Hello all.
Just got back from a TV thing that will be aired in Ireland sometime in May (I'll let you know when it's on so you can YouTube my awesomeness). It's been a long, amusing day, and all I want to do is relax, watch some TV, and generally chill out, so I'll be announcing the title of Book 7 tomorrow instead of today. Hope you understand.
As many of you know by now, every three books have a certain motif when it comes to titles. For instance, the middle trilogy was short, sharp and to the point. The final trilogy (sob) will have a completely different approach, as exemplified by the Greatest Title Ever Thought Up. I'm still writing the thing, and the deadline is fast approaching, so from tomorrow on it's full speed ahead. I only hope that the finished book lives up to what I'm calling it. Oh, I was totally joking about waiting until tomorrow to announce this, by the way. Sorry about that. Heh.
Ladies and gentlemen, in the final days of August of this year, the new Skulduggery Pleasant masterpiece will be released, and it will be called...
Skulduggery Pleasant: Kingdom Of The Wicked.
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I need to go...
*shadow walks away*
E-mail, Zath.
*glomps Flame, kissing him all over*
I missed you!!!
F*ck you, Crucify.
*kneels next to Mist*
Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!
*continues to do the Noooo thing*
*turns into a bird and flies down from the branch, then turns back to self*
YAY! Flame's finally here when Sparky is! :D
In love?
They are having a dark side affair?
In us?
*sighs*
*quickly heals Zath of all his wounds and returns attention to Flame*
*eyes narrow on Flame*
*growls and vanishes as shadows enclose on Nagier*
Lucky I had spare insides with me. *proceeds to replace Mist's insides*
Replied.
*looks down and groans*
Why...are there two daggers...in my chest...?
*kisses back*
Woah. That much?
....where's Kai, a.k.a dylan?
*takes them out and laughs*
I told you that you'd be back, Hope.
*jumps into Flame's arms and smiles at him*
I want to make it clear now, Crucify is NOT me.
*takes daggers out* That was totally uncool, man. You promised me you wouldn't die on me.
Ha! right when you say that, I have to go again.
Bye guys!!!
Aw. :(
bye lav.
*looks at Eve*
It wasn't my fault...
Or was it?
Bye, Hope!
Bye Lav.
*kisses Flame*
Yes, that much
No- More.
Well, it kinda was. You were standing right there, and that's why you died. *is cross*
And Nagier isn't Mist.
*shrugs*
Got to get ready for school.
E-mail Flame.
*kisses him again*
I love you.
Very much.
I always miss you.
*sighs*
Sorry.
Can you talk here at the same time?
Yeah, you better be. Nevertheless, I forgive you, just because I love you enough to do that.
Yup.
But *checks time*. Not for long though.
*frowns*
Aww...
*kisses him again anyway*
So much.
*is ashamed*
It's saturday for you guys.
Right?
Hmm.
Can I get first?
Can I get first?
Friday night.
*grins* I'm kidding.
That was super funny by the way.
Turns out I can.
No, it's actuallly Friday.
Around 8-9 pm?
*mumbles at Eve and hugs her*
Nope. 6: 30 pm, Flame.
Close.
*hugs back*
It's Just Another Friday Night.
*grins*
I laughed through that entire short story.
*jumps onto Flame's back and puts my hands over his eyes*
Check your e-mail.
It's Friday, vveeerrrryyyy early morning in Cal-meaning California, just short...
YES! I'm still here!
*sticks tongue out, trying not to smile*
Me too.
Guys Val can't com in te blog for a while.
I begin to stuify! Rah!
*stupify
Aw. Why not?
When I read the short story, I was kind of pointing at it screaming Haykey's given name.
Like OH MY GOLDEN GOD, HE GOT HER SO RIGHT!!!!!!!!
almost 1 AM here... I have to listen to a recording of something I missed today...
That's why still up.
I know Flame, she sent me an e-mail too.
*grIns as he reads the email*
Bit inappropriate?
*replies*
*smiles at Flame and kisses him*
Not when it's in an e-mail.
you guys think you're going to finish the comments on this post today? The next post to go to is Kony...
Ok... I replied, it's a bit short, have to o get breakfast.
I think.
Stupid laggy computer!
-Slaps computer-
I see the fight ended. So, who won?
*shrugs*
Nothing. The lovebirds flew away when the Phoenix came along.
:\
No1
Crucify left because Flame came.
Replied, by the way.
*jumps off Flame's back and smiles at him, rest my forehead against his*
Flame scared them away?
They're like little mice. And Flame is the cat. Gobble them up!
Lovebirds?
*narrows eyes* Those emails... you two were planning the whole thing out, weren'tcha? Weren'tcha?
No, Crucify left, because Flame came.
They don't get scared.
There you are Dylan! I was wondering what happened to you!
Yeah.
Naggy and Crucify, sittin' in a tree, K I S S I N G!
I'm going to keep calling you Kai. It's shorter and faster to type.
-Smiles at Sparky and rests hand on shoulder-
You did good today. Don't underestimate yourself against Crucify. Especially Crucify. He's a... a lot of words that would be totally explicit for me to type. so, I'll settle it to this.
A ****** with ******** that knows nothing and can***** my ******* until his ***** is so **** up he can't ******** walk anymore.
*taps Dylan on shoulder* SHE.
I think that pretty much nails it down.
They haven't actually kissed?? Right?
-Hugs Lav-
You okay?
They have, Phoenix. They have.
umm... yeah, they did...
-Gives plate of grapes and other fruit and bananas and waffles to Lav-
CRUCIFY IS A GIRL YOU MORON.
And she's more powerful than us when paired with Nagier.
They did, Flame.
*shudders*
*eyes widen and self shuts up*
why wouldn't I be okay?
*shudders also*
They're so damn creepy.
Not to mention, slightly unstoppable.
*frowns*
That's disheartening.
I know Crucify is a girl. It was a typo..
Crucify and Nagier sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then a baby that burns people in a little carriage.
*declines the plate of food*
I don't want anything...
I wasn't so jazzed about it either, Phoenix.
*looks up at Flame*
The e-mail.
The e-mail.
*frowns and thinks*
*kicks Dylan*
They aint going near marriage.
*looks at Mist* What is it?
No they ain't.
*looks at Flame again*
*shakes head laughing and smiling*
oh, wow Kai... That was funny with the baby burning people though.
:|
Don't kick me, Flame.
-Nods to Lav and still leaves plate nearby her-
-Gives Lav little kiss on the cheek, backflips, swings into window and goes to slushie machine-
Skittle/Redvine/Fanta slushie anyone?
*looks back*
It was just a joke...
*scoffs*
They'd better not.
Nag's already lost his reputation of an emotionless murder.
Kai and Hope are going out?
Kai and Hope are going out?
No...
*stares into his eyes and smiles*
Okay.
Zath, e-mail.
Flame, I love you.
Kai and Hope are going out?
*blinks*
did-did you just... kiss me?
No no no no We are not! absolutely nnot!
Um...*looks at Lav and Dylan*
*turns away and tries not to laugh*
I know you do.
And I suppose I'll just have to live with it.
*still blinking, shocked*
*sees situation and pulls Flame behind a tree with me*
*clamps hand over Mist's mouth so he won't*
*laughs*
Think about something else and you won't laugh. What were you thinking about before?
*bursts out laughing*
No, we're not. Mind your own business.
-Gestures Lav into room-
*sighs*
*comes out of it*
DYLAN! GET BACK HERE SO I CAN PUNCH YOUR FACE! YOU DO NOT KISS ME AT ALL!
*punches dylan's face*
LEAVE ME ALONE!
Lav, it was just a little peck. Calm down..
*is very small indeed*
*peeks out from behind tree, shrugs and faces Flame again*
That's... Awkward...
*smiles at Flame and rests my head against his chest*
*chews lip*
*doubles over*
*calms down, but glaring at Dylan, keeping my distance*
Lav.. just come here, will you?
-Gestures into room-
Staph don't take the role of the perverted stalker.
Please.
And *smiles at sparky*
No! I'm leaving now and I'm not coming back. not today, not tomorrow... maybe in a week...
Bye.
Replied, Sparky.
Sorry, I missed your comment before.
*dylan
Lav, I need to ask you one question!
Lav!
*whirls on Dylan*
No offence, but you just f*cked up.
Oh...:( Bye lav.
Sparky, who asked you?
Big time....
Dylan...it is usually normal to ask the girl out before you kiss her.
*looks at Sparky and Flame*
I did say NORMALLY.
Replied.
Okay, whatever, I screwed up blah blah.
Lav, I know you're there. Come back, so I can ask you one question.
It is.
Damn straight you said normally.
*comes back quickly to add*
That's a big-time NO!
Bye everyone else, BUT Dylan.
That's not our faults..
*put hands up in defence*
Bye, Hope.
Lav. Calm down, and come into the room like nothing happened, and then have your spaz-attack.
i have desided that i'll be here today, and sometime on the weekend
*puts one of Flame's arms over my shoulder, and does the same back to him*
Um....
Benedictuuuuuuus....
Yay, Nix!
Brb
Stop trying to rape her!!!
Jk.
Anywhose, iPod dying, school to go to.
I won't be here very long.
If there's going to be a make-out scene or whatever, Sparky, could you just.. email it? Thanks.
Why do people leave when i get here...?
NIX!!!! *leaps around throwing flowers*
Better?
Hi Nix.
Hi, Nix. Call me Kai now instead of Dylan.
[Pronounced K-eye]
Then I'll say bye to you now...
Bye Flame.
But you're still here for a little.
*pulls him into a kiss*
Ha, we've done that, Dylan.
And it was... Delightful
Or Trelaque which is my true name. Or still Dylan...
Hiya Nix!
*punches Dylan*
Deal.
Kai...
No offense, but i'll miss calling you dyl-pickle
So, what is up in the world with all of you
Yes indeedy Flame.
-Fights urge to punch Flame-
I... did not need to know your... interactive relations with Sparky.
Nothing really.
Same old.
And I hope school is on today.
I don't se anyone walking up.
(I live five minutes down the road)
WELL.
We have a new couple.
Sparky's wonderful creation, Crucify, and Mist's dark side, Nagier.
...um...
Crucify and Nigiar came back, tore up the place, made a lot of blood, boasted, complained about how powerful they are, and fled the scene when Flame came along.
Ugh. I have to go now.
Dinner
Say bye to Mist for me.
Then hug him.Bye!
Bye, Eve.
Lav, have you calmed down yet? I know you're there.
Bye Eve
see what i mean?
*still seething*
read comments above Nix.
By the way, glad you're back. Now I really have to go. It's too late for me...
NO I HAVE NOT CALMED DOWN! I'M NOT COMING BACK WHEN YOU'RE HERE!
An I hav to go to school.
Bye everyone.
*kisses Sparky*_*
Please keep it to a minuam with Nagiear.
Lav. Just come into the room. I need to ask you something!!
Crucify isn't me Flame.
*kisses Flame passionatly*
I love you and no one else.
Bye Flame.
Lave, do go into the room.
Vreak his nose. Come back out again.
Flame you seem to be having issues with your keyboard. And there's no point in breaking my nose.
why, for some reason, every since i was gone for a week, i have felt left out...
*glares, but calmed down a bit*
I'm not going in a room. Whatever you need to ask, say it now. I'm turning off my comp in 3 min.
I'm on an iPod.
Whats your excuse.
*kicks him then leaves*
Bye/
yes, asking a girl that just got mad at you for kissing her to go into a room with you sounds... weird
Bye Flame, stay safe.
Bye Flame!
Okay, Lav.
Can I use your character for a short story I would like to write for you?
I don't know why, but I have... a hunch. I just don't know. It's stupid, petty, and I just want to use your character in a short story. So what do you say?
I will.
Nix, you going to ask blue out?
Nix, I haven't known you long before you left, but that's why I can't leave... I come back every night if I can, which has been every night. :P
Bye Eve!
*looks around*
No one hug me.
Nix, don't make me sound like that.
...I'll think about it...
give you the answer tomorrow.
Night guys, really got to go now!
*hugs zath*
Dylan, that is what you sound like.
...Look like. Whatever.
Yeah, uh, Zathract..
-Gets green orb and smashes on ground and hazy image of Eve shows up, she says bye to Mist and hugs him-
That's what she did. :)
I don't want to only go on once a week! I just did it, and now i feel left out
Mist, Email
And Flame,umm...
Eek.
*runs away from Flame*
Ok, I have to go.
Bye.
*kisses Flame and smiles at him*
Don't you have a school to go to?
It's not like I urge girls or anything. I'm not talking about this. Let's change the subject to something. Anything.
Bye Flame
That's a yes.
fine
Kindom of the Wicked, yay or nay?
Bye Flame.
Replied Nix.
*looks around*
Wait...Flame's gone...
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