . .
...I'm baaaaaaaaaaack...
I dedicate this page to originality. I way not have much, but when I find it, it'll be brilliant. I don't know what I'm saying...
Hi Mist!
You're first Nix!
I saw
Because you guys weren't here before can you follow my blog please? As a favour even? www.skulwholock.blogspot.com
Hey Zath! Long time no blog-see!
Saw that Helena, already following
Kay Star.
Some of my favorite parts were when Hulk and Thor were just standing there and all of a sudden, Hulk just hit him. And when Hulk was throwing Loki around like a doll, and when Hulk roared to wake Iron Man up and he said, "What happened? Did we win? Please tell me no one kissed me."
Wow, lotsa comments happenin.
Hiya Mist!!! Glad to see you! :)
Hi Hope!
Hi Lynxia!
And hi, Helena, I'm assuming you're new here.
You've missed... Nothing.
Hey Zath, you probably don't remember me, we met a long time ago and Nix was being annoying. By the way thanks Nix.
But I wasn't completely sure till you said it.
I like it when:
"Listen brother"
*gets tackled by Iron Man*
"I'm listening?"
There are lotsa new people now.
I'm not new, just uncommon.
Okay.
Yeah, I liked that part too, Nix. :)
We meet before? I was annoying? That doesn't sound like me...
Baaaaack!
Hi Eve
Oh, I thought of something! I posted the end of one For You. That's it. not much. Some new faces, otherwise - same old, sane old.
You were so annoying, we had a long argument, I won, you left. Zath was being kind... to me.
WB, Eve! Mist is back too! :D
Sorry, double comment.^
What was the argument? Cause I never leave until I've won
Oh, good! New people! :D
Missed nothing huh? Probably should have expected as much...
Yeah, I think I kind of half, not so much/at all might just possibly but probably don't remember you, Helena...
Ha. I got 2222nd comment...
...
Distant.
Will be VERY distant now...
Hi Eve!
I can't remember what it was about. Sorry. But you did leave. Zath, why is your bro suspicious about you being on here. It's not a crime.
Hi!
*turns to Mist and frowns at him* You're not back until Woozles says so.
Oh good! I'll read that soon, Shadow.
Woozles! Haven't heard that name in a while.
WB Eve!
I don't believe you Helena. I would have remembered losing
I posted the first 3 chapters of my SP fan-fic Mist
http://readthismortals.blogspot.com.au/
It was a while ago. Which means you were beaten in an argument but an under 13 year old.
*looks at Eve and thinks*
...I suppose you're right.
*shrugs*
Because I'm not allowed to talk to people I don't actually know, Helena. My parents don't know and they'd kill me if they found out. A lot of people on Blogland are the same.
Where's your evidence?
Yeah, my Aunt thinks you're all in England. Shhhh. *puts finger to lips*
They know about one of my blogs but yeah, I'm essentially the same. Don't see why your bro would care though. Is he younger or older than you?
I'm not. Both my parents know. My dad's actually happy about it(he's a tad bit odd...) and my mom just tells me not to put my given name here. But I told her some of you guessed and so know my given name.
Oh yes! Woozles is now the Hufflepuff badger! It was all sorted out in the Pottermore Hufflepuff Common Room. :)
I have none but as you know already, I'm almost always right.
I have none but as you know already, I'm almost always right.
No, I'm always right. I seriously cannot remember losing an argument
Although, now that I think about it, I tell her these things at night. When she's at her tiredest... Well, she still knows and remembers a little of the conversations we have.
SLYTHERIN!!!!!!!!!! *is once again wearing Slytherin hoodie even though it's 27C here*
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