Wednesday, February 22, 2012

I Hate Thinking Up New Titles For Blog Posts

When you write, you run out of steam.

It's obvious. When you do anything for long periods of time, you're going to run out of steam. You need to take a break, take a walk, do something else, recharge your batteries... I've got a few things I do, and they all work, but nothing- NOTHING- reinforces my enthusiasm as much as my Minions.

Whether it's reading the Comments on this accursed Blog (on those rare occasions when I CAN read the Comments grrrr) or popping in to the Bebo page (which I will do soon, I promise) or just heading over to the official (and fan-run) Facebook page (www.facebook.com/Skuttlebugfans), I always end up with a grin on my face, ready to get back to writing.

I never comment on the Facebook page, but I do visit. I have to, really. SOMEONE has to make sure these nutcases are behaving themselves. It was set up as something completely unofficial, but was filled with so many genuine folks that we just had to make Cory and Aby and Summer a part of the Skulduggery team. The wonderful thing about this is that, in some small way, you get to know the regular posters. I've never spoken with Zukiswa, but I know I'd like her if I did. Then there's Ellie and Ashley, two of the weirder ones. Georgina, of course, who has been around for YEARS and whom I adore. Olivia, my- ahem- wife of sorts. Never forgetting Becky, the irrepressible Becky, a girl for whom the word 'obsessed' was undoubtedly coined. There are loads of others- thousands of others, in fact- and their enthusiasm is infectious and good-humoured, and I'm glad that they have such a wonderful place to communicate.

(EDIT: and a quick glance at the Facebook page has made it clear that I somehow forgot to mention my dear Katy Amsden, one of my longest serving Minions. And while I'm not going to name everyone here, because this isn't a shout-out page, I will say hello to Joe and Nicole and Jordan and Ella- cool tattoo- and of COURSE a big hug and kiss goes to Megan Hobbs, with the clear understanding that she never mention the word baguette ever again.)

Another wonderful place is the Forums, at www.skulduggeryforums.co.uk. Again, I don't post any comments in the Forum, for a whole lot of reasons, mostly because I want to see how it evolves without my interference.

Practically every subject you could think of, to do with Skulduggery, is discussed here. Every few months I drop by and spend an evening just reading through the conversations. And there are some STARTLING conversations. The great thing is that you get real and honest opinions on the books and the various characters. You have people staunchly defending their point of view- like Liliana, who I've met a few times in Germany- and people working to convince others that their view is the right one. I've read their theories on what's going to happen, and some of these theories have veered close to what I had in mind, and some veered off wildly into the distance.

The internet, as we all know, is the refuge of the bully. You hear about it constantly- cyber-bullying and the ramifications it can have. And no doubt you've seen it yourself- focussed hatred and anger towards one individual that will not relent until that individual leaves. I've said it before, how happy I am that this Blog shows none of those tendencies, and neither does the Facebook page, and neither does the Forums. In the Forums, you have polar opposite opinions clashing with each other, but no one takes it personally. You have people arriving in the middle of a thread and announcing that, you know what? They don't really like the books anymore. And you get the politest and most understanding responses. You get one person loving Death Bringer, and then another hating it, and there is no animosity between them (the people who profess to dislike the most things seem to Synopsis and ExtraterrestrialGuy, but I think that's part of their inherent charm...).

I've never had a problem with people not liking these books. You can't please everyone, after all. If I read a bad review on Amazon or somewhere similar, I take it onboard, see if they have a point, and then move on. If it's constructive criticism, maybe it can even make the next book better. If it's not particularly constructive, then so be it. They didn't like it, and nothing I do or say will change that. And it's so gratifying that you, my Minions, seem to agree with me on this. There really is no point in getting annoyed with someone just because they don't like the same things you do.

One of the best Forum discussions I've read recently has been, bizarrely, part of the Pairings thread, where people hook characters up with each other. There is a group of people- Terry, Demented Kat, Moonie, Kribu, Holly-wa, Hallow Vigilance- who went off and had a long chat about, ahem, Valduggery. And for those of you who can't work out what Valduggery is, I'm not going to shatter your innocence here.

The thing about this discussion is the level to which all of this has been thought through. It stops being merely about the idea of Valduggery, and becomes an examination of Valkyrie and Skulduggery as individuals, and how much they mean to each other. As an extension of this, you also get a detailed investigation into the other characters as well.

Because these Minions, like most of you, seem to have an encyclopedic knowledge of all things Skulduggery, they regularly quote a line or two from the earlier books that have relevance to the later books. (I'm not really a fan of foreshadowing, and contrary to popular belief there isn't any of that in this series. Rather, there are hints of secrets that certain characters are keeping, that will only become apparent the more you read- and the more you re-read.) I've had a smile on my face when the conversation turns to how Skulduggery reacted to a certain piece of news in Mortal Coil, a reaction that only becomes understandable once you read Death Bringer, and then relate it back to what China said in the first book. It's so much FUN, as a writer, to drop these hints just when the series is starting off, and then wait a few years for the payoff. And it's places like the Forums, like the Facebook page and on Skulpedia that these things come to light.

So thank you, Minions, for all your hard work and thought and dedication. Thank you for treating each other with respect, and warmth, and thank you for how you welcome newcomers into the fold.

By the way, you're all insane.

4,749 comments:

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Eve the ROCK said...

...Yes. *winks at Fletcher* Yes, I'm fletcher too. *rolls eyes* Nice Sherlocking, Nix.

Nixion Strange said...

Im joking Gab
Jeez, take a joke Fletcher/ Gab

Gabriel said...

HAHAAHAHA!
I love tricking people.
And you didnt know that NIX!

Gabriel said...

It's not fun now.

Eve the ROCK said...

...huh?

Gabriel said...

I'm Fletcher!

Nixion Strange said...

fine

I thought it was Eve, i was close, i knew Fletcher wasn't real

Eve the ROCK said...

OH.

Fletcher Renn said...

tHAT WAS SO FUNNY.

Nixion Strange said...

brb

Eve the ROCK said...

*slaps Fletcher*

Fletcher Renn said...

*teleports before Eve reaches Fletcher.*

Nixion Strange said...

eating, so will not comment, but still watching

Eve the ROCK said...

Ugh.

Fletcher Renn said...

Yes! I got first!
I dedicate this to Gabriel and China Sorrows anD sKULDUGGERY Pleasant and Derek Landy and smosh and anyone who wants to be in my dedications!!!

Nixion Strange said...

1st

Nixion Strange said...

1st

Nixion Strange said...

1st

Fletcher Renn said...

Shame Nix!!

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi again.

Fletcher Renn said...

I said I have to go now but my comment disappeared.

Nixion Strange said...

brb eating

Fletcher Renn said...

Hey Lynxia.

Gabriel said...

Hello Lyxia!

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Fletcher.

Hurry back, Nixion! I'm not staying if no one's on.

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Gab!

Fletcher Renn said...

I'm still on though.

Eve the ROCK said...

Hehehehe. Kiss my quiver! Hehehe...

Eve the ROCK said...

SLAUGHTERHOUSE!!!

Gabriel said...

Hi.

Zathract Mist said...

Yay, I got a partial dedication!

*leaps around like a mad man*

Gabriel said...

You say that too?

Eve the ROCK said...

Sorry. I felt guilty using Lynxia's name and pic.

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Mist!

Zathract Mist said...

Oh, that was last page.

Gabriel said...

Oh..yeah Lynxia is at school!

Fletcher Renn said...

Eve!
Hi Zath.

Zathract Mist said...

Hi Eve.

Eve the ROCK said...

Mm. I'm a total prankster.

Fletcher Renn said...

Yes I can see my profile pic!!

Zathract Mist said...

Hi Gab. I know thats you.

Gabriel said...

Hey Mist/

Eve the ROCK said...

Sigh. Hi FLETCHER.

Fletcher Renn said...

Hi Eve.

Eve the ROCK said...

Okay, stop now.

Zathract Mist said...

I gtg and eat. Will be back soon.

Gabriel said...

Are people ignoring me?

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Mist.

Fletcher Renn said...

Yes Gab. We are ignoring you.

Fletcher Renn said...

Is Zath going?
Bye then!

Eve the ROCK said...

*rolls eyes* I'm leaving now.

Gabriel said...

Aww. Bye Eve.

Fletcher Renn said...

Bye Eve!
It's because of you Gabriel!

Gabriel said...

What? No it's not!

Fletcher Renn said...

Because you're so annoying.

Gabriel said...

*stabs Fletcher*
SHUT.UP.

Fletcher Renn said...

You shut up.

Gabriel said...

*spears Fletcher*

Gabriel said...

I'm annoyed stop annoying me>

Fletcher Renn said...

You're such a loser.

Sparky Braginski said...

*stumbles in, groaning*

My head feels like someone's hit it with a baseball bat.

Repeatedly.

I don't think I'm going to school tomorrow...

Gabriel said...

Hi Sparky. Kill Fletcher!
*punches Fletcher*

Fletcher Renn said...

Hi Sparky

Fletcher Renn said...

Don't listen to him, he's just an emo git.

Eve the ROCK said...

fletcher is gab.*leaves*

Gabriel said...

DAMNNN EVE!!1
DAMN IT!!

Gabriel said...

EVE REMOVE THAT COMMENT!

Gabriel said...

Eve...

Gabriel said...

Remove...

Gabriel said...

That...

Gabriel said...

Oh crap I just realized I'm wasting space.
Eve remove that comment.

Gabriel said...

Anyway. Shut up Fletcher.

Fletcher Renn said...

You should shut up really you're annoying.

Gabriel said...

SHUT UP OR I'LL KILL YOU!

Nixion Strange said...

Why should i

Fletcher Renn said...

You can't kill me.
Idiot.

Gabriel said...

Eve please then you can play along.

Nixion Strange said...

hmmmm
nah

Gabriel said...

Don't then.
Shut up Fletcher. I hate you.

Fletcher Renn said...

*laughs* You just got rejected,

Nixion Strange said...

stop it already, it's annoying

Gabriel said...

Yeah Fletcher shut up.

Fletcher Renn said...

I still hate you.
I'm going *teleports*

Izz said...

*yawn*
Servus alle.

Nixion Strange said...

thank god

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Izz
*pushes Gab into lake*

Gabriel said...

Hi Izz.

Gabriel said...

Stop bullying me.

Nixion Strange said...

Hi izz!

Izz said...

Yeah Eve that's cyber-bullying!

Fletcher Renn said...

Yes that's not cool Eve
*sniggers*

Nixion Strange said...

*rolls eyes*

Fine.

*pushes Gab into volcanoe*

Now it's cyber-killing!

Sparky Braginski said...

*lies down*

You do realize that you're fighting over something small, insignificant and stupid, right?

...Eve, should I post the poem on my blog?

Izz said...

*laughs*
You look pretty funny when you're pushed into a lake G.

Gabriel said...

Never mind. I'm tired of my double persona.

Nixion Strange said...

Sparky, check your email

Izz said...

Volcano is just over the top.

Gabriel said...

Do something interesting someone.

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Sparky
Still eating so im not commenting

Gabriel said...

You just commented.

Izz said...

*yawns again*
why am I so tired? It's only 8:30.

Nixion Strange said...

*sends Cthulhu after Gab*

Fun!

Zathract Mist said...

Sparky in case you didn't know, flame got past the restrictions and can acces blogger now.

*continues eating*

Gabriel said...

Stop it Eve!

*jumps and stays floating*

Izz said...

*rolls eyes*
You're so violent Eve.

Nixion Strange said...

NO

MWAHAHAHAHA!

Nixion Strange said...

*eats live chicken*

Nixion Strange said...

MSIT!

*sends Cthulhu after Mist*

Nixion Strange said...

hello?

Izz said...

*yawn*
God that's annoying...

*sigh* school again tomorrow.

Nixion Strange said...

the class disected a rat today

*shudders*

Gabriel said...

...

Izz said...

*bashes head against desk*

I wish I had the guts to put my sewing teacher out of her misery.

Izz said...

We disected a cow's eyeball in primary school once. It sat in the fridge for a week and it was blue... that was a good day.

Gabriel said...

I just remembered.

Nixion Strange said...

could it see you

Izz said...

What G?

Gabriel said...

Oh. About your sewing teacher. I just remembered that you were the one who wants to kill their teacher.

Izz said...

What Eve? the cow? the cow was steak by then.

Zathract Mist said...

Sparky in case you didn't know, flame got past the restrictions and can acces blogger now.

*continues eating*

Izz said...

Yeah I remember that coversation G...

Nixion Strange said...

*growls*

MSIT!

Nixion Strange said...

where did Sparky go anyway?

Gabriel said...

Hmm. I have to go soon so bye just in case.

Fletcher Renn said...

Bye Gabriel. Hope we talk again!

Izz said...

Eve! You really need to get over this thing with Mist!!

Gabriel said...

Not a chance.

Nixion Strange said...

wondering that myself

Zathract Mist said...

Oh sorry, Eve.

Ive been eating.. Be back in five.

*screams and runs from Cthulu*

WWWWWWHHHHHHHYYYYY???!!

Fletcher Renn said...

Aww.

Izz said...

OK now I'm confused. Who's Eve and who's Nix?

Nixion Strange said...

Because I can Mist

Nixion Strange said...

you'll never know

Fletcher Renn said...

You're mean.
*disappears*

Gabriel said...

I know I am.
*punches Fletcher*

Nixion Strange said...

MWAHAHAHAHA!

Gabriel said...

Bye!

Gabriel said...

It's Eve.

Gabriel said...

Waiit it's Nixion!!

Izz said...

Not true. I do know. I clicked your profile.

Gabriel said...

That's what I did.
HA!

Nixion Strange said...

you'll never know...

Bye Gab!

Izz said...

That's identity theft Nix.

Gabriel said...

bYE pEOPLE ITS YOU NIX...

Nixion Strange said...

MWAH HA HA!

That was fun!

Nixion Strange said...

oh, lighten up.

Izz said...

*rolls eyes*

What happened to Eve? She missed that whole thing.

Nixion Strange said...

maybe she wasn't here all night...

Nixion Strange said...

but you've got to admit, i played the part well

Izz said...

Don't be stupid.
I've tried having two conversations at once. It's not that easy.

Izz said...

Sort of. you only made a couple of comments.

Izz said...

also you're better off letting other people flatter you then flaunt it.
Trust me, it's far more fun.

Nixion Strange said...

yeah, that's why i said Nixion was eating (even though he finished ten minures before) and just said stuff as Eve, execpt for the occasional comment by Nix

Nixion Strange said...

yeah, but no one was going to say it

Nixion Strange said...

but when Sparky ased me if she should put the poem up...

Nixion Strange said...

^*asked me

Izz said...

well played! well played indeed! I didn't notice!
Probably because I came in late but still... sehr gut!

Nixion Strange said...

i only started when you got here
Give or take a few minutes

Izz said...

You emailed Sparky to say you were Nix? and told her not to say anything?

Nixion Strange said...

and now Eve is probably going to steal my idenity, and make up someting immbarising, and everyone will laugh at me

But I made sure i only said stuff she would say

Nixion Strange said...

Just emailed her, Never said anything about keeping quiet
then she dissapeared

Hi Mist

Izz said...

Well I must say I was fooled. I was also tired. But I was fooled.

Zathract Mist said...

Aw, where's Eve?

Nixion Strange said...

*puts force feild around self*

Izz said...

*sigh*
I hate not knowing things. That's why I blend into the background and eavesdrop on people who don't give a sh*t about me.

Zathract Mist said...

*sulks*

Nixion Strange said...

i also hate not knowing things. That's why i talk about stuff no one else knows about

Izz said...

*thinks about things I don't know*

Golden God Dammit!!

Zathract Mist said...

Eve!

Send the Cthulhu after Nix!

Nixion Strange said...

ummmm

*puts stronger force feild around self*

Zathract Mist said...

Uh...Cthuhu, will you obey me until Eve gets back?

*it growls*

I made you a signature!!

Izz said...

Can't you send something else after Nix Mist?

Nixion Strange said...

*puts unbreakable force feild around self*

Izz said...

*looks at pathetic force field*

you know I could get in there if I wanted to. and then I would hurt you.

Izz said...

Fortunatly for you I'm a good loser.

Zathract Mist said...

Uh..,I'll need to get my own pet.

Izz said...

I have a pet vampire. She is also my minion, which is very helpful.

Nixion Strange said...

it's unbreakable.
But just in case...
*calls in cosmic owl*
Defend me!

Nixion Strange said...

i have a cosmic owl

Izz said...

And what, pray tell Nix, does your cosmic owl do to defend you?

Zathract Mist said...

*whines pathetically*

Eve send the Cthulhu after him!!

Nixion Strange said...

The owl is the master of the Cosmos. It eats Whywolves, and is wise yet deadly
Perfect

Izz said...

Is that it?

Nixion Strange said...

Eve left before you got here...

Nixion Strange said...

THE OWL CAN CONTROL COSMIC ENERGY. IT CREATED THE UNIVERSE, AND CAN CONTROL ANYTHING, LIVING OR NON-LIVING AT WILL!

Zathract Mist said...

*sighs*

I'll go then.

Bye.

Nixion Strange said...

Mist, wait!

Zathract Mist said...

What?

*sulks darkly*

Izz said...

I looked it up. and it says nothing about that on the Adventure Time Wiki.

Don't lie Nix.

Nixion Strange said...

...
You didn't talk to Eve tonight

Nixion Strange said...

damn, i told you about Adventure time

Zathract Mist said...

I know. And I'm very depressed about that.

Can I leave now?

Izz said...

It's also in your profile. and you tell everybody about adventure time.

Nixion Strange said...

Even earlier. Did you know that? She left 2 hours ago

Izz said...

Mist. you can go if you are going to finish that god cursed Nix and Mist thing!!

Nixion Strange said...

that was me earlier, trying to fool you...

Zathract Mist said...

You actually don't like the series do you Izz?

Zathract Mist said...

...what?

Izz said...

Don't be absurd! I love the series, I just wish it would get written!!

Nixion Strange said...

...
i used her name and pic
Just thought you ought to know
It wasn't for you, it was for Gab, you just turned up, and i was already folling Gab.

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