Friday, December 2, 2011

Toys

Brrrrr it's getting cold...

After a bizarrely warm November, it's starting to get pretty cold indeed around these parts. Christmas decorations are everywhere. Shopping queues are getting longer. This morning I heard "Merry Christmas (The War is Over)" on the radio- the first Christmas song I've heard in 2011. And a few days ago I posted a TON of cards and letters to readers who had written to me- so it is OFFICIALLY close to Christmas. I can now safely announce it.

You may rejoice.

And the competition winners may ALSO rejoice, because the books I have to sign have finally arrived. I'll sign them all this weekend, have them ready to be picked up on Monday or Tuesday, and then hopefully you'll be getting your prizes over the next few weeks. It'd be cool if you could get them BEFORE Christmas, so that's what we're working towards.

There's still a lot of work going on in my house. I'm getting one of the rooms refurbished- COMPLETELY redesigning it- as well as the kitchen redone, and that's been going on since the start of October. Basically, it means a lot of noise and hassle and interruptions, so I haven't been able to focus on Book Seven, which I really would have liked to have started by now. But hey, I'm not worried. My house is going to RULE when it's all finished, because finally I'll have a proper place to store my toys.

A lot of you may not know this, but I love toys. I collect movie memorabilia and props and stuff, and also comic-book statues. To give you an idea of the kind of things I'm talking about, here are a few action figures...


... and a rather large Iron Man (I've put a book beside him to give you an idea of scale)...


Oh, and here's a 12 inch figure of Sweeny Todd about to give a 12 inch Ichabod Crane a very close shave...


Boy oh boy do I love toys...

As you can imagine, my place is full of equipment boxes right now, so I'm going to leave you with a picture of one of my cats- Pooper- doing what cats love best: clambering into cardboard boxes for no apparent reason.

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Cat said...

naw, each time i post it tells me im not worthy to veiw the page
NICE
A fellow LOTR fan. i knew i wasnt the sole survivor. or i was sure.
reasoonably sure.
not really sure at all.
id talk to people, but the last person i tried didnt know what a wookie was and didn't get my "May the forks be with you" joke.


IF there is anyone on this blog stupider than me, they wouldnt be able to type.

Tanith Low The Awesome! said...

No I don't have a taken name, my real name is Samantha, but I like the name Tanith, because of Tanith Low! And I do write stories, I don't usually post them , but you never know, I might...

Lilie said...

Hi guys!!*hugs*

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

LOTR? im slow at abbreviations or things like that..

Marian Qaoteriity said...

Actually, I'm her cousin. Nice to meet you.

Lilie said...

How are you all?

Cat said...

i do a bit of writing, more than i should
ive gotten pretty far, 50 or so scattered pages in no semblance of order
there is no way id post anything here, i just dont want anyone to read it
if possible, id lesson their opion of me
even i cant read it over.


you know something? im exaaggerating. its not that good.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

hey lilie

cool sam

well nice meeting you marions cousin

Marian Qaoteriity said...

Thanks.

I still can't believe that Derek Landy has a blog. So cool.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

CATTY CAATTY CATCAT for some reason you think everyone hates you...
i gotta go for a shower bye

Tanith Low The Awesome! said...

This blog is awesome!

Marian Qaoteriity said...

It definitely is.

Cat said...

have fun
my shower scares me
once it started dancing...
what if it has eyes?

Cat said...

people do hate me- but not until they get to know me.
im not a good person. remember that.
im astonishingly self-centered. im a coward. thas just the begining

Lilie said...

I don't hate you

Cat said...

you dont know me

Lilie said...

so, I still don't hate you:)

Tanith Low The Awesome! said...

I don't hate you either, even though I don't know you!

Marian Qaoteriity said...

I don't know you but from what others are saying, even if I did, I wouldn't hate you.

Robin Snowscar said...

HELLO BLOGLAND *grins wildly and runs round hugging everyone*

Cat said...

Others? others? never view the world from another person's eyes- even if you have none.

there you go. none of you know me. thats ok. we can keep it this way. can we move on to an interesting subject, one that doesnt make me sound like im looking for attention and being and all-around gitbrain?

Lilie said...

Hi!*hugs back*

Marian Qaoteriity said...

I have to go- see you later.

Robin Snowscar said...

Bye Marian! What goes on people?

Cat said...

AAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH
what is it with you people and hugs.

*takes huge breath and pinches eyes shut*

augh!

Cat said...

Bye fellow-fellowship lover
hi Robin

Tanith Low The Awesome! said...

Hi! *hugs Robin*

Robin Snowscar said...

Ah, Cat, I nearly destroyed you last night *tilts head at her then turns to Lilie and Tanith* Is she okay? What's all this talk of lotr too?

Cat said...

more hugs.

Lilie said...

What's wrong with hugs?* gives Cat huge hug*

Robin Snowscar said...

Right. I'm there now CAT!!! *giant massive super hug!* GROUP HUG!!

Cat said...

YYYYYaaaaaaaaaaaarRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGG

*flits awau to curl up in a little ball to watch youtube*

Robin Snowscar said...

Hahaha :D Poor Cat...

Cat said...

my eyes!!!
hugs sound like average classical music.
i hate classical music.

Robin Snowscar said...

Hugs sound like classical music, interesting.

Tanith Low The Awesome! said...

The classical music hug?!

Cat said...

synesthesia
mild, but exsisting

Lilie said...

Hug=classical music???

Cat said...

for everything cool like that, i have something like verbal dyslexia and Adhd

Robin Snowscar said...

okay...

Tanith Low The Awesome! said...

Okay...

Sparky Braginski said...

Hello?

If there is anyone here, I won't be here for long, and I'll be slow to respond.

Robin Snowscar said...

SPARKY!! *runs and hugs*

Cat said...

has anyone else seen the harry potter movie 7 part two?

well, id reamed that voldy hugged me, and i heard the mozart buzz and i told him i didnt do hugs

Robin Snowscar said...

Yes I have! Okay so that made me laugh Cat.

Cat said...

Hey Sparky!
hows the site going? i couldnt find it again...

Lilie said...

g2g, bye! *hugs every one, gives Cat extra long hug!*

Tanith Low The Awesome! said...

Hi Sparky!

Robin Snowscar said...

Bye Lilie

Sparky Braginski said...

http://skulduggerypleasantrules.weebly.com

Cat said...

bye Lilie
bye sev

why the hug?
gives her an extra-long glare

Robin Snowscar said...

That's a cool site Sparky. Who's actually still here?

Robin Snowscar said...

Just me... wow.

Cat said...

you amme
maybe there is an echo..
*echo, echo, eco*

woah

Robin Snowscar said...

Sorry Cat, I have to disappear to so, yeah, bye

Sparky Braginski said...

Hello?

Sparky Braginski said...

Oh. Wow, there's no one here to hear about my story of my losing my keys and swearing...

Sparky Braginski said...

But hey, on the bright side, I'm about to claim my third first in a row!

Sparky Braginski said...

The Death Waltz is AWESOME.

Sparky Braginski said...

I'm about to buy it on iTunes.

Sparky Braginski said...

I'm also sorry that I disappeared before, but my iTouch ran out of battery...

Sparky Braginski said...

HD
XD

XDXDXDXDXD

lego said...

well, I'm here until I forget to refresh the page. yay.

Sparky Braginski said...

T.T

I'M ALL ALONE!!!

Sparky Braginski said...

Oh HEY LEGO!

Sparky Braginski said...

1st.

Sparky Braginski said...

Yes.

I dedicate this page to everyone successfully finishing their stories/ fanfics!

That means fanfics for me, Rosella, ATB and bunches of other people that I don't know.

And stories for me, Val V, Amelie, Kim, ATB and countless others!

EVERYONE HERE HAS A STORY, GO AND SHOW THE WORLD!

lego said...

OH HEY NOW TELL ME SWEARING STORY PLZ.

Sparky Braginski said...

Here's what happened.

Three minutes ago I walked in said:

Home Sweet H- *kicks shoes off, drop bag and tosses keys at bookshelf*

*watches keys fall down the back of the bookshelf*

F***.

*can't be bothered to get keys back*

*plonks down on sofa with laptop, turns it on, opens webpage and almost installs Mackeeper*

S***!

(Mackeeper is the ONLY virus for macs. I would kinda suck if I installed it)

lego said...

*giggles* and yeah, mackeeper's scary. :/

Sparky Braginski said...

So, I've lost my key to the house, which isn't such a big deal, it's the fact that I've also lost the AWESOME KEYCHAIN I had attached to it...

It's got Germany, Japan and Italy on it!

lego said...

wait, you have a hetalia keychain? so jelly.

Sparky Braginski said...

Oh of course I have a Hetalia keychain.

Hell I have three.

I've got that one, and then one of Holy Roman Empire and one of Russia!

I've also got a mini Finland, and a HUGE poster over bed with the allies on it.

I must say that poster is just about the only hot picture of France there is.
If you look at my blog you can see the poster!

Sparky Braginski said...

Hello?

lego said...

ghaaa, I must have all your things. but how is that the only hot picture of france?

Sparky Braginski said...

France wears a cape.

Capes are *gets cut across by France*

F: It's a cloak no?
S: *puches France's fugly face*

Sparky Braginski said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b6aUiFA_Jg

It's the ENTIRE Zelda Ocarina Of Time theme.

Every last bit of music in it.

I love it!

lego said...

aw, poor ittle fance. and brb.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I got a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very creepy Christmas present from Amanda today.


*pushes gift to the other side of the room, then sprints away from it and hides in the corner* Creepy... It's so creeeeeeeeepy....

Sparky Braginski said...

Hate to ask the obvious question, but what is it?

Is it the two headed baby?

Sparky Braginski said...

HEELO??????

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Are you kidding? She'd never give me the baby.



It was....

A pillow. With Caelan's eyes drawn on the front, and some of creepy things he says on the back.


It says "MARRY ME" in huge letters in the centre, and I was WALKING AROUND AT SCHOOL WHEN I GOT IT, so people gave me some strange looks. I mean, not that they don't usually, but still.

Sparky Braginski said...

Burn it.

Sparky Braginski said...

BURN IT NOW!!!

Sparky Braginski said...

I've been listening to Zelda for TWENTY MINUTES...

Sparky Braginski said...

Check your e-mail.

Sparky Braginski said...

HELLO?????

Sparky Braginski said...

Hello?

Sparky Braginski said...

Hello?

Sparky Braginski said...

Anyone?

Sparky Braginski said...

Has like everyone's internet except mine just exploded or something?

Sparky Braginski said...

LUNCH TIME!!!

Sparky Braginski said...

GRAH STILL NO ONE!!!!!!!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Sorry for disappearing... I had to dry my hair, because I have a concert tonight....

Sparky Braginski said...

Check. Your. E-mail.

Sparky Braginski said...

Godammit stop leaving!!!

Sparky Braginski said...

HELLO?????

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Ooooh, someone's irritated at me XD




I had a video to watch, which takes a few minutes to load, and I also had to be my ridiculous self elsewhere (such as the kitchen, stealing food), and my stupid laptop wouldn't laod, so, as a result, I take a while to respond.


Anyway, my opinion is the general idea.

Sparky Braginski said...

KK...

When do you leave?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

For what?

Sparky Braginski said...

The concert.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Ah. That's what I thought you meant, but I can never be entirely sure. I'll probably have to go in about 30 minutes, because I have to eat dinner, get ready, then leave at around 6:30ish.

Sparky Braginski said...

KK...

Will you be on more tomorrow?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Er... Not really. I will on Friday, though, and for the two weeks that follow.... *grins* That's my winter break, which means NO SCHOOL! :D


SNd by the way, what was it that you were saying about me in the video? I mean, I heard the intelligence part (I could never miss that), but why were you saying it?

Sparky Braginski said...

I was talking about me turd-head.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*And. That should say AND.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

No, I don't necessarily think you were.

Sparky Braginski said...

...

I am intelligent.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I didn't say you weren't. I'm just saying I am.

Sparky Braginski said...

I would say we are equal in genius. That is to say, incredibly.

Sparky Braginski said...

*grins evilly and cannily*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*is about to say, "No, I'm more intelligent, simply because I'm me," but decides against it* Yes, fine we're equal in our intelligence.

Sparky Braginski said...

Me and Frog were walking and she saw the ad for Jack and Jill, and she said.

'OMG, They're the SAME PERSON!!!'

Sparky Braginski said...

*looks at Val V*

Yes. EQUAL in intelligence.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*gives Sparky a look similar to a slight glare* Yes, sure, equal.


*pauses* Is it just me, or have been a little more... grown-up sounding lately?

Sparky Braginski said...

You, me?

Sounding more grown-up?

Sparky Braginski said...

We?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*have I. I forget the I, sorry.

Sparky Braginski said...

*shrugs*

Doubt it.

Yeah, sure at times I think you could be in my Year, but really, I have moments of complete grown-upness.

Then I revert back to a normal 13-year-old.

It happens.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Well, in a way, I'm even more grown-up than everyone in my entire school, including the adults.


And that's because I be myself all the time.

Sparky Braginski said...

...

I agree.

lego said...

hi again!

also, curious what you define as grown-upness?

Sparky Braginski said...

Mature, not reverting to violence and ignoring moronic moron annoying people.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*smiles*


But being myself isn't always a good thing to everyone around me, because I tend to insult people... a lot.

Sparky Braginski said...

That too.

lego said...

er...is that a maturity thing?

Sparky Braginski said...

Lego, do you know anything about being mature?

lego said...

^^ apparently not.

Sparky Braginski said...

Bow to me lego.

lego said...

I'll skip.

but I keep getting told that I seem older than I am on here. Seems to mostly have to do with general politeness and a tendency to not start screaming into people's faces unless strongly provoked. =p

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Sorry I left without warning... BUT I HAVE TO GO NOW OR I'M GONNA BE LATE! BYE!!!

Sparky Braginski said...

Bye Val V!

How old are you lego?

lego said...

bye val!

and 14, sparky...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*hesitates for a split second before continuing to get ready* I'm. In. A. Dress. Grrrrrrrrrrr....

Sparky Braginski said...

*thinks 'WOW' but doesn't say it*

Do you read my story?

lego said...

me? yeah, I read it last night.

Sparky Braginski said...

Kk...

Where did you get up to?

lego said...

um....I don't remember.

Sparky Braginski said...

I'll post the entire thing so far now!

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Sparky Braginski said...

TELL ME YOU HAVE FINISHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sparky Braginski said...

*when

When you have finished.

lego said...

OOH I FINISHED I LIKE THIS A LOT.

Sparky Braginski said...

Thanks!

Sparky Braginski said...

It's obviously set after book six.

Sparky Braginski said...

What was your favourite bit?

Sparky Braginski said...

Hello?

lego?

Sparky Braginski said...

Well, I'm alone.
























































































































































































































































Again.

amelie espirt ____the gummy bear assasin for the straight jacket said...

hello anyone here

Sparky Braginski said...

YES YES I AM !!!!!!!!

amelie espirt ____the gummy bear assasin for the straight jacket said...

yay someone to talk to

Sparky Braginski said...

Please stay.

amelie espirt ____the gummy bear assasin for the straight jacket said...

im gonna stay what you doing

Sparky Braginski said...

Trying to get someone's attention.

amelie espirt ____the gummy bear assasin for the straight jacket said...

who ??

Sparky Braginski said...

Boxer.

amelie espirt ____the gummy bear assasin for the straight jacket said...

huh

Sparky Braginski said...

She's a friend.

amelie espirt ____the gummy bear assasin for the straight jacket said...

oh im watching glee

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Sparky, you still here?

Sparky Braginski said...

HOW WAS THE CONCERT??????

Sparky Braginski said...

Val V?

Sparky Braginski said...

Butter...

Sparky Braginski said...

I scared you away...

*thinking how it's possible to do that to Val V*

Sparky Braginski said...

HOW?! We commented AT THE SAME TIME.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

The concert? It was good. This is what happened.


So I had to rush out of my house, holding a giant instrument in a heavy case (the case is like ten times heavier than the cello itself). Once I got to the church (it was at a church, obviously, because the play/musical thing was for what Christmas means) and the second I walked in the door, people started staring and coming up to me and telling me how I looked gorgeous (I really did; I was wearing all black, and the dress I was forced to wear went down to the floor) and people kept saying how excited they were to see me play. So then the three-year-olds did their couple of songs, which was pretty amusing, because this one kid kept yelling all the words. Then I played, and I think I messed up at the end, but no one noticed because everyone in the audience was smiling the whole time. Then they started the performance, and after I'd put away my cello I had to sit with the third graders, and I was terrified because little kids are my ultimate fear. So I directed them to where they needed to go, and brought them their little drum things, then the grown-ups started pointing out how great everyone did and saying how great the musicians did. Then there was cookies and candy in another room, so I went there, and was there for an hour because my mumzy loves to talk. Then she said, "You guys wait outside, I'll be out in a minute." So, knowing it would be at least TEN minutes, we decided to play Infection (it's like tag, but whenever someone gets tagged they stay a tagger and have to find the last remaining person). I was the survivor, but I got tagged because I CANNOT RUN IN A DRESS FOR A LONG TIME. I think it's impossible. Then we played hide and seek, and about 20 minutes later I left, but by then I thought I was going to pass out from running. So I went home, got out of that dress as quickly as possible, and now I'm here.

So that is how it went.

Sparky Braginski said...

Great, hey, LOVE your ultimate fear.

Sparky Braginski said...

I'm trying to convince Frog to come on.

Sparky Braginski said...

She is refusing, but RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!!!

Sparky Braginski said...

*sighs*

No one on Skype love SP as much as you do.

Let alone how much I do...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Little kids are freaking scary. They stare at you with their eyes, which always look all glassy, and then they tug at your clothes and say something you can't understand, and then you smile and try to back away, but they're persistent and follow you ask you to play with them and if you don't they start screaming and if you play they get really hyper and start slapping you or something. IT IS A VERY REASONABLE FEAR.

Sparky Braginski said...

Actually...

*remembers family 'friends'*

OMG, THEY'RE FREAKING SCARY!!!

Sparky Braginski said...

Val V?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Sparky, family friends aren't scary unless you've met the Votolato family. Then they are.

Sparky Braginski said...

BUT I WANNA MEET THE VOTOLATO FAMILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Sorry for the slow responses, but I feel like my limbs are going to die.

Sparky Braginski said...

And there are two kids in the family I'm thinking about, one is two years younger than me, and can't bloody READ. The other one is three years younger than her and has a problem.

I'm not kidding he actually does. It makes him want to f**king attack me all the time. I don't want to do anything to him back because he's FIVE YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME. If I wanted too I could smoosh his hands....

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*smiles* You say that now, but if you met Peren, Carissa, and Jaida.... You wouldn't want to meet us so much. Peren takes his shirt off and pretends he's Iggy Pop or something, Carissa is really grumpy, and Jaida likes to fart on people, and I suspect her farts are toxic. We are an odd bunch of people.

Sparky Braginski said...

So mant typo's...

*checks time*

4:30? I'm WAY too tired right now...

Must keep writing fanfic.

Sparky Braginski said...

Nah, I'm weird, I could spray water at Peren whenever he took his shirt off, avoid Carissa and... Do you actually think Jaida would manage to fart on me and live?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Sparky, go to your email... I'm going to talk to you there....

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Oh, and she would be able to live, because she has Mumzy for protection... AND I SWEAR MUMZY IS THE SCARIEST PERSON ON THE PLANET WHEN SHE'S MAD.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Gotta go to bed. BYE!

Tanith Low The Awesome! said...

Hi everyone!

Lilie said...

Hi!
Any one hier?

Sparky Braginski said...

Hello?

Sparky Braginski said...

*glares at Tanith Low The Awesome's introduction*

NOT TRUE.

And , just for the record, Flame and I had a HUGE fight over who loved Tanith Low more. So we came to an agreement. We are joint Number One fan's and everyone else must bow to us.

My first impression of you is that you are a prick.

Change your description to change my mind.

AND I have a taken name. Beat that.

Sparky Braginski said...

Hello?

Sparky Braginski said...

Anyone?

Sparky Braginski said...

Being alone sucks thoroughly...

Sparky Braginski said...

A LOT!

Sparky Braginski said...

There is normally someone here...

Sparky Braginski said...

WHY MUST I BE TORTURED SO?????????????????????????

Sparky Braginski said...

Naw...

Sparky Braginski said...

STILL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!?

Sparky Braginski said...

GRAH WHY ME???????????

Sparky Braginski said...

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Sparky Braginski said...

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