Just a quick note to say that the Halloween story will be appearing as soon as I've finished it. HOPEFULLY that will be tonight, but it might be tomorrow, and appear on Halloween itself. I have to say, it feels good to be writing about Tanith once again, even if she IS ever so slightly evil...
SPOILER OVER
And speaking of Halloween, look at the desktop thingy you can download. Yay desktop thingies!
In keeping with the general creepiness of the season, may I also direct your attention to Haunted, a compilation of ghost stories by various writers, of which I am one. It's out now, and as part of the promotion, the writers are appearing as guests on various blogs around blogland. I had the good fortune of writing a piece for the Bookwitch, which can be found here:
http://bookwitch.wordpress.com/2011/10/26/the-haunted-tour/
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OH. I DIDN'T REALISE YOU WERE THERE, STAR. *failed* HELLO, OCTOPUS!!!! ;D
Star, it's a well-known fact that you are a speckled dolphin.
Now I'll sleep. Goodnight everyone!
*is about to eat a live chicken but falls asleep*
Lynxia said (from memory, forgot to copy it): "You should sleep, eve."
Btw, it's 12:49am
Night!
Night Eve.
G'night, EVE!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hugs*
May the fours be with you eve!
And no, i'm NOT a dolphin! OF COURSE i'm an octopus! Inky Octopus Girl, merember?
HELLO LLLLLLLLLL!
HELLO!!!! *is doing History homework**
I'm likely to be distant, DAMN HISTORY. ^_^
No, I prefer the other one... Brb
Much better.
Think so, lynxia.
Yes, DAMN history. We have this horrible histpry teacher who makes us write newspaper reports EVERY lesson and is MAD on grammer, amongst other things.
I need to change MY pic.
grammar*
........................I HAVE OCD WITH SPELLING, GRAMMAR AND PUNCTUATION...........................
............I HATE THE REICHSTAG FIRE.......IT REMINDS ME OF REICHENBACH FALL................
Bb in 15!
Okay then, Star! :)
Back!
Hello, Star, again.
Hello L.
Going on laptop, brb . . .
hey
New pic!
. . . Again.
Am i all alone? :(
Hello. Sorry History homework is keeping me busy. :c
Damn history. *nods*
gonna go
bnye
Bye flame!
Being so skilled you can avoid situations you don't want to be in by acting hyper. *points to self* ME. I AM SO GOOD AT ACTING. EVERYONE THINKS MY INSANITY HAS RETURNED. IT'S ALL GOOD. I ACTED HYPER ALLLLLLLLLL DAY AND NO-ONE SUSPECTED A THING. *nods*
YESSS!!!!! *fist pumps*
GGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. I HATE HISTORY, SOMETIMES.
Anyone here...? No? Oh...Okay...*forever alone*
*is here*
Sorry i left.
Wbd. Writing:)
Oh, hey Star. *IS STILL DISTANT AND STILL DOING F*CKING HISTORY HOMEWORK*
Poor you:(
History should be stung all over by walucks.
Hi sparky!
Hi.
Wednesday.
Today is Wednesday.
It is?
Here, it's tuesday.
I know.
Tonight, Wednesday night for me will be Wednesday morning for you.
*making calculations*
*is satisfied with answer*
Good.
WATERMAN
PARIS
Noir Intense · Intense Black
*wonders why i'm copying my pavket of ink cartridges*
*thinks about wednesday thing*
. . . Yeah, you're right.
Mm.
Hello Lu.
*looks at sparky's mm*
M & Ms.
Peanut M & Ms. Yuck.
And i actually like peanuts.
Ello ello ello, what's all this then? *is wearing police hat*
*is tired of writing*
*whisper-shouts* NOBODY HAS COMMENTED!
EXCEPT ME!
*continues whisper shouting* FOR FIVE COMMENTS!
*stops whisper shouting*
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
*whisper shouts for one more comment* EIGHT AFTER THIS ONE!
Oh, dammit. You just HAD to comment the time when i was doing my prediction, didn't you?
*loves my pic*
I <3 baguettes. And bread rolls. MMMMM!
YOU DID NOT JUST SAY YOU LOVE BAGUETTES............................................................................................YOU DO UNDERSTAND THE INNUENDO, RIGHT???????
Have you seen that dog food advert? The one which goes om and nom and nom? *grins*
NOMMY
Hehe.
Sparky/.?
Yeah, i love baguettes:)
And bread rolls:)
Hi flame!
She WAS just here . . .
Badgerbadgerbadgerbager badgerbadgerbadgerbadger badgerbadgerbadgerbadge MUSHroom! MUSHroom!
I HATE NARWHALS!
Keboz they have this annoying song about them that my brother won't stop singing.
you in puffs?
did yiu request me?>
Puffs? Hufflepuff? Nope. Eve is the only pufflehuff i know. I'm in nothink . . . Stupid lesspotterless. I'm SpellGold5234.
..............
I AM NOT EVEN GOING TO SAY ANYTHING.
I AM A MURDERER!!!
............................................................................................................................................of.llamas.
Um, L, you just did.
I AM THE ENEMY OF THE LLAMAS AND THE INKY OCTOPUS GIRL!
Sorry, wanted that to be at the top of the page . . .
I DEDICATE THIS PAGE TO WHICHEVER BRIGHT SPARK THOUGHT UP BLOGGING!
A lot of us minions owe them their lives. Need i say more?
There. That was meaningful. Sort of.
I AM A SERIAL KILLER. SHHHHHHHH! I ALSO BELONG IN AN ASYLUM. BUT THEY STILL HAVEN'T FOUND ME!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAH.
HELLOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOO???
HELLO L!!!
*runs off to ring asylum to tell them where L is*
Oh, dammit. The phone's broken.
*wishes for a miracle*
*i suddenly land in the lake when i was nowhere near it*
*swims to side and squeezes water out of hair*
Well, that was certainly miraculous.
*hides behind a leaf*
*takes heat sensor out of pocket and grins*
*circulates on the spot looking for L's heat signature*
*is cold hearted, so nothing shows up* MWAHHAA.
*frowns when nothing shows up*
Must be broken. Stupid device. *chucks it in lake*
*laughs menacingly*
*gets X-ray scanner out of pocket*
*grins and circulates on the spot again*
This'll be a little harder, but still:)
*hears menacing laughter and stiffens*
*whisper shouts* I THINK I HEARD SOMETHING!
*listens again*
Nah . . . It was only a fuzzlebug hiding under a leaf over there.
*steps in front of l*
Hi flame.
*whispers* Hey, Flame!
*points scanner at flame and frowns*
Flame, you seem to have an awful lot of bones.
*peers at scanner*
It seems to be telling me you have four arms . . .
Are you ben ten in disguise, by any chance?
*shrugs and goes back to circulating*
OMGG! BEN TEN IS MARRIED! WAIT TILL THE PRESS HEAR ABOUT THIS!
WHAT?!?!?! *comes out of hiding*
CRAP. *hides away, again*
married?
Wha...
*is still circulating*
*falls over from dizzyness*
You, spin, me, right, round . . .
*grins*
AAAAAAAALVIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!
I <3 alvin and the chipmunks.
*staggers up again and chucks X-ray scanner in lake too*
See, if flame is ben 10, and he's married, then ben ten's married, right?
*can't see L coming out of hiding coz of dizzyness*
*isn't dizzy anymore*
Golden god, is it five to nine already???
(Rhetorical question)
*still in hiding*
*thinks*
You usually find something after you stop looking for it . . .
*stops looking, aka closes eyes*
*walks straight off cliff*
*zephyr catches me*
Thanks, zeph. *strokes her*
Well, that plan failed . . .
THE LOOKING SHALL CONTINUE, AFTER THE BREAK!
*drops camera off cliff*
*it breaks*
Well, i'd call that a break, wouldn't you?
*the search continues*
I <3 wordplay.
*the words play games*
Sorry, network went. Back now.
TALK TO YOU GUYS TOMORROW, I'LL HOPEFULLY BE MORE ACTIVE!!!!! :3 *HUGS EVERYONE*
MAY THE FOURS BE WITH YOU L!!!!!! *HUGS BACK*
I'm going, Bye...
hi
bye
Hi
Oh dammit
Is anybody out there?
Nope
less than two minutes...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVID TENNANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*does a little dance* It's David Tennant's BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*frowns*
Why did I update Skype?
It took me ages to get used to the last one....
SPARKY! *tackles hugs*
*gets tackled*
Unh...
*is lying on ground*
*closes eyes*
*falls asleep*
*picks Sparky up*
WAAAAAAAAAAKE UUUUUUUUUUUP!!!
*wipes hands on Val's face*
Put me down...
The FOOSA ARE ATTACKING!!!!
hey guys
Not until you start acting a little cheerier...
It's my classmate's b-day too
NO NOT THE FOOSA!
Hi Thrust!
(I found David Tennant and Matt Smith's fanmail addresses in less than three minutes! I'm such a ninja!)
Sparky, I'm trying to figure out what your profile pic is exactly.
Winter Hunter!
*sees Val*
*is asleep again*
K. Hi Val!
You got another follower Sparky!
I did?
What now?
*tilts head* Pointing at a winter hunter isn't exactly cheery...
Lookie how awesome I am:
Derek Landy
c/o Author Mail, 7th Floor
HarperCollins Publishers
10 East 53rd, New York, NY 10022
Matt Smith
Troika
3rd Floor
74 Clerkenwell Road
London, EC1M 5QA
UK
David Tennant
Independent Talent Group Ltd.
Oxford House
76 Oxford Street
London W1D 1BS
UK
Did you all die or something?
It appears so...
*starts dialing the funeral home*
hi.
yeah, val your awesome...
Do you love David Tennant?
Nope, didn't die...
But one of my characters did!
Do I love David Tennant? No. But Matt Smith, on the other hand...
Today Amanda kept saying she wasn't China Pleasant or something like that and I said, "Ok, fine. Then what's your name?" And she smiled and said, "My name's Amanda Smith."
She seriously loves Matt Smith...
Ha.
She's crazy.
*is on the phone*
Yes, yes, I believe my friend Sparky Braginski has died.... Can I buy a coffin or something? What do you mean I call here too often? No, I didn't kill her! Well, maybe I killed the other 53 people, but so what?
*sees Sparky and quickly hangs up*
I wasn't doing anything... YOU HAVE NO PROOF!
I just remembered something! Earlier, at lunch, I grabbed a banana to pretend it was a phone (I've been doing that since I was about 6) and Amanda and I kept pretending to call people from the Blog... We kept shouting out names that the people around us didn't understand and when we started laughing we got a bunch of weird looks...
Check it out:
http://shockerlocker-turn-back-now.blogspot.ca/2012/04/grand-opening.html
I've finally posted something!
... longer than last time....-But not too long! Do not fear, just read it. NNNNNNNNOOOOOOWWWWWW!
Was I on that list of people?
Or me?
*looks up with puppy dog eyes*
Sparky, you were the first person we tried to call. Well, pretended to call.
Thrust, you weren't because you weren't one of the main people Amanda knows from the Blog. Besides, we couldn't get too many people before Amanda grabbed the banana and ate it.
Yum. check out my blog1 NOWWW!
And before Amanda ate it she pretended to call Matt Smith.
I already saw it! The ribbon cutting was funny.
...Sparky?
Hehehehe... Ivy pretended to die to scare a bunch of people and Anomaly has to play along XD
Ha.
GRYFFINDOR IS COMING SECOND IN THE HOUSE CUP!!!
Or, Ravenclaw and Gryffindor are neck and freaking neck.
I never was a huge Harry Potter fan...
Nor was I, but for some reason, when I get put in a team I won't stop until that team has won...
and slytherin's winning, while Gryfindor STILL has the most people.
If I were in a house I'd so be in Slytherin...
Hush Thrust.
You would Val, but I am in Gryffindor.
And the fact that I'm in Gryffindor freaked Flame out a little, because he is in Slyth.
I was. The first book came out before I was 24 hours old.
I don't know what that has to do with anything, but I got a little over exited when I saw it...
I'm so weird *hangs head* :(
Ha, you are rivals with your Blog husband!
Did you check my blog, SPARKY?
I have to go, bye!
bye, Val
Bye Val!
Yes Thrust.
...AND?
I stopped myself from telling you the location of the salazar slytherin card, do you want to know where it is?
Oh. My. Goshness.
hi Eve!
Check out my blog
Night. Mare.
Read and commented
Hi Mist! *hugs*
A.
No wait B!
No A.
Oh I don't know anymore.................
*hugs her back*
Hi! Sorry, my dad turned off the Internet last ni-...this morning.
*smiles* How'd you sleep?
Badly. My brother was yelling at something all night and I could hear him from my room. Anyway, how did YOU sleep?
Next time, send a mouse to chew through the door of the room, and all will be well. :P
I dreamt that I met you, which was awesome, but then I started dreaming with my eyes open, which wasn't so fun. I was boiling and freezing at the same time, if that's even possible. Sigh. Such are the woes of Eve.
Aw.
*hugs her again*
I think you need more sleep...
*hugs him back* Actually, that wasn't even relevant to the question you asked, because I was awake when I wasn't sleeping well. Or maybe I was half asleep...
Anyway. I'm fine with this much sleep. YOU need more sleep. *holds out sleep syrup*
hi
Hi thrust
*laughs and ducks under the sleep syrup*
That stuff is evil. Woozles designed it...
*suddenly hears a mosquito by ear irl*
*leaps away and lands on wooden chair*
And us Hufflepuffs brought his idea to life:)
*puts sleep syrup away*
*hurls a fireball at mosquito*
Urgh, those things freak me out..,
going...
I think it bit my toe...
Bye thrust...
Kill it.
Bye, Thrust.
I don't know where it is now. Grrrrrr.
It probably won't come near you again now...
Maybe...
Stupid delicious blood.
Brb
Okay. *waits*
*glares at Netspace*
I can only get on here using my netbook now. I hope it changes soon.
Just a quick Servus from me. I'll have to check the other computer if it will let me on.
Auf wiedersehen!
Hi/bye, Izz.
Distant now. Have to practice guitar.
Back!
Okay Mist. I'll be distant too, reading.
*grins*
Good computer.
Double distant. Doing Philosophy.
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