First of all, my Ameriminions seem to be having a great time coming up with their opening lines, and I have to say the standard has been superb. There's still ages left to go, of course- the deadline is October 23rd- so keep submitting them in the comment section to the last post. It's all been very impressive so far- some real writers out there, and every few hours I have a new favourite... SO KEEP SUBMITTING!
Here are the things you need to do to be in with a chance of winning:
If you have a Facebook page, you could change your profile pic to the new Tom Percival US cover, then post a link on your Facebook wall to the eBook here http://bit.ly/qNJYCP.
If you're on Twitter, you could tweet (I'm sorry, I'll never be able to take this word seriously) a message out using the following hashtag- #FREESkulduggeryebookUS . It can be about anything connected to the free eBook offer but it must contain a link to the page http://bit.ly/qNJYCP and a request to re-tweet your tweet. Good God. Tweeting, retweeting, hashtags... Does ANYONE understand what the hell I'm talking about?
If you have a different online profile- like MSN, YouTube, Blog, Tumblr, etc- then you could post a status update which includes the cover and the link http://bit.ly/qNJYCP ...
Now, if you do ANY of those things, you MUST tell me in the Comments section to THIS post. Tell me EXACTLY what you've done and you'll be automatically entered into the competition. The closing date is October 31st, the competition is open to EVERYONE in EVERY country (yep, that includes you Ameriminions), and 10 winners will be selected at random by me.
Ready? Set? GO.
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and i'm a she :)
Darn it. Your right. I'm too used to it being on the left.
And I did crash the reflection Bentley, so I don't know if it's going to turn out like Val's or what...
ok
Taz the lion and Crystal the darkflair
You are now minions of not only the almight D but also the good side ... protecting The almighty D, S.p, Val and the rest of the gang
It may not be easy ... you mission if you choose to accept is to recruit new members of the good side no matter what it takes (but no lying and no killing)
no at least it was the reflection but how could the bently touch the mirror
;D
taz think ... the mirror could have been pushed towards the bentley
There are others. The dark side will grow! (and I like Derek, Its the rest of the world I want to take over)
Now! I shall go! For there is much roller skating to be done.
alright i spread the word every where
my frends know all about it
OKay
go forth, nominate for fourth in command and try to be on this blog as often as possible spreading the good side and making it grow in population!!! WE WILL HAVE VICTORY!!!!!!1
it could have been pushed towards the bently but the bently could have also driven towards the mirror realy slowly (if fast the mirror would break)
i didnt think of that
ok i will i will spred the word of white chocolate aka the goodies
yay :)
is every 1 gonna go now??
taz, always report back to me and crystal you also, but for now i must flee, a dark hour is upon us beware my loyal friends beware ...
see yaa if u r really goin
i am :'(
o ok see ya libz onyx
is any 1 stayin on ???
*in a singsong voice* I'm baaaaaack! And there is blood coming out of my armmm....
hey some1s on every1 else has gone off now
r u still on????
I'm almost ALWAYS here. You just don't know it. *eerie music plays*
Taz!!! I have created a blog for the good side, click on me and find my blog and follow it ... tell others to do the same :)
cool im taz the lionkiller by the way
cool libz your on again
The GOOD side? What's this about? I'm definitely NOT on that side.
shall i become a member????
huh your bad we are the white chocolates
or something
ye :) where is crystal???
I don't like white chocolate. It usually tastes funny.
i know they do
lol
and i dunno where crystal is
im a member of the good side
Val plz joing the good side we can offer you normal brownies aswell if you wish ...
http://thegoodsideforderek.blogspot.com/ go here and follow too join the good side
yeah
Eh, the dark side is fun though. I get to destroy thins and make people scream. It's not like I don't do that in real life anyway.
Taz, you mission ... to tell her why the good side is betetr :)
the good side has better weapons and inventions though
better chocolates and they always win
and every1 always likes them apart from the baddies
better aims
so will u join?????
Well, who needs better weapons when you can do stuff the old fashoin way? Ripping limb from limb, stabbing with sissors, Necromancy (even if, you know, I'm scared of Melancholia)... We have penty of weapons too.
yeah they have better goals and they are the sane dudes
i hope to see more followers tomor taz ;)
yeah so do i
we will wiinnnn
did you know that the dark side tried to steal and crash s.p's bentley???
me i did
Sane? Ha! Then there's absolutely NO way I belong THERE. Besides, the good guys don't exactly WIN in The Faceless Ones.
Taz, if you read my about me you will find i am not sane!!
sorry val ... she got it wrong we are not sane ... i an very hyper
And I'M a bad guy too. Or a bad girl, you could say. I'm Darquesse!!!! I AM EVIL!!! I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!
oh yeah but most o dem are
at least im sane kinda
any1 gonna say anything??????
or is every1 off
I'm not hyper. I'm just insane. *sighs* You two have a lot to learn about me.
1. I'm stubborn. VERY stubborn. That's how I convince people into leaving me alone.
2. I'm insane. I hope you've caught onto that. Ask anyone I've talked to on here.
3. I'm witty, smart, and good with comebacks. Unless, of course, I'm having a bad day.
4. Everything else about me. You'll figure out enough, sooner or later.
*smiles* Excellent. Have you read Death Bringer yet?
i hope dereks reading this
yeah read it ages ago its epic
im gona go now see yaa
He probably isn't NOW, but mlst likely will later. I posted something and hours later he came on, said one thing about what I said and left again. I screamed, of course. He said something to me, and I freaked out, for he is awesome.
But really, he just comes and goes.
Aww... Bye. And I was rereading it last night.
*kicks at the dirt* I hate being lonely...
I'm gonna post every birthday song I can think of.
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Derek, happy birthday to you!
Ta-da! The birthday song.
how old are you gonna be, Derek?
I honestly have nothing to do right now. I hope Flame comes on soon.
Zombies. Zombies at the door.
NOT!
Because there's no one here but me, and there isn't even a zombie.
Am I the only one that's noticed he's changed font?
No, I've noticed too.
*sigh* And I'm STILL alone.
Val! Hello!
Val?
heyyy guys
Hey Azzy. i don't think val is here :(
And now i hav to go byee
BUT I AM HERE!!! I WAS JUST MOMENTARILY OCCUPIED!!!
*screeches like a banshee (I'm actually capable of that)*
lool just missed her
I missed you people by 2 MINUTES!!!
Yay! You're back! *looks at azzy threateningly* You are, right?
Aaaaand you're gone again.
oops sorry i was edditing my profile sorrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyy
We can't enter the competition unless we're in the us right?
Read the post Gabe, it says
no anyone can enter this competition but the one in the previous post is only for americans
and now i have to go soz val bye guys
*eye twitches* IS ANYONE HERE???
HI KAL!!!!!
I hope you're not gone already!!!
Your user name scares me.
Who are you mad at?
I'm now guessing you're gone already, so I suppose I'll never know who you were mad at.
and im back again... HEYYY
Helllllooooo!
Val???
aha HIIII I hv returned
Well now I'm not a loner! Whoo hoo!
AHHH my sis is trying to get me to watch Xfactor...
Or am I? *looks around, worried*
Don't do it! Don't go! NOOOOO!!!
dont worry i'm multi-tasking :)
That's a relief. Wanna hear something funny?
ummm okkkk
okkk well apparantly im not gonna hear something funny...
Okay so I was looking through the followers (because there's like 1213) and I was trying to find myself, when suddenly I came across someone with no profile picture named Valkyrie Cain. I was really suspicious of this person, because I want to be Valkyrie, so I clicked on their picture and saw they were following my blog. I looked at the followers on mine and didn't see a Valkyrie Cain. Then I realised it WAS me. It was just before I set up enough info to post.
THE END
And a happy ending for me.
Okay, I postet the link on my facebook page and changed my pic http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100002293737491
It may be possible that you can't see it because I'm too young and fb don't want you to.
Saw u today in Frankfurt. Why is ur hair so dark? I asked u what u did to Fletcher. I think Val was very mean (like me, but hey, who isn't) and I didn't like how she treated him but u said at least u didn't kill him and I hope ur not going to do it ever.
But I liked the end with Caelan. Very nice.
You seriously think VALKYRIE was mean? What about all that stuff Fletcher said? He was mean!!!
@valkyrie- stop spoilering...please. *puppy eyes*
hi, by the way. *hugs*
hey lego...
I wasn't spoilering (is that even a word?). I didn't even say what Fletcher said.
hey guys!
Kal!!!! *hugs* I've missed you so much too!
It's just I've had so much homework and my parents have limited my computer hours and...wow its been ages!
*hugs kal* how are you my friend?
*hugs* thanks for dedicating first to me Kal! :D You're so awesome! *hugs again*
Hi Lizzy!
(this is so weird because one of my best friends are named Lizzy)
Hey I just looked at your profile Lizzy :D
You like Hetalia too?
DEREK! MASTER LANDY! OH GLORIOUS GOLDEN GOD!
I would like to cry out on behalf of Kallista (or Trinity Kal as she now calls herself)
I know you said you would choose 10 winners at random but I really feel that Kal should be one of them.
Only she's been through so much in her life and suffered through such a lot which I shan't disclose unless I have her permission and I think she really deserves to win. It's her birthday on November 14th and this would be the most amazing birthday present ever. She'd be so thrilled and delighted.
Because although obviously you are the Golden God and created this blog and bought us all together I honestly think that Kallista is the heart and soul of our community. Because although she didn't bring us together she keeps us together. She is such a wonderful kind and caring person who doesn't over look anyone and really welcomes everyone here and makes their day.
I would gladly give up my place in the competition for her and I'm sure that many others agree with me.
So please, please, please could you make Kal one of the winners? Because she's done so much for so many of us and she is so deserving of this fanatabulous prize.
Many many thanks
Your loyal minion
Skylara Wolfbane (or Geckogirl) :P
I'm not intending to be rude in anyway, but what's with everyone posting that?
I agree with Skylara that Kallista deserves it *ALOT*
DEREK! MASTER LANDY! OH GLORIOUS GOLDEN GOD!
I would like to cry out on behalf of Kallista (or Trinity Kal as she now calls herself)
I know you said you would choose 10 winners at random but I really feel that Kal should be one of them.
Only she's been through so much in her life and suffered through such a lot which I shan't disclose unless I have her permission and I think she really deserves to win. It's her birthday on November 14th and this would be the most amazing birthday present ever. She'd be so thrilled and delighted.
Because although obviously you are the Golden God and created this blog and bought us all together I honestly think that Kallista is the heart and soul of our community. Because although she didn't bring us together she keeps us together. She is such a wonderful kind and caring person who doesn't over look anyone and really welcomes everyone here and makes their day.
I would gladly give up my place in the competition for her and I'm sure that many others agree with me.
So please, please, please could you make Kal one of the winners? Because she's done so much for so many of us and she is so deserving of this fanatabulous prize.
Many many thanks
Your loyal ameriminion, Lizzy
Oh, yeah and *hugs Kal*
PYROOOOOO!!!!
Pyro-o-o-o-o!!!!
*glares at Octa*
Hi Mar!!!¡¡¡!!!
Hi!
*tackles in a hug*
Hey all!
*dances around, pointing bananas at everyone. acting as if they're guns*
Pew...pew...!
Hi Octa!!!
DEREK! MASTER LANDY! OH GLORIOUS GOLDEN GOD!
I would like to cry out on behalf of Kallista (or Trinity Kal as she now calls herself)
I know you said you would choose 10 winners at random but I really feel that Kal should be one of them.
Only she's been through so much in her life and suffered through such a lot which I shan't disclose unless I have her permission and I think she really deserves to win. It's her birthday on November 14th and this would be the most amazing birthday present ever. She'd be so thrilled and delighted.
Because although obviously you are the Golden God and created this blog and bought us all together I honestly think that Kallista is the heart and soul of our community. Because although she didn't bring us together she keeps us together. She is such a wonderful kind and caring person who doesn't over look anyone and really welcomes everyone here and makes their day.
I would gladly give up my place in the competition for her and I'm sure that many others agree with me.
So please, please, please could you make Kal one of the winners? Because she's done so much for so many of us and she is so deserving of this fanatabulous prize.
Your Loyal Irish Minion, Crystal
DEREK! MASTER LANDY! OH GLORIOUS GOLDEN GOD!
I would like to cry out on behalf of Kallista (or Trinity Kal as she now calls herself)
I know you said you would choose 10 winners at random but I really feel that Kal should be one of them.
Only she's been through so much in her life and suffered through such a lot which I shan't disclose unless I have her permission and I think she really deserves to win. It's her birthday on November 14th and this would be the most amazing birthday present ever. She'd be so thrilled and delighted.
Because although obviously you are the Golden God and created this blog and bought us all together I honestly think that Kallista is the heart and soul of our community. Because although she didn't bring us together she keeps us together. She is such a wonderful kind and caring person who doesn't over look anyone and really welcomes everyone here and makes their day.
I would gladly give up my place in the competition for her and I'm sure that many others agree with me.
So please, please, please could you make Kal one of the winners? Because she's done so much for so many of us and she is so deserving of this fanatabulous prize.
Love from your most awesomest minion
Ayesha!
=D
I would like to cry out on behalf of Kallista (or Trinity Kal as she now calls herself)
I know you said you would choose 10 winners at random but I really feel that Kal should be one of them.
Only she's been through so much in her life and suffered through such a lot which I shan't disclose unless I have her permission and I think she really deserves to win. It's her birthday on November 14th and this would be the most amazing birthday present ever. She'd be so thrilled and delighted.
Because although obviously you are the Golden God and created this blog and bought us all together I honestly think that Kallista is the heart and soul of our community. Because although she didn't bring us together she keeps us together. She is such a wonderful kind and caring person who doesn't over look anyone and really welcomes everyone here and makes their day.
I would gladly give up my place in the competition for her and I'm sure that many others agree with me.
So please, please, please could you make Kal one of the winners? Because she's done so much for so many of us and she is so deserving of this fanatabulous prize.
Many many thanks
Your loyal and loving minion, lego
*cuddles kal*
And thnks kal for the link ;)
Hi Ayesha!!!¡¡¡!!!
Hey Ayesha!
Evveeeerrrryyyyoooonnnneeee!!!! Hiiiiiiii!!!!!
Hi Kal!!!¡¡¡!!!
*hugs*
Hey Kal!
*hugs*
Hi everyone!
Hi Darkflair!!!¡¡¡!!!
Pleasure to make your acquaintance!
Hii crystal!!
Hii kallista!!
*hugs both*
Hii mar!!!
I guess I never really got an answer to my question...
Well anyway I'm back!
Yay Kallingfisher!!!¡¡¡!!!
H ayesha! Hi Pyro!
Hi Val V.!!!¡¡¡!!!
Yay! I got a hello! Hi pyro!
Hii Valkyrie.V!!
The reason everyone is posting that is so that Derek might chose Kal as one of the 10 winners.
:(
You didn't say hi to me Ayesha.
Hi val
Hey Valkyrie V.!
Hi Ayesha! Pleasure to meet you!
Other people want to win too. But she should be one. She's always been nice to me. She told me she hoped I would win after I wrote this long thing about WHY I wanted to win, and I fully expected to be told I was being incredibly selfish... So I suppose she SHOULD win. Hope you're a winner, Kal!
Hii pyro!!!!¡¡¡
*hugs*
I'm sorry!!
(the only reason I can do the upside down exclamation marks is because I'm on my iPod! =P)
Go iPods!!!
How are you on xat though?
Ooooh I got LOTS of hellos! I never get hellos in the real world, because everyone thinks I'm scary and hard to work with *scowls*
I hope someone i know wins!
I'm on iPod on here and chat on laptop if I open more than one tab my comp will freeze!!
=(
IPODS FTW!
gtg! Bye! We're going to the wake forest football game!
(My dad's an Alumni. That's why we're in NC)
Bye Mar!!!¡¡¡!!!
Byee mar!!!
*hugs*
Um... uh... Bye Mar!
BYe Mar!
Bye Mar!
Click on my name and look at my profile. I just edited it XD
Wow... Where'd everyone go?
Thats cool Val. Are u on chat?
I don't go to chat. I like it here better.
I see. Well thats where everyone is :)
I'm here!
*waves*
They should be HERE, the land of fighting villians and stalking Derek. I wanna kill a zombie horde but I can't do that by myself!
Heyy anybodies on??
Well ill help u!
Flame! hello
*shrieks in a high pitched voice* FLAME!!!
Fight a zombie horde with me?
Hii flame!!!
*hugs*
I'm ready * clicks fingers* are we gonna do this?
Lets fight zombies!!
Yesss...
*puts on Necromancer ring and opens the door for zombies* THEY'RE HERE!!!
Heyy crys val and Ayesha
*Gets sword at the ready*
Hey flame
*kicks zombie beind Flame*
Were you gonna say something, or are you just saying hey as in hi?
Hi Flame!!!¡¡¡!!!
*Chops random Zombies heads off*
*hides under the table*
I think I'll stay here..
=P
*pulls machete*
*Throws fireballs*
*throws shadows like daggers at zombie going for Ayesha under the table*
*approaches zombie from behind and taps on shoulder*
Zombie: Ughnaraafff...
Me: THE SPAROW FLIES SOUTH FOR WINTER!!!
*slaps zombie so hard its head flies off*
Zombies!
*hovers above the horde, incinerating zombies*
Hi then. And pyro good you're here *hugs*!
Ayesha?
*Slices three zombies in half*
coool Pyro
*Uses sword to chop zombies in half*
*pokes head out from under the table*
Thanks crystal!
*chucks a cookie at her and continues to hide*
=P
hey guys taz da man/liion kiler is in da house
Hey Crystal! *shouts over the growls of zombies* What's-- *punches at zombie trying to bite through sleeve* What's holding your Necromancy magic?
*eats cookie*
Ayesha please help?
*Throws shadows at zombie*
*Shadow walks behind zombie and the chops head off*
*pokes head from under table again*
yes flame?
A black Crystal necklace around my neck Val!
Hello lionkiller!!
Pleasure to make your acquaintance!!
*gives cookie*
=D
*dodges zombie biting technique*
*Grabs crys and pulls her away from zombi*
*Kills zombie attacking val*
*Zombie Breaks table.Ayesha there's a closet*
Hi Lionkiller!!!¡¡¡!!!
*dives down, then ducks between two zombies and rolls into a corner*
*continues incinerating zombies*
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