Yes, the rumours (and, er, the announcement in the back of a few books) are true- 2012 will see my second trip to Australia and New Zealand for a Skulduggery tour. I will spend two weeks in August- from the 6th to the 20th- going around meeting the Minions-who-talk-funny and signing whatever they have to sign. The first few days will be spent in NZ, then off to Oz. Details, such as exactly which cities I'll be visiting, shall be forthcoming as soon as I have them. I actually have no input into where I visit because my publishers do all the arranging, and I just go where I'm told to go.
My last tour, in 2010, was a huge success and every single day I was startled by the reaction. It was exhausting, with an astonishing amount of travel, but so worth it.
When I get back home, I have a little over a week to recover before the Ireland/UK tour kicks off. We're going to be doing something different this year- instead of heading over to the UK for 10 straight days, I'll be heading over for three weekends in a row. The plan is to pack as many signings in as possible on days when none of you will have school or college or work, so hopefully you can come along if you haven't had a chance to before. Again, further details will be available once I have them.
And now for something completely different...
How did you enjoy World Book Day? I know, I know, different countries have World Book Day at different times of the year, and some countries don't have World Book Day at all, so, the very term itself is kind of misleading... but ANYWAY...
I had a very good World Book Day, thank you very much. I was over in London with a bunch of other writers for a huge webcast thingy that was broadcast to three quarters of a million students across Ireland and the UK and, I don't know, possibly elsewhere. We each had five minutes onstage, which isn't a whole lot of time. I ended up talking about my dogs, for some reason. It was manic, but amusing.
Behind the scenes, however, was where the real fun was taking place. Put ten authors in a room, especially authors who write for young people, and after a while things are going to get slightly odd. And when a camera comes out to record interviews? Oh dearie me. I'm sure they'll be posted on worldbookday.com soon enough, so you can watch as responsible adults (such as me) turn into immature kids as we try to make each other laugh. Fun and games galore with Andy Stanton and Steve Cole and Chris Bradford, while Cressida Cowell looked on in astonishment. Eoin Colfer wasn't above having a bit of a lark himself, but Holly Webb and Jeremy Strong did the wise thing and stayed well away from the rest of us. Jacqueline Wilson, meanwhile, must have wondered what the hell was going on.
To end the webcast, we all trotted back onstage to meet The Duchess of Cornwall. I'm completely ignorant about all things royal family-ish, and I may have forgotten to stop chewing gum when I was shaking her hand. But I DID smile and say "pleased to meet you", so that was something, wasn't it? At least I didn't have my hands in my pockets, like Ronan O'Gara did when the Queen met the Irish rugby team.
Which, I have to say, I think is hilariously dim.
Annnnnyway...
I've been on TV quite a lot lately, and it's all thanks to World Book Day, so thank you, World Book Day, for interfering with my writing week. I was on the Alan Titchmarsh Show, which most of you know about, and then I was on Live With Gabby on Channel 5 a few days later, then I was on Elev8 on RTE yesterday, and on Tuesday morning I'll be on Ireland Am on TV3...
Good GOD. I'll be sick of myself, I swear I will.
And I can't even get away from myself in newspapers, either. The Guardian asked me to list my ten favourite villains from YA/children's fiction, and you can see if you agree with me by clicking here http://www.guardian.co.uk/childrens-books-site/2012/mar/01/derek-landy-top-ten?newsfeed=true .
( I didn't include any of MY villains, because obviously mine would be best, and I'm far too modest to proclaim that in a national newspaper.)
Okay, that's enough babbling. It's 2:30 in the afternoon and I haven't eaten anything yet. Must make lunch.
Oh! One last thing! Take a look at this video- http://www.standup.ie/index/ - which promotes standing up to homophobic bullying. I mean, life is hard enough to get through without bullies making things worse, and the only decent thing to do is stand up for your friends when they need you.
And NOW I'm going to make lunch.
Saturday, March 3, 2012
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*unleashes a thousand shadows at val*
*blurrs towards Melancholia, fangs bared*
Seriously. You do. I hate to be so mean, but you're just not hearing this. You bore the hell out of me. At first, you were cool. But my God, you got boring really fast. There's only so much of this brooding loner thing a girl can take before she really just needs someone to make her laugh. You're not a funny guy, Caelan.
*rips out calean's throat with a fist of shadow*
I don't understand.
Aww... I have to go for a few moments... Caelan, I will catch up on this conversation in a few minutes! WE're on pause!
*slashes shadows at Valkyrie's throat*
Wait...
You can't tell jokes.
*silent*
I shall be waiting, my love.
*stitches up throat*
*falls over and vanishes*
No, I mean I don't understand why you're saying these things.
*kills MELANCHOLIA*
What sound does a pause make? I think it would be a sort of...pop
*Pop!*
*dissapeares*
You must DIE!!!!!!
*hurls streams of fire into everyone*
You died ages ago, Mevolent.
Idiot.
*looks at Mevolent*
Caelan sad. Caelan angry. Caelan SMASH!!!!
so did calean... and meloncholia is in a coma!... back to killing you:
*surrounds everyone in a giant block of ice*
Should I use my invisibility in Blogland for good or for evil?
*flys towards Mevolent*
And you just missed another joke. See?
Hi Skulbug
*turns back into Vile*
*smashes through ice with shadows and gives Val the peace sign*
GrrrrArgh!
I dedicate this page to people being themselves and not dead characters.
It's Fletcher, isn't it?
*grabs Valkyrie's arm* I can change.
Fletcher has nothing to do with this, other than I can't believe I've had to break up with two guys in the space of a week.
*watches*
*Stabs lord vile with a dagger of flaming stone*
(Grr... It got all messed up...)
That's not going to do it.
Then you can change.
Excuse me?
*absorbes blow and slices Mevolent's head off*
*watches again*
You can do what I say for once. Have you never thought that the reason you are unhappy is because you never obey me?
Seriously? No, that thought never entered my head.
I only want what's best for you.
Let go of my arm.
Why? Do you think I'd break it? I would never hurt you, Valkyrie. This? This isn't pain. *squeezes* This is nothing compared to the agony I feel in my heart. A bruise, a broken bone is paltry.
shotgun flecther
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Caelan, let go of me right now.
(Someone will have to be Fletcher soon...)
im fletcher
*sneers* Why? So you can run away from me? So you can leave me, and fall into the arms of another? Who is he, Valkyrie?
(No, you're 'Flechter'. You misspelled it.)
*sits in Australia, doing God knows what until i get a call later*
NUKE!!!!!!
everyone is dead now...
now go read my blog!!!!!!!!!!!!
There's no one else, you psycho.
Stop lying to me!
*twists arm and yanks it from Caelan's grip*
fixed it!
*still in Australia*
*walks in sighing*
My conscience and I are fighting... My head is throbbing and my heart is pounding with what we're fighting about...
*an explanation is on the way*
btw, I saw and commented Jakro...
This is why Derek thinks we're all insane!!!!!!!!!!
no, he thinks we're insane because we're insane
*catches Valkyrie across the jaw with fist* *hand closes around her throat and slams her against wall*
My conscience wants me to stop coming here and focus on what's going on at home, but I don't want to leave. I like it here and hanging out with you guys. You're funny and you guys are the only friends I talk to... I don't talk to anyone else. I don't have other friends...
Who is he? Who are you with? Give me his name!
My conscience says that I should stop now and stay away from here for a bit, but I already tried that and it didn't work... I just keep coming back...
im leaving in an hour
I'm fighting a battle with myself and don't know what to do! I want to stay, but my conscience says otherwise...
*sigh*
I don't know what to do...
*clutches Caelan's hand and tries to prise it off, but can't* *head is poundinbg and lights dance before eyes*
*pounding
*hugs Hope*
If you want a break, take a break.
The blog will always be here, and we'll always be waiting.
*grip is released*
*slumps to a sitting position*
*strokes Vlakyrie’s face gently*
Thanks Sparky. :) I didn't think you were still here... Thank you.
I'm always here Hope.
Watching...
and that creaps everyone out Sparky
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Valkyrie. I didn't mean to strike you. I would never hurt you, you know that. But sometimes... sometimes you just have to listen to me, and do what I say. Now, if you tell me there is no one else, then I believe you. Of course I do. Because I love you. Do you understand me?
*laughs at 'Fletcher's comment*
See? You guys are funny. I will miss it here, if I leave...
*nods*
*smiles, takes her hands and raises her slowly to her feet* Are you alright?
I'm OK.
*smiles* I love you.
*snaps palms against the air and Caelan is sent flying backwards*
*lands in a crouch, and leaps at Valkyrie*
*sigh*
Now I got to go... Maybe I'll be back tonight. It's 4:09 PM here...
Now I gotta go. BYE!!!
My minions are insane
DEREK!!!
Oh my golden god, I'm hyperventilating.
HELLO!!
*sends shadows to intercept, pulling him from the air and driving him head first into the ground*
DEREK!!!!
OH MY GOLDEN GOD!!!! DEREK LANDY!!!
:D
JAKRO!!!! *destroys Jakro*
I'm FREAKING OUT right now!!!
It's just Jakro
*does little victory dance*
I've seen Derek on Blogger! Yay!
DEREK? ARE YOU STILL HERE? SAY HELLO NIXION (that's my blog name, this is just temporary)
JAKRO!
It's just Jakro, guys
hahahahahaha
*reads profile*
...Jakro...you SON OF A ************* **************** ***************, ******** **** ********** ***********S!
I hate you.
*kills Jakro*
carry on Eve and Val
Val, it's just Jakro.
*throws rock at Jakro*
I. HATE. YOU.
hahahahahaha... that was fun!
*goes to hands and knees, dazed*
just ignore him guys... forever
just ignore him guys... forever
And now you're hated by everyone.
*strangles Jakro*
I hate you!
*climbs tree-house and curls up in hammock*
HAHAHA!!! YOU ARE HILARIOUS JAKRO!!!
XD THAT MADE ME LAGH SOOO MUCH!
You know what... I'm leaving. Valkyrie, we shall continue this later. Call me. *makes 'call me' gesture*
I don't hate him, he made me laugh when I was sad. That's what friends are for. :)
awww
later, when i can't be Fletcher
You are so FUNNY, Jakro!!!
HE WAS TRYING TO ANNOY US, NOT TRYING TO BE FRIENDLY.
DAMN CAPS LOCK.
*sobs*
...AND DYMOCKS!
*leaves*
he's as bad as Dylan
Stupidus-Spellium!
Jakro sucks. *voice is filled with disgust*
*leaves*
Sorry, Nixion, but my mum will be screaming at me any second now. I'm still in my pyjamas, you see. Bye now! *smiles at all except for Jakro* That wasn't even remotely funny.
not fooling anyone
*leaves*
I'm leaving now.
Jakro, I hope you're happy that we all hate you now.
*makes rudest gesture I can think of and vanishes*
it was a joke... god... but derek probably would say that
Bye Eve, Mist, Val, Spakry, Lavendar
*leaves*
I don't care if he was trying to annoy me. What he did was make me laugh when everyone else, except Sparky, was fighting about something or other.
:) I thought it was a good joke. :P :)
And he'd probably wring your little neck for trickinbg us in such a rude way. Or at least I hope he would.
Bye everyone who's leaving!
I'm going to leave in a sec too.
*tricking
FANGIRL MOMENT
YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY
DEREKS COMING TO AUSTRALIA HOPEFULLY HE COMES TO BRISBANE ON A WEEKEND SO I CAN MEET HIM
Hello Amelie Espirit. :)
*pats Jakro on the back*
I thought it was good. After I found out that it was you, I couldn't stop laughing at my own stupidity. :P Don't worry, I'm not mad.
if only I could have seen the looks on their faces
But now I really have to go. :P
You made my day Jakro!!!
BYE! :D
anyone still here?
I know... but if it had happened to someone else, you would have laughed.
Back.
I'm here, but I don't want to talk to you. You played the meanest joke of all time on us. There are some people, like me, who want to meet Derek more than anything in the world. Meeting him would mean everything. It would be the best thing to ever happen. So being able to talk to him would be one of the closest things to meeting him. But when you mess with that chance, and get our hopes up, then tell us it wasn't real, it's one of the meanest things anyone could ever do. It not only humiliates us, but it makes us upset beyond belief. So I hope you're happy, Jakro, for hurting me like that.
I'm sorry about that, ok... now run along and try to kill me... OK?
No. I'm just going to ignore you, because I don't want you to say something else that makes me upset. You've already done that several times today.
Jakro, what you did is far too bad for you to simply be killed.
You need to learn a lesson.
Heya Val!
Hey... I want to meet Derek as much as the next guy(unless the next guy isn't a minion) but the simple fact remains... oh my, I have no clue where I've been going with this.
Hi Sparky!
Brb...
E-mail.
If I got a box that said Book Depository on it and it's from the UK, what do you think is in it?
And if I was waiting for some books, lets say, the last 3 books of a certain skeleton detective, what do you think it could be? It's from the UK and it's in my mom's name cause she bought them for me! Do you guys think this is it???
Yesterday, I got a book in the mail, but it was from school. So now I'm wondering if this is the real deal.
Waiting for answers before opening...
It could be... Now I want my copy of TEOTW to get here!
Comment window closed...
Ugh... I want TEOTW too!!!!!!
*screams*
...
*kicks rock into lake*
Hmm.
*cliff appears*
Better...
*Is opening the box now...*
I really hope this is it. Last time, it was the school book. But this box says that it's from the UK! I just have to hope.
AAAHHHHH!!!!
I really did scream btw... hehe
IT'S DARK DAYS!!!! AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I'M SOOOO HAPPY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
Read.
YAY FOR LAVENDER! I felt that way two Christmases ago... I opened the box to find a Dark Days and Mortal Coil and I almost forgot to open the other presents...
... it's the hardcover... I'm still happy about it, and it's huge! But I thought the paper back had something else to it... unless it was for a different book...
*screams again*
I AM reading it!
go lavender!!!!!!!!
Good Hope.
You should leave until you're done... I don't want to accidentally give away spoilers, and this is a distraction!
When it comes to reading an SP book for the first time, you have to ignore the Blog until you finish.
*scowls at word document*
No.
*closes document*
true dat
* walks up to the edge of my cliff and looks down*
Hmm...
Flat, mossy rocks that are being bombarded by waves.
I'm having so much trouble writing Chapter Eight right now...
Okay then, bye guys!!! See you when I finish! Since it's the weekends, YES!, I think I could finish it in two days!
XD BBBYYYEEEE!!!!
And this is how it SHOULD have happened.
http://i1232.photobucket.com/albums/ff372/NeoZathier/DereksRetort.png
I hope you realize how hard I tried to make this look authentic, changing the times the comments were posted, expanding the sizes of the blanks and such.
*nudges Fletcher* Can you change your name back? It makes me uncomfortable to be around people named Fletcher.
I'm not here
Wait, that was the old one.
http://i1232.photobucket.com/albums/ff372/NeoZathier/DereksRetort-1.png
Please look at that image...
*steps back from the edge of the cliff*
*faces others*
sorry, i didn't change it back from beofre
OH, GOD NO! STOP!
How DARE you mist, you should never put words against another bloglander... EVER!!!!!!!
I'll do what I want, Jakro. I don't like you.
*grabs Sparky's arm*
Do. Not.
*hugs Sparky* How are you? I feel like we haven't talked in a while... Except over email...
Do not what Zath?
Still not here
I'm not the greatest Val.
*grumbles darkly*
Forget it.
*leaves*
Hmmm... Me either. *offers ice cream to Sparky* Want some?
First
1st
no
And now this works.
No ice cream Val.
*faces cliff again*
The picture works so well.
don't like the name though
Change it back
I will. When I am no longer the Rage Incarnate.
This is more effort, but it might have a bigger effect...
I'll just have to wait and see.
It makes the font look better.
What about...
This is more effort, but it might have a bigger effect...
I'll just have to wait and see.
it does, doesn't it?
Ooo... I like that.
Yay! I got first, the old fashioned way, where no one hit the button a billion times instead of posting individual comments. I dedicate the page to Sparky.
She's always nice to me. If I'm upset, she cheers me up. If I'm angry, she'll help me calm down. If I'm fighting, she takes my side. She's never been rude to me, ever, and she is possibly the nicest person here. Nicer than me, for sure. Sparky, you're like an older sister, just somewhere too far for me to visit you. I wish I could meet you, because it would be so much fun and we'd be great friends together, even more so than on the blog. So you deserve to have this page dedicated to you, and I want you to know that you ROCK.
hey guys! Im new here, and i love SP
Nah. More like:
It's more effort but it might have a better effect.
And it does.
Hello Ryan. I'm Valkyrie.
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