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- Derek Landy writes the Skulduggery Pleasant series because getting a proper job is so overrated.
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*leaps through the portal and tosses a net Alys. Damn they're heavy*
*or rather, damn he's weak*
(why you in a dress clo? :P )
Alys: *catches the net*
(cause I felt like wearing one)
Liliana: ... It is a brow.
Parasite: *she kisses him with slightly more passion*
Bethany: What was so funny?
fera: *telepathically says: no, they're heavy, constructed of other wordly material* *fera leaps through portal as well* oh look who it is *looks at hecate*
Hecate: hmm. I suppose you're right.
*goes over to her and crouches in front of her so she can roughly be seen*
I think i love you, silente Tempest. Would you rule the world with me? You don't need Chione or the twins. Or Bethany for that matter...just rule the world by my side...
*Strokes her cheek*
*nah, Trip is just a weak little babbu as well*
((I suppose I should've said Trip the character. But I have no hard feelings about it, anyway.))
*since they went through another portal, she just draws her own to join them, and closes it after she passes through*
*climbs through the roof sending tendrils everywhere not bothered hitting everything * -less traps...
Onwa: And it is a tasty one.
James: *grins, kissing and matching her passion, smirking*
Nothing. Claire being dirty minded.
Sil: *flinches away from her hand, swallowing*
I think I preceded boredom.
*looks down at Hectate*
Well that's just sad, really.
(**prefered)
Ah! *points at Cynthia* It's you!
fera: *nods at clo* now would be nice, i'll hold her off *smirks*
@Trip: Er, I only have five countries and they're not even all together, that's my problem. Everyone surrounding me is more powerful than me. Eheh. Hoping I can sit here and stockpile while they fight each other. XD
Alys: *changes into a fox with net in mouth*
*follows trip*
Hecate: *growls and looks up then smiles*
*the roof explodes with magic*
*shadows, Spiders with binding webs, fire all activate when conductor goes thrpugh the roof, hopefully trapping him*
Sil: *yelps at the explosion, flinching away from it*
HELP ME! I'M HERE! CAREFUL, THERE ARE TRAPS!!!
fera: *appears right in front of hecate* well hello there *voice slowly turns really deep*
Yes! *makes a general gesture* It's me! And, thankfully, I'm in my own body this time. But I have nothing to do, so I thought I'd watch whatever you people are doing, and see if I can pitch in.
*watches the roof traps be set off*
Liliana: They are not meant to be tasty.
Parasite: *she uses her ice-cold tongue in the kiss*
Claire: I'm not! You're being dirty minded.
Onwa: Mm.. but they are.
James: *flinches slightly at how cold it is, surprised*
*uses tongue as well, smirking at the idea of warming her up*
So are you!
Alys: *yelps and falls*
Hecate: *perfectly calm and floating slightly above the floor*
Hello.
*the floor trap sets off, melting everything is touches*
*silente's knees start melting into the floor*
*as dies Alys' paws, Trip's and Fera's shoes*
Does*
Ah! *the explosion enveloping his shadow form the webs going through him* things to kill *smiles* *twirling around lackadaisical spinning his baton flinging shadows of his own into the spiders* One minute! You'll be fine.
We're kinda ganging up to stop my brother taking North America. Not going too well for me.
Sil: *struggles*
Not again.. Hecate stop it!!!
ferA: *is behind hecate* tsch..*violent energy surrounds him again, and is disintegrating everything around it*
(Find the country with the fewest borders and stockpile there. When you have ten guys there use all the cards you have to bolster its population and then invade the territory next to it with the fewest borders. Try and expand until you have a continent.)
*creates a shield over his head to try and protect from the raining stuff*
Well, if you could just punch Hectate so much she falls over that would be great!
*spiders from the roof send their nets down ontop of Alys when she falls over*
*the floor also binds to Cynthia's shoes and starts melting all their feet*
Liliana: Is there a part of me you do not find tasty?
Parasite: *she increases the ferocity of the kiss*
Bethany: ... I think you both are.
Coz he currently has North AND South America.
@Trip: Mmh.
*sighs and makes some shoes out of energy*
I liked those shoes, and now I have serious burns on my feet, the pain of which I'm barely containing.
ALys: *growls and tries to bite the net*
Onwa: Hmm.. I haven't tasted every part of you, so I wouldn't know.
James: *matches her, a hand inching up her dress*
True..
fera: where's the fun in stomping on a bug? *smirks* *energy wraps around hectate*
Hecate: *the shadow of hecate that was beside fera is destroyed*
*the real hecate is watching in the shadows from a distance*
*dematerializes to get out of the floor, then levitates with air to keep her away from it* *considers the situation, and tries to fly over to Silente*
(*uploads fnaf jumpscares as snapchat story to fuck with people*)
Sil: Hecate!!! Stop this!!!
Liliana: Mmm... Yet.
(Time skip, Jaimie?)
Bethany: Silente I can understand... We spent time... bonding not too long ago... But Claire, you shouldn't be dirty minded.
Claire: That's ageist?
*the net holding Alys binds her magic turning her back into a human and presses her down to the floor which starts singing her skin*
*the floor melts silente's knees slightly*
*the floor starts melting Fera's ankles*
ALys: *changes back into huiman and screams in agony*
Onwa: *grins* Definitely yet.
(Yes, time skip)
Its also true.
*slings the net over his shoulder and strolls through the chaos over to Hectate, wincimg as he steps. His eyes are glazed over*
I... cAN s.. Eee yyour, sO...Ul Y'KNOW.
(Apologies, Trip, I only just saw you asking how I am. I am rather warm, yourself?)
*kills the last spider in the roof spins and bows* *shadow walks back into the middle of the room to try free sil using his shadows to lift her off the floor and to try and lock pick*
Hecate: *smirks and flies over to conductor, ignoring trip*
*she punches him with sgadows, trying to keep him away from Silente*
fera: heh, a sign of a good tactician *in fera'head: master, should i ?-master: no...still just an insect* very well *smiles creepily* *fera's now watching hectate from a distance as she is melting the impostor's legs*
Sil: Someone help Alys..!!!
Sil: *tries to bite hecates foot*
Liliana: If you make me drink more cider, you could.
Parasite: *she tilts her head* We have only an hour left.
Claire: You're both being mean!
Alys: *blacks out*
*now that Hecate's attention seems to be diverted by the Conductor, materializes again and floats down, reaching to grab Silente*
*kicks silente in the face*
You can't lift silente off of the ground so easily. Her knees are melted to the floor. You would rip off her skin. Same goes for the wolf.
*Smirks* that's how you want to play it? *uses some shadows to cover the floor stopping the burning* *flicks his baton upward the shadow following into Hectate's chin*
*his eyes return to normal*
Wow, uh, rude.
(I'm just about staying cool, thanks.)
Onwa: Hmm.. tempting.
James: *smirks*
Only an hour?
*laughs slightly*
Nawwww. Sowwy wickle babbi Cwaire.
fera: *whispers in hectate's ears* no but perhaps, we can take the floor with us *a big chunk of the floor around silente is immediately cut*
Sil: *cries out at being kicked*
*looks at Cynthia*
Help..
*makes shadows, making up to Silente, at conductor and cynthia to keep them away from sil*
*Alys' clothes are melted and so is her skin, pinning her full body onto the floor*
*it melts her face, limbs, torso*
*thinks for a moment* I can live with ripping off her skin.
*a second Cynthia steps out of the first, and floats over to Alys, trying to slice through the net with a knife*
*glances back at Fera* Oh. Yeah, we could do that, too.
(Making up to Silente?)
fera: *the cut out part of the floor is engulfed in black goo*
Hecate: *stumbles back but manages to deflect the shadow conductor sent at her*
That's...cheating.
*tries to hit fera away and protects Sil*
Sil: *squirms*
Ew. Goo.
Backing up*
ALys: *is still unconscious *
Liliana: *she grins*
Parasite: *she rests her head against him* I suppose that was not so bad. *she grins*
Claire: I'll punch you.
Sil: *frowns slightly, confused with what Hecate is doing*
fera: *stands still unfazed* that all? I overestimated you *flicks thumb and hectate is thrown back with an incredible force*
Onwa: *sucks her eyebrow, thinking* Hmm..
James: Not so bad? Hmph.
*grins broadly*
*from behind Hectate Trip throws the bound net over her*
*once she's gotten through part of the net, she moves to the ground, wincing as she lets it burn into her shoes and feet, and disintigrates the ground around Alys, to separate it from the rest of the floor*
*he grins at Hectate*
Pretty sweet combo move eh? *energy tendrils reach out to wrap around her*
They can deal with the pain. I don't care *smirks*
*sends a shadow drill into the heated floor to try and break what's heating it* I don't care about cheating there are no rules in life.
Hecate: gah! *blood spurts out of her mouth and she is thrown away*
*she crashes into a wall but immediatly flies back over and stands, arms wide in front of Sil*
I won't let you take her. You'll have to kill me and Chione Soul right here if you want her.
Liliana: *she smiles* Mmm... What do you think you will do?
Parasite: We have an hour. I want to see your very best.
Claire: I'm not joking!
Alys: *eyes open slightly*
*whimpers in pain before blacking out again*
fera: *smiles creepily and with a crazy look* watch what you wish for
*gasps and falls to the ground, the net over her and stopping her magic*
No!!
*is wrapped in the energy*
Sil: Dont kill her! Please.. Chi has kids!!!
Onwa: Mmm.. you may get more alcohol..
James: my very best takes over an hour.
I know. *grins*
fera: *despite hectate being immobilized, a dark and evil energy surround fera as his smile grows wider and wider* HEhhhEEEHEEEE
(*is worried for feraTC)
Liliana: *she grins, starting to drink more cider*
Parasite: I may have enough energy to prolong the dream, as long as you make it worth my while.
Claire: So stop grinning!
*gazes up at Fera*
*Struggles against Trip's energy with all of her physical strength*
*takes all the other chaos as just an OK to go ahead and move Alys* *disintigrates the ground she's trapped in, resolving not to stop until the piece she's melted into has crumbled away*
*the tendrils finish their wrapping and drag Hectate over to beside Trip*
Why, hello again!
*calls out to the others*
All right, you guys mop up here, get stitched up. I'll be back in five! *he grabs Hectate and snaps a phylaxtrite and suddenly they're in a clearing, somewhere in the forest*
I hope you appreciate how expensive those things are.
Because it's very.
I don't think we need to now... she can't use her magic in there. *uses his shadows again this time trying to lock pick sil free* Shame really.
fera: *a mark appears on fera's right cheek, saying "sinner" and under that "5%"* hellloooooooooo *voice suddenly changed*
And how fera didn't kill you, because of me.
You basically owe me your life.
Onwa: *kisses her forehead*
James: Hmm..
*laughs, grinning still*
I can't help it!
Alys: *hisses in pain*
Liliana: *she has a few more mouthfuls before laying back*
Parasite: Deal?
Claire: Why not?
Sil: *panicks when trip has taking her*
Dammit Conductor just rip me free already!!!
(You're using the thing from bleach that all the captains have limits when they go into the human world. Fera.)
*doesn't reply to trip*
Onwa: *sucks her forehead*
James: Mm.. deal.
Because it's hilarious.
(not really lol :D)
( am using my own thing)
Um. *glances, concerned, at Fera* *disintigrates faster* *rests a hand against Alys' shoulder, to try to heal her as she's detached from the ground*
(Mhmm.)
I was trying to save you pain fine *grabs the chains snapping them probably breaking a bone then grabs her and rips her from the floor * Now do you wish I took my time?
Liliana: *she tilts her head a little* My forehead?
(Time skip?)
Claire: One more attempt to call me funny or cute or anything like that, and you're getting punched.
(so just because that series has some sealing thing that is totally not used at all and is insignificant, means there can't be other things similar to it, that i make up? mhm....)
fera: *symbol disappears* *fera turns around* sorry about that hehe ^_^
Sil: *screams slightly, crying out*
Thank you.
*takes off her jacket, making a sling for herself*
*slips her arm into it, ignoring the fact her legs are bleeding profusely*
Take me to trip.
*he rests the blade of his sword against her ankle, watching the lovely forest around him. It really sings in spring*
Alys: *the pain starts to fade as she heals*
*opens eyes and wispers* t thank y y you
Onwa: Mmm. Nice
(Yes.)
*grins more*
I won't say a word.
*smiles at Alys* No problem. How do you feel about teleportation?
*glances over again, and is relieved to see Fera's marks went away, but says nothing about it*
Hecate: *hates spring*
*too noisy. She prefers Winter like Chione. With all it's darkness.*
*tries to sheild her eyes from the sun and lies back on the grass*
Alys: I I am used to it now
fera: oh dear dear, that hasn't happened in a long time *scratches head*
Great. Let's get out of here. *teleports them back into blogland, and lays on the grass, breathing out* That was actually less work than I thought it'd be.
Liliana: If you say so. *she grins*
Parasite: *she presses against him* I will admit that it was worth my time.
Claire: Good!
*this part literally sings, which despite all of things he's seen actually really quite impresses Trip*
*he breathes in the air. It's much more fresh than the dingy stuff in Hectate's lair*
Good day for it, eh?
Onwa: *chuckles*
Hmm.. *moves, sucking on her fingers*
James: Mmm.. Good. It should be.
*smirks*
*rolls eyes, smiling*
fera: I didn't think i would go that far, cynthia...it's not like i needed to it's just...something's not right *smiles with a concerned smile*
Sil: Fera.. Take me back, please?
fera: Oh by the by, did i hurt anyone?
Alys: t thank you f for helping me, Miss...?
fera: very well ^_^ did i hurt you? *smiles*
*shrugs in response to Fera* It's fine by me. If there's anything I'm familiar with, it's losing control of myself.
Sil: *has apparently been left alone in that shadow world..*
*looks around*
fera: but i didn't loose control of myself... ^_^
I'm Cynthia. You don't have to call me Miss. *offers her hand to Alys* What's your name?
fera: *appears behind sil* but i am still here :)
(:p ikr Sil. Messed up a little there didn't we?)
(meh, it's hard to keep a group rp clean without any orders or rules ^_^ )
Alys: *shyly shakes her hand* A alys
*gulps* t this is m more humans t than I am u used too
(@Trip just a tad xD "Let's save Sil!" *does ridiculous attack* "We forgot Sil!" *facepalm*)
Sil: *looks at Fera*
Take me to blogland.
fera: *telepathically: but i am not a human, dear*
ALys: *jumps at the voice*
fera: *grabs sil's shoulders, teleport to blogland* the whole bunch is here now ^_^
Alys: a are y you okay SIl?
Well, sorry if we made you uncomfortable. *shakes Alys' hand, then takes a step back* I should go back for Silente. *teleports back to Hecate's lair*
*glances around* What's going on now?
Oh, nevermind, then. *teleports back to Blogland*
fera: hehe, so how come you can teleport as well? *smiles* sorry, my bad, i am fera, and i know your name, you're cynthia right? *shakes hand*
Sil: I'll be fine Alys.
*is ignoring her broken arm*
*and skinned legs*
*closes her eyes, focusing on the taste of Chi's blood, on tracking it*
Hmm..
Liliana: *she laughs* That tickles.
Parasite: Do you wish to wake up?
Bethany: No threats... Please...
*shakes her hand* Yes, I'm Cynthia. As it happens, I have a lot of different disciplines. One of me has the power to steal true names.
(sorry for that my internet went down spent all that time fixing it .... fera got you there now ... it's all good)
(*whistles a jolly tune*)
fera: *clears throat: his hand* oh I see ^_^ I am more of a...weird powers person i'd say ^_^
Onwa: *grins, sucking on it more*
Good.
James: Hmm.. we could perhaps stay here a few more minutes?
I won't threaten her.
ALys: y you need mediacl a attention Sil, t try Inky's c cottage
Yeah, there are a lot of weird powers people around here, nowadays. I guess it makes rescue operations easier.
Sil: I'll be fine. I'm always getting hurt.
*starts walking in the direction of Hecate and Trip*
(i am off to the chip shop...)
fera: *fera spacing out while i am gone*
ALys: b but y you cant d do much in t that state...
(enjoy!
does anyone else like curry sauce?)
(Cool, have fun!)
(What kind?)
(Curry is nice.)
Sil: I can walk..I can maybe run.
(the kind of curry sauce from the chippy)
Alys: p please get healed
*Shadow walks to Sil* How's the arm?
(brb)
(Literally never had it)
I should probably go now. Maybe I'll see you all later. *vanishes*
(Toodloo!)
Hecate: i suppose.
so what are you going to do with me now that you have me tied up and powerless. I didn't think you were that kind of man, Trip.
*smirks*
(Bye Cynthia. Thanks for joining in.)
(back
was gonna play cricket with brother
he lost the ball
curry sauce is lush
jack hates it, and is convinced its a welsh thing, liking it)
Sil: *looks at con*
I'm fine. Bye..
*starts running in the direction that Chi's blood is calling her, ignoring the screaming pain in her legs*
(ffs
brother got ball back
be back in a few minutes)
My my, aren't you witty.
I've brought you here for one reason, really. I'm going to make a deal with you, I think it's quite reasonable.
You leave Silente alone and only talk to her when she initiates a conversation, now and forevermore, and I won't drag you off to be locked in a gaol for the next couple of centuries.
*turns into shadow following sil to take him to trip as he can't be bothered looking*
Hecate: well if you lock me up you'll also lock up Chione Soul and her children will be motherless for however long we're locked up.
So i don't mind if you lock me up, Trip. But could you take her away from her children?
Sil: *whimpers quietly at the pain, running as fast as her vampiric body can*
Yeah, I think she'd understand. It's not like they can't visit while she's in control.
Alys: *changes into a fox and chases sil*
(OMG! I think my uncle has got me a job...)
(Oooooooh, what is it?)
(@Chloe Yey!!!))
Sil: *stumbles, grimacing*
*goes back to walking (limping), nearly there*
Hecate: Alright.
*holds out her hands*
You better lock me up then Mr Castalan.
*smiles up at him*
*the singing forest really is marvelous*
*while it's unclear where the music is coming from, it's very clearly Yes, We Have No Bananas,*
Sil: *ignores the singing*
*can almost see Hecate and Trip now*
(probably packaging
8-5
£200 a week)
ALys: *walks next to sil*
Sil: *looks down at Alys*
Hey..
*he clips the manacles over her wrists, the tendrils tightening up around her*
You are under arrest for assault, kidnapping, conspiracy to commit geonocide, conspiracy to destroy the world and being really creepy to your kidnap victim, which is a crime now, although I can't remember its name. You have the right to remain silent, but anything you do say can and will be used against you.
O, and the sanctuary is a long way away, and I'm not strong enough to carry you, so I hope you like being dragged!
Alys: *speaks telepathically* I I will h help
Sil: You will? Thanks.. I.. I can let her get locked away. The twins need Chione..
*sees trip finally*
Trip!!! Stop!!!
*Oh
Ah! Silente! Come walk with me! *he turns and begins to walk into the forest, Hectate being dragged behind him*
*Trip bobs and hums along to the tune*
Sil: *limps after him*
Trip, stop!!! The twins need their mother!!!
*moves into Trip's path*
ALys: *follows sil and trip*
Hecate: *glares*
You could treat your prisoners a little nicer. I can walk you know.
*spots out dirt, her dress now torn*
Spits*
*stares at silente*
Hello. Come to rescue me?
*he keeps walking, si mpy going around Silente*
*he indicates to the trees*
They're maple, and singing about how they have no bananas! *he chuckles* Nature sure is funny.
Anyway. The twins can visit Chione when Chione is in charge of her boy. Right now, she can't be there from them even if she is out of prison.
Sil: *glares at Hecate*
I'm here to save Chione, not you.
Sil: *grabs Trips arm tightly, making him stop*
No. Take her to a sensitive. Help her.
*energy tendrils tighten around Hectate's ankles and shins* Really, with your legs so tightly bound?
How impressive.
((I'm with TripTC on this one.))
Look, just walk with me, come on. *he shakes his arm free and keeps going* We can get her a sensitive when Hectate is locked securely away.
Anyway, the easiest way for you to get Chione safe is to simply get ol' Heccy to agree to my deal.
Properly, not in some foolsh attempt to escape.
Sil: *limps along side Trip*
And what about the twins! They're at home alone right now! What happens to them!
Hecate: ahh!
*trips over and falls flat on her face and is dragged through the dirt*
This is so undignified for a lady, Mr Castalan.
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