Saturday, March 3, 2012

Heading Down Under Again!

Yes, the rumours (and, er, the announcement in the back of a few books) are true- 2012 will see my second trip to Australia and New Zealand for a Skulduggery tour. I will spend two weeks in August- from the 6th to the 20th- going around meeting the Minions-who-talk-funny and signing whatever they have to sign. The first few days will be spent in NZ, then off to Oz. Details, such as exactly which cities I'll be visiting, shall be forthcoming as soon as I have them. I actually have no input into where I visit because my publishers do all the arranging, and I just go where I'm told to go.

My last tour, in 2010, was a huge success and every single day I was startled by the reaction. It was exhausting, with an astonishing amount of travel, but so worth it.

When I get back home, I have a little over a week to recover before the Ireland/UK tour kicks off. We're going to be doing something different this year- instead of heading over to the UK for 10 straight days, I'll be heading over for three weekends in a row. The plan is to pack as many signings in as possible on days when none of you will have school or college or work, so hopefully you can come along if you haven't had a chance to before. Again, further details will be available once I have them.

And now for something completely different...

How did you enjoy World Book Day? I know, I know, different countries have World Book Day at different times of the year, and some countries don't have World Book Day at all, so, the very term itself is kind of misleading... but ANYWAY...

I had a very good World Book Day, thank you very much. I was over in London with a bunch of other writers for a huge webcast thingy that was broadcast to three quarters of a million students across Ireland and the UK and, I don't know, possibly elsewhere. We each had five minutes onstage, which isn't a whole lot of time. I ended up talking about my dogs, for some reason. It was manic, but amusing.

Behind the scenes, however, was where the real fun was taking place. Put ten authors in a room, especially authors who write for young people, and after a while things are going to get slightly odd. And when a camera comes out to record interviews? Oh dearie me. I'm sure they'll be posted on worldbookday.com soon enough, so you can watch as responsible adults (such as me) turn into immature kids as we try to make each other laugh. Fun and games galore with Andy Stanton and Steve Cole and Chris Bradford, while Cressida Cowell looked on in astonishment. Eoin Colfer wasn't above having a bit of a lark himself, but Holly Webb and Jeremy Strong did the wise thing and stayed well away from the rest of us. Jacqueline Wilson, meanwhile, must have wondered what the hell was going on.

To end the webcast, we all trotted back onstage to meet The Duchess of Cornwall. I'm completely ignorant about all things royal family-ish, and I may have forgotten to stop chewing gum when I was shaking her hand. But I DID smile and say "pleased to meet you", so that was something, wasn't it? At least I didn't have my hands in my pockets, like Ronan O'Gara did when the Queen met the Irish rugby team.


Which, I have to say, I think is hilariously dim.

Annnnnyway...

I've been on TV quite a lot lately, and it's all thanks to World Book Day, so thank you, World Book Day, for interfering with my writing week. I was on the Alan Titchmarsh Show, which most of you know about, and then I was on Live With Gabby on Channel 5 a few days later, then I was on Elev8 on RTE yesterday, and on Tuesday morning I'll be on Ireland Am on TV3...

Good GOD. I'll be sick of myself, I swear I will.

And I can't even get away from myself in newspapers, either. The Guardian asked me to list my ten favourite villains from YA/children's fiction, and you can see if you agree with me by clicking here http://www.guardian.co.uk/childrens-books-site/2012/mar/01/derek-landy-top-ten?newsfeed=true .

( I didn't include any of MY villains, because obviously mine would be best, and I'm far too modest to proclaim that in a national newspaper.)

Okay, that's enough babbling. It's 2:30 in the afternoon and I haven't eaten anything yet. Must make lunch.


Oh! One last thing! Take a look at this video- http://www.standup.ie/index/ - which promotes standing up to homophobic bullying. I mean, life is hard enough to get through without bullies making things worse, and the only decent thing to do is stand up for your friends when they need you.


And NOW I'm going to make lunch.



4,809 comments:

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Inky Flame said...

hi jackro

Robin Snowscar said...

Dedicate to
Chloe and Jakro because they are cool enough to be here right now

Jakro Tintreach said...

STOP SPELLING MY NAME WRONG!!

Inky Flame said...

whats happening

Inky Flame said...

whats happening

Robin Snowscar said...

*holds hands in surrender* I didn't

Jakro Tintreach said...

sweet! robin, have you read my story about flame

Inky Flame said...

thnx robin
sox for speeling your name wrong

Inky Flame said...

i would dedicate this to u two if i was first

Jakro Tintreach said...

no robin, chloe did... and now she must end
*shoots lightning at chloe g*

Robin Snowscar said...

*raises eyebrow* No Jakro

Inky Flame said...

my spelling has gotten worse over the course of the day i swear

Robin Snowscar said...

I have now, the bit that is on your blog anyhow.

Jakro Tintreach said...

go to my blog:
http://ameriminionfanfiction.blogspot.com/

Robin Snowscar said...

Mine does alo Chloe, I'm surprised an examiner can read my words by the end of an exam

Inky Flame said...

o thats nice! *says in mock fustration*

dont worry bout me spelling ur name wrong people always did that in primary to me
and in yr7 people called me zombie girl
but not now *thinks of jessie j whos laughing now*

Jakro Tintreach said...

ah... I see. well then... I LOVE DOUGHNUTS!!!!!!!!!

Robin Snowscar said...

Hey Star

Zombie Girl *grins* I prefer vampires

Inky Flame said...

this is getting annoying
i cant look at recent comments sometimes as i have to post a comment first

Robin Snowscar said...

Don't do this to me again *flicks laptop* All these darned comments keep disappearing

Inky Flame said...

good,
i like some vampires
i sometimes i consider my friend a vampire
in skiing she tried to force me to finish my spagetti by biting me twice!

Robin Snowscar said...

Gah I hate machines

Jakro Tintreach said...

go to derek's original post and click the title

Inky Flame said...

OMG!
this is bugging me out!

Robin Snowscar said...

Interesting, when people bite me I consider it rude

Robin Snowscar said...

When I bite other people I'm considered a dinosaur *frowns*

Inky Flame said...

i know,
o well
i got her back by crashing into her the next day on the slopes

Robin Snowscar said...

*grins* Good one

Inky Flame said...

i dont bite people
i irritate them instead
and stare at them using....
THE DEATH STARE!!!!!!!

Robin Snowscar said...

Death stare *nods* My twin (she's not really my twin but I call her twin) is very good at evil stares

Inky Flame said...

abcdef

Inky Flame said...

when i doit to my mum
i burst into giggle fits though

Inky Flame said...

the women in black is scarey

Robin Snowscar said...

Yeah, look I gotta go, sorry. See ya!

Robin Snowscar said...

It is scary but not really scary.

Bye

Inky Flame said...

cant believe this

Sparky Braginski said...

Hello?

Inky Flame said...

kk thnx for the tip
byii robin

Inky Flame said...

hi sparky

Sparky Braginski said...

Hello.

I'm moving to a laptop, brb.

Inky Flame said...

hi star

Jakro Tintreach said...

star, can you still split into star2 and star5... or star3 and star4?

Sparky Braginski said...

Laptop.

Louise Dexter said...

I actually can't wait for the new book :D How on earth am I going to survive 181 days (that's right, I'm counting down.) I Loved The End Of The World and I'm going to read the series again for the 6th time after reading the Hunger Games. Hopefully this time more people will come the signing with me, last time it was just me and my sister but since then I've convinced most of my friends to read them (they love them too, but not as much as me) so they will have to come to!

Mar-Chu said...

...I looked at that list of top ten, and the funny thing is, me and my friends from the old school have a Dolores Umbridge in our life.

The principal...she started yelling the the P.A. because someone moved her chair 3 inches. "I don't really care, but I must know. Who. Moved. MY. CHAIR?!?!?!"

...I serious. Then her other quote of the day- "EMPTY YOUR POCKETS! QUICKLY!"

We will never speak of this comment outside these blogs, you hear me? I'm finally on her good side...

*sparkle sparkle*

YOU'RE SO AMAZING DEREK-SAMAAAAAAA!!!!

Inky Flame said...

im goig now byii peeps

Anonymous said...

*Hyperventilating* BY THE FACELESS ONES DEREK IS COMING TO NZ!!!!!!! I'M SO FREAKING EXCITED! FINALLY, AN EXCUSE TO WEAR MY SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT HOODIE, T SHIRT AND PANTS!


....
Where the hell did I find all this stuff?

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Hae! Anyone here???

Anonymous said...

feel like coming to limerick anytime soon

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S FINALLY COMING TO NZ!!!!!!!!!!



*SQUEALS!!!!!!!!!!!*



I JUMPED ON MY MUM WHO IS SLEEPING IN AND SCREAMED AND SHOUTED THAT HE WAS COMING
. . . . . . .



But then she said I couldn't go because of stuff I have going on and because I woke her up.





*crawls to corner and sobs once again*

Sparky Braginski said...

I think I have just discovered my problem with chat.

They don't talk about SP.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Yes. Very harsh.



*sniffles*

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Hi Lynxia!

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

What? Where did her comment go???




*sniffs around suspiciously*

Sparky Braginski said...

Shadow's here?

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Oh. So I am not your friend??



Can I be your friend!


*goes down to knees, begging*



Come one! Anyone who begs to be your friend proves how awesome you are and how worthy I am of being a good friend


*smiles*

Lynxia Lost said...

I heard a song today about a love who left his girlfriend (not broken up, he just went on holiday or something) and when he came back he hadn't seen anyone else but had waited for her. It was really old...

Jakro Tintreach said...

LLAMAS ARE EVIL!!!!!!!!

Lynxia Lost said...

I need to go again. Will be on in the morning. And will write some more Sparky. *hugs again*

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*squeals*


NO THEY ARE NOT! LLAMAS ARE AWESOME!




*tells llama army to attack Jakro*




*laughs*

Jakro Tintreach said...

I eat pudding with forks

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Oh. Bye Lynxia!


Geez. I said hi to you but you didn't even notice me

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Wow. That wasn't a random comment at all, was it Jakro!

Jakro Tintreach said...

no... I seriously do

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

??????

LythiaHarpen said...

OH MY GOD. DEREK LANDY, I AM SO, SO, SO, SO, SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW. You're the best. If you don't come to Christchurch (which I really think you shoulllllllllllllld...) I will fly up to Auckland and see you. My day is made. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

cliodhna kerr said...

hey, :D are u going to go to dundalk at so stage :D ?

Lavender Hope said...

*sigh*

and i had no idea he posted today...

*frowns*

I missed a lot of what people had to say...

*sighs again then leaves*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*narrows eyes suspiciously at Derek* Are you coming here, to the always-ignored-when-it-comes-to-your-book-signings America? Hmmm? Are you? Because I'll have a heart-attack if you don't. You should have heard me a few hours ago. I was going on about what ould happen if I met you, as per my usual topic of conversation. You have to come, Derek, or I will die...

Lavender Hope said...

VAL! YOU'RE HERE! :D I thought i was alone...

Lavender Hope said...

*sigh*
I guess I am alone... Bye then.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

I'm here!


Damn, are you not here now???



*sighs*

Sparky Braginski said...

Is Val still here?

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

No, but I'm here



=)

Sparky Braginski said...

...

Butter...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Yes. I am. I was just watching thje video of Derek... He stole a banana from some guy...

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Why aren't you writing Echo Sparky???




*slaps*

Lavender Hope said...

Hi. Can't stay. in a hurry... Just wanted to say, I will come back soon... maybe an hour or so.

ok, Bye then :)

Sparky Braginski said...

VAL!!!

*glomps*

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Oh.



She is here.



Never mind.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

HI SPARKY!!! *isn't quite so enthusiastic*

Sparky Braginski said...

...Whhhhy?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Why do you think? Derek isn't coming here. I know he isn't, and he never WILL.

Sparky Braginski said...

*looks at Val*

He is DEFINITELY going to go to America.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*pats Val's back*






Sorry to hear.







































OMG HE IS COMING HERE THOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!


























*squeals*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

He ISN'T coming, Sparky. He isn't. Although... *grins* My mom said she's email HarperCollins and tell them to forward it to Derek, and the email will be about my upcoming birthday...

Jakro Tintreach said...

flame might come on... but I'm not sure. he was on my blog

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Star's comment disappeared...

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*coughs*

Sparky Braginski said...

Thanks for the info Jakro.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

HI DEREK!!!!!!!!! IF YOU ARE COMING TO AUCKLAND IN YOU NEW ZEALAND TOUR WE HAVE A B&B YOU CAN STAY AT *nudge nudge* FOR A KIWI EXPERIENCE!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!! FREE OF CHARGE *nudge nudge* PLEAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jakro Tintreach said...

*winces*

Wait, sparky isn't trying to kill me!!!!!

YAYYY!!!!!!

*runs around with glee, hits concrete wall*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*smacks Jarko* Running into walls is MY thing.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

LOL



And also ripping heads off is your thing to Val.

Jakro Tintreach said...

AWWWWW... but I does it with glee

*mopes*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

That is true.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

You'd better mope.

Jakro Tintreach said...

DO NOT SPELL MY NAME WRONG, VAKLYREE V

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I APOLOGISE, YOU DINGLEBERRY. *smiles sweetly*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

DO NOT SPELL MY NAME WRONG, EITHER.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Ahhhh, the gift of friendship



lol

Sparky Braginski said...

Thank you Ink.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

'Lol' is 'little old ladies'. This is not a conversation for the elderly.

Jakro Tintreach said...

OK... fine... I guess I wont call sparky: Sparko

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

LOL -



Oops. ROFL??

Jakro Tintreach said...

Although BOB on the other hand...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

'ROFL' is "run over fat leprechauns".

Sparky Braginski said...

*slaps Jakro*

Watch it.

Jackro.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Oh well.

At least Val ACTUALLY noticed me.



Has anyone seen Dylan???

Jakro Tintreach said...

Scottish leprechauns are purple

Jakro Tintreach said...

HEY!!!!!!!!!

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Hahaha.




LMAO then?




(can L start with llamas???? =P)

Jakro Tintreach said...

Llama MAyO!!!!!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I hate Mayo. So much. I had to clean up a ton of it earlier, too, because I dropped the container and it fell down the stairs. And spilled. *shudders*

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*gasps*





THE SPARROW FLIES SOUTH FOR THE WINTER










*punches Jarkro so hard that skull splits into 2*

Jakro Tintreach said...

me to, mayo disgusts me... nice job on the Ivy Animosity story, not much of a plot though.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*mocks Jakro* It has a plot. It's only seven chapters so far. There doesn't HAVE to be a plot yet. It's being introduced.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

IVY ANIMOSITY IS SO AWESOME!

Jakro Tintreach said...

By the 5th chapter, you should have the conflict revealed... unless you are going for MORE than 50 chapters...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I don't like you.

Sparky Braginski said...

*walks in, picks up Jakro*

Get off her back.

*throws him through a tree*

*laughs as he is stuck halfway through the tree*

Stay.

Jakro Tintreach said...

hey... they probably do things differently in Seattle... they probably have worse doughnuts too... ...

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

stop dissing Val's story!


*Llama army holding scissors and zombie snails attack Jakro*

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

stop dissing Val's story!


*Llama army holding scissors and zombie snails attack Jakro*

Jakro Tintreach said...

*Lights tree on fire... summons the banana king...*

Jakro Tintreach said...

ok... fine it's a good story... worthy of the great dolphin's respect

Sparky Braginski said...

*kicks the banana king's head off and picks Jakro up again*

Shocky shock time.

*shocks him hdd for thirty seconds, then drops him off a cliff*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*is seething* You're talking bad about an entire CITY right now. That means you're talking bad about everyone I know, as well as ME. And I don't take those kinds of insults lightly.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*whispers in Val's ear*


Can I attack him with my army???

Jakro Tintreach said...

I was kidding, although... where I live got voted most livable city in the country a few years back

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Of course you can.

Jakro Tintreach said...

can't we all agree to hate portland?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Well whoever voted was stupid.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I love Portland, you jerk.

Jakro Tintreach said...

hey... I let Seattle have the sanctuary. that's something, and no one even knows about the city where I live

Jakro Tintreach said...

And I've never had a doughnut from Seattle... but ours, up here, are GOOD!!!!!!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I don't even LIVE in Seattle. I live NEAR Seattle.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

YAY!




*Hops on llamas back and holds a pair of giant scissors. Zombie snails hop on llamas back with pair of scissors*





ATTACK!

Jakro Tintreach said...

ok... what about texas, can We hate texas?????

Jakro Tintreach said...

ZOMBIE SNAILS?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Have you ever had Top POt Doughnuts? Because those ARE good, you little buttmunch.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

NO WE CANNOT HATE TEXAS. Half of my family is there!

Jakro Tintreach said...

wait... is that the place with the bacon doughnuts?????

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Uh... I think so...

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*STEPS IN BETWEEN JAKRO AND VAL*




CUT IT OUT!!!!!!

Jakro Tintreach said...

ALL HAIL THE GREATER SEATTLE AREA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sparky Braginski said...

JAKRO YOU AREN'T GOING TO WIN.

SHUT THE F*CK UP.

Jakro Tintreach said...

ok... fine

*subject change*

so... what is it with airline food? am I right???

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

That was stupid.

Zathract Mist said...

*groans

Yep. Nightmare.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

^^^^^


Agree's with Sparky

Jakro Tintreach said...

I knwo... but I'M stupid

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Yes. Yes you are.

Jakro Tintreach said...

mist... HELLPPPP!!!!!!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Don't help him. He's a jerk.

Jakro Tintreach said...

hey... i may be stupid, but that doesnt mean im not dumb

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*coughs*



AM I YOUR FRIEND???

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I know it doesn't mean that. You're stupid and dumb.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Ummm . . . . . Yea it does

Sparky Braginski said...

Val, e-mail...

Jakro Tintreach said...

can we PLEASE change the topic?

Zathract Mist said...

I am not helping you. Even if I had the energy to.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Lets change the topic to how awesome llamas are



=P

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Why? So you don't get your payback for being a jerk to me not just once, but twice? Not a chance.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I'm not laying off. I'm sick off people bugging me.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Sooooo . .. . . . . . . . . .

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*awkward silence*

Jakro Tintreach said...

I was a jerk once, and i got the payback

Holly said...

Derek, are you by any chance going to the Waterstones in truro, cornwall? I beg of you, please do. I know not only the staff (my best friend works there!) but a whole raft of people there are great fans, and a signing during the week is the only way I'll ever be able to make it to one of your signings, Derek, even though I've been trying to attend one since 2009.

Pretty please? I've tried to attend the Exeter and Bristol ones before, but they're always too early and far away. If you do a signing in Truro, I guarantee there will be a welcoming party to greet you, and I might even have my Skulduggery costume ready by then, haha.
~~~Holly-wa

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Well, I'm in a bad mood, so deal with it.

Zathract Mist said...

I'd help Val yell at Jakro, but I'm feeling kinda bad about hurting people after what Sparky said last night...this morning.
And I'm still energy drained in an unfamiliar house and I only really came on to see Eve.

So bye!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Don't tell me what to do, Star.


I'm leaving.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Then you should write some more of Ivy. Please Val??? I'm still waiting on the edge of my seat waiting for the next chapter . . . . .

Sparky Braginski said...

...What did I say?

Jakro Tintreach said...

The internet, as we all know, is the refuge of the bully. You hear about it constantly- cyber-bullying and the ramifications it can have. And no doubt you've seen it yourself- focussed hatred and anger towards one individual that will not relent until that individual leaves. I've said it before, how happy I am that this Blog shows none of those tendencies.
-Derek Landy


Lay off me!
otherwise the blog will show these tendencies.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Before I go...

What's the point of writing a story that has no plot? *glares at Jakro* Because apparently mine has none.

Holly said...

Also guys, my fic updated! It's coming up to 10,000 words now, haha, and I am writing more all the time. Here it is so far~ http://archiveofourown.org/works/323183

Sparky Braginski said...

*looks around*

Urk.

Bye.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

No! It has a great plot.

Don't listen to JARKRO because he's a jerk.

The story is amazing. Unlike JARKRO

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Oh, so I'm the bad guy now, Star?

Jakro Tintreach said...

no... it has some... its just hard to find... but Pleeeeeeaaaasssseeee kill off saturine in the end... PLEEEEEAAASSSSEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

No!!!!!!!! Why does everyone leave depressed??

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Stay everyone!!!

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Stay everyone!!!

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Stay everyone!!!

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Stay everyone!!!

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Stay everyone!!!

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Stay everyone!!!

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Stay everyone!!!

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Stay everyone!!!

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Stay everyone!!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

She's being killed off. Why wouldn't she be? I'm planning on doing something horrible to her, like clawing her eyes out.

Jakro Tintreach said...

Saturine is a B!tc#

Jakro Tintreach said...

Wait... no... parylize her and then gouge her eyballs out, then give her eyeballs magic, so she can see herself die.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

YAY I WAS FIRST!


I DEDICATE TO EVERYONE THAT IS AWESOME (Sparky, Val, Dylan, and everyone who is on this blog right now apart from JARKRO)
ALSO TO MY LLAMAS
AND TO MY ZOMBIE SNAILS
AND TO MY SCISSORS





AND TO IVY ANIMOSITY AND TO ECHO AND EVERYONE ELSES SHORT STORIES AND FAN FICS




THANKS!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

No. I'll do what I want to her.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Okay I need to go to my drama lesson.


BYE ALL!


IF DYLAN COMES ON TELL HIM I SAY HI!

Jakro Tintreach said...

aaawwwwww......

*sulks*

Jakro Tintreach said...

this sucks... you cant use martial arts to kill people on the INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I'm going.

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