Hello there,
It is I, your humble Golden God, here to brighten up your day with another one of my electrifying entries into this accursed Blog-thing. I'm not entirely sure what I'm going to write about, however. Ever since I finished the book I've been kind of... aimless.
Not ENTIRELY aimless, of course. I did have things to do once I'd finished- other bits and pieces of writing to finish off. But I've finished those now, and so I'm back to being a little bit lost as to what to do.
I've been visiting a few schools- which is something I don't get to do a whole lot of anymore during my official tours. When you're a writer starting off, school events are ALL you do, because you need to reach as many people as possible and get them interested in your books. But once you reach a certain level of awesomeness, visiting individual schools is not really the best use of your limited time. So bigger school events are planned, where multiple schools come to a theatre or hall, and a lot more public signings are scheduled. By this stage, it's all about meeting the readers, and making it easier for the readers to meet you.
But throughout the year I tend to visit schools in and around Dublin, organised by teachers or librarians or parents. It's all about "this person knows that person who knows my cousin's friend", and that's how they get in touch. I can't do an awful lot of these smaller school visits, because I don't have the time, but for some reason I've been visiting a school a week for the past month or two. Which is, I admit, NOT the best use of my time when I have deadlines as tight as my deadlines have been. But hey.
So, the week before last I was at a school in Lusk. Last week I was at a school in Swords. And this afternoon I was at a school in Sutton. Next week I'll be at a school somewhere in Cork and then- THEN- I'll stop. No more. I need a break. I've got my Australia/NZ tour in August, my Ireland/UK tour in September, and before all that I think I have to pop over to LA for a bit. I need a BREAK! I need to do normal things! I need to stop signing autographs!
Ah, the life of a tortured artist...
Oh, and before I go, something you MAY be interested in. This Friday I will be posting again. Why, you ask? What could I possibly have to post mere days after THIS wonderful entry?
Oh not much. I don't expect there to be much writing involved, actually. Just a single image, perhaps. A single, solitary image appearing on the accursed Blog, sometime on Friday... What could it be? Something to do with the new book? Some kind of image to do with the new book?
It's a mystery, that's what it is. I guess you'll just have to check the Blog on Friday to find out.
Wednesday, May 23, 2012
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g2g now soz, lil bro wants the pc
:( indeed.
May the fours be with you chloe!
How come I didn't find this before!? Can't wait for tomorrow!
Hi stella! IF you're a person who stays and chats . . .
OMGG, so many Stellas' now. Miss Renard won't be pleased...
*laughs then goes to email Stella Renard whose account broke ages ago and nobody remembers her*
Can't stay. Archery! Bye!
Heyyy! How are you? ^^
I doubt i even met her.
Hi lynxia! I was actually writing quite a bit today. I think nagging must work.
May the fours be with you lynxia!
I'm good, stella. You?
I've been better, but surviving - Gotta go meet some fancy doctor-people tomorrow and see what's wrong x)
NEW BOOK COVER!! Squee! I can't wait for Kingdom of the Wicked! Hurry up Derek!!
So a school in Cork, eh?
...I LIVE IN CORK! YAAAY!
Meh. Fancy doctor-people. Hope you're okay again soon . . .
Which country do you live in? I'm not stalking you, i just want to figure out which an approximation time zone you're in . . .
I'm in england.
I hope they'll fix me; My boyfriend is going CRAZY with this whole thing..
I'm actually Finnish so that's where I'm living; Finland ^^
Cut the 'which' in that sentence.
Hi katniss! If you're a stayer. I just inventes that word right then. *nods*
Cool:)
So, your time is somewhere near mine coz we're both in europe . . .
I think I'm 2 hours ahead? Not sure, tho, I've ALWAYS sucked at geography and timezone stuff.. x)
Anyways, it's about 10pm here :) Uh.. That reminds me.. Shit. I've got an exam tomorrow and I've not even studied..
Well, Holland's, what, an hour ahead? Either that or an hour behind.
Damn exams.
Derek, I just read your response, THANK YOU SO MUCH. Perfect way to come home from school. Now I can go tell the others! Happiness!!!!
Ok now that my mom has offcially thought someone was murdering me. Im stable enough to speak. I think i screamed when Derek answered me back. In a happy way
Wait, Derek Landy... *gulp* Derek Landy talked to you?!
Wait, Derek Landy... *gulp* Derek Landy talked to you?!
Go to the page of comments 401-600 lol. I got a question that nagged multiple Ameriminions at my school answered.
It'll be a cat picture. Definitely cats.
Oh, and why does everyone but stupid Americans hate stupid Americans? I mean yeah, we suck at pretty much everything, and we're fat, and have a crappy economy, and our country is actually considering electing that screwball Romney, but we're not ALL bad! Why can't Derek do a tour here? Or AT LEAST have the rest of the books in print here. It takes so LONG to have them ordered... And my parents won't let me go to LA this summer. UGH! AMERICA SUCKS! I'm moving to Canada... There I go contradicting myself.
OMG! OMG! HI NEW BEST FRIEND! CAN YOU GET DEREK LANDY TO TALK TO ME???
Haa I know. If Derek goes to Wngland 4 years from now, I'll try to meet him. I got promised that for graduation I'm going to England. Heck I'll bring all 7+ books I have!
*England! See my autocorrect messed up
Please, PLEASE come to Galway, they're so many desperate Primary schools wanting to meet you, before we're off to Secondry! Well, make that the KIDS in the schools, not the schools themselves, because that would be really strange.
Yes, if Derek comes to NI Like he said he could arrange something when he replied to me (Oh My Ghastly, thats the first time EVER Ive go a response!) :D Then I will SO go. I don not CARE if I have to cancel this, drive here, drive there, annoy my Dad by screaming quotes from SP in the Car... I'm GOING. Wether it's near, in Armagh, where I live, or farther away, Belfast, about an hour away, I'm going. I actually hope it's in Belfast so I can go to Victoria Square and get a Frankie and Bennys :P Omnomnom! :)
Oh I think I'm sticking to my going to England plan. I got about...oh gosh i need to do math. 50+ kids to actually like SP And read the books. Just by a book talk back in winter. Sooo there are a lot of us Americans out there you just need to find us
Thunder storm!!!! I love thunder!!!! And rain. Unlike Davina Marr
It couldn't be the cover! That's impossible!
It must be another random Pixar-related image. Maybe Skulduggery Pleasant preparing to audition for Pixar's Day of the dead movie?
...Which would actually be pretty funny.
Thinking of this. Derek WOULD trick us all into thinking its the cover. See I so outsmarted thinking....AHHH LOUD THUNDER!!!!!
Of course, if it IS the cover, I might remember to actually place my order for Death Bringer (iv'e been so busy with Finals and coming up with reasons to say that i was to busy to remember to place my order...BAD Ameriminion!)
And if its NOT the cover, several thousand members of his Munchkin Army just might rebel and overthrow their Golden God.
You hear me, Mr. Landy! Give us the cover!!!
I feel like the Ameriminions. Are the violent ones. Lol. We soooo are. I. Guess having Dreylan Scarab AND Billy-Ray Sanguine AND Davina Marr from America rubs. Off and my friend who writing her little fan fiction just told me I got arrested in England....lovely. Yes she used my charector I created for her. I got arrested for apparently attempting to murder Val, I WOULDNT KILL HER or would I? *drmatic music*
I saw Helena Bonham Carter as China...
Omg I saw Dark Shadows!!!!!!!! Julia Hoffman was...demon
Barnabas was hilarious
Carolin was freaking epic
Can I get myself to randomly spazz out??? Naah I should go study for my Spanish final....naah. Ok yes. Idk!!! Why cant I have a reflection? No me gusta estudiar!!! (I dont like studying)
I LOVE Dark Shadows!!!!!!! One of the best films AFTER Harry Potter (1-8) of course! They were too EPIC to be replaced. Ever. Even if Skulduggery became a movie, HP and SP will share 1st place, but, as always, with nerds like me anyway, the books are the BEST. Yes. they are definitly the BEST.
Hola! Me llamo Miss Me. Me gusta Caballos, Skulduggery Pleasant y Harry Potter. Tengo treice anos! :)
Hola! Me llamo Zafira. Me gusta mucho leer. A mi le gusta Skulduggery Pleasant. Yo tengo catorce anos. Hola Senor Landy!
NOW FOR SOME IRISH! :D
Dia Duit! Is maith liom uachtar reoite!
That means Hi I like Ice Cream :P
i dont speak FLUENT Irish but I have bben learning It since I was 6/7, so I do speak alot ;)
Ta se te in Ard Macha! It is hot in Armagh :P
Hmmm I learned exactly one word. Lol. Open. I feel so smart. Actually no I speak Spanish really well. Actually i got a final in Spanish tomorrow
SATIRDAY IS HELENA BONHAM CARTER'S BIRTHDAY
My spanish exam is on tuesday. I have an oral on monday, its gonna be wierd cus I'll bust out laughing infront of the class because the teacher is funny looking :P
I got oral tomorrow. I got off for Memorial Day then Tuesday is written part. Haa I love my friends fan fic. I love how I casually end up in the prison that Scarab is in.
I like how EVERYONE ignored my presence here :P
Also, I have, like, 2 exams every day next week. Spanish, Science, Geography, English, Maths, and MOAR.
Hiiii!!!!!!!
Hai! :D
I love how it gets quiet once I get back from school lol. Now i going to have to get on early tomortow before school to see if Derek fools us or not
Mmmk so then offcially everyone exploded! Or did someone hire Billy-Ray? Heck I feel safe *has shadows ready* ill fight if i have to!!!!
Hello one, hello all! Prepare to become the three A's of entertainment! Astounded, amazed, and awesome'd! Notice that a'grammared didn't quite make the cut.
Someone!!!! Hiiiiii!!!!!!!!!
Hello! Pleasure to meet me, I'm sure.
Pleasure to meet you
Well then. We've seemed to have exhausted most possible conversation options. The only logical thing to do now is ask if you could have a superpower, what would it be?
Argh I think I'm gonna cry. I HATE this stupid stuff they make you do for Honours....I dont wanna be in Honours but I get forced D:
My super power? Mind reading
Derek, you are the best. I don't exactly feel your pain, cuz i'm not a super awesome author like you, but I do think you deserve... A break...
You have got to be the best... Wow.
Sadly, I also know you'll probably never see this...
And sadly, I know that what you really need is to start the next book...
He might!!!! He just probably is asleep. Or thinking of what he's doing to us. Or dreaming of cursing the Blog.
I doubt Derek's life revolves around the blog enough for him to think about cursing it... I wounded who on this blog he knows the names of... (i.e. me)
Anyway, g2g! Nice being back on for a few minutes.
Hmm what can possibly be the picture? Prolly cats...or something weird deffinetly not the cover. I should seriously go reread the series now. Gonna take me til the next book is released, Honours is to Derek's passion for cursing the Blog. The passion of cursing must be very similar. Except for accents. His accent is awesome. Mine isnt.
And I'm going to eat.
*glares* Dont try to fool me. Im smart....sorta
I love that....I'm hoping its an image for Kingdom of Ze Wicked!! WOO HOOOOOOOO
:D
that is all...
OMFG I NEARLY FORGOT. DEREK LANDY, you need to walk around Dublin, or something everyday after the 13th, for 7 days... or something.. :D haha
CUZ THATS WHEN I'LL BE THERE. At the moment, I can't exactly remember which day but I'll probably post agian... It's be soooo cool if I saw you there.... WOO!. YEAH
OH MY GOD DEREK SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!! OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD THANK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!!!!
*screams in excitement*
Hello, people. Molly has some brainy kid thing at school and I am really bord...
Smily faces creep me out.
... and there's nobody on...
Hmm... I am so bord.
And I feel so unloved.
tommorow, tommorow, its only a day awaaaaay
Yay! Go Canadiminions!!!!!
Not exactly sure how to pronounce that, but I'll get used to it!
Come here, Derek!!!!!
Come on, Derek! Rise and Shiiiine! c:
Hello!
....Derek commented about two hours after I left....if I'd just stayed for a little longer.... *sobs* DEREK, WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME?
*wails*
Derek commented?
Hi Willow
He did.
Hi Willow!
Hi Fire
I saw that. I really don't think he reads my comments...
Hi Nix!
*shruggs*
i cant belive that i missed him!
brb
k Nix
*is back and feeling a tiny bit better*
gtg. bye to whoever's here:)!!
Hi Eve!
now i really need to go.
Bye Fire
Bye Fire!
*is happy* I think he noticed me! I think that last thing was a reply to my "please come to Adelaide!" *bursts into a smile* Can't wait to see the schedule, Derek!!! *has fingers crossed for Adelaide*
I wonder what time today he will post his picture of something *coughKOTWcough*
I have to go now, I should be going to school but I'm not 'cos of the weather! BYE!
Probably tomorrow. Isn't it still Thursday for him?
Bye White Willow!
Bye Willow
It's Friday morning there
Eve, it's Friday for him, I should Know.
Luce's leaving?
.... :(
Okay. Well, he does post late sometimes...
*remembers days spent waiting for comp winner post*
Dinner bye!!
When did she say that?
Bye Eve
...the spector of darkness. The Woman In Black."
I'm seeing that at 6:20 xD
Tell me how un scary it is
Star said it further up.
"I got an email from luciana saying she's leaving blogland and she doesn't know when she'll be back:(
I'll miss her:("
Why would it be unscary?
Maybe it was from yesterday. On the last page she said she changed her mind about leaving, or something like that
I think that's more likely
Was that your response to my question or my "maybe"?
maybe, didn't see the question
It's unscary. I just know
You just know? You haven't seen it.
And I think it's meant to be more creepy than scary. Yes, there is a difference.
Also, there's a fly trying to beat its way through the ceiling. Stupid fly.
Now I'm going to see the movie. And even if it isn't horrific, the whole olden time story is-
Bye!
Hello all!!
*hands everyone a SP sticker*
Bye Eve
Hi Vistar
Hi Miss Cain
what are we going to talk about?
Hello,
Is it just my computer that doesn't have Derek's new post??
Hi Necro
Derek has a new post? What?
Yayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wait. TODAYS FRIDAY *partys*
he does not have a new post
Yeah, but for mio, in the land of OZ, i have to wait, and probalby won't see it until tomorrow
Hey Nixion,
Dammit sorry have to go.
Maybe talk tomorrow?
From
Necro
P.S this is pretty much the most awesome blog ever! ( My apoligies for my grammar).
;)
Bye Necro
bye Necro
Im gonna be a bit distant
must...beat.....MARK!!
be back later
Soon
Very soon
Bye!
bye Nix!
wow... you guys never shut up
i still don't know what to type
*rolls eyes*
Really?
Okay then. A topic.
...
*smiles reminicing*
Hair colours
My hairs black . My eyes are really dark brown.
Somehow this all seemed easier when others were doing it...
Dreams! The minds freakiest thoughts on a semi-subconcious level!
OHHHH
I had a dream the other night about meeting Derek, and the other night, and through out the last couple of weeks.
Yeah
You know, you guys should come on the weekend. There are others around that are better at making conversation than I am
I don't have dreams. I just fall asleep
Hello.
I used to dream. The one i remember most was a panda eating me...
Hi Cal!
I don't know, Nix. I reckon you're pretty good at making conversation.
Can't believe I missed Derek. *grumble*
... A panda eating you?
Well Im definetly not a good conversationist
Yes. My fmaily left me there, at the circus, to be eaten by a panda
YOU WANT CONVERSATION!
I'm not good at things like this. But random words strung together making a sentence few go along with
some family
Oh sorry . It was a dream
Well atleast it would've been an epic death.
Pandas are interesting creatures.
Pandas are endangered. So you might have made one unhungry and donated to endangered species cause...
But that sentence that is randomly strung together appear to be purposely strung together to give the illusion of randomness.
... That doesn't make sense.
Screw it, I'm watching Averngers tomorrow, by myself or with something, I DON'T CARE
Lucky you. My parents never take me to the theatre, youtube don't have it and the dvd ain't out
Not with my parents, they won't go with me
You could just compel one of your friends to watch it again.
Okay.
*seethes with annoyance*
That's what I'm doing. Problem is they all have toutor and stuff, so I'm picking one and not bothering with the rest
Make sure that they don't ruin it for you!
Are you alright, Viv?
The one I'm picking probably will, but the rest are hard to get there. So much damn extra school, and tight parents. This guy hopefully will be able to come. Otherwise I'll just see it on my own
yeah im okay.
Gag him! Ahahaha, what I would do to see that.
Did both of you get gagged instead?
...
I'm trying to figure out if this guy can come or not. He's never been very clear...
Well what has he said?
I already watched it anyways, but it would be cool if we watched Spiderman or Batman later
So... is that a yes for tomorrow?
That is really unclear...
I would interpret it for a no, but I'm not positively sure.
http://headlikeanorange.tumblr.com/post/23182072840
Relevant to your panda dream.
Riiiight...
Sorry. I was on Tumblr, saw that and immediately thought of you.
that's pretty cool
I don't like Tumblr. I'm not a fan of the whole liking things when others like them
The internet makes no sense
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyDjpJ_9Wa0&feature=relmfu
sorry, was beating Mark
*does victory dance*
Hello Calamity, Im Miss Cain
*gives Cal a SP sticker then goes back to victory dance*
Tumblr's wonderful though. It's another way of meeting other people from fandoms. I've met so many Skulduggery fans and the tag is brilliant!
And the best part? You. Don't. Know. Anyone. No people from school which is a massive relief.
Everyone at my school goes on Tumblr...
Hello Miss Cain!
okay, so the gun ain't comming
I'll have to go by myself... which my parents probably won't let me...
*guy
Maybe you'll just have to wait until the DVD comes out.
I'm not sure internet is weird
Or watch on youtube
CAN'T... THAT WOULD MEAN DOWNLOADING, AND CAN'T DO THAT
Just suggesting. And you might want to take off caps lock
IT SEEMS TO BE STUCK
Press shift all the time
THAT BUTTON HATES ME. IT SOMEONE SHUTS DOWN MY COMPUTER IF I HOLD IT TO MUCH
dinner time. bye. HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BYE VISTAR
Bye Viv!
cya Viv
I dedicate this page to Derek
manly because if he wasnt the awesomest author ever, we would be doing whatever it was we used to do.
and whatever we did back then wasnt insane
*does insane laugh*
Uh... Miss Cain, it's the person who came first who gets to dedicate
I don't care what ANYONE sayss about "Ohhhhh not scary so boring", that was a GREAT movie. I really really, really liked it.
Really?
THEY LIED TO ME!
Hi Eve
Eh, it's all right Nix.
Hello Eve!
Got to go now! Bye!
Bye Cal
I loved how they ended it. It wasn't one of those typical ending where they think everyone's okay and then something jumps out of the shadow and they're dead and then the credits. It's a good ending. It leaves you saying, "Aaaooeeeuuunnnngaaaahhhhh"
Bye Calamity!
Ha. I can hear Dad telling Mum how good the ending was xD
What I'm saying is that it's not the kind of movie everyone expected it to be. They thought it would be a full-on horror, so all the horror-loving people went to see it, expecting blood and guts and scream-out-loud moments, and they didn't get that. That's where you got all your bad reviews from. But if you know what it's like (I did because I read some of the book), then you'll love it. If you like that sort of stuff.
I know. It's the sort of mysterious thing, that makes you think
Yes?
hi finished dinner tasty:)
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