Monday, March 12, 2012

Book 7

Hello all.

Just got back from a TV thing that will be aired in Ireland sometime in May (I'll let you know when it's on so you can YouTube my awesomeness). It's been a long, amusing day, and all I want to do is relax, watch some TV, and generally chill out, so I'll be announcing the title of Book 7 tomorrow instead of today. Hope you understand.

As many of you know by now, every three books have a certain motif when it comes to titles. For instance, the middle trilogy was short, sharp and to the point. The final trilogy (sob) will have a completely different approach, as exemplified by the Greatest Title Ever Thought Up. I'm still writing the thing, and the deadline is fast approaching, so from tomorrow on it's full speed ahead. I only hope that the finished book lives up to what I'm calling it. Oh, I was totally joking about waiting until tomorrow to announce this, by the way. Sorry about that. Heh.

Ladies and gentlemen, in the final days of August of this year, the new Skulduggery Pleasant masterpiece will be released, and it will be called...

Skulduggery Pleasant: Kingdom Of The Wicked. 

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Sparky Braginski said...

HOW DID YOU PEOPLE MANAGE TO READ THAT!?!?!?!?!?

I'm mean, it's great that you did, but seriously, HOW!!!!!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

Ohai Red!

bluebird said...

hi!!

Unapplicable. said...

Fast reader, Sparky :D Reading is the only thing I'm good at.

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi blue-diddly!

Unapplicable. said...

Hey Red :D How's school? xP

Eve the ROCK said...

Mist?

Red Waterfall said...

How d'you think, Calamity? ^^

I have english now.. I always go on the school library comp in english lessons.

COOKIE MONSTER IS AWESOME :D

bluebird said...

G2G sorry

Sparky Braginski said...

Bye Blue, Red.

Zathract Mist said...

Hi everyone who came on.

He'll kill me because I haven't written any Nix and Mist.

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye blue

Sparky Braginski said...

Oh!

Sorry, that's just bye Blue.

Unapplicable. said...

Nice :D Cookie Monster does rock, admittedly.

Lavender Hope said...

quickly coming back to ask...

Are you dedicating soon Mist?

Okay, now I'm going... GOODNIGHT BLOGLAND!!!!

Unapplicable. said...

Bye blue :D

Zathract Mist said...

Oh, right, ded's...

Eve the ROCK said...

How can he expect you to write anything when just recently you FELL DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS?

Red Waterfall said...

Sparky- I'm not leaving. I'm actually allowed to be on comps during english because I'm an english speaker and my country's native language isn't english.. Why'd you tell me bye?

Zathract Mist said...

Uhh...

Dedication rights go to Sparky.

Firstly because I don't want to dedicate anymore pages until Eve catches up, and secondly because I also want to prevent Eve from catching up. xD

Sparky Braginski said...

...Great Zath, gimme a sec...

Red Waterfall said...

Woah, sorry, Sparky. That took me too long to write ><'

Sparky Braginski said...

It's fine Red.

Eve the ROCK said...

*kisses Mist cheek*

Zathract Mist said...

*hugs Eve and laughs at memory from last night*

Sparky Braginski said...

...I don't know what to dedicate to.

Wait, YEAH I DO!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

What happened last night?

Unknown said...

Bye guys

Sparky Braginski said...

I dedicate this page to Lavendar Hope, because she is AWESMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lav, this is a whole page to you, because you are an amazing friend, an awesome singer and a FABTASTIC PERSON!!!!!!!!

Sparky Braginski said...

Bye Celala.

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye celala

Sparky Braginski said...

Why is it so quiet???

Eve the ROCK said...

Waiting for Mist to... Aw. Dinner. *kisses Mist and heleports*

Sparky Braginski said...

Bye Eve.

Zathract Mist said...

*kisses back*

Bye Eve!

Zathract Mist said...

Sorry, I'm making a cover for KotW.

Zathract Mist said...

So will be slow to comment.

Sparky Braginski said...

BYE!!!

Zathract Mist said...

Bye, Sparky.

Unapplicable. said...

Sorry - I had dinner.

Inky Flame said...

The wicked kingdom...
genius!
by the way derek, i waited 2 hours for u to post it and you post it a few mins after i go to bed!

Inky Flame said...

g2g

Unapplicable. said...

Hahaha Chloe. Me too.

Red Waterfall said...

Hello again Calamity ^^

Unapplicable. said...

Hai! :D

Red Waterfall said...

Would you like to read my story? :D
I'm writing part 10 atm.

http://just-me-in-the-dark.blogspot.com

bluebird said...

hello!

Red Waterfall said...

Hai Bluebird :D

Unapplicable. said...

Sure! So I just go onto your blog and read it? Sorry - I'm new to this stuff :3
hey, bluebird

bluebird said...

i'll read it red!

Red Waterfall said...

Calamity- yeah. You'll need to click on "Older posts" to reach part 1, though..

Unapplicable. said...

Okay :D

Red Waterfall said...

Thanks Blue :D

So, where're you two from? I'm from Israel ^^

bluebird said...

cool red it was reaally good

bluebird said...

brb

Emaline said...

Kingdom Of The Wicked...

I'm hyperventilating.
That is AWESOME.

Unapplicable. said...

I'm from Australia :D Chapter One is really good! :D

Red Waterfall said...

Hi Emaline ^^

Red Waterfall said...

Thanks, Calamity! :D

Unapplicable. said...

Hey Emaline :D

Rebella Sadistic said...

how do i see the rest of the comments?

Red Waterfall said...

You comment and keep pressing "newest" :D

Unapplicable. said...

It's irksome, but that's how you do it :D

Zathract Mist said...

I have finished, people!!!

http://myuselessshortstories.blogspot.com.au/

Latest post. Please comment.

...And subscribe if you want ranting/stories. :D

bluebird said...

i'll read it zath

Eve the ROCK said...

SLAUGHTERHOUSE!!!

Zathract Mist said...

Thanks, Blue.

Eve!

*hugs*

Red Waterfall said...

Whoot! I'll read it now, Mist!

bluebird said...

i think its a good cover mist :D

Red Waterfall said...

*facepalms* Not read, see.

IT'S AWESOME, MIST!

And I must go now.. bye!

bluebird said...

yeah it is relly good!! :P Bye RED!!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

Looooove the covereno. *hugs*

IM WALKIN ON SUNSHINE! WOOOOOAH!!

Zathract Mist said...

Thanks.

*hugs back*


Haha. I hear that song too often.

Eve the ROCK said...

Mm-m-m-m-mm-mm...🎵

Im only singing it coz I just watched Futurama. 😊

Zathract Mist said...

It was on Futurama?

Eve the ROCK said...

It's Fry's favorite song. :)

Brb

Zathract Mist said...

Ah.

Unknown said...

i haven't seen futurama in ages

Eve the ROCK said...

It's Fry's favorite song. :)

Brb

Eve the ROCK said...

Back!!!!

Zathract Mist said...

Yay!

Eve the ROCK said...

Rah! Rah! Like a dungeon dragon! 🎵

Eve the ROCK said...

*tackles Mist*

Zathract Mist said...

*gets tackled*

What song is that?

Eve the ROCK said...

Romans Revenge. Nicki Minaj and Eminem.

*rolls around*

Zathract Mist said...

*gets up and tackles*

Eve the ROCK said...

*gets tackled and laughs*

Zathract Mist said...

Listening to the song now.

Eve the ROCK said...

I don’t know, where you’re going
Or when you’re coming home
I left the keys under the mat to our front door
For one more chance to hold you close
I don’t know, where you’re going
Just get your a** back home

🎵

One of my favorites. 😄

Eve the ROCK said...

Beware of truckloads of swears.

Zathract Mist said...

I'm used to heavier swearing than that.

*grins*

Rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon...

Zathract Mist said...

The "Rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon" sounds awesome in my head with the "rah" David does in Asylum and the rest of it with a real metal, gravelly, dark voice.

The song's cool, I like it.

Eve the ROCK said...

*grins* okay.

*starts humming and dancing with Mist*

Eve the ROCK said...

*smiles* and now, to listen to Asylum.

Zathract Mist said...

Lol. I'm listening to Asylum AND Roman's Revenge at the same time. So confusing.

Eve the ROCK said...

Ah yes. Just listened to it. Can see what youre talking about now. :)

Eve the ROCK said...

How can you do that?

Zathract Mist said...

iTunes for Asylum and Youtube for Roman's Revenge.

Eve the ROCK said...

Ah. Well, doesn't either sound uncannily awesome or it'd sound like a bunch of noise. Which one?

Eve the ROCK said...

*not doesn't, it'd.

Zathract Mist said...

Bunch of noise in this case.

I've mixed some songs before and they fit and sound like pure awesomeness. Not in this case though.

Eve the ROCK said...

*laughs* that's what I thought.

Eve the ROCK said...

Aaah! *screams as Like It Like That comes on and starts damcing*

Yes, I'm damcing.

Eve the ROCK said...

I LIKE IT LIKE THAT, HEY!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

*starts stacking pianos*

Eve the ROCK said...

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Eve the ROCK said...

I'm mad.

Eve the ROCK said...

Misty?

Eve the ROCK said...

Help! It's Justin Timberlake!

Unknown said...

you not mad just weird

Zathract Mist said...

Sorry, got distracted.

Who's he?

Zathract Mist said...

No, we're all mad here.

Mad, Insane, Exsane, all the same term around here.

*grins at memory of Exsanity*

Unknown said...

he's a singer

Eve the ROCK said...

*mouth drops open* you DON'T KNOW WHO JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE IS???????

Unknown said...

he was in sherk 3 as artie

Zathract Mist said...

*grins*

I've seen this reaction from so many people in my life.

Eve the ROCK said...

*smiles* Exsanity.

Eve the ROCK said...

*stares*

Eve the ROCK said...

*shakes head* next you're going to tell me you don't know who Miley Cyrus is.

Unknown said...

come on everyone knows who she is

Zathract Mist said...

*shivers*

God, I HATE her...

Eve the ROCK said...

Aaaaah!! It's loud noises!

SLAUGHTERHOUSE!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

*grins* well, at least you know her.

You get the best of both worlds... 🎵

Zathract Mist said...

LOOK IN MY FACE!
(STARE WITHIN MY SOUL!)
LOOK IN MY FACE!
(STARE WITHIN MY SOUL!)
LOOK IN MY FACE!
(STARE WITHIN MY SOUL!)
I begin to stupify!
Rah!

Zathract Mist said...

Ooh Wakakaka!

Eve the ROCK said...

One, two, I'm comin for you, in a big ol big ol NIGHTMARE!!!

Zathract Mist said...

NIGHTMARE!

Zathract Mist said...

There is no turning back now,
You've woken up the demon...
IN ME!

Eve the ROCK said...

LOL at the wakakaka at the end.😄

Zathract Mist said...

Sorry, I'm in a very Rock mood tonight.

I want to be at a Disturbed concert now...

Eve the ROCK said...

Aaah! Hot dog! LMFAO!!

I work out,
Every day.
"You sexy!"
Yeah, thats what they say.
🎵

Eve the ROCK said...

*smiles*

Eve the ROCK said...

Skrillex!!!!

Zathract Mist said...

SHE WANT ME, No...
OROOK, OOK, ROOK, OOK, ROOK, OOK, ROOK, OOK, ROOK, OOK, ROOK, OOK, ROOK, OOK, ROOK!

Eve the ROCK said...

*hums happily*

Zathract Mist said...

That's a lotta ROOKs an' OOKs...

Eve the ROCK said...

SHOCKULATION!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

*rooks*

Eve the ROCK said...

Oh. Pssh, sorry! I meant "grins". *laughs*

Eve the ROCK said...

*looks at time* Shish. *rummages through bag for homework*

Zathract Mist said...

Your mind won't let'ya say that you want me!
Get it!

Be-cause-your mind won't let you say that you want me!

[Skip]

WHATTYA WANT?!
WHATTYA WANT?!
WHATTYA WANT?!
WHATTYA WANT?!

Zathract Mist said...

Lol.

Zathract Mist said...

Ah, crap...homework...

Unapplicable. said...

Sorry for disappearing :/

MissyNiamh said...

Omg so excited, who lives in the kingdom of the wicked. I wish I did, Iove in tha kingdom of the mad

Eve the ROCK said...

*groans and reluctantly unplugs earphones* I can't work with music. Music is distracting. You are too, but the difference is I can live without music. :)

Eve the ROCK said...

Oh! Hello, everyone.

Unknown said...

and you can't live without us

Zathract Mist said...

*grins*

Hi everyone that came.

I'm rushing through three pages of math problems due in tomorrow before I go to dinner so I'll be very slow to reply...maybe.

MissyNiamh said...

My name used to be NiamhB but ignore the name my sister choose it for me

Unknown said...

ha i have no homework

Zathract Mist said...

*tries to write*

...Something is missing...

*looks at hands*

...

*light-bulb moment*

I think it'd be easier to write with a pen rather than my finger nails.

*hurries off for pencil case*

(I actually did this a minute ago)

Eve the ROCK said...

*laughs at Mist* both work either way. *starts rubbing at ink-covered hand*

Unapplicable. said...

I had a maths test today and I was all prepared and everything. And then the long awaited last question came. And I sat there in shock and growing horror because I did not know what to do. There goes three marks. Hmmph.

Unknown said...

i do homeschool so no tests of exams

Zathract Mist said...

Evil people who get to get homeschooled...

*goes back to maths quickly*

Eve the ROCK said...

*sighs*

Unknown said...

i only just started this year

Zathract Mist said...

*rubs eyes and leaps up*

*yells the "Get Ready!" from God of the Mind and points at homework"

DONE! I FINISHED YOU, DAMN HOMEWORK!

*does a victory dance*

Eve, you want some help?

Zathract Mist said...

ALL!

Zathract Mist said...

THAT!

Zathract Mist said...

MATHS!

Zathract Mist said...

THAT I WILL NEVER NEED!

Zathract Mist said...

IS!

Zathract Mist said...

COMPLETELY!

Zathract Mist said...

1st

Zathract Mist said...

1st

Eve the ROCK said...

Lucky you.

No thanks, I have my Calculator for help. It's as easy as that. It's just getting it DONE....ugh.

Eve the ROCK said...

*grins* damn. I'll never catch up.

Zathract Mist said...

Okie.

Living just isn't hard enough,
Burn me alive inside,
Living my life's not hard enough,
Take everything away,
Rah!

Zathract Mist said...

*grins*

I know you won't.

Unknown said...

one of the reasons of me leaving school was because i could never catch up

Zathract Mist said...

This page goes to Eve the ROCK.

Not so I will get 11 pages ahead of her in dedications, but because I love her. She is funny, cheerful, caring and entirely unhinged.
Eve is awesome, and that, * gestures madly to written things above*, is why this page goes to her.

Eve the ROCK said...

*laughs then scowls at maths sheet* you know, those weird pictures only makes it worse.

Eve the ROCK said...

Aw. Thanks, mist. *hugs*

I'm not ENTIRELY unhinged... *eats live chicken*

Zathract Mist said...

*hugs*

Yes you are.

*rolls eyes again*

My mother's calling and I'm going to die if I don't go and eat now. Apparently. Either way, I'd better go. Be back in 10 - 15 minutes!

Unknown said...

i want to go back to school

Eve the ROCK said...

Lalalalala!

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye, Mist! *hugs*

Unapplicable. said...

Well... how are you all?

Eve the ROCK said...

I'm pretty goose.

Zathract Mist said...

Pretty goose.

Eve the ROCK said...

OI!! Are you staying or leaving?

Unknown said...

bye guys

Zathract Mist said...

Just got back...

Eve the ROCK said...

bye celala

Zathract Mist said...

Bye Blue!

Zathract Mist said...

Wait, you aren't Blue...

Zathract Mist said...

*laughs*

Sorry. Bye, Celala!

Eve the ROCK said...

What? That was ten minutes...?

Then I haven't gotten ANY homework done.

*hugs*

Zathract Mist said...

*hugs back*

Now head down and work, child!

*imitates annoying Geography teacher*

Eve the ROCK said...

*yanks head down and hurries through maths*

Eve the ROCK said...

Finished 1 third of my homework!

Zathract Mist said...

Yay!

*celebrates with a weird victory dance*

Eve the ROCK said...

And now, to, uh....

*facepalms*

She wants us to practise our 8x tables.

ON.

PAPER.

Zathract Mist said...

1030th

Zathract Mist said...

What?! Does she want you to write them out or something?!

Zathract Mist said...

Something I added in Ch. 2 of Zathract Mist just then.


Now his mother turned to him and Zathract almost laughed, knowing what was coming.
“You’re wearing your shoes in the house again…” she sighed wearily. “Do you know how long it takes me to clean those stairs?”
“Sorry,” he half laughed back. “I’ll help clean them again later, I promise.” Zathract quickly slid his boots off and tossed them back up the stairs knowing full well that the reflection would help clean up the dirt afterwards. They bounced at half way, having not been given enough thrust, rolled and landed with a loud clatter at the landing again, dirt scattering over every step. His mother sighed and Zathract hurried to take his boots away to the front room where they would not be given death-stares by his mother every five seconds.

Eve the ROCK said...

Yup. We have to write them out every day for a week, along with the reverse division thing.

EVERY.

DAMN.

DAY.

Zathract Mist said...

*reflection

Should be in italics.

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