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«Oldest ‹Older 2001 – 2200 of 4714 Newer› Newest»THE ZOMBIES ARE MERE SHREDS.
The vampires on the other hand...
*silently thanks Ghastly for clothes*
Guys, I recommend you brace yourselves.
*punches ground, sending shockwave out and throwing everything within a ten metre radius fly off their feet*
NOW! ATTACK NOW!!!
*sprints into pile of fallen vampires and slices each of them in a life threatening manner*
Brb...
I'll buy you a new coat, will that be enough?
*struggles up and sets a vampire sneaking up behind Nobody on fire*
*flies off feet again as the shockwave hits me*
S**t, i didn't brace myself
*climbs out of shop window, daised*
*Acidently steps on vampires face and looks down at the pissed off monster*
Why me!?
*Stomps on vamps face repetitly until is stops looking pissed of and starts looking dead*
I AM BACK!!!!
*keeps slashing at vampires and glances at the shop Nobody got thrown into*
Oh, I'm going in there.
*laughs, sprinting into the store and comes out with chainsaw*
BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*rips cord of chainsaw and sticks it into vampire*
This is satisfying my bloodlust, that's for sure.
*scrambles up and charges to help Sparky, who needs to get back, slice up vampires*
*Looks back into shop Sp[arky got the chainsaw out of*
Sure, why not?
*Dives in and comes out with a machete*
What sort of shop was that?
*Runs over to Sparky and Sanity*
Now we're all togerther. And if anyone starts singing, they're dead.
*watches as Sparky and Nobody return with weapons from the shop*
Well...I...Fine...
*hurries into shop and comes out with much more ammo for gun and a replacement dagger for the one the zombie had stuck in his throat*
*Charges back to assist them, firing bullets at the Vampires and bringing half of them down*
Weapons Anonymous.
And it was my magic, I didn't get thrown.
This chainsaw is heavy...
*chucks chainsaw away and gets out Makhaira again*
*turns and laughs when I see that the chainsaw landed in a vampire*
*blurs into middle of fight, electrocuting and hacking*
*Swings machete at vampires neck and cuts through head*
What fun!
*ignores Nobody's comment about singing and continues to hum Asylum by Disturbed (which is an awesome song) while continuing to shoot the Vampires around him*
(Also, refer to me as Negative)
*gets idea and sprints back into shop*
*does faint evil laugh from within shop*
EVERYONE DUCK NOW!!!!!!!!!!
*comes back out with bazooka*
I ONLY HAVE ONE SHOT AT THIS!!!
*aims at the centre of group of vampires and shoots*
*watches enormous explosion*
That's how it's done. Everyone okay?
*sees the others getting up*
Fantastic.
*considers trying to kill sanity, but dosen't like the odds to continuse hacking and tapping vampires*
*swears* I think Derek keeps hanging up on us...
What?
*Sorry, considers trying to kill Negative... happy?*
Wh-F*****CK!
*ducks quickly as the Bazooka obliterates all the Vampires*
*gets up, brushing dirt off my jacket and silently thanks Ghastly for the strength it possessed*
Well, that cured my boredom.
Now what?
And yes, Nobody, I am happy.
Oh...
* ceases humming*
Won't happen again.
When you bye me my new coat, it better be froms Ghastly's
*sees, his shop down the steet*
Brb, and im putting it on your tab
Well.
That's the vampires out of the way...
Why don't we fight characters now?
I keep trying to call Derek. It calls, then something causes it to hang up.
And by the way, i was talking about a very particular song, from a school musical i was forced to watch.
Hi val!
He could be talking to someone...
OR IT COULD BE FIVEAM IN IRELAND.
Oh.
And yay, Val's back.
*Comes out of Ghastlys shop with a new coat and sees all the Vampires dead*
Aww, couldn't you save me some. Now i feel ridiculus holdind my machete.
How about we fight characters?
alrighty then
Good idea.
*Serpine appears out of no where*
No, no, I mean some POWERFUL characters.
*Serpine glowers and vanishes again*
Also, you're buying me new Shades, no body. Oh, wait.
*pulls sunglasses out of inside jacket pocket.*
Don't worry. So who're we fighting?
and it's 5:57 in ireland
*Sanguine burrows out of ground, Melencholia shadow walks in, Tesseract jumps off building and lands in front of us, Scapegrace and Thrasher stumble out of the ice-cream truck and Davina Marr walks up*
Uh oh...
Someone else take tesseract, no fun fighting someone with the same magic as me
also, he's tough to beat
*looks*
I'll take Sanguine and Scapegrace.
*pulls out swords and runs at Sanguine, chopping Scapegrace's head off along the way*
Well Negative, i'll let you diside who you want to fight, and i'll take whoever's left
(please not tesseract)
Fine, i'll just take... trasher and >sigh< tesseract
Hmmm...
*slowly surveys who is left*
I'll take Melancholia.
*looks at Nobody*
Fine, fine.
*walks over to Tesseract*
Hey, I'll fight you, okay, but after I beat Melancholia.
*Doesn't reply*
You, SO owe me. *says to Nobody*
I'm taking Two of the most powerful people here and you get Marr. MARR!
*groans and runs to Melancholia, gets swiped away with a sword of darkness*
*Thrasher attempts to run but trips*
*Tesseract stares through his mask, with red eyes and musscles, and BETTER FIGHTING SKILLS!
Oh damn
There's still Melancholia and Davina.
*growls as Sanguine sinks into the ground*
EVERYONE QUIET!
(Silence)
*hears crumbling behind me and puts hand on ground behind me, grabs Sanguine's head and shocks him*
wait, you're taking tesseract
Yah, thrasher and Marr
HAHAHAHAHAH! it's going to be a eas-a
*Thrasher is still on the ground, and mar pushes the air, causeing me to join him*
*pins Davina to the ground and slaps her repeatedly*
THIS IS CALLED PAYBACK!
Wait, i just get thrasher, who is on the ground
kinda boring, make someone new for me to fight Sparky, do it soon, or i might just end Thrasher instead of laughing at him.
*Turns and looks at Sparky and Sanguine struggling.*
I've changed my mind.
*Runs over and takes Sanguine off of Sparky*
You- OW! -Can take Melancholia. I've got Sanguine and Tessera-
*Tesseract comes flying out of nowhere and tackles him while Sanguine hurls fists into his skull*
*blows both of them back before releasing cords of Darkness form his gloves containing his Necromancer abilities.*
*backs up against wall, watching the ground for cracks*
*hears crumbling coming from behind me*
SH*T!!!
*gets pulled backwards by hair*
*feels sword get ripped out of hands*
*gets pulled out of wall into empty room*
SANGUINE! WHERE'S MY SWORD?
Sanguine: *points at wall*
YOU STUCK MY SWORD IN A WALL???
Sanguine: *nods, grinning*
*sprints back into weapons store scanning shelves for another Makhaira*
*slaps forehead*
ANCIENT GREEK SWORD IDIOT!
Hello BLogland and everyone in it!
MY! MY Necromancer abilities...
*calls Fletcher, who teleports me behind Sanguine* *kicks him in the back of the head, then throws him at the wall with shadows*
Are you writing a story or something...?
Melancholia? alright.
*Gets up and trys to cut her, but machete ends up thorw behind her*
*Quickly writes a large note and steps back to look at it. It says "I AM FIGHTING SANGUINE!"*
*Nods, then tackles Sanguine and blows Tesseract back with a fist of shadow*
*hears the sound of Grotesquery appearing outside*
HOLD HIM OFF WHILE I GET A SWORD.
*grabs a dagger and a broadsword*
These will have to do.
*gets grabbed by Sanguine*
*drives dagger into his side*
You are a b*st*rd.
*stabs him with broadsword*
*sprints back to wall containing Makhaira and punches it repeatedly, causing it to crumble*
*pulls out Makhaira*
I'M COMING!!!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!
I GOT SANGUINE.
*blurs back to main battle*
*blurs into Grotesquery*
Uh...
*turns and runs, pulling out phone at the same time*
please answer
ROLE PLAYING!!!
*steals Tanith's sword* *turns to the Grotesquery*
BRING IT ON.
*slashes at it repeatedly, then jabs at the heart*
Thankyou.
*covers ears*
*is trying to hold off Grotesquery*
*stabs its heart*
*laughs as it dies*
Entertaining ourselves!
_______________________________
You know what? F*ck it...
*Hurls flame and Sanguine, ducks under a fist from Tesseract and kicks him backwards. Squashes Thrasher's head and slices Davina Marr up with swords of shadow.*
You two can take Malencholia, I'm helping Sparky.
*sends of Nobody and Valkyrie...and Flecher, runs off to help Sparky against the Grotesquery.
*Melancholia trys to cut with the shadows, but i dodge past them and see an opening. Melancholia falls back, her left arm broken*
HAHHAHHA I'll join you guys at the gro- thingy soon
Oh, never mind.
*is kind of scared to fight Melancholia after what happened*
Now lets all fight Melancholia...
What are we doing? Killing things? Okay. *eats live chicken*
Dun dun dun. I thought Val wanted revenge? Come on, she's easy
*Changes mind after throw back, left arm badly cut. Payback, i suppose?*
*punches Melancholia in the face with shadow knives*
*punches Melancholia in the face with shadow knives*
Go kill Melancholia!!!
*turns to Mel*
Ugh...
*electrocutes and throws Makhaira at her*
*watches as Mel grips the sword with shadows, turning it to dust*
...
What? I'm on Melancholia's side! *goes for Val's blood*
Mash her into a bloody lump of meat!
*Joins Val and uses Necromancy against her. Fists of shadow crashed into Melancholia and laughs and she stumbled and knives of darkness sliced her skin open, stopping her from recharging as the simbols split*
*is thrown across the room by Melancholia's shadows*
Melencholia just destroyed my Makhaira.
My sword is a pile of dust.
*is seething with anger*
*footy tackles Eve and throws her across the room*
For gods sake!
*grabbs Eve and hurls her away from Val and charges for Melancholia who is still trying to recover form her injuries and her broken arm*
*kicks her hard in the head and while she stumbles back, shoots her straight in the head with last bullet*
...Ha!
Gets close while Melancholia's distracted, and trys to puch her, but ends up with a broken nose*
I had such a pretty face
Ow! *scrambles to feet and leaps onto Johanna*
*turns to Eve, white with rage*
You are on the the same side as the person who destroyed my sword.
I am going to kill you mercilessly now.
Is she dead?
*Turns and hurls a fireball and Eve*
Yes, Mel is dead
*grabs Eve and repeatedly punches her in the gut*
Oooooooow! What did I do?
this is before she dies
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! *claws at Johanna's face*
You are on the same side as Mel. That in it's self is EVIL!!!!
Get. Away. From. Eve.
NOW.
*watches everyone back away from Eve*
*lifts Eve off the ground and watches her eyes as I shock her to death*
*throws Eve on the ground*
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?
*throws fire at her*
Oh, yeah, that. Well, *starts kicking Johanna in the gut*
*stops, dropping Eve*
No. I don't kill people.
who's dead? i can't tell
*screams* *dies*
That. Was. Hilarious!
*stops laughing as Sparky glowers at me*
I mean...apart from you loosing your sword of course...again...*cough*
Oh, you don't? That's good. *lives*
But I kill people...
Uh-oh.
Well, are all the bad guys dead?
Okay:
Alive:
- Negative/Zathract
- Sparky
- Nobody
- Val
-Fletcher
- Sanguine
- Tesseract
Dead:
- Anyone not listed above
*calls Lyra Blue*
Me: Could you possibly get me a new sword?
Lyra: What happened to your old one?
Me: *looks at dust pile* It's beyond repair.
Lyra: Okay...
*leaves and get new sword, exactly like the old one*
I feel better now. But I'm not in a mercy mood.
Nope, Eve still isn't dead!
*looks at everyone*
It seems the bad guys are dead. Except for one.
*grins evilly*
Are you going to kill Eve, or just, like, torture her?
I'll take Tesseract.
*watches his smile*
T: You sound Russian.
Me: I'm close enough.
*draws Makhaira*
No! Please! I'm good now!
Oh...Well-wait, when the hell did THAT happen?
Wait.. Is Val evil...?
Eve lives.
Sanguine is still alive.
I take Tesseract. With no help.
*circles Tesseract*
breaks that one evil guys nose
REVENGE, FOR MY PRETTY NOSE
Phew!
At least Eve is good now... Hopefully...
*shakes head*
I'M taking Sanguine this time.
*Faces him*
S: and YOU sound Australian
N: Close enough
*attacks him ruthlessly and kills brutally with a sowrd of shadow.*
N: Wait, no, you're right. I AM Australian.
*grins and watches Sparky attack Tesseract*
Can i have Sanguine?
I'll take Sanguine
*rushes towards him*
Oh right, he's dead.
Wait, he's dead? i didn't get to kill anyone
I WANT TO KILL SOMEONE!
I already killed Sanguine
*sees Tesseract's fists close*
No magic then?
(No response)
Okay.
*grips Makhaira tightly in left hand, electricity surrounding other*
Is Tessaract alive?
Can i kill someone? Please?
Who can i kill, someone give me someone to kill
Hehehehe...
Kill me! Wait, don't do that.
MWAHAHAHA!
*dives at Tesseract, missing completely*
*hits ground*
Right. You're fast. But faster than me?
*blurs towards Tesseract, aiming to punch his side*
T: *grips Sparky's right fist*
Ah.
*screams as the bones splinter*
*sees the others come to help*
No. No help.
*pulls out leaf and chews it*
Ahh! Darquesse! Sheesh! That's why you have to die!
I didn't plan to help you in the first place.
Remmus and Nobody, you can fight amongst yourselves about who will kill Marr. I forgot about her.
I take Tesseract. You guys take Darquesse.
*feints for Tesseracts ankle, but draws up for his chin*
*misses by and inch and doubles back*
You're good.
Oh, I'll kill Marr.
*pulls her head off*
Darquess! Grabs machine gun on back and fires at her.
Die, Darquesse! *charges*
Fine, i'll do this myself
*springheeled jack jumps out, with his back to me. i touch him at the spine, and he dies*
>sigh< it'll have to do
Hehehehe... I'll kill you all...
At a different time. I have to go, and kill people elsewhere.
BYE.
Oh... *looks at Valkyrie change into Darquesse*
Well...I have a..
I have a stronger form too!
Yeah...Slides into the shadows and watches.
I've gotta go! A random monster in Africa is killing people. Seeya soon!
T: Yes, I am known for being the best.
M: I get that. Actually, I don't. Because I don't kill people. Unless they are very, VERY evil. Which you are. No hard feelings.
T: None taking. May the best mage win.
M: Indeed.
*blurs towards him and slides between his legs, slamming my fist against the ground at the same time(Not the broken one, obviously)*
Don't worry, she's gone. You can stop cowering in the corner.
JUST KIDDING!
*jumps forwards and Remmus and Darquesse leave*
Wow, I'm high.
*snapps out of it and walks over to Tesseract and Sparky*
Need any help?
*asks while they continue fighting*
*moves quickly while Tesseract is on the ground*
My hand hurts...
*cuts off Tesseracts fingers and thumb on his right hand*
*blurs away again*
No help.
At least i killed someone, even if it was from behind
This may not be the right time too say this, but I just posted a new story on my blog, if anyone wants to read it...?
If you give me the link I will.
T: Well, I must say, that was intelligent.
M: Was that sarcastic?
T: No, my magic only comes out of my fingertips.
M: Excellent. For me, I mean. Not so much for you.
T: Quite so. *runs towards Sparky, and punches her chin, sending her flying into a tree*
M: *falls out of tree, landing on broken hand*
SH*T!
Here it is: http://evetherockblog.blogspot.com/
I read the one with Jimmy. It's good.
*blurs away from Tesseract again*
And you're SURE you don't want help? I mean, I know the whole pride thing can get to you, I'm the same, but it looks like you're loosing here.
Thanks. *beams* I was going to call him Flash, but decided against it.
*pauses to look at right hand*
*breaths in sharply*
Ooo, that's not pretty...
*sees Tesseract coming*
Hm...
*waits standing in open*
*points sword directly outwards*
T: *doesn't have enough time to stop, runs right into blade, causing it to go straight through him*
Tesseract, Sparky, all that fighting must be tiring. Would you like a live chicken?
Oh. Okay. Sparky?
Guess this tune
Dun, dun, dun dun dun. Dun dun dun dun dun dun, dun, dun, dun
Uh...Jingle Bells?
T: Oh. Ow. That hurts. And it's my fault. Great. *pulls off mask*
M: *pulls out sword and inspects hand more closely*
My hand is very swollen, purple and black at the moment.
*feels chin carefully*
I thinks his fractured it or something...
*presses on ribs*
And a couple of them a broken too...
*runs out of adrenaline and goes very pale*
Sh*t, that hurts.
*passes out*
nice tune. but no
Woah.
*spins daggers absent mindedly*
*peers at Sparky* Maybe this will bring her back. *shoves live chicken down Sparky's throat*
What's woah?
Um...I don't know. What tune is it?
I, AM, IRON MAN. DO DO DO DO DO DO DO, DO, DO
I may have made a mistake
YAY! IRON MAN! Guess this one:
Da da da, da da da, da da da da da da da da. Da da da, da da da. Da da da, da da da. Da da! Da da da da da da...
An easy one, but anyway.
highway to hell? i don't know many songs
My recently created blog!
http://myuselessshortstories.blogspot.com/2012/01/useless-introduction-to-this-useless.html
I put stories on my blog too. Grabted, i've only done it once
Sorry, *granted i've only done it once, but still
No, I JUST made that.
Also, that new story was good.
I mean Eve's
Where did everyone go?
Where the HELL did everyone go?
Is the world dead?
My god, the end of the world has started and no one told me!
Thanks. I'm here!
Wait, that was rude! Out of all the things people choose not to tell me, is that the end of the world is happening! That is SO inconsiderate!
Also, it's not Highway to Hell. It's the Spiderman theme song!
Oh, yay, people are alive
Sorry, NS. I was too busy being abducted by aliens.
Oh, and thanks. :)
Oh, well that's even WORSE!
which one, 'cause there are several
You mean
"spiderman, spiderman, does whatever a spiderman can..."
You get to have FUN, while I sit here and type useless things about how I miss out on everything!
Wait, is getting abducted by aliens fun?
I don't know. It is, Eve?
i'm bored
What happened to Sparky? What happened to Darquesse? Surely she's done killing people by now.
And Remmus, he should be done battling that random monster thing in Africa by now...
*screen shot of the monster killing Remmus*
...Oh.
Yeah, it's that one.
Um...depends. The hovering part is fun, the experiments....not so much.
Ah, I suppose that'd be expected.
Val left, I think Sparky did too.
oh, so what do we do now?
We could all worship me!
nah
Yeah, I'M the insane one.
Hey, while im here, does anyone know if/when derek landy is coming to Australia?
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