Tuesday, February 14, 2012

TV And Me

I STILL don't like this new-look Blogger. I haven't figured out how to sort out the comments section- I can't even READ your comments after the first 200, but I'll have to do something soon... grrrr...

Anyway...

I got a call just before 6 PM yesterday- my publicist, wanting to know if I could POSSIBLY make it onto a plane the next day to go to London to appear on the Alan Titchmarsh Show on ITV. Me, being the true professional that I am, eventually stopped crying and said absolutely, no problem. Never mind the fact that I'm writing a book. Never mind the fact that my deadline is approaching. Never mind all those little details. I'd be delighted to get up early and get on a plane and go to London and sit around for a few hours and appear on air for FIVE MINUTES... and then get on another plane and fly home, waving goodbye to a full day of work... Sigh. Such is the life of a  super-genius.

As it turned out, though, I had a lot of fun. Yes, the traveling and the waiting was as boring as ever, and yes I did have to miss a day of writing, but I was on the show with John Barrowman, from Dr Who and Torchwood- awesome! He's a lovely guy, and his sister was equally lovely, and I had a really funny five minutes on stage with them, being interviewed. They've written a book for young people called Hollow Earth, and it actually sounds pretty cool. John is everything you'd expect- charming, funny, friendly and engaging- so I wasn't at all disappointed. He was just like Captain Jack Harkness, in fact. Which obviously poses a problem, since if I ever get to meet David Tennant or Matt Smith I'll be expecting them to be wonderfully intelligent people with the ability to time travel. Hmmm.

Matt Cardle was also there, but he's not much of a "book-person". Nice chap, though.

But now I'm home, and I might actually try and get some work done. The book is going well, I'm sure you'll be happy to know. 60,000 words and counting. Whether or not it'll continue the tradition of every book being longer than the one before, I don't know. Hopefully it will, because I like giving readers more pages for their money every time, but a book's length is a book's length, and the story itself will dictate how long it'll be.

I also have a possible title... that I can't tell you about just yet! My agent loves it, my editor loves it, I'm pretty sure the marketing people love it... It's completely different to the style of titles I've been using up until now, which is what I'm after. I'm sure I'll be able to tell you what it is soon enough, and then we'll show you the cover closer to September, just to torture you even more.

But for now, I'm concentrating on writing the thing, fully conscious that The End Of The World is out on March 1st. You guys have caused such a storm with this, actually, because thousands of you have pre-ordered it on Amazon UK, and apparently that has never happened for a World Book Day book before. I've heard that Amazon were a tad stunned...

Well done, Minions. You stunned Amazon.

Be proud of yourselves.


4,807 comments:

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Sparky Braginski said...

Star Midnight, the Disappearing Invisible Girl with Munchkin-Ninja-Penguin-Minions-To-Be, who is Enemy of the Llamas?

Nixion Strange said...

I want pengiun minons

Sparky Braginski said...

GOTTA GO!!!!!!!!!

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Sparky

Nixion Strange said...

And pengiun minons are good enough for me Star

Zathract Mist said...

...VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!

Zathract Mist said...

GOD DAMN IT!

Sparky Braginski said...

VAL IS ASLEEP MIST.

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Mist
And welcome back Sparky

Zathract Mist said...

I KNOW, SPARKY, IT'S JUST THAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO YELL AT HER FOR THE PAST FOUR DAYS NOW.

DON'T ASK WHY I DON'T TURN MY CAPS LOCK OF...

HELLO, NIX!

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Mist
Sorry im not finished chap 3 yet

Nixion Strange said...

hello?

Zathract Mist said...

Hey. Yeah, that's fine. Gives me a while to catch up on a few things I've been meaning to do.

Hurry up though.

Zathract Mist said...

>>

Nixion Strange said...

Ill try
Probably be done by saturday

Zathract Mist said...

Cool.

Zathract Mist said...

http://mistandnixseries.blogspot.com.au/2012/02/yes.html?showComment=1329378132002#c3590576514293888608

Comments, Nix.

Nixion Strange said...

my comments keep disaperaing

Nixion Strange said...

and sorry, i fixed the mistke

Nixion Strange said...

how's your bookthingy going?

Zathract Mist said...

Eh. I put it hold. Editing yours will take up my time for now I think. In the meantime I'm continuing the original Zathract Mist story.

Nixion Strange said...

okay
Tell me when you've got another chapter of that

Zathract Mist said...

You didn't change the number of words...

Nixion Strange said...

yes i did

Zathract Mist said...

Wiat, yes you did. It's actually 3, 900

Nixion Strange said...

Oh, on mine it says 3 835
I wonder why?

Gabriel said...

I haven't given the decications...

Valice said...

HI!!!

Gabriel said...

Hello

Nixion Strange said...

ok, did you edit the second chapter after i did
Cause no it says 3 891

Zathract Mist said...

Mine's 3, 900 because it includes the "WARNING: CONTAINS VIOLENCE AND COARSE LANGUAGE INCLUDING SWEARING" part. Which is a part of the first chapter and on the blog.

Eh, I'll just edit your post.

Zathract Mist said...

Hi Gab! Hi Valice!

Anonymous said...

*Chokes*


MY FRIEND LIKES TWILIGHT BETTER THAN SP!

Gabriel said...

Dedications...
Skulduggery Pleasant and everything and evryone that likes it and people that I like talking to.
And China Sorrows

Nixion Strange said...

DO NOT EDIT MINE

Zathract Mist said...

Sorry, too late. It doesn't matter anyway, Nix. Not like it makes a difference.

Anonymous said...

I dedicate this to all the SP fans out there. *Wipes tear away* The name Derek Landy shall be mentioned for eternity.

Valice said...

TWILIGHT IS CRAP!

Nixion Strange said...

9 WORDS... nah, not really
BUT NEVER EDIT MY POSTS AGAIN!

Anonymous said...

One day SP fans shall unite and recite the books together. It shall be wondrous.

Gabriel said...

Twilight here doesn't need to be mentioned.

Anonymous said...

Thank you, Valice. I agree FROM THE BOTTOM OF
MY SOUL.

Anonymous said...

Ooh, Derek is coming to NZ!
*Fangirl Scream*

Nixion Strange said...

uhhhh
Molly, only the person who gets first an the page can dedicate it

Gabriel said...

New Zealand!!

Nixion Strange said...

MOLLY! WHEN IS HE COMING TO NZ?!

Anonymous said...

Don't care. I just like randomly dedicating things. ^.^

Valice said...

We shouldn't talk about Twilight on this blog. It doesn't deservers to be mentioned here.

Anonymous said...

*Screams at sky*

They aren't REAL vampires.

Valice said...

No. they're not!

Nixion Strange said...

NEVER MENTION TWILIGHT. EVER

Anonymous said...

August. I'll go get the link. ^.^

Gabriel said...

Stop talking about vampires.. Twilight
They're all gay sparkling fairies.

Nixion Strange said...

Pixies

Gabriel said...

Faggots.

Anonymous said...

... Ugly sparkling Scapegrace's.

Gabriel said...

Or emo gits.

Anonymous said...

And it lacks ninjas.

Gabriel said...

Scapegrace is much more better than them.

Zathract Mist said...

Be back in ten.

Anonymous said...

Agreed. Even Thrasher is more funny than those retards.


http://bookiemonster.co.nz/2011/12/exclusive-down-under-create-a-character-competition-from-derek-landy/

Valice said...

Thraser and Scapegrace are FUN. TWilight-Vampires are BORING!

Valice said...

Thraser and Scapegrace are FUN. TWilight-Vampires are BORING!

Valice said...

sorry, for Double-Posting!

Sparky Braginski said...

HE'S GOING TO NZ AND NOT AUSTRALIA!?!?

Not cool Derek, not cool at all.

Gabriel said...

What's the link for?

Gabriel said...

What's the link for?

Anonymous said...

How Twilight is more popular than Skulduggery, I shall never know. I mean, sparkling gay fairies/pixies/JustinBeibers compared ti a Skelton Detective???

Gabriel said...

Go Derek!!
Wohooo! NZ!!!

Anonymous said...

Derek coming to NZ. It's mentioned under the Down-Under comp. ^.^

Valice said...

COME TO GERMANY DEREK!

Sparky Braginski said...

HE'S GOING TO NZ AND NOT AUSTRALIA?

Not. Fair.

Anonymous said...

*Screams*

I have to buy new copies of the books. My current full collection is covered in dog ears, torn pages, charred bits on one, and one of them, Death Bringer, is absolutely perfect.

Zathract Mist said...

Back.

...COME TO AUSTRALIA!
WE HAVE MORE INTERESTING PEOPLE HERE!

Gabriel said...

NZ's more fun!!!

Zathract Mist said...

Hey, Sparky.

Valice said...

Oh, your dog killed your books?

Sparky Braginski said...

I am going to write out my frustration now.

Later.

Anonymous said...

Silver God! Nice to (metaphorically) see you!

Nixion Strange said...

DEREK!

Gabriel said...

Wait... Geoffrey Scrutinous is not made by Derek?

Valice said...

No, he's not

Nixion Strange said...

DEREK!

Anonymous said...

*Sighs*

Damn, I can't find my Skulduggery Hat. It's dear to my heart. Where is my hat???

Valice said...

You have a Skulduggery hat??

Gabriel said...

You have one?
Tell me where to find one!! And the suit! I'm gonna wear it on Halloween!

Anonymous said...

Yes. Yes I do.

Nixion Strange said...

show me a link to the website
The one you have me won't work

Gabriel said...

Tell me where to find one.

Valice said...

YES! A LINK!

Anonymous said...

I made it. I took AGES on it. It's perfect. And every year I dress up as Skulduggery.

Valice said...

Wait- you didn't bought it??

Gabriel said...

Damn it...

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Sparky!!!!

Anonymous said...

Type in Derek Landy Book Tour 2012 And click on the BookieMonster website.

Gabriel said...

Well, I'm going to buy a revolver gun then.

Anonymous said...

I spent 3 months on it. Now I'm making a Sceptre of the Ancients out of Paper Mâché and wire.

Sparky Braginski said...

FLAME!

*stops rage writing and glomps Flame*

Anonymous said...

I need a gun as well. And a Bentley. Even though I'm underage.

Valice said...

So I have to look for a hat on my own!

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

*glomps back*

Promise not to leave before we actuall have a convo?

I've missed you.

*kisses Sparky*

Anonymous said...

I have a T-Shirt with a photo of Skulduggery on it. I got it at a shop where you put pictures on T-Shirts.

Nixion Strange said...

AAAGGGGGHHHHHH
PUBLIC DISPLAY!

Valice said...

have to write this, i clicked on something and can't see the other comments

Anonymous said...

*Screams*


Not the children!

Gabriel said...

Sparky, Flame stop pashing..my brother's behind me.

Sparky Braginski said...

*blushes at Flame*

I gotta go for ten minutes, then I'll be back.

I hope.

It depends on whether I can keep the iTouch from my mum or not.

Bye!

*kisses Flame's forehead*

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

*kicks nix*

Shut up, or you could be tied to the ceiling in a minute.

Anonymous said...

*Laughs*

Duct tape! *Runs around laughing like Clarabelle on sugar*

Gabriel said...

For God's sake.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

And of course I'll proably be gone by then



As I'm going 'jogging' at 8.45

Valice said...

Duct tape? Whatz do you want to do with Duct tape??

Anonymous said...

Hello?
Is it just my IPod or did everyone ditch?

Nixion Strange said...

Im not afraid of you
And Molly, don't you think it strange that the one website is the only mention of a book tour to NZ

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Nooee.

Anonymous said...

Yay! It is just my iPod!
With the duct tape? Oh, just taped a frenemy to a pole.

Nixion Strange said...

Molly
i said:
don't you think it strange that the one website is the only mention of a book tour to NZ

Anonymous said...

...
*Sobs*
It must be true.
DEREK, ANSWER US! IS IT TRUE?

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

*glares at Nix*

Well you know.....


*takes out phone*

I could call eve if you'd like.

Valice said...

Oh...

Zathract Mist said...

Nix, really, what is wrong with romance? If you don't like then...well, I can't actually do anything but you shouldn't care.

Zathract Mist said...

And hello, Flame. :)

Anonymous said...

I couldn't take it if it was fake. I couldn't.

Nixion Strange said...

Eve promised to leave me alone
HA

Nixion Strange said...

Eve promised to leave me alone
HA

Gabriel said...

GOOD GOD

Valice said...

He can't answer you! he don't know how to see more than 200 comments!

Valice said...

4th!

Anonymous said...

*Throws brick at wall.*

Valice said...

Don't be sad Molly! Maybe it's true!

Anonymous said...

HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT! HE MUST!

Anonymous said...

*Sobs*

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Hoya mist!


And I have quick question?


What I'd you want Val for the other day?

Nixion Strange said...

Dedication-
To my intellect, I'm the only one who bothered to check out the book tour
To my friends, who is everyone here, even >sigh< Flame
And to Derek Landy, COME TO AUSTRALIA NOW

Anonymous said...

I have recovered.

Gabriel said...

What?

Valice said...

Have to go! School.... I'm at the end of my IT lesson!

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

*raises eyebrow*


It's not my fault you aRRrRrRrGh!!!

Gabriel said...

Oh by Valice.That's what I do.

Nixion Strange said...

Anyone who's here, and ends up in the top 200 in the next post, tell him to come to Australia AND New Zealand

Gabriel said...

*bye!!!

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

I'm eating so I'll be slow

Nixion Strange said...

Big difference to your normal personality
(im never going to forgive you for the torture)

Gabriel said...

I have to go...
Bad things about siblings are...you can't kill them.

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Gabriel

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

It's not my fault.


Blame Val, and Eve.

Nixion Strange said...

i do blame them
and you

Zathract Mist said...

Bye Gab.

And I wanted Val (AND STILL DO!!) because I need to shout at her as it is her fault that I got detention on Monday.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

But- bu- we are friends!


*hugs nix*

We are,

Anonymous said...

Poor you.

Nixion Strange said...

how is it her fault?

Nixion Strange said...

Flame... personal... space

Anonymous said...

*Yawns*


Bye, my SP fans. Let's hope Derek answers our questions.

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Molly

Nixion Strange said...
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Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Oh.

I thought you were going to ask her out.

*steps back 2 steps*

That's what I told her.....

Nixion Strange said...

HA
SHE IS GOING TO KILL YOU MIST
HAHAHAH

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Shush.

Nixion Strange said...

What!? Why?!

Sparky Braginski said...

I'm back.

Hello again Blogland.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

I didn't.

(it was valentines day and she was wondering why you were looking for her and I said 'If he asked you out what woUld you say?)

Thats not saying.

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Sparky

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Sparky.


Stay please for a few minutes until I go.

I have to go in five.


*hugs*

And what did you whisper to me the other day?

Nixion Strange said...

I say Hi to you before your "boyfriend"

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

What?


*glares as I think that is a bad thing*

Sparky Braginski said...

It was in the e-mail I sent you right after.

*kisses Flame*

Please stay, or at least tell me how long your jog is going to be.

*sits down on his lap, staring into his deep, blue eyes*

Please.

Nixion Strange said...

Not my fault that i care more about my friends then you do about your girlfriend
Dude, get your priorities straight

Lynxia Lost said...

Oh God. *runs up tree*

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

About an hour. I'll be back.

I promise.

*wraps my hand around her*

Nixion Strange said...

why would you run up a tree?

Zathract Mist said...

Herrow, Shadow.

Flame...I can't believe that you asked her that. What did she say anyways?

Sparky Braginski said...

Hi Shadow.

*gives Nix a Russia death stare*

Say another word, and you'll be wrapped around a tree falling of a cliff.

Lynxia Lost said...

Never mind. He's going? *comes out of tree slowly but still keeps distance from Flame*

Nixion Strange said...

What did i say but Hi
i thought it was kind to greet someone?

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

O the love you bit?


*kissed Sparky*

Lynxia Lost said...

Hi everyone!

Sparky Braginski said...

*stands up, picks up Nix, throws him into a tree, uproots tree and throws it over a cliff*

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Nix, that's between me and her.

Nixion Strange said...

PUBLIC DISPLAY ALERT! im alergic!

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

*slays Nix*

Public blood alert. It's disgusting.

Nixion Strange said...

Sparky: Next time ill ignore you, happy?
Flame: Huh? What are you talking about?

Sparky Braginski said...

That's the one Flame.

*puts hands underneath Flame's scarf at the back of his neck and kisses him*

Lynxia Lost said...

So what? I'm allergic too!

Guess what! Cadbury announced that they're not using sugared cocoa beans any more so I can eat Cadbury chocolate! Golden God it's nice...

Anonymous said...

...

Nixion Strange said...

*begins to tap dance*

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

*wraps arms around Sparky*

*kisses her and whispers*
i love you too.


But now I have to go.

*hugs sparky*

Lynxia Lost said...

^^ That was at Nix.

Nixion Strange said...
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Lynxia Lost said...

*slaps Nix* Don't use people given names.

Sparky Braginski said...

Aw...

Bye Flame.

*pulls him back by his scarf quick and kisses him passoinatly*

I love you Flame.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

By Dylan John Cahill.


*smiles*

Two can play at that game.

Nixion Strange said...

He used mine
WHILE HE WAS TORTURING ME!!!

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Bye.

Nixion Strange said...

delte it, and we'll call it even

Lynxia Lost said...

Yeah well. I've already been mean to Flame this week. *smiles evilly*

Lynxia Lost said...

Right, I think it's safe. @Sparky - Look at the pics on my blog, before Flame gets back!

Nixion Strange said...

Dude, i used your first name
Full name is not cool

Rim. said...

Hey shads and Nixon!!

Lynxia Lost said...

Hey Rim. Is Sparky still here?

Rim. said...

I'm not surrrreeeeee

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