Oh, and my publishers would like me to include the Amazon link so you can pre-order this wonderful, wonderful book. Now, normally I hate linking to ANYTHING that has to do with selling my own books... and this is no exception...
(oh, and I also have no idea how these words ended up in the middle of the page like this, but hey...)
This is the link:
Whether you use it or not is up to you.
PS
The colour for this one is shiny GOLD.
PPS
I think now is the time to applaud one Mister Tom Percival.
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«Oldest ‹Older 1801 – 2000 of 4865 Newer› Newest»hi MonsterMouse!
Yeah, no, my wittyness is exauhsted. forget that last comment.
WAIT! i have something!
random comment, if you cant place it, you have a very couldy person.
DEATH FRISBEE
And you can just call me mouse
*laughs lightly*
Yeah, okay. And since I didn't really say it, Hi Mouse. :)
Hello Mouse! *Smashes chair into head* *Giggles*
Death Frsbee... anyone? anyone?
Um, I didn't really get that... You mean, place it in our own sentence?
Frisbee not frsbee
nOOOOO!
SHERLOCK NON-BELEIVER!!!
um, ok...?
I'll play if you explain it to me!
Face the wrath of my DEATH FRISBEE!!!!!
That good?
*laughs at my pathetic sentence*
I'm really not good at those...
I love Sherlock!
Gasp, gasp.
You make me cry!
Its shocking how many people dont even knwo about that show.
HELENA! finnaly! im not so alone! yes!
I know, it's so terribly sad!
Um... sorry to the Sherlock fans, but I've only seen the movies.
Scratch that, I've only seen the first movie. But I really want to see the second one!
SO, how did he commit suicide without killing himslef?
He used the homeless networks help.
i'm going a bit distant now.:)
+_+
Well yes, And Mycroft and Molly.
Kay Fire.
no! dancing fire, come back, wait no, go to PBS video.com and watch sherlock Reichenbach Fall, then come back and rejoin the discussion.
I'm not sure if he used Mycroft... http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001202409631#!/photo.php?fbid=368821769829989&set=a.326492207396279.81198.325157850863048&type=1&theater
Mycroft looks awefully uninterested while reading about his brother's death
Well, I have nothing to really contribute to the discussion, so... I'll just... be distant too.
Hi
Nix, you're back... Well, he looks pityful.
Nix! Yay! More Aussie people are coming now!
*calms down*
Hi. :)
did you notice pidgions flew out of the side of the building when they load his body onto the stretcher?
Is the, uh, right one?
Hi Nix!
Nix, the "he looks pityful" was for mouse.
bbl in about 30 mins.:)
So no one says hello to me? Oh, how comforting.
Yeah, I did. Also the cyclist and the garbage truck and the people keeping him away from the body... etc
Hello Felix
Hi... Felix?
*face palms*
Please, enough with the names! You've changed it more times than I can count!
Okay, more like about five times. Still, please stop changing your name!
And hi... again.
Hello Felix.
whats his face the creator said the garbage truck had nothing to do with it.
Hi Nix.
Felix, Trelaque, Dylan, Kai... I know there was at LEAST one more...
I think...
Well, I suppose I should update.
I have already pre-ordered KOTW, and I feel like I'll explode. I'll recieve it on the 30th of August. HOW... Uh. Exciting? I'm not sure that's the correct term, though. But the cover? OH, THE COVER! I love it Derek. Oh, and also, Derek, I will be tempted to troll your comments for as long as it takes until you reveal your EMAIL ADDRESS! And, uh, Minions of the Golden God, if he has already done so, please tell.
*Cough* Jasper *Cough*
Huh, we're having two conversations here.
Yes, thank you. I knew it started with J, but I was thinking James.
And I know I haven't posted my blog. I've been busy. Overly busy, so busy that I haven't gotten around to finishing one A5 sheet of paper with my book.
Mark Gatiss or Steven Moffat Mouse?
And I didn't pre-order KOTW just now, BY THE WAY, it was, efficiently so, available for me to pre-order on the 14th of march.
Commas are so helpful in writing...
Yeah, you said already, Felix.
They certainly are Felix.
bye
They are, aren't they?
The pre-order, not the commas.
DEREK LANDY! REVEAL YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS!
Oh, wait.
*Ahem*
-Pulls out wand-
Reveal... your secrets...
I don't think that worked as well as I would have liked it to work.
Bye Monster Mouse
So then, Mr. Infamous Murderer, it's a pleasure to meet you. Unfortunately, I can't say that I've looked forward to this moment because until this moment I've had no idea that you've existed.
Bye Mouse.
Bye Mouse.
Hi Rein.
Why yes, there are truly a lot of people that are out there that I didn't know that existed. Fancy that.
It seems to be a side effect of not introducing yourself to a lot of people. And not having a business card.
And I won't call you Sir Reingington. I don't state anyone as 'superior' to me other than Derek.
I had to go for a sec...
what do I call you?!
just call him Reingo
I call him Rein. Nix calls him Reingo. I think.
I don't bother introducing myself. Because if I did, then it would be a simple waste of time, because that person would soon be murdered. I hope you realised that from my name, as it is fairly straightforward.
Oh, I saw the movie Reingo.
Or was it Rango? I think it was Rango.
Perhaps I shall call you Reingy.
And this morning, when I looked at the total amount of views for Annoying Orange, it has over one trillion. And Annoying Orange is also on Cartoon Network, strangely enough.
INSANITY PICKLE!
It was Rango, btw
Awkward? More pathetic.
Oooh, that reminds me.
SO, on thursday this week, I went to Canberra right? And I went to Parliament House, and saw Julia in question time, debating about blah blah.
And THEN she said, "I love question time because it reminds me of how truly pathetic the opposition is."
And then I said "Ooh. Burn."
I know it was Rango. I have a photographic memory. I remember everything.
Yeah, you've changed it a lot. Before, it was Jasper Scourge, Dylan Silver, Kai Oblivion, Trelaque, and now Felix Haven.
I'm just going to call you Dylan. Seriously.
Except how to scroll up.
No. Don't call me Dylan or I will call you Tomato Soup.
Or perhaps 'Toiletry Utensils'
I know perfectly well how to scroll up, thank you.
So, Reingington, I require a biography, I assume you have one?
Hello Rein! Long time no see.
*glares*
Fine.
I gtg. Bbl! Or maybe soon...
*shrugs*
Bye!
DEREK! GIVE US YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS!
Bye Lav!
All right. A biography... Well, it all started when I was born. Eventually, I would grow up into the person I am today. One day, I expect, I shall die.
Oh I'm sorry, am I being too vague for you?
Bye Lavender.
Bye Lav!
Just a tad.
Tu feliz?
Hello again Sir.
Hiiii!!
Ah, hello Helena. Well, goodbye. I'm exhausted, so we'll have to meet briefly another time. Ciao!
So soon? Pity. Farewell.
Bye Sir!
Uh, no no, you're not leaving YET, Reingington.
Hey Eve!
Welcome back Eve.
I at least expected his ACTUAL biography, including occupation, magical adaption, etc.
So, Eve, what do you think about the cover for KOTW?
No one talking?
*spins around* I love the cover. This cover has made me love all the other covers for some reason.
Felix Haven
Occupation: Infamous murderer.
Sex: Male
History: Felix Haven was born into a small village in Australia. Anyone who sees him will only ever see him as a deja vu, depending on Felix's allies, or the people who see him, but mostly public are dazzled by this. Felix lost his mother in a car accident at the age of three, and his father committed suicide two years after severe drinking and abusing Felix because of his loss. Felix soon discovered his powers three years later, at the age of eight. Felix had destroyed whole buildings, until taken into a phsyciatric hospital, diagnosed with schizophrenia. After he broke out, which was a mere two days later, and then killed his parents for putting him in the hospital. Felix's eyes have always been orange, burning like fire, with raven black hair. He was at age twelve when he murdered his parents, and is now eighteen. He is usually seen holding a gold and oak revolver, with infinite amounts of bullets, and the only thing running his gun is clockwork. If you look closely, you'll be able to see the turning cogs...
I made this just now, it's not my real one, I know there are a lot of errors and stuff, but I'll fix it up.
You said his parents died? Do you mean his adoptive parents?
Oh, and somewhere in there is:
Felix is also not a mage, or a super hero. He is a whole new species, a species who has rewritten the whole history of physics.
I'll explain his powers, blah blah, the rest in a proper one.
No, his real parents, and then he killed his adoptive parents. A lot of errors, like I said.
No, his real parents, and then he killed his adoptive parents. A lot of errors, like I said.
Okay got it and love it.
Mphh. Eve?
Hmmm im alive!!!! I got new bookshelf (Death Bringer brought death to old one not kidding) so I made a shelf to SP. Haa my mom was like scared
Uhh. Hi Zafira.
Mphh?
Hi Zafira!
Hello Zaphira!
mwahahahahahahahahahaha
im back!!!!
and i think im gonna write chapter 3
Hi Miss!!
Put a link to the other chapters please Miss Cain! Has anyone seen this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOMgDbcA84A
And I think I'm gonna leave now, guys. I'm tired, I'm gonna sleep. Bye now.
Goodbye Felix.
I'm back.
i just had an arguement with my wall
*shoots a glare at her wall*
and we finally decided that i shoould do chapter 3
ohhh here!!
*hands everyone an oragami Skulduggery*
Bye... Felix.
What's the link to it?
link:
http://mystoryofsomesortaboutsomethinghmm.blogspot.com.au/
Hi Miss Cain! It's a pleasure to meet you! :)
back!!!!
you too Lavender
*reads a bit*
You've got Nix and Eve in it? Cool. :)
*goes to read the rest*
WB, Fire!
oh hi Fire!!!!
*head desk*
Now I seriously think I have a problem...
I can't stop listening to Seussical the Musical! D: But I don't even know if I want to stop! I like the songs a lot... Too much, maybe.
Miss Cain! I love it!! Keep going! Also put a gadget on so I can follow you. Or follow my new blog the dangers of words!
Commented on Chapter 2, Miss!
Bye Dylan!
now that i think about it, my chapters are pretty small
with the searching thing its because Eliza's a hard nut to crack, unless she was really a nut in which you (Eve) could break easily
Have you seen my comments? Please follow my new blog : The Danger of Words
*sigh*
just got on here and then i need 2 go.*sigh*
bye!!
*hugs*
:)
Farewell Fire.
Helena!!! im your first follower!!!!
Haa im on just about done...HAAA I FINISHED TEOTW I now compketed my challenge to read the SP series in 2 days. Finished at 10:26pm
bye Fire!!!
now im gonna go follow some other blogs
*walks away to search the wonderful world of Blogland*
Bye Fire!
The story's alright, Miss Cain, but I'm only saying that cause I know Nix and Eve aren't really like that... at some parts.
But other than that, I thought it was interesting. :)
Keep at it!
*shrugs* Whatever.
Bye Fire!
Well done, Zaf! :)
hi Zafira!!!!
*hands Zafira an oragami Skul*
yeah i know the personalities are a bit mixed up but i'll adjust them eventually
1?
1?
yipee!!!!!!
im first!!!!!!!
for the first time!!!!!!
Congrats, Miss Cain! Now dedicate to something. Or someone. Whatever you want.
Yes, I'm slightly wittier and don't follow orders unless I believe in them. I'm the one that jokes as well.
Now Chapter 3!
Thanks!!! Lol. I feel proud i had one on ebook :P the rest actual copies. And Death Bringer did kill my shelf. I put it on the shekf the whole case collapsed!
now, ded time
I want to dedicate this page to all us authors and followers of authors. Because if the authors didnt exist, we would have nothing to read. If the followers didnt exist, us authors will spend all day at our computer screen hoping someone will find your blog and comment. And if they do, your going to act like you did when you saw the cover for KOTW.
And we ALL know how we reacted then.
Nice job Zafira, clever one.
That's funny, Zaf. I've got the first three on ebook and two others are paperbacks and the last one's hardcover.
Nice ded, Miss(can I call you that?).
I'm mostly the follower. I don't really write.
Now Chapter 3 please! I want, I want!
I guess the title doesnt lie lol! Melencholia's demonic spirit escaped the book. My friend borrowed it and it killed her desk its creept. Then I was reading Dark Days. My dad and Scarab needed potted plants xD
:) Zaphira
Zafira*
That's so weird, Zaf! I'm afraid that'll happen to my shelf... it's above two laptops and a printer... I've always been nervous about the shelf falling when I put all those books, plus a small radio, on it.
See the weird things yappen to me! Lol. Ok now Star Wars is on tv. Vadar and Vile...ahhh!!!!!!
im doing chapter 3 now
@Lavender
yeah you can call me Miss
Yay yay yay! Chapter 3!
Okay, thanks. :) Can't wait to read it, Miss!
Vader and VILE!!!!!
wow, thats weird
@Lavender i know. Either I'm jinxed or what. But I saved the books. No books died.
My nightmare was scary. Idk how: I dreamed I was a Necromancer and how this happened, I was in the war with Mevolent. I get captured by Nye and insert bloody grgoc things. I was dissected. Idk why I dreamed of Nye. I think I'm going insane or the new carpet smell getting to me
Yeah, that is weird.
I'm gonna be distant now.
Graphic*
What colour skin did you picture him with?
Oh, wow. That dream sounds freaky, Zaf!
I had a nightmare that I was captured by someone like Nye along with other kids from school and he wanted to dissect us and bend our arms the wrong way and stuff. Everyone was totally not freaked out.
it*
I had a dream that Snape was my father but that was a good dream and completely off topic.
Gtg
Bye Eve!
Bye Eve!
I had a dream I liked. Derek came to America. I met him O.o now that dream hopefully comes true *glares at Derek* ok just probably earned a death sentence, haa
Bye Eve!
bye Eve
these are interesting dreams
I had a really scary dream after watching Jurassic Park where these Velceraptors came and killed everyone and made a pile of the bodys I was killed. The Raptor was actually (in the dream) based on a boy at school called Riley
I like scary dreams, explains why im a Necromancer
Hi Necromancynz! Can I just call you Necro?
Wow, there are lots of new people coming now.
Why do you think it is Cold Blooded Thriller?
How's Chapter 3 going?
Hi Necro!!
*hands him a oragami Skulduggery*
I've had so many weird dreams... can't even remember them all.
chapter 3 is going good so far
not done yet though....
They go to a cold place, there's lots of blood (as usual) and it's a thriller (as always).
Sure you can call me Necro,
why the random subject of dreams?
Well keep going. You're very good at it for your age. I couldn't think of that.
Chapter 3 of what?
Because of Zafira
Miss Cain's fanfic.
I am a Necromancer. Everyone at lunch thinks I'm like related to Scarab because of my love for murders (I no killer out of char now in char....i am). I can gove you personality of Zafira
Personality: Loves to kill. Loves to torture. Violent soul. Has no sympathy.
No idea. The dreams subject. Not the- well, yeah. I don't really know why it's cold blooded thriller either...
I must go to bed, bye bye
Bye Zaf!
It's 8 PM over here in Cal.
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