Wednesday, February 22, 2012

I Hate Thinking Up New Titles For Blog Posts

When you write, you run out of steam.

It's obvious. When you do anything for long periods of time, you're going to run out of steam. You need to take a break, take a walk, do something else, recharge your batteries... I've got a few things I do, and they all work, but nothing- NOTHING- reinforces my enthusiasm as much as my Minions.

Whether it's reading the Comments on this accursed Blog (on those rare occasions when I CAN read the Comments grrrr) or popping in to the Bebo page (which I will do soon, I promise) or just heading over to the official (and fan-run) Facebook page (www.facebook.com/Skuttlebugfans), I always end up with a grin on my face, ready to get back to writing.

I never comment on the Facebook page, but I do visit. I have to, really. SOMEONE has to make sure these nutcases are behaving themselves. It was set up as something completely unofficial, but was filled with so many genuine folks that we just had to make Cory and Aby and Summer a part of the Skulduggery team. The wonderful thing about this is that, in some small way, you get to know the regular posters. I've never spoken with Zukiswa, but I know I'd like her if I did. Then there's Ellie and Ashley, two of the weirder ones. Georgina, of course, who has been around for YEARS and whom I adore. Olivia, my- ahem- wife of sorts. Never forgetting Becky, the irrepressible Becky, a girl for whom the word 'obsessed' was undoubtedly coined. There are loads of others- thousands of others, in fact- and their enthusiasm is infectious and good-humoured, and I'm glad that they have such a wonderful place to communicate.

(EDIT: and a quick glance at the Facebook page has made it clear that I somehow forgot to mention my dear Katy Amsden, one of my longest serving Minions. And while I'm not going to name everyone here, because this isn't a shout-out page, I will say hello to Joe and Nicole and Jordan and Ella- cool tattoo- and of COURSE a big hug and kiss goes to Megan Hobbs, with the clear understanding that she never mention the word baguette ever again.)

Another wonderful place is the Forums, at www.skulduggeryforums.co.uk. Again, I don't post any comments in the Forum, for a whole lot of reasons, mostly because I want to see how it evolves without my interference.

Practically every subject you could think of, to do with Skulduggery, is discussed here. Every few months I drop by and spend an evening just reading through the conversations. And there are some STARTLING conversations. The great thing is that you get real and honest opinions on the books and the various characters. You have people staunchly defending their point of view- like Liliana, who I've met a few times in Germany- and people working to convince others that their view is the right one. I've read their theories on what's going to happen, and some of these theories have veered close to what I had in mind, and some veered off wildly into the distance.

The internet, as we all know, is the refuge of the bully. You hear about it constantly- cyber-bullying and the ramifications it can have. And no doubt you've seen it yourself- focussed hatred and anger towards one individual that will not relent until that individual leaves. I've said it before, how happy I am that this Blog shows none of those tendencies, and neither does the Facebook page, and neither does the Forums. In the Forums, you have polar opposite opinions clashing with each other, but no one takes it personally. You have people arriving in the middle of a thread and announcing that, you know what? They don't really like the books anymore. And you get the politest and most understanding responses. You get one person loving Death Bringer, and then another hating it, and there is no animosity between them (the people who profess to dislike the most things seem to Synopsis and ExtraterrestrialGuy, but I think that's part of their inherent charm...).

I've never had a problem with people not liking these books. You can't please everyone, after all. If I read a bad review on Amazon or somewhere similar, I take it onboard, see if they have a point, and then move on. If it's constructive criticism, maybe it can even make the next book better. If it's not particularly constructive, then so be it. They didn't like it, and nothing I do or say will change that. And it's so gratifying that you, my Minions, seem to agree with me on this. There really is no point in getting annoyed with someone just because they don't like the same things you do.

One of the best Forum discussions I've read recently has been, bizarrely, part of the Pairings thread, where people hook characters up with each other. There is a group of people- Terry, Demented Kat, Moonie, Kribu, Holly-wa, Hallow Vigilance- who went off and had a long chat about, ahem, Valduggery. And for those of you who can't work out what Valduggery is, I'm not going to shatter your innocence here.

The thing about this discussion is the level to which all of this has been thought through. It stops being merely about the idea of Valduggery, and becomes an examination of Valkyrie and Skulduggery as individuals, and how much they mean to each other. As an extension of this, you also get a detailed investigation into the other characters as well.

Because these Minions, like most of you, seem to have an encyclopedic knowledge of all things Skulduggery, they regularly quote a line or two from the earlier books that have relevance to the later books. (I'm not really a fan of foreshadowing, and contrary to popular belief there isn't any of that in this series. Rather, there are hints of secrets that certain characters are keeping, that will only become apparent the more you read- and the more you re-read.) I've had a smile on my face when the conversation turns to how Skulduggery reacted to a certain piece of news in Mortal Coil, a reaction that only becomes understandable once you read Death Bringer, and then relate it back to what China said in the first book. It's so much FUN, as a writer, to drop these hints just when the series is starting off, and then wait a few years for the payoff. And it's places like the Forums, like the Facebook page and on Skulpedia that these things come to light.

So thank you, Minions, for all your hard work and thought and dedication. Thank you for treating each other with respect, and warmth, and thank you for how you welcome newcomers into the fold.

By the way, you're all insane.

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Zathract Mist said...

Wait, you're drying your hair with live chicken?

Red Waterfall said...

Bleh, I hate having school on sundays. But I don't have school on fridays, so that's a plus.
But it's still less time in which I can talk to Pyro. ^^

Eve the ROCK said...

*slips and falls face first onto ground*

Red Waterfall said...

Eve, are you ok? *rushes over to her*

Eve the ROCK said...

Yeah. *brushes teeth with purple banana*

Red Waterfall said...

*hums*
I'm a banana, I'm a banana, I'm a banana, LOOK AT ME MOVE!

Zathract Mist said...

*sighs and sits by another tree agian*

Eve the ROCK said...

*gets up*

Red Waterfall said...

*doesn't trust trees*

Eve the ROCK said...

LOL, red.

*sits next to mist* promise you won't try to kill yourself again?

Zathract Mist said...

*looks at Eve*

...Alright...

Red Waterfall said...

*nears tree warily, then sits on the other side of Eve, constantly looking up at the branches*

Eve the ROCK said...

*smiles* Good. If you dont kill yourself, I won't spontaneously explode.

Eve the ROCK said...

It's okay, red. These ones are nontalking.

Zathract Mist said...

*sighs and looks over at lake*

Eve the ROCK said...

*stays silent*

Red Waterfall said...

Yaaay! *eats pitah with hummus while riding a camel* Israeli stereotypes FTW!

Eve the ROCK said...

Hehe.

Zathract Mist said...

*sighs again and pulls out huge box of chocolates shaped like live chickens and hands them to Eve*

I was supposed to give those to you yesterday.

Red Waterfall said...

Have you seen the series Heroes? I'm addicted to it so much.

Eve the ROCK said...

*looks at mist* Thank you. *eats live chicken chocolate*

Here: *gives Mist invitation to banana fest*

Eve the ROCK said...

I don't know what that is.

Zathract Mist said...

*takes invitation and thanks her*

I feel...empty...

Red Waterfall said...

I... I wrote a poem a while back. D'you wanna see it? I'm not sure it's good..

Eve the ROCK said...

*swallows* Why do you feel empty?

You don't have to answer.

Eve the ROCK said...

I'd love to read it.

Zathract Mist said...

You already know why.

Red Waterfall said...

Well, here it is.


Am I better off dead
Than in this hell, in this war
Between Me, Myself and I
Raging on forevermore

Should I listen to my heart
Where lies are softly spoken
With softness, caressing remorse
My soul left not be broken

Or perhaps the answer's in the mind
Where cold, hard truths are shouted,
Maybe there I'll find the answer
And trust, it won't be doubted

A bitter war, no end in sight
Between me, and heart, and mind
A loss of one is the only way
I can possibly decide

Zathract Mist said...

But I'm not going to press the matter.

Zathract Mist said...

That is...deep.

Red Waterfall said...

I'd take depressed over empty anyday, and I've felt both.

Eve the ROCK said...

Yeah, I know. I don't know what else to say. :(

I have to go now. Bye. *hugs Mist and leaves with chocolates*

Red Waterfall said...

Thanks Mist (:

Red Waterfall said...

Bye Eve!

Zathract Mist said...

...Bye Eve...

Zathract Mist said...

*sighs*

I'd better go too.
I have a dvd to watch and I don't have much business here without Eve or Sparky.

Bye, Red.

Red Waterfall said...

hjsdasdhjfku Annoying bitches from my year are annoying me. I'm in the school library cause I'm supposed to be writing an essay for English lesson and they're here and they keep laughing and pointing and I really shouldn't care but I do......

Red Waterfall said...

Bye Mist..

Lynxia Lost said...

Where is Dylan Silver. I'm going ttp kick his ass.

Red Waterfall said...

Bleh, I'm stuck writing :<

Zathract Mist said...

*sighs*

Hello, Shadow.

Red Waterfall said...

Lynxia? You still here?

Red Waterfall said...

Hey again Mist.

Eve the ROCK said...

Helooooooooo

Lynxia Lost said...

Hi Red.

Red Waterfall said...

And Eve ^^

Lynxia Lost said...

Hi Eve.
Hi Zath.

I was watching the comments at like 4 o'clock but couldn't post and I'm gonna kill Dylan. H

Eve the ROCK said...

Peri peri chicken, peri peri chicken, peri peri chicken chicken sub....

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Lynxia. Mist? Are you still here?

Red Waterfall said...

Pigfarts, Pigfarts, yum yum yum!

Zathract Mist said...

Yes, I'm here.

Eve the ROCK said...

Why are you going to kill Dylan?

Red Waterfall said...

Lol, it's from A Very Potter Musical. Draco wrote a song about Pigfarts Intergalactic School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
It's on MARS!

Lynxia Lost said...

You can't just go to Pigfarts! It's on Mars!

Zathract Mist said...

I'm also watching Disturbed M.O.L at the same time though, so I may be responding slow.

And sorry about before, Eve, I'm normal again now.

Red Waterfall said...

You NEED a rocketship!

Lynxia Lost said...

Because he was a complete jerk to all of you at 4 this morning/afternoon.

Zathract Mist said...

Oh, we're used to that. He's always a jerk.

Zathract Mist said...

MY GOD THAT WOMAN IS CREEPY!

Red Waterfall said...

I may have to go soon, lesson's almost over. Bleh, school is annoying. School and sleep. They both take up so much time!

Zathract Mist said...

Sorry, weird woman on the Stupify vid...

Eve the ROCK said...

He wasn't a jerk to me. I think.

Zathract Mist said...

1st!

Red Waterfall said...

Whoooot! Well done Mist ^^

Stephanie Edgley said...

Hello, people.

Eve the ROCK said...

What creepy woman?

Eve the ROCK said...

Damn.

Hi star

Red Waterfall said...

Oh, yeah, I have to go now. Bye!

(and here's a link to my blog, I've got new things up: just-me-in-the-dark.blogspot.com)

Lynxia Lost said...

Hi Star.

Lynxia Lost said...

Bye Red! *hugs*

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye red

Red Waterfall said...

*hugs Shadow back* Hi/bye Star!

Zathract Mist said...

Hello, Star, bye Red.

Eve the ROCK said...

That dead chicken was disgusting.

Lynxia Lost said...

I'll be a slow commenter. Am editing my pic of Robin.

Eve the ROCK said...

Okay.

Eve the ROCK said...

Does anyone watch jake and Amir?

Zathract Mist said...

No...

Zathract Mist said...

I dedicate this page to Eve.

Stephanie Edgley said...

Hi lynxia, zathract, eve. Bye red.

Nixion Strange said...

Finished TEOTW

Eve the ROCK said...

Fancy that. I think I'm the only one who does.

Eve the ROCK said...

*smiles* Thank you, Mist.

Nixion Strange said...

hey, the comp is up

http://www.skulduggerypleasant.co.uk/index.php

Eve the ROCK said...

It was great, wasn't it?

Lynxia Lost said...

Hello Nix.

Zathract Mist said...

Hello, Nix!

Nixion Strange said...

never mind, false advertising

Nixion Strange said...

Hi all

Zathract Mist said...

They were in the middle of a deserted city street in Dublin full of large buildings with lights flickering all around them. What an unglamorous place for the battle of the final wave of defence against the end of the world would take place. Darquesse didn’t mind though. It was their choice. It could have taken place high above the ocean, just her and Skulduggery, but he did not seem to think that even remotely fair. She could not blame him. Darquesse stood at one end and more than a thousand sorcerers accompanied by Fletcher Renn, China Sorrows, Skulduggery Pleasant and Ghastly Bespoke as well as all the Sanctuary’s Cleavers stood at the other. She wasn’t bothered. It wouldn’t be much of a challenge, if any at all. She observed them all from the other side. All the Cleavers were armed, she could see, and most of the Sorcerers either held balls of flame in their hands or else weapons of some sort, guns, daggers and bow and arrows. Some of the arrows had fire on them too.
She looked to the right and saw beside all the Sanctuary agents and accomplices, there was another huge crowd of people. She recognized most of them only because of Valkyrie’s memories and experiences with them. Among the second crowds stood Billy-Ray Sanguine, Thrasher holding Scapegrace’s snarling head, Dusk, Dreylan Scarab, old, aging and released from prison and a dozen other petty criminals Valkyrie and Skulduggery had put away in their days. Behind all of them was a ginormous tide of zombies looking thoroughly confused.
“Darquesse.” The voice of Erskine Ravel, grand mage, shot out through a large megaphone and carried easily to Darquesse’s ears.

Eve the ROCK said...

The comp isn't there

Zathract Mist said...

That is the first bit of the battle I'm writing that is preceeding the ending of SP that is on my blog.

Eve the ROCK said...

Oh. How dare you!

Nixion Strange said...

and yes, it was very good
Though i felt really sorry for ____
(i don't think Mist has read it)

Lynxia Lost said...

Yeah. That was sad and a little creepy what he says.

Stephanie Edgley said...

Val said to dylan:

"Dylan, i don't like you.

At all.

You act like you're so suprieor, and better, and smarter, but you aren't.

You are annoying, stupid, and so far you seem to be a jerk to everyone."

And i totally agree with her.

Eve the ROCK said...

Cool.

Nixion Strange said...

Cool Mist
Can't wait for the fight scene, it'll be epic

Zathract Mist said...

I HAVE read it! Are you kidding?!

Nixion Strange said...

oh, and that pic Mist made, the one with my quote
Im so using it in Chapter 5

Lynxia Lost said...

*sits under tree with laptop editing picture* I've run out of marshmallows.....

:(

Eve the ROCK said...

Yeah. I can't believe Valkyrie actually ___

I like the story.

Stephanie Edgley said...

^at above, i wanted so say that before, but couldn't, so i said it now.

Zathract, i've read the end bit of your ending, and it was really good.

Nixion Strange said...

You like it Mist?

Zathract Mist said...

Of course.

And thank you, Star.

Eve, I've read it...

Lynxia Lost said...

*editing picture when Gimp 2 freezes* Oh for the sake of the Golden God! *hits laptop* Un-freeze! Damn you!

Zathract Mist said...

I got it yesterday, I'm just getting the physical copy tomorrow.

Stephanie Edgley said...

I wonder what derek thinks about your ending zathract?

He might even use some of your ideas!

Zathract Mist said...

GIMP freezes so much, it's not funny.

Eve the ROCK said...

I like that quote.

Eve the ROCK said...

I know you've read it, but I'm not sure if star has....

Nixion Strange said...

Mist, i was thinking along the lines of

(insert name i'll make up later) laughed.
"Oh, look at us. Trading insults like children. How the mighty have fallen."
"If you're talking about yourself," Nixion said, "you can't fall when you where never mighty. If you were talking about us, we're mightier than ever."

Stephanie Edgley said...

Did anybody read mine and sparky's ghasith bits?

Nixion Strange said...

the dinner thing? Yeah

Lynxia Lost said...

Ha ha ha, Nix! I saw when you put that. That pissed _______ off so much! *is still laughing*

Eve the ROCK said...

Yeah I read it. I almost cried.

Stephanie Edgley said...

I managed to post mine earlier this morning. Now i just need to finish my damn rug . .

Eve the ROCK said...

Your rug?

Zathract Mist said...

It was sad, I'll admit.

Lynxia Lost said...

I read that Ghastly thing too. It was so sad!

Eve the ROCK said...

.....Haunted hasn't come yet....it was supposed to come today!

Stephanie Edgley said...

Thanks, nix, eve . . .

That's the idea. We WANT people to be upset by them. Especially one person in particular. *stares at derek* That way he might let ghastlith happen.

Zathract Mist said...
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Lynxia Lost said...

Ghanith, Star, Ghanith.

Lynxia Lost said...

Who's comment was deleted?

Eve the ROCK said...

*sighs* leave him be with Ghastlith. We need to have another couple.

Stephanie Edgley said...

Oh and thanks lynxia.

Yes eve, my rug. I'm drawing my bedroom and my rug has all these complicated patterns on it. They're hard to draw.

Eve the ROCK said...

Oh. Cool.

Eve the ROCK said...

SLAUGHTERHOUSE!!!!!

Stephanie Edgley said...

I'm alnost halfway through it:D

The rug, that is.

Nixion Strange said...

WAR UNICORN!

Lynxia Lost said...

OK...

Lynxia Lost said...

SNUFFLEBERRY!!!

Zathract Mist said...

NIGHTMARE!!

Nixion Strange said...

like War Horse, that movie, but it's a WAR UNICORN

Nixion Strange said...

brb

Stephanie Edgley said...

TUNA MAYO!

Oh by the way, in response to something gab said . . .

Honestly and truly, do me and freakfan seem at all similar?

Please tell me the truth. I hate it when people aren't honest about things like this.

Lynxia Lost said...

Fair enough.

SNUFFLEBERRY!!!

Zathract Mist said...

No, you are nothing alike, Star.

Lynxia Lost said...

No Star, you're nothing alike.


OK Nix. Hurry back. We might all melt and leave you as a loner...

Stephanie Edgley said...

Really, zathract?

It's just, gab said freakfan reminded him.of me.

And all my hatred of llamas comes from my dislike for freakfan.

Stephanie Edgley said...

Okay. We're nothing alike. *breathes sigh of relief*

Zathract Mist said...

Nothing alike, I assure you. :)

Stephanie Edgley said...

Thanks.

Lynxia Lost said...

I can't wait until Dylan Silver gets on here. I'm going to slap him silly. And put him in a blender and turn him into a smoothie.

Zathract Mist said...

Sound's fun.

Nixion Strange said...

the only thing that connects the two of you is the longish name

Zathract Mist said...

*frowns*

Where's Eve?

Stephanie Edgley said...
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Lynxia Lost said...

No idea. Did she leave.


WB Nix, we didn't melt while you were away... Or did we and we are now figments of your imagination...

Nixion Strange said...

he's more toxic than donny the ogere to the whywolves

Eve the ROCK said...

I'm here.

Lynxia Lost said...

Why did you delete the comment Star?

He's just a complete ass. That sums him up.

Nixion Strange said...

my figmits of imagination are currently in a war
The personality war

Lynxia Lost said...

Fair enough. *cheers on the one in the burger outfit*

Eve the ROCK said...

Sorry, I was just scowling at an email someone sent me.

Nixion Strange said...

oh, that's Hammy.

Nixion Strange said...

brb

last time, i swear

Eve the ROCK said...

Personality war....what do you guys think of my personality? What category does it fall under?

Stephanie Edgley said...

Because i didn't finish it.

"Dylan, i don't like you.

At all.

You act like you're so supreior, and better, and smarter, but you aren't.

You are annoying, stupid, and so far you seem to be a jerk to everyone."

Valkyrie V. Cain, the Brilliant Character and Creator of Ivy Animosity.

Zathract Mist said...

I don't know...Disturbed? Wait, no I'M Disturbed...and Insane.

Yours is like...untiring.

Eve the ROCK said...

Untiring...hmm. Give me a moment to figre out what that means.

Lynxia Lost said...

What would I be?...

Stephanie Edgley said...

Category *looks alarmed* There are CATEGORYS???

Well, i dunno about categorys, but you have a nice personality, eve.

Eve the ROCK said...

Okay, so it means hardworking. Yeah, I guess I'm hardworking. *sits on couche and does nothing*

Zathract Mist said...

Like...electric, but also unresting. Basically, permanently random. :)

Eve the ROCK said...

Nice...okay. I can be nice.

Eve the ROCK said...

Hahahaha.

Zathract Mist said...

I'm motivated! I am HIGHLY motivated! Highly motivated to do nothing!

Lynxia Lost said...

So, what would I be? Because that's Eve - not me...

Nixion Strange said...

Oh jezz

this war's getting out of hand

Eve the ROCK said...

@Lynxia Mature, strong, firm, unafraid.

Stephanie Edgley said...

Permanetly random?

Yeah, eve's that, but . . .

*frowns* It reminds me of someone . . .

Eve the ROCK said...

@Mist LOL.

Nixion Strange said...

what would i be?
Be completly honest

Eve the ROCK said...

Who...?

Eve the ROCK said...

*examines Nixion* I'm not sure, actually.

Nixion Strange said...

i know
im a mistery wraped in a riddle wraped in mood swings

Stephanie Edgley said...

Wow . . . You guys are good with the categorys . . .

What would i be? Bearing in mind my maths/star2 side and my crazy/star5 side?

Lynxia Lost said...

Me? Strong - That's kinda true.
Unafraid - *shrugs* I'll give you that one
Firm - *laughs* That's bull, I'm not firm.
Mature - * practically dies* I am in no way mature.

Zathract Mist said...

"That brother of mine is a mystery wrapped in a cardigan wrapped in a riddle."

- Gordon Edgely - Death Bringer

Stephanie Edgley said...

That quote made me laugh, zathract.

Zathract Mist said...

So what am I?

Zathract Mist said...

Damaged?

Zathract Mist said...

Dissorted?

Lynxia Lost said...

Nix... *walks round him with clipboard* You would be...

Mysterious to some extent
Secretive - You don't tend to share a lot of info or talk much
Strong - You don't give a damn what anyone will think you just speak you mind
Kind - When someone becomes your friend you trust them but it takes a lot to become your friend

Zathract Mist said...

But it takes a lot to become your friend

You have no idea how true that is...

Stephanie Edgley said...

@zathract: How about SUICIDEL???

Joke.

Lynxia Lost said...

None of you mentioned competitive for me. Well, you haven't seen me play dodgeball...

Zathract Mist said...

^That works...

Stephanie Edgley said...

@lynxia: That was a very good discription of nix.

Eve the ROCK said...

Brb

Nixion Strange said...

...

you got me pegged.

Stephanie Edgley said...

Lynxia, i said before, i'm no good at this stuff.

Lynxia Lost said...

Yeah! *does happy dance* I am good at categorising people!

OK Eve!

Zathract Mist said...

Wat abot me?

Zathract Mist said...

IS SHE NOT ALRIGHT? IS SHE INSANE? WILL SHE NOW, RUN FOR HER LIFE NOW THAT SHE'S LIED, LIED, LIED?!

- The Game | Disturbed

Zathract Mist said...

Sorry...

Lynxia Lost said...

I JUST LOST THE GAME!!!

Nixion Strange said...

Mysterious- i don't like people knowing everything about me
Secretive- peoplpe will know if they should
Strong- who cares what others think, i like that one
Kind- a bit of an exageration, but thanks

and i don't trust people, so yeah, making friends is a chore

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