Derek Landy Blogs Under Duress: Last Few Days...

Friday, October 21, 2011

Last Few Days...

Three days left for the Ameriminion competition, and ten for the Friend Gets Friend. Tension around Skulduggery Towers (yes, that is what I'm calling my house) is HIGH.

To spur you on, I now present to you a picture of a cute puppy.

All hail the cute puppy!

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Sparky Braginski said...: It's down to you and me Val V. It's very quite all of a sudden.; October 23, 2011 at 2:07 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: Bye Flame also!

I have odd friends, too, you know. You could probably tell with those pics...; October 23, 2011 at 2:07 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: It's only quiet if you don't respond fast enough. I respond to something almost instantly.; October 23, 2011 at 2:09 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: Indeed. I could tell who your sister was from the Melancholia cravings you told me about. Boy is she short compared to the rest of you.; October 23, 2011 at 2:09 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: Yeah well shut up...; October 23, 2011 at 2:09 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: That was an awful comeback.; October 23, 2011 at 2:09 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: Where'd you go.; October 23, 2011 at 2:10 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: I drew all the creepy little symbols on her face. It was fun :D and my sisters ARE a bit shorter...; October 23, 2011 at 2:10 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: HAH! WHO'S RESPONDING FAST NOW!; October 23, 2011 at 2:10 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: I was trying to think of what I was gonna say!; October 23, 2011 at 2:11 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: Wait... SISTER'S! AS IN PLURAL! I missed something big there.; October 23, 2011 at 2:11 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: TEEHEE! I still want that clock. It's the coolest most awesomet clock ever!; October 23, 2011 at 2:12 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: Not to be creepy or stalkerish but what year of school are you in?; October 23, 2011 at 2:13 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: 7th grade; October 23, 2011 at 2:13 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: Interesting... I'm in 8th...; October 23, 2011 at 2:14 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: I don't know what I just did but somehow the computer mouse just grew like 4 times its original size...; October 23, 2011 at 2:14 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: Weird.; October 23, 2011 at 2:15 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: GTG BYE! nice talking to ya Val V!; October 23, 2011 at 2:15 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: Wait, how old do I look? Because the first time I asked someone they said I looked 16; October 23, 2011 at 2:16 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: Aw, bye Sparky. Now it's gonna be that awkward time when I'm all alone :(; October 23, 2011 at 2:17 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: Woah, no you look 12 but i thought you were in 6th! Strange huh. Anyway I seriously need to go now, BYE!; October 23, 2011 at 2:17 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: Bye again; October 23, 2011 at 2:18 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: Oh... Hm... WHo would make it so I'm not alone...? *pulls out imaginary list*

IMAGINARY LIST OF PEOPLE WHO WOULD MAKE YOU NOT ALONE:

Derek Landy; October 23, 2011 at 2:20 AM
nights.raven said...: hi val, srry i disappeared, dinner; October 23, 2011 at 2:22 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: I wonder what he's doing RIGHT NOW...

A.) Sleeping

B.) Writing

C.) Watching me post stuff and laughing at my loneliness

C, Variation 2) Watching intently and in a creepy way

D.) Eating

E.) Watching TV

F.) Looking at my blog (I doubt it)

C, Variation 3) Reading the ridiculous comments here

W.) Wondering why he's still reading these options; October 23, 2011 at 2:24 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: Hi Raven! Now I can stop talking to myself!; October 23, 2011 at 2:25 AM
nights.raven said...: yup; October 23, 2011 at 2:25 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: So how are you?

Ha I asked first; October 23, 2011 at 2:26 AM
nights.raven said...: lol
im fine, how r u?; October 23, 2011 at 2:29 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: Hm...; October 23, 2011 at 2:29 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: I'm good, all things considered. It's Derek's Birthday; how could I not be happy?; October 23, 2011 at 2:30 AM
nights.raven said...: i have no idea, but i think we would have to start worrying...

@Derek
Happy Birthday!; October 23, 2011 at 2:31 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: Dang it, Derek, I was going to sing the UNbirthday song, but seeing as how it's ACTUALLY your birthday...; October 23, 2011 at 2:33 AM
nights.raven said...: lol; October 23, 2011 at 2:37 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: Well, I'll just sing several different normal birthday songs

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear Derek...
Happy birthday to you!

And many more, on channel 4, and Scooby Doo, on channel 2, and a big fat lady, on channel 80...

For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellooooow...

Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too! (random song from a movie my sisters watched)

Don't have a very merry unbirthday, to you, to you; don't have a very merry unbirthday, to you, to you, Something something something... Don't have a very merry unbirthday 'cause it's your real birthday!; October 23, 2011 at 2:41 AM
Minnie said...: CUTE PUPPY! ALL HAIL!

Can't stop stari- Wait. Derek, it's your birthday? Happy Birthday! I mean, if it is. Yay!!! I hope you get cake and pretty joy and Heelys because they're awesome!; October 23, 2011 at 2:41 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: It's definitely his birthday; October 23, 2011 at 2:42 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; October 23, 2011 at 2:43 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: I got him a cake! It was delicious!

Sadly, though, he could not come all the way to Washington to come eat it :(; October 23, 2011 at 2:44 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: Geez, where is everybody?; October 23, 2011 at 2:50 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: Blogland is GhostBlogland... Wait, I'm not a ghost!; October 23, 2011 at 2:58 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: *shrugs* Well, everyone's dead. I guess they were over excited about SOMEBODY'S birthday. *calls funeral place* Hello? Everyone from blogland died. Yes, this happened before. Don't accuse me of murder! I'm not annoying! Don't insult me! Agh! *hangs up and mutters under breath* Stupid funeral place... I guess I'll have to do this the old fashioned way. *pulls out shovel* Now where are those bodies...; October 23, 2011 at 3:02 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: I'm all alooooone.... Again.....; October 23, 2011 at 3:05 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: Where did you all GO?!?; October 23, 2011 at 3:11 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: I'm gonna start talking to myself again if someone doesn't come back...; October 23, 2011 at 3:14 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: That's it. Now I'm talking to my reflection. *touches mirror and Reflection comes out* (R means reflection and V means me)

V: I'm being forced to talk to you.

R: Because you're lonely.

V: No! Why are you so rude?!

R: Because I'm a copy of you. Duh.

V: Don't give me attitude!

R: I'll give you all the attitude I want, Val, and you aren't gonna stop me.

V: *glares* Oh really? I can always push you back into the mirror.

R: No you can't.

V: Yes I can! *clicks fingers*

R: *rolls eyes and fake yawns* Yes, yes, so scary. What about this? *clicks fingers and generates flame*

V: *gasp* But... But... You're a reflection! You don't have magic!

R: No. You're the reflection now. *grabs Val and smacks her into mirror* *she doesn't go through*

V: *struggles to get free* Stop... it... you... jerk... *grabs reflection and drags it into the mirror* *quickly touches glass* Wow... Stupid reflection...; October 23, 2011 at 3:25 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: Do you see this? I just fought my reflection! That's how desperate I am. It's sad, really.

~this is Val's conscience... she doesn't know who "you" actually is because she's aloooonnnne...~; October 23, 2011 at 3:28 AM
lego said...: YAY! IT'S ME! now you are not alone!; October 23, 2011 at 3:31 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: Hooray! Now my stupid reflection will stop attacking me...; October 23, 2011 at 3:31 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: Derek should do a birthday post!; October 23, 2011 at 3:33 AM
lego said...: *wacks reflection* quit attacking people. it's rather rude.; October 23, 2011 at 3:33 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: You know, when you smack the reflection I get the memory of a slap...; October 23, 2011 at 3:34 AM
lego said...: oh...sorry. *wonders how to get around that*; October 23, 2011 at 3:35 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: Eh. I don't mind. Not TOO much, anyway.; October 23, 2011 at 3:36 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: Did you look at the pictures?; October 23, 2011 at 3:36 AM
lego said...: *hides from val's wrath* also...OMIGODCHOCOLATEIT'SSOOOTASSTTTY; October 23, 2011 at 3:40 AM
lego said...: I did. that cake and you're lips are completely amazing. :D; October 23, 2011 at 3:41 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: My wrath? Weird...

also...IKNOWITSAMAZINGANDDELICIOUSANDWONDERFULANDWORTHYFORDEREKTOEATONHISBIRTHDAY!!!; October 23, 2011 at 3:41 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: The cake was SO good... And Amanda (she's the one who likes spines as well) she was possessed too. She found a pair of cruddy handcuffs in my house and we got handcuffed together and she kept running so it was yanking my wrist. It was funny. XD; October 23, 2011 at 3:44 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: Ah yes, and I forgot to say thank you for the compliment. So thank you.; October 23, 2011 at 3:45 AM
lego said...: OH NOES!!!!!!!I SPELLED "YOUR" INCORRECTLY! *combusts*; October 23, 2011 at 3:45 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: hehehe... *dances under chunks of lego that are falling*; October 23, 2011 at 3:47 AM
lego said...: seriously, that is some awesome cake decorating skillz, though. I can barely manage spelling my name with icing.; October 23, 2011 at 3:48 AM
lego said...: YAYZ! EXPLODING IS FUN! AS IS WRITING IN ALL CAPITALS.; October 23, 2011 at 3:48 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: I don't know how my mom manages to write on cakes so well... It's insane....

AND ALL CAPS ARE FUN!!!; October 23, 2011 at 3:50 AM
lego said...: the rules of capitalization Are So Unfair To The Words in the middle.; October 23, 2011 at 3:51 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: Indeed... You know what I love to do?; October 23, 2011 at 3:52 AM
lego said...: does it involve ripping people's vital organs out?; October 23, 2011 at 3:54 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: Of course it does! But that wasn't what I was going to say.

I was going to say that I love saying "the sparrow flies south for winter" then hittint people in the face. I do that often.; October 23, 2011 at 3:55 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: it should say hitting, not hittint; October 23, 2011 at 3:56 AM
lego said...: um...yay? I mostly fantasize about hitting people. It's equally rewarding, and your hand doesn't hurt afterwards.; October 23, 2011 at 3:57 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: Ah, I'm afraid I must go, because I want to see a stupid movie on TV; October 23, 2011 at 3:58 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: And it doesn't hurt your hand to slap; October 23, 2011 at 3:58 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: *hint hint at the stupid movie: Night of the living Fred*; October 23, 2011 at 3:59 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: So byyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeee!!!; October 23, 2011 at 4:00 AM
lego said...: a good stupid movie? ^^; October 23, 2011 at 4:00 AM
The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...: supppppp; October 23, 2011 at 4:10 AM
The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...: HAPPY DEATH DAY SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT!!!!!!!!; October 23, 2011 at 4:10 AM
lego said...: YYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!; October 23, 2011 at 4:15 AM
Captain EO said...: Hello Mr. Landy :)

I have no idea what I'm doing.

I see you have something up about an Ameriminion-thing. Well, since I'm an avid fan and live in Minnesota I suppose, logically, that makes me an Ameriminion...thing. Do I get a medal? A pat on the shoulder? Or a hardy "Congradulations! Here's a sparkler." o_O?

It was a nightmare getting on this blog. Computers and I have been at odds for years now. They are my second sworn enemy only to the devilishly fiendish Gravity. Oh, how unsuspecting they are... One minute you're tap dancing and the next you're flat on your bum-cheeks with a loud fart. I'll get you one of these days... >:(

....o_o...uh, sorry about that. I'm not sure where I was going there. Anyway, I just wanted it known, through a round about way of saying it, that I want to join the Ameriminion contest. I'm not sure how to join, or if you'll ever get this message, but with a hope and a prayer you'll become aware of it simply for the fact that it's a long message cuz I have a tendancy to ramble on. So. How does this work, and how do I join, and what in tarnation is a 'blog' anyway? I thought everybody was talking about the gooey monster. Apparently I've been Vip Van Winkling it for too long.

Oh hell. I forgot what I was talking about. Damn tv. They always told me it'd rot my brain.

Anywho. So. There ya go. Did I win yet?

No idea what I'm doing... B[

(Hmm. Not a very good first impression. Oh well, you'll probably never read this and even less likely to respond. So what do I care? Peanuts for everyone!-- Except those who are ellergic. Cuz that would be bad.); October 23, 2011 at 4:37 AM
Invisible_Fly said...: It's October 23rd? You know what that means!

Happy Birthday, Our Golden God.

I don't have anything to give except a big thank you for everything.

Thank you for randomly thinking of Skulduggery Pleasant one day and writing about him.

Thank you for making Valkyrie a GOOD role model I would be proud of young girls looking up to.

Thank you for writing amazing stories with action, suspense, mystery, humour and great characters.

Thank you for being interactive with your fans.

Thank you for being supportive to people who want to pursue writing.

Thank you for being endearingly egotistical, charming, witty and hilarious.

Thanks for everything. And if I ever visit Ireland, maybe I can treat you to a real birthday gift. A round of drinks on me. No strings attached.

Have a good one, Derek.; October 23, 2011 at 5:07 AM
lego said...: hi fly! *hugs*

@captain- go to the post "calling all ameriminions" and enter there. :D also, you have mj as your profile! lego approves.; October 23, 2011 at 5:12 AM
amelie espirt ____the gummy bear assasin for the straight jacket said...: hey hey anyone on; October 23, 2011 at 5:17 AM
amelie espirt ____the gummy bear assasin for the straight jacket said...: is it dereks birthday today 23rd if so happy birthday and i am so happy that i got a happy birthday from you; October 23, 2011 at 5:20 AM
-HB/Joe- said...: 4 more and it'll be 1337 or leet; October 23, 2011 at 6:15 AM
-HB/Joe- said...: 3 more; October 23, 2011 at 6:15 AM
-HB/Joe- said...: 2; October 23, 2011 at 6:16 AM
-HB/Joe- said...: LEEEEEEET!

1337! 1337! 1337! LEET!; October 23, 2011 at 6:16 AM
-HB/Joe- said...: Happy Birthday Derek! Wishing you an epica day, full of building defence systems against your cats and working on improving your ego :P

And there'll be presents in there SOMEWHERE...; October 23, 2011 at 6:18 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: Happy birthday for the thousandth time, Derek! Hope your day is filled with amazingness and awesome sauce and fantabulous muffin cheese and that it's a super fantastical extra fantastical extra spectacular day! I will be sure to eat cake for yooooou!!!; October 23, 2011 at 6:36 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: YOU DESERVE A THOUSAND TIMES INFINITY HAPPY BIRTHDAYS FROM YOUR FANS!!!!!!; October 23, 2011 at 6:40 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: And your birthday needs RAINBOWS! I give you all the rainbows everyone says that I desperately need! *hands rainbows to Derek* And since you're Irish it comes with a break dancing leprechaun with a pot of gold soup!; October 23, 2011 at 6:43 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: SOUP!!!!!!; October 23, 2011 at 6:44 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: Lonely?; October 23, 2011 at 6:49 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: Happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday... Oh and I think I forgot to say something important... What was it again... Oh yes. Now I remember:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!; October 23, 2011 at 6:50 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: HI VAL V!; October 23, 2011 at 6:51 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: Yay! No more of the lonelies for me!; October 23, 2011 at 6:52 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: Why? Cause SPARKY'S BACK!!!; October 23, 2011 at 6:52 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: I will join your happy birthdaying. ... NOW!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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HAPPY HAPPEH B'DAY!!!!!!!!!!; October 23, 2011 at 6:56 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: DOUBLE TIME!

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HAPPY HAPPEH B'DAY!!!!!!!!!!; October 23, 2011 at 6:57 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: Hey Derek I have so much to say to you! I shall make a list:

1. Happy birthday
2. Thanks for Skulduggery Pleasant
3. You're the best writer ever
4. Happy birthday
5. Tell Skuduggery that I, Valkyrie, am being held captive in Washington in an attempt to avoid Caelan!
6. Happy birthday!

And, you know, I've got like a jillion other things to say, but it'd take FOREVER to say it. Oh, and happy birthday.; October 23, 2011 at 6:57 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: Triple Time!
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HAPPY HAPPEH B'DAY!!!!!!!!!!; October 23, 2011 at 6:57 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: QUADRUPLE TIME!

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HAPPY HAPPEH B'DAY!!!!!!!!!!; October 23, 2011 at 6:58 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: AND ONE MORE TIME!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
HAPPY B'DAY!!
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HAPPY HAPPEH B'DAY!!!!!!!!!!; October 23, 2011 at 6:59 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: Oh yeah, I will second Val V's notion. HAPPY DEATH DAY SKULDUGGERY! CURE TANITH FOR ME K?; October 23, 2011 at 7:00 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: I LOVE YOU TEDDY BEAR PUPPY!; October 23, 2011 at 7:02 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: Val V where'd you go?; October 23, 2011 at 7:02 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: Hello?; October 23, 2011 at 7:09 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: I'll just talk to myself then.; October 23, 2011 at 7:15 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: I was eaten by a giant squid that was jealous of my awesome; October 23, 2011 at 7:16 AM
Liliana Pitchblack said...: Happy Birthday, Landy!; October 23, 2011 at 7:17 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: Happy Birthday Derek Landy oh how we all worship you god of gold. So please come talk to me if you a reading this you nice nice nice lovely special man. Please.; October 23, 2011 at 7:17 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: HAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYY BIIIIIIRRRRRTTTHHHHDDDDAAAAAYYYYY DEEERRREEEEEEKKKKKKK!!!!!; October 23, 2011 at 7:18 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: HEY I'M NOT ALONE ANYMORE!; October 23, 2011 at 7:18 AM
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Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: I hear Caelan in the tree outside the window.... Creepy.... He heard my excitement for Derek's birthday and NOW HE KNOWS WHERE I AM!!!; October 23, 2011 at 7:20 AM
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Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: *jabs Calean with a stick and he falls out of tree* *hears his bones break* Ok, problem solved :D; October 23, 2011 at 7:23 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: Val V I recommend you try salt water.; October 23, 2011 at 7:23 AM
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Sparky Braginski said...: Cause he's a vampire he will heal damn quick.; October 23, 2011 at 7:25 AM
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Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: *dumps emergency bucket of salt water on Caelan* *watches from a safe distance as he slowly dies*

Caelan: We're meant for each other...

Me: Hey Caelan?

Caelan: What?

Me: THE SPARROW FLIES SOUTH FOR WINTER!!! *dumps more salt water*; October 23, 2011 at 7:29 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: I hope Derek plans on waking up early for his Birthday...; October 23, 2011 at 7:31 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: I like that. Maybe it'll work on that vamp in the house next door.; October 23, 2011 at 7:32 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: Yeah.; October 23, 2011 at 7:32 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: I do what I must to rid this world of my stalkers... One gone (he'll come back) and twenty to go.; October 23, 2011 at 7:33 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: If Derek gets up early and posts something I actually might be here when it happens!

*note: by early I mean like 8:00 AM his time*; October 23, 2011 at 7:35 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: TWENTY! Your 12 and you have 20 stalkers? I thinks it's funny that we were awake when his birthday started and it isn't even 8 in Ireland. HE COULD STILL BE ASLEEP. What time is it in Washington anyway?; October 23, 2011 at 7:36 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: 20; October 23, 2011 at 7:37 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: 19; October 23, 2011 at 7:37 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: 18; October 23, 2011 at 7:37 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: 17; October 23, 2011 at 7:38 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: 16; October 23, 2011 at 7:38 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: 15; October 23, 2011 at 7:38 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: 13; October 23, 2011 at 7:39 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: 12; October 23, 2011 at 7:39 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: 11; October 23, 2011 at 7:39 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: Here it's almost 11:40 PM

And I have convinced myself that when someone stares at me awkwardly and won't leave me alone that they are indeed stalking me; October 23, 2011 at 7:39 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: 9; October 23, 2011 at 7:39 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: 6; October 23, 2011 at 7:40 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: 4; October 23, 2011 at 7:40 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: 3; October 23, 2011 at 7:41 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: HAPPY BIRTHDAY; October 23, 2011 at 7:41 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: 3; October 23, 2011 at 7:41 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: HAPPY BIRTHDAY; October 23, 2011 at 7:41 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: 1; October 23, 2011 at 7:41 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: HAPPY BIRTHDAY; October 23, 2011 at 7:41 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: I DECLARE THIS PAGE DEDICATED TO DEREK LANY'S B'DAY AND THE HOUR HE ILL MOST LIKLY WAKE UP IN!!!!!!!! FIRST!; October 23, 2011 at 7:42 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: Made it. Whew. BRB.; October 23, 2011 at 7:42 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: Dang it! I wanted first...

Oh well. I already got it twice today.; October 23, 2011 at 7:42 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: YOU SPELLED LANDY WRONG IN YOUR DEDICATION!!!; October 23, 2011 at 7:43 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: http://bringingskulduggerytothemasses.blogspot.com/
http://bringingskulduggerytothemasses.blogspot.com/
http://bringingskulduggerytothemasses.blogspot.com/

Go here Derek!!!; October 23, 2011 at 7:47 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: I COMMAND YOU TO.; October 23, 2011 at 7:47 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: OMG I SPELT LANDY WRONG. I am ashamed.; October 23, 2011 at 7:52 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: If he wakes up when I want him to, Derek should be awake in about 6 minutes.

In fact, I just want him awake now.; October 23, 2011 at 7:54 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: You should be ashamed.; October 23, 2011 at 7:55 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: I'll agree with that. Oh! I have an idea! Val V! Chant with me!

WAKE UP!

WAKE UP!

WAKE UP!; October 23, 2011 at 7:55 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: But I AM ASHAMED! Don't make me feel worse.

WAKE UP!

WAKE UP!

WAKE UP!; October 23, 2011 at 7:56 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: *pounds fist on imaginary table*

WAKE UP!

WAKE UP!

WAKE UP!; October 23, 2011 at 7:56 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: THEN CHECK YOUR BLOG!

THEN CHECK YOUR BLOG!; October 23, 2011 at 7:57 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: AND TALK TO US!

AND TALK TO US!

We need your loving attention!; October 23, 2011 at 7:57 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: If you do end up talking to us I would like a promotion in the munchkin army. Screw Private Sparky! I want to be a Sergeant Major!; October 23, 2011 at 8:00 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: Yeah, Sergeant Major Sparky... That promotion is good as mine. What with such an AWESOME title as that how will Derek turn me down?; October 23, 2011 at 8:01 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: Please wake up...; October 23, 2011 at 8:01 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: Derek, this is how your morning should go:

First, you get thousands of phone calls that you let go to message so you can listen to later, seeing as how you're still tired. Then, you go to your kitchen (did you get it redecorated or something?) and find your cats playing paddy-cake. You ignore the cats and make an awesome breakfast that I would make for you if I were in Ireland. Next you begin to eat. *Derek lifts p piece of food to his mouth* and you drop it *then drops it* because your fans are all saying happy birthday to you and you know it so you run to the computer and read the comments. Then you do whatever you feel like doing.; October 23, 2011 at 8:02 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: Only if you feel like talking to us and promoting me. How about Head Of The Australian Branch Of The Munchkin Army- Sergeant Major Sparky Of Australia.; October 23, 2011 at 8:04 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: He should come on even if he DOESN'T want to talk to us! Although I don't see why he wouldn't want to... I'm just INSANE...; October 23, 2011 at 8:05 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: YOU SHOULD BE AWAKE NOW!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

I apologise. I had a North Italy moment then. Alright back to Russia/ Germany.; October 23, 2011 at 8:06 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: I have to go now. DAMMIT! Good bye.; October 23, 2011 at 8:07 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: GET UP DEREK!!! GET UP AND SEE YOUR HAPPY BIRTHDAY POSTS!!!

Sparky, did you hear about when I was here for 30 hours straight...?; October 23, 2011 at 8:08 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: Aww... I'm lonely again :( bye Sparky...; October 23, 2011 at 8:08 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: Let's sing a song about ME!

I'm awesome, I'm cool, and I have odd friends at school,
I'm stubborn, I'm smart, and decently good at arrrrt...
And I'm witty and I'm pretty and obsessed with SKulduggery Pleasant,
And I want to give Derek a b-day present,
But I caaaaaaaan't!

The End.; October 23, 2011 at 8:12 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; October 23, 2011 at 8:17 AM
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Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: Oh yeah, and happy birthday. I can't believe I forgot to say that just now.; October 23, 2011 at 8:20 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: I'm soooo lonely...; October 23, 2011 at 8:22 AM
Dragona Pine said...: Hi.; October 23, 2011 at 8:26 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: HELLO

It's Derek's birthday :D; October 23, 2011 at 8:27 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: Tra-la-la...; October 23, 2011 at 8:32 AM
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...: *wipes away tear* Derek I'm afraid that I must go to bed *sniffle sniffle* I WILL BE BACK!!!; October 23, 2011 at 8:36 AM
Sparky Braginski said...: Well I didn't miss Derek. That's a definite positive. Hmmm. During school tomorrow (lunchtime and recess of course) I will be her hoping to tell him that.; October 23, 2011 at 8:55 AM
Ayesha said...: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEREK!! HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY AND GET LOTS OF PREZZIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

=D; October 23, 2011 at 9:07 AM
Mistical Future said...: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR DEREK HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HIPIP HARAY HIPIP HARAY HIPIP HHHHHHAAAAAAAARRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gives everyone a pice of really good looking cake!*; October 23, 2011 at 9:23 AM
Corvus said...: It`s Derek`s birthday today?
HAPPY BIRTDAY DEREK!!
Hope you get a lot of wondrous present!; October 23, 2011 at 9:24 AM
Mistical Future said...: yes lots of good ones!!! hear is one *gives him another peace of really nice cake!*; October 23, 2011 at 9:27 AM
Corvus said...: I wonder, would this be Gordon Edgely`s birthday to??; October 23, 2011 at 9:29 AM
Mistical Future said...: good Q! that is a really good Q!; October 23, 2011 at 9:32 AM
Mistical Future said...: Derek is it Gordon Edgely's B'day to?; October 23, 2011 at 9:40 AM
nights.raven said...: anyone on?; October 23, 2011 at 9:43 AM
Corvus said...: I`am hear; October 23, 2011 at 9:46 AM
Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...: Helllo; October 23, 2011 at 9:50 AM
Corvus said...: And nobody else, obvious...; October 23, 2011 at 9:51 AM
Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...: I ammmmm; October 23, 2011 at 9:52 AM
Corvus said...: I was wrong!; October 23, 2011 at 9:52 AM
nights.raven said...: hi corvus, how r u?
hi flame, how r u?; October 23, 2011 at 9:52 AM
Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...: Obviously... Lol
*hugs*; October 23, 2011 at 9:52 AM
Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...: I am good u?; October 23, 2011 at 9:53 AM
Corvus said...: Pretty bored at the moment..; October 23, 2011 at 9:53 AM