Saturday, March 3, 2012

Heading Down Under Again!

Yes, the rumours (and, er, the announcement in the back of a few books) are true- 2012 will see my second trip to Australia and New Zealand for a Skulduggery tour. I will spend two weeks in August- from the 6th to the 20th- going around meeting the Minions-who-talk-funny and signing whatever they have to sign. The first few days will be spent in NZ, then off to Oz. Details, such as exactly which cities I'll be visiting, shall be forthcoming as soon as I have them. I actually have no input into where I visit because my publishers do all the arranging, and I just go where I'm told to go.

My last tour, in 2010, was a huge success and every single day I was startled by the reaction. It was exhausting, with an astonishing amount of travel, but so worth it.

When I get back home, I have a little over a week to recover before the Ireland/UK tour kicks off. We're going to be doing something different this year- instead of heading over to the UK for 10 straight days, I'll be heading over for three weekends in a row. The plan is to pack as many signings in as possible on days when none of you will have school or college or work, so hopefully you can come along if you haven't had a chance to before. Again, further details will be available once I have them.

And now for something completely different...

How did you enjoy World Book Day? I know, I know, different countries have World Book Day at different times of the year, and some countries don't have World Book Day at all, so, the very term itself is kind of misleading... but ANYWAY...

I had a very good World Book Day, thank you very much. I was over in London with a bunch of other writers for a huge webcast thingy that was broadcast to three quarters of a million students across Ireland and the UK and, I don't know, possibly elsewhere. We each had five minutes onstage, which isn't a whole lot of time. I ended up talking about my dogs, for some reason. It was manic, but amusing.

Behind the scenes, however, was where the real fun was taking place. Put ten authors in a room, especially authors who write for young people, and after a while things are going to get slightly odd. And when a camera comes out to record interviews? Oh dearie me. I'm sure they'll be posted on worldbookday.com soon enough, so you can watch as responsible adults (such as me) turn into immature kids as we try to make each other laugh. Fun and games galore with Andy Stanton and Steve Cole and Chris Bradford, while Cressida Cowell looked on in astonishment. Eoin Colfer wasn't above having a bit of a lark himself, but Holly Webb and Jeremy Strong did the wise thing and stayed well away from the rest of us. Jacqueline Wilson, meanwhile, must have wondered what the hell was going on.

To end the webcast, we all trotted back onstage to meet The Duchess of Cornwall. I'm completely ignorant about all things royal family-ish, and I may have forgotten to stop chewing gum when I was shaking her hand. But I DID smile and say "pleased to meet you", so that was something, wasn't it? At least I didn't have my hands in my pockets, like Ronan O'Gara did when the Queen met the Irish rugby team.


Which, I have to say, I think is hilariously dim.

Annnnnyway...

I've been on TV quite a lot lately, and it's all thanks to World Book Day, so thank you, World Book Day, for interfering with my writing week. I was on the Alan Titchmarsh Show, which most of you know about, and then I was on Live With Gabby on Channel 5 a few days later, then I was on Elev8 on RTE yesterday, and on Tuesday morning I'll be on Ireland Am on TV3...

Good GOD. I'll be sick of myself, I swear I will.

And I can't even get away from myself in newspapers, either. The Guardian asked me to list my ten favourite villains from YA/children's fiction, and you can see if you agree with me by clicking here http://www.guardian.co.uk/childrens-books-site/2012/mar/01/derek-landy-top-ten?newsfeed=true .

( I didn't include any of MY villains, because obviously mine would be best, and I'm far too modest to proclaim that in a national newspaper.)

Okay, that's enough babbling. It's 2:30 in the afternoon and I haven't eaten anything yet. Must make lunch.


Oh! One last thing! Take a look at this video- http://www.standup.ie/index/ - which promotes standing up to homophobic bullying. I mean, life is hard enough to get through without bullies making things worse, and the only decent thing to do is stand up for your friends when they need you.


And NOW I'm going to make lunch.



4,809 comments:

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Lynxia Lost said...

Bye Blue!

Gabriel said...

I'm back if anyone noticed that I was gone.

Eve the ROCK said...

Sweet Gorilla of Manilla!

Lynxia Lost said...

WB Gab.

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi bat

Zathract Mist said...

Bye Blue.

And thanks. I like jelly, but not on donuts.

Zathract Mist said...

Argh. Gtg to Guitar Lessons now. Bye!!

*hugs Eve and vanishes*

Lynxia Lost said...

I gotta go! Bye!

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Mist! *hugs*

I gotta go too. Bye!

Sparky Braginski said...

*growls*

I missed Shadow AND she didn't update her blog!

Sparky Braginski said...

Hell, I missed EVERYONE!

Eve the ROCK said...

Wait I'm not here

Unapplicable. said...

Derek! You amazing person! :D I'm so glad you're coming down - this is the first time I am actually aware that you're coming down so... I inevitably am going to meet you somehow. I was kind of hoping you could come to my school but if not, The Children's Bookshop works too - I'll just have to go force them to contact your publishers.
I'm just jealous. You've met Eoin Colfer? Pffft. I really do hope I get to see you because that would be my dream come true. Y'know - because my dream is to meet Derek Landy. Honest. I'm not even lying. And our accents aren't funny, yours are ^^

Unapplicable. said...
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Unapplicable. said...
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Unapplicable. said...

Anyone there?

Eve the ROCK said...

SLAUGHTERHOUSE!!!

Zathract Mist said...

Eve I'll try to get on again in half an hour or so.

Zathract Mist said...

If you're still here.

Zathract Mist said...

Which I hope you are

Zathract Mist said...

Anyway

Zathract Mist said...

1st

Zathract Mist said...

1st

Zathract Mist said...

1st

Zathract Mist said...

Page goes to Eve the ROCK.

I'm 3 pages ahead now, Evie.

Hopefully be on again in half an hour. Or there abouts

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi

Eve the ROCK said...

Ugh!

Eve the ROCK said...

Grr

Zathract Mist said...

Gonna have to do better if you want to catch up. ;)

*hugs*

Eve the ROCK said...

*smiles* I'll catch up. You wait and see

Eve the ROCK said...

*hugs*

Zathract Mist said...

We'll see.

*laughs*

Eve the ROCK said...

*grins then stops* Agh! There's something in my hair!

Zathract Mist said...

It isn't a wasp is it?

*panicks*

Zathract Mist said...

Oh no! Gtg now , Eve. Bye!!

*hugs tightly and vanishes*

Eve the ROCK said...

No, it's not a wasp. *feels around in hair* It feels like there's a ridge in my scalp or something! *starts picking at scalp*

Eve the ROCK said...

Okay. Bye! *hugs*

*continues to pick at scalp*

Eve the ROCK said...

Someone come on here. I need to survey someone for my homework!

Eve the ROCK said...

Ugh! Fine! I'll just survey my little brother!

Unapplicable. said...
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Eve the ROCK said...

Hm?

Eve the ROCK said...

Who was dat?

Eve the ROCK said...

Grr. *sets up security camera, then remembers Paranormal Activity and quickly takes them down* I don't want to know.

Gabriel said...

Is anyone here?

Eve the ROCK said...

Present!

Gabriel said...

Hi Eev.

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi colbat

Gabriel said...

*stomps ground*

Damn it. I thought you forgot.

Eve the ROCK said...

I thought you forgot Eev.

Gabriel said...

I will never forget EEV!

My name is Gabriel Cobalt.

Eve the ROCK said...

Will be a bit slow to commentio.

Eve the ROCK said...

And my name is Eve. But Eev's alright I guess. Colbat.

Eve the ROCK said...

I need you to do something for me, Gab. I need you to do everything you can to prevent Mist from ever getting first again. Can you do that?

Eve the ROCK said...

Where'd you go?

Eve the ROCK said...

Ugh. Do you have any idea how embarrassing it is to be talking to yourself and then realising it AFTERWARDS?

Very.

Eve the ROCK said...

Well, I may as well go ahead...

Eve the ROCK said...

Derek! PLEASE come to Adelaide! PLEASE! I beg of you! As the Skulbassador of South Australia, I...

Hehe. Skulduggery and Ambassador. Skulbassador. I made that one up, so.... TM, people!

Yeah. Anyway, pleeeeeeeease! I REALLY want to meet you! Really! I want to meet you soooo much!!! Pleeease!

Eve the ROCK said...

And someone PLEASE tell Derek how to read comments past the first page, for those of you lucky enough to get first page....*grumbles*

Anyway, you click on the post title, and the Newest, Oldest stuff appears, and yeah, you can read ma commentios.

Eve the ROCK said...

Mist, please come on. I miss talking to people other than myself. Myself is boring,we have nothing in common. Pleeeease come on!

Eve the ROCK said...

*looks around room and spots ufinished maths homework* Oh yeah. You.

Eve the ROCK said...

*unfinished

Eve the ROCK said...

Okay, this is not funny anymore. I'm BORED. And that's everyone's problem. *wears king's robe* I AM KING HEROD!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

*reads through comments* Oh wow, I am such a weirdo.

*waits patiently for other people without talking*

Gabriel said...

I'm a weirdo too. I was just doing chores...
Might disappear again, Eve.

Eve the ROCK said...

kay

Eve the ROCK said...

My comment disappeared....:(

Gabriel said...

Damn it. I meant Eev.

Eve the ROCK said...

Hehe.

Eve the ROCK said...

I can't find the comp on the site...

Gabriel said...

EevEevEevEevEevEevEevEevEev

Eve the ROCK said...

Colbat.

Eve the ROCK said...

Have you read TEOTW?

Anonymous said...

did mr. derek answer my question?

Gabriel said...

I havent read the end of the world

Anonymous said...

i hate blogs

Eve the ROCK said...

Oh. Okay. *zips lip*

Gabriel said...

Hi American.

Gabriel said...

Eve I know it's you.

Gabriel said...

Eev I meant.

Eve the ROCK said...

It's not me.

Eve the ROCK said...

I have to go now. Bye!

Eve the ROCK said...

It's NOT ME. Grr! Bye

Gabriel said...

Really?

American you still there?

Stephanie Edgley said...

Refreshing

Lavender Hope said...
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Silastrix said...

Mr. Landy, I would say I'm your biggest fan, but you may have already heard that billions of times.
And I mean billions.
When I finish writing my book, The Dragon Bandit, I will name you as one of my inspirations. Cool, huh? It's 500 pages (and still writing...)
Thing is, though, I'm from America, and I wish more than just the first three books would sell here. (Don't worry, though! I've already remedied that by ordering the next ones for myself online!)
I would add perhaps millions of more things, but I think I would bore you to death with my rambling on of how awesome you and Mr. Pleasant are.
Cheers and good luck with The End of the World!
-Silastrix

P.S. I totally agree with you on Count Olaf being on one of the top ten villains.

Eve the ROCK said...

It's not me, and I could disappear at any minute coz dad might turn the Internet off

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Now that i have come back from my small little world :) I did something for school today called a Book Talk....our teacher had us do a one minute talk on a book and i did Dark Days.... think i terrified my teacher when i explained about Scarab's plan :D

Lavender Hope said...

wow... we are really close to the 5000 limit...

I think school just got easier for me. :P but, I'm going to need to catch up still so I might not be back today... maybe, maybe not. not sure about that.

I'm not telling my name. said...

Hey, Derek. It's me again. I just want to tell you something that would please you since I read somewhere on your blog that you like the Hellboy comics (as do I) and I thought you should know that there are Hellboy NOVELS. Not comic books, actual pages of words novels! They were written about a decade or less ago and my favourite is called The All Seeing Eye, which features Liz and Abe. You might like those novels :)

Forest said...

derek COME TO USA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UGH....... DEREK WE SHOULD HAVE A VOTE ON WERE U GO NEXT! do u agrrey? ok good!!!!!!!!!! so i think u can put polls on the blog. so after u do that, for the choses you will put usa and then anywere else youv wanted to go to!!!!! see easy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Forest said...

4877th!

PatienceDark said...

Hey Derek. Not sure if you'll ever get this far down and read this, but I thought I'd have a go regardless.

I've been a fan of the Skulduggery series for years (I got onboard about the time of 'Playing with Fire', so you can work out exactly how long. I can't be bothered) and have followed this blog since its beginning, though I've never posted before. I just wanted to share a story with you...

I work as a 1-2-1 SEN LSA in a school in Essex, England. For those of you not familiar with teaching abbreviations, I'll explain what that means. I work one on one with a 9 year-old boy in a year 5 class who has severe behavioural needs. My job is to support him and help him to improve his behaviour and progress academically, as he is working at way below the recommended level for a child his age. I've been with him since November last year and there has been significant progress in his attention span, behaviour and compliance with school policy, as well as his school work. The one area he continues to struggle in is his reading.

The boy, who I'll call 'H' so I don't get sued, comes from a less-then-supportive family where he is pretty much ignored by his mother and allowed to roam about the neighbourhood to his heart’s content. He is shown very little support at home. I doubt he has ever been sent to bed with a bedtime story and as a result has much more experience of 'Call of Duty' then books. He hates reading. No passion of reading has ever been distilled in him and so, despite the fact that he is a capable reader, he refuses to read at school and usually kicks up a huge fuss.

That's where you come in.

You already have several devoted fans in my class who almost fell off their chairs in excitement when I told them they could get a Skulduggery Pleasant book with their book voucher last week. And of course, I turned up to school on Monday with my own copy of 'The End of the World', which I showed to H. The cover has a picture of a skeleton on it, which is enough to sell it to him, so I read the blurb and explain a bit about Skulduggery and Valkyrie and he is understandably intrigued. I ask him if he would like to read the book, not by himself but with me reading the words and him following along. He agreed, which is a big step for him, and we crack on with chapter 1. I have to stop every now and again to ensure he understands what certain words mean. I also act out some of the actions and facial expressions (the other kids who sit nearby think I’m bonkers) and question him almost constantly about the story. 'Why do you think Ryan did that?', 'What do you think Valkyrie thinks of Ryan now?', 'What would you have done in that situation?' etc.

H answers. He laughs along at the jokes. He plays a game at break time with his friend where they pretend to jump out of a window and float to the ground. He asks if we can read some more of the book after lunch. He keeps a piece of paper with our current page number on it in his draw. He writes out the first letter of each chapter (the illuminated ones with the pictures) on a piece of paper and tries to rearrange them into words, convinced that there is a secret message in there. He has tried on more than one occasion to join the Munchkin army on the school's laptops. He has made me draw dozens of pictures of Skulduggery for him to copy and colour. In short, he is hooked.

T.B.C.

PatienceDark said...

Now, I'm sure you're rubbing your hands together with glee contemplating this new recruit to your army and anticipating the glorious praise and devotion that he will soon start to rain down upon you. But the reason I decided to share this story with you is about more than that. This is a child who was slipping through the cracks in the education system. Who took 4 years to get someone like me in to support him. Who, as far as I know, has never shown interest in a book in his life. And here he is, happier than I've ever seen him, sitting still and quiet, mesmerised by your words and finding a home in a book for the first time. As his teacher as well as an avid lifelong reader, I find this a truly remarkable and wonderful thing.
I just wanted to say thank you on his behalf, knowing he (and possibly you) will never read this, but simply so grateful that I had to share it.

Thank you for all your hard work over the years, and for those yet to come.

Patience

(Sorry about double-posting. Word limit :P)

Serena })i({ said...

YAYAYAYAYAYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're coming to Australia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Forest said...

hi?

Rose Black said...

Wait, did you say the IRELAND/uk tour?????

Rose Black said...

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bluebird said...

,

ki-chan~ said...

PLEASE COME TO ADELAIDE <3 I UTTERLY LOVE YOUR BOOKS AND HAVE EVERY SINGLE ONE EVEN THE WORLD BOOK DAY ONE AND UTTERLY FREAKED OUT WHEN I HEARD YOU WERE COMMING TO AUSTRALIA. TT^TT I HOPE YOU COME HERE AND I GET TO SEE YOU BECAUSE ITS A DREAM TO MEET MY WRITING INSPIRATION~! <3!

Jakro Tintreach said...

anyone here?

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Zathract Mist said...

Even though this post is also going to be filled up pretty quickly, I know that you're all going to go here after you use up the space on Book 7.
You all talk too much.

Anyway, the point of this is; I'm leaving. I don't know for how long. It could be for a year, it could be for three hours after I finish my accursed English Assignment given by my Art teacher.
The point IS, I'm leaving and won't be coming back for an indefinite period of time.
And I don't want to say it on the current post, because...I don't know. Because I'm stubborn like that.

So that's that and everything's dandy. I'll be gone by the time you read this, and I'm not watching the comments either.
Bye.

Zathract Mist said...

Oh, and bye, Lavender. If you decide to leave, I hope you know that you're doing the right thing.
Bye again.

Sparky Braginski said...

ZATHRACT MIST, IF YOU HURT EVE IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM, I WON'T REST TILL I FIND AND PUNISH YOU.

Sparky Braginski said...

Just gettin' ready.

Sparks said...
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Sparky Braginski said...

DYLAN YOU LITTLE F*CKWIT!!!

Nixion Strange said...

Huh. I got last

Eve the ROCK said...

Everyone here?

Unapplicable. said...

We are all so amazing.

Nixion Strange said...

... what did Mist say?

Zathract Mist said...

DYLAN, EVEN FOR A PSYCHOPATH WHO JUST TRIED TO COMMIT SUICIDE, YOU ARE STILL STUPID AS EVER!

Nixion Strange said...

brb
im righting the next one

Nixion Strange said...

Mist, please don't leave

Eve the ROCK said...

....why were you leaving then, Mist?

Zathract Mist said...

Nixion, that was hours ago.

Zathract Mist said...

I already explained this.

Sparky Braginski said...

Brb.

Lavender Hope said...

*comes in*

well, that was fast. Nice Nix! you got last!

...that rhymed... :P

Nixion Strange said...

no, that was only a few minutes ago

Ebony Law said...

Mist, don't criticise me! You're the one that makes multiple posts to get first.

Zathract Mist said...

No it wasn't. Can you read?

Lavender Hope said...

Not THAT much!

Lavender Hope said...

*is trying something*

brb...

Nixion Strange said...

it says it was four minutes before eveyone got here

Zathract Mist said...

I'll criticize you all the bloody hell I want, pickle. Firstly you deserve it and secondly, when I double post it is 3 at the most.
That other day when you were being stupid (again) and getting all smart-ass on me for posting 11 times was Brandon's fault. (this kid from my school who decided to press my iPod)

Zathract Mist said...

Look at the time when Sparky came in with all the caps yelling at Dylan. THAT is the time everyone came in, Nix.

Ebony Law said...

Back off, Mist. Not in the mood.

Nixion Strange said...

yeah, and it says four minutes
I'm not blind

Nixion Strange said...

oh, sorry

Wait, why were people here hours ago?

Sparky Braginski said...

Teehee.

Sparks said...

Well Dylan, neither is Zathract, apparently.

Or Sparky, for that matter.

Zathract Mist said...

Because they found out I commented here.

What's up, pickle? Can't think of anything to say? Because, funnily enough, whenever I get on the offensive, you NEVER seem to be in the mood.
is that it, pickle? Are you intimidated by me? That's sad.

Lavender Hope said...

okay, I give! It didn't work! How do you get another profile account with the same account!

*shouts in frustration*

HOW DO YOU GUYS DO IT???

Nixion Strange said...

I think you have to have another email account

Sparky Braginski said...

Create a new google e-mail address.

Nixion Strange said...

brb

Zathract Mist said...

And then open a new web browser. Chrome and Firefox for example.

Ebony Law said...

Zathract, I tried to kill myself yesterday. It isn't just a normal everyday thing. So you'll excuse me if I'm a little bit weary.

Nagier said...

And then you can be two people at once.

*grins darkly*

Ebony Law said...

Or a new tab, which would be easier.

Zathract Mist said...

I don't give a crap, pickle, that was your decision wasn't it? If you don't want to get harassed for things you deserve to be harassed for then bugger off.

Sparky Braginski said...

Dylan, why are you pick on Zath?

Sparks said...

Dylan, why are you only bugging Zathract?

Zathract Mist said...

No, tabs don't work, it's the same browser so you have the same account.

Lavender Hope said...

*sigh*

Finally! That was the answer I was waiting for that whole time! Thank you.



Brb.

Sparky Braginski said...

*looks at Crucify*

Ew...

Unapplicable. said...

Oh that's good.

Sparks said...

*scowls at Sparly*

Let's not do that again, shall we?

Ebony Law said...

No, tabs work, nimrod.

Zathract Mist said...

...Just gonna ignore that one...

Zathract Mist said...

If they worked, pickle, then I wouldn't have to use different browsers.

Sparky Braginski said...

Actually, tabs don't work, double-nimrod.

Ebony Law said...

I'm not going to sit here and play name-calling with you. Let's do something else. Anything.

And I must have a newer version of computer than you. Because two tabs works for me.

Nagier said...

Idiot, pickle. We would know considering we're the ones doing it all.

Ebony Law said...

I've used two accounts before.

Zathract Mist said...

No. I have the newest model of Windows out considering we get each one the exact day they come out for free as a courtesy from Maquarie University.

Sparks said...

That's true Nag.

*looks at him*

*shrugs and starts carving the tree with shadows*

Ebony Law said...

No, dipstick, I probably have a newer version. It's a touchscreen. I must just have better internet, because it allows me to use two tabs for different accounts.

Lavender Hope said...

um. I have to go quickly...

*doing laundry*

Ebony Law said...

Bye, Lav. I'd hug you, but since your spaz-attack yesterday, I decide not to.

Zathract Mist said...

Internet connection makes absolutely no difference.
And neither does touch screen. The performance level of the device you use make no difference to Google Accounts you dumbass.

Unapplicable. said...

See you, Lav.

Zathract Mist said...

Or perhaps you use some crap thing like Yahoo Accounts.

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye lav

Ebony Law said...

Well, something must be better on here because I can use two tabs for different accounts.

Let's talk about something else, shall we?

Ebony Law said...

No, I use Google Accounts.

Sparky Braginski said...

Bye Lav.

Don't treat Lav like that Dylan , you're the one who kissed her.

Zath, e-mail.

Zathract Mist said...

Then you're lying. Tabs don't work.

Ebony Law said...

Tabs do work. All I have is Internet Explorer, not chrome or Firefox.

Zathract Mist said...

Checking, Sparky.

Sparky Braginski said...

We have less than forty comments left...

Zathract Mist said...

Internet Explorer is...Urgh...

*shudders*

*reads email*

Oh...uh...

Star Inkbright said...

Hi people!

Just gonna go read through the comments!

Ebony Law said...

No, internet explorer isn't 'urgh', it works just fine.

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi star!

Ebony Law said...

Hai star!

Zathract Mist said...

No, it's crap.

Hi, Star!

Unapplicable. said...

Hey Star.

Ebony Law said...

No, it isn't.

Sparky Braginski said...

Hallo Star!

Sparks said...

Hello Star.

Remember me?

Sparky Braginski said...

Internet Explorer is absolute sh*t.

Zathract Mist said...

Replied, Sparky.

Ebony Law said...

Nope. Not really. I always have five bars. Which is the maximum.

Nixion Strange said...

I'll put the thing on the next post
Where's Eve?

Sparky Braginski said...

Replied.

Zathract Mist said...

Lol. Five bars is the maximum. That's crap.

Eve the ROCK said...

I have to go now. Gonna have dinner then go see John Carter at the movies. Hehe. Bye! *hugs Mist*

Nixion Strange said...

screw it

Soul Sucker: You are by far the most evil thing I have ever encountered. Offer your soul to me, Dark One
*Cuts to a scene with Soul sucker talking to a penguin*
Penguin: Wack (sounds like that, dunno why)
Soul Sucker: What? No you can’t have my soul. How would you even… Look, just get in here
*Penguin slaps Soul sucker as he tries to suck out Penguins soul*
Soul Sucker: Ah, who needs you!
*Kicks Penguin away. Penguin goes flying through the air, and is caught by Ice King*
Ice King: Gunter? (That’s what he calls the penguin) Who told you that you could fly?
*Penguin points at Soul sucker, who is sucker souls out of other penguins*
Ice King: What! Nobody but me can suck the souls out of my penguins. And polar bears, because that’s just nature Gunter
*Fly’s toward Soul Sucker*
Ice King: You have raised my frothy dander. Leave now, or risk bringing the vengeance of Ice upon-
*Soul sucker turns and looks at Ic King, his face splitting apart while he does so, showing the Ice King hi brains, eye-balls and flesh*
Ice King: AAAAHHHH! I have soiled my tunic… Completely by choice.
*Fly’s away quickly*

Unapplicable. said...

Enjoy John Carter ^^ Bye!

Nixion Strange said...

Joh Carter... seen it

Bye Eve

Zathract Mist said...

Replied.

Ebony Law said...

It's not. Stop dissing my internet. I can use two tabs, and you can't. Is that bothering you, Mist? Because that's pathetic.

Zathract Mist said...

Bye, Eve!

*hugs*

Nixion Strange said...

*sucking

Unapplicable. said...

Was it good, Nix?

Sparky Braginski said...

Bye Eve!

Nixion Strange said...

*his

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