And I've just been going through the comments marked as "Spam"- even though none of them were spam. For some reason, at various times Blogger reckons you might be spamming the comments section and so doesn't show what you've written (which might explain some missing posts). But I was going through it and I found a message from Teena, my Thai translator. Hi Teena! I think translating the short stories is a lovely idea, and you're so good to even offer to do it. You might have to check with the publisher that it's ok to go ahead, but you absolutely have my permission (if you haven't changed your mind by now...)
And, because no short Blog post is complete without a picture, here's a little doggy.
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I miss you.
First. I dedicate this page to Flane Phoenix.
I miss you.
First. I dedicate this page to Flane Phoenix.
I miss you.
First. I dedicate this page to Flame Phoenix.
I miss you.
...?
Hello?
Bye I have to go.
Back.
Hello?
Sleep time for Sparky.
BYE!!!
What's with the severe lack of people?
Hey Derek, just wanted to let you know that I really love your books and that I've been reading them from the start, but only just recently found this blog. I lurked for a while and read all of your past blogs, then decided to make an account. Can't wait for the last three books!
Hey Derek, just wanted to let you know that I really love your books and that I've been reading them from the start, but only just recently found this blog. I lurked for a while and read all of your past blogs, then decided to make an account. Can't wait for the last three books!
Anyone on??????????
Shadow??
Hello! I might be a little late replying because I'm doing a German essay! *sigh*
Okay!!
Ugh! It's about 'What I do after school.' And it's titled Nach der Schule
Was there just another comment?
Lol I'm editing photos so that's why I've not commented in 10 minutes!
Oh it's star!! Hi llama killing idiot!!
Ha! She must be on her phone!
Why can't you just go on the laptop???
How is everyone??
I'm OK. You?
Yeah I'm good thanks!!!
I was just flicking through the tv and I heard some girl say "Fletcher I know you're in there!" LOL
LOL! I showed the people in my class Derek's blog today and they thought the cat pic and dog pic really funny!
Lol!! If I did that I'm pretty sure everyone would laugh at me...
Oh they did and then I showed them the pics and they said they would hunt me down on here. If someone called Millsy shows up I'm outta here!
Ok...
Before I made some DECENT friends I had never been in the school library!
Again, :O
Thanks! I'm what some people would call a popular turned normal!
I'm just the goth-freak who nobody wants to talk to. I have *counts on fingers* eight friends.
Oh Im friends with an emo but not a goth...
Yeah well, people can't tell the difference. They shout to me 'Why don't you go cut your wrists because your parents died and cry!' and stuff like that. One boy pissed me off so much the other day I kicked him below the belt in Doc Martins. He hasn't been in for the past couple of days.
Ohhh....
I'm a person who hates people who make everything happy!
I've just read the dedication on this page!! Wow I didn't think Sparky was that... Eager?...
Why? How many pages?
No she just dedicated the page to Flame and how much she misses him... Blog relationships confuse me!
Not that complicated.
I miss him because i haven't spoken to him for three days.
Is that so bad?
Hello Shadow, Rim.
*smiles*
Fine! I'll try to "accept" it. *shivers*
As soon as we talk about you and flame you turn up!!! Coincidence???
And HI SPARKY!!!
Haven't you ever heard of 'Speak of the Devil and thou shalt appear'? God, what do they teach in your English lessons. *rolls eyes*
Hey Sparky. He's not on because he's ill.
I woke up. I'm known for impeccable timing.
HI RIM!!!
In English I'm normally messing about!!! I don't need to know what a poetic device is!! And yes I have heard of this!
...Flame's sick?
Butter.
Yeah, he was on for like two minutes on Wednesday and said he was ill.
I remember seeing that...
Please allow some mercy, it's 3:54am and I can't sleep.
It's 16:55 here in the Lake District!
Okay then!!! I'll play nice... *grumbles*
24hour time?
I can't translate that right now.
This is what I meant by 'mercy'.
I'm listnening to 'The Humans Are Dead' by Flight Of The Conchords!
Go listen!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGoi1MSGu64
4:57 pm in the peak district!!!
Lake District FTW!
Can't.
*rubs eyes*
WHY CAN'T I FIND THE RIGHT WORDS!?!?!!??
Peak district FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You wish Peaker!
DO I HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT?
No.
Basically we live in 2 different parts of England and were Arguing!
I'm from the Lake District! (Laker)
Rim is from the Peak District! (peaker)
It's a bit higher than us. We're still better though.
Ooh...
New South Wales, we ROCK.
F*ck you Victoria. (Refering to the states in an attempt to join the conversation)
Laker's FTW!
Hi everyone!
Hey Valice!
Okay!! I've never been to Australia... Have you ever left your country Sparky?
Lakers, Peakers, that means I would be... A Waler.
No, I am NOT calling myself that.
I'll be a Souther.
Nah Sparky - you'd be A NSWalen.
Read above comments!
And HI VALICE!!!!
Yah.
What, do you mean 'Have I left the country where I was born?' (which I have) or 'Have I left the country I live in?' (which I have also done)
Hey Valice!
Either!!! Have u ever been to Europe??
Now THAT I haven't done.
Ok!!! Is star still here??
You should! It may be cold-ish in some parts but it's OK!
I have been sent to 200 comments for no apparent reason...
I want to go to Europe.
Italy, Russia and Ireland especially.
And Switzarland.
Well, I've been too europe! Wait, I'm living in Europe!
What about England? :(
My name is from Italy!!! My parents lived in Italy for 10 years and my dads from Ireland!!
And England if possible.
Yay!
LAKERS!
Germany??
...
I won't try this time.
Yay! My German essay is FINISHED!
Onto my Latin H/W!
*cheers Shadow on*
I've g2g for food!!! Bye!!!
What is the german essay about?
Woo1 Rim backed out! LAKERS WIN!
What I do after school and where my favourite place is. *snore*
Okaaay...
Oh... Have to do things like this in English...
Onto my Latin essay.
Quis ego operor in feriae.
What I do in the holidays.
*laughs at the irony*
You German, Valice?
yes, you're English?
I have to go now! Try and be on later! Bye! *hugs all round*
Yes! Lakers! Sparky, you can explain I'm sure!
Bye Shadow!
Bye Shads.
I'm going to see if I can get five minutes of shut eye.
BYE!!!
SPARKY!
NO...
*frowns and tries to get her back here*
how come we always miss eachother?
FLAME!!!
*jumps onto his back*
*Grins*
Hey stranger!
how are you?
Great! You?
*jumps off his back and turns him round tso he's facing me*
Uh oh, pretending to be asleep time...
I'll be back in 5-15 mins.
*Kisses Flame as I leave*
Aww. I have to go tpo music soon, be back before i go.
*kisses sparky for that moment longer*
I think i broke my finger today,
*examines slightly swollen finger*
BUT other that im fine.
I'm back.
*inspects Flane's finger*
How did you do that?
Caught it in a vice in woodwork.
Then kept bending it in geography, to see how much pain i could get from it.
seeing how i could feel no pain..
Rather stupid in any matter.
*kisses Sparky* I missed you.
That does sound pretty dumb.
*smiles at him*
I missed you too.
*goes red*
See? i'm rather dumb when it comes to these things.
AND?
HAve you heard from Val.v. since?
Yeah, she was the person who thought we were blog-married, which may have aided her in freaking out, but she said she'll manage.
Oh, Okay?
So.
*kisses Sparky*
im bored.
Really?
Check your e-mail.
Ohh,
*runs to gmail*
I shall be back
I didnt get anything
It might take some time for you to get it.
got it.
and replied,
and i think its your birthday?
No, my birthday is in May.
When is yours?
I remember it being soon.
I need to go...
Bye guys.
Bye Flame.
AWW. Bye sparky.
and its valentines day?
ill try to get on..
and my birthday?
Feb 22nd. *kisses sparky goodbye*
And me also go
BYE
Good day.
I am from Prague.
I love your books about Skulldugery Pleasant, you are very good (maybe even better than J.K. Rowling)! I have 3 parts of Skulldugery Pleasant, but unfortunately didn't get to the Czech Republic next 3 books and is probably not fail in other. I wanted to ask you whether it could somehow be fixed? I can't English very well and the original I couldn't translate. Thank you for your reply.
Good day.
I am from Prague.
I love your books about Skulldugery Pleasant, you are very good (maybe even better than J.K. Rowling)! I have 3 parts of Skulldugery Pleasant, but unfortunately didn't get to the Czech Republic next 3 books and is probably not fail in other. I wanted to ask you whether it could somehow be fixed? I can't English very well and the original I couldn't translate. Thank you for your reply.
Skulduggery is MUCH BETER than J.K. Rowling!
Good day.
I am from Prague.
I love your books about Skulldugery Pleasant, you are very good (maybe even better than J.K. Rowling)! I have 3 parts of Skulldugery Pleasant, but unfortunately didn't get to the Czech Republic next 3 books and is probably not fail in other. I wanted to ask you whether it could somehow be fixed? I can't English very well and the original I couldn't translate. Thank you for your reply.
Hello??
Alone...
I am just wondering if there is a way to contact you other than posting on your blog. (Email maybe?)Because I just have a few questions about the Skulduggery Pleasant movie.
HI, I HAVE A QUESTION FOR DEREK LANDY: WHAT KIND OF SMITH & WESSON DOES SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT HAVE?
People? (I'm probably being a little to hopeful...)
Bye, I don't even know why I'm saying this as nobody is here to read it... *sigh*
*is vety happy* i finally managed not to epically fail with algebra
*very
Hi and thanks! I know i taking advanced pre algebra it evil
So empty...
*hums the first few chords of Lonely by Christina Perri*
What's going on
Sry i had to help do dinner lol
Why isn't anyone here?
I'm at school right now.
Anyone here yet?
Anyone here yet?
Oh, I'm here now. I was eating waffles and talking to my sisters.
...
oK. With maple syrup?
No, just by themselves. I didn't have a plate, so... Yeah. No syrup.
*grins* My 10-year-old sister is becoming obsessed with Skulduggery, and she's only on book 1...
Good to hear. I want a waffle now with syrup....
*throws a box of waffles and a bottle of syrup at Gabriel's head*
Yum. Where's the fork?
*throws fork* *it hits Gabriel in the eye* Ooops...
Ow! *taps face and a simple sigil appeared* There, doesn't hurt anymore.
Ok. That's good to hear. I suppose. I mean, it's always hilarious when people run around screaming, too... *trails off*
Yeah when people run around the room because of something then hits the wall.k.o.
Haha, very funny. *runs around screaming and hits the wall* *gets back up* You didn't see anything...
I heard you though.
Uh... *tries to think of something* No, you heard this walrus. *throws walrus*
*tries to get out of walrus*
Help!
*touches left hand*
The walrus had been incenerated.
*watches walrus be incinerated* *shrugs*
Have to go, bye!
*glances at walrus ashes* I must have missed something fun.
...
Yeah I incenerated a walrus.
Darn, I missed an incineration!
... here's a hippo, Gabriel. You know what to do.
*touches left hand*
*hippo bursts like a baloon of meat*
Ok stop giving me animals, that's animal abuse.
*watches hippo bits rain from the sky*
It's raining sunshine!
No, the hippo wanted to be sacrificed. It was a personal decision that I had no part in. But, sure, we can leave the animals alone.
Ok, cool. I was getting tired. I incenerated a walrus and I exploded a hippo.
Gotta go, bye!
Understandable.
See ya later Gab! *waves*
Bye Gab
Hey Thrust - how goes it?
it goes OK.
you?
Pie?
Pretty good. Tomorrow is Friday after all.
Pie... mmmm... what kind?
Right now, I'mma waste space to get to the next page.
Spiderman! Spiderman. Does what ever a spider can....
Spins a web, any size. Catches thieves just like flies.
Look oouuutttt, here comes the Spiderman.
I dedicate this page to:
- Derek Landy the Golden God
- the Skulduggery Pleasant world/books
- anyone and everyone who comments on this blog.
- candy of various shapes and sizes
- anything else important I forgot to mention
There we go. I'm off to maybe read, maybe play violent video games.
*barely unglues eyes from book long enough to see that there's more comments than when I was here last*
DFDFG
I got sidetracked by a lot. One minute its 7:34pm then its 9:07pm! All i did was become the highest level in Wizard101 and see a spider queen who reminds me of madome mist! Wow i was sidetracked
It's 9:12 now and I'm only halfway done my story for school tomorrow
*checks phone* 43 messages?!?!
Hey guys.
Hello?
HELLO.
Hello?
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