Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Blogger Bah

Okay, I have done SOMETHING with the comments section...

Now when you comment, a new window should pop up. It isn't perfect, but at least there are pages now, and you don't have to keep reloading to get to the newest comment...

This is all VERY annoying.

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Sparky Braginski said...

Hmm...

I dedicate this page to someone thinking up a name for my story, and Val.

Valkyrie V. Cain, that is.

Needless to say, this comment won't actually contain any info about her, because you really should know by now.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Thanks Sparky :)

Sparky Braginski said...

Welcome.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hmm... I should probably eat something, because I haven't all day...

Nicole Cerundolo said...

Does this work?

Nicole Cerundolo said...

MWHAHAHAHA

Nicole Cerundolo said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I FEEL POWERFUL

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Ruby do you like my new picture? (I'm asking everyone...)

Sparky Braginski said...

TAKE THIS RUBERS!!!!!!!!!!

Nicole Cerundolo said...

Yes I do. Very much. I DO LIKE YOUR PICTURE.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

THANK YOU, RUBY. DO I LOOK LIKE VALKYRIE??? I'M ASKING THAT, TOO.

Nicole Cerundolo said...

What does this do?

Nicole Cerundolo said...

WHAT NOW????

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I think the blue one is for links... I'll test it...


http://bringingskulduggerytothemasses.blogspot.com/

Sparky Braginski said...

So it is!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hmmm... I guess it isn't... Weird.

Sparky Braginski said...

...

That is super confusing...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Yes, yes it is.


*sits still for a few seconds, then screams* I WANT DEREK TO COME ON! I DON'T CARE THAT IT'S PAST MIDNIGHT FOR HIM, I JUST WANT HIM TO COME ON!!! *picks up desk and throws it across the room*

Sparky Braginski said...

Can anyone think of a title for my story.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Pfft, no.

Nicole Cerundolo said...

GOLDEN GOD

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*tries to call him* Stupid phone... Doesn't let me make calls to Ireland...

Nicole Cerundolo said...

I must go... FAREWELL!

POOFS

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Bye Ruby

Sparky Braginski said...

Bye Rubers.

Sparky Braginski said...

I'm going to be leaving soon...

Sparky Braginski said...

Soon.

Not yet.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*eats someone's head off*

Sparky Braginski said...

Not mine.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*eats Sparky's ear off*

Sparky Braginski said...

*takes ear back, call Kenspeckle who sows it back on again*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

He can't 'sow' it back on. He can 'sew' it back on.

Sparky Braginski said...

Screw you.

GenesisAggelos said...

*le cries

It wouldnt let me post a comment earlier... I was lost :(

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hey, I have an issue with correcting people.

Sparky Braginski said...

I think I'm going now.

Yeppers, I'm leaving.

BYE!!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

NO SPARKY! HOW DARE YOU LEAVE ME! HOW DARE YOU DISOBEY ME!!! *feels like the Other Mother from Coraline*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Meh... I'm being forced to write now...

Sparky Braginski said...

No you aren't.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Wheee! You're back!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Or not...

Sparky Braginski said...

Sorry, I am back properly now.

Sparky Braginski said...

*singing*

I get more ass than a toilet seat,
Cops let me sing on the f*cking street.
My life is an endless buffet of hoes,
Been a pimp ever since my voice got low.

Christmas is a time of charity,
So imma let you sit somewhat close to me...


I love that parody...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

You're back now? Cool.


(just so you know, I'm taking a break from my Ivy story... I'm doing a new one...)

Sparky Braginski said...

*growls then sighs*

Only if you let me read it before ANYONE else.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Okay. I already have almost 200 words, even though that isn't too much... Would it be weird if I made Ivy into a sort of good guy?

Sparky Braginski said...

...

No.

I think that in the end, she'll be a very scary, slightly evil, good guy.

Sparky Braginski said...

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeey Cat.

Sparky Braginski said...

Wanna read a story?

Cat said...

*scowls*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

That's what I was thinking...

Everytime Ivy kills someone, it'll be similar to this:

"Ivy!" Anomaly said sternly. "What did I tell you about killing people? Good guys don't do that!"

"I'm sorry," Ivy said unconvincingly, "but I'm just to used to it."

"Apologise."

"I'm sorry?"

"Not to me, to the corpse."

"That wasn't me apologising to you, that was me sort of asking a question, somewhat along the lines of, 'I'm sorry, I don't understand what you want'. And I'm not going to apologise to a corpse, Anomaly, that's ridiculous."

"Say you're sorry right now."

"You're sorry right now."

"Oh my God, you are so annoying..."

Sparky Braginski said...

*laughs*

That's ridiculously funny.

Cat said...

see, now that is why i scowl.

my school says we need to put some of our writing on the internet. i have searched, over and over for a loophole.
can we write-once apon a time, someone died. the end.
no.
can we put it on a site no one goes to?
no.
can we put it somewhere no one will find?
no.

at least 4 people need to read it, and that's not happening.

Sparky Braginski said...

What are you scowling about Cat?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

That's what would happen! Ivy and Anomaly make a good pair like that. I just need to get to the point where they team up, so all those funny parts can happen...

Sparky Braginski said...

So, what's the problem?

(My mum is watching me raise my eyebrow at the computer, very confused.)

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Brb, I'm gonna add to my 'new' story...

Cat said...

whose problem? mine is probably anger managment issues.

Sparky Braginski said...

Why can't you put some of your writing on the internet???

Cat said...

cuz it sucks
i have a hundred thousand peices, all of which suck.

Sparky Braginski said...

...

Do you want to read something of mine... Anyway?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*leaves story for a moment* Sparky, Ivy just fell off a building and broke her wrist... it was an attempt to get away from Saturnine... This is a great way to start this other story...

Sparky Braginski said...

You sure do love using Ivy and Saturnine, don't you?

Cat said...

Yeah. Dude, your stuff is actually good.

oh, and the requirements are terrible.
8has to be 300 words at least
Main charecter has to be good
main charecter has to stay alive
main charecter has to learn something

i have a story that bypasses 3 out of those four.

300 words
good(depends on how you look at things- from his veiw, everything is goodish. he's crazy, so....)
and he learns something- bring grenades to you own funerals. he's never had to before, but he does now. fun.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

It's so much fun. It'll be even better when Ivy breaks down the door to Anomaly's house and forces her to come along.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I'm gonna disappear again... I'll be back...

Sparky Braginski said...

My stuff, or Vals stuff?

Sparky Braginski said...

(I am writing at the same time as talking here, so if it takes me a bit to respond, don't be surprised)

Sparky Braginski said...

Hello?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Same... I love the line I just wrote. Here it is:

“Ivy Animosity,” Saturnine said, a cruel smile in her voice, “at last. All your fighting, all your running, all your near escapes, they were useless. I’ve caught you, and you’re not getting away. Not this time.”

“If you’re going to capture me,” Ivy said angrily from on the ground, “I’d prefer that you shut up. You caught me. Congratulations. Just capture me and get over it. You can go gloat to someone who actually cares afterwards. Because I assure you, I couldn't care less.”

Sparky Braginski said...

Aw, dang.

Gotta go guys...

BYE!!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

BYE SPARKY.

Sparky Braginski said...

I'll be back in around an hour. Probs more than that.


BYE!!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

WAIT! YOU NEED TO READ THIS!


Ivy Animosity ran across the rooftops, doing her best not to trip and fall. She could hear Saturnine Bilious running behind her, only about arm’s distance away. If she really tried, she could probably grab Ivy. That is, of course, if she didn’t fall while trying.

Ivy felt Saturnine reaching towards her, trying to grab the back of her black coat. She began to run faster, to the point where tripping was far too likely, hoping to get some distance between them. She glanced back for a second, just to see how far apart they were, when suddenly Ivy’s foot slipped.

Ivy cried out as she slid off the roof, her entire body turning in circles as she rolled off. As she felt the roof give way beneath her, she reached a hand out and managed to grab the gutter. Her fingers got soaked with the rain that was steadily falling and with the disgusting water in the gutter already. She started to climb up again, but just as she reached her other arm up, she heard a crack and was suddenly falling once again.

Ivy cursed as she fell, knowing all too well that falling off of a tall building hurt. Her back was to the ground, so she flipped over, that way she could be facing the ground to make it easier to catch herself. She put her arms out, hoping that might help, but as the ground come closer she realised what a terrible idea that had been.

Ivy’s hands hit the ground first, and she gritted her teeth, fighting back tears. She had broken her left wrist, again, and that made it harder for her to fight, least of all to get up. The rest of her body was aching, too. She figured she had broken a few ribs as well. She had barely even gotten close to pushing herself up when she heard someone land on the ground behind her. She didn’t even have to look up to know it was Saturnine.

“Ivy Animosity,” she said, a cruel smile in her voice, “at last. All your fighting, all your running, all your near escapes, they were useless. I’ve caught you, and you’re not getting away. Not this time.”

“If you’re going to capture me,” Ivy said angrily from on the ground, “I’d prefer that you shut up. You caught me. Congratulations. Just capture me and get over it. You can go gloat to someone who actually cares after. Because I assure you, I couldn't care less.”

“Very well,” Saturnine responded. Ivy heard two people come up behind her. “Grab her.”

Ivy felt herself being grabbed, and couldn’t really do anything to stop herself from being picked up, due to her multiple injuries. Her hands were pulled behind her, and a pair of handcuffs were snapped on to her wrists, causing Ivy to hiss in pain.

Once she had been yanked up into a standing position, Ivy could see Saturnine smiling at her. “I’m afraid that, because this part is secretive, you can’t be conscious for it.” Saturnine’s fist hit Ivy in the face, and the last thing she saw before she blacked out was the pavement beneath her feet.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Why is it so quiet here?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

It's been about an hour...

Sparky Braginski said...

I HAVE RETURNED.

And I said it would most likely be more than that so...

Sparky Braginski said...

And I read the thingy.

Why didn't she, like, teleport or something?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

'Cause it's a different story. I'm testing it out. She's not as powerful in this one.

Sparky Braginski said...
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Sparky Braginski said...

Okay...

Cool!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Mmmhmm.


I'm trying to do something that, if it works, will make you happy... But it takes a while...

Sparky Braginski said...

...

*reads sentence again*

...

Am I patient enough? I mean, knowing that there is something good to come is reassuring, but waiting for it?

I dunno...

PSYCH! I can wait!!!

Sparky Braginski said...

Wait, 'If it works'?

Not putting faith into my heart there Val.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

WELL I HAVE NO CONTROL OVER THE FACT THAT IT MIGHT NOT WORK!


However, Step One seems to have worked. Step Two is probably harder.

Sparky Braginski said...

Step One? Step Two? What the hell are you doing?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*grins* If it works, you'll see.

Sparky Braginski said...

...

ARE YOU SENDING ME A VIDEO???

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

And if it doesn't... That will suck. A lot.

Sparky Braginski said...

GAH!!!

HURRY UP, I'M LEAVING IN TWENTY MINUTES!!!!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

MAYBE.

Sparky Braginski said...

MAYBE?

IN CAPS?

THAT MEANS YES!!

OH GOLDEN GOD YES!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I CAN'T HURRY, WOMAN, THE INTERNET'S BEING WEIRD.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

You're right. It DOES mean yes. BUT I NEED THE COMPUTER TO WORK!!!

Sparky Braginski said...

WOMAN?

*tackles Val, pins her to the ground and holds Makhaira VERY close to her neck*

WOMAN?

I AM NO WOMAN.

*shocks her severely, but not deadly*

*gets up, helps up Val, then punches her face*

Sparky Braginski said...

I. AM. NO. WOMAN.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hey, don't punch me in the face, it'll make this take longer!!!

Sparky Braginski said...

*shouts at Val's internet connection*

BEHAVE YOURSELF.

Sparky Braginski said...

As soon as I've finished this page, I'm gonna send it to you...

Kienan V. said...

hi

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

AGH! IT SAYS THE ATTACHMENT FILE IS TOO BIG TO SEND!!!

Sparky Braginski said...

WHAT!?

WHAT!?

THAT'S SO STUPID!!!

Sparky Braginski said...

THAT IS SO NOT COOL!!!!!!!!!!

Jemma said...

breathe...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hi Kienan, I'm busy FREAKING OUT AT THE COMPUTER... *smacks head into screen as an attempt to make it work* OW!

Sparky Braginski said...

VAL'S COMPUTER, I COMMAND THEE TO WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jemma said...

anyone heard from izzy?

Sparky Braginski said...

Blue is very affective.

Effective?

Whatever...

WORK GOLDENGODAMMIT VAL'S COMPUTER!!!!!

Jemma said...

hello?

Sparky Braginski said...

Hello Gemma.

Val and I are spazzing.

BECAUSE HER COMPUTER IS STUPID.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

It's effective. With an 'E'.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

It's not even the computer! It's the INTERNET!!!

Jemma said...

first of all, you spelt my name wrong sparky.

second, how do i change the little picture from that B thing to something else?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

You click on your name, go to 'Edit Profile', then you pick a photo from your computer or the internet.

Sparky Braginski said...

Posting my story so far, then leaving.


Why was it so cold? She didn’t want to move. She was comfortable there. But why did it need to be so cold? She could hear something. Sirens. Where was she? She opened her eyes. Ugh. She was still in her bedroom.
Wait. Sirens?
She rolled over and landed on the floor.
‘Ow…’ She moaned. She did that every day. She needed a bigger bed. She got up and looked at her closet. She picked out jeans and a football jersey. She tripped at the top of the stairs and eventually landed on the floor. She did that every day too. She grunted and got up. She checked her watch. 2:30am. What the hell was happening? She opened the front door and saw that the house across the street had broken windows. Nothing to do with her. She shut the door again and walked into the kitchen. She ignored the toaster completely because the last time she used it, the toaster burnt half of her hair off. She opened the microwave carefully and avoided the small explosion of goo.
‘Ryan!’ She called up the stairs. ‘Get down here!’ She heard a groan, a thump and a swear as Ryan hit his head against the ceiling.
‘Microwave?’ He yelled back, leaning over the banister of the hallway upstairs.
‘Yes the microwave.’
‘I have to clean it don’t I?’ He asked. She nodded.

She sat in the dining room eating cereal and glaring at Ryan. Idiot. He had done that two days ago. She didn’t forget to easy. She saw him shuffle out of the kitchen.
‘Done.’ He mumbled, heading back up the stairs. She watched him slowly make his way up the stairs. God, he was stupid sometimes. But, most of the time he was a complete brainbox. He wasn’t smart in the straight A student sense, he was just… Intelligent. He was in his second year of University and his looks were deceiving. Very deceiving. He had spiky red hair that people made fun of. He was average height and skinny. His eyes were pale blue and his features were uninteresting. He was funny, in a annoying sort of way and they were housemates. It was her, Ryan and Kat. Oh. Kat.
‘Ryan wait!’ She called up again. He looked down again.
‘What now?’
‘Where’s Kat?’
‘She’s still in bed.’
‘Are you sure?’ She asked.
‘Yes, Harper, I’m positive I ch-‘ He paled. ‘I didn’t check. Are those sirens?’
‘Yes, they are sirens. Let’s check the basement.’ They walked down the stairs and knocked on the basement door. No response. Harper opened the door and peered into the room. Empty. Harper started walking up the stairs.
‘The psycho has gone arsonist again. Let’s go get her.’ She said. Ryan sighed and started muttering something about chains as he got his jacket. They walked out into the freezing cold, crossed the road and entered the forest behind the houses on that side of the street. They walked to the clearing at the middle of the forest and saw Kat sitting in the snow, rocking back and forth slightly. Harper and Ryan shared a look, then Harper tentatively reached towards Kat’s shoulder. Kat looked up, her eyes shining.

Sparky Braginski said...

‘Hey guys! How are you? I’m good though in retrospect it might’ve been smart for me to bring a jacket out here.’ She said cheerily. Ryan sighed and passed Kat his one.
‘Can we go back inside now? I’m freezing.’ He shivered. Kat smiled and got up. They walked back to the house, trying to stick to the shadows. Harper stared at the back of Kat’s head as they walked. It was amazing how she could blend into any environment and still grab the attention of every boy she went past. Kat had blonde hair and grey eyes. She was tall and had a couple freckles. Harper had been jealous when they first met, but had decided since then that she was quiet happy being herself.

The three of them walked into the house and Kat started walking to the basement. Harper grabbed the back of her shirt and pulled her back. Ryan then grabbed Kat’s shoulders and forced he onto the couch.
‘Kat, this really needs to stop.’ Harper sighed. Kat smiled.
‘This is serious Kat. It needs to stop. You’ll be fine for weeks and then, Bam! You go uts again.’ Ryan scolded. Kat frowned.
‘Ryan, Harper, please let me get some sleep. I’m tired.’ Kat said. She got up and walked into the basement. Ryan looked at Harper and shrugged.
‘It’ll sort itself out eventually. Everything does.’ Ryan yawned, ‘I’m going to bed too.’ He turned and walked up the stairs. Harper sighed and walked up the stairs after him. She walked into her bedroom, pulled the covers off her bed and wrapped them around herself as she sat down at her computer. She logged in, checked her e-mails, there was one from the publishing company. She flinched and opened it. She quickly scanned the page and sighed. Denied. They denied her. Again. She scowled, fighting back the tears, and opened up the word document on which the story was written. ‘Frivolous Attempts’. She selected the entire story and hit ‘delete’. She then moved to close the document. A pop-up appeared. ‘Do you want to save the changes you made to Frivolous Attempts.docx?’ She sighed and hit ‘Don’t Save’; she wasn’t giving up just yet. She closed the page and looked at the screen. She could see her face reflected in the monitor. Short black hair, pale skin and far too skinny for her liking. Harper hated her reflection. She only looked at it when she doubted she could feel any worse. It never helped, because all se could ever see were the things that she hated about herself. Mainly her eyes. The were probably the prettiest part of her face, but she still hated them. They were dark brown, and mysterious. Harper had no idea why she hated them, but she always had. She yawned and checked the time. 3:15am. She turned off the computer and leaned out her bedroom window, thinking. She heard a loud BANG! Come from the basement. Harper sprinted down the stairs, followed closely by Ryan. They pelted down the second set of stairs and met Kat, who was shaking and couldn’t open the door.

‘Kat, what happened?’ Ryan asked.
‘I don’t know! I went to open the door, found it was locked and I was trying to jimmy it open and something inside exploded!’ She squealed. She then growled and kicked the door. The explosion must have weakened the hinges or something, because the door fell. Harper moved to go in but Kat stopped her abruptly. Kat went in and replaced the door behind her. Ryan and Harper looked at each other.

Sparky Braginski said...

‘What was that about?’ Ryan said, bewildered. Harper was about to knock down the door again when they heard the sound of an electric screwdriver reattaching the door to the hinges that were stuck to the wall.
‘Ryan, I thought you were asleep.’ Harper yelled over the noise.
‘Nope. I couldn’t sleep, and I have that huge assignment, remember?’
‘Oh yeah.’ Harper trailed off.
‘Have you gotten the response from the publishing company yet?’ He said, trying to make conversation, knowing that Harper had been worrying about the response for days. Harper said nothing. Ryan didn’t get the message.
‘Did you hear me?’ He yelled, ‘I asked if you got a response from the pub-‘ Harper scowled and nodded. No tears. No crying. Ryan was about to ask what they said when he figured it out. He paled.
‘Oh, God, Harper, I’m so sorry.’ He murmured. Harper shook her head.
‘Whatever you just said, I didn’t hear it.’ She yelled, the screwdriver noise cutting out halfway through her sentence. Harper blushed. She then banged on the door that had just been fixed. There was a slight scrabble on the other side, and then Kat’s head popped out.
‘Yes?’
‘Let me in. Now.’ Harper said, with a no-nonsense air about her. Kat opened the door wider, letting Harper have a glimpse of the room.
‘Nothing suspicious. Please let me finish fixing the door.’ Kat said, innocently. Ryan peered over Harper’s shoulder.
‘Kat, something in there blew up less than five minutes ago. Let us in, you can keep working on the door.’ He said. Kat scowled and grudgingly let them in.
‘Just don’t touch anything.’ She growled, and promptly continued working on the door, mumbling something about ‘Not letting the undesirables in.’ Ryan and Harper shared a look, and looked around the room. There was nothing broken and no sign of a commotion. Everything was clean and tidy. In fact, the room looked practically untouched. Which was weird, considering Kat spent all of her free time down here. Ryan and Harper decided to leave Kat to it, and went to bed.

The next morning Harper got up at seven feeling incredibly tired, walked downstairs and made herself breakfast. She zoned out while she was having her second bowl of cereal for that day, dwelling on her book. She knew that it was good. She was positive it was good. Why didn’t the publishing companies see that? She’d sent ‘Frivolous Attempts’ to three different publishing companies now, and none of them liked it. Harper was frowning into space when Ryan bounced down the stairs.
‘Good morning Harper! It’s sort of a new day!’ He said cheerily. He then remembered about the book. He smacked his forehead and swore.
‘God, I am such an idiot.’
‘No, Ryan, you’re right. It’s fine. Really.’ Harper responded, snapping back to Earth. Harper checked the time while scooping a spoonful of food into her mouth and nearly choked.
‘Crap, I’m almost late.’ She coughed. Harper ran up the stairs, got ready in two minutes and ran back down almost tripping, but not quite. She stumbled to the door and called back, ‘Make sure Kat doesn’t blow anything else up, Okay? Bye!’
‘Have a good day!’ Ryan yelled back, smiling. Harper was almost late every day, but never was. He got a new spoon out and finished Harper’s cereal.

Sparky Braginski said...

K, BYE!!!!!!!!!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*watches attempt of making this thing work* I HAVE NO PATIENCE...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

NO! I'M STILL TRYING TO MAKE IT WORK! YOU CAN'T LEAVE!

Jemma said...

Thanks V

Sparky Braginski said...

WELL TOO DAMN BAD!!!

*sticks out tongue and dissapears*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*smacks Sparky as she leaves*



You're welcome Jemma

Jemma said...

one question, how come it didn't work?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Brb

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Actually, no, I'm not leaving....


And are you asking about the photo thing? Because I don't know why it didn't work. It usually works better if you chose a photo saved to the computer... If you did that, and it didn't work, I don't know.

Jemma said...

oh well, so how do i get on someone elses blog page?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

By going to the link to their blog.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*eats a tree*

Jemma said...

HA LOL

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hello?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Oh. Nevermind about the 'Hello?' thing.

*looks at the new American cover for Playing with Fire* IT LOOKS LIKE ME!

Jemma said...

really? cool!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

IT'S AWESOME!

Jemma said...

i need to pack up and leave for home, i've been visiting my nan and pop and now it's time to go. bye

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Bye Jemma. It was nice meeting you.

deylan9 said...

Hi people you can get my book on kindle! its called the alien teacher! its just a preview to whats coming up!! check it out! thanksis
ps its out tomorrow! only 2.50

Sparky Braginski said...

HELLO!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

HI SPARKY! It didn't end up working....


Jaida's running around screaming, in an unnaturally high-pitched voice, "THE HILLS ARE ALIVE, WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC!", and it's driving me insane.

Sparky Braginski said...

OMGG, really?

I feel for you.

GOLDENGODDAMN THE VIDEO.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*screeches like a banshee*

Sparky Braginski said...

Why?

I WANT THE COMPUTER. TYPY TPY TYPE. WEITY WRITY WRITE.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Why am I screeching? Because I always do.

Sparky Braginski said...

I know, but why now specifically?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*shrugs and steps on someone's brain*

Sparky Braginski said...

*checks head*

Yeppers, mine's still there.

*puts on helmet*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*eats a goatsicle*

Sparky Braginski said...

You're in an awfully DOING mood.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*climbs in a tree and hides* *sees Caelan sitting next to me and screams* *falls out of the tree*

Sparky Braginski said...

CAELAN!

*punches Caelan, then kicks his crotch and electrocutes him at the same time*

*chops off his head with Makhaira*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*lights Caelan's head on fire and starts dancing in circles around it, laughing like a maniac and pointing at his head*

Sparky Braginski said...

Yeppers.

*drops the still burning head into a vat of salt water*

SH*T MY HAND!!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*makes a squirrel noise*

This is how I entertain myself with and without Amanda.

Sparky Braginski said...

Well, you're sorta with me. Not the same, I know, but I'm a different kind of fun.

Sparky Braginski said...

Well, you're sorta with me. Not the same, I know, but I'm a different kind of fun.

Sparky Braginski said...

Well, you're sorta with me. Not the same, I know, but I'm a different kind of fun.

Sparky Braginski said...

Well, you're sorta with me. Not the same, I know, but I'm a different kind of fun.

Sparky Braginski said...

Well, you're sorta with me. Not the same, I know, but I'm a different kind of fun.

Sparky Braginski said...

Well, you're sorta with me. Not the same, I know, but I'm a different kind of fun.

Sparky Braginski said...

Well, you're sorta with me. Not the same, I know, but I'm a different kind of fun.

Sparky Braginski said...

Well, you're sorta with me. Not the same, I know, but I'm a different kind of fun.

Sparky Braginski said...

Well, you're sorta with me. Not the same, I know, but I'm a different kind of fun.

Sparky Braginski said...

Well, you're sorta with me. Not the same, I know, but I'm a different kind of fun.

Sparky Braginski said...

Well, you're sorta with me. Not the same, I know, but I'm a different kind of fun.

Sparky Braginski said...

Well, you're sorta with me. Not the same, I know, but I'm a different kind of fun.

Sparky Braginski said...

Well, you're sorta with me. Not the same, I know, but I'm a different kind of fun.

deylan9 said...

hi!

deylan9 said...

hi sparky!

Sparky Braginski said...

Hey Deylan.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hello!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

OW! My computer assulted me!

It actually smacked me. In the face. It hurts.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

It hit me in the same place that had a bruise from walking into a door...

Sparky Braginski said...

I DEDICATE THIS PAGE TO THE GOLDEN GOD, VAL V(again) AND DEXTER VEX!!!

Derek Landy: Doesn't need explaining.

Valkyrie V. Cain: Also doesn't need explaining.

Dexter Vex: He called Skulduggery a turnip.

OH, AND MY NEW STORY THAT STILL NEEDS A TITLE!!!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

NAME YOUR STORY THE SAME THING AS HARPER'S STORY FROM IN THE STORY!

deylan9 said...

do u have a kindle?

Sparky Braginski said...

Frivolous Attempts?

Nopers. Doesn't fit.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Nope. I don't have one.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

MY FACE HURTS.

Sparky Braginski said...

And anyway, the name of the story is a joke in itself.

Harper's attempts at getting her story published have been frivolous as of yet.

deylan9 said...

poor u

deylan9 said...

hi monieur landy

Sparky Braginski said...

Monieur Landy?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

AGH! I GOT HURT! AGAIN!


This is probably a sign that I should be a lot more careful....

Sparky Braginski said...

Probably.

deylan9 said...

madame landy

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

And yet everytime I get hurt I become even less careful.

Sparky Braginski said...

And what is that supposed to mean?

deylan9 said...

my name is skulduggery landy

deylan9 said...

lame?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Madame Landy?

Sparky Braginski said...

I AM SO CONFUSED.

Who is Madame Landy???

deylan9 said...

ME

deylan9 said...

I AM MADAME LANDY, REBORN

Sparky Braginski said...

Okay.

deylan9 said...

hey who likes doctor who?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*pulls out massive dictionary meant for college*

Sparky Braginski said...

I'm leaving.

Unless someone can convince me otherwise within five minutes.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

NO! DON'T LEAVE!

Sparky Braginski said...

Convince me.

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