Hello there,
It is I, your humble Golden God, here to brighten up your day with another one of my electrifying entries into this accursed Blog-thing. I'm not entirely sure what I'm going to write about, however. Ever since I finished the book I've been kind of... aimless.
Not ENTIRELY aimless, of course. I did have things to do once I'd finished- other bits and pieces of writing to finish off. But I've finished those now, and so I'm back to being a little bit lost as to what to do.
I've been visiting a few schools- which is something I don't get to do a whole lot of anymore during my official tours. When you're a writer starting off, school events are ALL you do, because you need to reach as many people as possible and get them interested in your books. But once you reach a certain level of awesomeness, visiting individual schools is not really the best use of your limited time. So bigger school events are planned, where multiple schools come to a theatre or hall, and a lot more public signings are scheduled. By this stage, it's all about meeting the readers, and making it easier for the readers to meet you.
But throughout the year I tend to visit schools in and around Dublin, organised by teachers or librarians or parents. It's all about "this person knows that person who knows my cousin's friend", and that's how they get in touch. I can't do an awful lot of these smaller school visits, because I don't have the time, but for some reason I've been visiting a school a week for the past month or two. Which is, I admit, NOT the best use of my time when I have deadlines as tight as my deadlines have been. But hey.
So, the week before last I was at a school in Lusk. Last week I was at a school in Swords. And this afternoon I was at a school in Sutton. Next week I'll be at a school somewhere in Cork and then- THEN- I'll stop. No more. I need a break. I've got my Australia/NZ tour in August, my Ireland/UK tour in September, and before all that I think I have to pop over to LA for a bit. I need a BREAK! I need to do normal things! I need to stop signing autographs!
Ah, the life of a tortured artist...
Oh, and before I go, something you MAY be interested in. This Friday I will be posting again. Why, you ask? What could I possibly have to post mere days after THIS wonderful entry?
Oh not much. I don't expect there to be much writing involved, actually. Just a single image, perhaps. A single, solitary image appearing on the accursed Blog, sometime on Friday... What could it be? Something to do with the new book? Some kind of image to do with the new book?
It's a mystery, that's what it is. I guess you'll just have to check the Blog on Friday to find out.
Wednesday, May 23, 2012
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«Oldest ‹Older 1601 – 1800 of 4874 Newer› Newest»They are. All of them but in a different language. Like Rätsel is German for Riddles. Mort is French for Death. And so on.
Like I said, that's a cool idea.
Thanks. I got bored in Maths and I doodles, I drew a Grim Reaper, then I thought 'If he was a person, what would he be like?' and then I carried the idea round, added a plot and a bad guy and - BOOM! - Patchwork was born.
*doodled
Interesting way to start a story.
I just make em up
Yeah, I know. I got the idea of One For You when I woke up one morning and forgot what day it was. Then I added a plot and - ta da - a story. Easy.
I found this file on my old computer, full of some of my old ideas. This was the start of one of them:
Fred sipped his wine and watched his forty inch plasma TV, sitting in his padded chair inside his huge manor, wearing the finest of suits... Except instead of wine, it was apple juice. And the forty inch plasma TV was a potable TV, the size of his head, which was unnaturally small. And he was sitting in a fold out chair, in an empty warehouse, wearing shorts and a sweat stained Hawaiian shirt. The TV was barely getting a signal, and the apple juice had past its best before date a few years ago. Yep, this was the life.
You have interesting ways to make a story.
I either make them up, or have a really cool dream I want to finish.
Wow, that's really good Nix!
Inspiration comes to me in the strangest of places. :)
You want to read something of mine I tried to write when I was 12?
Caution: it has a lot of grammar, and maybe spelling, mistakes.
Sure Lav!
The be Fene Lav
Before, I remember thinking it was good. Now it just sounds silly. And some parts don't really make sense... Anyway, here it is.
Chapter 1
The Book
"Hurry up, Lizzy", I said. "We're gonna be late!"
"All right, I'm trying", she said catching up to me. This was our first day of school, and I didn't want to be late for speech. Lizzy and I are sisters, twins actually, and we go to speech together. But we're not in the same class.We used to be in the same class every year, but this year, we weren't. Oh, did I mention we're in sixth grade? Yep we are, now lets get back to Lizzy and I.
"Wow" we at the same time."What is it?" Lizzy asked. "Whose is it? Where did it come from?"
"Ok" I said." One, stop asking any more questions about it, two, I don't know whose it is or where it came from, and three, it looks like a book wrapped in brown paper". She looked at me blankly.
"You know, like the paper bags at markets." "Oh", said Lizzy looking down. I started running when her head was still down. When I stoped to look back, she was still looking down so I waited a moment. When she finaly looked up, she started looking for me.
"Hey!" she yelled. "Not fair!"
"Hay is for horses" I giggled.
Mort is that cute little lemur in Madagascar that keeps touching King Julian's feet!!!
Funny, Nix :D
Sure Lav!
It's good Lav, intriguing.
You're usually around 12 in sixth grade.
No, Mort is the main Character in Patchwork. (Never seen Madagascar.)
Hay is for horses!!!!!!!!
12? In year 6? :O
Here, in Yr. 6, you're round 10-11.
I was eleven for most of year 6
Yeah, but now I keep picturing Mort as a cute lemur :P
I was eleven until September that is
Mort is not a lemur!!! He is, quite literally, the embody-ment of Death!!
I remember when I first typed this, I had most of the plot figured out.
Yeah, our country's schools are a little different.
I still remember the plot though.
Yeah, aren't you in nursery (kindergarten?) until, like, 6 or 7? When here we start school, at 4.
It's gotten so hot in my room all of a sudden. Usually, my room's cold, but now I need a fan!
Dinner bye!
It's cloudy here and fairly cool! Yay!!! It was baking last week. I hated it!
Bye Eve!
That's right. Kindergarteners start at around 6. Then it's first grade and so on. We call years, grades.
Bye Eve!
I think our weather switched for a few days. When you said it was sunny and hot, here it was rainy and warm. I think our weather switched back.
Oh right. We're doing To Kill A Mockingbird in English and it said Scout could read and write by 6 and we were all like 'Who can't by 6?' and our teacher tried to explain it to us.
Bye Eve
Yeah. Although, there is a preschool even before kindergarten. It's optional though. I went to one when I was 4-5. Then I moved and started kindergarten at 6.
That's a bit confusing Lav.
We just have...
Nursery 0-4
Reception 4-5
Yr. 1 5-6
2 6-7
3 7-8
4 8-9
5 9-10
6 10-11
High school
7 11-12
8 12-13
9 13-14
10 14-15
11 15-16
then it's either college or sixth form which is know as years 12 and 13
12 16-17
13 17-18
Simple.
what to write...
WTB!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaase Nix? Pwetty pwease!!?
I'm not sure if that's going to work
*sigh*
Fine. Don't hate me when I ruin it
MSD
I bet it's msd
You won't ruin it. Besides, it was getting good!
Yay! WTB!! *hugs Nix* Yay! Thank you!! *is now jumping while hugging Nix making him jump too*
*is jumping*
Ugh... I'm not the jumping type
And why does everyone like it so much? There was about 300 words, now everyone wants to read it?
Because it's original and amazing! *is still jumping*
I ditto Lynx!
original? Hardly. Heaps have used the Blogland idea, and it could be counted as a fan-fic still, seeing most characters have powers out of SP. And only one character was created by me...
and I always thought it was my worst writing...
No, Nix! We like it! Please keep going with it!
No! Don't say that!! It's brilliant even if you can't see it! *is still jumping with Nix*
Published now I have to go! bye1 *hugs*
I'm going too now. Bye!
Hello...?
hello:)
oh, i need to go again
*sigh. been driven mad right now*
Oh. Bye, Fire...
Wonderful...
gotta go, if anyone's here
Bye
*curses*
Bye Nix.
Back again
Finally! Someone!
Hi Nix!
Uh...
...Right...
Internet keeps failing, sorry
That made it all worthwhile
I <3 Pitbull!!!
Oh, good, you're both here.
Hi!
You entering the comp?
Hi Mist! Hi Nixiono!
Yay! You must show me when you've finished!
I finished about an hour ago. And I even made a cover! How's yours going?
Hi Calamity!
Hi Cal
Hi Eve
Yep for moi with the comp
MSD
I haven't started mine... I got no ideas
Can I read it?
Oh, mine....I've just started mine. About 126 words or something
Hi Cal!
Okay, Nix. You'll have to show us your finished one too!
Sure, you can read mine. No stealing ideas though (not that it's actually any good of course)!.
Here's an idea!
MLAAAAAA!
That's good. You'll get there. :)
I'll probably end up changing mine a few more times yet, though. Still have 9 days before they're due.
No, I don't steal ideas. People steal ideas from me. And I don't even tell them my idea. They just pluck it out of my head and use it and show me and so I can't use my own idea.
*shakes head*
People these days are utterly evil.
I think the best part is that there are ten winners which potentially means that quite a few of us have an insanely good chance of winning.
Not as evil as the lights.
The lights are demon energy.
....Not insanely....
It hurts when I swallow.
211 words for moi, but I'm not going to post it until I've got it perfect
Done! Prett-y cool, Mist :)
Okay nix
And now to delete all of them...
Thanks Eve. :D
Got to go - bye!
Bye Cal
I'm going to write like ten of them, pick the best and put that one in the comp (cause you can only puy one in)
Bye Cal!
I think I'm just happy with mine. I was originally going to write a few and choose, but that didn't happen.
Hey ho!
Writing competition. Just sent in my entry.
But I'm worried because I'm 9 words over the limit so I hope they don't disqualify me.
Secondly just after sending it in I had an epica idea which I can't use now.
Feel free to not use it :P
I was going to make Sadistica a POOODLE.
Bye Calamity!
I've got my idea, and I'm pretty sure it's working out good, but if it turns out to be a disgrace to the lights, I'll scrap it and start another.
Hi Octa!
*smacks forehead* A POODLE! Why didn't I think of that??
Hey Eve!
The real question is why didn't I think of it sooner? :P
Hi Octa. I'll make SURE not to use it. *nods*
Hi Zath!
Why didn't Derek post details of the competition on his blog?
Because its a HarperCollins competition, even if Derek gave us the story-starter.
He's most likely lazy. Or sleeping. Or working on KINGDOM OF THE WICKED!
Or he forgot.
294 words so far....
Yes, yes, and the HarperColinsAreEntirelyEvilForDoingThisToUsAgain thing.
This time you can ask who won though. Or look at the site. :)
Me thinks Nix disappeared...
No, just be writing. I did disappear for a while, but I just got back
Hmm... 15 words over...
Congratulations!
*hands Nix a leaf*
Keep going!
*thinks*
How funny would it be if only Blogland people got in the top ten?
MSD
Gah!! It's like the blog doesn't want me here.
STOP DELETING MY COMMENTS!!!!!!
*takes leaf*
4 words over...
Hi Lynxia!
I'm only here for 5 mins. I think we're near the restaurant now so I might have to go soon.
1 WORD OVER
Okay Lynxia...
Hi Lynxia!
Can we see it when it's 500 Nix?! *is hopeful*
Oh, have to go now!! Bye! *hugs all then kisses Nix*
*kisses Lynxia*
Bye!
Sure Mist, but I just had to add anotehr word, so this would take a while...
Still MSD
Hi Lynxia!
Nix, just take out the word 'flubber.' you know you don't need it.
Oh, have to go now!! Bye! *hugs all then kisses Nix*
500!
Let me just read over it...
Bye Lynxia!
Okay, Nix. Switching to iPod and still on msd.
Back and distant for a bit.
Yay!
So, who wants to read mine? This might not be the one I post, but quite possible
I wanna read it!!!!
Okay, now I added two words again...
Give me a sec
IDOIDOIDOIDOIDO!
Oh, shish, 504 already? Dammit
anyone still here?
My internet failed
never mind, I'm going
Bye Nix!
I finished and entered!!
Msd
I'll go to sleep now
Buh buh
Hello.
I hate you all.
You alll left. AND i just came.
AND I NEED TO WIN THIS SHORT STORY COMPETITION.
Thats why ive made it epic.
hello.
Hello. Wbd.
Hi people!
I hate Fridays. Nearly all the subjects I do on Fridays are bad subjects and I'm always really busy after school on Fridays.
Bb in 15
Hi Star. I gotta go, but I'll bb soon.
hello?
any1??
..
1st!!
BLUEEEEE!!!!! *tackle hugs* :D
HIHIHIIHIHI!!!!!! :D
i dedicate this page to me being back!!!! (if u did not know cause your not here) and to derek, and peeps in blogland- actually no cause ur so rude and NOT HERE :( *sighs*
hi lav!!! *hugs*
I'm here! I just got back! HIIII!!!!
i've missed blogland!!
Yay! You're back! How have you been???
hiii! did you leave??
gdgd u??
And I missed you! You missed some things, but mostly people. There are a few new ones who've come.
I've been good. :)
cool, whats happened???
BACK!
hey star *hugs* back!!
r flame and sparky still together?
WB, Star!
Well, Lynxia finished her One for You story, I started writing more, and there are new people. But I'm forgetting who came since you left. :P
There's Miss Cain, Sir Reingington, Dancing Fire... A lot. I forget. ^^'
Oh yeah, and Sparky hasn't been coming on... She will though. She told me she's coming back.
Just not yet.
gd :) missed every1
Sparky isn't coming on at the mo (exams etc., apparently), and Flame doesn't come on much either . . .
Missed you, too!
Even me?
My sister came on yesterday, using my account.
He tried earlier, but no one was were.
I know Lavender. I saw.
Pity no one was there . . .
Yeah, I came an hour later.
So Blue, are you coming back and staying again, or is this a for now thing?
I came an hour later than I usually do too coz my brother and Dark had swimming lessons:(
Ditto Lavender.
Oh. I was wondering where you went. It's almost 6PM there, right?
OOH!
Sadistica could be a llama!
*looks at time*
Darn, I gtg in 15 minutes...
Yep. Quater to six. Fünf Uhr funfundvierzig.
Funny thought, Star. :P
Damn indeed:(
I'm not kidding. In my superllama story, the superllamas are very intelligent amd can talk - though not many of them speak English.
Well, that would be a very interesting story. Maybe you'll be one of the winners cause it's so unique. And I mean that. :)
I'm being perfectly serious, here.
Or she could be an octopus person with tentacules etc.
hi!!
sorry g2g :) i am here forevz btw
No, I won't make her a llama. Too ridiculous. It could be funny but funniness might not be enough. I'm in it to win it here.
That sounds cool too.
Hey, did you see the new Heroes of Olympus cover??? For the third book? It's awesome!
But of course, not as awesome as the new SP cover. ;) Still really cool though.
Hi Miss!
Bye Blue! And yay! :D
Sooooo . . . You're here forever, yet you have to leave here now?
May the fours be with you Blue!
are we talking about the awesomeness comp??
Hi Cain!
Yes Cain.
No Lavender and anyway in England we have different covers than you do.
HI ALL!
Oh yeah. I remember seeing The Red Pyramid with the UK cover. It looked so much better!
i cant think of anything that doesnt envolve Eliza Scorn...
Hi Rose! :)
for the comp
Hi Pink!!
Hi Pink!
Thanks Lav:)
Anyone here read The Mortal Instruments?
brb
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