First of all, my Ameriminions seem to be having a great time coming up with their opening lines, and I have to say the standard has been superb. There's still ages left to go, of course- the deadline is October 23rd- so keep submitting them in the comment section to the last post. It's all been very impressive so far- some real writers out there, and every few hours I have a new favourite... SO KEEP SUBMITTING!
Here are the things you need to do to be in with a chance of winning:
If you have a Facebook page, you could change your profile pic to the new Tom Percival US cover, then post a link on your Facebook wall to the eBook here http://bit.ly/qNJYCP.
If you're on Twitter, you could tweet (I'm sorry, I'll never be able to take this word seriously) a message out using the following hashtag- #FREESkulduggeryebookUS . It can be about anything connected to the free eBook offer but it must contain a link to the page http://bit.ly/qNJYCP and a request to re-tweet your tweet. Good God. Tweeting, retweeting, hashtags... Does ANYONE understand what the hell I'm talking about?
If you have a different online profile- like MSN, YouTube, Blog, Tumblr, etc- then you could post a status update which includes the cover and the link http://bit.ly/qNJYCP ...
Now, if you do ANY of those things, you MUST tell me in the Comments section to THIS post. Tell me EXACTLY what you've done and you'll be automatically entered into the competition. The closing date is October 31st, the competition is open to EVERYONE in EVERY country (yep, that includes you Ameriminions), and 10 winners will be selected at random by me.
Ready? Set? GO.
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I'm not feeling very well at the moment so I'm just going to sit over there *points at chair*
*goes and sits down and watches everyone fighting*
ha ve been keeping my best power 4 som1 else but i have no choice
i turn into ice al smashes ice im gone i reapear
behind val and kick
*hands Taz a sword*
Teaming up does sound like a good idea.
*dodges pyro and kicks him*
Whispers
*I'm only playing watch*
*sails towards val*
*punches her*
*she falls unconscious*
pyro now pyro flame blasts val and she falls
*nicework bro
high five
*everyone gawps*
I saved the day... Again
we won hhhurraaayyyy
Go Flame!
Three of us now!
*hands other sword to Flame*
*forges a new sword out of the fire, ever burning atop his head*
*is PRETENDING to be unconcious*
*gets back up and gets poked from behind*
*sees Skulduggery*
great she can heal i forgot
can any of u turn into won o den power ranger megazord things cozdated help
Val I knocke you soz
Now pyro I'm tired you go get scruntinous, taz tie val up with magic restraining shackles...
Ayesha u can keep an eye on the morrals
skul-man punched val in the face
*hits the ground hard*
*falls unconscious*
*the fire on Pyro's head grows and takes the form of a slightly taller version of Pyro himself*
*grins*
*mortals sit around her chair*
sure!
i tie val up and kick her
she flips over
* i always wanted to do that
Oh well s**t.
Ok skuldugerys here? Ayesha?!? Get the he'll over here
*hands back sword I have a machete thank you very much*
*pulls silver chain and binds mortals*
Let's do this!!!!!
I'm still here, you know, and still evil.
Skulduggery: Darquesse, stop. Let Valkyrie come back. I know you're bored of this.
*scowls* Fine, Skulduggery, Valkyrie can come back.
*falls unconcious for real this time*
lol this story is awesome
we won 4 real
*sighs*
*goes over to flame and stands next to her with her sword*
* gets ready to fight*
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww we should have recorded this and put it on a blog...
Val remember our fight that should have been made into a story!?!
*sits up*
*ayesha kicks me*
OW! I'm Valkyrie again!
Brb
great pyro bad now ill take this
fire and ice
Kk Flame!!!¡¡¡!!!
I can make it a story :D I really want to, actually.
yh i agreewe should have made this into a full story
ice!!!!!!!!!
Who likes pie? I crave pie.
the 2 giants fire giant vs ice giant this is gonna be 1 helluva fight
Dantea, I was just Darquesse and you missed it.
hey dantae
Awww. What a shame. Hey Lion.
i tornado kick pyro but pryo catches it
then i go for the legs an sweep him
I call writing the story!!! But it all started with zombies, remember? XD
Hi Dantea!!!¡¡¡!!!
@Taz
Have you met Chanoro?
Hii dantea!!!
hey im killing evil pyro
Hey Pyro.
What story?
whos chanoro
*turns the fall into a backflip and lands back on his feet*
wow better than i thought
whos chanoro
Hi Ayesha.
Chan is one of my friends, he goes on the blog from time to time.
What story?!? go to the previous page and it starts with a zombie horde. Then everything else happens.
I gtg now Byee everyone!
*hugs everyone and gives them skittles*
=D
i side kick pyro but he dodges it by an inch
then i come back with a back kick
Hello!
This is Liliana here.
Thanks for being so kind on the signing in Frankfurt on the 15th October.
Here's the deviantArt account from the Spring Heeled Jack cosplayer I've told you about.
The one who gave you that very weird Sanguine/Dusk picture! xD
Here you can see more disturbing, but also very good stuff. (Some of it is REALLY weird, but I promise, her skill makes up for it!)
http://meirikobayashi.deviantart.com/gallery/24836103
Please tell me what you think, we'd love to hear your opinion. xD
I hope you came home well.
Regards,
Liliana Pitchblack
Bye Ayesha!!!¡¡¡!!!
bye
Bye Ayesha! Perhaps next time I won't turn evil! *waves frantically*
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ayesha!!!!!!!!
When did I go evil?
i dunno
Bye... val can I do it you can do our epic battle(s)
Can ye go to my blog please??!?
WB Flame!!!¡¡¡!!!
Pyro evil doesn't suit ya..
hey everyone
Nights atacks her in *hugs*
Even I have to admit, evil isn't your thing.
hi nights raven
im taz the lion killer
But I wanna do the story! Why don't you write when we met?
Potassium is awesome!
It burns a pinky purple colour!
Dantea hi have we met? *gives her marshmallows*
:=)
Hey raven! Didn't I accuse you of being a stalker?
Hi Raven!!!¡¡¡!!!
I know, I didn't think I was evil, that's why I'm not trying to be evil.
Cos this sounds funner
I have writers block btw...
I cant see where my stories are going
But this could help!?!
Umm...I believe so. I maybe confusing you with someone else though. *Turns marshmallows into smores, and gives Flame a cupcake*
hi pyro, dantea, taz, flame, bella *hugs all*
@Bella
i believe u did :)
Val you accuse pplz of allota things...
Brb
Hey Raven.
Thanks... Go to my blog please
Well no one said we couldn't BOTH write it. And at the Darquesse part I'll know what Darquesse was thinking and you'll know what everyone ELSE was thinking. So just don't write Darquesse's thoughts and I won't write anyone else's thoughts.
me?
No, that was at Flame. We're debating who gets to write the story.
g2g seeya guys later
bye
da dduuummm
Ok so we could mush it together kinda?
Not my debate, but I think Vals idea sounds reasonable.
Bye Taz!!!¡¡¡!!!
Then that's it solved......
Bye Taz.
I'll write it, and you can write it, and then we'll see who's is better. Agreed?
Oh yeah, and Flame, you were right about how I accuse people of a lot of things. That's so true it's sad XD
That's kinda a bit competitive isn't it...
Yep.... Go to my blog bella do me a favour and post a link I is on my ipod
Q?
Q
Well, then let's just both write it and compare the two. Better?
Q's my claiming letter
Q
Q
Q
And what are you claiming, exactly?
Q
Q
Q
Q
srry im so quiet, im here but im also on chat and reading a new book i got today :) (the LAST Ranger's Apprentice book)
I claim this page for this plea.
DEREK! MASTER LANDY! OH GLORIOUS GOLDEN GOD!
I would like to cry out on behalf of Kallista (or Trinity Kal as she now calls herself)
I know you said you would choose 10 winners at random but I really feel that Kal should be one of them.
Only she's been through so much in her life and suffered through such a lot which I shan't disclose unless I have her permission and I think she really deserves to win. It's her birthday on November 14th and this would be the most amazing birthday present ever. She'd be so thrilled and delighted.
Because although obviously you are the Golden God and created this blog and bought us all together I honestly think that Kallista is the heart and soul of our community. Because although she didn't bring us together she keeps us together. She is such a wonderful kind and caring person who doesn't over look anyone and really welcomes everyone here and makes their day.
I would gladly give up my place in the competition for her and I'm sure that many others agree with me.
So please, please, please could you make Kal one of the winners? Because she's done so much for so many of us and she is so deserving of this fanatabulous prize.
Many many thanks
Your loyal minions
I
Ooooo, is it any good?
I claim this page for this plea.
DEREK! MASTER LANDY! OH GLORIOUS GOLDEN GOD!
I would like to cry out on behalf of Kallista (or Trinity Kal as she now calls herself)
I know you said you would choose 10 winners at random but I really feel that Kal should be one of them.
Only she's been through so much in her life and suffered through such a lot which I shan't disclose unless I have her permission and I think she really deserves to win. It's her birthday on November 14th and this would be the most amazing birthday present ever. She'd be so thrilled and delighted.
Because although obviously you are the Golden God and created this blog and bought us all together I honestly think that Kallista is the heart and soul of our community. Because although she didn't bring us together she keeps us together. She is such a wonderful kind and caring person who doesn't over look anyone and really welcomes everyone here and makes their day.
I would gladly give up my place in the competition for her and I'm sure that many others agree with me.
So please, please, please could you make Kal one of the winners? Because she's done so much for so many of us and she is so deserving of this fanatabulous prize.
Many many thanks
Your loyal minions
Is what good?
IN guessing the book
*I'm
Congrats Flame!
The ranger's Apprentice book. I love the series, but I think the quality started to drop after the fifth or sixth. I'm still in love, though.
I claim this page for this plea.
DEREK! MASTER LANDY! OH GLORIOUS GOLDEN GOD!
I would like to cry out on behalf of Kallista (or Trinity Kal as she now calls herself)
I know you said you would choose 10 winners at random but I really feel that Kal should be one of them.
Only she's been through so much in her life and suffered through such a lot which I shan't disclose unless I have her permission and I think she really deserves to win. It's her birthday on November 14th and this would be the most amazing birthday present ever. She'd be so thrilled and delighted.
Because although obviously you are the Golden God and created this blog and bought us all together I honestly think that Kallista is the heart and soul of our community. Because although she didn't bring us together she keeps us together. She is such a wonderful kind and caring person who doesn't over look anyone and really welcomes everyone here and makes their day.
I would gladly give up my place in the competition for her and I'm sure that many others agree with me.
So please, please, please could you make Kal one of the winners? Because she's done so much for so many of us and she is so deserving of this fanatabulous prize.
Many many thanks
Your loyal minions
THIS IS MY DEDICATION!!!!
Long live kallista
I want to read them but haven't gotten a chance...
I don't read anything except Skulduggery nless I have to. Everything else weeps with jealousy.
The Burning Bridge will make you cry at the end. I did, anyway.
Anyone hear of the last apprentice series?
The wardstones chronIcals in uk/ireland
I g2g asleep!!
Although it's true that everything else pales in comparison, I don't dispute that fact, your missing out on a lot of good stories Val.
Flame what'd you want me to post a link TO?
My blog!!
Your. Too stubborn for a taken name
I obtained my iPod I will be as long as no one goes away
Whos too stubborn?
Would nj be mad if I included him in that story!?
again, srry for being so quiet
@Dantea
i didnt cry at the end, but i was like "WTH?" same thing happened with Faceless Ones, i dont think theres gonna be another one *shrugs* dont ask why lol
@Flame
i actually, now that u mention it, got the 1st book of the series lol, night
NJ is a girl
Grrrr *mumbles something about spoilers driving her crazy*
D one that nearly destroyed blog land... For good... We never sorted those mortals..........
* looks for them*
Val u must have scared them!!!
Oh dang it we DID lose the mortals...
uh...
uh...
brb
Oops
Well did ya read it?
I'm still here btw, those were the books I was talking about the other day!!!!
@ val new writing challenge wanna take a lookie?
Waaaa?! someone tried to destroy Blogland?
I shall hunt them all down and torture them more than is necessary or legal.
So what u gonna do about it?
i havent read it yet, but im going too, it looked cool... although i had a heck of a time finding book 1, all i saw was books 2-8 lol
Well that was val
She blew a hole in the dimension divider using explosives and mortals came through...
*points finger* all her nothin to with me taz Ayesha or pyro
Lol the ninth came out last month... I have all but 8 and 9 waiting for hardback...
There awesome
Would nj mind?
Grrr. Bloody Draquesse. It was Darquesse, right? Cuz if not, Val is going to die.
Testing, testing...
(this is Val. I know Amanda's account stuff and I'm helping her)
Okay going back to my account...
Nope all val
Then she tried to kill mortals and the guys I named above tried to stop her and darquese came and Then epic battle that was what the debate was about.
Hi Amanda even though your val u better keep like that dantea is out for bloody murder lol
Back!!!¡¡¡!!!
Sorry, zoned out for a while. It's pretty late here.
Hey pyro wanna watch dantea go mad at val??!?
Suppose so
I'm me again!!
And I was just setting up Amanda's thing so she'd have a profile pic
@Val: You almost KILLED blogland?!
Yay it's starting.. Popcorn?
it's 1 in the morning here
Uh... I was trying to stop zombies. *smiles inoccently*
*throws popcorn to Flame and Pyro*
*glares at Flame* This isn't a show.
This gonna be good...
I saw the new there musketeers today it was awesome!!!
*catches popcorn*
Does that mean Dantea forgives me? *backs away warily*
Ok sorry dantea.....
But still it's fun...
What kind? White cleaver zombies or Thrasher zombies? Because if you risked Blogland for the likes of the flesh eating zombies-
Bad things will happen.
They were flesh always flesh ;)
Grr. As long as Val's sorry, I can forgive her.
For now.
The White Cleaver isn't a zombie.
Ps pyro we never did anything about the mortals we forgot in the midst of battle
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww I wanted a fight one I wasn't in ;)
I never said sorry.
Way to go, Flame. You betrayer!
Meh, I think the circus idea was pretty good.
Lol ur always going to be in my heart- somewhere
Were partners + plus dantea wasn't here I was only - INFORMING- her if u no what I mean ;£
Circus performers don't take mortals hostage, and I know I did.
Yeah it was write a story about it!!!
Mortals?!?
Well…
Umm…
You're fired! And… umm…
Don't do it again! Or something like that…
* kal huggies* see my dedication
Go loook
*grabs kal and uses her as a shield* Dantea, you attack me and you attack HER.
Val, I like you, but you can be really annoying sometimes.
I thought I read somewhere that the White cleaver is just some kind of higher class of zombie?
Hi Kal!!!¡¡¡!!!
*hugs*
leave kal alone * bites val* naughty!!?!
*defends Kal*
Oh, I'm fully aware I'm annoying.
I wouldn't hurt Kal! (although I'm sure I've met her yet)Don't you dare cower behind her!
Kal is safe I bit val and she should be hurt!?!
Yay heres the fight
Sorry, "Although i'm NOT sure I've met her yet," is what I ment to say.
*reluctantly comes out from behind Kal*
*recoils from Flame* What are you, a vampire or something?
Kal who accused you of being here so much?!? You're the best person on here everyone loves you, you're joyful, happy and must of all WISE!!
*glares at Val, but then gets distracted by...
Oooo! something shiny!
No biting people is fun try it
Just kidden I never bite people it's gross
*throws rock at shiny thing and it breaks*
I'm just walking straight into troube, aren't I?
*trouble
Oh how u are , yes?!?
That was Derris board gas book of the decade award u fiend val
Are you TRYING to make me kill you? I think you are. This worries me somewhat, as it means my opponent is suicidal, and thats no fun all.
That's not like dragona? Is it? Did u p*ss him off? Or something
I ask a load q's sorry don't answer if u don't want to.. *group hugs*
*hugs Kal*
You're not here too much!
How could ANYONE say that?!
Dragona don't bully my shield!!!
I'm NOT suicidal. I just love to be irritating. I'm a professional.
im gonna go to sleep, im really tired *hugs* ill cya later guys
Actually, that's very much like Dragona.
I would like to cry out on behalf of Kallista (or Trinity Kal as she now calls herself)
I know you said you would choose 10 winners at random but I really feel that Kal should be one of them.
Only she's been through so much in her life and suffered through such a lot which I shan't disclose unless I have her permission and I think she really deserves to win. It's her birthday on November 14th and this would be the most amazing birthday present ever. She'd be so thrilled and delighted.
Because although obviously you are the Golden God and created this blog and bought us all together I honestly think that Kallista is the heart and soul of our community. Because although she didn't bring us together she keeps us together. She is such a wonderful kind and caring person who doesn't over look anyone and really welcomes everyone here and makes their day.
I would gladly give up my place in the competition for her and I'm sure that many others agree with me.
So please, please, please could you make Kal one of the winners? Because she's done so much for so many of us and she is so deserving of this fanatabulous prize.
Many many thanks
Thalia Jane
No I am... Although not on here ;£
Sorry kal about dragona he's a doorknob
Bye Raven!!!¡¡¡!!!
Hmm. *quietly puts sionide in Val's food in Val's house, which Dantea stalked her home to the last time Val left Blogland*
Kal, I swear to every single deity around the world in every single religion, if Dragona bullies you anymore, I'm going to kill something. It's not OK.
Hi Thalia!!!¡¡¡!!!
Join the cause!!!
*waves her arms around spazztically*
CAUSES ARE FUN TO JOIN!
*tackle hugs Pyro*
Bye raven
Don't kal tell him I said he is a doorknob ;)
Is really? I quited looked to him as I did with and still do with Kal and pyro..
No joke honest you poems pyro I love them even though poetry annoys me and kal you're imagination and always knowing the right thing to say :) *hugs*
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLL MY DEAR!
*hugs tightly back*
Your shielding her from me. Don't worry, I won't kill you to get to her. I have another plan, besides the one she ruined.
Yay!
Lol!!! Kal ur the best... Breaks his nose next time...
Dantea thats just mean at least spell cyanoid right ;)
(I thinks that's it?!?)
Thanks Flame!
:)
For what?
You won't kill me. I'm the master at not dying.
Its Cyanide. And SORRY. I'm BAD at SPELLING. I cry in English class.
Cyanide
I just had some fancy ramen, so I'm really hyper right now. Please excuse my random outbursts.
I really want to be hula-hooping right now....
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