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«Oldest ‹Older 2601 – 2800 of 4714 Newer› Newest»And Fletcher hates you, Caelan. Surprise, surprise. Now, I'm going to check my email. *punches Caelan while leaving*
*stirs Caelan head and saltwater together*
Hey Star, do you even know who Caelan is?
I gotta go now Bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DEREK LANDY,
I HAVE A REQUEST FOR YOU TO SAY HELLO TO ME PLEASE DO. IT WOULD MAKE BE VERY HAPPY.
I AM GOING TO KEEP REPEATING THIS OVER THE NEXT FEW DAY SO YOU MIGHT see THIS
Great.
*looks at Caelan's headless body*
*grins and kicks his balls*
Self-pitying loser.
*and drops little pieces into vat of salt water*
Leaving now. Bye!
Bye Star and Crystal!
Byee
Grrr, gmail isn't loading...
It's you, me and Acorns now Robin.
*tackles Robin and blurs away*
Did you read my epic battle with Tesseract?
My hand still hurts.
Uh Val, the e-mail with pictures will take AGES to load so...
*it finally loads* Oh, I already saw those, Sparky.
(Does No-Brainer have blonde hair, by any chance? In my dream, the one who hated me had blonde hair.)
No I haven't seen that. Why did I get tackled *stomps foot*
No-Brainer is from Chile, so. No.
My only friend who is blonde is Hayley.
Who isn't really blonde.
There is Mikahla... But I haven't spoken to her in years.
...
I don't think I get along with blonde people.
Cause I felt like tackling you.
Does anyone like my new profile pic?
Weird. And when you were around, you kept making me take you to carnivals with voodoo magic and stuff...
*smacks Sparky on the head with rabid chipmunk*
*looks closely at the chipmunk* Oh look, it's Alvin! *tears Alvin's head off*
*frowns* Where'd Caelan go?
*chucks loads of rabid chipmunks on Val*
They all look like Alvin don't they?
I made Caelan head and sea water soup Val
Carnival?
Ew.
Voodoo?
WHY?
Did the friend have a name?
I'm right here, Valkyrie. *is standing right next to her*
I bet, if we ignore him, he'll go away.
*puts bucket of rabid squirrels on Caelans head*
*looks over and sees Caelan* Agh! Get away from me! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! *runs to Sparky for protection*
Okay Valkyrie... Ehhehehe... Ehhehehe...
*backs away into the shadows and stays there*
Really Val? Really?
* kicks Caelan's where it hurts, then electrocutes him, then while he's still jittering, chucks him into a vat of salt wet, then jumps in and opens his mouth*
*when satisfied that he drank some climbs back out again*
Now dry me qu-
*shocks self*
NOW D-DRY ME N-NOW!!!!
*holds out hand so the water comes off Sparky, then gets as far from the shadows as possible*
I like bunnies and birdies
ESPECIALLY
ROBINS!
I'm sitting outside a gym, and the song that's playing was playing te background of a nightmare I had recently.
Run Sparky.
ThaNks Val.
@Robin, why?
That's always fun, being reminded of nightmares. *thinks* Let's see, what was the last nightmare I've had...? Oh, I think it was the one when I made the Necromancers angry, and they all sest up bombs around the building, keeping everyone trapped in, and Solomon Wreath tried to kidnp me, then they brought the dinosaurs back as zombies, and then it started raining black blood...
Prophetic dreaming *shudders*
Your nightmares consist of SP. Even your nightmares are cool, mine on the other hand are nearly always about clowns or dinosaurs or being trapped somewhere by something. But then I don't often have nightmares and when I do I nearly always realise and wake up.
Oh, and there was the dream when Derek was trying to kill me. That wasn't fun.
And there was the one where I was in prison, and China was the guard, and then when I got out Caelan got mad at Fletcher, slit his throat, then did the same to me.
I also had one where I was supposed to re-write Dark Days, but I refused, so someone else did, but made sure I was tortured the whole time, then China put me in a cage with Skulduggery, then drained our magic and Skulduggery died.
Then there was the one where Santa told me I was a terrible person, locked me in a cage, made me dance like an idiot, then never let me out. I've hated him ever since.
And the one where Serpine needed to be stopped again, but he decided to go after everyone in my family, and I couldn't stop him without Skulduggery...
*thinks for a few mintues* I have interesting dreams.
Do't get me wrong Val but your dreams/nightmares sound kinda fun
Hi
And bye. Gotta go!
Yeah, but they're scary at the time. But you know how when you tell someone something about your dream and it doesn't happen again? I know this sounds like I'm lying, but I'm serious, every dream I have my name is never Bella. It's always Valkyrie. That can't be good for me...
*pulls out phone and attempts to call Derek again* *swears* Stupid phone company doesn't let me make calls out of the country...
That's an obsession that Val. But then my name never gets mentioned in a dream as far as I can remember so what can I say?
Hi everyone!
And val, your dreams xo sound really cool. Sometimes i have dreams where i'm a different person, but i haven't had one where i'm valkyrie yet. . .
Well val being obsessed with SP is hardly a new thing
It's fun to be Valkyrie in my dreams, but other times it makes things super hard...
Like the time when someone found out about... Well, I can't say, because you haven't read Dark Days...
Sorry. I'll read it as soon as i can.
*tries calling Derek about ten more times* *sighs* What's the point of having his phone number if I can't even call it?
Don't ask me
He probably found your number and blocked it or it comes up as 'crazed pyscho Ameriminion'
He probably found your number and blocked it or it comes up as 'crazed pyscho Ameriminion'
TWO AGAIN
*smash laptop*
Two what?
I don't think he did... I JUST WISH I COULD MAKE OVERSEAS CALLS, BUT IT'S LIKE $3 A MINUTE.
Oh. Right. It posted twice
I think he will...
*climbs tree*
RELEASE THE GEESE!
*crazed geese swarm blogland*
*swarm of geese can't fly but appear to be able to knock down trees*
hmm..
You are called a gaggle of geese.
*geese look offended*
Okay I'll stick to swarm
Where did everyone go?
I'm being forced to clean my room... and writing...
Well, I'm leaving g'night blogland
Hi Crystal! (Although I did ALREADY say hi to you earlier on but you must have missed it... Still, now it's happened TWICE!)
Hi to both shadows- Shadow9 and the Shadow Ripper! Sorry I can't be on all the time, but it's just astonishing how much time being on here takes up. Even a casual conversation can take half an hour, and that's half an hour away from writing the book. Maybe when I'm finished and the pressure's off...
Oh hang on, no, cuz then I'll be pretty much IMMEDIATELY starting the NEXT book... Erm... maybe after Book 9!
Ok, answering some questions...
I don't think we'll ever find out what present Skulduggery had that he didn't give to Val at Christmas- sorry!
Some of you are interested in seeing the magical symbols. Interesting suggestion... At some point we might have a piece of artwork from Tom that really highlights this. We'll see.
And a few people want to know how Fletcher could teleport to Australia. Well, basically, he's travelled a lot! A teleporter isn't a whole lot of good if he can only teleport to a limited number of countries, so one of the main requirements in training is you've got to expand your experience.
Fletcher, though, being Fletcher, found a way to get around things like spending hours on airplanes and boats. He gets onto planes and boats, then gets off. Then he waits for that plane to land in, say, Australia, and teleports onto the PLANE. Then he gets off and he's in Oz without having to spend a day getting there. That Fletch sure is sneaky...
(Oh, and just seeing a place in a picture is not enough to enable him to teleport there. He has to see it in real life.)
DEREK!!
I AM SOOOO LUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uh. Hello.
I on't have any questions anymore...
Except, Do you understand how amazing I think you are?
I ARRIVED THREE SECONDS AGO.
Or are you writing a new blog entry?
I'm refreshing this page and Derek's blog three times a second each.
Either way, I'm prepared.
*refuses to miss opportunity*
OH MY GOD DEREK!!!!!!!! *tackles him in a hug so tight he can't breathe*
I KNOW!!!!
PLEASE COME BACK PLEASE COME BACK PLEASE COME BACK PLEASE COME BACK PLEASE COME BACK PLEASE COME BACK PLEASE COME BACK PLEASE COME BACK PLEASE COME BACK PLEASE COME BACK PLEASE COME BACK PLEASE COME BACK PLEASE COME BACK PLEASE COME BACK PLEASE COME BACK PLEASE COME BACK PLEASE COME BACK PLEASE COME BACK PLEASE COME BACK PLEASE COME BACK
PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Derek please don't be gone... Please...
I SWEAR, I WILL GET ON MY KNEES AND BEG IF I NEED TO, BUT YOU HAVE TO COME BACK!!!!!
PLEASE STILL BE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Derek, more than anything in the enitre world I want to meet you, and talking to you on the blog seems like the closet way to do that, SO YOU HAVE TO COME BACK! PLEASE! I BEG OF YOU, COME BACK!
COME ON GG!!!
YOU GOTTA COME BACK!!!!
IF NOT FOR ME, FOR VAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please come back for me too.
*smacks head into the wall* Oh my God, this is so unfair... I LEAVE MY COMPUTER FOR A FEW MINUTES AND DEREK COMES ON, THE COOLEST PERSON IN THE ENTIRE WORLD, AND I MISSED HIM...
DEREK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DON'T DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*cries in the corner* THIS ISN'T FAIR!
DEREK.
*is very angry*
You made my friend cry.
GET BACK HERE RIGHT THIS SECOND.
*is super disappointed* I can't believe I missed him... I can't believe it...
*growls*
Right. NOW.
And I am angry.
I'm staring at the screen, glowering.
So get back here right this second, or update your blog.
DEREK, YOU DON'T NEED TO SPEND HALF AN HOUR ON HERE, JUST COME ON FOR A FEW MINUTES AND LET ME TELL YOU A FEW THINGS THAT I'VE BEEN DYING TO TELL YOU!
*is dying on the floor because of a need to talk to Derek*
...
Angry.
*looks at theclock* I have to leave soon... That's not good... D:
Dad's?
Yeah.
*clings onto Derek in another hug, even though he seems to be gone*
I hope you see this, so I'm going to say a few things.
1. I had a nightmare that you were trying to kill me with a rocket launcher. That's not good, yes?
2. I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN IN THE ENTIRE FREAKING WORLD, AND I HAVE RECRUITED OVER TWO HUNDRED MINIONS FOR YOU, WHICH I HAVE POSTED IN THE PREVIOUS PAGES.
3. WHY HAVEN'T YOU COME TO EDMONDS, WASHINGTON?! I'LL DIE IF I DON'T MEET YOU! ME AND AMANDA WILL DIE!
*scowls at imaginary Derek*
Very disappointed.
Oh, and Derek? I loved the second to last chapter of Death Bringer. It was amazing. Because now my friend's have no one to work for. (I'm serious, they claim that Caelan is their boss and that they have to report to him on a regular basis so that way they get their massive paychecks and stuff. Polar Bear Girl is Caelan's #1 Assisstant.)
And I saw a few Twilight movies - not because I wanted to, but because they're easy to make fun of - and the characters ALL ACT LIKE CAELAN. It's funny.
...
I'm having a grumbly...
I'm still freaking out about missing Derek.
*thinks to self* He probably thinks I'm a psychopath...
That's cause you are.
I came on a minute after he posted, and I STILL missed him.
*tries to remember other things to tell Derek*
Um... Um... Oh, I thought of something.
I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, REALLY need to meet you. So does Amanda. I mean, half our conversations are about what could happen when we met you (there's been times when we thought that you would end up running away, screaming in fear of the two crazy girls chasing you, begging for your autograph...).
We want you to come here... We could be like tour guides, showing you everything in town, making you meet tons of people...
And did I mention that Edmonds is just like Haggard? there's a pier and everything.
YOU SHOULD COME HERE!
You poor people.
...
Derek, you probably should.
But you must come to Australia at the beginning of May.
Hey Izz...
Servus Sparky. (I wonder what sparky is in german...)
It's something.
*google translate*
Dammit it's just Sparky!
HAH!
BRB.
Bacon rice chip.
*rams head into the wall again*
DEREK YOU ALSO HAVE TO WATCH MY VIDEO!!!
It's called Skulduggery's Insane, and it's in two parts. There's part one and part two, and it's kind of long, but it's hilarious...
(My voice doesn't usually sound that weird, it just sounded odd in that video.)
You should also see the other videos me and Amanda did... Our name thingy is valkyrieANDchina.
AND HAVE YOU GOTTEN MY LETTER??? FROM BELLA VOTOLATO?
*laugh*
Poor Val.
I have to go, bye bye now.
Oh Val. Let the god write.
Potatoes!
hello sparky, izz, valv and octa
hello everyone. including YOU
Octa isn't here and Val just left.
Servus Val.
Guten tag Herr Ominous.
yay...
is that german?
Ja
Are you gonna dedicate the page or what?
never mind
I did dedicate the page. To the greatest vegetable of them all.
thats a good detication
the "firsts" usually just dedicate it to Derek landy or themselves..
I avoid doing it because nobody asks me to
when i get first
Danke Herr Ominous
FruitLoops...
Sie sind willkommen, google translate Regeln
I wonder where Frauline Braginski went...
by the way. Who knows where my pic comes from?
"profile pic"
Your pic is of Skulduggery upside down.
Strike that. Reverse it.
that is correct, Sparky Braginski: Reqthin, A Proud Member, Founder and Grand Mage Of 'The Straight Jackets,' but I'm afraid you didn't show your work, or give the whole answer 1/5
I will be leaving shortly.
how shortly?
normally, that means in a minute or two, but around these parts it can mean you're staying another hour.
I probably wont be on here much for the rest of the month. Blame my 8 gigabites of data...... and Sherlock
OK.
me neither. I blame my life
Shortly as in the next five minutes.
k. we'll see...
I spent the weekend watching nine movies from 10am saturday to 5pm sunday.
psh
psh
I don't know why that was published twice...
I don't know why that was published twice...
Okay, freaky..
Ok. I'm leaving now. Auf weidersehen!
ahh! tha's better.
see ya.
Sparky, your here now right?
no, your not.
Sorry, I am.
I AM HERE!!!
HI
SORRy
I'm here too.
Yay!
We are here!
Do you want to complete your answer from before? and what are you doing now?
I think it's the new cover of the fourth book...
A NEW NEW cover, like newer than paperbacks?
it's not
...
I'm writing...
me too
are you adding to that story you were working on?
There may be a small eensy weensy small chance it'll make it onto my blog.
My story I mean.
No.
It's a private short story thing.
Thrust?
yeah?
sorry, thinking about the fate of the world
Okaaaay...
It has to do with my story.
Oh. Okay then!
I'm thinking of ways for the story to end, and I started it with the main characters holding "the fate of the world" (whatever that means.)
but i think i know now
you see, I'm trying to make this up mostly as I go. I'm trying to finish this time.
Can I read it when you finish?
It may take some time, but yes, because I like you, you may read it when I finish.
mind you I just started.
Oh.
I have an idea for a new fantasy story...
Hmm...
wait, wait, waiting is fun
...?
does it have to do with the fat of the world?
(i said "fat" purposely by accident)
I'm not sure if I should write it though...
No...
Well sorta.
ok.
that is up to you to dicide
decide
I'll write the beginning and see what you think...
Cool. I'll show you my beginnig in exchange
Sounds cool.
Now to actually write something...
see ya soon
Are you going, or writing?
writing, and doing homework/studying
...
I've nearly finished the first page.
(I've been looking for names)
me too
can't say the same about the page though
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