Saturday, February 4, 2012

Writing Books. And Haywire.

So much to do, so little time...

You may have noticed a distinct lack of updates since, er, the last post. This is MOSTLY because I was knocked off the internet for a few days, which allowed me to focus on writing. The latest book is going well, you'll be pleased to hear. Still don't know what it's called, but I'm sure it'll come to me, and it'll be typically brilliant.

I'm writing this one in sequence, which is unusual for me. Usually I'll skip forward and back, writing the cool stuff and then fitting it all together later, like a jigsaw. But this one is different. This one, I started with the first chapter and just kept going. I'm leaving gaps as I go- maybe I'll write half a chapter and move on, or maybe I'll just write the dialogue in a scene and add in the actions somewhere down the line. It means I'm moving quickly, getting down the CORE of the story as I go. Assuming I continue like this, it means that when I'm done I'll have the bare essentials of the book written, and I'll just need to go back and flesh everything out.

I'm not sure why, after six books, I've suddenly changed my approach. Possibly because there really is no more room for error. I only have three books left, and everything has to be set up and in place. I need to be a lot more disciplined in my storytelling or else I'll get to the final book and realise I've forgotten to mention something in an earlier book, and it'll ruin EVERYTHING...

My mind is basically on Skulduggery and nothing else at the moment. When I'm driving, I'm thinking about plot. The moment I wake up, I'm thinking about scenes. Publication is September 1st (or thereabouts) and I really don't have any time to waste.

A few days ago I was in the car, thinking about books 8 and 9, and I realised something MAJOR. Something HUMUNGOUS. I'm not saying if this story development is fantastically fun or utterly devastating, but it'll happen somewhere in Book 8- probably around the middle. And this is a development that wasn't in my overall scheme of things. When I planned these books, this development did not happen. But now, because of the slight changes and shifts that come with writing any book, I realised that this development was essential. I know this is all a gigantic tease to you, my Minions, because I'm talking about something you won't get to read about until 2013, but dear GOD I can't wait to write it. Oh wow it's gonna be brilliant. But I can't tell you what it is. Sorry.



And that's pretty much all I've been doing. Oh, I went to see Haywire the other day. Haywire is a spy/action movie, some of which was filmed in Dublin, and it stars Gina Carano, a UFC fighter. It's an odd movie, very low key, very non-flashy. I absolutely loved it. And I have a new crush, bringing my Crushes on Actresses to a grand total of two.

1. Alexis Bledel.

2. Gina Carano.

That's a very exclusive list right there. They both should be honoured to be on it.

If you're over 15 (or whatever rating your country has seen fit to bestow onto Haywire) go watch it. Don't expect explosions and car chases, and you might like it as much as I did.

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Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I feel like my throat just, like, died or something.

Nixion Strange said...

I AM IMUNE TO ZOMBIEISM
*kills Gab after he's fixed, and sends the reamins into the sun*
NOW IT IS OVER

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

And yet you're still talking

Gabriel said...

It's not . *kills Nix*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I swear, stop attacking each other or... or... OR I'LL TURN INTO IVY!

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*Stands between Nixion and Gab*



STOP IT!





*rips both their heads off and jumps on them*











MWAHAHAHAHA I AM EVIL!

Izz said...

*sigh*
I gotta go.
Servus.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

HEY I'M THE EVIL ONE WHO RIPS HEADS OFF! THERE'S EVEN STORIES ABOUT ME DOING THAT!

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*turns invisible so no one can see me*













*hums a little song*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Bye Izz!

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Is it the ones about Ivy???? I LOVE THOSE! I just finished reading chapter 6. It is sooo good! You are sooo gifted!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

HEY I'M THE EVIL PERSON WHO TEARS HEADS OFF AND TURNS INVISIBLE! AND I DO IT IN THE SAME STORIES!

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Izz
*waves hand, which holds Gabs heart, which i ripped out*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Thanks FreakFan! :D

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*sighs irritably*

Nixion Strange said...

GAB

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Someone else take first

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*rips everyones limbs off one by one*

Nixion Strange said...

IS

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

FIRST?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!???????

Nixion Strange said...

DEAD!

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*kicks Nixion so hard there is a hole in his (or her I do not know???) chest*




hehehehehe

Nixion Strange said...

You're not first Skulduggery Pleasant Biggest Freak Fan (Also the Team Leader of The Purple and Pink Purple Polka-Dotted Llamas and Snails) =P - PROUD MEMBER OF THE STRAIGHT JACKETS! *Eats live chicken*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

DANG IT!

Nevermind.


I dedicate this page to Sparky, Rosella, FreakFan, Fly, Flame, Mist, Nix, Amanda, Eve... *thinks* ... Um... Okay, you know what? THIS PAGE IS DEDICATED TO EVERYONE WHO HAS SAID SOMETHING NICE ABOUT MY IVY ANIMOSITY STORY AND I WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW THAT I REALLY DO LOVE TO HEAR THAT PEOPLE LOVE MY STORY.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Fine. If I am first (which I doubt) I dedicate it too

-The Straight Jackets
-Ivy Animosity
-Echo
-Derek Landy and his writing
-The purple and pink polka dotted llamas and snails
-And ofcourse to myself




=P

Gabriel said...

What the hell my comments disappeared!!
I am not dead yet!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Extra note:

Also dedicated to the stuff FreakFan said

Nixion Strange said...

LALALALALALA
YOU ARE DEAD
LALALALALALALA

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*grows so I am giant and steps on Gab*





Hahaha! Now you are dead!

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

=P Even the llamas and snails and me? YAY!

Nixion Strange said...

thank you Skulduggery Pleasant Biggest Freak Fan (Also the Team Leader of The Purple and Pink Purple Polka-Dotted Llamas and Snails) =P - PROUD MEMBER OF THE STRAIGHT JACKETS! *Eats live chicken*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

It was dedicated to you anyway, didn't you see that? *points at my original dedication*

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

DONT U GUYS JUST LOVE MY NAME???

Nixion Strange said...

Skulduggery Pleasant Biggest Freak Fan (Also the Team Leader of The Purple and Pink Purple Polka-Dotted Llamas and Snails) =P - PROUD MEMBER OF THE STRAIGHT JACKETS! *Eats live chicken* is a pretty good name

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

I know - I actually read it =)

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

YOUR NAME IS TOO LONG! I'M GONNA... I'M GONNA...

I'M GONNA DANCE LIKE A WEIRDO!

*starts dancing like a weirdo*

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Hahahaha Thanks! You're name is STRANGE - get it? Nixion Strange?



*laughs like a weirdo because I am one*

SHUT UP OTHER ME!


*mutters irritably*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I'm a weirdo too! Well, actually, more of a psycho... *makes dolphin noise*

Nixion Strange said...

I have a serious question
*looks all serious*...

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*Smiles for imaginary camera*


*Ends up looking like llama in my picture*



Great.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Aww, I hate it when people are serious...

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*laughs at Nixions serious face*



*Makes Nixion laugh too*

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Hehehe your not serious now, are you?

Nixion Strange said...

If someone poured you a glass of bananaberry juice, would you drink it?

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*starts karate kicking the air*


OH I AM SO PRO!



*accidentally steps on snails*





DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

No, I'd shove it down their throat and feed them to a giant lizard.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Ummm depends on why you are asking the question???

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Heheheheh - I'd drink it, poop it out and make my llama's eat it =)

Nixion Strange said...

I am asking because it is a very important question

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*laughs at Freak Fan's comment*

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Aren't I evil????



MWAHEHEHEHEHELALALALALALFUFUFUFUFUFUFTO

Nixion Strange said...

*nods thoughtfully*
Okay, thank you
I have to go now
Bye

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

=) hehehehehehe

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*looks at clock* WHOA! IT'S PAST MIDNIGHT!

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*waves to Nixion*



Bye!





Remeber me in your dreams tonight cuz I killed Gab for you!

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Its 9:30 pm here (in NZ)

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Hello? I think I have to go now too. =/

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*waves to Val*




Buh Bye!







I'll be watching out for your next chapter of Ivy Animosity =)

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Last night I dreamed that Scapegrace turned everyone into zombies so I went to the store (in the dream) to buy some chocolate for myself, but someone rammed a car through the building and knocked my chocolate out of my hand right before I took a bite out of it...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I'll still be on here...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

No, actually, I probably won't...

Lynxia Lost said...

Hello??

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hi... I'm barely awake and my fingers are barely touching the right buttons to type... Don't be surprised if I stop responding...

Lynxia Lost said...

OK. I've just woken up.

Lynxia Lost said...

I guess you've fallen asleep...

Gabriel said...

Hello Lynxia

Zathract Mist said...

*reappears with a huge puff of smoke* *fumes at the scene and fire literally burns in eyes*

I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO KILL ANYONE WHILE I WAS GONE! DIDN'T I SAY THAT?! DIDN'T I?! I SWEAR, STOP IT NOW, OR NAGIER WILL COME BACK ANS START DESTROYING YOU AND BLOGLAND, POSSIBLY WITH IVY'S HELP!
ARGH!

*screams in voice that is so high pitched is barely able to hear* *rips some of hair from head and eyes burst into flame*

*Nagier enters*
*Screams again* *falls from tree and thrashes around on ground*
*stops suddenly and sobs uncontrollably*

Lynxia Lost said...

Hi Gab! *hugs*
Hi Zath! *hugs*

Zathract Mist said...

*continues to cry uncontrollably as Shadow hugs*

Gabriel said...

Ooh become Nagier!! I want to kill you!!!

Lynxia Lost said...

*pats Zath's back* Why are you crying?

Zathract Mist said...

*sobs a bit more, then starts to calm down*

I...just found out that my ex-girlfriend is now going out with my best friend.

*tears stream down face but does not wipe them away* *looks away from Shadow*

Eve the ROCK said...

Yo

Zathract Mist said...

My keyboard is drenched with tears right now so try to understand if it blows up.

Zathract Mist said...

*ignores Eve*

Lynxia Lost said...

Love! I gave up on it a couple of days ago when my ex broke up with me on the day before Valentines Day.

Eve the ROCK said...

Oh I'm so sorry, Mist. :(

Good for nothing best friends.....

Lynxia Lost said...

Hi Eve. I might do some more pics actually. It was fun...

Zathract Mist said...

You don't understand. *says through gritted teeth* this is like...the third time it's happened. And it's also my BEST FRIEND. I also have enough strength to murder him. Which makes me as scared as I am sad right now.

Lynxia Lost said...

*hands Zath a tissue*

Eve the ROCK said...

*slaps Lynxia* yay.

Gabriel said...

Aww. I've never been hurt by live before ... I tend to hit other people instead beat your best friend up is an answer.

Zathract Mist said...

*pounds head into ground and rips tissue up*

Gabriel said...

** by love

Eve the ROCK said...

*has no answer* * hugs mist*

Lynxia Lost said...

??? *slaps Eve back* DON'T HIT ME! I'VE JUST WOKEN UP AND AM VERY CRANKY!

@Zath - Well if he's always doing this to you, just ignore him. Don't speak to him or anything. Be friends with someone who isn't always after your girl friend.

Gabriel said...

People fall in love with me and it makes me feel bad. Because ... Never mind it's none of you guys business

Lynxia Lost said...

If I reply a bit slow it's because...

a) I've just woke up.
b) I'm writing.

Zathract Mist said...

No, it's not him. it's girlfriends. This is the third time I've broken up in last year and this year and this time my ex started going out with my best friend. I could rip out his throat in anger if I needed to...which I don't, it'd be her fault.

*is taken aback by Eve's hug*

Eve the ROCK said...

*slaps Lynxia* It's not that simple, you know it's not.

@Mist Start punching things. Works for me.

Zathract Mist said...

*but is thankful*

Zathract Mist said...

@Eve I do that every day. trust me, crying and screaming is the only thing that works. Hitting things only makes me more angry.

Eve the ROCK said...

I hug people when I haven't hugged them in a long time. Either that, or I just feel like hugging.

Gabriel said...

What the hell my comments are disappearing !!
As I said No!! Become best friends with him and when he had really really fallen in lN love with someone steal his girl and f*** her.

Lynxia Lost said...

*slaps Eve* Don't Eve. I haven't had my coffee yet, I'm not going to put up with this.

@Zath - You'll find someone right, eventually. They won't ditch you for your best friend and they'll stay with you. All you have to do is wait.

Lynxia Lost said...

*rolls eyes at Gab* You're never going to get a girl friend with that attitude. You'll get thrown to the dirt.

Zathract Mist said...

*stops crying and hugs shadow* *releases her*

Sorry. Thank you.

*climbs up tree again*

Eve the ROCK said...

*nods solemnly* im not going to pretend to understand how you feel, because I despise people who do that. The only advice I can give is to wait. Wait until you forget the feeling of it, and then it will just be another bad memory. *shrugs* That's the best I can do. *resumes hug*

Lynxia Lost said...

It's OK, Zath. Come out of the tree, people in trees don't get marshmallows. *starts fire and hands everyone a marshmallow to roast*

Sparky Braginski said...

I don't think that I will ever be a coffee person...

Sparky Braginski said...

YAY, MARSHMALLOWS!!!

Lynxia Lost said...

Sparky! Yay! *hands her marshmallow*
I only drink the filter stuff with milk or cream.

Sparky Braginski said...

BTW, Shadow, I listen to the Legend of Zelda rap for the first time yesterday and I know over half the words!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

*slaps Sparky* Mist is in a tree, and you want marshmallows?

Gabriel said...

Didn't I just say that
That didn't sound like me?
Im a really nice person to most people that are nice too and if you did something wrong I will get revenge.
I'm really good at revenge I won't go THAT far... I'm not shallow .

Lynxia Lost said...

It's catchy.

Come down Zath! We have marshmallows! *shakes bag*

Sparky Braginski said...

I think that caffeinated drinks are bad for me.

I get really hyper, and it lasts forever.

Diet Coke kept me going for three hours, imagine what coffee would do...

Zathract Mist said...

*looks down as fire starts and Sparky suddenly appears again*

Hm...

*jumps down*

Thanks for being sympathetic everyone. I won't keep acting like this for ages. Eve tomorrow I'll probably be better. I suppose my anger level isn't helping seeing as I'm listening to five finger death punch.

Lynxia Lost said...

@Sparky - Have you seen the last of the pics?

Eve the ROCK said...

*smiles up at Mist and holds up live chicken* I saved this one for you. It's young and fresh.

Sparky Braginski said...

Yes I have.

From now on, you fight your battles Shadow, dont make me fight them for you.

Lynxia Lost said...

Coffee sends me nuts, so do Smarties and they're not meant to have sugar!

@Zath - You'll feel better soon. Have a marshmallow. *put marshmallow in his mouth* Eat the marshmallow... *glares*

Zathract Mist said...

*smiles and takes chicken*

Thanks.

*stuffs chicken into mouth before swallowing and starting to roast a marshmallow*

Sparky Braginski said...

*climbs tree and builds hammock at the very top, then lies in it sketching the starry night's sky*

Lynxia Lost said...

@Sparky - I didn't I went to get coffee and your person just helped any way. Your person is just nice. But it won't happen again.

Sparky Braginski said...

Great.

My Sim is nice, fantabulous.

Eve the ROCK said...

*celebrates banana fest*

Eve the ROCK said...

*starts dancing spontaneously in front of everyone*

Sparky Braginski said...

*draws the moon, detailing the craters and ridges*

*places sketch pad and pencil down*

*looks over edge of hammock and watches Eve's crazy dancing*

Eve the ROCK said...

Come and join in, Sparky! Sketching balls of gas can't be THAT fun.

Zathract Mist said...

*laughs at Eve's dancing*

Sparky Braginski said...

I don't really want to have fun right now.

I'm content lying up here.

*rolls back over and stares at the sky, pointing at constalations and mumbling their names*

Zathract Mist said...

*laughs happily

Eve the ROCK said...

Fine. *turns to Mist* Dance!

Zathract Mist said...

Uh...what? I'm terrible at dancing!

Lynxia Lost said...

Is sitting watching the dancing whilst roasting marshmallows. Throws one up to Sparky* Sparky! Catch!

Sparky Braginski said...

If Flame doesn't arrive by half past, I'll have to go.

I'm staying up too late as it is.

*points out planets, moons, meteors and nebula to no one in particular*

Eve the ROCK said...

*dances furiously* So am I! That's what makes it FUN.

Lynxia Lost said...

Yeah, he missed you by about 10 mins yesterday.

Sparky Braginski said...

*catches marshmallow in hand, throws it into the air and catches it in mouth*

I can do that in real life. I got ten out of ten smarties once.

Zathract Mist said...

*laughs again*

Fine...

*gets up and dancing wildly*
*stops*
...There's no music...

Lynxia Lost said...

I can do music! *walks over to piano that is suddenly there and plays whatever you like* ;)

Gabriel said...

Back.

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Sparky! *turns to mist* Live chicken is yum, but it goes straight to your thighs. Dance!

Sparky Braginski said...

*pulls out iPod which plays all my random music really loudly*

Bowling For Soup is the majority of my playlist.

Lynxia Lost said...

WB Gab.

Eve the ROCK said...

Yay! We can all dance! *dances manically*

Lynxia Lost said...

Humph. What's wrong with my piano playing? Bye Eve! *hugs*

Zathract Mist said...

Fine...

*resumes dancing to the fast beat Shadow set*

Gabriel said...

I almost forgot what WB is again.

Gabriel said...

What's happening?

Sparky Braginski said...

Nothing, I pulled out my iPod as you got the piano, I didn't even see the comment.

*pulls out earbuds and listens to my special playlist*

Lynxia Lost said...

They're dancing. *is leaning against tree now*

Eve the ROCK said...

Hey, what? I'm still here! Maybe I'm dancing too fast I'm becoming a blur....*thinks while dancing*

Lynxia Lost said...

Oh, I thought you said you were going. Sorry!

Sparky Braginski said...

*puts together a second hammock next to mine*

Shadow, wanna come up here? The sky's really pretty tonight.

Gabriel said...

*stands there, watching people go crazy*
Hi Eve.

Eve the ROCK said...

Dance, Gabriel! Dance like no ones watching!


I think Lynxia is watching.

Gabriel said...

I am not going to dance.

Lynxia Lost said...

OK. *climbs tree up to Sparky. Hums Legend of Zelda Rap* L-I-N-K more like L-I-N-GAY!

Eve the ROCK said...

Come on. There's got to be a symbol on you that enables you to dance...

Sparky Braginski said...

My favourite line is a tie between:

Legend of Zelda? SCREW THAT! LEGEND OF LINK!

And:

I got the Triforce of Courage, BITCH! SO YOU'D BETTER LISTEN!

Gabriel said...

*stands there*
I have to listen to that Legend of Zelda rap..
Sparky, send me a link.

Zathract Mist said...

*groans and stops dancing*

Enough. *laughs* I really can't dance. takes one last marshmallow and climbs tree again* *realized that the tree is next to the one Sparky and Shadow are in* *shrugs and pulls out own iPod. Plays Machine Gun by Living End*

Sparky Braginski said...

And:

Just gimme Heart Comtainers and let me spit in my Ocarina!

Lynxia Lost said...

Yeah, they're epic. *is looking at the rings of the Andromeda galaxy*

Gabriel said...

Never mind, found it.

Eve the ROCK said...

Ugh! Fine. Well, at least I got Mist to dance. *resumes dance*

Zathract Mist said...

*calls down to Eve*

But I stopped.

Sparky Braginski said...

*thinks for a moment*

Shadow, is it possible for me to get your e-mail?

Lynxia Lost said...

Sssh! *whispering to Sparky* *climbs over to the tree Zath's in and tickles him*

TICKLE SNEAK ATTACK!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

Grr. Fine. I'll dance with myself. Can someone put on Play the Guitar by BOB?

Gabriel said...

OH MY GOD.

Lynxia Lost said...

@Sparky. It's on my Blogger profile. Click on contact me.

Zathract Mist said...

Wha-? *sits there and realizes what Shadow is doing*

Oh. You should know that I'm actually not ticklish.

Sparky Braginski said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Lynxia Lost said...

Me either. *shrugs* I really don't care though. MARSHMALLOW FIGHT!!! *throws marshmallows at everyone*

Eve the ROCK said...

Oh. Just in time. I'm off to watch Zombie Land. Bye!

Lynxia Lost said...

Bye Eve! *hugs and sticks marshmallow in mouth* Have fun and eat your marshmallow. Nobody can resist the chewy yummieness!

Gabriel said...

bYE eVE!
*trips Eve*

That Zelda Rap is epic.

Zathract Mist said...

Bye Eve!

*opens mouth and marshmallow flies down throat*

Mmm!

*grabs a hand full and hurls them at Sparky*

Sparky Braginski said...

Indeed it is.

I like Pokemon in real life too. When Ian pulled out the Metapod I yelled:

'IT'S A FREAKING METAPOD YOU METROSEXUAL-HIPSTERISH LOSER!!!! IT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!'

Gabriel said...

I am going to watch that..

Sparky Braginski said...

*keeps lying in hammock, looking a sky, dining my songs softly*

I sent you an e-mail Shadow.

Sparky Braginski said...

*singing, not dining.

Gabriel said...

i CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.,..
IT S SO DRY THAT ITS SO FUNNY!

Zathract Mist said...

*wonders why Shadow is still in my tree*

Um...?

Lynxia Lost said...

*hops out of tree* Sorry, have been checking me in box.

Lynxia Lost said...

@Sparky - You got my e-mail?

Zathract Mist said...

*shrugs*

I didn't mind, just wondering.

*hums Voices by Disturbed*

Lynxia Lost said...

-Lyrics for Legend of Zelda Rap!-
Yeah my name is Link, man, I'm more well known than Lil Wayne
Oh you thought my name was Zelda? THAT'S A F**KING GIRL'S NAME!
I've saved the world like fifteen times and and saved the princess from demise
And I do it all alone, with no help and no advice

"Hey, Look, Listen" Hey, look, listen, you f**king annoying fairy
I'd rather be forced to listen to constant Katy Perry
I think it's time I got some recognition, don't you think?
Legend of Zelda? SCREW THAT! Legend of LINK.
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'Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights every day, don't give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel
And he ain't gonna stop 'til the world is free of evil
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I'll break all your pots and I best not hear your bitchin'
I've got the Triforce of courage, BITCH! So you better listen (that's right)
I'm called bushwhacker and my bank account's maxed out
Got 999 rupees and my leather wallet's packed now

Can't back down, can't slack now, the world needs me to attack now
Yet I'm forced to pay out the ass for these bombs in Castle Town
Just give me some heart containers and let me spit on my ocarina
So I can kick that dumbass Ganon all the way to Argentina
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'Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights every day, don't give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel
And he ain't gonna stop 'til the world is free of evil
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Yo, you low-life elf, need a ride up to the North Pole?
Santa's got a thing for elfs and he's getting' his marriage annulled.
You really think saving the princess will convince me you're straight? (Ha-ha!)
The "Uggs and Skirt" fad is so 2008!

Oh snap, it's Ganondorf tryin' to jock on my style
Batman's cape, Lincoln's beard, were you dressed by a child?
You're a ginger with no soul and you look like a f**king troll
Isn't kidnapping helpless girls getting a little bit old?

You think Zelda's stupid enough to get kidnapped so often?
She runs off to my castle, into my room and begs to get locked in.
Yeah, she's sick of your little Deku nuts and your girly fairy face
L-I-N-K? More like L-I-N-Gay.

Man, you should've been aborted, just like the Jersey Shore
It's a damn lie you told about Zelda 'cause she loves my master sword
It's a shame your whole life's been a waste trying to rule Hyrule
'cause today will be the day known as "The day you got schooled"
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'Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights every day, don't give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel
And he ain't gon' stop 'til the world is free of evil
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Sparky Braginski said...

Yeah, I sent one back.

*changes song to Accidentally In Love by the Counting Crows and sings, staring at a pulsar*

Gabriel said...

sOO FUNNYYY.

Sparky Braginski said...

I'm gonna go now, NIGHT GUYS!!!

Lynxia Lost said...

Night Sparky! *hugs*

Gabriel said...

Bye Sparky!
*hits with a frying pan*

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Ho

Zathract Mist said...

BYE SPARKY!

Zathract Mist said...

Oh...My...God...

Flame, Sparky just left.

Zathract Mist said...

Uh...?

Gabriel said...

I bet sparky's gonna come back

Lynxia Lost said...

Flame! So close! That's areal shame!

Gabriel said...

...or not.

Zathract Mist said...

No, she won't.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Oh....


Damn iPod. I actually was here five minutes ago on this post but iPod brought ms back to latest

Sparky Braginski said...

Man I'm happy that I always double check here.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Ah well.

Hi guys!

Sparky Braginski said...

And this is why I always double check the blog.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

I am too.


*kisses Sparky*

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