First of all, my Ameriminions seem to be having a great time coming up with their opening lines, and I have to say the standard has been superb. There's still ages left to go, of course- the deadline is October 23rd- so keep submitting them in the comment section to the last post. It's all been very impressive so far- some real writers out there, and every few hours I have a new favourite... SO KEEP SUBMITTING!
Here are the things you need to do to be in with a chance of winning:
If you have a Facebook page, you could change your profile pic to the new Tom Percival US cover, then post a link on your Facebook wall to the eBook here http://bit.ly/qNJYCP.
If you're on Twitter, you could tweet (I'm sorry, I'll never be able to take this word seriously) a message out using the following hashtag- #FREESkulduggeryebookUS . It can be about anything connected to the free eBook offer but it must contain a link to the page http://bit.ly/qNJYCP and a request to re-tweet your tweet. Good God. Tweeting, retweeting, hashtags... Does ANYONE understand what the hell I'm talking about?
If you have a different online profile- like MSN, YouTube, Blog, Tumblr, etc- then you could post a status update which includes the cover and the link http://bit.ly/qNJYCP ...
Now, if you do ANY of those things, you MUST tell me in the Comments section to THIS post. Tell me EXACTLY what you've done and you'll be automatically entered into the competition. The closing date is October 31st, the competition is open to EVERYONE in EVERY country (yep, that includes you Ameriminions), and 10 winners will be selected at random by me.
Ready? Set? GO.
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*Flings Shadows at zombies*
I agree with using jewelery! It makes death magic pretty! *shadow walks behind Crystal and throws her out of the path of a zombies trying to bite her* *shadow walks behind the zombie and punches through it skull with shadows*
*screams like a 4 year old girl*
wait..that isn't helping is it??
* gets out from under table and runs around slicing zombies heads off with her sword*
Muhahahaha!!!
AYESHA STOP HANDING OUT COOKIES AND FIGHT!
*clicks fingers and sets a zombie on fire*
Hey Lion killer!
Thanks Flame!
* ties up hair*
*Throws shadows at zombies then chops a few heads off and bodies in half*
*dashes through the horde, leaving a trail of ash in his wake*
Hi lionkiller person *hands chocolate fudge cake* watch me the zombie killer in action :)
*blows up three zombies, cuts another too, says a quick pray and runs into a horde of oncoming zombies*
*people scream in the mist of battle*
*emerges covered in guts, zombies dead*
*smiles* anymore?
Zombie: Since when can twelve year old girls fight zombies?
Me: Since I was born! *slices in half with shadow*
I agree val
*Helps Ayesha with sword work*
*Then throws alot of shadows with val*
wats goin on??????
i am taz by the way aka the lion killer mwwaaahhhhaaahhhaaa
We are fighting zombies Lionkiller.
I'd get used to it if i was u wwe do it alot
*gathers a globe of fire*
*tosses the globe into the horde, leaving a mile wide whole in its centre*
Fighting zombies... It normally happens when me crys and val are here :)
@lionkiller
Zombies. *pushes over zombies like dominos with the air*
*Shadow walks behind Zombies and throws shadows from behind*
ok i think i just cut a zombie head of with a pair o scissors andthrew it outthe window
Thats actually true flame O.o
Pyro your brilliant..
Did you see kals comment on the last page that see won't come back for a while?!?
*kills a zombie disheartened*
Lets do this
*picks up zombie and throws it at another coming from behind*
*leaps off a corpse and trips*
HELP!
*zombie walks up from behind i turn around WACK with my bottle of lucazade good bad i have A BOTTLE O LUCAZADE
*chucks skittles at zombies*
TASTE THE FREAKING RAINBOW!!!
(I'm random..I know!!)
=P
*picks val up with air*
Thanks Flame!
*throws skittles at Ayesha* You taste the dark truth and fight!!!
Yummy!
Skittles
Don't go anywhere I'm going shop will brb in 5
*A LINE OF ZOMBIES RUSHING TOWARDSME*
TRIPPED THEM OVER WITH MY FLAME TRIP WIRE THEIR ALL BURNT I AM NOW VICTORIOUS
i hav a kit kat i break it into pieces and throw wow its got them in the eye
Are u alright val?
*Kicks zombie and chops head off that was coming at taz and Ayesha*
Ayesha are you like....
NEUTRAL?
*everyone gasps* brb
I think Kal's back now :D
*shoots a few fireballs casually at the Zombies*
*catches skittles in mouth*
okie-dokie
*runs around crazily cutting zombies heads off*
*is covered in bits of zombies heads*
ewww...!!!
i finally fid u guys
me jeese that was hard
zombies surround us
Me? I'm dandy; why wouldn't I be?
Everyone get behind me and Crystal! NOW!!!
*Throws shadows at Zombies*
Good Ayesha
I don't have to go
*casually slays zombies*
Bruno mars is the greatest ever!!!!
i throw chees on them they die coz the cheesestarts to rot
and smells
wish i had a gas mask
YES GET BEHIND ME AND VAL
Neutral? Ofcourse not I just don't like zombies....they scare me D:
GET BEHIND US!!!
Me and Crystal are going to make a protective wall around us while I blow up all the bombs I've set up. Just go with it.
*i have decided to become a necromancer*
I know doesn't suit right? Give your opinion
zombie walksup like a gangster and breathes in my face
uurrggghh i think u eed to brush ur teeth
chop zombies head off and burn with a stream of fire
*Throws many many shadows at remaining zombies with val*
BRUNO MARS FTW!!!
*gets behind crystal and val*
Tyrotoxication!!!
*reluctantly get behind* them I want to fight!!!
i walk up set a force feild around us and blow up the zombies witha tazer bomb
Hmmm Flame I think its up to u :D
And flame i read somewhere that u play guitar and piano so do i!!!!!!!!!!
Flame, necromancy is bad. Remember Vile and Melancholia? *realises I'm a necromancer* Uh... I'll think of something smart later.
*Shadow walks and grabs all of the fighters*
Theres not many Zombies left..........
*Chops many zombies heads off*
Tazers are stun guns, no?
i just alk into the corner were no zombies are and watch u guys fight with some popcorn
Cool I only started but both my music teachers said I'm brilliant
Ftw? What does that mean? Im dumb like that..
tazers are stun guns yes
*makes sure everyone is behind us*
READY... SET... DIE!!!
*clicks little red button on the top of the black switch*
u said tazer bomb taz...........
Cool.I've been playing guitar for 3 years and piano for a year.
*curls into a ball and unleashes wave upon wave of fire onto the zombies*
U forgot the forcefield!!!!
Goes to run and is caught by the blowing fore help!!!
i know a tazer bomb my invention tazers every1 who isnt in the force field i put around us ;D
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH noooooooooooooo
*huge explosion* *realises shodows aren't good shields* *shadow walks everyone to the park and sees mortals watching*
Taz did u just save us?
taz i think we need a nucleur bomb
FTW what does that mean?
*melts into fire to avoid the explosion*
*reforms and surveys the remainder of the horde*
crystal)yes i put a force field aroundus in da nick o time
Nuclear that would destroy land of blogieness
@flame For the win.
hi pyro dawn i dont think we have meet before im taz da lion killer
Ta then.
Kk val u very god at exposing magick
flame)but a force feild would save us
*whispering* Psst! Everyone! There are mortals watching! What do we do???
Yep ta then... Wanna get milkshakes?
I'm buying
Hi Taz!!!¡¡¡!!!
Pleasure to make your acquaintance
Mortals! Where?! In blogland?!
Call geff? I have on speed dial?
the pleasures all mine or something
whos geff?????????????
Yes call geff
(to crowd) Greetings one and all! It gives me great pleasure to invite you to The Circus of Magic!
Please feel free to stop by at any time!
*bows*
whos geff??????
MORTALS ARE EVERYWHERE.
Call him now! But what about distractions? I could trap everyone with shadows so we can capture them and have Geoffery hypnotise them *laughs mischeviously*
Did they break the barrier? *looks at universe portal* but how?
Val your bombs
*tries to repair portal* better patch it with shadows for now
LOL pyro!
Isn't he the fella that make mortals beleive they aren't seeing wat they are seening
Okay, first time on here....
http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100002864052365
I changed my profile picture to the new US Scepter of the Ancients cover, and did a wall post with the link to the e-book. Wow, can't even remember the last time I used facebook before today.
Oh, and why is no one reccognising us CANADIAN fans? There's a contest for the Americans, but not us?
* called him he's having dinner can't come till tomorrows*
??????? What to doo???????
*looks at sorcerers skeptically* I'm strong enough to break barriers?!?
What Pyro said!
how about we
fly into the air
fly away from te mortals
finish off the zombies then
make the mortals forget everything they know about us
and i think i figured out who geff is
Yes crystal he is....
I don't no why don't we leave it to val cause she caused it?
Milkshakes?? I'm offer still stands
*whispers*
Flame!
*flame turns around*
A kid covered in zombie doesn't look like a circus director!
send them back through the barriers?
No val your bombs are!!
*tuts shamefully*
I didn't say that pyro did!?!
so wat yaall doin now
hows life???
*dons a hat*
And now, for the second act of the evening, it's the one, the only. Undead man!!!
*ushers a zombie onto the stage*
Q
Q
Q
I have to go :( I will be on tomorrow
Bye flame,Val,Pyro,Taz and Ayesha
Bye Darkflair!!!¡¡¡!!!
*kills zombie*
soz but hes has had brains too much of a threat..
Byee crystal!!
Well done for getting first pyro!
*gives cookie*
=D
Bye Crystal!
Flame- Why don't we just kill them all? We'd be outta here in a second.
*looks at mortals*
Yes!
New page is mine!
I claim this page for November birthdays!
Because they are awesome!!!
bye crystal
I dunno shud we kill them all :/
yes let jus killthem all and get out o here
*mutters to self* I really wanna kill mortals...
No that's to darquesish
We gotta kidnap scruntinous?!? Who is in?
Congratz on first pyro
Bye Madame darkflair *tips hat*
@Val V.
Kill all the people?
Seriously?
They're still people, and some may be sorcerers.
Noo don't kill the mortals D:
i just wanna get out o here nd have somekitkats
Yay me and pyro the only gudz peplz yay!
Make a dedication
Kidnappings are hard. Killing is EASY.
*looks at overhearing mortals and grins* See? Don't they look like they want to die?
+ Ayesha
im with val v / darquesse
lets kill em n get out o here
Looks at val I will fight you I killed you before and won that epic battle I can take you!!!
@ taz u can go me and val will probs end up fighting an epic battle
Wow you guys are evil,
*engulfs everyone in a glowing golden orb that launches everyone back to thezombie hordes*
kill and go dont go somewhere to look4 som1 ho might be dead
kill and go
Anyone gonna back me?!?
They could easily kill them and me. I could take taz easy and val a bit harder but yeah but not together?!?
So? I love a good fight.
brb I need to eat soup...
flame)cool
hv any popcorn im all out???
electricshock taz is good again
wow jeese i cant believe i wasgonna kill all these mortals
flame need somhelp
*joins Flame*
Let's do this!
We shouldn't kill the mortals!!!
Val I will kill you but first taz cos hes here
Bite taz wanna fight?
come on just got 2 wait tillshe eatshere soup then
together we can never be defeated
*joins flame also*
Same goes for Flame and I!!!
*Marches with a mob chanting kill val*
watr u talkin about
(i was mind controled by the freaks o zartog )
(i got a electric shock and now im a blondie again)
a blondie is good guy if u werewondeing
But guys if she turns darquesse ye run find new names abomdan your old lives....
I will fight her I have the ability...
I have done it before and I will do it again!!!
haa i can morh into a rolling pin ill squish her to jelly lol
What about Darquesse? (my soup was gooooood)
g2g comin bk in a few mins
It wil b too Dangerous...
*smashes vals soup*
Pyro my good friend cud you take care of the scruntinous kidnapping with the others...
I shall fight you Valkyrie V
*pulls machete and charges her way*
I ALREADY FINISHED OFF THE SOUP!
So you guys have made me the villian, have you? And you didn't need my help? You're smarter than I thought.
But fighting's more fun!
:D
Ha were the cleverestist
Ha thats now a word. Mine!!!
*stabs at val laughing maniacally*
*dodges Flame's machete*
*shadow walks back to where the mortals are*
Ok well do the kidnapping next..
Get her pyro!!!
Val we won't kill you if you won't kil the mortals...
ok bk
*shoots after Val V.*
*protects the mortals*
u guys gonna kill zombies and that all nigh coz datedbe cool
*grrabs a mortal and sticks tounge out at Flame*
*pushes her with air and she falls into the deep lake*
Help she will go darquesse...
*sets Val's hair on fire so she drops the mortal*
pick up sp book wack val around the head with it
she falls with a mighty thump
irun off coz i dont wanna get killed
*almost drowns then... uh... cool sound effect...*
*comes out of lake*
*bows* Hello, I'm Darquesse.
Does anyone want to go do the kidnapping now or we all can kill val and savour the glory...
*bites val*
*Sticks out tounge you're wet*
Haha
*turns to fire*
oh hi im-darquesse kocks me out the way
ouch that hurt
val that was suppossed to ha
*Oh picks up bellas so collection and summons flames*
I will set these on fire
*slashes at Flame's head with shadow*
i get nunchuks to through at every 1
but miss themall completely
i walk up to val andkick her in the shin
You won't burn my collection. IT'S INVINCIBLE!!!
*Dodges and drops books into lake*
I'm so clumsy remember when I dropped Alison good good times
*shoves Flame out of the way of the shadows*
Run taz u foolish man she is darquesse at the moment!!?
*blasts fire at Val V.*
Pyro u didn't dedicate the opage?
Ah, this is more fitting to the situation.
*shadow walks behind flame and chokes*
My hands just want to hug your neck!!!
I did, I dedicated it to November birthdays.
*elbows her ribs*
My elbows just wanna break your ribs?!?
*casually deflects attcks against me*
*yawns* Booooorrrrriiinnnggg....
Oh yeah
*rugby tackles val.v to the ground*
hey guys i got a photo
deadpool rocks
*punches Ayesha off and she's sent sprawling*
What if someone kissed u?
U hate it
*Runs after val making kissy noises*
i put a skulduggery pic as my profile pic on youtube
Yay taz now run darquesse don't like playing fair :(
Flame- This is getting awkward. *clicks fingers in Flame's face*
help ayesha u withair we run at val at the same time the three of us in a line running after val
Ow u burnt my lips
*kicks her in stomach*
Cool profile picture Taz!
*draws twin katanas from crossed scabbards on his back*
*katanas burst into flame*
Bring it on…
You'd better run *smiles* Because I can FLY.
ever1 jumps on val then loads of mrs smiths from matrix star a pile on
I'm getting bored why dont we kill the mortals?!?
*Kicks Ayesha and taz*
Say hello to darkphoneix
val breaks the pile by flying
me an pyro com at her with double flameswords and starts slashing
*flies into the air and everyone on top of me falls off*
*hovers up to Val V. holding the burning swords*
Flying's child's play!
*click fingers and hurls a fireball at val.v from behind*
* Flies with val*
What are katanas?
dark pheonixu brain washed me its all up to me pyro an ayesha now
i pull ut flame rocket launchers bring i on
*shoots towards Flame, aiming a powerful kick at his head*
i fly up and turn into a fire robot
katanas are samurai swords
*waves hand and fire goes out*
Who wants to die first? Step right up!
tornado kick at val and pheonixs head
*pyro we need to team up or we wont make it out alive
*steps forward*
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