Wednesday, February 22, 2012

I Hate Thinking Up New Titles For Blog Posts

When you write, you run out of steam.

It's obvious. When you do anything for long periods of time, you're going to run out of steam. You need to take a break, take a walk, do something else, recharge your batteries... I've got a few things I do, and they all work, but nothing- NOTHING- reinforces my enthusiasm as much as my Minions.

Whether it's reading the Comments on this accursed Blog (on those rare occasions when I CAN read the Comments grrrr) or popping in to the Bebo page (which I will do soon, I promise) or just heading over to the official (and fan-run) Facebook page (www.facebook.com/Skuttlebugfans), I always end up with a grin on my face, ready to get back to writing.

I never comment on the Facebook page, but I do visit. I have to, really. SOMEONE has to make sure these nutcases are behaving themselves. It was set up as something completely unofficial, but was filled with so many genuine folks that we just had to make Cory and Aby and Summer a part of the Skulduggery team. The wonderful thing about this is that, in some small way, you get to know the regular posters. I've never spoken with Zukiswa, but I know I'd like her if I did. Then there's Ellie and Ashley, two of the weirder ones. Georgina, of course, who has been around for YEARS and whom I adore. Olivia, my- ahem- wife of sorts. Never forgetting Becky, the irrepressible Becky, a girl for whom the word 'obsessed' was undoubtedly coined. There are loads of others- thousands of others, in fact- and their enthusiasm is infectious and good-humoured, and I'm glad that they have such a wonderful place to communicate.

(EDIT: and a quick glance at the Facebook page has made it clear that I somehow forgot to mention my dear Katy Amsden, one of my longest serving Minions. And while I'm not going to name everyone here, because this isn't a shout-out page, I will say hello to Joe and Nicole and Jordan and Ella- cool tattoo- and of COURSE a big hug and kiss goes to Megan Hobbs, with the clear understanding that she never mention the word baguette ever again.)

Another wonderful place is the Forums, at www.skulduggeryforums.co.uk. Again, I don't post any comments in the Forum, for a whole lot of reasons, mostly because I want to see how it evolves without my interference.

Practically every subject you could think of, to do with Skulduggery, is discussed here. Every few months I drop by and spend an evening just reading through the conversations. And there are some STARTLING conversations. The great thing is that you get real and honest opinions on the books and the various characters. You have people staunchly defending their point of view- like Liliana, who I've met a few times in Germany- and people working to convince others that their view is the right one. I've read their theories on what's going to happen, and some of these theories have veered close to what I had in mind, and some veered off wildly into the distance.

The internet, as we all know, is the refuge of the bully. You hear about it constantly- cyber-bullying and the ramifications it can have. And no doubt you've seen it yourself- focussed hatred and anger towards one individual that will not relent until that individual leaves. I've said it before, how happy I am that this Blog shows none of those tendencies, and neither does the Facebook page, and neither does the Forums. In the Forums, you have polar opposite opinions clashing with each other, but no one takes it personally. You have people arriving in the middle of a thread and announcing that, you know what? They don't really like the books anymore. And you get the politest and most understanding responses. You get one person loving Death Bringer, and then another hating it, and there is no animosity between them (the people who profess to dislike the most things seem to Synopsis and ExtraterrestrialGuy, but I think that's part of their inherent charm...).

I've never had a problem with people not liking these books. You can't please everyone, after all. If I read a bad review on Amazon or somewhere similar, I take it onboard, see if they have a point, and then move on. If it's constructive criticism, maybe it can even make the next book better. If it's not particularly constructive, then so be it. They didn't like it, and nothing I do or say will change that. And it's so gratifying that you, my Minions, seem to agree with me on this. There really is no point in getting annoyed with someone just because they don't like the same things you do.

One of the best Forum discussions I've read recently has been, bizarrely, part of the Pairings thread, where people hook characters up with each other. There is a group of people- Terry, Demented Kat, Moonie, Kribu, Holly-wa, Hallow Vigilance- who went off and had a long chat about, ahem, Valduggery. And for those of you who can't work out what Valduggery is, I'm not going to shatter your innocence here.

The thing about this discussion is the level to which all of this has been thought through. It stops being merely about the idea of Valduggery, and becomes an examination of Valkyrie and Skulduggery as individuals, and how much they mean to each other. As an extension of this, you also get a detailed investigation into the other characters as well.

Because these Minions, like most of you, seem to have an encyclopedic knowledge of all things Skulduggery, they regularly quote a line or two from the earlier books that have relevance to the later books. (I'm not really a fan of foreshadowing, and contrary to popular belief there isn't any of that in this series. Rather, there are hints of secrets that certain characters are keeping, that will only become apparent the more you read- and the more you re-read.) I've had a smile on my face when the conversation turns to how Skulduggery reacted to a certain piece of news in Mortal Coil, a reaction that only becomes understandable once you read Death Bringer, and then relate it back to what China said in the first book. It's so much FUN, as a writer, to drop these hints just when the series is starting off, and then wait a few years for the payoff. And it's places like the Forums, like the Facebook page and on Skulpedia that these things come to light.

So thank you, Minions, for all your hard work and thought and dedication. Thank you for treating each other with respect, and warmth, and thank you for how you welcome newcomers into the fold.

By the way, you're all insane.

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Eve the ROCK said...

I'm not saving you, Mist. You promised me.

Nixion Strange said...

How the hell did he manage that?

Lynxia Lost said...

*flicks hand and shadows pull Zath back to land*

Eve the ROCK said...

*watches as Mist struggles*

Nixion Strange said...

Fine, can we agree that Nixion killed more, but you killed quicker

Eve the ROCK said...

Sono venuto dalla Sicilia. E 'molto bello qui, ma io preferisco Australia.

Lynxia Lost said...

Zath! :O You are really good at computer editing, so unfair!

Zathract Mist said...

Yes.

He managed it because, well, you remember how Mist has a higher degree of control over flame? He can also manipulate it to leap from one target within a certain range. So he pushed them all together, set fire to one and withing seconds they were all burning.


Noooo! Eve, I wasn't killing myself!

Nixion Strange said...

Im not even going to bother trying to translate anymore Eve

You've completly lost me

Eve the ROCK said...

idem

Zathract Mist said...

@Shadow: Uh...what makes you say that??

Zathract Mist said...

I admit, I am though.

*grins broadly*

Zathract Mist said...

Eve, you don't have to save me, just start speaking English again!

Eve the ROCK said...

Oh. Well, soooorryy!

I was just saying how I can't actually speak English. I got an awesome tanslator.

Zathract Mist said...

***

They were at the Sanctuary and Zathract, Dark and Hunter had had to endure the rest of the six hours of the journey back listening to Nixion complaining about several things including his apparent intense pain, Zathract’s slow driving, problems with vampires, flaws in Necromancy, being tranquillized and Mist in general.

Lynxia Lost said...

The keep Calm one! And the one of Eve...

Nixion Strange said...

Stupid asain genii

Zathract Mist said...

Oh, them. Thanks.

*pushes myself to the surface and ignores Eve* *throws weight into water*

Eve the ROCK said...

Mist, do you come from Thailand?

Zathract Mist said...

@ Nix: You raisicst bastard.

Zathract Mist said...

I do, but I look nothing of the kind.
I am, for all intents and purposes, Aussie.

Nixion Strange said...

And remember, Nixion's got a broken jaw, so he'll have to mumble everything

Unless you gave him someting temporary to numb the pain or something

Zathract Mist said...

Oh, right, his jaw...

Eve the ROCK said...

Cool. I cam from Sicily, in Italy. I was just bragging about my awesome translator...

Eve the ROCK said...

E non funziona!

Eve the ROCK said...

Oh wait, it's working again.

Nixion Strange said...

And i'm an Aussie who goes to a schoo,l with 2 000 students, and about 200 are Aussie

My life sucks

Eve the ROCK said...

*slaps Nix*

Zathract Mist said...

Nix, how about this?


***

They were at the Sanctuary and Zathract, Dark and Hunter had had to endure the rest of the six hours of the journey back listening to Nixion complaining in a mumble due to his broken jaw about several things including his apparent intense pain, Zathract’s slow driving, problems with vampires, flaws in Necromancy, being tranquillized and Mist in general. In fact, they were all quite unpleasantly surprised that Nixion could manage a mumble at all, let alone the loud shout he had made when he awoke. Which was quite unfortunate in everyone else’s opinion. They were all more than content without Nixion complaining.

Lynxia Lost said...

It could be worse Nix, a lot worse...

Eve the ROCK said...

*rolls eyes* Well, none of you are listening, so I'd just like to say that I don't come from Italy, I do speak English and translators aren't awesome. But who cares anyway?

Zathract Mist said...

Eve isn't happy with me.

*sulks*

Zathract Mist said...

Eve, were you born in Australia?

Eve the ROCK said...

Why aren't I happy with you?

Eve the ROCK said...

Yes, I was.

Nixion Strange said...

Have any of you ever been beaten up for being Aussie in Austrlia?

Of corse, Shad isn't in Australia
And Eve and Mist were born in another country, so...

Zathract Mist said...

OK.

Because you thought I was trying to kill myself again.

*continues sulking*

Which I wasn't.

*fakes sobbing*

Eve the ROCK said...

Oh, so NOW you listen! I WAS BORN IN AUTRALIA.

Nixion Strange said...

Oh, Eve was born here
Never mind

Eve the ROCK said...

*grins* You should be the one angry with ME. I let you drown. Until Lynxia saved you.

Lynxia Lost said...

I'm in England! *waves out of window to Australia! (is actually doing this and the neighbour is looking at me funny)*

Nixion Strange said...

they call me Ghilo, which means white c***

Eve the ROCK said...

Grrrr. *fumes*

Lynxia Lost said...

*pats Eve's had and roast marshmallows on it (got some more) puts one in mouth* Not bad.

Eve the ROCK said...

*smoke comes out of brain*

Eve the ROCK said...

*flies into unstoppable rage* RAAAHAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Nixion Strange said...

Im not surprised her head is blowing up
It's still hot!

Izz said...

Just a quick comment or two before bed. servus alle.

Eve the ROCK said...

*jumps around like lunatic*

Lynxia Lost said...

Nix, do you go to Caroline Chisholm Catholic College? And if you do, are you using your school e-mail on here? 0_o

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Izz. Bed at 9:30?

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Izz.

*bangs fists on tree*

Nixion Strange said...

yeah...

how the hell do you know that?

Eve the ROCK said...

*leaps at Nix*

Nixion Strange said...

AAGGGHH! WHY?

Eve the ROCK said...

*pounds fists down on Nix*

Izz said...

I'm tired damn it!

Lynxia Lost said...

It was on the e-mail you sent back to me. It was saying how it's not taking responsibility for any viruses inside the mail.

BTW - I Google imaged your school by accident, it's pretty though. Mine's tiny.

Nixion Strange said...

WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!

Eve the ROCK said...

*grows claws and fangs*

Nixion Strange said...

it says that on both ends? Huh

Eve the ROCK said...

*swipes at Nix*

Izz said...

*pops popcorn*
nice work Eve.
*looks at Shadow*
Popcorn?

Zathract Mist said...

Eve, what the bloody hell is wrong?

*quickly ties Eve down to tree*

Nixion Strange said...

*puts Eve behind unbreakable force felid*

Now, that behaviour is not acceptable. You're going to spend some time in the Nawty corner

Eve the ROCK said...

*hisses and thrashes about*

Zathract Mist said...

*kicks Nixion*

Shut up.

Eve the ROCK said...

THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SPELL NAUGHTY!!!!! RAAAAAH!!

Izz said...

Oh come on guys. that was getting interesting.

Nixion Strange said...

oh, my spelling just died in the personality wars

Zathract Mist said...

Eve, calm down.

Lynxia Lost said...

Ooh, first...

I dedicate this page to all my friends on Blogger.

Robin Snowscar
Sparky Braginski
Lorelei Fletch
Star Midnight
Eve Azure
Flame Phoenix (despite how annoying you can get over certain... matters you're still my friend)
Nixon Strange
Zathract Mist
Kallista Pendragon
Gabriel Cobalt
(You know who you are...)


And also to me getting to kick Dylan Silver's face in.

Eve the ROCK said...

*lurches forward, trying to reach Nix*

Zathract Mist said...

*stuffs Eve's mouth with live chicken*

Eve the ROCK said...

I'M NOT EVE AZURE!!! I'M EVE THE ROCK!!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

*swallows live chicken whole*

Eve the ROCK said...

*bites through ropes*

Eve the ROCK said...

*runs at Nix, then hits forcefeild and falls over, writhing in pain*

Zathract Mist said...

Argh!

Izz said...

*yawns*
No matter. I don't think I've brushed my teeth yet. damn.

*sigh* school in the morning.

Nixion Strange said...

*genie*
"I will grant you any two wishes..."

*one guy*
"I wish for a box!"
*box appears*

*other guy*
"I wish to get blown up! No, i meant as in get bi-"
*explodes*

*genie*
"Your not very smart, are you"

*guy is now lieing in box*
"What do you mean?"

Lynxia Lost said...

*holds Eve's shoulders* Eve, whichever one, stop. Stop now. Think of live chickens just stop. If I let go and you launch at anyone who is my friend then you're gonna get your ass kicked. Understand?



*lets go of shoulders*

Zathract Mist said...

Umm...Eve, why exactly are you angry?

I'll let you out of the force-field if you tell me.

Eve the ROCK said...

.....I don't know. *relaxes*

Zathract Mist said...

That's what I said when Sparky was tying me up so...

*releases Eve from force-field*

Nixion Strange said...

MY FORCE FELID! I CONTROL IT!

Eve the ROCK said...

*goes for a stroll, then hits forcefeild and falls over, writhing in pain*

Zathract Mist said...

Too bad, buddy.

Zathract Mist said...

Oh, for...

Zathract Mist said...

TAKE IT DOWN!

Nixion Strange said...

Fine
*force feild dissappears*

Lynxia Lost said...

@Nix - does your school put pics on its website?

Eve the ROCK said...

Oh, right. *goes for a stroll*

Izz said...

Ok. glad there is peace.

I'm done for the day. Guten nacht alle.
*yawns again and waves*

Lynxia Lost said...

I'm gonna go through them and find stupid ones like with my school!

Zathract Mist said...

*hesitates and runs after Eve*

Are you OK?

Nixion Strange said...

You mean those ones that change very few seconds? Yeah
It's the one in Braybrook

Lynxia Lost said...

Ha ha ha! Found a stupid one where the guy isn't looking right at the camera and is half blinking, right I'll stop now.

Eve the ROCK said...

*turns to Mist* I'm quite alright.

Zathract Mist said...
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Zathract Mist said...

You don't sound it.

*looks concerned*

Nixion Strange said...

*puts force felid back up*

Okaaaaay

Zathract Mist said...

*Checks name*

WHAT THE HELL?!

Eve the ROCK said...

Don't I, Mist? Don't I?

Lynxia Lost said...

*edges towards shadows* I'll give you some space. Come on Nix. Space, remember. *stamps on Nix's foot so he gets the hint to shut up for a while*

Zathract Mist said...

*gets trapped in force-field with Monster*
*shakes her shouldn't*

Eeeeeeeeveee!

Eve the ROCK said...

*smiles creepily* What's wrong, everyone? Why so serious?

Nixion Strange said...

oh
I wouldn't have got that

Zathract Mist said...

*laughs then pauses*

...Seriously, what's wrong, Eve? Or would you rather I called you Monster?

Nixion Strange said...

*flys into Lumpy Space*
(like space, but lumpy)

Lynxia Lost said...

*shoots at Nix with bow and arrow* Shut up!

Zathract Mist said...

...Eve?
*checks for pulse*

Izz said...

*glances at "Monster"*
Eve? Bitte. Don't kill anyone.

Right. I'm gone now.

Nixion Strange said...

im gone
flown into lumpy space

Zathract Mist said...

Please answer. I have to go now...

Eve the ROCK said...

I'm not going to hurt you.

Zathract Mist said...

EVE!!

Zathract Mist said...

...Oh, wow...

Izz said...

oh my golden god is that the grudge?

Eve the ROCK said...

*chuckles evilly*

Nixion Strange said...

(glad im in Lumpy Space)

Zathract Mist said...

*stars crying*

What happened to you?!

*checks for a Remnant inside Eve*

Eve the ROCK said...

No, it's just Eve. You're friend.

Eve the ROCK said...

*your

Lynxia Lost said...

*grabs Nix and Lorelei and drags them into the shadows* Shut up, both of you.

Nixion Strange said...

IM IN LUMPY SPACE, NOT SHADOWS!

Eve the ROCK said...

*walks towards FRIENDS*

Izz said...

waaaaaait just one dog darn minute here! *pulls away from shadow*

EVE! You said you would always be Eve the ROCK!!

YOU SAID THAT! YOU LIAR!

Lynxia Lost said...

Shut up Nix!

Screw this! *runs to Eve* *slaps Eve* Wake up I'll kick you into next Tuesday.

Lynxia Lost said...

*or I'll

Zathract Mist said...

*starts panicking*

Eve, please stop!

Nixion Strange said...

*comes back*

Lumpy Space is boring

*see's Monster*

Oh yeah, i forgot...

Eve the ROCK said...

Ugh. Fine.

Lynxia Lost said...

Nix, help or I'll kill you too. *grabs Nix by ear and drags him over*

Izz said...

Much better. Now you're honest.

Eve the ROCK said...

That was the girl from The Ring. Watch the trailer. Super creepy.

Zathract Mist said...

*hugs Eve*

What just happened?!

Lynxia Lost said...

Thank the Golden God! *hugs Eve* You ever, ever do that again - and I'm not responsible for what I do!

Nixion Strange said...

Oh the ring

That creeps me out...

Eve the ROCK said...

You interrupted me on my stroll, that's what happened.

Izz said...

Those japanese movies are all scary.

Nixion Strange said...

oh by the way, my thing fomr beofre about the wishes was from Adventure Time

Eve the ROCK said...

Yeah. Like the Jitter Girls.

Lynxia Lost said...

The Ring isn't scary - it's s**t.

Zathract Mist said...

...

*turns and walks away without looking back*

Goodnight.

*vanishes abruptly*

Nixion Strange said...

Not the actual movie, haven't seen it
The idea of it

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Mist

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Mist.

Izz said...

The Grudge. Is scary.

Lynxia Lost said...

Night/Morning Zath.

*is looking for eye liner* Oh, where the Hell did I put it?

Zathract Mist said...

I am not happy.

*vanishes again and takes treehouse with me*

Nixion Strange said...

Without Donny the Ogere, the Whywolves would eat the house people, and hundreds more Whywolves would breed, then the cosmic owl would eat them all
But up until then, it's a pretty sweet deal

Izz said...

Bye Mist. *falls to ground*

I have a friend with hair like the grudge. She just had to dye it black and drape it over her face.
She has these really creepy blu eyes and looks super evil.

Zathract Mist said...

*points at Eve but no words come out*

*shakes head and walks off mumbling something about stupidity and the stroll*

Eve the ROCK said...

Just watched the trailer for the grudge. Creepy.

Izz said...

There's three grudge movies. the ending to the last one is nuts.

Eve the ROCK said...

Black hair? Blue eyes? China!

Eve the ROCK said...

What do you mean by nuts?

Lynxia Lost said...

I have really dark brown hair that people think is black. It's like Benedict Cumberbatch's in Sherlock. I also wear eye liner and mascara (when I can find it) so I get called goth.

Nixion Strange said...

No one cares about the house people

Eve the ROCK said...

LOL, Mist.

Izz said...

*laughs*
Yeah but it's longer than China's.

Eve the ROCK said...

I suppose...

Zathract Mist said...

Seeing as I am gaining none your your attention, I will just say that I need to go now and I'll be on tomOrrow.

Lynxia Lost said...

Bye Zath. *hugs*

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Mist

Izz said...

By nuts I mean it's bloody and you're still scared sh*tless.

Nixion Strange said...

Seriously, the house people will be eaten!

Izz said...

I take it you're one of the Sherlocked, Shadow?

Zathract Mist said...

Oh and I'm sill not happy with Eve.

*hands second box of chocolates anyway and leaves again*

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye, Mist. And I DID pay attention to you. No one paid attention to ME. That's why I lunged at Nix.

Lynxia Lost said...

*is now straightening hair (after abandoning looking for eye liner) when I spot it on the bed* What the Hell? I didn't put it there!

Eve the ROCK said...

Thank you! *eats live chicken chocolate*

Nixion Strange said...

Im one of the Sherlocked

Eve the ROCK said...

Oh, right. Cool.

Lynxia Lost said...

Yes, I am sssooo Sherlocked, plus, Benedict C. is fit as.

Lynxia Lost said...

Screw Brad Pit, I adore Benedict C!

Izz said...

That's good Nix. the more the merrier.
*remembers The Reichenbach Fall*
Awesomeness embodied.

Eve the ROCK said...

Has anyone seen the Hole?

Nixion Strange said...

though im don't think im Sherlocked for the same reasons as you guys...

Izz said...

Wunderbar Shadow!

Oh my god guess what I saw yesterday!

Lynxia Lost said...

I've read the books and adored the stories and Benedict C is really good as Sherlock and plays the part well but he's cuter when blonde.

Eve the ROCK said...

La la la....Oh Sh*t I've Got Homework. Bye!

Izz said...

oh don't worry Nix. I respect Irene's position.

Nixion Strange said...

I just think his checkbones are to high

Lynxia Lost said...

Bye Eve!

*laughs* You only watch it for Irene? Classic...

Izz said...

Benedict is pretty sexy though...
never mind

GUESS WHAT I SAW!

Lynxia Lost said...

What? If it's the Muppets me too!

Nixion Strange said...

I don't watch it for Irene
I watch it because it's one of the few shows where i can't guess the ending

Izz said...

Bye Eve.

I saw a sign on a shop! and guess what it said!!!!!

Nixion Strange said...

Checkbone surgery

Make 'em like Sherlock

Lynxia Lost said...

What did it say.

*is still laughing a bit because Nix likes Irene*

Nixion Strange said...

Who says i like Irene?

Lynxia Lost said...

*is looking in my broken mirror* I need my fringe cutting...

Izz said...

One word (and then some smaller words explaining the business)...



































Moriarty




I'm telling you it's a sign. Literally.

Nixion Strange said...

riiiiiiight

Lynxia Lost said...

OMGG! Wow - he's me idol! Him and Diana from Gone!

Nixion Strange said...

Gone! I love that series!

Izz said...

Gone?

Nixion Strange said...

Fear is comming out soon

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